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An invulnerable, somewhat dim, superhero protects The City from all manner of evil-doers.
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00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:30Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!
01:00Tick, make sure you get under the couch, too.
01:03You know how your cheese puffs always fall under there.
01:06Not a problem, friend.
01:07Ah, savory cheese puffs made inedible by time and fate.
01:12Yeah, spring cleaning, Arthur.
01:13Just one small battle in the never-ending war against dirt and dishevelment.
01:18Plus, it's good, clean fun.
01:25Oh!
01:26Oh, sensitive.
01:31Hmm, maybe I have a safer chore, a mission for you, Tick.
01:41Yes, I'm doing laundry!
01:49Oh, laundry.
01:51Ah, there.
01:55That should do it.
01:58I love a nice, spotless apartment.
02:03Huh?
02:04Oh, yeah.
02:05Yes.
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02:21Stuck no further, my giant arachnid brother, or I can...
02:25Oh!
02:33I won't hesitate to forsake species for combat!
02:37We are all mole people, and I am the king. We come from the center of the earth. These
02:51fine moles are my servants.
02:53moles are my servants well i am the tick and i'm here to stop you from turning us all into your
02:59mole slaves um are you here to take over the surface world what well no strange tick we are
03:06here for a vacation arthur look what i found in the basement mole men
03:14they're on vacation from the center of the earth dug right up into the laundry room
03:22that one's the king of the mole people and that's bob the minister of mole defense that's todd the
03:27minister of the exterior and over there is larry he's uh i'm the treasurer mole guys meet my sidekick
03:35arthur hi arthur these mole men they've come a long way arthur just to see our world and well as
03:43superheroes we're sort of ambassadors of our city and well the mole guys they're like guests in our
03:49city what are you saying tick well what i'm saying is that it's like our job to arthur and i would
03:56like you mole guys to stay here with us while you're in town what you well we were gonna stay in a hotel
04:02whatever that is and we wouldn't want to inconvenience you but if you insist we'd be glad to stay
04:08well there hasn't been a mole expedition to the surface world in over 50 years and in five minutes
04:14we've made two new friends 50 years well then it's also our civic duty to act as your guides in this
04:20big crazy wonderful above ground metropolis we call home right arthur no tick i really don't know
04:26now after the museum of skin disorders we'll head down to slippy village for the water rights
04:30then on to the second largest parking lot in the state you'll see guys we're gonna have so much fun
04:36ah the light our eyes the light is too much for our huge underdeveloped subterranean eyes
04:46why didn't you warn us about your enormous blazing surface roof
04:53tick i knew this was a bad idea we don't know anything about these mole people well we know
05:00they've never seen the sky but i've got an idea and it just might be crazy enough to work
05:05you see with these magic glasses you can walk around outside all day you can stare right at the sky if
05:15you want oh they're not bad i we really appreciate this tick but maybe we just don't belong here at all
05:25you could just go outside seeing at night good thinking chum night is when the fiery star we call
05:32the sun goes down and it gets really dark outside well that sounds just great when did you say this
05:38night happens tick in just a few short hours mole king in the meantime you can stay busy with some
05:45quality television tick i need to talk to you though his entire life is spent in and around the water
05:53the sea otter never gets wet what's the lowdown sidekick tick i still don't think this is a good
05:59idea they seem nice enough but tick we don't know anything about them what they eat their habits i mean
06:04where are they gonna sleep this is a small apartment you know and they're small guys i've been drinking
06:10honesty cola almost as long as i've had my mole mole in fact drinking honesty cola is what's made me an
06:18internationally famous beautiful supermodel yuck honest supermodel beautiful what is that
06:26scrawny squiddy eyed two-tan surface girl to our squat mole women but that was mindy mulford
06:32she's gorgeous yeah maybe for up here but she doesn't even touch this kind of beauty down in the mole
06:38kingdom i think she's beautiful i think she's the most beautiful woman i've ever seen in fact i tell you
06:47right now that i'm going to make it my mission here in the surface world to meet her i will not leave
06:52here until mindy mulford is my mole queen
07:17so isn't this jazzy it's a little expensive hey the mole kingdom's riches know no end let us pick up the chat
07:38we live amongst the earth's resources we pluck its treasures from our very walls
07:43our special tonight is escargot oh that sounds enchanting what is it well that's cooked snails prepared
08:03savages have you no shame the snails of the earth our subterranean brethren they hurt no one do you know
08:12what they do for your gardens have you ever listened to their poetry their their
08:17oh of course right this way miss mulford your table is waiting for you
08:23i must meet her don't think tonight's the night your highness
08:35oh i'm so sorry sir you should have gotten a menu when you are seated here you go
08:44i can't believe my remarkable luck the first place we went and there she is if this keeps up i may be
08:55able to marry her tonight i don't know how to tell you this mr mole king but uh supermodels don't
09:01usually date guys who live in the dirt but i'm a king you surface dwellers all you can think about
09:07is the surface none of these things are important not compared to the magnetic powers of pure love
09:12well love is a noble cause but after all we she's going to the bathroom now's my chance wait
09:19where's he going yeah i didn't finish my love speech he caught up to her well well what are they doing
09:25now they're it looks like they're talking and when i saw you here i i just had to come over and
09:33will you be my mole queen i don't believe it she seems to like him join me in my soily realm mindy
09:41hey what do you think you're doing there mister get your hands off of her you just back off no
09:47pictures come on mindy i'll get you out of here mindy wait be my mole queen are you ready to order
09:53now sir the king has left the building we'd better get after him he's a stranger to our city streets
10:00i think the king headed down that way bob you come with me to look for him arthur take the others
10:06back to our place
10:08oops sorry citizen say could you tell us if you've seen a little guy running through here after a
10:21supermodel he looks just like this guy only with a little crown
10:24tick it's a lava man you know this guy no but the bold people of the lava men fight constantly
10:36underground it takes about 10 of us to beat one of them what am i supposed to do
10:41uh anything
10:43uh
10:48oh
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11:13now to show that pressure cooker what for
11:16but tick wait we gotta find my king he could be in danger
11:19ah yes you're right besides sewer urchin is probably on patrol
11:27huh
11:28uh oh
11:29oh yeah
11:34oh yeah very glad he's gone
11:35tick
11:38tick what happened where's the mole king
11:41well we couldn't find him and we ran into some trouble
11:44what kind of trouble
11:45what kind of trouble
11:46guys it was horrible we
11:55hello everybody
11:57where were you are you okay what happened to your face your highness well boys i'm officially in love i followed mindy to her apartment building and that guy she was with had her bodyguards be
12:05beat me up and send me up and send me home isn't that great these bruises they're a badge of honor proving my commitment to our love let the royal courtship begin i hate to burst your surface girl bubble but as minister of defense i must there is a lava man loose here in the surface world a lava man here what's a lava man the lava man are our ancient enemies
12:22they are a fiery tempered evil bunch made of living breathing magma the mole people have been at war with them for centuries then it's our duty to protect our guest from below arthur besides i owe that lava guy one well it's almost done let's all get some sleep
12:39at least we know we're safe here with the tick
13:09larry larry larry wake up it's important
13:12i'm up i'm up what is it larry i need your help i wish to perform the ancient traditional mole man courtship ritual for mindy
13:20okay
13:23tick we've got to ask the mole people to leave
13:26what why
13:27did you see what they did to my living room we can't afford this i don't even want to talk about what they did in here
13:33but we're the ambassadors of the surface world we can't be rude
13:37rude rude or not tick they can't stay i'm only renting this apartment they've torn up the floors and the walls
13:43i'm not even allowed to paint in here
13:49hoo-ha-hee-da-hoo-bah
13:51mindy mindy
13:54know now the bottomless pit that is my love for thee
13:58solid
14:00mindy
14:02mindy
14:03join me in my subterranean palace
14:06cozy
14:08why live up here on the crust when you can be with me in the soily filling of the sweet earth pie
14:13better than it sounds
14:15mindy
14:16mindy
14:18hey what's going on i hey i'm a diplomat why are you
14:25mindy mindy help me marry me
14:29it's not so bad we got these free dinners love is my food and i am starving
14:46cheer up under lord take arthur and the boys are on the way they'll get us out of here
14:50i can't believe we have to bail out the mole men
14:57sorry if i'm crushing you a little bit there tot
15:01oh not to worry we mole men have collapsible skeletons
15:05you got a couple of visitors
15:08i guess my bodyguards didn't teach you your lesson but you're going to learn
15:12you don't ever try to dig your way into someone else's property
15:15especially not mine
15:16come on mindy
15:17this guy's not going to bother you anymore
15:20wait paul you you go ahead i want a minute with this guy
15:25why are you doing this to me mindy
15:27i'm not it's paul my publicist he he hates
15:31he's just trying to protect me
15:33please say you'll be my mole queen
15:36i don't even know you you're just some strange guy who's been following me and
15:43join me in the ground mindy you can't deny the magic between us it's meant to be
15:48well i have to admit i i do have a strange feeling around you i can't explain it
15:54oh mole king i
15:56yes yes
15:58mindy
15:59come on
16:00the limo's waiting outside
16:02i have to go
16:05mindy
16:07come back
16:10she was so close
16:12oh larry did you see did you see the look in her eye she felt something and now she's gone
16:17and we're stuck here
16:21larry she's coming back
16:23she really does care
16:24she's
16:25lava man
16:26you know i think somebody could get out through these bars
16:39or in look
16:41hey you're the guy who made my head hot well you're not gonna make my friends heads hot mister not here in the house of law you're not
16:48tech be careful he's a lot more dangerous than he looks
16:54nonsense mole man bob i haven't even broken a sweat
17:00fudge
17:07fudge
17:08would anybody like some fudge
17:10bob get the dawn lights cold blue
17:12cool blue
17:13all right
17:14all right
17:17moll king
17:19here you are boss
17:22okay
17:25everybody ready
17:27ready
17:28wait i want a pair too
17:30okay
17:32Let's do it!
17:51They're making a wind tunnel, and it's working.
17:54He's starting to cool off.
17:57Tick, it's your turn now.
17:58Help us finish him off.
18:01Yes.
18:02Ha-ha!
18:06Take this, Volcano Spawn!
18:13Okay.
18:14How's that for a cold shower?
18:17That'll do it.
18:18He won't be bothering anyone on the surface
18:20or down below any more.
18:22You know our ways?
18:24How is this?
18:25Yes, I wanted to tell you before, but...
18:28Okay, Romeo, let's go.
18:29Hot lava or nut, you're a wanted criminal.
18:31No, wait!
18:33You can't arrest him.
18:34I'm dropping the charges, and...
18:36I love him.
18:37Well, publicist man, it looks like you'll have to find yourself another supermodel to exploit.
18:42You're fired.
18:45Big slip, Polly.
18:46I don't like you.
18:54You see, my mother was a mole woman, and my father was a spelunker from up here, my king.
18:59So are you really gonna give up your high-class life to live underground?
19:04You know, the life of a supermodel just wasn't for me.
19:07I'm too down to earth.
19:08I want to get back to my roots.
19:10Well, good luck, young lovers.
19:12Goodbye, guys.
19:13Thanks for everything.
19:14None of this would have been possible without you two.
19:18Goodbye.
19:19You know, Arthur, thanks to all of this, I've learned that you really can't judge a book
19:32by its cover.
19:33Except for the Lava Man book, of course.
19:35Because he looked mean and ugly on the outside, and he really was mean on the inside, too.
19:40And that's what's important.
19:42The inside of a person, Arthur.
19:44Now, take those mole men, for instance.
19:46No, Tick.
19:47What's really important right now is us getting inside and getting some sleep.
19:52Sleep indeed, Arthur.
20:03So thanks for watching this episode.
20:04No, we're just fine.
20:05OK.
20:06But we're here to put them Seat Lea on the inside.
20:08I'm gonna try them for a special time.
20:10So let's look at the H-C-E-A's.
20:11We're all so sick.
20:12And we're trying to make it cool.
20:13I'm really scared.
20:14We're still so sick.
20:15We're sick with this.
20:17We're so sick.
20:18We're we're so sick.
20:19We're so sick.
20:20We're so sick.
20:21So, first of all, we're so sick with this.
20:24What's so sick?
20:25You don't know?
20:28You're so sick with this, we're walking.
20:29We're so sick with this.
20:30We're all so sick with this.
20:31We're so sick with this.
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