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Mama June: From Not to Hot S7 Ep7
Mama June From Not to Hot Season 7 Episode 7
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00:00Previously on Mama June Family Crisis.
00:03Where the hell is Josh at?
00:04We're getting a divorce.
00:05Whoa!
00:06I don't love him enough to be with him.
00:07My marriage to Josh may be ending,
00:10but we're still a family when it comes to the kids.
00:13Have the best day ever.
00:15Bye, Ella.
00:16Love ya.
00:17But I do worry that our togetherness
00:19is giving Josh the wrong idea.
00:21You want to come inside and see the kids?
00:23Well, the kids aren't here right now.
00:24I get it, Josh still has feelings for me,
00:27but I've been watching our marriage crumble for years.
00:29And I don't want to give him any idea
00:31that there may still be something between us.
00:33I'm not ready to tell my family who I'm dating yet,
00:36especially Josh.
00:37What's his name?
00:38His name is Darren.
00:40Darren and Josh, they're cousins.
00:43Oh my God.
00:45Unfortunately, Jessica's been nosing around.
00:48Where are you going?
00:49Quit asking me so many questions.
00:50I'll be back.
00:51I mean, do you know something I don't know that she's dating now?
00:54Meanwhile, I've moved into a better warehouse
00:56with cheaper rent.
00:58Hello.
00:59It's all together in here.
01:01But Jessica was MIA.
01:03Popping questions we never saw coming.
01:05Juma, you about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
01:09Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
01:11I definitely think Jessica can do better than Cheyenne.
01:13I don't really know that I really like Cheyenne.
01:16I don't know really any of us like her.
01:18While one marriage may be starting,
01:20mine and Josh's officially came to an end.
01:23Lauren, do you want your maiden name back?
01:25I mean, I didn't really think that I'd have to answer
01:27these type of questions in front of Josh.
01:29You know, I really don't think I have anything else
01:31to talk about today, Miss Shannon.
01:33Like, honestly, I just want to soak in the moment right now.
01:46The kids are asleep, I'm finally divorced, I finally feel free, so why not pop me a bottle of champagne and celebrate?
02:08Pumpkin!
02:10June.
02:11It is party time!
02:12Where are the kids at?
02:13Shh!
02:14She didn't stop by.
02:15What?
02:16You are divorced, bitch!
02:18Just put them to bed and it's quiet in here.
02:20You want some bottles?
02:21Yeah, you gotta pop that bottle right there.
02:23Let's see if you can do it.
02:24But this is a celebration right here, Pumpkin.
02:26I invited Jessica to come over, but who even knows if she's back from her engagement cruise.
02:32But y'all already know, Mama's not going to miss a chance to celebrate my failed marriage.
02:38I don't understand it, but anyway, see, look, it's all like, let's go!
02:42You messed it up, Junebug, but yeah, it was supposed to spray out.
02:46Why are you flinching?
02:47It's a party, Pumpkin!
02:48Get your divorce, that piece of !
02:50Oh, my God, don't say that.
02:53It's no secret that I've never liked Josh.
02:56He's always made it known from the beginning that he couldn't stand me.
02:59I was the root of all of his problems.
03:01Mama's home!
03:04Every time June shows up, she ruins everybody's lives with the chaos that she brings with her.
03:10He was always judging me for, like, my wrongs that I was making.
03:13Look, now you're pissed off with honesty, bro.
03:15That's all they want out of their mama is honesty, Justin.
03:18And she hasn't been honest over the last 10 years, dude.
03:20Before Josh and Pumpkin got together, me and Pumpkin was always thick as sea.
03:24Yeah, I'll do a belly flop right now.
03:26I know you will.
03:27Catch up!
03:28But, uh, he came in and changed that.
03:32There's no room for your mama in my life anymore.
03:35They're very angry.
03:37And your mama is the reason.
03:38I knew from day one that he was not right for her.
03:41And look at me now, I'm right.
03:43I think he is.
03:45No, he's not.
03:47He's an okay person.
03:49Whatever you say, Pumpkin.
03:51Even though we're not together anymore, I'll always have respect for Josh because he is
03:56the father of my kids.
03:58I'll never be like mama in that way.
04:00What'd you bring me?
04:01So I brought you these little cupcakes, but you got to read what they say.
04:05Okay.
04:06Oh, well, now you putting things on it or had somebody else do it.
04:09Had somebody else do her dirty word.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Well, I mean, read them all.
04:14Single.
04:15I mean, you're single, ready to mingle, and you're MILF now.
04:18Bitch, I've been a MILF.
04:20Let me try one of the chocolate ones.
04:22I ain't had no damn sweet nine months.
04:23I'm really going to break my damn diet.
04:24This is a special occasion.
04:26Yeah, see, she wants one.
04:26That's a special occasion.
04:28Which one you, uh-oh.
04:29The chocolate.
04:30You got the divorcedest .
04:31Well, I guess I'm divorced as .
04:34Oh, wow.
04:36I'm actually on my weight loss journey, lifestyle change.
04:39But I would eat a whole sheet cake just to celebrate Pumpkin and Josh's divorce.
04:43Hallelujah.
04:46I'll say this, and I've been saying this for, like, the past, like, year.
04:50Life is so short.
04:51Yeah.
04:52And not to settle and not be unhappy and do what you want to do and enjoy life.
04:58Like, be around the people that actually care.
04:59Like, you know what I'm saying?
05:01Yeah.
05:02I've learned that in the past year.
05:05Who's that texting you over there?
05:07Jessie talking about, sorry, I'm just getting back into town.
05:09I don't think I'm going to make it.
05:11Hmm, surprise, surprise.
05:12You go on a cruise.
05:14You don't say nothing to anybody.
05:15Then, like, the week I obviously need you to move the warehouse, to work as an employee,
05:20to do all the things.
05:21Like, you're not around, so.
05:23I didn't even want to take her back, it.
05:25What bothers me is, like, they never come around.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:29Cheyenne may have something that she doesn't want to be around us for.
05:33I don't know.
05:34We know you don't like her.
05:35I definitely don't.
05:37She's very controlling, too.
05:39And I do think that, like, Jessie is more of a pushover.
05:42Jessie's what you'd call a yes man.
05:44Yes, absolutely.
05:47I mean, Jessica's, like, a yeah woman.
05:50Jessica just doesn't like conflict.
05:51So whatever somebody's telling her to do, she's going to do.
05:54That is exactly what she does with Cheyenne, controlling every single move that Jessica does.
06:00I don't know.
06:01Maybe we need to talk to her bitch ass and be like, hey, what's the deal?
06:06Why don't you ever come around?
06:07Like, what's going on?
06:08Like, call her up, bitch.
06:09We might go to lunch tomorrow, because your bitch ass don't want to come here.
06:12But we're going to tell her that we're going for a celebration thing.
06:16So you're going to set her up.
06:19Yeah, that's going to go over well.
06:21Mm.
06:24Hello.
06:28Hey, what are you doing?
06:29Jessica, you're missing the party.
06:30The cupcakes and the champagne.
06:32We want to do an engagement luncheon.
06:34My mom wants to take you to lunch for your engagement to say congrats.
06:37Oh, my Jesus.
06:39What you doing tomorrow?
06:41Uh, nothing.
06:43I'll take you to what time and what place.
06:46All righty.
06:46Well, just let me know.
06:48Okay.
06:48Bye.
06:49Congratulations.
06:51Not really.
06:51Uh, June, I wasn't even hung up yet.
06:54Like, for real.
06:55Jessica getting engaged to Cheyenne is a show.
06:59I haven't commented on her social medias.
07:02No phone calls, no texts, no nothing.
07:04What I need to say to Jessica, I need to say face to face.
07:07What I think you should do is you and Jessica could talk about this on your way home,
07:10so I can enjoy my peace and glad, because you're starting to ruin it.
07:13Well, I see you and you're getting everybody kicked out because you're loud now.
07:17Okay.
07:18She left a mess.
07:19No, it's fine.
07:20I'm used to it.
07:20It's like, congratulations.
07:22Jamie tried to clean up.
07:24Yeah.
07:24See you tomorrow at your favorite lunch with your favorite daughter.
07:27No, you're going to be there too.
07:28Wow.
07:29Bye.
07:29Bye, y'all.
07:30See y'all tomorrow.
07:31See y'all tomorrow.
07:43You want your toy?
07:44Me, me, me.
07:45Oh, goodness.
07:47It's my last day with the kids, and I'm just trying to enjoy my time with them before I don't
07:51get to see them for a week.
07:53Like a little fat baby chicken bone.
07:55I'm going to drop them off with Josh's mom on the way to lunch with Junebug, Justin, and Jessie.
08:05Close.
08:06It's just the last enjoyable moments for whatever craziness that might break out at this lunch.
08:12Oh, gosh.
08:12Oh, gosh.
08:14Oh, gosh.
08:17Ready?
08:17Ready.
08:25So what you going to say to Jessie?
08:34I don't really know yet.
08:35Hello, Lord.
08:36How are y'all?
08:37Hey, how are you?
08:38Doing good.
08:38How are you?
08:38My name's Tina.
08:39I'll be your server today.
08:40I got it.
08:42Y'all ready to order?
08:43Yes, ma'am.
08:44I want some fried cauliflower with a side of like mild sauce and barbecue sauce.
08:49Grilled chicken with a side of alfredo sauce.
08:52That is not healthy, not that sauce.
08:54Uh, alfredo's is cheese, so that is protein.
08:57It's about three or four grams only.
08:59Mm-hmm.
09:00And then can I do the extra alfredo sauce?
09:03Wow.
09:04I'll be right out with your order as soon as it's written.
09:08Finally, Jessica, she finally shows up.
09:12The cat drove her in.
09:14What was she out there doing?
09:15Wedding planning?
09:16No, traffic's bad.
09:17Mm-hmm.
09:18Mm-hmm.
09:20She enjoy that cruise?
09:21Yes.
09:22But she did.
09:24Is there a little something you forgot to say before you were on that cruise?
09:29Y'all know.
09:30That's why y'all are asking these questions.
09:31Yeah, we know, because Katie P finds it on social media.
09:35Yeah.
09:35The fact that you didn't answer my phone call two days ago,
09:38I could've used your help at the warehouse, so you ran off on a cruise.
09:40I was gonna tell y'all, but, you know, it was a big surprise.
09:44I know the family's upset about me not telling them about it first,
09:47but I wanted this to be about me and Cheyenne only.
09:50I mean, can we have that one moment?
09:52And mama has a mouth bigger than the state of Georgia, so, I mean, I wasn't gonna risk it.
09:56So, how long you been planning this?
09:59It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing.
10:01That's why nobody knew.
10:02I don't know.
10:03I mean, are you sure that's really what you wanna do?
10:07Is it gonna be who you wanna spend the rest of your life with?
10:09Yeah.
10:12Is she pregnant?
10:13Boom!
10:14You went, phew, you slid right on in the damn whole place.
10:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
10:17I mean, y'all was planning that, too, y'all.
10:20I wanna talk to Pumpkin about me and Cheyenne possibly having a baby
10:23and using Josh's go-go juice.
10:25Yeah, how would you get pregnant, though?
10:26They're gay.
10:27I'm not understanding.
10:30I mean, you can turkey base.
10:33So, that thing up in there, like, phew, it is up in there and hope it, hope it swim up the sea.
10:39And this is not how I was planning on it going.
10:42Well, I mean, it's real tall.
10:44Look, I'm almost 30 years old.
10:45Time to settle down.
10:47Well, Cheyenne just ain't young, Jessie.
10:49She has to go young.
10:51This is exactly why I didn't tell them about proposing.
10:54They always have to find the negative in everything.
10:56Is it too much to ask for my family just to say, we're happy for you?
11:01Pumpkin.
11:03Who the are you texting?
11:04You've been texting somebody the whole time we've been here.
11:06Put the damn phone down.
11:09I've been smiling.
11:10What's up with that?
11:12So, I've been, like, trying to see them.
11:17This dude, what?
11:18Oh, wow.
11:19I wasn't expecting that.
11:24Feel it, baby.
11:27It looks like I'm not the only one at this table keeping secrets.
11:30I've known him for a little while.
11:33Do we know him?
11:34Do we know him?
11:35Maybe.
11:35Speak now.
11:36He's kind of been in Josh's family for a long time.
11:40Wow.
11:43Wow.
11:43It's his cousin.
11:45What?
11:51Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
11:54Why do y'all have flowers?
11:55That's my mama.
11:57What is the intention of the flowers?
11:59I don't want to move on.
12:00This is my family.
12:02This is my home.
12:04I think there's a lot of love between me and Pumpkin.
12:06To me, divorce is just a piece of paper.
12:09This already sounds like a setup.
12:11The only reason that I'm really honestly trying to talk Jessica out of marrying Cheyenne
12:15is I don't honestly think that she's a person for her.
12:18Listen, I'm on the way to the hospital.
12:20Damn, the kids weren't where they were, they?
12:21Oh, my God.
12:22I'm going to go there now.
12:32Pumpkin.
12:33I'm there smiling.
12:34What's up with that?
12:36So I've been, like, kind of seeing this dude.
12:42Do we know him?
12:44Been in Josh's family for a long time.
12:48Wow.
12:49Wow.
12:50It's his cousin, but it's, like, they're not blood cousins.
12:54So you get what I'm saying?
12:55Like, which cousin is it?
12:57Darren.
13:03The cousin.
13:05The divorce ain't even dried on the ink yet.
13:08me.
13:09Oh, so that day I watched the kids?
13:10That was a date.
13:11Hmm.
13:12Honey, where are you going?
13:14I'm going to a business dinner.
13:16So you're going with Paisley?
13:18No.
13:18Quit asking me so many questions.
13:19I'll be back.
13:22Why in the world?
13:24I mean, technically, they're not even related.
13:26Like, it's his.
13:27No.
13:28Yeah, it's true.
13:29It is not.
13:30Not by blood.
13:30Bubba is not his daddy.
13:32June bugs that you know so much.
13:33Bubba has raged Josh, so.
13:35Yeah, it still doesn't matter.
13:36Ain't no blood, baby girls.
13:39We're going to do a family tree.
13:40You got Josh's mom.
13:42Josh does know his real dad, but, like,
13:44doesn't have a relationship with him.
13:46So then she got into another relationship.
13:50Come over here.
13:52You got Darren.
13:53Okay.
13:55Is kin to Josh's stepdad.
14:01That is his uncle.
14:05No blood.
14:07No nothing.
14:08And then here's little old me.
14:14Way down here.
14:14Did you just touch me?
14:16No, but I want to be the one to tell Josh.
14:23You just told the wrong person.
14:25I mean, we live in a small town, Pumpkin.
14:29That's why we don't go out and about.
14:30I'm going to process this for a little while.
14:32I'll have to give you a call later when I'm up to talk about this,
14:34because I need to figure this out.
14:36This isn't even about me.
14:37So process all you want.
14:38Get back on Jessie.
14:39The one who didn't tell us that she was getting engaged.
14:41I thought this was going to be like a nice little, oh, congratulations.
14:47Thank you for joining.
14:48You know, happy.
14:50Thank you for joining what?
14:50We weren't involved.
14:52Oh my gosh.
14:52We wasn't involved.
14:53We weren't involved.
14:54We had to find out through KDP on my phone.
14:55I mean, on KDP and all people.
14:57We all have a safe drive home.
15:04I really don't know what the hell to think.
15:06I mean, I'm not done with your ass either.
15:07Oh my gosh.
15:08When are you going to tell Josh?
15:09I don't know.
15:10But I tell you what I do now, I've got plans, Jimbo.
15:13So I'm not talking about it right now.
15:15What you going to do?
15:16Go hang out with Josh's cousin?
15:19Hey, he gets off it in 30 minutes, so probably.
15:24How would you just feel like if one of your sisters
15:26hood up with somebody in our family?
15:27Who cares?
15:31I'm not going to believe this.
15:32Jessica's getting married.
15:33Pulling up and got her new little blue thing.
15:35We're in the family.
15:36That's the thing.
15:37Like, you should just be happy for her,
15:40though.
15:40I mean, if she's happy, I mean, you know,
15:42sometimes y'all let people make their own mistakes.
15:50Chase, they look good.
15:54Oh.
15:58Chase, this is a lot of sugar.
16:03But you're not going to tell him, are you?
16:08We're going to just tell her what she wants to hear.
16:11Deal.
16:13Look, we'll get your mommy.
16:15Hey there, fiance.
16:16Hey, bookie bean.
16:18What'd you do to Chase?
16:18How was work?
16:20It was good.
16:22How was your brunch or lunch?
16:24It was good.
16:25It actually went really well.
16:26They're happy that we're engaged?
16:28Yes.
16:31I think that's a lie.
16:32Why do you think it's got to be so negative?
16:34Because it's your family.
16:36If it ain't about them, then they get mad,
16:37and they make it about them.
16:39So what else was said today?
16:40Do you think if it was a horrible time,
16:42I would come home and make you cupcakes?
16:44You would do that because you're hiding something.
16:48Lesson number one, get better at hiding my family drama
16:52for my fiancee.
16:54I should have made chicken tenders.
16:56They were all asking questions because, you know,
16:58they didn't find out from us telling them.
17:01They found out through social media.
17:04Guess what I also found out?
17:06I found out some good gossip.
17:08What is it?
17:09You know Punk is talking to somebody else?
17:11Who?
17:12Josh's cousin.
17:14No.
17:15I swear to God.
17:18Like, how do you go to family function saying,
17:19oh, Josh, I'm here with your cousin.
17:23Imagine what Josh is going to think when he figures this out.
17:26Oh, he doesn't know yet.
17:27No.
17:28Oh.
17:29I don't like to know these things because I know when Josh,
17:31he's going to flip when he finds out.
17:32I would suggest staying out of it, but that took me.
17:36Are you going to leave me for a cousin?
17:38That wasn't even funny.
17:39Hey.
17:49Hey.
17:50Punk.
17:51What are you doing?
17:52Pressing T's.
17:53You heard from Jessie?
17:54No.
17:56Why?
17:56Jessie, she done went on a cruise with Cheyenne and done proposed
17:59and didn't tell anybody.
18:00Uh-uh.
18:01Mm-hmm.
18:03I hope that Cheyenne's the breadwinner of Jessie and them's family
18:05because I'm going to tell you right now, Jessie is not a good employee.
18:09And if she wasn't my sister, she would have already been fired.
18:13You are going to need some more T-shirts.
18:15I need to order some more of those.
18:17I do think that I'll probably order some darker colors.
18:20I feel like it makes you look slimmer.
18:21Sure.
18:22That's why my favorite color is black.
18:27This one.
18:29Oh, my gosh.
18:30I was about to mess up.
18:31Hello?
18:37What?
18:38What do you mean?
18:39Where are the kids?
18:43Okay.
18:43All right.
18:43Oh, my freaking gosh.
18:46All right.
18:46Bye.
18:49Punk, where are you going?
18:50I'm going to go.
18:51Josh just wrecked his truck.
18:52He's at the hospital.
18:53I'm going to go there now.
18:55Okay.
18:55We'll meet you there.
19:01Hello?
19:10What are you doing?
19:12I'm on the way to the hospital because Josh just wrecked his truck.
19:16I'm on the way to the hospital because Josh just wrecked his truck.
19:21Hello?
19:22What are you doing?
19:23I'm on the way to the hospital because Josh just wrecked his truck.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:29I mean, damn, the kids weren't where they were, eh?
19:30No, thank God.
19:31So, I'm going to have to call you back.
19:32What was he doing?
19:33Like, feeding?
19:34Well, I'm glad you didn't have the damn kids with him.
19:35I'm going to have to call you back.
19:36All right.
19:37I guess it's common whenever you get down with the situation.
19:38All right.
19:39Bye.
19:40We're at the hospital.
19:58The other person was going very fast when they did hit him and it did overturn the vehicle.
20:04vehicle. The doctors have ran like an MRI and they've done blood work and they've done like
20:10CT scans and all that stuff and they didn't find anything. Thank God. They are going to give him
20:15some medicine for the swelling and for the soreness and then they did say that he'll have to
20:20you know take it easy for the next week or two until he does like recover.
20:34Everything check out of the hospital or what? I have swelling around my spine and I still can
20:54hardly move my left leg. Why? I guess I got caught up under the steering wheel like when they first
20:59put me on the stretcher I couldn't feel my leg I couldn't move my toes. I kept having to
21:04lay back on the ground. Didn't know I was bleeding. Some guy, one of the paramedics, he's like yo you're
21:09bleeding pretty good. Blood all over my hand. That's crazy. That could have been way worse you
21:17know. We're still going to be a family you know. That's why I come picked you up. I could have lost
21:23you and that would have been sad. For real. You know.
21:33I do appreciate you being there for me. You're welcome. I know if I called you you'd come too.
21:42It's crazy how close I come to losing my life. I really just wanted to see the kids and Pumpkin
21:48again and again and I'm really glad she was there for me. Maybe this could be a turning point for us.
21:54Are the kids still with Jessica? Yeah she was watching them for me when I took Ella to school.
22:01What's crazy to me is Jessica you can't even come to work but she can go to a cruise and propose to
22:05Cheyenne. She told me she was going to propose to Cheyenne. She told you? Yeah. What the
22:12she didn't tell you? She didn't tell none of us. Maybe she wanted to keep it to herself.
22:17Wait a second. Jessie doesn't tell me about the engagement but she tells Josh. I'm telling you
22:22right now Jessie had already said she hasn't told anybody about the engagement. It was just a spur
22:28of the moment thing. That's why nobody knew. But that's a lie. What else is Jessica keeping
22:33from us? All of y'all are dysfunctional. So are you. Yeah well yeah I'm not a saint.
22:48Ready?
22:58Need me to pick you up and touch you inside?
23:02Yes spare me. Huh? Spare me. Damn dude.
23:14Come on grandpa.
23:20One baby. Bubba boy. Two babies. Look who it is.
23:26Your mommy and your daddy.
23:28You want to go in there? It's nice to see you here Jessie.
23:33Hey. Hey hey Bubba's inside. Hey mommy's talking to you.
23:40You have to be careful with daddy okay. Daddy wreck him truck.
23:48Oh my goodness.
23:50That really happens in that. That really happens.
23:53I hurt my head.
23:55You hurt my head?
23:56I hurt my head.
23:57Oh.
23:58I wrecked my truck.
23:59You wrecked my truck?
24:00Yeah I wrecked my truck.
24:01What is that?
24:02You gotta be careful. Ow.
24:03Be careful.
24:04It's a little tinder.
24:05It seems to hurt him.
24:07It's okay. Daddy's a fine.
24:11I know daddy gonna let you go upstairs.
24:12Go upstairs Bubba.
24:14Him and Jessie I'm sure have a lot to catch up on.
24:16A lot of secrets to keep.
24:23Do you know what Pumpkin's talking about?
24:25The proposal.
24:27I might have mentioned that you told me before you told her.
24:33It's a whoopsie on my end for sure.
24:36Jesus.
24:36Well now I'm gonna have to find a way to dig myself out of this one.
24:39Thanks.
24:40Do you want me to help you?
24:41No.
24:42I can bring the shovel.
24:45Oh wow.
24:49Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
24:52She don't listen to none of us so maybe she'll listen to Psyche.
24:54Because Psyche can see our past, present, and future.
24:57If Psyche tells Jessica that Cheyenne is not the one for her, then she is the real deal in my book.
25:02Why do y'all have flowers?
25:04Or your sister.
25:04She might be talking to somebody else.
25:07You know something I don't?
25:08Who is it?
25:09It all, you know?
25:27I had to come down to the impound lot and fill out some paperwork because now my car is totaled.
25:31I got into a major accident.
25:37I got some damage to my forehead.
25:40And I got a few cuts and bruises and a big bruise coming up right here.
25:47And my back hurts.
25:50My leg hurts.
25:50Oh.
25:51You know, seeing my truck totaled, it gives you a perspective on how quick life can be there and then be taken away from you.
25:59Just within seconds.
26:02Just coming back from taking Ella to school.
26:03I crossed the main highway.
26:05I was trying to rush back to get to my kids.
26:08Needless to say, I was gonna cross the highway and the sun was in my window.
26:14I double checked both ways twice and by the time I looked right, a lady in a silver F-150 was
26:22coming down the highway and I never seen her due to the sun in my passenger window.
26:26But she hit me so hard that I spun around once, flipped once.
26:32I'm not sure if I flipped twice or not because I was awake during the whole thing.
26:39I was too busy being bounced around the cab of the truck to exactly know what was going on.
26:43And at that point, the airbags had deployed so I couldn't see out of none of my windows.
26:48It's probably the nicest vehicle I've ever owned so it hurts my soul that I finally had something nice
26:53in life and then it was just taken from me by a simple misjudgment of light and an accident, you know.
27:01The biggest thing I thank God for is that my kids weren't with me because that was my initial
27:06plan was to load everybody up and take everybody with me to take Ella to school. I'm very fortunate
27:12to be alive and out of this particular accident in one piece.
27:21You know, going through the divorce and then going through the wreck, it was just like,
27:24I mean, what else is going to be taken from me, you know?
27:30Things happen we can't control. I'm just glad to be alive. Glad to still be here for my kids and
27:37still looking at just the damage done. It's like, I don't even know how I'm here, dude. I don't.
27:59Paisley! What? I'm looking for a gumball machine. I think it'd be pretty cool to have.
28:04I know it's not gun, but they could go inside of a gumball machine.
28:07So how's Josh doing? He's doing okay. He's just, like, really beat up. I mean, thankfully,
28:13he had just dropped Ella off, you know? Yeah.
28:15It was damn Jimbo. Hello? Hey, what are you doing?
28:22Nothing getting ready for this live tonight. So what they end up saying about old Joshy
28:28poo and we got in that wreck? He's all right. He's just sore as . Wow.
28:35And I was telling him about the fact that we had found out that Jessie was engaged and had done it
28:39while she was on that trip with Cheyenne. How about she told him? That's crazy.
28:44Josh and her, like, besties for the resties now. Honestly, I think Jessica's, like, hanging out with,
28:51like, Josh, because maybe they're having, like, a mazet droit or something like that. You know,
28:56now that, you know, Pumpkin and Josh aren't together, they can get that baby juice instead of doing a
29:00turkey baster. I don't know. It just worries me a little bit, because now they're, like, buddy-buddy up,
29:06and it's like, I did tell Jessie about the Darren too. Yeah. As mad as I am at Jessie right now,
29:13I just hope she has enough common sense not to tell Josh about Darren. That's not her business,
29:19and it's definitely not her business to be telling Josh. So she better stay out of it,
29:22or I'm going to rip her a new one. All right, Jimbo. I got work to do. Bye-bye. All right. Bye.
29:30I still can't believe you told your family about Darren. I think it's scary as
29:36it's scary as I can't believe you.
29:52Hello. Hi. Where's Pumpkin at? Pumpkin! What? Jessie's here.
30:02What are you doing here, Jess? Coming to work.
30:06Coming to work for what? I mean, after all the shade you threw at lunch the other day,
30:10I decided I'd come to work. I know I missed a lot of work, and I didn't tell Pumpkin about the cruise,
30:18but I was excited about the engagement, and so I had to tell somebody. I mean, Josh is like my brother,
30:23and he also knows how to keep his mouth shut, unlike the rest of them. But I'm here today just to keep the
30:28peace. Like I needed you last week. Well, I'm here today. Well, today's too late. Why don't you go
30:36hang out with your best friend, Josh? I have things to do, Jessie. Sorry, but Pumpkin's just being a
30:44bitch right now. I mean, she didn't even tell me about her divorce or who she was dating,
30:48and she expects me to tell her everything. I mean, girl, please. You have fun with that.
30:53Uh, that was awkward. Well, you know.
31:11I mean, you could get up and help drag these boxes back here. What are you doing anyways?
31:16Trying to figure out Jessica's bachelorette party. I mean, we could do pole dancing classes.
31:22I mean, Julie. And we have to put a strip of pole in our room.
31:25I don't really know. See, I got you a little stuttered right there. If I were to do a pole
31:30dance class with a pole in our room, see, that could bring excitement to our relationship.
31:35I think that would be a good idea. I think that's a terrible idea.
31:39But like, we could like get to a psychic. She don't listen to none of us, so maybe she'll listen to the
31:43psyche because a psychic can see her past, present, and future.
31:46So she's this random person that she's never met before just because she had some cards.
31:52She's going to believe her over everybody else. Yeah.
31:54There's all kinds of tricks and trades to do the same thing they're doing.
31:58Fun story about psyches, okay, guys. So I would go to my mom's cell phone,
32:03and I would do like 900 numbers. I charge her cell phone bill like $3,000.
32:07And if this psyche tells Jessica that Cheyenne is not the one for her,
32:11then she is the real deal in my book. I mean, this already sounds like a setup.
32:19I thought this psyche is an amazing idea. I don't have time. I'm going to get Katelyn right now.
32:24Okay, bonds, bonds. But you know, my little eight ball says all signs point. So we are going to a
32:30psyche. Oh, now you're the genie with a crystal ball? Yep. Oh, wow.
32:37Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis. Pumpkin was one of the first people there,
32:43so she must give a some way. I think the biggest bruise is yet to come,
32:47and it's to his ego when he finds out who Pumpkin's dating.
32:51I poured my heart into this family for the last 10 years just to be on.
32:54I think I'm going to pack up all my today and get it the out.
32:58Except for the last 10 years.
33:07Oh, wow.
33:08You're coloring?
33:12Oh, wow.
33:14Oh, wow.
33:15Hey, kids, could you please stop coloring all over yourselves?
33:19I'm glad you find this so amusing normally I would try to prevent the kids from painting
33:33all over themselves but my entire body hurts and I just physically can't move to prevent
33:37everybody from doing it so I'm letting them have at it
33:49yo yo yeah they're flipping your truck right my buddy was like you know you're not supposed to park
34:05there yeah clearly bubby's it's on my head you got the geico on daddy's head a wibbit that's what a
34:20fog says I'll be gentle Bubba you got to be gentle you look like you got beat up pretty good I mean
34:29you don't really need to be trying to do it all by yourself me and Jim can take the kids if you
34:33want somebody to take them I mean pumpkin offered to take them too bro it was just like and after
34:38having to crawl out of the truck kind of looking around I'd rather have them all around me now
34:43I'm saying like that was the grace of God right it would have been a lot worse you know when I was
34:50sitting there in the hospital I was just like man if it's not one thing that's another dude when they
34:55tell you it rains it pours they mean it yeah oh I know one thing that I'm just over the pain
35:02it hurts to walk it hurts to breathe I can't cough pumpkin was one of the first people there so she
35:08must give a subway yeah I mean she still gives a right you know it means a lot to me that Justin
35:15come and checked up on me he's pretty much a safe place where I can just you know talk and give my
35:22feelings on whatever it may be at the time this whole ordeal just makes me want to be with my family
35:27you know not just the kids but pumpkin too I just want to come check on you sure you don't want me
35:32to stay or like take the kids with me I appreciate it bro I mean they're fine dude I know Josh is okay
35:38minus the bumps and bruises but man I think the biggest bruise is yet to come and it's to his ego
35:45when he finds out who pumpkin's dating it's hard that suck we got if I need you I'll call you just
35:52holler at me bro I will appreciate you yeah bye bubba bye bye bye bye bye
36:00hey how you feeling I'm in a lot of pain I guess I'm gonna grab Ella before pumpkin gets here for her
36:30week Jessica has been a huge help to me during these bird nesting weeks definitely made the whole
36:35solo parenting thing a whole lot easier good luck I'll be back okie dokie be safe
36:43ow
36:48Hi, Ty.
36:50No, come clean up.
36:52Bye, Ty.
37:05Um, yes, this is June.
37:07I was looking for something fun to do with my daughter
37:09that she's getting married.
37:10I need it for, like, three or four people.
37:13But do you have anything available for Saturday?
37:16Can we do two o'clock then?
37:18Okay, well, thank you so much.
37:20We'll see you then.
37:21Hey, bye-bye.
37:22Well, that is good.
37:25I am super excited about this psychic
37:28for Jessica's bachelorette party.
37:30I mean, who better to say you don't need to marry Jayanne
37:33but a psychic?
37:37Hey, it's Jessica.
37:38Leave a message.
37:40Hey, Jessica.
37:42I know that this is maybe coming unexpectedly,
37:44but we decided to plan a bachelorette party for you.
37:46I actually planned a whole day of fun.
37:49Even though you're kind of hard to plan for
37:53because you don't do strippers.
37:55So, I have an amazing day planned.
37:57Me and Justin will pick you up at noon,
37:59so be ready on Saturday.
38:01And tell Cheyenne to enjoy her day away from you
38:04because it's only for you.
38:06So, see you then.
38:07No details will be known.
38:10It will be a day full of surprises.
38:11I mean, maybe you start listening to the psychic.
38:15Just, you sure don't listen to me.
38:22You want mac and cheesy?
38:24I don't want it.
38:25OK, go throw the trash over there, bubby.
38:26Be big boy.
38:28Ah!
38:29Sit down.
38:30Sit down.
38:37Whoa.
38:38What's that?
38:39Jessie got mac and cheesy.
38:41We're home.
38:42Who's that?
38:44Taylor Gray.
38:46Say, hey, Ellie.
38:47Hey, Ellie.
38:49Ellie.
38:50Ellie, are you taking a shield?
38:53Need to help down now?
38:54Help!
38:56Say, hey, Dada.
38:57Bye, Dada.
38:59Hey, baby.
39:00Why do y'all have flowers?
39:01They're for mama.
39:03For your sister.
39:06What is the intention of the flowers?
39:09I mean, the way your sister kind of rushed to the hospital
39:11to come see me after the wreck made me think
39:13there might be still something there, I guess.
39:15The thing that sucks is, like, I don't want to move on.
39:19This is my family.
39:20This is my home.
39:22In the car, she was like, you know,
39:23we'll always be a family.
39:26Sometimes life just has to smack you upside the head
39:28and wake you up to make you see things a whole lot clearly.
39:32And the accident did that.
39:33Pumpkin will be here later on to start her week with the kids.
39:37I think there's a lot of love between me and Pumpkin,
39:39and I've seen married couples separate and find their way
39:42back to each other.
39:44To me, divorce is just a piece of paper.
39:47Well, sometimes it's just better for your well-being,
39:50just to scoot along the track.
39:51Why am I scooting along?
39:53Just saying.
39:54I mean.
39:57You know something I don't?
40:02Well, she might be talking to somebody else.
40:12You know something I don't?
40:13Well, she might be talking to somebody else.
40:22I didn't want to tell you, but I feel bad
40:24because you're sitting here pouring your heart out.
40:27I feel like it's the right thing to do.
40:28It's just to tell you.
40:31Who is it?
40:36You don't have to say the name.
40:39Your cousin, Darren.
40:40You know, hearing that Pumpkin was seeing someone else
40:47just felt like a stab in the heart.
40:49And then hearing who it was that Pumpkin was seeing
40:52was even more of a stab in the chest
40:55because it's just sickening, really.
41:01The nerve of some people.
41:03It just sucks because I did have a little glimmer of hope
41:05after my accident.
41:06And now whatever hope I had left for my marriage is gone.
41:11Wow.
41:13Don't sit here and dwell on it.
41:15Go live your life.
41:16You still have your kids.
41:18And I poured my heart into this family
41:20for the last 10 years just to be on.
41:23Clearly, your sister has no heart,
41:25just like your mama.
41:28She's June Jr.
41:29She shouldn't have been named Lauren.
41:31She should have been June.
41:32That's the problem.
41:33But it is what it is, I guess,
41:35in this particular point in life
41:36because this is...
41:40It's a good way to throw 10 years out of the window, huh?
41:45I didn't tell Josh to portray Pumpkin.
41:48I told Josh because he's part of the family.
41:50I mean, I can't watch Josh have all this hope
41:53with getting back with Pumpkin,
41:54especially knowing that she's moved on with Darren.
41:56I think I'm sick of looking at this f***ing house.
42:01I'm sick of walking around in it.
42:02And I think I'm going to pack up all my f*** today
42:04and get it the f*** out.
42:07That way I'm out.
42:08And these were for f***ing absolutely nothings.
42:11I think I'm going to go step outside and take a breather
42:13because what is the absolute f***ing point?
42:17There isn't one.
42:18There is no point.
42:18There's no point to this.
42:19There's no point to continue to try.
42:21So f*** it all, you know?
42:23Why not?
42:24Next on the season finale of Mama Jean...
42:36Did you tell Josh?
42:38Told him about what?
42:39That I'm seeing somebody.
42:41You know, I've never felt this sick to my stomach.
42:44And now it's all over.
42:45I'm able to see the future
42:46and I see that you may have a heart attack.
42:51It's literally my ex-husband.
42:53Who's the side are you on?
42:54I'm actually in the middle.
42:55Bitch, I'm done with you.
42:56I'm not your sister.
42:57Don't call me.
42:57Bye.
42:58Are you good?
42:59I am in so much pain right now for going to the ER.
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