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00:00I'm telling you, something's off.
00:07Everything is fine, dude.
00:09I know. That's the problem.
00:11We're two weak, whiny guys walking through a deserted, foggy park at night.
00:15We should have been hacked into pieces by now.
00:17Starting to think that maybe... maybe we're just not murderable.
00:20Hey, don't you say that, man.
00:21Any psychopath would be lucky to have you eating out of a bucket in his dungeon well.
00:26You mean that?
00:26Hell yeah. We're not the problem.
00:28This town's gone soft, dude.
00:30If this was ten years ago, our bodies would have already been carved into orange wedges and served to a soccer team.
00:35But no. Everybody's gotta be so damn woke these days.
00:39You're right. Thanks, man. I'm gonna head home.
00:42Wish me bad luck.
00:45Yep. Nothing weird ever happens here anymore.
00:58Well, there he is. My number one killer finder guy. Ah-ha. So-ho.
01:16What the hell is that?
01:29Well, it, uh, appears that the sky's fly is down.
01:34Damn it, Flute. The election is days away and I'm losing to the ghosts.
01:37I can't go back to being a Tinder swindler. I forgot my password. So figure this out.
01:42Now I must go. I see some undecided voters.
01:45Hello, children. Would you please fart? Fart poopy fart. Vote for me. Fart.
01:49I know Grimsburg's voting age is 18 and under, but I trust him.
01:53Now, to crack this case.
01:55Flute?
01:56This murder is all your fault.
01:58What? I wasn't even here.
02:00Not this murder. The one last night at the Civil Servant Olympics.
02:04You didn't show up, so I got stuck with Winona in the escape room and we got murdered by the fire department,
02:10the garbage people, and the librarians. Librarians, Flute!
02:14Don't believe her flute. She's the one who wouldn't listen to me and kept insisting the key was in the lock.
02:24How could a key be inside a lock?
02:26That's why it's a puzzle!
02:29Crime mind? Take me away.
02:31Flute! Have you figured it out?
02:34I'm trying to solve the case, but everyone keeps interrupting me.
02:37No, silly. Have you figured out what duet we're singing tonight at karaoke?
02:41I'd be happy to dolly it up with you for Islands in the...
02:44Stop talking to me!
02:46Doesn't anyone value crime anymore?
02:48I do.
02:49And this is one of the most upsetting crimes I've ever witnessed.
02:53That's the office group thread.
02:55Exactly. And you haven't responded to the meme I posted. It's hilarious.
03:00I don't get it.
03:01Really? He has no head. And somebody's asking if he's got milk.
03:06It's hilarious!
03:09That's it! I can't do this anymore.
03:11This?
03:11This! Mediating work problems, karaoke night, knowing your names.
03:16Just because we work together doesn't mean we have to like each other.
03:18I'm a lone wolf. I should be out howling at the moon.
03:21Or...
03:21Well, that's all I really know about lone wolves, which makes sense,
03:24because they're alone, so nobody's around to report back on their most identifiable characteristics.
03:28I want to go back to how I used to be.
03:29I need some me time.
03:31Can I go with?
03:32Sure, we can grab a bite at...
03:33No! Leave me alone!
03:34Take notes, Winona. That is how you escape a room.
03:41Summers, do you mind reaching into the void and grabbing my phone?
03:44Sure thing!
03:44So after all that, we're just in Harmony's living room?
04:04Too late!
04:05Uh, guys, aren't the stairs usually on the other side of the house?
04:11Harp, have you seen my fancy undies?
04:14Or the people I work with who are here early for our big dinner?
04:18Flute was recorded in front of a live studio audience.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31For my years of having the TV as my best slash only friend,
04:34it seems like we're in a sitcom version of our universe.
04:37We've fallen into the multicam-verse.
04:42Well, let's get out of here before this sitcom becomes a stay-com.
04:48I don't want a repeat of the escape room.
04:51If we want to go home, then we just go back the way we came.
04:54Easy.
04:56Peasy.
04:58Well, looks like we've graduated from an escape room to an escape universe.
05:07You think that fake mustache fools me?
05:10You think changing clothes would make me forget what you said?
05:14You think comedy comes in threes?
05:16Sorry about ruining your reputation around here.
05:25What the?
05:26You look just like me.
05:28I mean, if I had ditched the mustache, had a jawline, and played in the Premier League,
05:31but other than that, everything of yours is exactly like mine.
05:36Not any bigger.
05:38Thought we might find you here.
05:40We?
05:40You're all me.
05:47Oh, my God.
05:49We're in a multiverse episode?
05:52Did someone say multiverse?
05:54That's my cue to conveniently appear and hastily explain the rules crafted to make all the plot holes work.
05:59How much time do I have?
06:00Uh, like ten seconds.
06:01This is a half-hour cartoon.
06:03What?
06:03You need at least two and a half hours so I can waste that extra half-hour to illustrate...
06:07And time's up.
06:08Wait, so we're all versions of each other from different dimensions?
06:17No, you're all lesser versions of me.
06:19I'm Martin Flute, a childless bachelor whose incredible detective skills are only outshined by my even more incredible...
06:26looks.
06:26My name is F. Not that it batters. Nothing does. Life is a temp job. And death is the paycheck.
06:43I'm Flute Man. I was an average, ordinary detective until I was bitten by a radioactive alcoholic, giving me a host of superpowers merely by ingesting booze.
06:52I feel nothing. I'll get another round.
07:02Marvin.
07:03And you are...
07:04Marvina.
07:05I love what you've done with my hair.
07:06Okay, if you two are done eye-humping your reflection, meet our fifth flute.
07:13Huh! This flute is an actual flute!
07:17Whoa, whoa, whoa! Buddy, relax. Those kind of comments don't fly in this universe. Or any.
07:24You're like a supergroup of mees.
07:26What are wees all doing here?
07:28We're the Multiflutes, an elite squad of detectives enlisted from across the universes to fight multiverse-related crimes.
07:34And you've come here to recruit me?
07:38We're good.
07:39But as the local flute, we could use some help navigating your world to figure out who opened the rift and why.
07:44Oh, sure, totally. I'm already on that case anyway.
07:46I would have solved it this morning, but my stupid co-workers were so up in my...
07:50Your personal problems don't matter to us.
07:52Yes, that's exactly what I was trying to explain to the...
07:55Still doing it.
07:56Right, stopping now.
07:58Look, I've been thinking about how to get out of here.
08:01Since sitcoms are designed to go for years and years, at the end of each episode, nothing can really change.
08:07The protagonist gets what he wants, learns a tiny lesson, but then everything resets back to the way it was in the beginning for the next episode.
08:14Oh, thanks for explaining how TV works, Roger Ebot.
08:19How does that help us, Summers?
08:22If you listened to anyone other than yourself, you'd realize it's a brilliant idea.
08:25All we gotta do is give this flute what he wants at the end, then we'll go back to where we were at the beginning. Home.
08:31And you think you could give a man what he wants? Ha! If you could, you wouldn't still be paying for Tinder Platinum!
08:37You're not allowed to help.
08:38Just because you're my boss doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.
08:41That's the definition of a boss!
08:42Work fam, I'd like to introduce you all to my lovely wife, Harmony.
08:47Flutes told me all about you. In between bites.
08:51I'm Flute, and you are?
08:53You don't know me? I guess that's not all that different.
08:57Uh, this is my cousin. Cousin Summers.
09:00What a coincidence. My cousin is visiting me, too.
09:02Hello, cousin Summers. In home country of Morvania, when we meet someone, it is tradition to give them handshake.
09:16Um, meet Kang, Martinez, and of course, Winona, my boss.
09:21She's the boss?
09:22I'm the boss?
09:23Who's the boss?
09:24Hey, who? Who is?
09:32Beep, beep, beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
09:36Hello?
09:37No, Otis. I have no idea where everyone is.
09:39Just grab some go-gurts, and I'm sure they'll show up.
09:42Coworkers, right? We don't have those anymore.
09:44We're lone wolves. We work alone.
09:48Together.
09:48So cool.
09:52My super senses are being impacted by their high-pitched screams.
09:56And not the ten tequilas you pounded?
09:58But there are a lot of unattended children around here.
10:02Those kids are showing high traces of galactic radiation, which means they came through that rift.
10:07Group crime mind on three.
10:09Whoa, whoa, wait. You do a group crime mind?
10:13Why, why, why is it spitting out adolescence?
10:17Can a cosmic rift get pregnant?
10:19I hate to be this guy, but I'm not feeling well, so can we end the spinning segment?
10:25I can fill in.
10:27Why would you need so many kids?
10:29A Mr. Beast pop-up or TikTok vids?
10:31Uh, wait, wait, wait.
10:33Does it go point, slide, elbow pump, Frankenstein hand?
10:35Or am I missing a slide?
10:37How about a tush lap?
10:38Should we take a vote?
10:39We're not voting.
10:40Wait, wait, wait, that's it.
10:41Here in Grimsburg, we're in the middle of an election, and kids are the voters.
10:45But who needs folks to know just how to put those rifts to use?
10:50It must have been the goose.
10:56While I find positive feedback to humanity's futile attempt to fight off irrelevance, you did okay.
11:02I'll take it.
11:03So even out here slapping butts, is it no?
11:07Not with me.
11:11Everything is going perfect.
11:13If I get this promotion, all our problems will be solved.
11:16Do they think we can't hear them?
11:18I'm pretty sure the astronauts could hear them.
11:25Uh, okay.
11:26Well, at least now we know he wants a promotion, so let's just give it to him and go home.
11:31I'm the boss now, so I make boss decisions.
11:34You can't tell me what to do.
11:35That's the definition of a boss.
11:38Oh, where have I heard that before?
11:40Oh, come on!
11:43That's gold!
11:44I made a cake!
11:46Is all I have to say.
11:49You know, Chief, I wanted to ask you...
11:51Hold that thought.
11:52Martinez, I would like some cake.
11:54So cut your boss a big slice, employee.
11:59One big piece coming up!
12:01We have many robots in Morvenia.
12:12Do you know sex robot that Shalhoub's your papaducee?
12:19Hello, cutie.
12:21We're here for dinner.
12:25Did you say cutie?
12:31This just got twice as interesting.
12:37And this Kang is...
12:41Dang.
12:43Oh, God.
12:51Detective Flirt, how can I help you?
12:55You can start by admitting you opened that rift to traffic kids from other dimensions to vote for you.
12:59What?
13:00These are just unregistered child voters from the neighborhood.
13:05Come on.
13:05That kid clearly comes from a universe where it's totally normal for kids to get butt implants.
13:23Exactly.
13:24You're under arrest for voter fraud, intergalactic kidnapping, and bisecting a man along the Y-axis.
13:30I forgot he could do that.
13:43You're not a lying alcoholic.
13:44You do have super pa...
13:45Oh, no.
13:46He's really bleeding bad.
13:48And that's how I play Flute Flute Goose.
14:07I want to get you pregnant.
14:11Do we think this is okay?
14:13Don't know.
14:13Don't care.
14:14Let's party.
14:15This is how you celebrate?
14:22That way we each get to do what we want.
14:24Speaking of, I'm gonna run to the little girl's room real quick to take a massive dump.
14:29Meet me in there when I'm done?
14:30Maybe I meet you before?
14:31No.
14:32After's better, so I'm not thinking about it piled up inside you the whole time.
14:35Honestly, both options have drawbacks.
14:38Let me get another Irish Long Island iced margarita rum and coke.
14:42Extra rum.
14:43Hold the coke!
14:45Hey, uh, I think Flute Man got hurt trying to save me.
14:48Maybe we should help him.
14:49Why would I care about a co-worker's problem?
14:51Exactly.
14:57Excuse me for a sec.
14:58I'm gonna go, uh, beat up this kid.
15:03Something's wrong!
15:04Even the work thread is dead!
15:05I'm sure they're on a case.
15:07That's what I thought.
15:08But then, I opened the Find My Co-workers app, and I saw this.
15:12They're in the multicamverse.
15:14Clever.
15:15Hey, uh, listen.
15:16I sort of have a problem that I might need.
15:18We wanted to give you this.
15:19This is everything I've ever wanted since I found out about you guys earlier today.
15:24What changed your mind?
15:25You did great out there.
15:26And Flute Man bled out.
15:29He died?
15:30Yes, or he's about to.
15:31Either way, we don't care enough to deal with it.
15:33So you're in.
15:34Now what's your problem?
15:35My problem is my co-workers.
15:38But not anymore, because I'm coming to the multiverse!
15:43Did someone say multiverse?
15:45Because I got my speech down to two minutes now.
15:47I must warn you that...
15:48Come on!
15:58Hey, got your text.
15:59What do you mean you want to say goodbye forever?
16:03Sorry, Stan, but I'm leaving this universe forever.
16:05With them.
16:06Uh, Stan, multi-flutes, multi-flutes, Stan.
16:08Versions of me from different dimensions, obviously.
16:10You're all my dad!
16:12I have so many questions!
16:15Ooh, I have a lip-waxing session.
16:16I've got lady stuff.
16:18I have...
16:20Pilates.
16:20Please.
16:24Yes!
16:25My gamble paid off.
16:26It's a constant across every universe.
16:27You repelled them just like I knew you would.
16:29By being yourself.
16:31What, you wanted them to leave?
16:33Sort of.
16:33I need to go save my stupid old co-workers without my new cool ones finding out that I care so that I can then abandon my old ones who I don't care about for the new co-workers who I do.
16:42Uh, it kind of sounds like you do care about the old ones.
16:45Wow.
16:45You really can't stop being you, can you?
16:52I wonder what I'm like in the multiverse.
16:54You think I have skin?
16:55Or more bones?
16:57Or boobs?
17:00So, you are versions of my co-workers from another dimension, which means you can't help me get my promotion.
17:09Uh-oh.
17:10Looks like you've sent him into his recline mind.
17:15You thought I'd give you a promotion?
17:18Who'd give out parking tickets?
17:20You're not Grimsburg's greatest detective here?
17:22More like Grimsburg's greatest meter maid.
17:26Let's roll, dummies.
17:29You guys, Flute didn't get his promotion, so the episode can't end, which means we're stuck here forever.
17:35This is all my fault.
17:36Being a girl boss is way harder than Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't make it seem.
17:40No, it's my fault.
17:41I was so focused on the laugh, I didn't realize I had become the joke.
17:46No, stop it.
17:48Okay, that wasn't even a joke.
17:50What is wrong with you people?
17:53Maybe Flute was right.
17:54Just because we work together doesn't mean we have to be friends.
17:57But I'm glad we are.
18:00I can't believe it's all over.
18:03Which on these shows is usually when something happens that makes everything okay.
18:09Somebody order a chubby male protagonist with extra cheese.
18:14Oh, thank God you're here.
18:16Get off me.
18:17Let's get you guys out of here.
18:18Nothing can stop us now.
18:19No, don't ever say that in a sec, Kamlo.
18:25Look, I can explain.
18:27Fortunately, we're so vain that the only thing we hate more than being lied to is being rejected.
18:31So make a choice.
18:32Come with us, or stay stuck here with them.
18:37Well then I guess I've got a decision to make.
18:39Wait, where are you going?
18:41Just make the decision here.
18:42Too late, the music started.
18:43I thought I'd find you out here.
18:48Oh, um, no thanks.
18:50It's the only way I can give advice.
18:54I don't know who to go with.
18:58I can stay with my co-workers who constantly annoy me and be stuck here.
19:02Or I can have endless me time with people just like me and travel the galaxy.
19:06That's a tough choice you got there, bucko.
19:08And I've got some tough ones too.
19:10My co-workers don't think I can be a detective, and I feel...
19:13This is kind of my moment.
19:15Oh, right.
19:16Well, I'd say at least the people you work with consider you a friend.
19:20And in life, friends.
19:22Friends are the real portals to worlds we've never seen before.
19:26Wow, that's beautiful.
19:28I know exactly what to do.
19:30Thanks, me.
19:32I'm coming with you.
19:33What?
19:34Let's go.
19:35We have to shut down the rift Louis C.K. just opened.
19:37Oh, is he using it to go back and save his career?
19:39No, he's using it like an intergalactic zipper.
19:43Should have known Flute didn't actually want to be with us.
19:49Well, that one didn't.
19:51But I do.
19:54It's me.
19:55Regular Flute.
19:56Earth Flute.
19:57Whatever.
19:57We switch ties so they take him and leave me with you.
20:00And with this.
20:01So sitcom Flute did get its promotion.
20:04And you stayed with us.
20:05But why?
20:06While I may be a lone wolf,
20:07I don't want to be an alone wolf.
20:17What do I do?
20:21The show's called Flute.
20:23Do what you want.
20:24It's your show now.
20:25Yeah!
20:26My show?
20:30Harmony.
20:31The story of a single mom
20:32who was raised by bears
20:33trying to forge her path in a new wild.
20:36The male-dominated journalism industry.
20:39Sorry, nobody's going to watch that.
20:41Get back on your mark in the kitchen.
20:42Honey, I'm drunk.
20:45Oh, come on.
20:51Our song's up.
20:53Thank you for being a friend.
20:57Went to sitcom world and back again.
21:01Your name is Flute.
21:03You're a pal and you owe me rent.
21:08The force proved this party.
21:10And I invited everyone I knew.
21:15I only know who people are.
21:17You soon wish you hadn't made this an open bar
21:20when I druggily yelled at you.
21:24Thank you for being a friend.
21:26What the hell is wrong with this place?
21:29Why have this?
21:34Intro.
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