Celebrity IOU (2020) Season 10 Episode 2

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00:00From a hilarious law professor in community to a sinister chef in the bear,

00:05Joel McHale's television characters span the emotional spectrum.

00:08Do you know how to drive?

00:10I don't have a license, but Jonathan has one and we're twins.

00:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:14You guys are twins?

00:16And while Joel himself...

00:17Can Joel McHale be serious?

00:19No.

00:20Flames, he's all jokes all the time.

00:22Well, we're about to see...

00:23Do you have the keys or...

00:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:25If we can't get just a little bit of emotion from this comedian...

00:28I feel like it rolls.

00:30Wow.

00:30When he shows some love to Blanca, the woman who's been caring for his family for over 20 years.

00:35She's a 71-year-old woman living alone, and it doesn't work for her with her back issues.

00:41She is family.

00:42She became like our Los Angeles grandma, so it was like a blessing from God.

00:48There's an outdoor window here in the bathroom.

00:50Wow.

00:51What if the whole ceiling comes down?

00:53That's fine, right?

00:54You'll fix it.

00:56Oh, God.

00:57Man, I am very good at construction.

01:01Oh, thank you.

01:03I love you.

01:05Don't tell anyone.

01:06I did get emotional.

01:07I'm feeling good, if I should.

01:13Come on now, baby, you could get me so hooked.

01:18Yeah, now I'm feeling good.

01:21Wow.

01:22Do you know how to drive?

01:24I don't have a license, but Jonathan has one, and we're twins, so I think through osmosis or something...

01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:30You guys are twins?

01:31I have a question, though.

01:33Yes.

01:34This is where I start crying, right?

01:35Maybe.

01:36Hopefully.

01:37Can Joel McHale be serious?

01:39No.

01:40No?

01:40I can be, with enough sedation.

01:43You're obviously a funny dude.

01:45Well, I really had no choice.

01:47Terrible student, but I liked people looking at me and just like, hi, ma'am.

01:54Have you actually worked in construction?

01:56Thank you for asking.

01:57Yes, I have.

01:58Have you actually?

01:58So, I don't know if you guys have seen The Sphere in Las Vegas.

02:02Mm-hmm.

02:02I built that.

02:03Okay.

02:03Do you want to do that for Blanca and her place?

02:06I want to do something more complicated.

02:08Blanca basically was the only person that popped into my brain for this.

02:13She is like our Los Angeles grandmother.

02:17We've been here in L.A. for 24 years, and she's been a part of it for 21.

02:22Oh, wow.

02:23We hired her as our housekeeper when Sarah was pregnant with our first kid, Eddie.

02:27Natalie, her daughter, was 13 at the time.

02:31And you so kind of grew up with Natalie as well then?

02:34Yeah.

02:36We went to her plays in high school, her graduation.

02:39Yeah, it's like the daughter we didn't have.

02:43They're in El Salvador right now.

02:45She doesn't know anything.

02:46Okay.

02:46So, this could be seen as a home invasion, which is fine.

02:51Blanca has no idea that this is happening.

02:54Her daughter, Natalie, does because, again, it would be weird if we just showed up with

02:58hammers that started swinging away.

03:00How long do we have while they're away in El Salvador?

03:03Like, I think it's a month, but it might be this evening.

03:07All right.

03:07All right, here it is.

03:08Stop the car.

03:10At least we don't have to, like, sneak because they're in El Salvador.

03:14Good?

03:15All right.

03:15That's cool.

03:16See, do you have the keys or?

03:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

03:21Wait, I feel like it rolls.

03:23It's going to be fine.

03:24They're in El Salvador.

03:25Shoot.

03:26Okay, all right.

03:27Well, great.

03:28Now I'm stuck here.

03:29There you go.

03:31What makes Blanca special?

03:33Well, she's tolerated me for 20 years.

03:35She tolerates me because my wife and my two sons are way better and easier to deal with.

03:41So, yeah, she became like our Los Angeles grandma.

03:44We were here with no family, and so it was like a blessing from God.

03:51She is family, definitely family.

03:53Blanca is fully family, and Natalie is the daughter that, you know, my wife always wanted.

03:58My mom, she is a very strong, tough, hardworking woman.

04:05She also continued to work in order to, like, not just raise me on her own, but, like, help her family in El Salvador.

04:13I feel like I learned a lot from her in terms of, like, giving back and the importance of being there for your family

04:20and also working hard myself and realizing, like, how far that can get you.

04:25Blanca's been retired for a few years.

04:27Her back got really bad.

04:29She had two days of back surgery, like a full day of back surgery, and then back to more back surgery.

04:34And at 71, she still needs, you know, a few things here and there to make it easier for her to live.

04:40When I got the call from Joel that he wanted to do this for my mom, my jaw dropped.

04:46I feel like she's definitely, she's going to be surprised, and I think it's just going to hit her all at once.

04:54Oh, boy, which door was it?

04:56All right, guys, and now, my finest joke.

04:59Ow!

05:01Joel can be serious, but he always has to sprinkle in humor.

05:08Hello?

05:08It's almost as if being too serious is too uncomfortable.

05:12Like, he kind of has to make it light.

05:15All right, so this is Blanca's place.

05:17Obviously, this looks pretty good.

05:19The floors look pretty good.

05:21It's a very tidy house.

05:23She remodeled the kitchen a few years ago.

05:26What Blanca needs is she's a 71-year-old woman living alone, and she's had a lot of back stuff, a lot of back surgery, and let's not yet.

05:35And so she's going to need, I think her bathroom doesn't work for her the way it is, and, now, you can see, and she needs more storage.

05:44Why don't you step in there.

05:46And, uh...

05:46Life just got so much better.

05:48See, it's, it's, it's, see, now we can keep, oh, thank God.

05:51So here we are.

05:52This is her bathroom, obviously, and it doesn't work for her with her back issues.

05:59Oh, she also has a chair in the shower, so I guess, yeah.

06:01Yeah.

06:01So this space, too small, and, uh, I feel like this could look a lot better.

06:07I want to do a thing where, like, we get more storage, we bash down that wall.

06:11This is also very strange.

06:13There's an outdoor window here in the bathroom.

06:15Okay, wow.

06:16It's up.

06:17She has a window, as we all saw, a window in her bathroom, an outside window looking into the hallway, which means somehow that window was looking onto the land at some point, probably.

06:28Looking outside, maybe?

06:29There's no plan on Earth where a window would stay from this little entry area to the bathroom.

06:34Look, you guys are the experts, experts who are all wearing makeup and free clothes.

06:38I buy my own clothes.

06:40Hey!

06:41I can feel it.

06:42What did I, what did I do?

06:43Which one of you hit me?

06:44The thing about these guys, uh, they're way too nice.

06:49I still don't know which one is which, but they're really nice.

06:51This is weird.

06:53Oh!

06:53No, that's weird.

06:54This is weird.

06:55This is very weird.

06:56And, but even, all joking aside.

06:58Oh, boy, here we go.

06:59If, if this is somewhere where she wants it to be safe for aging in place, if she's 71, this bathroom could be made a lot safer.

07:06When you have a tight space like this, you're more likely to have accidents.

07:10Yeah.

07:10The one thing I'm noticing is, like, that's terrible storage.

07:12She needs more drawer space than that.

07:14Yeah.

07:14And so we could do, and also countertop space.

07:16Right now, she's storing things on top of the toilet, so.

07:18Yeah.

07:19What do we need to do in the bedroom?

07:21Well, first, I'd like to get touched up for makeup, and then I can show you.

07:24Okay.

07:24Watch this, guys.

07:25They'll watch.

07:28Never get told.

07:29It works every time.

07:30The bathroom and the bedroom have not been updated.

07:35Hey, why not spice it up a bit and make it a hotel room and make it nice?

07:40She deserves it.

07:41Let's start with the carpet, which, you know, is not as nice as the floor, so I think that can be changed.

07:46Is it different in the closet?

07:48No, that was the original.

07:49You can see the wear and tear.

07:50No, I...

07:50All right.

07:51And this, obviously, there needs to be more storage space.

07:53Wait, what is it?

07:54Hold on, it's like here.

07:54What is this?

07:56The wall is right there.

07:57A bit of post?

07:58Oh, there's, like, a secret hidden shelf back here.

08:00Do you think it's one of those CIA prisons that I've read about?

08:03Possibly.

08:04It could be.

08:05So this is just open air?

08:07Yeah.

08:08It's just shelves, but there's nothing there.

08:10There's nothing behind it.

08:10So, you know, this actually could work out to our benefit, because if we need more space in the bathroom,

08:14we could actually create a linen closet there and then steal the other linen closet for the bathroom.

08:18So that actually, I like that.

08:20Okay.

08:20That works in our favor.

08:21And then I'd like to point out, as you can see, there was a window there.

08:25I don't know why they covered it.

08:27No, I know why it is.

08:27You look at the headboard.

08:28So they didn't have a good wall to put the bed on, but they didn't do it properly.

08:32It looks like it was just a quick patch job.

08:34Yeah.

08:35And there's a, just a slight smell of mold.

08:39Okay.

08:39It does smell a little musty in here.

08:40Where there's a musty smell, there's usually a moisture issue,

08:43and I'm willing to bet that that window that they covered up with drywall has something to do with it.

08:48Do you think she would want a larger bed?

08:50Who doesn't want a larger bed?

08:51Whoever goes, can't wait to get into that small bed.

08:53I mean, she could fit a king in here, but I think if we did a queen and had proper tables on the side.

08:58I know you guys were...

08:59Where the hell did you go?

09:00So I love the idea of having as much light as possible.

09:03However, that window literally looks directly at the neighboring building.

09:08So there's water getting in, and so there's staining and everything inside.

09:11So I would say finish the drywall in here and just make it go away.

09:15Okay.

09:15So what we want, new bathroom, more storage, kind of redo this bedroom, want it to look like a hotel room, okay?

09:23Like a nice hotel room, not like a motel from A House of Thousand Corpses, okay?

09:27Like a nice hotel room.

09:29This actually feels...

09:29Do you like this?

09:31I don't, but it depends on...

09:32So I can just rip this down right now?

09:34I mean, we could, or we could do it on demo day so that we have time to safely remove all of this stuff.

09:40Or I could just rip it down right now.

09:43I don't think that's a good idea.

09:44Is that a challenge?

09:45I think it is.

09:47What if the whole ceiling comes down?

09:48That's fine, right?

09:49You'll fix it.

09:53Lock him.

09:54I hope you're okay with this.

09:57You know what?

09:59I kind of like this fan.

10:00You're going to leave one?

10:01You like the way it is?

10:01Yeah, I like it.

10:03Look, I didn't know what to expect.

10:05I just knew that I can't tell the difference between them.

10:08Hopefully you can get it done.

10:09If not, I'm going to sue.

10:12Because she's my family.

10:14Dear God.

10:15This could get very bad.

10:16What a terrible idea this was.

10:19Don't hurt yourself.

10:21Yeah.

10:21That should fix it.

10:22I say we get you out of here until we're ready for construction.

10:25We'll come back when we're ready for demo.

10:27We'll come back.

10:27But I think we get the gist.

10:29And I know you want me to cry, but that costs extra.

10:32I'll start it.

10:33I'm going to take the cat and protect it as well.

10:35Yeah, how many celebrities cry on this?

10:37Does everybody cry except for me?

10:39Oh, jeez.

10:47Look at this.

10:49What did you do with all the furniture?

10:51First, I want to double check if you have a reflection.

10:54Huh?

10:55You do.

10:55Okay, good.

10:56Second.

10:56Oh, my gosh.

10:57Look, I do look great.

10:58All right.

11:00I mean, come on.

11:01I look fantastic.

11:03Where do you find so many t-shirts that all come in a kid's ten and under section?

11:08I got a baby gap for all my t-shirts.

11:10Are you trying to make fun of two guys with well-formed pectorals?

11:13Well, I feel like he's got you beat.

11:15Oh, can you do that thing?

11:17Oh, what is this weird?

11:19I don't even have that.

11:20It's fine.

11:21Get back to work.

11:22Do it.

11:25Oh, God.

11:26There you go.

11:28I keep missing.

11:29Okay, I'm done there.

11:34I'm going to take this.

11:35God, you're making a lot of racket.

11:37All right.

11:37I'm going to give you a little more room.

11:39Oh.

11:40Well, this really opens it up.

11:46This is actually a pretty nice shower head, huh?

11:48Don't rip that out.

11:48Oh, now you're making the rules, huh?

11:54There you go.

11:55Thanks.

11:58Okay.

12:00This is a grab.

12:01You can hold it from back under here and under the rim here and just lift it up.

12:04Well, you don't tell me what to do.

12:05I'm the guest on this show.

12:08Yeah, you saw how Drew behaves when his brother's not there.

12:10Keep it level.

12:11Keep it level.

12:12You keep it level.

12:13I don't do this for a living.

12:14I think we know what kind of a monster he really is deep down.

12:18Here we go.

12:20This came off really easily.

12:22That's this whole building is like this.

12:24This is so great that we can help a good friend of mine who's very important to me by destroying her home.

12:34Blanca and Natalie and this entire family really mean a lot to me.

12:42Yeah.

12:46Thank you for being in our lives, Blanca and Natalie.

12:49We really love you.

12:51Is this like demo therapy for you?

12:53What do you mean?

12:54It feels like you got a lot of aggression off your chest.

12:57Oh, this isn't anything of my real aggression.

13:00Can I hold that for one sec?

13:01What?

13:01You are no longer allowed any tools.

13:04Ha!

13:05I have this rule.

13:06When you're handling something delicate.

13:09You took my hammer.

13:10Don't call Joel.

13:12Can you grab a reciprocating saw?

13:14Yeah.

13:15I think there's one right out there.

13:16Great.

13:21Okay.

13:22Oh, I'll get it.

13:23Hold on.

13:24I bet it'll work.

13:26Have you ever been in a movie?

13:28I have, actually.

13:29What movie?

13:29I did, I don't know where I did.

13:32Ah, no, I, you really want to hear about this.

13:35I love that he's having fun and he makes us laugh.

13:38However, we do have to be careful and we have to be cautious at times.

13:41So, focus.

13:42Got it.

13:45Oh, look at that daylight.

13:49Look at that.

13:51Oh, there's drywall in the middle.

13:53This was not done properly.

13:55You guys should really have your own show.

13:58This is the most comically large chunk of shrapnel that you have in your mustache.

14:02I like it.

14:03All right, you're safe.

14:05You've got to protect the beard.

14:07I feel you.

14:07Don't you just catch soup and crumbs?

14:10Said a guy without a beard.

14:11Yeah.

14:12Look, when you have jaws that are this strong and then you kind of layer it over with like

14:18a shag carpet, it's pretty awesome.

14:20It's distinguishing.

14:21We literally have the same face.

14:23Yeah, I would beg to differ.

14:27Nice!

14:28Pulling that back, it looked like we were unsealing a time capsule.

14:32There was some leakage.

14:34There was some dry, what do you call it?

14:35Wet rot?

14:36There was rot because of water getting in.

14:38Great.

14:39Let's clear up the carpet and get rid of this thing.

14:42Go.

14:44This is where I breathe in deeply, right?

14:46Yeah.

14:47Yes, that carpet's original.

14:48He could load that into a missile.

14:50It would be considered a chemical weapon.

14:52All right.

14:53Oh, sorry.

14:54This is great.

14:57Clearly we've made progress.

14:58We destroyed her home.

15:00I kind of feel we need to have you on our wrecking crew more often.

15:04Knowing that Blanca's going to get basically a whole new house out of it has been extremely

15:09cool and fun and satisfying on a level that is unnatural to this planet.

15:15Blanca, it's for you.

15:23You threw a lot of stuff at us when we did the walks.

15:31Were you a little overwhelmed?

15:32So now, just to point out, if they are away for a month, it means we now only have a month

15:39less a day to get this job done.

15:41That's not my problem.

15:43That's your problem.

15:44You better get it done.

15:46We saw this linen closet.

15:47You're not going to...

15:48She needs some storage space.

15:49So I think you're...

15:50Where are you going to find that?

15:51Well, this is this weird cubby that's not even usable.

15:54We could close this off.

15:56Okay.

15:56Across here.

15:57Put the linen closet there.

15:58Then here...

15:59Make more space?

16:00Yeah.

16:00Maybe we move the toilet to over here.

16:03Okay.

16:03Move the door to somewhere here in the middle.

16:05Shower on this left side over here.

16:07So that whole thing's a shower?

16:08That's great.

16:09All right.

16:09So you know that she's got back problems.

16:11She's had crazy back surgery.

16:13For her bed, what are you thinking?

16:15We could put in an adjustable bed base.

16:17Do you sleep in an adjustable bed?

16:19I do.

16:19You have a bad back when you're reading.

16:21You have that.

16:22It helps a lot with your back and neck.

16:24Very exciting.

16:25So, flooring.

16:27Flooring for the bedroom.

16:28Yeah.

16:28What do you want to do?

16:29How do you want to make it luxe?

16:30Her existing flooring is somewhere between these two colors here.

16:33So my goal would be to get it as similar as possible, but do a different pattern.

16:37Okay.

16:38Maybe we do like herringbone in the bedroom, something just to make it feel...

16:41Great.

16:41...not too matchy-matchy.

16:43And then really the last thing is going to be the bathroom.

16:45Make sure she has tons of storage.

16:47Tons of storage.

16:48Would she want to do a tub for older people to step over?

16:51It could be a trip hazard.

16:52So just, yeah, just a shower, I think.

16:54But obviously it's got to be a good size for somebody who's 71, has back issues.

16:58So, yeah, you got to make it accommodating for her.

17:01Well, the process for me where we're looking at architectural plans is me nodding a lot, chewing

17:07the end of a pen going, sounds good.

17:09This is good tile here.

17:11That looks like pretty good.

17:12I have no idea what this is for the fixtures.

17:14I just agreed with Drew because he knows what he's talking about.

17:18That's Jonathan.

17:19This seems like the right amount of paint samples, and we should definitely use all these colors.

17:26Whatever, whichever one.

17:27You know, he had a lot of good suggestions that I had never thought of.

17:30Since you have done this for the last 35 years, I'm going to trust you to pick out some nice stuff.

17:37To give Joel the chic boutique hotel vibes that he wants for Blanca, and to help ease some of her mobility issues,

17:43we'll start by eliminating the linen closet in the hall, giving us the extra room she'll need to create a much more spacious bathroom.

17:50The new vanity will be much larger with more storage, and a porcelain slab shower, where that interior window used to be,

17:56will be a larger, much easier space for Blanca to step into.

17:59To make up for the storage we lost in the hall, we'll create a new linen closet

18:02by relocating some of that dead space in the bedroom closet.

18:05In the bedroom, we'll spoil Blanca with a dramatic glow-up.

18:09New mid-toned oak, laid in a sophisticated herringbone pattern, will pair beautifully with the existing hardwood in the hallway.

18:15Her new closet will feature state-of-the-art pull-downs, and will make accessible storage a breeze.

18:20And we'll add even more storage with a new built-in that marries functionality with clean lines,

18:25and custom details like specialty hardwood doors.

18:28On the opposite wall, we'll remove that covered window, and we'll clean up any water damage or mold issues,

18:33so Blanca can rest comfortably in a luxurious new adjustable bed that will help ease her back issues at the push of a button,

18:41while she watches her new big-screen TV that will be hidden in plain sight.

18:46So, you feel good?

18:48No.

18:50Good enough.

18:51I'm full of anxiety that you're going to screw this up.

18:53All right, fine, fine.

18:54Okay, I still don't know which one you are, so that's, you know, I feel terrible about that.

18:59Oh, no, no, no, I can't tell them apart.

19:01You guys can't tell them apart either.

19:03I see.

19:03Every time you're like,

19:04To John.

19:06John and Drew.

19:08Hmm.

19:12It's like working with a very large, hairy child.

19:19It's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.

19:21Straight up.

19:25One more.

19:25Get that empty spot.

19:27Here, I'll show you another trick.

19:28I love teaching.

19:29You don't need two hands.

19:30I've been doing this for hours.

19:32I've been editing this for days.

19:34This is why these don't switch a lot.

19:35And you show up when the cameras show up.

19:37Clean this up on the bottom a little bit, and I'll stick it to the line.

19:39Maybe you could stop yelling at me.

19:41Sort of.

19:42Is this too much?

19:43Well, you're kind of flattening it out still, so.

19:45And then, I'm not that, this is like when a parent is teaching a kid to do a skill,

19:49and you're like, really good job.

19:50Can I just have this?

19:51I just want to check something.

19:53You're amazing.

19:54Thank you, Dad.

19:54Let me just do a little.

19:55I did it better than anybody, right?

19:57You are the best.

19:58I've never seen it done so well.

19:59Oh, that?

20:00Oh, I see.

20:00I was being very delicate.

20:02Your last name is Property Brother, right?

20:06It's Scott.

20:06Everybody, I have two first names.

20:09Your last name is Scott?

20:10Yeah.

20:11And your first name is Scott.

20:12And you're Scottish?

20:14It seems.

20:14Is that too on the nose?

20:15A lot of hat on a hat there.

20:16Yeah, I've gotten to know him a little bit.

20:19The tall one.

20:22This space is, it feels a ton bigger than it did.

20:25Even without the window here, thank God that window's not here anymore.

20:29So that stone behind you will be on the sidewalls as well.

20:31And then we have this gorgeous tile over here.

20:33I like that there's, it's not just a light, light room.

20:35We actually have some darker tones that are giving us some personality.

20:38But it does feel massive.

20:39Taking that little closet space.

20:40Yeah.

20:41Expanded this beautifully.

20:42I'm going to get more tiles if you want to keep working your way up.

20:45I'm good.

20:45I'm fine.

20:46It's, yeah, it's going to look like a million bucks.

20:51It's going to look like a hotel.

20:52It makes me hate my own home.

20:56Put in the work and I never stop.

20:58Yeah, that's how you stay on top.

21:01Yeah, I'm absolutely going to screw this up.

21:04The carpet that was in this bedroom was in really rough shape.

21:07So we wanted to get it out, get the pad out, put in something elegant.

21:11But because we couldn't get a perfect match to the hallway,

21:13we wanted something that was going to complement that.

21:15The tone of this wood and the herringbone pattern makes it special.

21:18I love a herringbone pattern.

21:20And I'm not kidding.

21:21And I'm always sarcastic.

21:22But I'm not kidding.

21:23I love a herringbone pattern.

21:23I like a herringbone necklace.

21:25I didn't make the herringbone decision.

21:28No, I wanted to put it in a ballroom where you just dive into your bedroom and it's just

21:33like three feet deep in plastic balls.

21:35I'm just moving this glue around.

21:38Joel?

21:39Hello?

21:40Oh, hi, Natalie.

21:41Oh, Natalie?

21:43The Natalie?

21:44It's the Natalie, everybody.

21:46Let's hear it.

21:47Hello.

21:48My heart stopped for a second there.

21:50I didn't want to blow the surprise here.

21:51But it turns out Natalie had to come back a little early.

21:54Natalie, welcome.

21:56Welcome to your mom's home.

21:58She's been our secret inside source from the get-go.

22:01Her mom's still away for two weeks.

22:02Have you met our best laborer?

22:04Nice to meet you.

22:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.

22:06Hey, there's two of them.

22:08Hi.

22:09What's happening?

22:10Hello.

22:11Oh, my gosh.

22:11Natalie, what do you think?

22:12It's crazy how different it looks in here, honestly.

22:17What does it mean to you that Joel would do something like this for your mom?

22:21I'm not surprised that he would.

22:25He's always treated my mom and I as family.

22:29All right, enough of this.

22:30So I'm not surprised at all that he did it.

22:35I grew up as an only child.

22:37My mom raised me on her own.

22:39And so in terms of father figures, Joel was the first man in my life who I saw really show love and affection towards his kids.

22:49Nice.

22:49You just laid your first board.

22:51There we go.

22:52All right.

22:53And I think that he really set the bar pretty high for me in terms of what I would hope for, like, the father of my own kids one day.

23:01It sounds like you guys are family, so it's pretty cool to be able to be a part of this.

23:05Yeah, it's 20 years.

23:0620 years?

23:07More than half my life.

23:08Where the did the time go?

23:11Would you say you're an easy person to be around?

23:13Yes.

23:14Now, would you say he's an easy person to be around?

23:17Take some getting used to.

23:18I don't have a lot of experience with you, but every time we've asked you to show up, you have.

23:23Yeah.

23:24Oh, to show up?

23:26Every time we've asked you.

23:26Oh, I thought you said shut up.

23:28You have.

23:28I was like, I never saw something.

23:29So this is the new hall closet.

23:31I'm coming as well.

23:33Here I am.

23:33Yeah.

23:34This is the new massive bathroom.

23:37Go in.

23:38Oh, my gosh.

23:39She can actually, like, really move around now.

23:42Ever since she had, like, her major back surgery, like, it's not very easy to get around.

23:49Having all the space that she needs is going to be so helpful.

23:52It just needed a little extra love and a little extra contemplation.

23:56Losing the closet, giving it to the bathroom, now you have, like, truly a spotlight bathroom.

24:00She's retired, so why not, you know, have your home basically feel like an oasis?

24:06So when we're all done, this will be all built-ins for your mom, extra storage, the closet over here, a TV here as well.

24:13Wow.

24:13I wasn't sure if she was coming today.

24:15To see the look on her face is pretty, pretty cool.

24:18Natalie, don't tell anyone.

24:19I did get emotional.

24:20They tried to pull more out, and I said no.

24:22That's all you get.

24:24The longer you stay here, the more Drew will put you to work.

24:26What are you going to do?

24:27I'm getting out of here, you guys.

24:28You're just leaving?

24:29No, I was painting it.

24:30I'm painting the hallway.

24:31That's right.

24:31Careful.

24:32All right.

24:33Getting some clothes.

24:34See, now you're getting the hang of it.

24:36Uh, there's one time when jokes are really bad.

24:39When?

24:40When we have a delicate piece of porcelain that we don't have time to replace.

24:43So we're going to start to tilt it up?

24:45It's like if you break a veneer.

24:46It can be fixed.

24:48Classic.

24:49Right?

24:51We're dancing, oh, oh, oh, oh.

24:55We're singing, oh, oh, oh, oh.

24:58Ready?

24:59Yeah.

25:00Did I do it right?

25:02Here we go.

25:02Coming through.

25:03Grab that side.

25:04All right, here we go.

25:06We're just lifting.

25:08It's bit by bit.

25:09Did you guys even measure this thing?

25:11You want to type.

25:13There you go.

25:13Yep.

25:13Boom.

25:14All right.

25:15Oh, yeah.

25:16So we need to talk color, finishes.

25:18We kind of talked about concealing it before so the TV's not always visible.

25:22If we do that, we could go crazy on the cabinet doors, do something like a burl wood.

25:26So, yes, that's fancy wood, right?

25:29It is fancy wood.

25:30I see a lot of, like, you know, office furniture, beautiful desks, like executive desks made out

25:34of burl wood.

25:35Are you thinking painting or staining?

25:38I guess we're painting, right?

25:39I would paint these.

25:40Yeah.

25:40You just blocked me, dude.

25:42All right, yeah.

25:42Are you thinking, like, this is just, the show just looks so much better now.

25:46Can I have, okay, Drew, put your arms behind your back.

25:48We're not doing it.

25:48And then Joel's going to be your arms.

25:50So, Drew, tell me what you were going to say.

25:51You know, I think that we should paint out the cabinets and maybe do a featured door

25:56that can enclose the TV.

25:57Drew, you have a little something right here.

25:58My laptop.

26:00Okay, okay.

26:01Okay, so this door, the way that, so you're going to, we're going to hide the TV if she wants

26:06to close doors.

26:07So, two doors.

26:08We want to make sure that the doors aren't going to stick out like this.

26:10Yeah, it would collapse.

26:11So, it would be four panels, I think.

26:13How far will the panels stick out here?

26:15Like, that far?

26:16Each door is three feet.

26:17That means each one is going to be roughly 18 inches.

26:20So, it'll come out to about there.

26:21That's pretty good.

26:22That's not bad.

26:23I know that Blanca was concerned about storage space.

26:26Basically, there's more storage space now.

26:28I think it makes sense, though, that we'll keep the same color across these built-ins.

26:32Yes.

26:32So, maybe we keep it a little bit lighter over there.

26:34Yes.

26:35Maybe we put a light in there.

26:37Okay.

26:39Genius.

26:39You're welcome, Scott.

26:40Genius.

26:40I want to think of a couple of options for how we open the doors because we don't have

26:44the depth.

26:45And he's left.

26:46Oh, okay.

26:47Now we can get some work done.

26:48Okay.

26:54Shopping for some wood.

26:56But we're not just going for any wood.

26:57We're going to the experts, the best of the best when it comes to veneer products, and

27:01that's my buddy, Dan.

27:02Hey, how's it going?

27:03What's up, Drew?

27:04Hey, guys.

27:04Good to see you.

27:05Good to see you.

27:06Hard at work?

27:06Yes, yes.

27:07If you're thinking, like, of a woodworking shop, this is that on steroids.

27:11Oh, my God.

27:12This goes forever.

27:13Yeah.

27:13So, these are all your veneers?

27:14Exactly.

27:15Joel really wants a high-end boutique hotel feel for Blanca's new built-in, so we're making

27:19the bifold doors, which can be close to high of the TV, a focal point.

27:23Not only will these Burlwood veneers elevate the look of the doors, but it's going to give

27:27us that bespoke vibe at a fraction of the cost.

27:29When you're talking premium exotics, like, if we were talking, like, chunky, full, solid

27:34wood versus veneer, what's a cost difference that somebody would be paying?

27:38You know, it could be roughly 10 times the cost.

27:41You really get bang for your buck out of these sheets, just high-impact grain in a small

27:45area.

27:45We were talking about maybe doing the inside where the TV is as well as the outside, but I actually

27:49feel, if we just make the door really impressive and really beautiful, that's the best focus.

27:54Great.

27:55These are really nice.

27:56Is this, like, a birch, or what is this?

27:57So, this is a maple Burl here.

27:59Oh, maple.

28:00All these light options are going to be light with a finish on them, just different color

28:04tones.

28:05So, when you're looking at the Mapa, it really has a light and dark variation, but it just

28:10pops.

28:11The Burl just stands out, like, jewelry box grade.

28:14Can't go wrong with that.

28:16Yeah, I do like this.

28:17I really do.

28:18But maybe this feels almost a little bit more natural, a bit more simple, but you still

28:23have a lot of patterning with where all the knots are and whatnot.

28:25Awesome.

28:25No, and you're guaranteed that it's going to be one of a kind.

28:28At the end of the day, we didn't want too much detail.

28:30It's not a massive space.

28:31It's about a six foot by four foot.

28:33Okay, so we are set.

28:35All right.

28:35Lapa Burl, it will be.

28:37It's going to be gorgeous when we're done.

28:41Anywhere where you see pencil markings, we need to take it in just a tiny bit.

28:44I do this all the time.

28:46I think we're good.

28:49You feel good?

28:50Man, I am very good at construction.

28:53Watch.

28:53All right, here.

28:53We'll go inside.

28:54We'll carry it around to you.

28:55I'm protecting this front piece, guys.

28:58Oh, man.

28:59That slab was, like, 3,000 pounds.

29:02That's what I was told.

29:033,000?

29:04Yeah.

29:05Oh, guys, I got to go.

29:06I'll see you.

29:06Uh, there's one time when jokes are really bad.

29:10When?

29:11When we have a delicate piece of porcelain that we don't have time to replace.

29:14All right, clown, let's keep moving.

29:16All right.

29:18We're going to tilt that end of the hair.

29:19I'm not going to touch that little end there.

29:21All right, then we're going to back up the hair, right?

29:23So we're going to start to tilt it up.

29:25It's like if you break a veneer.

29:26It can be fixed.

29:28Flatten it.

29:29Okay?

29:30Right?

29:32You ready?

29:32Yeah.

29:33Okay.

29:34Okay.

29:35Careful.

29:36You okay?

29:36I'm good.

29:38I'm letting go on that side.

29:40One, two, three.

29:41I'm stepping out.

29:43I've done all I can.

29:45Get in there.

29:45Feels good.

29:47Nicely done.

29:49That was the most stressful thing I've ever done on camera.

29:53Blanca is going to love it.

29:55Do I think Blanca likes a clean, sophisticated slab?

29:59Who doesn't?

30:00I just want to kind of get the bottom just a hair.

30:02I'm pushing forward.

30:03Yep.

30:05You'll feel it kind of hit the mortar.

30:07There we go.

30:08It feels good.

30:09You know, if you secure the slab properly, then it will stay there and won't crush her

30:14when she's taking a shower.

30:16So, bachelor number one.

30:18Uh-huh.

30:18Can you tell me what our perfect renovation date would be?

30:22Well, I'm a big fan of porcelain walls.

30:25I think this is going to work out.

30:26You think?

30:27Hey!

30:28Look, we didn't break that little piece off, which I'm so happy we did.

30:31I don't want you to take this the wrong way.

30:33I definitely am going to.

30:35I had no faith in you.

30:36I thought that was being broken off for sure.

30:38Man, I feel like I'm talking to my parents 30 years ago.

30:42Uh, one question I do have.

30:44Mm-hmm.

30:44We can do slab across the back.

30:46Okay.

30:46Or we can break up the back wall and do a little bit of tile.

30:49I would like to use tile just to break up the, uh, you go porcelain and then you see

30:54a little, uh, tribute to the tile and then you have the tile here.

30:57I'm Joel McHale.

30:58Good night!

30:58She's out front.

31:02What am I doing here?

31:04Oh, wow.

31:05I know.

31:06You may think he's dead inside, but he's not.

31:09You know?

31:09Because when you see what he did, I think you'll be impressed.

31:12Oh!

31:13Oh!

31:14God, I don't mean cuts.

31:15I don't mean cuts.

31:16I don't mean cuts.

31:17Wow.

31:18Uh, we're making cabinetry, huh?

31:30Cabinetry 101.

31:31Who's the, uh, most inappropriate celebrity you've ever worked with?

31:35Ever met Joel McHale?

31:36Thank you very much.

31:39Hello.

31:40Well, welcome.

31:41Heavy countertops.

31:41How are you not ready yet?

31:43Oh, nice.

31:44Well, we're still, as you can see, we're working on this stuff.

31:47Tell us about what, like, I know that the thing she had before in the bathroom was very small.

31:53She had a very tiny kind of...

31:54What is that called in construction?

31:56A crappy vanity.

31:58Crappy vanity.

31:58Yeah.

31:59So even if you get something that's prefab, I want it to look custom.

32:02Right.

32:02So you can see here, dovetail joints.

32:05It really does look great, and I know that when I'm sincere, nobody believes me, and I understand that.

32:12But this, uh, does look great.

32:13And it should not go here, right?

32:15We should probably not put the toilet next to it and just call it a day out here.

32:18Let's put it in the bathroom.

32:20Yeah.

32:20Lynn, look at your back.

32:22Two under.

32:26Are you actually doing anything over here, or is it just...

32:38I just nailed these nails in...

32:39Hollywood work you're doing.

32:40Listen, this is...

32:41I'm good at this.

32:44Uh, hold on.

32:45Let me...

32:46It'll just give me a second.

32:47It's amazing how different it's all, and that the space looks much bigger.

32:51Like, the quality is amazing.

32:53It looks so good.

32:54Talk about a hotel bathroom better than any other celebrity got.

33:00Amazing.

33:00You hear that, Blanco?

33:02I'm gonna do this one just to speed things up a little bit.

33:04Yeah, I'm already done with this one.

33:06John and Drew really know what they're doing, and it's impressive to listen and watch.

33:11I hope none of them are seeing this.

33:13It may compliment them.

33:14It would be a disaster for me.

33:16Get over here.

33:16This is great.

33:17Okay.

33:18You can use these up and down.

33:19Have at it.

33:20This is very exciting.

33:21Check that out.

33:22Oh, yeah.

33:23This is nice.

33:26I would never leave this room, because I would just be playing with this bed.

33:30Just remember, tomorrow, 1 o'clock, out front.

33:34Don't forget.

33:35Don't be late.

33:35Great.

33:36I'm just gonna fall asleep here.

33:49I haven't talked to Joel, no.

33:50I talked to Natalie, so they're here.

33:52They're pulling up right now.

33:52Oh, okay.

33:53I think she's gonna love it.

33:56I hope she likes it, because we're in real trouble if she's like, what?

34:00Oh, who is this color scheme for?

34:04Oh, hi, guys.

34:05Hi, Joe.

34:06What am I doing here?

34:09I don't speak Spanish, Pianca.

34:12Good to see you.

34:13It's been a long time.

34:15Welcome back.

34:15So, Pianca, I know that you've been gone on vacation.

34:25Yeah.

34:26It's a long time.

34:26I've made a couple of improvements to your home.

34:29Oh, sí?

34:30Yes.

34:30Oh, wow.

34:32That explains all these cameras.

34:34Oh, okay.

34:37But I've also, I had some help from two very tall Canadians.

34:40Hello.

34:42Hello.

34:43Nice to meet you.

34:44It's Drew and John.

34:46Good to see you.

34:48Good to see you.

34:50Try not to tell the difference.

34:52I'm thinking, and I want to see how my house is.

34:56Yeah, she says she's really excited to see what it all looks like.

35:01This guy has a lot of love for you.

35:03Me too.

35:04She loves you too.

35:06She's seen our boys before they were born.

35:09Yeah.

35:10Yeah.

35:10Now they're 19 and 16.

35:12I love the kids.

35:14Yeah.

35:14She does.

35:15She really does.

35:17I'm not going to cry.

35:18You may think he's dead inside, but he's not.

35:22Because when you see what he did, I think you'll be impressed.

35:26Well, should we sneak a peek inside?

35:28All right.

35:28All right, here we go.

35:29You never know.

35:31If she doesn't like it, I'm going to run out as fast as I can.

35:37Oh!

35:39Oh!

35:41All right, Blanca.

35:46Well, should we sneak a peek inside?

35:47All right.

35:48All right, here we go.

35:49All right.

35:50Here we go.

35:52Oh!

35:54Oh!

35:56No puedo creerlo.

35:59Wow!

36:01Wow!

36:02Wow!

36:06Wow!

36:07Cambiaron mi casa, qué bonita!

36:10Wow!

36:11I know, Benito.

36:14Thank you, Joe.

36:15Thank you!

36:17I love you.

36:19I love you.

36:21Now I'm, now I'm, uh...

36:23Don't tell anyone.

36:26Wow.

36:28Increíble.

36:29No, no me imagine.

36:34Is it enough stories so far?

36:36Hasta me a sobrat.

36:37I've never seen that type of emotion from her before.

36:40Like, it just has never been something that she showed ever in her life.

36:45And when you don't want to stare at a TV...

36:48Oh!

36:48You can...

36:49Wow!

36:50Wow!

36:52I wanted it to look like a hotel.

36:54Yeah.

36:55Jonathan and Drew told me about this fancy wood called...

36:59Burlwood.

37:00Burlwood.

37:00Mapa Burlwood.

37:01Oh, wow.

37:02You get Burlwood.

37:03Well, you see your floors.

37:04Beautiful.

37:05It turned out really nice.

37:07Do you remember the window that was behind the bed?

37:08Oh, me that one?

37:09Oh.

37:10Gone.

37:12Oh, wow.

37:13The back and at the front.

37:14The whole bed adjusts.

37:16Let's give her some massage.

37:19Wow.

37:20Yeah.

37:23You deserve it.

37:28She loves the color.

37:29You like the color?

37:30Yeah.

37:30She loves it.

37:31I picked out that color.

37:32Oh.

37:33He picked out one.

37:34Oh, yeah?

37:35Oh, wow, Joe.

37:36Thank you, Joe.

37:37Y él tiene muchos amigos que pudo haber escogido, pero me siento muy agradecida con él porque me escogió a mí.

37:45I was going to do it for Timothy Chalamet, but his schedule was not great.

37:51We also cleaned up the storage over on that wall, and there was a hidden little alcove that was wasted space.

37:56Do you remember that?

37:57Uh-huh.

37:57That's now the whole closet.

37:59Oh.

38:00Yeah.

38:00Pull it all the way down.

38:08Yeah.

38:08This is all custom-made.

38:10Yeah.

38:10You can't, uh, you can't just walk in the store and buy that.

38:16She has everything at her fingertips now with the closets.

38:19And obviously, like, the bed is going to be so good for her back.

38:22A lot of time.

38:23She has, like, pinched her.

38:27She doesn't feel like this is real.

38:29I want you to tell me this, though.

38:31What is the one part of your home that frustrated you the most?

38:34Y el baño.

38:35The bathroom.

38:36The bathroom.

38:36Yeah.

38:37Do you want, Joel, I'll show you the bathroom?

38:38Yeah.

38:39I get giddy when people get to open gifts.

38:42Here we go.

38:44It's the best feeling.

38:45I was just so happy.

38:49No!

38:52Oh.

38:53Oh, my gosh.

38:54Look at that.

38:55Oh.

38:57The shower?

39:00That's your shower, Mom.

39:02Wow.

39:02So we reworked the whole thing just to give you a big footprint.

39:07She's like, what did, what, how did you guys do it?

39:10So that, this, where the toilet is, used to be the closet.

39:13So, yeah, so we basically took that closet, made that the toilet, and then created a closet

39:19out of the wasted space in the hall over here.

39:20Magic.

39:23I'm glad you like it.

39:26Yeah, I like it.

39:28With her back issues, it's a whole other situation now.

39:31The space is what is going to help her a lot.

39:34Look at this.

39:35Look how big it is.

39:36No.

39:38Yeah, this is where the window was.

39:39Yeah.

39:40Joel said that you wanted to keep the window.

39:42Wanted to make it bigger.

39:45These are the types of things that she would see, like, when she was cleaning houses.

39:49Wow.

39:51Joel, thank you.

39:52Oh, my gosh.

39:53It was nice to, like, see my mom's hard work get acknowledged.

39:59Thank you for being our Los Angeles grandma.

40:0320 years.

40:05Thank goodness.

40:06You've got function and style.

40:08That's what your mom did all this time.

40:09Yeah.

40:09No, seriously.

40:10And now I'm going to do a sight get.

40:12Oh, my God.

40:14He's okay.

40:17When you get to be my age, 36, you know, you see the relationships that you've had over

40:25the years and which ones fall away and which ones stay and...

40:30That's me.

40:31Yeah.

40:32You know, she loved our boys.

40:34You can't buy that.

40:35You can't just make that up.

40:36That was the gift that Blanca gave us.

40:40All right, guys.

40:41Thank you desperately.

40:43And everyone always thinks I'm always being sarcastic.

40:46But without Blanca in our lives, we...

40:48I don't...

40:49I don't think we would have made it in Los Angeles.

40:51Everything's beautiful.

40:51Thank you, and yo.

40:53Yeah, yo también.

40:54Todo lo que yo viva voy a agradecértelo.

40:56She says she's going to appreciate this for the rest of her life.

41:00I love you, Blanca.

41:01Let's grab some drinks.

41:02All right.

41:03Celebrating drinks.

41:04Party.

41:04Let's have a drink.

41:05Well deserved.

41:06But I am going to use the toilet for the first time.

41:09No!

41:10No, no, no.

41:11No, he's not alone.

41:11Nobody's...

41:12That's right.

41:13I've been holding it for a while.

41:16Does anyone have a magazine?

41:19Take one, Mark.

41:20Welcome to Won't Make It to the Final Cut.

41:23All right.

41:23What's the most embarrassing moment you've ever had?

41:25I just my pants.

41:27So it's right now.

41:28Unusable!

41:29No, nothing.

41:31Why is there a snake in the tree?

41:33I think it's protection of some sort.

41:36I love this corner.

41:37This corner's great.

41:39All right.

41:39I'm going to get back to work.

41:41Sounds good.

41:42Wait, what are you working on?

41:44I thought the scene was over.

41:46And I'd like to point out that none of us really cried on this television show, so...

41:51We got you, Property Brothers.

41:52Oh, wow!

41:53Oh, wow!

41:54Wow!

41:55Wow!

41:57Wow.

41:58A little, yeah, just a little.

42:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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