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Too Much Season 1 Episode 7
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00:00You know, she was saying some really fucked up shit to me while he was sleeping.
00:11Astrid.
00:12She was like telling me to get the fuck out of the house.
00:14I want to hang with my mama.
00:17That's really rude.
00:19You shouldn't be saying that to our guest.
00:20What else did you say?
00:22You said I was broke.
00:23You said I'm not as cool as I think I am.
00:26You said I had big waist man energy.
00:28I told you not to say that.
00:29That is so mean.
00:31She's a monster.
00:32I'm sorry.
00:34Fuck.
00:35I need to go.
00:36Oh shit.
00:37You know I could come with you.
00:38I mean the pictures of the house are so gorgeous.
00:40It's basically the estate I came here for.
00:43It's basically princess diaries.
00:45Yeah, I feel like going to parents is more of a be invited than invite yourself thing, no?
00:51Well, I thought we were kind of past that.
00:53Look, we've got time.
00:55It's just like I have stuff to sort out today.
00:59This can be boring.
01:00At least I wish I knew what stuff it was, but I don't want to be pushy.
01:04Then don't be pushy.
01:07See you later.
01:08You're awesome.
01:10Tell your mom I said hi if she asks who you're fucking during sex.
01:14I don't know.
01:19I mean, it's not a UTI.
01:21I've had those before.
01:22Okay, yeast infection?
01:24Nope.
01:24It could be chlamydia.
01:27I don't know.
01:27You know.
01:28Okay, honey.
01:29I'm actually really busy on my land acknowledgements committee and it's a Zoom meeting.
01:34So I'm going to just pass you on to grandma, okay?
01:37Finally.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Finally.
01:38Hello, honey.
01:42I hear your poom poom hurts.
01:45Wow.
01:46Word really travels fast.
01:48Is it a shallow pain or very deep on penetration?
01:52No, it's like really deep.
01:53It's like deep, deep inside of my body.
01:55Okay.
01:56Back in my time, we had a name for that.
01:59Honeymoon cystitis.
02:01What does that mean?
02:03You've overused the item.
02:06Wow.
02:07For only having sex with one person, you really know a lot.
02:09It's funny because I started our honeymoon a virgin.
02:14The first night, I was too tight.
02:17Just so nervous.
02:19The whole boat to Cuba.
02:21I couldn't do it.
02:22It was like my nunu was so shut.
02:25When we got to Cuba, we met up with our friends Nance and Charlie.
02:30Charlie says he wants to go to this exclusive club.
02:35Moments later, before we even ordered entrees, there was this woman on stage shooting golf balls
02:43right out her puss.
02:45A tiny man was catching them in his mouth.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:52Did you, like, freak?
02:53No, I didn't freak.
02:54I thought, well, if she could shoot golf balls, I could handle one mid-sized schlong.
03:02And you know what?
03:03After that, we had an amazingly adventurous sexual life.
03:07And I got to know that woman.
03:09And I became her understudy.
03:13Okay.
03:13That's an amazing story.
03:14It's hilarious in all the right places.
03:16I just, I don't know what to do about my sore insides right now.
03:19Oh, well, you just tell your guy, I adore you, you drive me wild, but we're overusing
03:26the hardware.
03:29Look at all these other cars.
03:31Well, that looks like a piece of hair.
03:31Look at the grey one.
03:32Yeah.
03:33No, look at the grey one properly.
03:35That looks like it's worth less than this car to me.
03:38I'm doing you a favour because I like your shoes.
03:40Okay, fine.
03:46Yeah.
03:46Yeah?
03:47Grand.
03:47Yeah.
03:47Yeah.
03:48Yeah.
04:03He's got long skinny legs and holes in his pants.
04:07I love the way things I've never really seen in his pants.
04:14Cause it's me, I made you in my intent.
04:19If I ask you to understand
04:23That I see what I see
04:28And I see what he means
04:33And I see what he means
04:37Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
04:40Ah, ah, ah.
05:04Hi.
05:05I'm waiting for 40 minutes.
05:19I had to watch a bunch of school children dance into their parents' arms.
05:22It was like 1997 all over again.
05:24So?
05:25Dance into mine.
05:27Come on.
05:28Baby.
05:29Dance, my little old baby.
05:34Say hi.
05:35Hello.
05:36How are you?
05:37I'm alright.
05:38Oh my.
05:43My little one.
05:45Okay.
05:47The dog.
05:48Yeah, right?
05:49Mm.
05:50Crazy.
05:51Yeah.
05:52She looks sick.
05:53Is she to die soon?
05:54No, she's not dying.
05:55That's just what she looks like.
05:56She's expressing so much with her eyes.
05:57She's expressing so much with her eyes.
05:58She's saying love me well.
05:59Love me well.
06:00I have to go from here or something.
06:01The dog?
06:02Yeah.
06:03Yeah, right?
06:04Mm.
06:05Crazy.
06:06Yeah.
06:07She looks sick.
06:08Is she to die soon?
06:09No, she's not dying.
06:10That's just like what she looks like.
06:11She's expressing so much with her eyes.
06:12She's saying love me well.
06:16I have to go from here or something.
06:17The dog?
06:18Yeah.
06:19Mama, I'm showing you the picture because of the girl.
06:22What?
06:23Uh, this girl?
06:24This girl?
06:25Yeah.
06:27Ah, she feels so late.
06:43She won't grow away.
06:47Yeah, okay.
06:48Yeah, okay.
06:51But I like Jacqueline's eyes.
06:54Jessica? Do you mean Jessica?
06:56I call her what makes sense to me.
06:58Okay. All right.
07:02How is, uh, how's Pa doing?
07:07You know, he's focused.
07:10He's going to get us out of this.
07:13I feel like it's a bit late for that.
07:16Kind of running out of luck, don't you think?
07:20I actually feel like if he just accepted that,
07:23then, like, you two could just get on and enjoy your lives for once.
07:26No, no, no, no, no, Fifi.
07:28He is my knight in shining armour.
07:35I chose him, so what choice do I have now but to believe?
07:41No, not to believe, to know.
07:46Yeah, you want to stop by the old house?
07:49No, thanks.
07:50Maybe we'll buy it back, hmm?
07:54Maybe you can't live there with none again.
07:58Jim Setter?
07:59Jessica.
08:00Ah, Jessica, maybe.
08:02Yeah.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Your baby's sleeping in your old bed.
08:07You never know.
08:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:11Ah!
08:12Yeah.
08:13That's right.
08:15Mm-hmm.
08:16There it is.
08:17Ah, look at her.
08:19Mm-hmm, there it is.
08:29Look at her.
08:34I mean, it's not our house.
08:39We have lived there for what, like, 15 years?
08:4414 years.
08:47OK.
08:50Shall we go?
08:54What the fuck?
09:06Are you trying to get me arrested for trespassing or something?
09:14It's not how it works.
09:15That's not the law.
09:17OK, fuck it.
09:24You coming?
09:26I stay here.
09:30Cool.
09:31We could both get arrested on separate charges.
09:34Good work.
09:47You come in.
09:49Good work.
09:50Good work.
09:52Not terribly bad.
10:22Eh?
10:23It's amazing.
10:24I wrote that in only ten minutes, after Ma ran away for the weekend with Leland Fellows.
10:43I love it.
10:45What's I thinking?
10:47Huh, Fifi?
10:49Well, it's a...
10:50Don't tell me, darling.
10:53Please.
10:58Don't hang up.
10:59Please, Baron.
11:00Please.
11:01I love you so much.
11:04I can't promise I won't do something awful.
11:07You don't need anybody who makes you sad.
11:12How did you get so wise, my wise little boy?
11:18You know why you're here, don't you, Felix?
11:21I...
11:23I think so.
11:25I work hard for this life and to pay for you to attend a very fine school.
11:31And the deal is, you must at least try not to let yourself down and let me down in the process.
11:42Even this.
11:43This.
11:44This just shows you aren't even trying.
11:49It's okay.
11:50It's okay.
11:51You come in.
11:52Are you alright, Mama?
11:53Your father, he lives in his own world, so...
12:10Here I am in my own world.
12:19Mama?
12:20Pa?
12:29When do they come back?
12:31When will who come back?
12:32Pa and Mama have been gone for so long.
12:35I don't feel so well.
12:37I have a fever.
12:38Who's looking after you?
12:40Who cooks for you?
12:41Who cleans for you?
12:42Who makes your dinner?
12:43You do.
12:45And who's here when you wake up and when you go to sleep?
12:49You are.
12:50When will you get it through your head?
12:52They aren't here.
12:54Now tell me you love me.
12:59I love you.
13:01Say it again, louder.
13:03I love you.
13:25Hey.
13:26Hey, my boy.
13:27Well, I hope you are nice and hungry, Felix, because this is quite a tachycardia roast.
13:34You know we're not a hired helper.
13:36Do you want to lend us a hand?
13:37She doesn't have to.
13:38Yeah, yeah.
13:39Oh, thank you.
13:42You are so kind.
13:43Can someone, um, swap me here?
13:44Actually, now I've got my...
13:45Ah!
13:46The tachycardia I'm suffering from makes me dizzy sometimes.
13:49Self-diagnosed.
13:50Self-diagnosed.
13:51Self-diagnosed tachycardia.
13:52Don't know what it is.
13:54The NHS has one year waiting lists, Felix.
13:57Broken fucking country.
13:59And frankly, yes, I'm going to use the internet.
14:05And my best preserved organ, the pancreas.
14:09I'd rather be dead than leave here.
14:14Mata suyu kotoyu.
14:16Hi, your Japanese is so weird.
14:17Cool dinner chat, guys.
14:18Can I just ask Ma, is that like an empty threat, or are you just telling us what you're
14:22going to do?
14:23I never sleep.
14:25It's torture.
14:26The sound of the light bulbs.
14:32It'll soon be alright.
14:34Look, I'm in talks with Jack Dubov, okay?
14:38And I'm thinking of investing in a small enterprise that offers car insurance to people with
14:44heavy police records.
14:45Oh, nice.
14:46Glad to hear you're finding a way to make the world a better place.
14:49Ask her.
14:50He's a narcissist, you know.
14:52Really?
14:53Yeah.
14:54That has never crossed my mind.
14:55What does that know?
14:56No, and it's so lonely now with your girl, my only playmate.
15:01You know that?
15:02Have you thought about, like, do you know what a friend is, Ma?
15:05Could maybe think about getting some friends.
15:07Really?
15:08I don't know.
15:09She's entirely devoid of friends.
15:12I'm moving out, you know.
15:14At the moment I find a job.
15:16My friend Justine has a massive boiler room.
15:18Did you say boiler room?
15:19Yeah.
15:20That's a euphemism.
15:21Can I even say?
15:22Please don't tell me off about this.
15:24I'm exhausted.
15:26My mind feels crispy.
15:28What?
15:29That's resourceful.
15:30I was going to say that's, like, resourceful.
15:32Like, good for you.
15:33Oh.
15:34Boiler room, yeah.
15:35Sounds cosy.
15:36Oh, that's nice.
15:37I thought that you were teasing me.
15:38You've always teased me, even though I'm ten years older than you.
15:40And it's meant to be reversed.
15:41Potatoes and Yorkshire's a bit.
15:43Yeah, yeah.
15:44I could say that you're a cocaine shovel with holes in all your stuff.
15:47I'm genuinely not teasing you.
15:48I genuinely think that is a resourceful choice to make and you're always making resourceful
15:52decisions and I respect you.
15:53Also, like, in your own fucked up way, you're kind of a brave person.
15:57Right, guys?
15:58Also, in terms of cocaine, I don't know if this has penetrated for anyone, but I've actually
16:02been clean for, like, nearly three years now.
16:04Felix!
16:05Yeah, cool.
16:06No one cares.
16:07Do you have space for the piano where you're living now?
16:10Why?
16:11You're getting rid of it, finally.
16:12He asks me this every year.
16:13But...
16:14Swedish death, they call it.
16:15No, that's the answer.
16:16It's the act of releasing all your worldly goods before you've left the planet.
16:22It means your descendants don't have to squabble and, you know, sort through your detritus.
16:28So your children can mourn your passing without haggling with an auction house or hunting
16:35for stories.
16:36Family, could we please talk a bit about Daryl?
16:39I really like him.
16:41I may even L-O-V-E him.
16:44His eyes, they are the strangest shade of red.
16:47Oh, cool.
16:48Like a vampire?
16:49No, more like a bunny.
16:50Oh, and you know, he's a party clown, which means he's wonderful with children.
16:54Have you heard of John Wayne Gacy?
16:56Yeah, that's what that normally means.
16:57He found a bunch of baby squirrels on Long Mind and he just fed them various milks.
17:03Various milks?
17:05Of course, they're like bunny-down squirrel babies.
17:07Don't make fun.
17:09He could be my husband.
17:10Who are you?
17:11Your brother-in-law.
17:12Who are you?
17:13Your brother-in-law.
17:14You love to love a lion.
17:15No?
17:16For that, we love you.
17:17Just to love someone who never moves you to a bungalow.
17:21Whoa, she burned.
17:22Ouch.
17:23You know, a single rabbit can have a thousand babies in her lifetime.
17:28And if it's a male one, tens of thousands more.
17:31That's why the phrase, to fuck like bunnies, has entered the lexicon.
17:35It's interesting, isn't it?
17:36You know, learning the origins of our words and phrases.
17:40Thanks, Pa.
17:41Yeah.
17:42Thanks, Pa.
17:43Mm.
17:44I feel like if she did kill herself, you'd just be like, quoting facts over her grave.
17:47Yeah, I need a gravy sauce.
17:49I need it.
17:51Thank you so much.
17:52Where did you say, Pa?
17:53So, uh, you have it?
17:56Yeah.
17:57I don't understand why we have to do it out here, like, some kind of drug deal.
18:00I don't want to, I don't want to trouble your mother.
18:03She's been through a lot and worry doesn't agree with her.
18:06Her head's been aching.
18:08What are you even going to do with a thousand quid?
18:10Uh, well, half is for bills.
18:13The other half is to start a payment plan with Jean-Philippe.
18:17Buy back the house.
18:20With 500 quid?
18:22Well, it'll show him I'm good for it, you know.
18:25But you're not good for it.
18:27Fine, look, it's not my business.
18:29I don't know what you want.
18:33It's just temporary, you know.
18:35It's, um, I'll soon get out of this little hole.
18:37We'll get the house back.
18:39You know me, Felix.
18:41I've always been a bit of a chancer.
18:43I've had plenty of success in my life.
18:46Have I paid for my parents to live through their golden years?
18:50But you lot through school?
18:52Not quite in my case.
18:54But, uh, I admit, I sometimes fly a little close to the sun, but I land on my feet.
19:02It's funny, because you always got so angry with me when I took chances.
19:06Like when I moved to London, quit school, try to be a musician.
19:09You were livid.
19:10Yeah, well, here's the thing about chances.
19:13Um, they've got to come off.
19:17Okay.
19:19How's this one going for you?
19:21Do you know what, Pa?
19:23I sort of feel like we need to get a bit real about this.
19:25It's not like you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
19:28Wasn't your dad some Hungarian immigrant who delivered milk in Croydon?
19:32Who told you you were supposed to become some fucking lord?
19:35I had a dream about my father last week.
19:40It was the strangest thing.
19:42And I looked at him and I said,
19:44Henry, what are you doing here?
19:48And he stared straight back at me.
19:51And he said, Simon, don't be a servant to fortune.
19:57Okay.
19:58What the fuck does that mean?
20:00Don't live your life in search of luck.
20:03Because maybe we each get so much luck in our life
20:08and we must be grateful for the luck we have
20:11and stop hunting for more.
20:14Look, thank you for this.
20:16Thank you for the walking around money.
20:18I suppose there comes a time when every child
20:21takes over from their parent.
20:23We spent what we had on you.
20:25Now it's your turn.
20:27You're not going to ask me where I got it from?
20:30Well, I assume you didn't steal it.
20:34I assume you didn't steal it.
20:36I assume you didn't steal it.
20:37I assume you didn't steal it.
20:39I will hear you.
20:40If you're right I can't do it.
20:54You'd be.
20:58Nice walk for my man.
21:00Nice work for my man.
21:04Glorious.
21:06Oh, hi.
21:08Okay, I'm off.
21:10Bye.
21:12Where's this?
21:14See ya.
21:16Bye, Ma.
21:18Love you.
21:20Okay.
21:22We all have pain.
21:28Hmm?
21:30We haven't made it perfect.
21:32Hmm?
21:36But we have tried.
21:40Okay. Bye.
21:42Thanks, Ma.
21:44See ya.
21:46Okay.
21:48See ya, Pa.
21:50Hope so.
21:58Naughty.
22:00Someone throw a bucket of water over her.
22:06You did.
22:08When Victoria ascended the throne in 1837,
22:12the possibility of marriage to her...
22:16Hi.
22:18Oh, hi.
22:20Oh my god, did you know that Queen Victoria is the reason why lesbians are legal?
22:24Other than that, her life's been a real snooze.
22:26How was your day?
22:28I feel like I'd make a really good royal actually,
22:30because I just love sitting on tuffets and stuff.
22:36Are you alright?
22:37Yeah.
22:38No, something's wrong. What's wrong?
22:40No, I'm literally just arriving.
22:44Why are you staring at me like that? Fucking hell.
22:48What happened?
22:52Something happened. I want to know what happened.
22:54I don't want to be like an emotional detective.
22:56Actually nothing's happened. I'm just like making a cup of tea.
23:00Okay.
23:04What the fuck are you doing?
23:06I did that because I know it's all plastic.
23:08And I'm trying to shock you.
23:10So tell me what's going on.
23:12I mean, I can tell you, but like if I do, there's no like I'm saying it.
23:16We can't go back to a time when I haven't said it to you.
23:20And maybe you don't want to know.
23:22I always want to know.
23:24Well...
23:26My parents don't live in that fancy house anymore.
23:28They live in like a weird bungalow by the airport.
23:32And...
23:34I sold my car this morning.
23:36Because my dad has like £70 in his bank account.
23:38And then I got so angry with his whole way of being that...
23:42I stole it back.
23:44My sister's in her 40s.
23:46She still plays with cuddly toys.
23:48And my mum's...
23:50Like constantly threatening to kill herself.
23:52They sound fun.
23:54Yeah.
23:56They're fun.
23:58Oh fuck's sake.
24:10I'm trying to fucking tell you something.
24:12You keep fucking like crowding me out.
24:14I'm just trying to be nice.
24:16I'm just gonna stay here.
24:17But I just want you to know that there's like a shaking woman in the kitchen.
24:20Because I want to help.
24:21But I'm not...
24:22I will give you space.
24:23And I'll just be here in the kitchen.
24:29Honey.
24:30What's wrong?
24:39I was brought up by a nanny.
24:42Because my parents were always...
24:46Fucking doing something.
24:48And...
24:51She wasn't a very nice person.
24:53I guess.
24:57And like...
25:00Mum and Dad were always like...
25:04Too wrapped up in their own shit to notice.
25:06That there was like a...
25:10You know like a kiddie fiddler living in the house.
25:12With their children.
25:14Oh my god.
25:16Like she molested you?
25:20Yeah.
25:21That's what kiddie fiddler means.
25:24You know I...
25:25I think a babysitter did something to me once.
25:29I don't know for sure.
25:30But...
25:31I always feel weird when I see this certain colour of tile.
25:34What is this?
25:35Like I'm the last off now?
25:37Oh my god no.
25:38I'm sorry.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:40I was just...
25:41I was saying that because I'm here and I'm not scared because I'm here and I'm not scared and I see you.
25:47I'm just trying to make you feel better because I'm sorry that happened.
25:50I have a very chaotic mind and you're going to start to notice.
26:01And like I was never really tucked in as a kid.
26:04So like whenever it gets dark I always get this weird feeling that like everyone's going to a party without me.
26:13And I don't know maybe that's why I'm like always trying to find a party or something.
26:17You were never tucked in?
26:25Huh?
26:26You were never tucked in?
26:28Okay.
26:29So in a traditional tucking at my house first I have to make you kind of a burrito.
26:35Okay.
26:36Do you feel good?
26:37Do you want your arms out?
26:38Do you want your arms out or in?
26:39Yeah sure.
26:40Okay.
26:41And then I would do waterfalls like that.
26:46What?
26:47Does that feel nice?
26:50You have to take it seriously.
26:52Okay.
26:53Sorry.
26:54Yeah.
26:55Nice and relaxed.
26:56Yeah that is kind of nice.
26:58It's kind of nice.
26:59No, no.
27:02What?
27:03I adore you.
27:05You drive me wild but honey we're overusing the hardware.
27:08It's not about that.
27:09Not tonight okay?
27:10Understood.
27:11And plus it's weird because I'm tucking you in.
27:13So stay focused.
27:15Okay.
27:16Don't make it sexual.
27:17Yeah.
27:18Yeah.
27:19Check out.
27:20Okay.
27:21And now I'm going to sing to you.
27:24But I'm a little bit rusty.
27:26So I'm nervous.
27:29But this is like my dad's favorite song that you would always sing to us okay?
27:34Okay.
27:35Oh a song will lift as the mainsail shifts and the boat drifts onto the shoreline and the
27:52sun will respect every face on the deck the hour that the ship rolls in.
28:03And the fan will roll out a carved bit of gold for your weary toes to be a touching.
28:14And the ship's wise men will remind you once again that the whole wide world is watching.
28:30I love you.
28:31I love you.
28:32I love you.
28:35I love you.
28:39I love you.
28:41I love you.
28:42I love you.
28:45was all but one all alone smoking his last cigarette said where you've been
28:59he should ask me anything where were you and all i needed was a call
29:10that never came to the corner of first and i'm a star lost and insecure
29:20you found me you found me
29:40you
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