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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, he thought I was leaving.
00:02:14Maybe we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci.
00:02:42Let's go.
00:02:43You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:05With our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:08I make my own money.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:12Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:13I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:17That means free underwear for life.
00:03:19For life.
00:03:20Some parents would be proud.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:37And don't be late.
00:03:38Bye, Dad.
00:03:39Excuse me.
00:03:40Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:02Why won't Macalangeles just grow up, huh?
00:04:08You just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:35Hmm. I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:04Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now it's too late. He's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far,
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:45Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um,
00:05:55but
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment,
00:06:25but it's really expensive.
00:06:26and my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good mom?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:14I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but it's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us after her parents passed.
00:07:30I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Come back tonight and, uh, make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:49Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair.
00:08:04Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44Amelia.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:54Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:21Or not.
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:52See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:15Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:39All right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married,
00:11:17that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:11:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo.
00:11:34Look,
00:11:35you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:51we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza
00:11:54and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool, huh,
00:12:03but I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:15for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able
00:12:21to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:23to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:33What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:41Well, Angelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree
00:12:50to marry her,
00:12:51then you're going to lose
00:12:54the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose
00:12:56your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:08The lorries have already
00:13:09drafted the contract,
00:13:11and, son,
00:13:12we're going to need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15Right, my mother.
00:13:16Yeah, try and make
00:13:17yourself look decent now.
00:13:21You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me,
00:13:27and I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's going to be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween
00:13:31Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately to avoid
00:13:37any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:07Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15Mmm.
00:14:24So,
00:14:24your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So this is
00:14:42Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:10So put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here,
00:15:13not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look,
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back,
00:15:27we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh,
00:15:37by the way,
00:15:38this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start
00:15:41wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:47You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're...
00:16:04reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well,
00:16:11things change when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered
00:16:17to help pay
00:16:17for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So,
00:16:19I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33No.
00:16:33Shh.
00:16:38Socialite animals?
00:16:39Like, start a hundred
00:16:40canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so...
00:16:52toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:56Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know,
00:17:00that's probably
00:17:01an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:05Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:10Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14Ready to be wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:57Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks,
00:18:26finally.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:34We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:40You know,
00:18:41if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:53Ahem.
00:18:53Who are you?
00:18:57Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia,
00:19:02my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream!
00:19:16At the top of our lungs.
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:20:04And, um,
00:20:05don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry.
00:20:09I had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:12I had one too many to drink.
00:20:23How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:27My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:30What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:07Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19Sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21Just really...
00:21:24hung over.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:32Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:41Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:50Oh, fine.
00:21:52Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:23Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like that.
00:22:58So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21He's trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:35I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:54He did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:32Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:24:50I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:56No, are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13Should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:20Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:39That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:58Wow!
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi.
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:13And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the
00:26:46time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:09I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:39Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:27:49you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:03Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:25You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:41So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:26Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:56I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:26What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:34Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:45I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you.
00:30:57I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:15She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:20If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:55Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:31:59No.
00:31:59No.
00:31:59No.
00:31:59No.
00:32:00No.
00:32:00No.
00:32:00No.
00:32:01No.
00:32:01No.
00:32:02No.
00:32:02No.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03No.
00:32:03No.
00:32:04No.
00:32:04No.
00:32:04No.
00:32:05No.
00:32:06No.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08No.
00:32:09No.
00:32:10No.
00:32:11No.
00:32:12No.
00:32:13No.
00:32:14No.
00:32:15No.
00:32:16Wow.
00:32:17Amelia.
00:32:18Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry.
00:32:24I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:27No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:34Talked to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37You had good treatment.
00:32:38You look like one.
00:32:39Thanks.
00:32:40Hey.
00:32:41Lover boy.
00:32:42We're on.
00:32:43Gotta go.
00:32:44Find me in the green room after.
00:32:45Hope you like it.
00:32:46Break a leg.
00:32:47Lover boy.
00:32:53Break a leg.
00:32:54Lovely boy.
00:33:13Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16Good.
00:33:17Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:18Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:19One more please.
00:33:21But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:23Jake.
00:33:24Jake.
00:33:25Jake.
00:33:26You guys are great.
00:33:27You really think so?
00:33:28I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:29The who?
00:33:30You don't know the strokes.
00:33:31The who?
00:33:32You don't know the strokes.
00:33:33Are they older?
00:33:34I'm more of a top-40 kind of girl.
00:33:35But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:45Jake, you guys feel great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:03But it's alright.
00:34:05Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah, thank you.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:22Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:34:25But I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:34:32I can focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:47Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:02I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:20Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dino Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:50Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancé.
00:35:56So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:20I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:37You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:45Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:50I wish I never agreed to this awful thing.
00:38:20Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:47How drunk was I?
00:38:50Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog walker.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:58I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know.
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:09We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:13Definitely.
00:39:14Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:24There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:43But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:04The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:16Well?
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually.
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:24Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposite to track.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:04Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your...
00:43:08Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18I mean...
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:21Let's...
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:24I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:37I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night...
00:43:43I don't know how.
00:43:45I don't know why.
00:43:47That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:51Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:54I'm not a good actor.
00:43:56I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But...
00:44:00There is...
00:44:01A fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy...
00:44:05Cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're...
00:44:09Reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:12Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:21Amelia.
00:44:22Please.
00:44:23Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:32So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:38I know you were like me.
00:44:42I mean...
00:44:42You don't feel it.
00:44:44You know me.
00:44:44I don't know you were probably looking around you.
00:44:45You know you're like...
00:44:46You know you did something.
00:44:47You know you're like me.
00:44:47I saw them with like me.
00:44:48All right.
00:44:48Right now.
00:44:49You...
00:44:50I'm sorry.
00:44:51I got...
00:44:51real soon.
00:44:52I...
00:44:53I'm like 큰 on Japan.
00:44:53You know you're like I mental health issues.
00:44:54I love you.
00:44:54I'm sorry.
00:44:55I love you.
00:44:55I...
00:44:56I got it.
00:44:57I got it.
00:44:57You know you're⅋�
00:44:57And I'll be like...
00:44:58that's very emotional.
00:44:58You know...
00:44:59And anyway...
00:44:59I'm gonna knock it in...
00:44:59I know you're not going...
00:45:00so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:28if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets
00:45:30super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:39you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:47you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:53i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together
00:46:03together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:16whoo gucci what's the rush
00:46:28oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you
00:46:41about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like
00:46:49that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:03and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean a pride i just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:17thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:25we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:47:36cats are awesome
00:47:40that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so ooh maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:48:00but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for
00:48:06a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:48:12no go get her lover boy
00:48:20so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:48:41your dainty hands
00:48:44do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if you never get
00:48:54a chance to get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me
00:49:03get closer to my little brother
00:49:08fetch gucci
00:49:13i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:18grazie
00:49:35what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:39gucci
00:49:42but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:47you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:57i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:02i'm kidding this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew what else is in the back
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:50:28that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33done
00:50:34how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do did you learn in culinary school
00:50:42no my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:50sorry i don't mean to pray
00:50:53she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:05she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:07we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:51:22i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz what about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13.
00:51:45it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:49i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:53i don't want to lose her too
00:51:57i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:02i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me
00:52:07good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:15is it just the wine or am i really falling for him
00:52:20her
00:52:33hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:52:48ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:01there you go okay bye bye
00:53:07love you love you too
00:53:08sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that
00:53:22me neither too soon
00:53:25talk about it later yeah
00:53:28okay okay
00:53:30ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:33and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:38it's
00:53:40look who's here hey my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci look at this right here
00:53:50let's try
00:53:52oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:56just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:54:02come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:06all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says
00:54:17the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:54:26well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold play
00:54:31huh okay let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36what something wrong with amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we
00:54:46we cannot have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:54:55wow i never thought of that
00:54:58you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt
00:55:09like this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love yeah i don't know
00:55:22all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a nice
00:55:28small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:55:43so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:56:04would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:56:12that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:56:31is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:56:47it's me i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything
00:57:07for you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot
00:57:37he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your
00:57:45pants amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him
00:57:56yeah meet him maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it
00:58:02please me just give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:58:10you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:23thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right
00:58:37you mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:56it's enormous why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis nice to finally meet you let's see
00:59:13so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 perrion amelia said that's the year that you were
00:59:27born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
00:59:34that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
00:59:57you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:00:18so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up you don't mind do
01:00:28you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look
01:00:40like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to that's cute and all but what
01:00:49about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious let's see look i know i have a
01:01:01past but i'm committed to we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything see michelangelo that's
01:01:10my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other we know enough easy betsy
01:01:18i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:24you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:01:38are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interests no she's alone
01:01:54and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been
01:01:58fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and you're a
01:02:02frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk to betsy
01:02:08like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:13that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say
01:02:18whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant it
01:02:39came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:03:04happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:10amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:03:27get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada
01:03:35whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus
01:03:42or michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:03:49you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:04:00get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage
01:04:07to follow me to the ecoplex the other day see he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:27you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy but it's over with now
01:04:47you should punish me for straying you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:05nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay let's get this over with
01:05:21is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry jantel
01:05:30i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:41amelia broke up with me
01:05:46it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00i just wanted i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:13amelia hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:06:20romulus
01:06:33well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and all of a
01:06:38a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:45well we can help you find him
01:06:48yeah right
01:06:51good thanks
01:06:53gucci this better not be a trap
01:06:56just come on
01:06:56i thought you're both together why isn't he here with you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:07:11where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:17if this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto yeah that's it
01:07:29amelia
01:07:40gucci
01:07:47gucci's hopeless
01:07:49we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:53we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:01see they're not gonna kill us
01:08:03i do have to admit though
01:08:06i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:08he's really there for his dad
01:08:11his dad's dog
01:08:12so you approve now they didn't say that
01:08:19gucci
01:08:23gucci my boy's back
01:08:33okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:42i might have possibly misjudged you
01:08:51a little
01:08:53it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:57they just leave out part of the story
01:09:00amelia can we talk
01:09:06please
01:09:06amelia can we talk
01:09:14please
01:09:15okay
01:09:24amelia
01:09:26i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:28i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:38i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:44thanks for saying that
01:09:46i needed to hear that
01:09:49and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:51you're not one
01:09:55i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:58most of them are good
01:10:01i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:04i'm not
01:10:08you're not what do you mean
01:10:12amelia this might sound crazy but
01:10:16i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:18and i don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together
01:10:25i want to know that our love is real
01:10:29dad
01:10:30what is it son
01:10:32i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:36why son
01:10:38because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:39and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:47but because she wants to
01:10:53consider our contracts null and void
01:11:03amelia
01:11:05what will it be
01:11:05will you marry me
01:11:12will you marry me
01:11:15yes i'll marry you
01:11:17you
01:11:28you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:36and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:37look at me
01:11:40i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:44all right all right you two that's enough all right
01:11:48we spent this whole night together come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53italian style
01:11:55hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:58i think i can get used to it
01:11:59and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:04especially uh coldplay we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:10it was worth a try
01:12:35and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:12:42amelia
01:12:45even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together
01:12:51i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs
01:12:56i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:04i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this
01:13:12year and in return i promise
01:13:16i want us to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:30amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:34i love you so much
01:13:44i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:13:51helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope
01:13:56to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:14:03and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way i know your
01:14:09mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:14:17and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss your bride
01:14:26love you
01:14:32thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker
01:14:40it's crazy you know given my sister but i always been more of a cat person me too
01:14:46it's crazy you know what i do
01:14:59you
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