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Too Much Season 1 Episode 5
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00:00You
00:21There's no way I
00:24Don't know I don't think anything happens to us after we die. Excuse me. No, she's right
00:30Bugs ate us hmm. Well last week. You said you was a spiritual babe now
00:53Oh, yeah one oh
00:55Hi, I
00:57Said it was gonna be low-key, but this is like really low-key. I saw a loose pig. Oh, yeah duck taking a bath
01:04Just is it orgy? Oh, hi Jessica heard a lot about you. Shut the fuck up, man. That's all
01:10Don't forget my lady woman Pamela. Sorry Pamela. God you look like someone famous. Who is it?
01:15I don't think anyone could look this beautiful
01:18Rachel Lee cook got it. Who's that? She's all that 90s icon
01:23You know, she takes off her glasses. She's hot now, but she was always hot. She was in those um
01:27Say no to drug PSA's, you know, this is your brain on heroin
01:32Yeah, we don't we don't know
01:33I just gave me some freaks. I'm such a legend in hell. How many of you had now?
01:38Hey, do you want one? No, I'm alright. This is Demby
01:41So pure temper, man. He's just trying to keep a healthy vibe, man
01:44Shit, we should go get our stuff together in a minute. Our stuff is together man. Look at this place
01:49It's a pig farm. We're playing to pigs. Hey, this is Jess. Jess, this is Polly. Nice to meet you. Hi. Hiya. Whoa, we kissed. I love it. Thanks so much for coming. Hi, how are you? You look so good. Yeah, um, Polly's gonna hang with you while we're playing. Is that alright? Yeah. Oh my god. I'm really yeah, as cool as your jacket is. Oh, merci.
02:07Oh, okay. Bye bye. Bonne baby. Comme le vent. Oui.
02:16What? Bonjour.
02:18Let me introduce you, Jessica. Yeah. I'm Polly. And I'm Polly. Hi. Polly health. Three beautiful Polly's beautiful ladies in England. If it's easier, people call her Polly A, me Polly WP and her Polly NTD. NTD.
02:34It's not easier. It's harder to, it's more to memorize. Um, I'll just say, Polly, get over here and you three will come. Yeah. That was loud.
02:43So you guys know, um, Felix for a long time. You've known him, like he's like a cousin and just hanging around. You guys know him so well.
02:49Do you remember when Felix was 17 and then he dressed like Sid Vitcher? And then he had that minor male eating disorder. Do you remember that?
02:56Yeah. I thought he would die. Like I wanted to breastfeed him, you know, to keep him like alive. To nourish it. Yeah.
03:01But you did it. Breastfeed him. Did you? No, I tried, but no milk. You know how it is. If you have no eggs, it doesn't work.
03:06Hello, Hackney. We are Sleeth. This is for the piggies and the donkeys and all you other mad fuckers. And this is Push Tuck.
03:14Okay, what do you want? Can I have a Negroni, please?
03:32Groni? Beer. Immediately. Actually, a Peroni.
03:36Yep. Oh, I'm good with water. I'm not really drinking these days. I'm kind of sober.
03:40Oh, cool. Me neither. I only drink beer. It helps me to stay hot.
03:46So, one of you went to Portugal with Felix?
03:49Oh, you did. Wasn't that the trip?
03:51Well, he fell off the cliff.
03:53Yeah.
03:54And Polly ran to bottom and he was just sitting up, waiting for Galski like nothing had happened.
03:58Oh, my God. That's so good.
04:00And then I sunburned my corneas because I was staring directly at an eclipse and they left me in a dark room for like a week on my own.
04:07I can't. What?
04:07It's true. Yeah. You didn't hear about that?
04:09Oh, my God. I do remember this story. Felix, I love when he tells me his stories. I know so much about him. He shares a lot.
04:16Cheers, bitches.
04:17Cheers.
04:18Water and boring.
04:20Cheers.
04:21Cheers.
04:21Cheers.
04:21Cheers.
04:22Cheers.
04:22Cheers.
04:23Cheers.
04:23Cheers.
04:24Cheers.
04:24Cheers.
04:25Amazing day.
04:26We're having an amazing day.
04:27Yes.
04:28What can we say? We're having an amazing day, right, girls?
04:30Yeah, true.
04:31So, which one of you is the closest to Felix in like a family, sort of, you're my sister, you're my homie, my main homie sort of way.
04:37Like, oh, I can't imagine my life without you, but it's like in a very sibling, sibling way.
04:42I mean, it's all of us, isn't it?
04:43Yeah.
04:44Non-hierarchical friendship, you know?
04:46Which one of you feels like you're really creatively in line with him and what he believes in and what is important in life and love for him?
04:53Which one of you is like the most like, you know, you're my confidant. I will tell you everything, you know, late nights, early mornings, let's go to a diner.
04:59Wow.
05:00Did I sleep for a long time? Like, it was so long I can't remember the question.
05:04So he tells all of us everything. Three musketeers, you know? But like four.
05:08Okay, fine. Um, sure. All right, here we go. So you and Felix used to fuck?
05:13Oh, wow. Please don't say that vulgar. No, it's, uh, I don't know, I felt really safe with him for the ten years that we all know.
05:20Yikes. That's a long time.
05:22Yeah, big time. And yeah, I learned a lot about myself. But now he's more like my child or like, who knows, my fifth husband.
05:30And there will be five. At least. Hey, Felix. Felix? He's probably looking for something.
05:38I saw Demi lick his phone, so they're probably racking up.
05:41Mmm. No, they're not. He's, um, sober, so they're not racking up, they're not racking down.
05:46Felix is not sober. Is he? No, he's not. But I'm really excited to see him play such a good philanderer.
05:54Wait, what?
05:55I mean, orator. He's an amazing orator. Like, his chat in between his songs is f***ing great.
06:01Lol, they mean such different things.
06:03They don't.
06:04Philanderer and orator, are you joking? It's good. Do you know he doesn't have a good chat?
06:09Oh, are you taking a picture? Yeah, I'd like to capture a discomfort moment.
06:13Oh, get another one, I'll smile. No.
06:16Okay.
06:18Hey, cutie. Hey, you.
06:20Can't talk now.
06:21Are out of here.
06:22Just saying no. Let's do it. Let's get the cat.
06:24Do you want some of that?
06:26No, no. I don't think that I should try cocaine. I mean, my heart's, like, racing as we speak, so.
06:31It's cat. It's not coke.
06:33I mean? Petamine? Oh, no. No. God, no. I mean, I read in the Daily Mail that it turned your gallbladder into marbles.
06:41I mean, yeah, if you snort it all day, every day for like a decade, maybe.
06:45Yeah, no, it's okay. It's just reality will leave you and you're gonna have big ideas.
06:50Again, I'm sober curious, so I'm not even drinking. So get the stuff away from me. I won't be able to stop.
06:56I'll have to go, I'll have to get help. I do not want that, no. I've, I, a lot of stuff went down in New York that I really don't want to talk about. Stop asking me.
07:04Ah! Home invasion! You write that up in blood, bastard!
07:08You know what? Okay. Let's do it. I will have some. I will have some.
07:13Well, every woman worth her salt will, will, is, should try it. Try it once. Every, I'll try everything once. Doesn't mean I'll try it twice.
07:23Get it, girl. Let's do it. I can't wait to do ketamine with my girl. It's a big bag.
07:28Push, jump, push, jump!
07:31Oh my God.
07:34Push, jump, push, jump, push, jump!
07:48Oh my God. Oh, you want to listen to that stuff?
07:51She just needed a lorry full of cat. Do you want some?
07:54I, I, it's too late to start it out. I'm gonna, uh, you know.
07:57You know, I wonder if it's too late.
07:59I feel like, you're so pretty.
08:02Yeah, it's gonna be okay.
08:04The camera.
08:16Bit of a dirty cat. I'm not above it.
08:19Please, don't have any jalousies with me, you know?
08:21No.
08:22Like, when you're young, you have sex with everyone you love.
08:24I mean, that's how you know you love them.
08:26And Felix was there when my mom disappeared from a boat in Marseille.
08:30And he walked me through the dark very gently.
08:33That's why he's just my friend.
08:35I feel like there's, like, a delay.
08:37Like, you're talking, but I'm like, do you hear me?
08:39Like, do you hear me if I go, like,
08:41Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo?
08:43Do you hear that if I'm doing that?
08:45You hear the sound like I'm doing, like, an alarm sound?
08:47You hear my alarm sound?
08:48You're sweet. Like, really.
08:50Oh, my God. There it is.
08:52My soul's leaving its body like an Uber.
08:54I-I have so many questions.
08:56I-I can't go. I have questions.
08:58Like, when a triplet dies,
09:00do the other two triplets become twins?
09:02Like, are they just like, yeah, I'm a triplet,
09:05but don't ask about the other one?
09:06Or do I have a soul phone and then a regular phone?
09:08Like, a regular phone to text my family on,
09:10and then a soul phone is, like, when you really, really connect?
09:13Am I the Meghan Merkle of, like, fat white bitches?
09:16Please, do not look at me like a monster.
09:19I'm not looking at you like a monster.
09:21I'm looking at you like a cat.
09:23You look like a cat!
09:25And-and cats scare me because I don't know what they're thinking.
09:27They're so selfish.
09:28They're just, like, I need to sleep.
09:30And Felix is probably up in the clouds searching for me.
09:32Or maybe he's gone down into the pits of hell
09:34to see if the flames are licking me.
09:36He probably thinks I'm dead.
09:37He probably thinks I'm dead!
09:38Oh, everyone knows you're alive!
09:40Ah!
09:41Breathe, breathe with me.
09:47No, like, normally, like, no tone.
09:49Are you trying to fuck me right now?
09:51Huh?
09:52But you two never.
09:53Don't say never.
09:54I'm really sexy.
09:55You just need to see me without all my sweaters on.
09:57Oh, I already see everything.
09:58I'm just saying, like, I'm trying to-to bring you to calm.
10:01And when you breathe slowly, you can self-soothe.
10:04Don't need the tongue or anything.
10:06Just in.
10:07Just take Felix.
10:09Just take him.
10:10It'll be like taking a purse off an old lady.
10:12Tell me about it.
10:13No, no.
10:14Tell me about how it is when you guys make love.
10:16Oh, wow.
10:17No, no.
10:18It's like all love was quite toxic.
10:19We...
10:20Neither of us like to be told what to do,
10:22so we triggered each other.
10:23And now that we say bye to sex,
10:25I can feel his heart,
10:27which is so pure and it always has beads.
10:30It's just, like, he's my friend,
10:32and I'm glad to have him by my side.
10:34But, yeah, I'm lucky that he wanna be
10:37because I was really not so easy to handle during those days.
10:41I had a lot of anger,
10:43and I expressed myself way much more with my body
10:46than my words.
10:47Let's see, he loves it.
10:48Oh!
10:49No, it was more like punching him in the face,
10:51but anyway, he is loyal in his way.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55It's okay, we all have to accept the role we play in relationships,
10:58you know?
10:59But what if you didn't play a role in the relationship?
11:02You know, like,
11:03what if your behavior was literally perfect
11:05because you're a perfect angel,
11:06and then the other person changed,
11:07and the other person got really mean like a monster?
11:09I'm asking for my cousin friend, Shelby.
11:12Cousin friend?
11:13Uh, I would say to this Shelby that
11:16even heroes make mistakes when it comes to love.
11:19Okay?
11:20You're right.
11:21You're right, Polly.
11:23Heroes make mistakes.
11:26Heroes make mistakes.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:28Have you seen her over there?
11:30She is killing the vibe.
11:31We put her out there.
11:32This is embarrassing.
11:33Someone do a false check on the vibe
11:35because it is deadly.
11:36Okay, you know what?
11:37You know what?
11:38I think you should just like...
11:39I shouldn't have saying.
11:40Why did I do that?
11:41I don't know what's happening.
11:43You should go to your place,
11:45lie on your bed,
11:46walk through your memory,
11:47talk to the small girl you were,
11:49and have a nice sleep on a fluffy pillow.
11:52Okay?
11:53You come over, we order a pizza,
11:54we watch a movie.
11:55Yeah, I don't think so,
11:56but I will send you pictures.
11:57Okay.
12:07You're alone in the rhythm of somewhere.
12:12You're alone in the rhythm of somewhere.
12:17You're alone in the rhythm of somewhere.
12:22You're alone in the rhythm of somewhere.
12:38You're alone in the rhythm of somewhere.
12:52mooi
13:15Hey, you've reached the office of Ruliksfemin
13:17I don't really want a voice message,
13:19I find them, sort of violent.
13:20Anyway, peace. Bye.
13:44Come on.
13:46Just say something.
13:48I know you can.
14:18Oh, we're not done. We're not done.
14:20Uh, your friend said they were going to the next bar.
14:22Okay, well, where'd they say they were going?
14:25They just said the next bar.
14:27Okay, well, I was still working on my pizza.
14:29Okay, well, no one asked me to protect your pizza.
14:31You shouldn't clear food right away when someone's, like, in the bathroom.
14:35They're probably coming back to eat the food.
14:37What do you want?
14:38Just maybe you give me another slice or something.
14:40You can get another drink, and then you can get a pizza ticket.
14:43That's how it works.
14:44Okay, I don't want a drink. I want my pizza.
14:46Okay, well, that's our policy, so I don't really know what to tell you.
14:48You really shouldn't mock the customers.
14:50You started it.
14:51What if that's how my voice sounds all the time?
14:54Hey.
14:55Hi.
14:56Hi.
14:57You know, I was this close to saying something to save your pizza, and then I chickened out.
15:04Hindsight's always 20-20.
15:06You really should have said something. I screamed at that perfect person.
15:11Oh, I know. I'm sorry.
15:13I'm not normally that fired up.
15:15The pizza's really amazing. It's, like, the perfect pizza.
15:18It's like pizza from home alone.
15:20Perfect crust. Perfect amount of cheese.
15:22Thank you. Thank you.
15:23It's, like, everybody's always, like, Deferro's is the best, you know?
15:26But, no, this is, like, mamma mia.
15:29This is authentic pizza right here.
15:33I own Deferro's.
15:34Oh, that's you?
15:35You don't like that place? That's my place.
15:38Oh. Hey, come with me.
15:40Hi.
15:41Stop.
15:42How are you?
15:43Fine.
15:44Um, I couldn't help but notice that you had some, uh, pizza tickets lying about.
15:48Oh, yeah.
15:49And I was wondering if we could maybe grab a few?
15:52Uh, sure.
15:53My friend here, she, uh, recently had a family tragedy.
15:56Oh, man.
15:57My family's died. It's dead.
15:59Yeah, and the only thing that could cheer her up is...
16:02Oh, yeah.
16:03Okay, thank you.
16:04No worries.
16:05Anyway, yes.
16:06I'm really sorry about your family.
16:08You're really crazy.
16:09Why?
16:10That was really crazy. You didn't know that guy.
16:11Okay, but...
16:12What if he is his hero killer and he's gonna kill us because we stole the ticket?
16:16I mean, them's in the breaks, right?
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:18Um, I'm Zev, by the way.
16:21Zeb?
16:22Zev, with a V.
16:24Zeb.
16:25Am I saying that right? With a B?
16:26No, you're not saying it right.
16:27You're saying a B?
16:28You're a jerk.
16:29It's like ecstasy.
16:30It's like ecstasy.
16:31It's like ecstasy.
16:32It's like ecstasy.
16:33Oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:34Comes off the backs, the sand, out of its war.
16:39But surely it hurts to leave and she hits like ecstasy.
16:55Wow, thank you. I like the spin. That was nice.
17:00That's a chin.
17:25Let me just see if my roommates are here. You have roommates? I don't want to, like, wait them up.
17:40Sarah? Jessica? Parker? Is anyone home?
17:46Wait, that was really funny. I thought that you had roommates.
17:52Oh, no, I do have roommates. Their names are DJ, Stephanie, Kimmy Gibbler, Uncle Jesse.
18:22Oh, my God.
18:37Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy 29th birthday. Dear Jessica, I love you.
18:47You do? Yeah. A lot. Like, so fucking much.
18:56I love you so much. I never dreamed of being loved by someone like you. I feel like you're better than my dreams.
19:05Aw.
19:14Thank you. This might have melted. I'm gonna have it for lunch.
19:18I, uh, I scared a lady before you, actually. Really?
19:21Yeah, and then we made out. No!
19:23Too shocked, but... I think happy, maybe?
19:26And remember, my man, no cheating. All right? I know it seems easy now, but it'll get you in the end. I promise.
19:32Trust me. Unless you're rich, then you can cheat all you want, but not before that.
19:36Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Let him cheat. He can cheat.
19:39Some of the most intelligent people cheat.
19:41This looks like Francis II. It does. Look at that.
19:44Why are you mortaring so much? I'm not mortaring. I'm pestling. Or pestling.
19:48I don't know, because this is what you said to make it really...
19:50I know, but what is, what are you even... That's too much.
19:53It's pepper and other pepper. That's too much.
19:55Zev. Yeah? Zev, honey. Could I trouble you to take off my sock?
20:00Your sock? Uh, yes, please. It would be an honor. Would you like a massage, too?
20:06Oh, I'd love a massage. Don't rip her socks off like that. It's so sexual.
20:11Oh, stop it. It's adorable. Look at him.
20:14I do great foot massages.
20:15He reminds me so much of my deceased husband, Henry.
20:18Where'd he say?
20:19Oh, he was a terribly cruel man, but he, like, had that gap in his teeth. I could never get over it.
20:26Well, it's called a diastema. I looked it up recently. Yeah.
20:29Oh, he never told me that.
20:30Careful, Zev. This is how the salmon women get you.
20:32Hold the glass, please.
20:33First it's the sock, and then it's a disorienting compliment, and then the next thing you know,
20:37you're picking your son up from capoeira, and you haven't had sex in six months.
20:41Let's not pretend that you've ever picked up your kid from anywhere, anytime, anyhow.
20:46Thank you, Mommy.
20:47Hey, have you ever been tested for low tea?
20:49Have you ever been tested to see if you're a sociopath?
20:51Grandma is not a sociopath. When she hit that guy with the car, she felt really bad.
20:57Yeah, she also felt alive.
20:58And we are very good friends now. It's all good. We're calm. We're good.
21:02Yeah, you guys are, like, too close. It's weird.
21:04They don't want to be thinking about all this depressing stuff, do they, Grandma?
21:08You know, nobody wants to hear about this stuff here.
21:10These people are young. They're in love. They're having a good time.
21:13They don't want to hear about people who got hit by cars and won lawsuits and all this junk.
21:19It's like, come on. And they also don't want to hear about the fact that, like, a relationship can be passionate and connected and intense.
21:26And then the minute you bring a child into it, the connection is gone and it's crushed like a hothouse rose.
21:30No, no, no. I want to talk about children. I want to talk about that.
21:33That's crazy.
21:34I think Jess would make an amazing mother.
21:36Really?
21:37Yeah. Yeah, I have this vision of you surrounded by, I don't know, six, seven, eight kids.
21:43Six, seven, or eight kids? Are they my kids? Are those my kids?
21:46I would hope so, yeah.
21:47Oh, my God. That's really nice.
21:50Oh, and I have kids with you.
21:51Yeah?
21:54Right, ma'am.
21:55Okay, okay. Honestly, you could stand to do some of the things. He rubbed Grandma's feet. He sat and played cards with our son. Things that you actually...
22:04I talked to our kid. I talked to him.
22:06Well, you know what? Here's the thing. It takes a little effort to become a part of the family.
22:11I have been a part of this family for a long time. What the hell are you talking about?
22:14You know, there's also, it's good to have a little conflict. I'm not saying that it's a terrible thing because that's how you get closer.
22:21Then that means that you and I are really close, sweetheart.
22:24Aww.
22:25Wait, babe. Don't. That's my best pillow.
22:35No. No, I'm sorry. No, we can't let it in. There's too much pink. Jess, there's so much pink. It's like, I feel like a pink bouncer and I have to decide which pink is on the list.
22:46Yeah, but pink's so fabulous. I mean, think of Miss Piggy. She's like a sexy puppet. She has huge boobies.
22:52Yeah, okay. Well, Miss Piggy may be sexy, but that pillow is not. Listen, baby, we'll get new cushions. Okay? Better cushions. Our cushions.
23:01It'll be like a metaphor for our life together. Yeah? Okay, let's see what else we can throw out.
23:08I love you right down to your bones. I love you, too.
23:23I swear to God, you barely need to know how to type to write for Pitchfork. They don't want my reviews, yet they're gonna let some girl whose name is literally holiday blasphemy critique new metal music.
23:34Just keep sending them, babe. They're gonna want them. I mean, you're writing so complex and funny and smart.
23:39Whatever, you skim it, Jess. Even you skim it. I read everything that you send me.
23:44Yeah, and you say the same thing every time. Amazing, with all caps and three hearts.
23:50Babe, what's wrong? Are you mad at me? No, I'm not mad. I just...
23:57Listen, if we're gonna live together, you can't always ask for constant reassurance.
24:02Sometimes I'm just in a bad mood, you know? It's human.
24:05Well, in my house, we weren't allowed to be meaner to anyone else than we were to ourselves.
24:09What the fuck does that even mean?
24:11I don't know. It's something my mom used to say.
24:14Well, maybe you should look into this stuff, you know? Maybe see a therapist.
24:18Because it's actually really selfish of you not to let go of this anxious attachment style.
24:23The thing about the current aesthetic is it's a regurgitation of a regurgitation.
24:28You know, the 90s were the 50s on speed, 2010s, 90s on ecstasy.
24:32It's like every time we move past a recession, we lean into this false American exceptionalism, and it's just exhausting.
24:38Did you see that piece that just came out where the writer used Lacanian theory of jouissance to deconstruct our current obsession with vaccines?
24:46Where'd you go to college with Lacanian? Do you keep mentioning them?
24:49Oh, did I not say I went to Harvard? Never mind.
24:51Whatever.
24:52Oh, wait.
24:53You went to Harvard. Harvard girl here.
24:56I went to Low League Cornell.
24:58Okay. One of those is it.
25:00Have you ever seen, it reminds me, Vanderpump Rules?
25:05No, Jess. No one here has seen Vanderpump Rules.
25:12I swear, you dress as a fuck you to people sometimes, Jess.
25:15It's like you want to make them feel like idiots for looking at you.
25:18You don't want them to know that you're beautiful, or even me to know that you're beautiful.
25:23I think you think you can't compete with someone like Gigi Hadid, so you have to go in the total opposite direction.
25:30How do you know who Gigi Hadid is?
25:32Please, I know who Gigi Hadid is, okay? I know culture. It seeps in.
25:38Maybe I'm thinking of Bella Hadid. I don't know. The point is, the Hadid beautiful is only one kind of beautiful.
25:45Well, I like the dress. I think it's comfortable, so...
25:48Yeah, but you don't want people to know that you're your own kind of beautiful.
25:53I just like the dress.
25:56I... I... I don't believe it, Sally. After all this time, you're not human.
26:06I didn't want to tell you, Jason, but my name isn't Sally. It's 3017B. And I'm a machine who loves you.
26:15Did he just wrap our Brita in foil?
26:19What? He stole our Brita!
26:21How long has this been true?
26:23As long as I've been sentient.
26:25Get your shit together, Rissa.
26:26There was no real factory you worked in before it shut down.
26:28They said no flash photography.
26:31What, did you kick us out? They're fucking seventh graders.
26:34Well, it's...
26:35Oh, gosh, shut the fuck up. I'm watching art.
26:39Oh.
26:40Oh, my. I haven't seen a play this good since Death of a Salesman.
26:45Hey, guys, we'll hear a whisper.
26:46Well, now you're being loud.
26:47You're being loud.
26:48Your voice carries.
26:49Your voice literally carries so loud.
26:51You guys are allowed to just talk out loud in the middle of a...
26:53Whisper a moment!
27:04That lead guy was good.
27:06Yeah.
27:07William H. Macy vibes.
27:08Mm-hmm.
27:09You know, strong character actor who makes interesting choices.
27:12He was really incredible.
27:14Yeah.
27:15The girl, Isabelle, oh, my God, what an ingenue.
27:18The glow that disguises her inner pain.
27:21What?
27:23It made me really happy.
27:25Okay.
27:27But also kind of sad, I guess.
27:29Why?
27:30I don't know. I mean, they're in middle school, and yet they're having more invigorating creative experiences than us.
27:37We have so much to say, and we're just, like, at home ordering Thai food and, like, rotting on the couch in our sweatpants.
27:45We?
27:46I write every night.
27:48While you're watching the real housewomen of North Carolina or whatever, I'm working on my book.
27:54Yeah, but you never show it to anyone.
27:56Yeah, because I don't write for other people.
27:58I mean, that's the thing.
28:01You seem to think that you can only be creative in front of people.
28:07It's, like, just for show, you know?
28:10It's the same way you want us to be, like, this power couple.
28:13Just so shiny.
28:16Well, not everyone has to be shiny, you know?
28:19It's actually offensive to all the real artists in this world for us to think that we could just snap our fingers and be like them.
28:27You're good at what you do, Jess.
28:29You make it possible for other artists to make a living.
28:33Embrace your role.
28:36Let me embrace mine.
28:37Embrace mine.
28:40Oh, my God, we have to go, look.
28:41No, no, no, no.
28:42Please, please.
28:43No, no, no, no.
28:44It's too dangerous.
28:45We must, though.
28:46We must.
28:47Oh, my God.
28:48Oh, my God.
28:49Oh, my God.
28:50Oh, my God.
28:51That's okay.
28:52Hi.
28:53Cute.
28:54Okay, we're definitely not getting this one.
28:56You're a Muppet.
28:58You're a full Muppet.
29:00Uh, is this really what you want?
29:02Yeah, please.
29:03Please, Hulk.
29:05You're so cute.
29:07You're a baby.
29:09Aw, he's crying for me.
29:11Well, how could I say no to those eyes?
29:13You look like a precious moment style.
29:16Can we see this one?
29:18Yes.
29:19Treats should be reserved for the moment to your dog doesn't think praiseworthy.
29:23But everything you do is praiseworthy.
29:26You are a magic girl.
29:28I always want to give you treats because you're the best girl in the world.
29:44I don't want you to sleep in the crate.
29:46I want you to sleep in the bed.
29:53What are we going to do for dinner tonight?
29:58I mean, we could do, like, I don't know, tacos, but I don't want to do the walking tacos again.
30:03Okay, it's hard to make those at home.
30:05It just feels, like, gross.
30:06I say pasta, but we only have variety.
30:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
30:10Sorry.
30:11What the fuck is wrong with you?
30:13Uh, I'm sorry.
30:15Um, I think the dogs were saying hi.
30:17You really can't be walking around in a peaceful neighborhood with such a violent dog.
30:21I think that, uh, she's fine.
30:23There's nothing.
30:24She's done nothing wrong.
30:25I mean, she's a little overwhelmed.
30:26Yeah.
30:27And maybe you're making it worse.
30:28Well, when I get overwhelmed, I take a Xanax, okay?
30:31I don't assault a neighbor.
30:32Okay, pill popper.
30:33Okay, all right.
30:34I'm sorry.
30:35I mean, a pill popper?
30:36Sometimes a dog will smell another dog's ass and not like the smell.
30:38It's science.
30:39Yeah, well, I can smell your ass.
30:41And it stinks, cunt.
30:43Come on.
30:44Oh!
30:45Oh, my God.
30:46Oh, my God.
30:47What the fuck, Jess?
30:48That was fucking awful.
30:49I know.
30:50She just called me a cunt.
30:51That was so scary.
30:52No, you promised you'd train her.
30:54I mean, can you imagine the kind of shit we'd be in if she bit somebody?
30:57But she didn't bite anyone.
30:59You're like a child.
31:00You want the things so bad but aren't actually willing to put in the work.
31:03I mean, can you imagine if we had a baby right now?
31:06We don't have a baby right now.
31:08Okay, I can't do this right now.
31:09I feel very fucking anxious.
31:11Baby, come on.
31:12I'll get a trainer.
31:13I'm sorry, okay?
31:14We'll get a bunch of trainers.
31:15We'll go to classes.
31:16I...
31:17She makes me so happy.
31:18Yeah, but don't you want me to be happy?
31:20She called me a cunt.
31:22Whatever.
31:23I don't know the politics when it's two girls.
31:25I mean, my mom calls her friends cunts all the time.
31:28Ah!
31:29Get rid of the dog!
31:32I don't know the dog!
31:33How is he?
31:34I don't know.
31:35I can't find him.
31:36Turn around, send him back.
31:37Stick out the bits.
31:38Get the car sit around for the road.
31:39Get one of the hangers on the floor and tell her that Jews is running up.
31:40Blank, he's not going to be a hospital.
31:41Acklin's on his way to hospital.
31:42Christ knows where it Jews is.
31:43They can hardly walk.
31:44Yeah, I don't want to hear about that.
31:45Richard, Richard, get over to him.
31:46I'll tell him.
31:47I'll tell him.
31:48He'll tell him.
31:49He'll tell him.
31:50He'll tell him.
31:51He'll tell him.
31:52He'll tell him.
31:53He'll tell him.
31:54He'll tell him.
31:55He'll tell him.
31:56He'll tell him.
31:57Yeah, I don't want to hear about that.
31:59Richard, Richard, get over to him.
32:02Now, fast!
32:13You're just socially gifted and taking pity on me.
32:16I grew up in Des Moines, which is a city technically, but is absolutely not at all.
32:22Des Moines, meet Watertown, Massachusetts.
32:24Oh, shit.
32:26Anyway, I was just so obsessed with watching these videos.
32:31It was like this map to the future, like New York City.
32:34I'd never seen somebody so unabashedly weird and passionate.
32:38And nerdy.
32:39What?
32:40No, there's no such thing as nerds.
32:42That's...
32:43No, there's a lot.
32:44I think it's different.
32:45What?
32:46No, that's like an insult that idiots came up with to make fun of people who care about things.
32:50Damn.
32:51Never would have pegged you for a Nardwar girl.
32:54Well, maybe you shouldn't try pegging people so soon after meeting them.
32:57No.
32:58No.
32:59No.
33:00No.
33:01No.
33:02No.
33:03No.
33:04No.
33:05No.
33:06No.
33:07No.
33:08No.
33:09No.
33:10No.
33:11No.
33:12No.
33:13No.
33:14No.
33:15No.
33:16No.
33:17No.
33:18No.
33:19No.
33:20No.
33:21No.
33:22No.
33:23Oh, wow!
33:24What's with the glasses?
33:25Oh, wow.
33:34What's with the glasses?
33:35When did you get, like, a Supreme hoodie?
33:38Fuck, Jess.
33:40I've got a meeting with my editor right now,
33:42and you want to make me feel like a total douche?
33:44No, I just want to know when you got a full new outfit,
33:47courtesy of Ice Magazine 2010.
33:49People are allowed to change.
33:51That's what good relationships do, you know?
33:53They allow your partner the grace to grow.
33:56I didn't complain when you stopped shaving your bush.
33:59Hey, I didn't stop.
34:01I'm just taking a break.
34:02Okay.
34:04Also, I mean, I want you to change.
34:06I just...
34:08I'm having a really hard time,
34:11and you feel really distant.
34:12You're always having a really hard time.
34:15Yeah, I mean, ever since we gave the dog, I just...
34:17Dog, the dog.
34:19Yeah, and it's like, if it's not the dog,
34:21it's a fight with Leah.
34:22And if it's not Leah, it's your sister.
34:24And if it's not your sister, it's work.
34:26There's some catastrophe that makes you disassociate.
34:29So you buy stuff on eBay?
34:44Yeah, like, I got a problem.
34:46It's like, it's sort of an addiction, and...
34:48I need you to teach me a lesson.
34:49I still don't know.
34:50Oh, hey.
34:53Uh, Jess.
34:54Hey.
34:55Wendy, Wendy, this is, uh, my girlfriend Jess.
34:58Oh, my God.
34:58Hi.
34:59So nice to meet you.
35:00I think we met at, um, Jose's party.
35:02You were wearing, like, a scarf dress.
35:04Oh, my God, yes.
35:05Nice to see you.
35:06Sorry.
35:06Nice to see you, too.
35:07I love your outfit.
35:08I like that you could see your bra through your shirt.
35:09And it's fun.
35:10It's crazy, actually.
35:11Uh, Wendy just moved right over there on Amity Street.
35:14What?
35:15Ah!
35:16That is crazy.
35:17That's surprising.
35:18New to the neighborhood.
35:19Yeah.
35:19Welcome.
35:19Yeah.
35:19I was just buying crickets for my lizard, and I saw this man, so...
35:23Ooh, she has a bearded dragon.
35:25Yeah.
35:25Wow.
35:25Chantilly.
35:26She's my baby.
35:27Well, if you don't get arrested for having an exotic animal...
35:30Actually, it's legal.
35:31I see my something.
35:31Okay.
35:32But, yeah, it was a rescue.
35:34So crazy.
35:34The lizards are so creepy.
35:36Their scales are always wet, you know?
35:37Why are they always wet?
35:38I don't walk around all slick and slimy.
35:41I mean, they're scales, so...
35:43It's, like, kind of the nature of scales.
35:45But, yeah, they're not for everyone.
35:48Anyway, um, yeah, I just saw this guy looking like a lost little six-year-old.
35:52What?
35:53Yeah, I wanted to find the manager to page your mom on the intercom.
35:56Okay, excuse you.
35:57Are you his mom?
35:58Because it looks like you found him.
36:00You've got to do something about this.
36:01These shorts are, like, they're giving, like, basketball, P.E., middle school.
36:06I don't know.
36:06They're cool.
36:06What are you talking about?
36:07I mean, it's fine.
36:08You've got to do something about it.
36:10Oh.
36:18Okay.
36:19All right.
36:19Well...
36:20It was nice to meet you.
36:27Hey, baby.
36:29For me?
36:31Yeah, it's, um...
36:58It's an oat milk latte.
37:01You've been on your feet all day, so I thought it's, like, um...
37:04It's, like, who does stuff for the people that do stuff?
37:09Thank you, Casey.
37:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:11She's really nice.
37:12Yeah, no problem.
37:14Yeah.
37:15Hey, man.
37:16I was raised by women.
37:17Um, my mom and sister are really important to me.
37:23They're both nurses.
37:26They do it.
37:26They do it all, you know?
37:27And...
37:28You okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:34It's just really, really nice to have a guy like you do something like this for a girl like me.
37:40Yeah.
37:41Yeah.
37:41Sound like I'm in a movie.
37:42Yeah, right.
37:44Yeah, me too.
37:45And we're in New York, too.
37:47It's, like, so...
37:48Here we go.
37:48Uh, so fitting, because we're, um...
37:52Do you want to, like, go get a drink or something?
37:58Music.
37:59Music.
37:59Sure.
38:03Ah!
38:05I'm a young person in New York City!
38:07I'm in, I'm in this, I'm in New York City, too!
38:17Oh, my God.
38:19Oh, my God.
38:20Oh, so cool.
38:24You just have one.
38:26Here we go.
38:27I like you a lot.
38:28Do you have, um, do you have a rubber?
38:31Wait, what?
38:31Like a condom?
38:33Yeah.
38:33Like, it's 1950?
38:34Why are you saying rubber?
38:35Are we in, like, Greece 2 now?
38:36Just pull out.
38:38No, it's a myth.
38:40No, it's not a myth.
38:40I don't want to...
38:41How many pull-out babies have you met?
38:44I'm a pull-out baby.
38:46What?
38:47Yeah, my dad put in my mom for, like,
38:49like, three seconds, and then, uh...
38:52Okay, don't tell people that.
38:52Then I'm here.
38:53Don't tell people that.
38:54Don't tell people that.
38:57Okay, you don't tell people that.
38:58I think I love you.
38:59Okay, let's just...
39:00We're kidding.
39:01You're kidding.
39:01I'm kidding.
39:02Yeah, I'm kidding.
39:02I'm...
39:03Thanks for a lot of tea.
39:05Yeah.
39:05Yeah, dude, I got...
39:07I got lattes all day.
39:09Maybe...
39:10Okay, we'll just talk later for...
39:13Just...
39:13Okay, okay.
39:16Okay.
39:17Okay.
39:17Okay.
39:17Okay.
39:17Because you have to know it's going to change your life, like...
39:34Like, really change it.
39:36And you're not going to sleep through the night ever again.
39:42And you can't do drugs.
39:45And you can't go on weekends with people you barely know.
39:50And you're really going to have to lean on Zev.
39:54Like, really trust him.
39:56You're going to have to be on the same page, on the same sentence, on the same word, on the same letter, even.
40:02And, you know, it's not just, it's not just, you know, fun times at the park and bubble baths.
40:08It's actually, it's a lot of work.
40:10It's kids constantly asking you what they're going to eat next and telling you how bored they are.
40:17And, you know, you're just, there's just feces literally everywhere.
40:21Shit.
40:41You scare me.
40:45Sitting there like a fucking ghost.
40:46We're just going to hang out in the dark then? Super.
40:55I think that, um, I think that we should talk.
40:59Because I, I don't think that it's working out the way that we want it to.
41:05I knew it.
41:07What?
41:10I knew I'd be spending Hanukkah alone.
41:12Um, well, do you used to love me at all?
41:25I don't know.
41:28Okay, well, um, I'm pregnant, so I guess I'll go get an abortion or something.
41:35If you don't.
41:36Yeah, that's probably the right idea.
41:45God.
41:47You make me feel fucking crazy.
41:51Like I'm just, like, drowning in an ocean, waving my arms around for help, and you're just standing there smiling at me.
42:00Like, you don't even know what's going on.
42:03You don't even see how lonely you've made me feel.
42:08You're like one of those guys who thinks that he wants a strong woman, who loves all the bright, big things about her, but you fucking don't.
42:16I used to feel so special about me, and you really don't.
42:29You just want to beat me into submission.
42:33Maybe not with your fists, but with your words and your lack of love.
42:37It just feels like a bunch of little paper cuts, but imagine your whole body covered in paper cuts.
42:49You know, you're really, really good at turning everything into a sob story.
42:57I mean, this whole time we've been together, and you're just saying this now.
43:00If this is how you felt, then why don't you just end it?
43:06Huh?
43:07Why couldn't you just be brave and end it and have the decency to give me to someone who fucking wanted me?
43:14But instead you waited around.
43:16For what?
43:17For what?
43:17For you to love me like you did when it started?
43:22I don't know.
43:23Maybe you do feel alone because of me.
43:25Or maybe it's because at the root of it all, you really are just a fucking cunt.
43:36Oh, it's okay.
44:00It's okay.
44:02Here we go.
44:04Mel, I need you.
44:06To count backwards from ten for me.
44:09All right, Jessica?
44:10Mm-hmm.
44:10Someone asked me if he's my favorite bad man.
44:13I'll take you and say Christian mail.
44:18As long as I live, I'll remember the name of your favorite.
44:23Nine.
44:24Eight.
44:26Seven.
44:27Nine.
44:27Seven.
44:28Far in my gut that I've chased ever since.
44:33You set the bar.
44:34You're gonna stick.
44:44Oh, hey.
44:45Hey.
44:45Hey, it's okay.
44:47Jessica, lie back.
44:48You did just fine.
44:50Everything went perfectly well.
44:52No, wait, wait.
44:53I need to go get my dog, though.
44:56I need to go get cutesy.
44:58I know.
44:58Please.
44:59I don't know where she is.
45:01She doesn't even know where I am.
45:02Just let it all know.
45:03Just let it all know.
45:04I don't know where I am.
45:09Mom, why are we moving her in an ice cream truck?
45:36Honey, it's not an ice cream truck.
45:38It's a taco truck, and Raul gave it to us for free.
45:43I love this part.
45:44It used to be so easy living here with you.
45:51You were light and breezy, and I knew just what to do.
45:55Now you look so unhappy, and I feel like a fool.
46:01And it's too late, baby, now it's too late.
46:09Though we really did try to make it.
46:14Something inside is tight, and I can't hide, and I just can't fake it.
46:23Oh, no, no.
46:27Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
46:32Stop, stop.
46:33Diddle-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
46:35You always want me to stop singing, honey, but this is the way I'm making the moment more tolerable,
46:40and we will make a memory out of this.
46:42Yeah, a memory of you crashing a taco truck.
46:44Mom, stop.
46:45Under 10 pounds, we do have one.
46:48No applications yet.
46:50Her honor was 90.
46:51Slipped in the bath and died.
46:53Took over a week to find her.
46:56She's a little traumatized.
47:01That's okay.
47:02So am I.
47:04Oh, my God.
47:05She's so beautiful.
47:07She's perfect.
47:09Hi, Mama.
47:11Oh.
47:12You are naked.
47:14You need jeans.
47:16You need a pair of jeans and a shirt.
47:20I don't want no one else.
47:24I'd like you for myself.
47:28You don't know that you're the first day.
47:32Hey, just let me know if you don't want him here, because I will handle it, okay?
47:42Handle it?
47:42What does that mean?
47:43You don't even want him that way.
47:48Hey, what's happened?
47:49Were you watching the O.C. again?
47:51Just have some wagamama.
47:54It'll put you right.
47:55Cool.
47:56Thanks, man.
47:56All right.
47:57Okay.
47:57Shout if you need me.
48:01Sorry.
48:02Why did you leave?
48:15Because you were all coked out, and you started to ignore me.
48:19And I thought, too, you could play that game.
48:22So then I took a bunch of ketamine from Poly 3, and then it was, like, too much at once.
48:29And then Poly 1 started looking like a fucking cat.
48:33Okay.
48:34You thought I was on coke?
48:42Yeah.
48:42Why did you run away?
48:45Because I was stressed out about the gig.
48:48And I had diarrhea.
48:51Really?
48:55Mm-hmm.
48:58I didn't think about that.
49:01Don't think about it.
49:03It's not a good image.
49:04I'm so happy that you had diarrhea.
49:10I thought you didn't want to be around me or something because your friends are so cool.
49:15They're not cool.
49:16That's why you're crying, because you thought I'd taken cocaine?
49:22Ignoring you?
49:24No.
49:31I found the whole thing kind of embarrassing, to be honest with you.
49:33You're such a good thing, or...?
49:34Yeah, I feel like I'm in a wedding band, or something.
49:35A wedding between a pig and a goat, and their parents don't approve, but despite their cultural
49:51differences, they're in love.
49:52What?
49:54Okay.
49:55What?
49:56You're so, like, alive.
50:03It's all going on.
50:05Thanks.
50:06I don't want to say anything to you that I've said to other people before.
50:16Um, but, like, I've been thinking about it a lot, and I feel like it's actually getting
50:24scarier not saying it, and I just want you to know that I really love you.
50:29And, um, I wish there was, like, a new way to say it.
50:34Like, I wish there was, like, other words.
50:36But I do.
50:38Yeah, I don't know how to say it back.
50:39Sorry.
50:40Um...
50:41I just have, like, a...
50:45Yeah, like, I have difficulty with that word, so...
50:46Yeah.
50:47But, like, I have, obviously, like, a lot of feelings, and, like, if I knew how to say
51:13it, I would say it.
51:14Yeah.
51:15Yeah, it's okay.
51:16It's not...
51:17I just...
51:18I probably am, like, feeling weird from the drugs.
51:21Do you want, like, a tea or something?
51:22Uh, yeah.
51:23Thanks.
51:24It's nice to...
51:25Carmen's, like, quite dehydrating, so...
51:26You okay, yeah?
51:27Mm-hmm.
51:28I'm okay.
51:29Thanks.
51:30It's nice to...
51:31Carmen's, like, quite dehydrating, so...
51:33You okay, yeah?
51:34Mm-hmm.
51:35I'm okay.
51:36Thanks.
51:37For...
51:38Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said anything.
51:40All right.
51:41One tea coming up.
51:42Not too hot, yeah?
51:43Not too hot, yeah?
51:44Yeah.
51:45Yeah.
51:46I probably shouldn't have said anything.
51:47All right.
51:48One tea coming up.
51:50Not too hot, yeah?
51:52I can be your only woman.
51:54You don't wanna love.
52:13I can be your only woman...
52:19I'll be your dreamer, dreamer.
52:26Dreamer.
52:31Dreamer.
52:37Dreamer, dreamer.
52:41I'll be your dreamer.
52:46Dreamer, dreamer.
52:52Dreamer, dreamer.
52:58Dreamer, dreamer.
53:06Dreamer.
53:09I'll see you next time.