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00:03:29Miles!
00:03:51Miles?
00:03:56Becker, what are you doing here?
00:04:08Nice to see you too, Miles.
00:04:11It's been forever.
00:04:12Yeah, well, you really mastered the art of laying low.
00:04:15Well, the last few months have been really crazy for me.
00:04:19Is this your room?
00:04:20Is this your room?
00:04:20It looks different.
00:04:22Yeah, my parents turned it into a guest room.
00:04:26It's very Hilton-esque.
00:04:28Thanks.
00:04:28I mean that in a nice way.
00:04:29I mean that in a nice way, like an upscale Hilton.
00:04:32You know, not like a Hilton Express.
00:04:36Okay, dude, time to get up.
00:04:38Ah, what are you doing?
00:04:43You look pathetic, so we need to go outside.
00:04:46I'm not going anywhere.
00:04:47Yeah, you are.
00:04:48Because I'm in charge of making sure you don't kill yourself when there's lots of sharp objects
00:04:54and pills everywhere, so let's go.
00:04:58Becca, I appreciate the love, but I'm not in the mood.
00:05:01You got ten minutes.
00:05:05I'm not going.
00:05:06Yes, you are.
00:05:07I'm not.
00:05:07Dude, stop feeling sorry for yourself.
00:05:10This room fucking stinks, and you look like shit, so put some pants on and let's go.
00:05:14Becca, I love you.
00:05:18Fuck off.
00:05:22You know what you need?
00:05:23For you to leave me alone?
00:05:25You need some happy, sad music.
00:05:29What?
00:05:29Happy, sad music.
00:05:32Musically, it's uplifting, and lyrically, it makes you want to rip your heart out.
00:05:36Makes you feel better about being sad.
00:05:39Really, Miles?
00:05:41Unbreak my heart?
00:05:46Ooh.
00:05:48Here you go.
00:05:48Nobody cares for me.
00:05:52Nobody cares for me.
00:05:56I'm so sad and blown.
00:05:59Oh, wow.
00:06:03Get up, get up, get up, get up.
00:06:05Stop.
00:06:07Get up, get up.
00:06:08Hey, man.
00:06:10Sweet love song.
00:06:11Good, you are wearing this.
00:06:12All the time.
00:06:14If you, you come be, you come be.
00:06:17Baby, man.
00:06:18Baby, man.
00:06:21Cause I ain't got nobody.
00:06:27Nobody cares for me.
00:06:30There's nobody cares for me.
00:06:33Copy's?
00:06:58Mimosa eigentlich sounds pretty good about now.
00:07:00Is this your car?
00:07:01Yep.
00:07:03You getting in?
00:07:05Nope.
00:07:07Nobody walks anywhere.
00:07:09Exactly.
00:07:10I don't want to walk.
00:07:12Dude, it's five blocks.
00:07:13I'm still hungover from last night.
00:07:15Whiner!
00:07:17Are you fucking serious with this parking job?
00:07:21Probably should walk.
00:07:23Wait up.
00:07:26Do you remember the day we met, Miles?
00:07:29I mean, by a vow, I think I'm still hungover from last night.
00:07:31It was the first day of school.
00:07:33Right.
00:07:34Do you remember what we did, Bueller?
00:07:36Oh my God, stop doing that.
00:07:37Bueller.
00:07:38We ditched school.
00:07:39We walked around.
00:07:40We went bowling.
00:07:40Exactly.
00:07:41Well, we're going to do the same thing today.
00:07:42Not in the mood to go bowling.
00:07:43No, I'm not talking about going bowling.
00:07:46Well, actually, I could go bowling later.
00:07:47I don't have any socks with me.
00:07:48That's not the point.
00:07:49What's the point?
00:07:49The point is, we're going to take the day, walk around, and talk our shit out.
00:07:55Our shit?
00:07:56What's your shit?
00:07:57I know my shit.
00:07:58You first.
00:08:02The woman I was planning on spending the rest of my life with just told me she cheated
00:08:05on me, and we're supposed to get married in two weeks, and now I don't know what the
00:08:07fuck I'm going to do.
00:08:09Can you top that?
00:08:09Not this year.
00:08:12Didn't think so.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14What's your shit?
00:08:15My shit.
00:08:18I think I might move to New York.
00:08:21That's crazy.
00:08:22Why?
00:08:22I know.
00:08:22Well, do you remember my friend Aaron?
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:25Her and I have been planning this community art gallery since college.
00:08:29We'll sell our own art.
00:08:30We'll sell other people's art.
00:08:31We'll give classes, and we'll do like a community art project thing.
00:08:35I don't know.
00:08:36We've been working on it for a long time, and we've both been saving, so now we're going
00:08:39to do it.
00:08:42You do realize how insane of an idea that is, right?
00:08:46Thanks, Miles.
00:08:47I mean, only the 1% are even spending any money on art.
00:08:50It's not community art.
00:08:51Where would you even live?
00:08:52You sound like my father.
00:08:54Oh, I'm glad somebody else is on the same page.
00:08:56Oh, and I have to let her know by tomorrow if I'm in or not.
00:08:58This is not the kind of decision you want to rush into.
00:09:01I'm not rushing into it.
00:09:02We've been working on it for over a year.
00:09:04We just found the perfect place, and we have to let them know by tomorrow if we want to
00:09:08do the down payment, so.
00:09:09Yeah, because there's like a real lack of run-down commercial space in New York.
00:09:13How?
00:09:13Why do you care if I move to New York?
00:09:15I don't care.
00:09:17I mean, I do.
00:09:18I do.
00:09:19It would be weird not having you here.
00:09:21Sweet.
00:09:22So now I have to figure out my life's course with my cheating fiance because I'm slumlord
00:09:27and Brooklyn just said I need my money by tomorrow?
00:09:31What is that?
00:09:32What?
00:09:33What was that accent?
00:09:34It was just slumlord.
00:09:36Yeah, pretty much.
00:09:39Whatever.
00:09:39My head's spinning.
00:09:40I'm going to go to sleep.
00:09:42Wake me up when you know your life's course.
00:09:44What is this?
00:09:44What's happening?
00:09:45This isn't the Miles I know.
00:09:48Miles, you know I had a really rough week.
00:09:49Do you remember why that day was so awesome, Miles?
00:10:09No.
00:10:09Because it was a day when everything in our lives was about to change and instead of freaking
00:10:15out about new teachers and classes and new friends, we just, we hit pause and we walked
00:10:22around and we talked shit out and we took it all in.
00:10:26We went bowling.
00:10:27We went bowling.
00:10:28We played skeeball.
00:10:29Yes.
00:10:30God, I miss fucking skeeball.
00:10:31Right?
00:10:31The app's not the, it doesn't need to be the same.
00:10:33It's not the same.
00:10:35Life was still there for us 24 hours later.
00:10:38It was.
00:10:40It's a different day, but it's the same situation.
00:10:44I don't know, lady.
00:10:45I'm not feeling it.
00:10:46Come on, do it today.
00:10:47Today.
00:10:48Me and you today.
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:49Are you in?
00:10:51Are you in?
00:10:53Are you in?
00:10:53Come on.
00:10:55Come on.
00:10:55Close it.
00:10:58Hi.
00:10:59Miles, honey, I've called Sam's parents and we've set up a powwow for tomorrow evening
00:11:04so we can all just sit down and sort this out together.
00:11:07A powwow?
00:11:08You're not supposed to be back from vacation until next week.
00:11:10Yeah, well, that was before we found out that the wedding we've already invested $20,000
00:11:15in might be canceled.
00:11:17Yeah, um, I'm sorry.
00:11:20I just, I don't, I don't know how I feel right now.
00:11:23Miles, this is not just about you anymore.
00:11:26So if you're splitting, we need to remove the emotion.
00:11:29Mom.
00:11:30Okay?
00:11:30Money's involved.
00:11:30Seriously?
00:11:31Your father and I are coming back for this, all right?
00:11:35We're a team.
00:11:36We'll work it out together.
00:11:37All right, mom, mom.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:38I just...
00:11:38No more arguments, all right?
00:11:40No more arguments.
00:11:41We love you.
00:11:42We're here for you.
00:11:43We'll see you tomorrow.
00:11:45Okay.
00:11:45Yeah.
00:11:53Everything okay?
00:11:54Amazing.
00:11:56So are you in?
00:11:59No.
00:12:00Are you in?
00:12:01Are you in?
00:12:02Are you in?
00:12:02Are you in?
00:12:03Are you in?
00:12:03Are you in?
00:12:03Are you in?
00:12:04Are you in?
00:12:04Are you in?
00:12:04Are you in?
00:12:06Yeah, I'm in.
00:12:07Really?
00:12:12Okay, here are the rules.
00:12:13Really?
00:12:14There's rules?
00:12:14You always do that.
00:12:15What?
00:12:15You get me to decide on something and then you tell me the rules.
00:12:18You need to tell me the rules before I decide on it.
00:12:21Well, you already agreed, so sorry.
00:12:24This is so fucking stupid.
00:12:25What are the rules?
00:12:26Okay, the rules are we do everything the way that we did them in high school.
00:12:29Not wearing cargo shorts.
00:12:31Thank God.
00:12:33No, I mean, we didn't drive in high school.
00:12:34We didn't have cars, so there's no driving today.
00:12:36Can we get rides?
00:12:37Did we get rides in high school?
00:12:39That's a loaded question.
00:12:40You got rides in high school.
00:12:41Shut up.
00:12:43Then, yes, we can get rides.
00:12:45Is that it?
00:12:45No cell phones.
00:12:50Fuck no.
00:12:51Dude, we're not checking them all day.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:53You first.
00:12:53Same time.
00:12:57What about my iPod?
00:12:58Your iPod?
00:12:59Yeah.
00:12:59You have an iPod?
00:13:01Yes.
00:13:02That's what this is for.
00:13:03I don't keep my music on my iPod.
00:13:04Oh, my God.
00:13:05All right.
00:13:05As much as I'd love to see you rock a boombox on your shoulder all day, your second iPhone
00:13:10will be fine.
00:13:11You're a match.
00:13:17You want to talk about it?
00:13:20No.
00:13:22Cool.
00:13:23So, what else is going on in your life?
00:13:30She gets home from work on Tuesday night, and I had already had, like, a suspicion that
00:13:35she had been reading my diary.
00:13:39What?
00:13:39Do you have a diary?
00:13:42Yeah.
00:13:45Are you trying to make me feel better?
00:13:46I'm sorry.
00:13:47Anyway, I always put the bookmark in the back by the spine, and a couple times I saw it in
00:13:51the middle.
00:13:52Wow, Nancy Drew is on the case.
00:13:55What, were you fighting or something?
00:13:57I mean, most days were cool, but some days it just seemed like she was just kind of, like,
00:14:01looking right through me.
00:14:02I just didn't think anything had gone that far.
00:14:04Right.
00:14:04So, it's weird because she's being distant.
00:14:06Yeah, yeah, but I just didn't think it had gotten extreme.
00:14:08So, what happened?
00:14:10She denied that she read my journal, and I told her she was lying.
00:14:17Wow, that's bold.
00:14:18Yeah.
00:14:18How did you know she was lying?
00:14:19Because I knew she was lying, and then she just laces into me about how, like, I can't
00:14:24trust her and how fucked up that is, that I can't trust the person I'm going to be spending
00:14:26the rest of my life with, and that all my insecurities drive her crazy, and then she decides to tell
00:14:30me that she's, that she cheated on me.
00:14:33Oh, holy shit.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:35She fucking sucked.
00:14:36I was blown away, and I'm like, there's no way you cheated on me.
00:14:39You're lying about that.
00:14:40Well, how did you know that she, wait.
00:14:41How did you know she read your diary?
00:14:42Because I read her diary.
00:14:47Miles.
00:14:48All right.
00:14:49Let me know if you need something, sweetie.
00:14:54So, did she write anything about this guy in the diary?
00:14:57No.
00:14:58Can I get you something to drink?
00:15:00Um, coffee, please.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:02Yeah, and, uh, can I have a coffee and a water?
00:15:05Yep.
00:15:06And a, uh, Diet Coke.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:08And a, um, chocolate milkshake.
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:12And a mimosa.
00:15:13You can bring them all out as they're ready.
00:15:17So, what'd you do when she told you she cheated on you?
00:15:25Freaked out.
00:15:26I mean, it's like all my worst fears coming true.
00:15:30My whole life, I just wanted a relationship like my parents.
00:15:33You know, like, they fight, they bicker like everybody else.
00:15:36But underneath it all, there's like this love and respect,
00:15:39and then like a, like a genuine friendship.
00:15:42And I don't, I don't know if we ever had that.
00:15:46So, I left the apartment and, uh, I've been home ever since.
00:15:51And you haven't talked to her?
00:15:53She called, but she didn't leave a message.
00:15:56You didn't call her back?
00:15:57I don't know if I'm ready to talk to her.
00:15:59Miles!
00:16:04Can I please have my phone back?
00:16:05No, it's against the rules.
00:16:06I'm not gonna look.
00:16:07Trust me, it's for the best.
00:16:09Whatever.
00:16:10It is.
00:16:11You didn't seem too thrilled about whoever it was that you were talking to on the way over here.
00:16:14Who was that?
00:16:15My mom.
00:16:16Mom.
00:16:17How's she doing?
00:16:18She and my dad are coming home from vacation early tomorrow,
00:16:22and they've already had a talk with Sam's parents,
00:16:24and we're having a powwow to talk it out.
00:16:26Wow, that's a thing that's gonna happen?
00:16:29I tried to talk her out of it, but she said a lot of money had been invested in the wedding,
00:16:34and it was about more than just me and Sam.
00:16:36Damn, those Jews know how to guilt.
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:40Oh, perfect timing.
00:16:43Champagne.
00:16:44Morning beverage of life.
00:16:45Cheers.
00:16:46L'Hein.
00:16:47Thanks.
00:16:48Want a coffee?
00:16:51Just tell me who called.
00:16:52No.
00:16:53Trust me, it's better this way.
00:16:55I'm gonna go pee out of my dick.
00:16:57Is there any other way?
00:16:58Out of my butt?
00:17:00Stress.
00:17:01Unnecessary.
00:17:02Yeah, you want to come pick me up?
00:17:03I can do that.
00:17:04What do you think?
00:17:05Well, I have a herpes support group on San Vicente, but I'll be finished around 8 o'clock,
00:17:07so you can pick me up there.
00:17:08That's really funny.
00:17:09No, no, you don't have to be worried.
00:17:10I haven't had a breakout in like a week.
00:17:12Valtrex really works, you know?
00:17:13Great, yeah.
00:17:14Let's see what's going on here.
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:16Take care.
00:17:17Don't be silly.
00:17:18Protect your willy.
00:17:19Thanks for brunch, Miles.
00:17:20Thanks for getting me out of the house.
00:17:21So I have to stop by the gallery to pick up my check.
00:17:23Can you find something there to keep me busy for me?
00:17:25I'll be here, but I'll be finished around 8 o'clock, so you can pick me up there.
00:17:28It's really funny.
00:17:29No, no, you don't have to be worried.
00:17:30I haven't had a breakout in like a week.
00:17:31Valtrex really works, you know?
00:17:32Great, yeah.
00:17:33See what's going on here.
00:17:34Take care.
00:17:35Don't be silly.
00:17:36Protect your willy.
00:17:37Thanks for brunch, Miles.
00:17:39Thanks for getting me out of the house.
00:17:42So I have to stop by the gallery to pick up my check.
00:17:45Can you find something there to keep me busy for me?
00:17:47Ugh, Art.
00:17:48Sounds depressing.
00:17:49Miles?
00:17:50It's Sam.
00:17:51Your fiancé?
00:17:52Um, look, I really fucked up.
00:17:53Please call me.
00:17:54I don't know why you're not answering my phone calls, but it's really important that
00:18:07we talk.
00:18:08What are you listening to?
00:18:09N-W-A I ain't the one.
00:18:10Did you do what you had to do?
00:18:23Vielen Dank.
00:18:53It's obvious the artist came home from a vacation, a fancy European castle he took his girl to.
00:19:00She was like a bitch the entire time.
00:19:02They ended up breaking up, and when he came home to America, he painted the castle.
00:19:09It's called So This Is Love, and it is Sleeping Beauty's Castle at Disneyland, which is literally the happiest place on earth.
00:19:20So you're looking at the painting?
00:19:22Mm-hmm.
00:19:22See, I'm kind of looking beyond the painting at the subtext.
00:19:26Subtext, right, yeah.
00:19:28What about this one?
00:19:33It's a vagina.
00:19:35It's a closed vagina.
00:19:36It's a vagina he's never going to have again.
00:19:38This girl cheated on him.
00:19:40He's left.
00:19:40He's over it.
00:19:41And now it's just a dusty, locked away, closed vag.
00:19:51This one is called Donna Zione, and it is Michelangelo the day before he starts painting the Sistine Chapel.
00:19:56It represents, you know, possibilities are endless, with an open heart, a masterpiece that you can create with love.
00:20:03I don't see Michelangelo.
00:20:05It's right there in the middle, holding the paint can.
00:20:07Oh, once again, the subtext.
00:20:11Hey.
00:20:12Oh, what about this one?
00:20:13We should go.
00:20:13Oh, he's being sarcastic.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:14No, there should be, like, an exclamation point or, like, a happy face or something, you know?
00:20:30This is where I hide on my lunch break.
00:20:33Also subjective.
00:20:34Like, who decides what's good art and what's bad art?
00:20:38We do.
00:20:39Maybe you do, working in that fancy schmancy gallery, but not me.
00:20:42No, I mean, you decide whether you like it or not.
00:20:47Just because it's in a museum or a gallery, it doesn't mean that it's good or bad.
00:20:52You have to decide if you like it for yourself.
00:20:55Yeah, but it's not about talent.
00:20:56It's, like, more important to be a good salesman than a good artist.
00:21:00Isn't that true about everything in life?
00:21:03I hope not.
00:21:03I suck at selling myself.
00:21:08No, I don't care.
00:21:10I don't care.
00:21:11Tell that bitch ten mother of yours to get here.
00:21:15I don't get traffic.
00:21:17We know there's traffic in Los Angeles, sweetie.
00:21:19We know that, but I need you here now.
00:21:21Now, I've got a meeting with Zac Efron in ten minutes, baby.
00:21:24No, no, you can't beat him.
00:21:26No, he's too old for you.
00:21:27That's exactly the reason I never want to be good at selling myself.
00:21:30That guy's a complete douche.
00:21:32Yeah, I know.
00:21:32That's why I don't want to live in L.A. anymore.
00:21:33Yeah, but that guy's not from L.A.
00:21:34He's a transplant.
00:21:37People from L.A. are actually cool.
00:21:39There's all these douches that move out here after watching too much swimming with sharks
00:21:43and entourage.
00:21:44They think you have to be a complete asshole to make it in L.A., but really they're just
00:21:47ruining it for the people who actually have, like, a vision and a decent moral compass.
00:21:51Isn't Sam from L.A.?
00:21:54So?
00:21:58She's really cool, Miles.
00:21:59Have you thought about maybe trying to work it out?
00:22:04It's just a thought.
00:22:05Of course I've thought about it.
00:22:07I've thought about everything.
00:22:08I can't stop thinking.
00:22:09The problem is I don't know what I want.
00:22:11I haven't spoken to her, so I don't know what she wants.
00:22:13And honestly, I don't even know if I care what she wants.
00:22:16I kind of want to know what I want before I talk to her.
00:22:19Makes sense.
00:22:21Well, you can't answer it.
00:22:26I don't want to.
00:22:31Oh, hey, there you are.
00:22:32Back, back, this is Dad.
00:22:34Uh, boy, am I sorry that I screamed at you so much on the phone earlier.
00:22:39I didn't mean to be that loud.
00:22:41I just was a little bit more than surprised that you were suddenly going to move to New York
00:22:43and leave your job here.
00:22:46So anyway, just give me a call back and we can discuss.
00:22:49I'm sorry, it just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
00:22:53So, bye.
00:22:55Shouldn't we be a little more low profile?
00:23:03Always a sketcher in every group.
00:23:05What?
00:23:05No, it's like the first rule of smoking weed is every group has somebody who completely bugs out.
00:23:11I knew it wasn't going to be me.
00:23:13Just saying, we're not even pretending to hide it.
00:23:15That's what they expect you to do.
00:23:17You know, like, if you're just, like, walking around public, in the middle of the day smoking weed,
00:23:22no one's going to see because they're not expecting it.
00:23:23But if you're, like, hiding behind a dumpster, like, tucked down in some shrub, it looks shady.
00:23:29Plus, it's practically illegal.
00:23:31I can't believe you're a teacher.
00:23:33Believe it.
00:23:37We need a, uh, new mission.
00:23:39How about we go around Los Angeles and we try and find the most beautiful thing we've never seen?
00:23:48Way too upbeat for me right now.
00:23:51Okay, I'll look for the most beautiful thing and you look for the ugliest.
00:23:56Now we're cooking with gas.
00:23:59This is for both of us.
00:24:02Thanks.
00:24:02Thanks.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:09Just because he can't hear us doesn't mean we can't smell your fart.
00:24:21I actually can't smell it anymore.
00:24:25Just kidding.
00:24:28What's his name?
00:24:30Uh, his name is Eric Abrams, but his friends call him Gay-Rams.
00:24:34Occupation.
00:24:35Oh, he does, uh, valet down at the Biltmore, but he's an aspiring barista.
00:24:42Place of origin?
00:24:44Duh, Florida.
00:24:46Let's check it out.
00:24:48No.
00:24:50Where are you from?
00:24:52Huh?
00:24:53Where are you from?
00:24:54Houston.
00:24:55Oh, that's cool.
00:24:57Is it?
00:24:59Uh, but, yeah.
00:25:01I guess not.
00:25:02Do we have any other questions?
00:25:03What are you listening to?
00:25:07Do you really care?
00:25:09Are they good?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:15Nice work, by the way.
00:25:16Thank you.
00:25:20Oh, God, it's so gorgeous out today.
00:25:24Are you really ready to move?
00:25:26New York's freezing.
00:25:28Everybody just complains about the weather there.
00:25:30It's like how we complain about traffic.
00:25:31I know, I know, but I've been talking about it forever.
00:25:34I feel like if I don't actually do it, I'm just going to always be a talker.
00:25:38You've got to be smart about it.
00:25:40You can't be like, I have to decide in one day trying to decide.
00:25:42I am, Miles.
00:25:43I've been talking about it forever.
00:25:45So then what's the debate about?
00:25:46Honestly, my dad and you guys, you know, my friends.
00:25:53What did your dad say?
00:25:55Oh, same shit you did.
00:25:57What about your savings?
00:25:58Where are you going to live?
00:25:59Blah, blah, blah.
00:26:00It's just...
00:26:01You know, he'd never say it, but he'd be lonely without me.
00:26:06You know, I take care of him.
00:26:08Does he ever get out?
00:26:09Yeah, he's gone on a few dates.
00:26:11Um, I don't know.
00:26:12It's...
00:26:13I think it's hard for him, you know, because it feels like he's cheating on my mom.
00:26:17That sucks.
00:26:21Yeah, it's...
00:26:23It's hard.
00:26:25I...
00:26:25Sometimes he calls me by her name by accident.
00:26:28It's just...
00:26:30How are you holding up?
00:26:34Depends.
00:26:36Sometimes I wake up and I forget that she's gone.
00:26:43Can we talk about something else?
00:26:45Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:26:48It's totally not proper stoner talk.
00:26:53Ugliest thing in L.A.
00:26:54Let's go.
00:26:54Found it.
00:26:58Ugliest thing I've never seen in L.A.
00:27:01Nickelback in the wheelchair.
00:27:03I wonder how Beck feels about that.
00:27:04He's playing on Friday.
00:27:06Probably the same way Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland feel.
00:27:10They're all rolling over in their graves.
00:27:12They used to run the street back in the day.
00:27:14All the Hollywood bigwigs, they lived around here.
00:27:16My dad grew up around here.
00:27:19Quality time with my dad would be him taking me around all the neighborhoods, explaining the history, the architecture.
00:27:25Dad watching Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals.
00:27:28You must have tried with all your might not to go gay.
00:27:31Wasn't easy.
00:27:32Still doubt it sometimes.
00:27:34I'm in the car singing along to Whitney Houston.
00:27:37Early Whitney?
00:27:38Hell, I know.
00:27:39I want to dance with somebody.
00:27:40Oh, yeah.
00:27:41You can't not sing along to the late, great Whitney Houston, R.R.P.
00:27:47What was down here?
00:27:47Wasn't it the, uh, the Amst...
00:27:49The...
00:27:50Ambassador.
00:27:51Ambassador and the Coconut Grove, right?
00:27:53They tore those down?
00:27:54Yeah, they built a $600 million high school.
00:27:57$600 million.
00:27:59Yeah, yeah.
00:27:59Let's just tear down a really important piece of L.A. history, lay off thousands of teachers during a depression, and build a $600 million high school.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:09We love it!
00:28:10Where Bing Crosby first sang, where Marilyn Monroe first signed a contract to become a model, where Robert Kennedy was assassinated, now the most expensive school in the history of America.
00:28:25That building better be able to fly.
00:28:26It's like, how many teachers could you pay for $600 million? Our system is so fucked.
00:28:31But the Sloppy Joes are off the chain.
00:28:39Whatever.
00:28:40I'm just a cog in the wheel.
00:28:42I stopped practicing law because I actually wanted to try and help people, but...
00:28:46Sometimes I feel like teaching's no better.
00:28:49What? Your kids love you, Miles.
00:28:51Yeah, but they can't fire the old shitty teachers, which is why I might not have a job next year.
00:28:55These are the same teachers that, like, rean out a kid if they're two seconds late for class, but they won't just pull aside, have a conversation if he's flunking.
00:29:03You might get laid off?
00:29:05He fired everyone under me, so I would be next.
00:29:08Oh, God.
00:29:09I know it's hard.
00:29:11You gotta stick with it, you know?
00:29:12It's really important that there's teachers who actually care.
00:29:16Yeah, but I don't understand why you would ever get into teaching if you don't like kids.
00:29:20You know what I mean?
00:29:20I feel like sometimes my kids are the only people I believe in.
00:29:25What's up, fag?
00:29:26Fuck you, you little shit.
00:29:28Too bad your girlfriend doesn't know that you're a fag.
00:29:30Too bad I'm not his girlfriend.
00:29:32She does know he's a fag.
00:29:37Couldn't have been my girlfriend for, like, two seconds.
00:29:39Oh, sorry.
00:29:40I could be a girlfriend for two seconds.
00:29:44Whatever, I take it back.
00:29:46Fuck kids, too.
00:29:46Yeah, fuck kids.
00:29:49Man, you held your own, though.
00:29:52I have bad news.
00:29:54Even though Nickelback at the Wiltern is hideous, it can't be used for the ugliest thing in Los Angeles.
00:30:00Why not?
00:30:00Because you've seen a hundred shitty bands at the Wiltern.
00:30:03It has to be something you've never seen before.
00:30:05That sucks.
00:30:06Game still.
00:30:13It's weird.
00:30:14How many people do you think live on the street have any idea what kind of crazy shit used to go down here?
00:30:19Not a lot.
00:30:20It's like this entire area has had its history completely erased.
00:30:24Does anybody care?
00:30:26Jesus, smile.
00:30:27Yes, people care.
00:30:28Do the people of Koreatown care?
00:30:30No, probably not.
00:30:31The people of Koreatown are worried about putting food on the table and cheap rent.
00:30:36Koreans and Mexicans don't care about history and culture?
00:30:39Wow.
00:30:40Nothing worse than a well-intentioned white person.
00:30:44I'm just saying not everyone in L.A. grew up with a dad who was trying to turn the gang.
00:30:48You know, I'm just saying, why make history if no one's going to remember it?
00:30:52Do you need a hug?
00:30:53I feel like you need a hug.
00:30:54I do.
00:30:55A hug would be nice.
00:30:58Miles, it's not up to you or I to save history today.
00:31:03Leave that up to the L.A. Conservancy.
00:31:05They can be pissed about it.
00:31:07We've got too much on our plates.
00:31:12I'm a member of the L.A. Conservancy.
00:31:14Oh, of course you are.
00:31:16Eric is coming.
00:31:42Interesting.
00:31:44I'll let you answer if you let me check my messages.
00:31:47No phones today.
00:31:48Who is he?
00:31:50Just a guy that I was seeing.
00:31:53What happened?
00:31:54Nothing.
00:31:55I don't know.
00:31:58I kind of flaked on him a few times and he was really nice about it and said that I didn't seem that into it and I should give him a call when I wanted to rock.
00:32:05He actually told you to call him when you wanted to rock?
00:32:09Mm-hmm.
00:32:09That's awesome.
00:32:10Did you call him?
00:32:12No.
00:32:12I respect the move, though.
00:32:13I respect the move.
00:32:14I would have called him and told him when I wanted to rock.
00:32:16It's all about the timing, you know?
00:32:17Well, sometimes if things are a few months earlier or a few months later, everything can turn out differently.
00:32:24But if the timing's off, then the timing's off.
00:32:27Did you see Jeremy this morning?
00:32:29Yeah.
00:32:30I saw him for a minute.
00:32:30How'd that go?
00:32:31Oh, God.
00:32:34You're fine.
00:32:35Whatever.
00:32:36It's cool.
00:32:38He still talks about you a lot.
00:32:40Oh, good for him.
00:32:42This morning he said, we should hang out at like old times.
00:32:46Wow.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:48You're not still interested, are you?
00:32:50The guy who cheated on me?
00:32:51Yeah, I can't wait to have his babies.
00:32:53How'd you forgive him?
00:32:56The first time?
00:32:57Yeah.
00:32:58The first time I pretended like it never happened.
00:33:02Yikes, that's hard.
00:33:04The second time I dumped his ass and had sex with someone with a much bigger dick.
00:33:10Sad to find a woman with like a much.
00:33:12Bigger vagina.
00:33:13Yeah, opposite.
00:33:14That doesn't work.
00:33:15Tighter.
00:33:16That's what I was going to say.
00:33:17Tighter is more revenge.
00:33:20The tighter, the better.
00:33:22Stop.
00:33:26Hey, he doesn't know that you're the one who told me that he was cheating on me, right?
00:33:30God, no.
00:33:31I hope not.
00:33:32I mean, I never told him.
00:33:34I don't remember what I said.
00:33:35Oh, I said I could see it in your eyes.
00:33:38I just stared at him and said it like four times until he started to cry.
00:33:42He thinks I have ESP.
00:33:44He totally does.
00:33:45That's it.
00:33:45He keeps telling me that he knows that you know that he's thinking about you and that
00:33:49when you're ready, you're going to come back.
00:33:51Stop it.
00:33:52Yeah.
00:33:52Tool.
00:33:56Tool.
00:33:57Tool.
00:33:57Hehehe.
00:33:58Many other guys in your life
00:34:26Other than rockin' Eric?
00:34:29No, not really.
00:34:31You know, relationships are hard.
00:34:34Tell me about it. Women are crazy.
00:34:36Not what I meant.
00:34:38Oh, well, it's true.
00:34:39Nice. What did you mean, Becca? Oh, thank you, Miles.
00:34:44What I meant was, I'm super picky, you know?
00:34:47And I know pretty quickly if I'm interested in someone or not.
00:34:51And if I'm not, I don't want to waste their time. Or mine.
00:34:53And too many people get into a relationship because it's convenient.
00:34:58Or they're lonely. And I don't want that to be me.
00:35:01So you knew that you weren't a Derek?
00:35:03No. No, not necessarily.
00:35:05So you're not really giving yourself a chance.
00:35:07Yes, Miles. I'm giving myself a chance.
00:35:09You have a guy who says the most awesome thing ever.
00:35:12Call me when you want to rock.
00:35:14And you don't call him. He obviously likes you.
00:35:17And this is the same guy you just said two seconds ago.
00:35:19You didn't know if you liked him or not.
00:35:20So how's that giving yourself a chance?
00:35:22I don't know, Miles.
00:35:23You know, I'm kind of wild on my plate right now.
00:35:26I'm moving to New York, maybe, and I'm dealing with my dad.
00:35:29I just feel like I went from taking care of my mom to taking care of my dad.
00:35:32And I don't have the time or energy to take care of somebody else right now.
00:35:35Your relationship shouldn't be about taking care of somebody else.
00:35:38It should be about the two of you taking care of each other.
00:35:41Really?
00:35:43Relationship advice?
00:35:45Yeah, I guess I should talk.
00:35:46I hear what you're saying.
00:35:48I get it.
00:35:49It's just...
00:35:51I don't know.
00:35:51Relationship seems daunting.
00:35:54I haven't been single.
00:35:55That seems daunting.
00:35:57Do me a favor.
00:35:59If you get back together with Sam, just...
00:36:02don't do it because you're afraid of being alone.
00:36:04I mean, you just turned 30.
00:36:05Your value's going way up.
00:36:07My family's in the opposite direction.
00:36:08Your aura's off.
00:36:17Yeah, I've had kind of like a rough week, so...
00:36:20Not you.
00:36:21Herb.
00:36:22Oh, you're talking about her?
00:36:23I agree.
00:36:25What's wrong with my aura?
00:36:27Beats.
00:36:28What?
00:36:29Beats.
00:36:29You need to eat more beats.
00:36:31They're magical.
00:36:34Beats.
00:36:35Beats.
00:36:35Thank you.
00:36:36What about mine?
00:36:38You're cool, man.
00:36:41Good vibes.
00:36:42Thanks, baby.
00:36:43Thanks, man.
00:36:44He's the expert.
00:36:46Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:36:48Thank you.
00:36:48Beats.
00:36:49Beats.
00:36:57Where are we headed?
00:36:59The beats store, obviously.
00:37:01Well, we.
00:37:06Where'd you go?
00:37:08It's weird.
00:37:10It's like...
00:37:11It's just the one.
00:37:13It's just the one I was going to spend on my life with.
00:37:16A couple weeks ago, everything was fine.
00:37:18And now...
00:37:19It's not like I think there's one person out of six billion that I could be happy with.
00:37:26But there's not a lot of girls out there that aren't crazy.
00:37:30Everybody's crazy, Miles.
00:37:33People who aren't a little bit crazy are boring.
00:37:36You just have to find someone who's your type of baby.
00:37:39Sam was my kind of crazy.
00:37:41How so?
00:37:42She could, like, shotgun a beer faster than I could.
00:37:46She could speak intelligently about every proposition in the upcoming election.
00:37:51She knew every word to regulate her.
00:37:53She makes me laugh.
00:37:54So the question is, then, you need to still trust her.
00:38:01I don't know.
00:38:04That's what you gotta figure out.
00:38:05I'm pathetic.
00:38:18Why?
00:38:19I read her fucking diary.
00:38:22Like, how sad is that?
00:38:23If I just didn't do that, everything would be fine right now.
00:38:27It's not your finest moment, Miles, but hold on to stupid things.
00:38:30I mean, you had a feeling that something was wrong, and you were right.
00:38:33I gotta give her credit.
00:38:35She puts up a lot of my shit.
00:38:37I'm not clean.
00:38:38I got wasted with the boys.
00:38:39I come home, I, like, wake her up for sex.
00:38:42Sweat profusely.
00:38:43I've got hair.
00:38:43Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:38:44You're literally describing every non-homosexual man there is, so let's not give her props for
00:38:48liking men.
00:38:49Yeah, but she's like...
00:38:50Miles!
00:38:51You're amazing.
00:38:53Whoever you choose is gonna be incredibly lucky, whether it's Sam or not.
00:38:57You're smart.
00:38:58You're confident.
00:38:59You're really good with kids and animals.
00:39:01You're an incessantly positive person.
00:39:04You have an amazing outlook on life, although maybe not the last three days.
00:39:08You're, uh, what else?
00:39:10You're hilarious, and you're sweet, and you're so talented.
00:39:14Keep going.
00:39:15This is great.
00:39:16I'm enjoying this.
00:39:17I don't know.
00:39:17I'm just saying.
00:39:19Stop being such a bitch.
00:39:21I'm actually surprised we never looked up.
00:39:44We?
00:39:44Sorry, I mean, I don't want to make it awkward.
00:39:47What did you mean to make it?
00:39:48I just mean, like, considering all the drunken nights we've spent together in the last 15
00:39:53years, you'd think, you know, maybe something like that could have happened.
00:39:55We proved when Harry met Sally wrong.
00:39:58Go us.
00:39:59Bist bump.
00:40:00Hey.
00:40:04We did kiss one time, though.
00:40:06I mean, it wasn't a big deal.
00:40:08You were black out.
00:40:10It was the summer before senior year when we went up to Santa Barbara for the Flamely
00:40:15Lip store.
00:40:17Jeremy and Nicole went back into the bedroom to smoke pot, and you said, if I smoke pot,
00:40:22I'm going to throw up all over the world.
00:40:24So I stayed out on the balcony with you, and then you looked at me, and you gave me that
00:40:31same shit-eating grin that you're doing right now, and you said, if we kiss, then neither
00:40:38of us would ever throw up again for our entire lives.
00:40:43And then you kissed me.
00:40:44Wish I had been right.
00:40:45Oh, my God, me, too.
00:40:46You threw up everywhere.
00:40:49Over the balcony to that woman who was a few stories down.
00:40:51Oh, man, she was so pissed.
00:40:53Then I passed out, and you went back into the hotel and to Jeremy's room, and you guys
00:40:57started dating after that.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:41:00Crazy night.
00:41:01Can I tell you something?
00:41:03Always.
00:41:05I wasn't blacked out.
00:41:08Dude, you were fucking gone.
00:41:10But I wasn't blacked out.
00:41:13You shit.
00:41:14I had a crush on you.
00:41:17What?
00:41:21You were dating Nicole.
00:41:22Yeah, but that train was coming to its last stop, you know?
00:41:24It broke up like four days later.
00:41:29Why didn't you ever say anything?
00:41:30I was nervous.
00:41:32No, Miles, you are not a nervous guy.
00:41:34It's weird to take something from the friend zone into the romantic zone.
00:41:37All right, well, good to know that that doesn't bother you anymore.
00:41:47Ha.
00:41:48No, whatever.
00:41:49It was like a bunch of years ago, you know?
00:41:54I'm over it now.
00:41:55You remember that time, it was like a few days before that trip where you came over to my house?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, and it made you that bean dip, and you said you had something important to tell me?
00:42:06I told you that I had a crush on Jeremy.
00:42:10I thought you were going to tell me you had a crush on me.
00:42:14Miles.
00:42:16I'm sorry.
00:42:17Oh, my God.
00:42:17That was like 13 years ago.
00:42:18I'm over it.
00:42:20You always treated me like I was your little sister.
00:42:22You used to give me noogies.
00:42:23Yeah, it was total friend zone back then, you know?
00:42:26But you grew on me.
00:42:28Yeah.
00:42:28When did you start liking me?
00:42:32Middle of junior year.
00:42:34Went to your house, I knocked on the door, no one came to the door, so I just kind of
00:42:37walked around and looked in your window, and I saw you just painting and listening to music,
00:42:43and I just, um, watched you for like an hour and a half.
00:42:51Creep!
00:42:52Taxi!
00:42:52Hilarious.
00:42:55Wow.
00:42:57Crazy.
00:42:58That is crazy.
00:43:02I had a crush on you since, like, the day I met you until I started dating Jeremy.
00:43:08No way.
00:43:09Way?
00:43:10Of course I had a crush on you.
00:43:11I've always had a crush on you.
00:43:12No way.
00:43:13Miles, I was the new girl, and you were the dorky, funny guy who made me feel at home, like,
00:43:19right away.
00:43:20What wasn't there to like?
00:43:21I'm not disagreeing with you, other than the dorky partner.
00:43:25That's crazy.
00:43:26I mean, I never knew.
00:43:27I wasn't gonna tell you.
00:43:30Crazy.
00:43:31See, that's what I need.
00:43:32If our timing was a little different, who knows?
00:43:36Yeah, you could have been the one cheating on me.
00:43:38I could have been walking around with Sam all day.
00:43:41Shut up.
00:43:41In the world of affairs, we live in our own age.
00:43:49In books, we live in all ages.
00:43:53L.A. Central Library.
00:43:54Actually, I just named it the Richard Reardon Library.
00:43:59Could have called it the Ray Bradbury Central Library.
00:44:02I mean, he spent his entire teenage years teaching himself to write in here.
00:44:07Fahrenheit 451 versus an old balding ex-mayor.
00:44:11Tough decision.
00:44:14I like the L.A. Central Library best.
00:44:16So do I.
00:44:17Reardon's not even dead yet.
00:44:18He shouldn't be able to have a building named after you unless you're dead.
00:44:21What if you're super awesome?
00:44:23Well, then you would know you're super awesome and you don't need a fucking building to tell you that.
00:44:27I think I need a building to tell me that.
00:44:30Ah, for you, I shall make an exception.
00:44:32Mm-hmm.
00:44:52What up?
00:44:53We're not quite a while.
00:44:53We're not quite a while.
00:44:54We're not quite a raging winter.
00:44:59There's no smell where I come from.
00:45:16We're not quite a while.
00:45:17We're not quite a while.
00:45:18We're not quite a while.
00:45:33Despite your best efforts
00:45:37Despite your best efforts
00:45:41No, you have not ruined me
00:45:53Yet
00:45:54No, you have not ruined me
00:45:57Yet
00:45:58Despite your best efforts
00:46:01Yet
00:46:03Despite all you've missed efforts
00:46:06Yet
00:46:07I love all the light posts in L.A.
00:46:09Yeah, they're pretty sweet.
00:46:11They're so charming, you know?
00:46:13Each one's so different and cool.
00:46:14I haven't really noticed.
00:46:16You should start noticing them.
00:46:17Oh, okay, I think I will.
00:46:19Can't use it as your most beautiful thing, though, right?
00:46:21You've already seen it.
00:46:22I didn't say it was my most beautiful thing.
00:46:23All right, just saying.
00:46:25Just saying, maybe you should take care of yourself
00:46:27and find your ugliest thing.
00:46:29Okay, all right, I think I will.
00:46:31You're pretty ugly.
00:46:31Could be that.
00:46:33You're uglier.
00:46:34Oh, burn.
00:46:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's a beautiful day
00:46:39for a beautiful day.
00:46:42What are you doing, sir?
00:46:44Sit over here in the mezzanine?
00:46:45Come on.
00:46:47Who wants to dance?
00:46:48Who wants to dance?
00:46:50You want to dance, sir?
00:46:51Come on.
00:46:52Come on.
00:46:53Bring it back.
00:46:53Bring it back.
00:46:54Great seats.
00:46:58Here we go.
00:46:59There we go.
00:47:00Oh, improvised dance party.
00:47:02It's good, actually.
00:47:04It's really good.
00:47:05Give it up.
00:47:06Oh, you like men, you like women.
00:47:08I'm looking for some ladies,
00:47:09but I don't care.
00:47:10I don't care.
00:47:12Who's going down on me anymore?
00:47:13I used to care.
00:47:14Not anymore.
00:47:14I used my imagination.
00:47:15I just imagined it's a 20-year-old girl
00:47:18that I met in Temecula,
00:47:20and then it's...
00:47:22Boom!
00:47:22She's on your car.
00:47:24Boom!
00:47:24Even though it's a guy.
00:47:26It don't matter.
00:47:27It don't matter.
00:47:29Is he coming?
00:47:30Is he coming over here?
00:47:30Is he coming?
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:33And he's here.
00:47:34Hold this, please.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:35What time is it?
00:47:36Oh, I don't know.
00:47:38Maybe like 4.30?
00:47:41I'm late.
00:47:41I'm late.
00:47:45Should we go?
00:47:50Should we follow?
00:47:51Yeah, we should go.
00:48:03What do you think he's late for?
00:48:09Good with families and children,
00:48:11bad with parking meters.
00:48:15That's the ugliest thing in L.A.
00:48:38More sad than ugly.
00:48:41Let's go.
00:49:03Sad, though.
00:49:04You know, none of us are really that far
00:49:05from sleeping on the street.
00:49:07Speak for yourself.
00:49:07I'm not conversing with a parking meter.
00:49:09You've never talked to an inanimate object?
00:49:12We all hear voices in our head, Miles.
00:49:14Crazy people just say what they hear out loud.
00:49:17We're trying to keep it quiet.
00:49:18Wow.
00:49:20I was not expecting you to say something so profound.
00:49:22I actually need a moment to, like, process that.
00:49:24Take your time.
00:49:25Another difference is they smell.
00:49:28Did you not smell yourself this morning?
00:49:31Have a little compassion.
00:49:34Ugh.
00:49:35My feet hurt.
00:49:36Aw, poor baby.
00:49:39Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:49:42Come on, come on.
00:49:43Oh, my God.
00:49:44See how compassionate I'm being?
00:49:51Where are we going, you know?
00:49:55No, I don't.
00:49:57I kind of like that.
00:49:59Yeah, me too, I guess.
00:50:01It's nice being able to just, like, enjoy the journey
00:50:03and not worry about the destination.
00:50:04We should put that on a t-shirt.
00:50:07We should.
00:50:09Easier said than done.
00:50:10No, I think we could if we wanted to.
00:50:12Yeah?
00:50:12Yeah, like in Italy, when I was living there,
00:50:14those people know how to live.
00:50:15Tell me.
00:50:16Priorities are completely different.
00:50:18It starts out with family, then health, then work.
00:50:22Here it's complete opposite.
00:50:23Okay, so if we were living today
00:50:25based solely on Italian principles,
00:50:27what would you name it?
00:50:28That's a good question.
00:50:29We'd move back in with our parents.
00:50:31Okay.
00:50:31We'd watch a lot more soccer.
00:50:33We'd dress more fashionably.
00:50:34Speak for yourself.
00:50:35We would start using olive oil instead of butter.
00:50:38Drink more red wine.
00:50:39Yeah.
00:50:40You know, just generally have more fun.
00:50:41Yeah, that sounds awesome.
00:50:42Right?
00:50:43Si, si.
00:50:44Si.
00:50:45I gotta move in with your parents, though.
00:50:46I gotta move in with your parents.
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01:03:30When did you get so sexy?
01:04:00I don't know.
01:04:30Ich bin mir bereit.
01:04:32Ich bin mir bereit.
01:04:34Ich bin mir bereit.
01:04:36Ich bin mir bereit.
01:04:38Ich bin mir bereit.
01:04:40Ich wollte ein bisschen mehr Wasser.
01:04:42Bereit zu gehen?
01:04:44Ja, ich bin. Ich will nicht in der Waffe.
01:04:46Oh ja, nicht mehr.
01:04:48Wir werden morgen ein bisschen mehr.
01:04:50Ich hatte keine Ahnung, was so gut.
01:04:52Ich habe es nicht gedacht.
01:04:54Ich habe es gut.
01:04:56Cool.
01:05:00Ich wollte nur auf dem Trollen gehen und nach Hause gehen.
01:05:10Die Trollen gehen von der Bühne.
01:05:12Ja, relax, Miles. Ich habe Roger Rabbit, auch.
01:05:14Was ist das?
01:05:16Oh, das ist die neue...
01:05:20...Catholic Church.
01:05:21Das ist es?
01:05:22Das ist es.
01:05:23Jesus, das ist falsch.
01:05:25Das ist nicht so schlecht.
01:05:27Das ist nicht so schlecht.
01:05:29Das ist nicht so schlecht.
01:05:31Ja, ich glaube, das war die erste Intention in der Middle Ages.
01:05:33Ja.
01:05:34Das macht mich lieber zu Home Depot.
01:05:35Sie haben es auch schon mal verstanden.
01:05:37Be nett.
01:05:38Ich habe es gesehen.
01:05:39Es ist schön.
01:05:40Es ist schön.
01:05:41Es ist schön.
01:05:42Es ist schön.
01:05:43Es ist nicht so schlecht.
01:05:44Es ist nicht so schlecht.
01:05:45Es ist die größte, die größte, die weltweite.
01:05:48Es ist nicht so schlecht.
01:05:49Es ist nicht so schlecht.
01:05:50Du bist nur auf die Architektur, weil es eine katholische Kirche ist.
01:05:52Nein, nein.
01:05:53Es ist auch nicht so schlecht.
01:06:20Ich denke, es wäre einiges便宜.
01:06:21Es ist so schlecht.
01:06:22Ich glaube, es ist ein Klingt, was ich so schlecht.
01:06:23Es ist drin.
01:06:24Es ist so gut.
01:06:25Es ist relativ, was es so schlecht.
01:06:26Es ist so wachsendig.
01:06:27Es ist so schön.
01:06:29Es ist so eine Kelleckung.
01:06:30Es ist auch nicht so schlecht, auf der Ex Beyond.
01:06:31Es ist so politically.
01:06:33Es ist so gut.
01:06:36Es ist so, wie es so schlecht ist.
01:06:37Es ist so glücklich.
01:06:39Es ist so schlecht.
01:06:40Es ist das, was ich das ist.
01:06:41Es ist das Vertreise.
01:06:42Es ist so gut, auf dem chilling.
01:06:43Es ist das, die Stilke Gottes.
01:06:44Es ist so gut.
01:06:45Es ist das, was ich nicht so schlecht.
01:06:46Es ist das, ist das, was ich das ist.
01:06:47In this case, yeah, that's the way it is.
01:06:54I want to get something from the gift shop.
01:06:56Do you want a drink?
01:06:57Gift shop?
01:06:59Yeah, it's a perfect example of how the Catholic Church
01:07:01really cares about people's inner spirituality.
01:07:04Jesus, Miles.
01:07:06My thoughts exactly.
01:07:07You're being a dick.
01:07:09I'm sorry.
01:07:10Did you want to buy, like, a $4 bottle of water?
01:07:13You want to buy, like, a $300 chintzy cross?
01:07:16Fucking go for it.
01:07:16They buy that shit on Broadway.
01:07:18That's what organized religion does.
01:07:19They buy it over there, then they bring it in here.
01:07:21They mark it up.
01:07:22They sell it to suckers.
01:07:23Don't get mad at me because I buy my shit on Broadway.
01:07:25I'm mad at you because you're being completely insensitive
01:07:28and close-minded.
01:07:29Since when did you become a fucking apologist
01:07:31for the organization that caused more wars
01:07:33than anybody else in the history of the world
01:07:34and fucking protects pedophiles?
01:07:36I'm not an apologist, Miles.
01:07:38Have you ever heard of Mother Teresa?
01:07:41Because she was Catholic and she's fucking cool.
01:07:42Oh, my God.
01:07:43How can you buy into the Catholic Church's line of BS?
01:07:46When did you become so religious?
01:07:49I'm not religious, Miles,
01:07:50but I respect other people who are.
01:07:52It's called respecting other people's beliefs and opinions
01:07:54even if they're different from yours.
01:07:56Yeah, but you have to be a fucking moron
01:07:57to buy into their line of BS.
01:07:59You know what?
01:07:59If your bullshit meter is, like, that faulty,
01:08:03then maybe you should just start rethinking everything
01:08:05because I don't think you're going to survive in New York.
01:08:07Like, if you could get duped
01:08:07by a bunch of 70-year-old white guys in Rome,
01:08:09I don't think any New Yorker
01:08:11is going to pay shit for your art.
01:08:13Maybe you should rethink everything, Miles.
01:08:18Because you know everything there is to know about L.A., right?
01:08:20But you don't know shit about yourself.
01:08:23Well, well, well, my fiancé is cheating on me.
01:08:26I hate being a teacher.
01:08:27I'm going to go cry in my mom's bed for three days.
01:08:29You know what?
01:08:29I don't have that.
01:08:31I don't have Mommy's shoulder to cry on.
01:08:34Do you ever hear me complaining about life, ever?
01:08:37No, because I'm too busy
01:08:38fucking taking care of everybody else, Miles.
01:08:40I take care of my mom, and then I took care of my dad,
01:08:42and now I'm here fucking taking care of you.
01:08:44When do I ever have time to take care of myself?
01:08:47And yeah, I might go to New York,
01:08:49and I might fucking fall on my ass,
01:08:51but you know what?
01:08:51At least I'll know that I fucking tried.
01:08:52I can look myself in the mirror at the end of the day
01:08:54and say, at least I'm not a giant fucking pussy like Miles.
01:08:57At least I fucking tried.
01:08:59I didn't fucking ask for you to come today.
01:09:04I didn't ask for any of this.
01:09:07Miles.
01:09:07No, game's over.
01:09:10Fuck it.
01:09:11Miles.
01:09:12Buckle off.
01:09:16Please, can we just go, please, together?
01:09:19I can't get you off my mind.
01:09:32I can't get you off my mind.
01:09:41I can't get you off my mind.
01:09:50I can't get you off my mind.
01:09:59Give me my phone.
01:10:03No.
01:10:04Becca, give me my phone.
01:10:05Game's over.
01:10:06Now you want to talk to her?
01:10:09You did not just do that.
01:10:10You did not just throw my phone into the lake.
01:10:12Go fish it out and see.
01:10:15Okay.
01:10:15No, no, no, no, don't.
01:10:20You're going to feel like shit for that.
01:10:22You know what?
01:10:22It's impossible to feel any shittier than you're making me feel right now.
01:10:27Last thing I wanted to do was burden anybody with my problems, okay?
01:10:30Remember, you came to me today.
01:10:32I didn't ask for you.
01:10:34I didn't ask for this day.
01:10:35And I'm still not asking for it.
01:10:48Miles, it's me.
01:10:51Look, I cheated, but I didn't have sex with anyone.
01:10:56We just got drunk at a bar and made out with some guy.
01:10:58I don't even know.
01:10:59It was really stupid, and I was really drunk, and I'm so sorry.
01:11:05I know we can work this out.
01:11:08Call me back, please.
01:11:10I love you so much.
01:11:12I...
01:11:12There's something that I never...
01:11:32I've never told anyone, but...
01:11:38My mom wasn't very religious, you know?
01:11:44But...
01:11:44At the end of the last few months, right before she died,
01:11:48she...
01:11:49She started talking to a priest.
01:11:52And although she was at her weakest from the chemotherapy, and...
01:12:01She was in so much pain.
01:12:06And she was...
01:12:10Withering away before my eyes.
01:12:12It's the only thing that gave her a sense of hope.
01:12:22So maybe it's bullshit, Miles.
01:12:23Maybe it's bullshit.
01:12:24I don't know.
01:12:25But...
01:12:27It made her feel better about dying.
01:12:29And for that, I will always be grateful.
01:12:37I'm sorry.
01:12:40Sorry about everything I said.
01:12:52Sam wanted to get married at that church.
01:12:54I said no.
01:13:05Well, we've bused.
01:13:07We've walked.
01:13:08We've subwayed all over the city.
01:13:09You know one thing we haven't done?
01:13:10Paddle boat.
01:13:12Paddle boat.
01:13:15How nice is this?
01:13:16My dad grew up right around here.
01:13:20Where?
01:13:21Angelino Heights.
01:13:22Oh, yeah?
01:13:23Yeah.
01:13:24It's where the house from Charmed is.
01:13:27You watched Charmed?
01:13:37Ah, Angelino Heights.
01:13:39I've got porch envy already.
01:13:40Porch envy?
01:13:41Yeah, I love porches.
01:13:42Since when?
01:13:43Remember my apartment in college?
01:13:442414?
01:13:45Great porch.
01:13:46People would just stop by, barbecue, drink beers.
01:13:49Porchers bring people together.
01:13:51Interesting.
01:13:52My dad grew up right around this corner.
01:13:55Want to check it out?
01:13:55Yeah.
01:14:01Whoa, this looks like a cool party.
01:14:03Sounds like they have a band.
01:14:04Come on.
01:14:05My dad's house is a couple down.
01:14:06Let's go.
01:14:06We're here, Dad.
01:14:06Let's go dance.
01:14:07We don't know anybody in there.
01:14:08So?
01:14:11Hipsters.
01:14:12Come on.
01:14:13Sounds like robot gangbang.
01:14:15Come on, let's go the food.
01:14:22What?
01:14:23Have you ever made it easier?
01:14:23What happens?
01:14:24Amazing.
01:14:25Let's go.
01:14:25HAVE YOU.
01:14:27Got you.
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01:15:03Houston, Houston
01:15:13Houston, do you remember us from the bus?
01:15:20Oh, yeah, sorry I was being a dick, I just had to take a shit
01:15:26Oh, yes, it's all good now, yeah
01:15:29So, uh, who do you guys know here?
01:15:32You!
01:15:33Yeah!
01:15:34Let's party!
01:15:36Yeah!
01:15:36Oh, my God, your hip is amazing!
01:15:53Thank you!
01:15:54It's so soft
01:15:55Ow!
01:15:56It smells like cotton candy, I love it
01:15:57Can we make out?
01:15:59Maybe later
01:16:00I'm glad you're wearing your best mask
01:16:01I hope you weren't planning on talking to your friend much tonight
01:16:08This is like both on love
01:16:10It's all good, I think she needs a miles break
01:16:12I'm Sarah
01:16:13I'm Miles
01:16:15I kind of got that
01:16:16I'm your love
01:16:18You better make sure
01:16:21You're spending time
01:16:23You're spending time
01:16:25That I'm doing great
01:16:26In the way
01:16:28You make it seem like we're doing great
01:16:32Sarah's gonna show me where the drinks are
01:16:56You want one?
01:16:57Yeah, give me one
01:16:57I'll be right back
01:16:58So, you're really from here?
01:17:12Yeah, I wasn't raised
01:17:13Wow, I don't think I've ever actually met someone from L.A.
01:17:17My dad grew up a couple houses down, that's actually why I was walking by
01:17:21Thanks for the beer, Miles
01:17:23Becca, fuck, sorry
01:17:25Oh, I'll go grab you one
01:17:27Oh, thanks
01:17:28Good day
01:17:32How do you know if you actually know someone?
01:17:43Uh, I think you just kind of know
01:17:45Isn't it kind of terrifying to think that, you know, like you think you might know someone
01:17:52But you really don't?
01:17:54What if we come up with a test?
01:17:57Is that possible?
01:17:57So you'll know, like, foolproof
01:17:59Is that possible?
01:18:00No
01:18:00Um, okay, how about this?
01:18:03What color are my eyes?
01:18:04Becca
01:18:04Miles, what color are my eyes?
01:18:07I'm like a dude, I don't know my mom's eye color
01:18:10It's like 15 years, dude
01:18:11What color are my eyes?
01:18:13It's a trick question
01:18:14How so?
01:18:16How so?
01:18:17Because your eyes change color with the light
01:18:20Yeah
01:18:24God, I was worried for a second
01:18:27Why?
01:18:28I don't know, maybe your eyes didn't change color with the light?
01:18:30I saw you, Target
01:18:31Nice light tonight
01:18:35Make me feel happy to be alive
01:18:38Like, if we could just look out into the stars
01:18:40And as the smoke clears
01:18:41And we see everything that's going on
01:18:43Taco Tuesday, roll out
01:18:45Oh, yeah
01:18:48What is that?
01:18:49Midnight bike ride around LA
01:18:51Gets kind of crazy
01:18:52Oh, that sounds fun
01:18:53I got a couple of bikes if you guys want to join
01:18:55Yeah
01:18:58One, two, three
01:19:00Hey, hey, hey
01:19:06Hey, hey, hey
01:19:09Wake up, kids
01:19:11We got the dreamer's disease
01:19:13The age 14
01:19:15They got you down on your knees
01:19:18So polite
01:19:19We're busy still saying please
01:19:23But when the night is falling
01:19:28You can't find the light
01:19:33You feel your dreams are dying
01:19:37Hold tight
01:19:39You got the music in you
01:19:43Don't let go
01:19:45You got the music in you
01:19:47One dance left
01:19:49This world is gonna pull through
01:19:51Don't give up
01:19:53You got a reason to live
01:19:55Can't forget
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