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An invulnerable, somewhat dim, superhero protects The City from all manner of evil-doers.
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00:00You
01:00So, uh, how much longer do we do this?
01:19Well, we're on patrol.
01:22So we patrol till something happens.
01:24A crime or something.
01:26I mean, we've been at this for hours.
01:30What if nothing happens?
01:34We're superheroes.
01:35Something always happens.
01:39Aha!
01:56Ah, that school bell's giving me a headache.
01:58Let's get out of here.
02:00Not so fast, Naughty Spawn.
02:02I say to you, stop your evil ways.
02:05You face the tick.
02:13Big blue jerk.
02:15He's going to ruin everything.
02:16Look, you can play, uh, pajama police all you want.
02:19But we run this town, Bug Boi.
02:25No one likes to be laughed at, friend.
02:32Zip-a-neck, show him your stuff.
02:34Hey!
02:34You're up, you're scared!
02:36Ah!
02:37Unsighted!
02:38Whoa!
02:44So, that's the way you want it, huh?
02:50Oh.
02:52Okay.
02:53Okay.
02:56Okay.
02:59I, uh, uh, who are you?
03:02I'm the, uh, sidekick.
03:04Okay.
03:05Boyles, kick him to the side.
03:09Now look what you made me do.
03:11Not so funny, is it?
03:22God, my melon!
03:24I don't think we're past the point of discussion.
03:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:36Ha, ha, ha!
03:38Ho, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:39Yeah.
03:45Oh, oh...
03:50Hey, forehead.
03:51Hey, forehead, how's your parole officer?
04:01American Maid? Oh, man.
04:04Help!
04:14Are you all right?
04:16Yes, thank you.
04:17Ah, American Maid, good of you to join us
04:22in another sterling victory over the forces of evil.
04:26Listen, you blue goon, you ruined tonight's work.
04:30Careful, these things are sensitive.
04:33I was following them.
04:37They would have led me to the criminal mastermind
04:39behind their wicked scheme.
04:41But you two screwed that up.
04:43Hey, what's this? Happy birthday to me.
04:46You are cordially invited to a birthday party
04:48for the world's greatest criminal mastermind.
04:50Gift required.
04:51Come see me commit the most daring, spectacular crime
04:54of this or any other century.
04:56Cool, the crime of the century.
04:59I should have known.
05:01Chairface Chippendale.
05:04Chairface?
05:05He's too powerful for me to take on a loan.
05:08I'm going to need some help.
05:16Oh, all right.
05:17I guess I could do a lot worse.
05:19Neat!
05:20Okay, now here's the plan.
05:22Hey, look.
05:23I still think there's too much cream.
05:28I told you it's a motif.
05:29Ah, the forehead.
05:30And where is your partners in crime?
05:31They got nabbed, but I got the goods.
05:32Don't go!
05:33Don't go shaking those.
05:34How can you have such a big head and such a tiny brain?
05:38Here, Chippendale, we have the lenses.
05:57The Geisman lenses.
06:07Let's take a closer look at them, shall we?
06:11Oh, Herr Shippendale, they are so beautiful!
06:19Oh, hey, hey, hey, watch it with that thing, will you?
06:22Yeah, these babies can really burn.
06:25When properly arranged, they can focus the light of a single candle
06:30into a heat ray of unparalleled range and power.
06:33Yes, a ray from these lenses could cut a skyscraper in half,
06:37or worse.
06:39It's just what I need to complete my superweapon.
06:42Now I ask you, is that a birthday present or what?
06:59What's keeping American made?
07:01She said she'd meet us at five.
07:03Hey, it's the sewer urchin!
07:05Yeah.
07:06How are you today?
07:09Very poisonous, don't touch me.
07:11Oh, who'd want to?
07:13Yeah, so you guys got any super action going on up here?
07:18Yeah, any super villains you need a hand with?
07:21Anything like that going on up there?
07:23Yeah, we're gonna stop the crime of this...
07:25Uh, yes, Ixnay on the end play, okay?
07:29No, no, it's pretty quiet up here.
07:31See you later, sewer urchin.
07:33Yeah, right.
07:35Get in, boys.
07:46Here, put these on.
07:48We're gonna sneak into Chairface's party as caterers.
07:51The Tick caters to no man.
07:53Ow!
07:54Tick, work with me here, will you?
07:56Okay.
07:57These little crab things are great!
07:58You like them?
07:59They're my own recipe.
08:00Now listen, we're about to crash a party for one of the world's most dangerous criminal
08:02masterminds.
08:03And the guest list will read like America's most wanted.
08:05The Kreese.
08:06Harriet curse.
08:09Headless Henderson.
08:10The guy with ears like little raisins.
08:13Sheila Eel.
08:14The Deadly Nose.
08:15Jack Tuber.
08:16Man of a Thousand Faces.
08:17Eyebrows mulligan.
08:18Yes, it's a spectacular....
08:19How does Mike stop?
08:20You like it?
08:21The good Mike.
08:22I don't have to do it.
08:23These endings are great!
08:24You like them?
08:25They're my own recipe.
08:26Now listen, we're about to crash a party for one of the world's most dangerous criminal
08:28masterminds.
08:29And the guest list will read like America's Most Wanted.
08:31The Kreese.
08:32Harriet Kerse.
08:34yes it's a spectacularly ugly menagerie of career wrongdoers and they're at the
08:41top of this grotesque Sunday the rottenness cherry of them all chair face
08:46Chippendale oh diamonds original more gifts
08:54happy birthday chair face I hope you like it he's Dean my best henchman he has the
09:01strongest hens in the criminal world oh I like him okay you guys work the crowd
09:12I'll get close to chair face and try and figure out what his plan is
09:18would anyone care for a
09:29hey where did you people grow up your weapon is ready here Chippendale happy birthday hors d'oeuvres Mr.
09:38Chippendale I know that face try one of these little crab things they're great you're paid
09:44to serve of not critique oh I think you'll like these would anyone care for a fruit cocktail hey
09:58you're American made man she's good oh hors d'oeuvres and a floor show how can we ever thank you
10:18wait I have an idea just relax make yourselves comfortable don't worry I'll snap this steel cable
10:29like pasta oh sorry so another birthday present superheroes this must be the part where I reveal my
10:44sinister plot allow me to unveil my new birthday toy the awesome Geisman heat ray with this lovely new
10:56weapon I chair face Chippendale will commit the ultimate act of vandalism I will write my name
11:02across the face of the moon you'll never get away with it Chippendale unfortunately you three won't be
11:13around to witness my historic signature because I'm going to feed you to my pit of voracious man-eating
11:20alligators what what what standing villain procedure you entered my house as caterers and you will leave it as the main course
11:36I really really don't want to be eaten then swing swing with me Arthur
11:59I want a pony
12:29I haven't always had friends like you because I was born different because I didn't fit in
12:53society has shunned me all my life the world's tried to forget my face but after tonight they will
13:00never forget my name professor chrome dome prepare to fire
13:05ready when you are here Shippendale don't you see new batteries even
13:18we've only got seconds to thwart chair faces evil plan and bring his chill and his crew to justice
13:30we've only got seconds
13:37we've only got seconds to thwart chair faces evil plan and bring his chill and his crew to justice
13:44see
13:51yeah
13:56yeah
13:59Give me an H
14:05Wonderful, wonderful
14:15Yes, but your plan didn't work
14:17Now let's use my plan, brute force
14:20No way, there's too many of them
14:22We need a diversion
14:23We don't have time for this
14:25We've got to save the moon
14:27Now give me an A
14:29A
14:30Yeah
14:34Oh no, where's the rest of my A
14:40I'm trying, but there's a malfunction of some sort
14:43Something in the electrics
14:46Help
14:50That's Arthur
14:52Well, well
14:53I assume your friend's satisfied by alligators
14:56Appetites
14:57Not quite
14:59You
14:59And you can thank my dental hygienist
15:02For our untimely aliveness
15:04Party's over, chair face
15:06Don't you blow your nose at me, mister
15:16Don't you blow your nose at me, mister
15:20Don't you blow your nose at me, mister
15:30Don't you blow your nose at me, mister
15:32Don't you blow your nose at me, mister
15:46Unsettling trend.
16:00You've ruined everything, you terrible rabbit person!
16:05Mine eyes! I'm momentarily blinded!
16:16Uh, sorry.
16:42Arthur, I've got a plan!
16:46The party's over, Chairface.
16:50Would you people stop saying that?
16:53Especially when the fun is just beginning!
16:59The party's over, Chairface.
17:01Give it up, or we'll write this whole place off the face of the Earth.
17:05Okay.
17:06They'll pay for this, all of them!
17:18No prison can hold Chairface, Chippendale!
17:23Ugh!
17:24Well, I have to admit, I was worried.
17:27But you guys are pretty good at this.
17:29Yes, it was good saving the moon with you, American-made.
17:33Drive carefully now.
17:34A heart of gold beats under that big fiberglass croissant, Arthur.
17:39And thank goodness for it.
17:41It's spirit like hers that allowed us to thwart Chairface's evil scheme.
17:45And thwart we did.
17:47I guess so.
17:49Say, what's that...
17:51You've got a little...
17:53Some kind of yuck there.
17:55Some kind of yuck.
17:56Some kind of yuck there.
18:25Some kind of yuck there.
18:26I think so.
18:27You're the only one one...
18:28You're the only one one.
18:29You're the only one.
18:30The only one so moly...
18:31It's the only one that we're...
18:32Your ferns are lost.
18:33You're the only one.
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