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Too Much Season 1 Episode 8
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00:00You know, Zev, we spoke last time about how you're starting this life with Wendy, but
00:11you've been talking so much about your past issues with Jessica, the ways in which she
00:18hurt you and angered you.
00:20So I'm just wondering, I'm wondering why, why, if it was so markedly dysfunctional, why
00:29do you think that you spent seven years with her?
00:37Okay, I know it's only our second session, but let's just say my mom, Sharon, is a classic.
00:50You've met your fair share of Sharons, I'm sure.
00:53You know, that typical Jewish mother who loves you so much that by the time you're 19, you
00:59haven't learned to turn a fucking washing machine on.
01:02The kind of mom that tucks in your shirt and zips up your pants and wipes food off your face
01:09with her own spit.
01:11And, you know, when she's loving you and feeding you and covering you in blankets that you don't
01:18really need or even ask for, well, it feels like love.
01:26But it comes at a price, because to get that love, I have to tell Sharon, or we all have
01:33to tell our own Sharons, that I love her best of all.
01:38That no one can compare.
01:40That when I'm on my deathbed and my life is flashing before my eyes, that she's who
01:46I'll see.
01:47You know, I'll only see Sharon.
01:52I mean, if she wanted a hype man, she should have been a rapper, not a mother.
01:54But she trained me, Jane.
01:58She trained me well.
01:59We're late now.
02:03Let's go.
02:04Since when do you care if we're late?
02:05We'd be late to my funeral.
02:06These people don't run like that.
02:08Being on time is like being an arrow.
02:10Why is there, like, loose horses?
02:12There's, like, shit everywhere.
02:14At least it's not human shit everywhere.
02:16Are you sure my outfit's okay?
02:17I've only been inside of a church once, so it's to donate blood.
02:20I feel like I should be wearing a hat or something.
02:23Do you even have a hat?
02:24Like a beanie, of course.
02:25Okay, listen.
02:27You probably haven't seen me like this before, but I actually feel pretty, like, weird.
02:31Like, I kind of feel a bit fizzy.
02:33You know what I mean?
02:34Like, kind of tight.
02:35Like, white noisy.
02:36I'm nervous.
02:37Uh, yeah, maybe.
02:39You look like you want to pass out.
02:40Like, a person of Orgy and Polly, like, these aren't really my people.
02:42Okay?
02:43Like, actually, a lot of them are proper shit heels, so just...
02:46You know what I mean?
02:47Well, why don't we just go home?
02:48I could eat cheese toasties or something.
02:49I don't know.
02:50I feel sort of weirdly loyal to the groom, because he was the only boy in my year who didn't call me
02:53Felix Rahman.
02:54Hey, that's like a racist nickname.
02:57Yeah, it's a racist nickname.
02:58I'm not saying we can't be ourselves.
03:00I'm just saying, like, I don't know.
03:02You know what I'm saying, right?
03:04Just sort of not our full selves.
03:06Yes, over and out.
03:07I agree, Mr. Felix.
03:09I, uh, feel like you had such a stressful week with your family, and I'm really happy that
03:13you, like, opened up to me.
03:14I love you so much.
03:15Georgia Peach.
03:16Say, say, say, say.
03:18Nice, man.
03:19Georgia Peach, Niklaus, Cara Bess.
03:22Take this man, Ariel Terabianco, to be your husband.
03:26Will you love, comfort, honor, and protect him all the days of your life?
03:32I will.
03:34I truly will.
03:35Georgia and Ariel, support and uphold them in their marriage, and do you, Ariel, take
03:44this woman...
03:44You don't even have to finish.
03:45This woman is my lifeblood.
03:47Illegally speaking, I do have to have you say...
03:50I do, I do, I do, I do, I bloody do.
03:53Excellent.
03:55And will you, the families and friends of Georgia and Ariel, support and uphold them in
04:02their marriage, now and in the years to come?
04:06We will.
04:06We will.
04:07Then I proclaim you, man and wife.
04:15Jesus Christ.
04:16Man and wife.
04:16You're still, I can move your foot.
04:42Yeah.
04:46I thought you guys were fighting.
04:52Oh, we just pretend it didn't happen, we're literally fine now.
04:55Sorry.
04:56In that case, Polly, Augie!
04:58Hey.
04:59That was so moving.
05:01Did you see how they were devoring each other?
05:03Yeah.
05:03A lot of tongues.
05:04Yeah.
05:04I wept through the whole thing.
05:06I'm a bit trapped for a sex-positive pseudo-Marxist.
05:09Like me, but I like your dress, Jessica.
05:11You look like, um...
05:12A wave.
05:12Yeah.
05:13A wave crushing on a barrenshaw.
05:14Is that a compliment?
05:16Yeah, in a nice way.
05:17I'll take it as such.
05:18Poetic, like French.
05:19But it's not what I was going to say.
05:21Oh, what were you going to say?
05:22It's a powerful dress.
05:24Yeah.
05:24You all right, dude?
05:25Well, yeah.
05:26Yes, Georgia, eat it up.
05:28No crumbs.
05:29So good.
05:32In fact, can we just have family, please?
05:34And actually, I'd love Daddy next to you.
05:40Of course, darling.
05:41Daddy's coming up behind you.
05:45Cool.
05:45Stop.
05:46And then just me and my groom, please.
05:48Everybody.
05:49Filthy.
05:49Filthy.
05:52Oh.
05:53Wearing white at someone else's wedding.
05:54That's pretty bold.
05:56Oh, I'm the maid of honour.
05:57She's my sister.
05:58Otherwise, I'd be wearing my signature colour.
06:00Black.
06:01Oh, yeah, wearing neutrals is like a way of saying that you give up, right?
06:05Unless you're a boy with a pretty face.
06:08But I know that you didn't pick this, so I'm not judging.
06:12You see, fun.
06:14You're fun.
06:14You're fun.
06:16Ow.
06:16Kidding.
06:17You're really funny.
06:19Do you want to hide behind the stables with me and have fun?
06:22Hang on.
06:23Oh, I got it on my hand.
06:24Oh, yeah.
06:27Congratulations.
06:28Come on.
06:28I want to be happy for her.
06:30I do, but it's hard.
06:33Hey, did you ever think when I was an amateur going drawers down in the sandpit, I'd be locked
06:37down and loved up?
06:39I mean, yeah.
06:40Gonna love a baby riding to me a mustique next week.
06:43That's what he's going to do.
06:44Cool.
06:45Twins.
06:46Hey.
06:46Oh, shit.
06:46Hi.
06:46Congratulations.
06:48Sorry about our big grand entrance.
06:50This is, um...
06:51His girlfriend.
06:52Yeah, this is Jess.
06:52Jessica.
06:53He looks so gorgeous.
06:54Really sensual dress.
06:56Oh, you look like one of those beautiful Madame Alexander dolls.
06:59You know, those ones you have to keep in the box or else you'll get spiked.
07:03Chiseled pocket.
07:04Uh-oh.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Oh, powdered drugs.
07:08Is that your something borrowed?
07:10What?
07:11I better borrow my drugs.
07:13Then I can't just do them.
07:14Right, well, better get on before my groom puts his willies somewhere it doesn't belong.
07:22Yuck.
07:22It's right where it belongs.
07:24You look lovely.
07:25Congrats, old bean.
07:26See you later.
07:28Oh, old bean.
07:29You're talking different, old boy.
07:31Shut up.
07:32You are.
07:34Felix Rahmanov isn't the man with the golden splits.
07:37What's up, you big tusser?
07:38I'm good.
07:39Sober for a year.
07:40No way.
07:41Congrats.
07:41Start on Monday.
07:43Giacomo, is that brothel you're running still raking it in?
07:46Matchmaking for high-end individuals.
07:47Absolutely nothing dodgy about it.
07:50Georgia is related to the late Queen, by the way.
07:53Distant cousins.
07:53August, I obsessed with the royals.
07:56It's weird given his politics, but he's such a royalist.
07:59I used to lie in bed and dream the Queen with my mother.
08:02Yikes.
08:03Yeah, her whole essence was so cozy.
08:05Are you sure you got mixing her up with Rue McClanahan?
08:08Who?
08:08The woman from Golden Girls.
08:10No one knows who that is, Dave.
08:20Oh, hey, Wheezy.
08:21Hey.
08:22You all right?
08:22Long time no see, stranger.
08:25Hi.
08:26I think it was, um, premiering in Orpington.
08:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy.
08:34How are you?
08:35Yeah, good.
08:37We'll say hi later, like, for real.
08:39Sure, we'll do, we'll do.
08:41I think you're going to get Wheezy back to Orpington,
08:43you've got another thing going on.
08:44He's kidding.
08:46He knows about it.
08:47I thought I said only women.
08:49See you guys later.
08:51This is Jess, by the way.
08:52Here's for you guys, like, in a honking.
08:53Oh, hey.
08:54How are you?
08:55Look what the cat dragged in.
08:56Am I the cat?
08:57I'm Jessica.
08:58Oh.
09:01Honestly, Felix, I've been having so many dreams about you lately.
09:04Oh, yeah?
09:04In some, we kiss in a wind tunnel, and in others, I whip you from limb to limb.
09:13So weird.
09:14I love your little bow.
09:16It's actually a Victorian hairpin.
09:18Nice.
09:19It holds a block of hair from Dante Gabriel Rossetti's lover.
09:25Nice.
09:26Okay.
09:26She was poisoned by laudanum, and he kept her body for three days, praying it back to life.
09:33Where the hell did you get that?
09:35Mushrooms.
09:36You don't need mushrooms, dude.
09:37Come on.
09:38And yes, I do.
09:39You're Homme de Girol.
09:40Where is he?
09:42I have to turn this searing emotional pain into compelling psychedelic imagery.
09:46You'll be all right?
09:47Of course.
09:48Go, Felix.
09:49I will protect her at all coast.
09:51Please, please, please.
09:51She means it.
09:52Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
09:54Don't worry about us.
09:55I've got the girls.
09:57Girls' Day.
09:59Just with my best friends.
10:01Yeah.
10:03Should we go inside?
10:04I want to see what kind of toothpaste they use.
10:06Oh, they don't usually let you go inside.
10:08But I had sex with one of the cousins, so maybe we can try.
10:11That's not your cousin, right?
10:13I don't know.
10:14This house is just for display.
10:17It's been in their family for 4,000 years.
10:20I don't think that's right.
10:22And everyone's buried in the lawn.
10:24I mean, except George's mother, because she had intensity issues.
10:28Oh, my one note would be to replace some of these creepy portraits of men in coats
10:33with creepy portraits of dogs in coats.
10:36I'll be so.
10:37You know what?
10:39If I see Wizzy van der Waal today, I'm gonna kick your ass.
10:42Excuse me?
10:43I'm not a jealous person, as you can see.
10:45I'm free.
10:46I trust myself.
10:47I mean, I'm French.
10:49You're French?
10:50I thought you were from Ohio.
10:51So funny.
10:53I mean, Wizzy was like my sister.
10:56We grew up together, went to school together, came to England together.
10:59We shared everything.
11:00Minds, secrets, bra, panties.
11:03And then I went just one month in Marseille, and she seduced Felix.
11:07And honestly, that broke my heart.
11:12But that's why I'm gonna kick your fucking ass today if I saw her.
11:15Okay, I'm sorry.
11:17That's just, that's a lot for me to process.
11:20So basically, she was kind of cheating on you while he was cheating on you.
11:24But it's not about Felix anymore.
11:26It's about justice.
11:27Yeah, I mean, I get it.
11:32I was actually going through a really bad breakup, and my ex...
11:36You know what?
11:36I'm bored and hungry.
11:38I'm gonna get some food.
11:39Okay.
11:40Grab me a snack.
11:41Oh, my God.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:49Oh, Marie Antoinette, you are trash compared to me.
12:02Hi.
12:04Wanna fuck me in the loo?
12:06Oh, hey.
12:07Wanna fuck in the loo?
12:08I'll blow you?
12:10In the bathroom?
12:11What is she saying?
12:13I'll swallow this time.
12:16Oh, she'll blow you?
12:16Yeah, later.
12:18Later.
12:18Bye.
12:19Oh, my God.
12:21Hi, I love your dress.
12:23It's more my style.
12:24You want to trade?
12:26Oh, okay.
12:28Why?
12:28I need a way.
12:30Here we go.
12:30All right.
12:35Grow these myself, mate, in Sussex.
12:37They are no fucking joke.
12:38Great, just hand them over.
12:39Yeah, but just start with one, all right?
12:40Pretty bold of you to show up with your fun bitch when all your back bitches are here, mate.
12:48What are you talking about?
12:48It'll be fine.
12:49We're all friends.
12:50Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
12:52That's all down.
12:53I'm not sure I'm dirt and liberation.
12:54Actually, hey, Fee, could you hold onto these for me for a second?
12:58One of those chicks from Bridget and see how I'm going to try to show up my car over there.
13:00All right.
13:01Good luck.
13:03I've lost my bird.
13:05You'll fuck me.
13:06It's my big...
13:06Did I just say bird?
13:08When did I say bird?
13:09Oh, you all right?
13:14Hi.
13:16How are you?
13:17Hey.
13:17Hi.
13:21Oh, hiya.
13:22Hi.
13:24Whoa.
13:25Okay.
13:25Hi.
13:27Hello.
13:27Oh.
13:28You all right?
13:29You know I have a child now.
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:36No, I heard something about that.
13:37Yeah, just stopped calling me back.
13:39I married the therapist I saw in order to recover.
13:43Always happy to help.
13:45Is he here?
13:46Can I meet him?
13:46He's 74, so he prefers it at home.
13:49But I can't find my daughter anywhere.
13:53Hi, Asim.
13:55Hi, Asim.
13:56Darling, help me look.
13:57It's the least you could do.
14:00Um, excuse me.
14:02Have you seen like a small, you know, like a person who's younger than...
14:07A child.
14:07It's called a child.
14:08Yeah, she's looking for a child.
14:10Do you have...
14:10Uh, what are those?
14:12A toffeltartart.
14:14No.
14:21You know, if I wasn't clear enough when we last saw each other,
14:24you were an absolutely terrible boyfriend.
14:26World's worst.
14:29It's a bit excessive, don't you think?
14:31It would be one thing if you were just an arsehole, but...
14:34You were sweet.
14:36Romantic.
14:37And amusing.
14:39And then you disappeared.
14:41And good luck to whoever you came here with.
14:47Well, what are you doing?
14:49Okay.
14:58Well...
14:58Really taking us left, huh?
15:01Can I really?
15:03Can we let go?
15:04Mm-hmm.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Nice to see you, though.
15:08Hi, Synth.
15:12Hi, Synth.
15:14Where are you?
15:18A little bump for the bride?
15:19Yes, but food is going to be delicious.
15:21Oh, I can't wait.
15:22Just a little while.
15:23I'm fucking starving.
15:24Just so you know, I'm right out here if you need help with your wee.
15:30Oh, there you are.
15:32What?
15:33No.
15:34No, I stopped thinking about you.
15:36Stop following me around.
15:37How can I follow you around at a party I'm not even at?
15:40I may have my flaws, but this one's on you, honey.
15:45Where's your boyfriend?
15:48Um, he's outside helping a friend locate drugs.
15:51Because he's a very nice, fun guy.
15:53And I'm helping a little girl go wee.
15:55Talking all English now.
15:56A month or so on your Carey Mulligan?
15:59Of course, that's the only British person you've ever heard of.
16:02You probably jerk off to her nude scene in shame on repeat.
16:04You fucking pervert.
16:05Come on now.
16:07Let's not fight.
16:09How'd it go?
16:14Whoa.
16:15Okay.
16:16That's enough.
16:17I'm going to go to the bathroom now.
16:37Do you still like spit in your mouth?
16:39Okay.
17:06I am by myself.
17:08You're normal.
17:11You're normal.
17:12Okay.
17:13Beverage, sir?
17:15Oh, normal, I think.
17:16You...
17:16Actually, fuck it.
17:19I'll have one here, thanks.
17:20What's the worst that can happen?
17:21What?
17:22Yes.
17:22Yes.
17:22Yes.
17:22Yes.
17:22You're normal.
17:26You're normal.
17:28You're a normal girl.
17:30You're a normal girl.
17:32Ghosts don't eat pussy.
17:34You're a normal girl.
17:40Thanks.
17:40Okay, I'm telling you what happened, what?
18:01Okay.
18:07Oh, fuck.
18:08Okay.
18:11Look at these.
18:20Come on!
18:23Help!
18:25Help!
18:26Drops off!
18:32Oh, my God.
18:33Okay.
18:36Okay.
18:39In you go.
18:40Come on.
18:41Oh, fuck.
18:42Okay.
18:43Okay.
18:44Okay.
18:45Okay.
18:46Come on.
18:47Okay.
18:48Okay.
18:49Okay.
18:50Okay.
18:51Okay.
18:52Okay.
18:53Oh
19:09Hugging my body
19:11Hugging my body at all
19:13you can do it
19:14handshake
19:15handshake
19:17ok
19:18hugh
19:20Oh, my God.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:37Okay.
19:43I'm just gonna... in this way.
19:50The thing is, it's not a scent bar and it's not a scent lab. It's a scent closet.
19:55Closet.
19:56Closet.
19:57It was my favourite word when I was a kid.
20:00I haven't even really started yet.
20:02You haven't even started?
20:04Yes, that's why there's been so much drama about it online, this business that I haven't even started.
20:08My parents both died last week.
20:09Oh, I'm sorry.
20:10Bit of an unfortunate coincidence, but, you know, that's life.
20:13See, the thing about Tess is that you just feel like Batman, not on the cool watch.
20:16There you are, you so much.
20:17When?
20:18Why were you last night? Left me to get a cinema on my ones.
20:20Oh, I was just, like, sleeping.
20:22Oh.
20:23How was your fag?
20:24Sorry, that word just sounds terrible out of my mouth.
20:27Um, I don't think I'll get past it.
20:28Are you at table 13?
20:29Yeah.
20:30You're probably up there, right?
20:31No, actually, Daddy thought I'd be more use over here.
20:35I think he just doesn't want to acknowledge the truth, which is that Georgia has completely abandoned our Cretan Sandal company to organise this wedding.
20:42Oh, hey.
20:43Yeah.
20:44You all right?
20:45Oh, fabulous.
20:47Here I am, sat at the spares table with you.
20:51Sylvia Violet, hi.
20:53Hello, William.
20:54I mean, they say time heals everything, but what if time just makes everything hurt more?
20:58Maybe it's about getting a hobby or something?
20:59I don't know, mate.
21:00Sorry, I'm flailing a bit here.
21:01I don't need a hobby.
21:02I've got a job.
21:03In fact, my job is my hobby.
21:04I'm a fucking earth defender.
21:07Ooh.
21:08Tastes like wine.
21:10Did you have wine?
21:11Uh, no.
21:13It might be like I had someone gave me one of those Listerine strips.
21:16It might be like I'm all right, actually.
21:17Thanks.
21:18Yeah, you can take that.
21:19You can take that away.
21:20Thanks.
21:21Hi.
21:22I'm Jessica.
21:23How are you?
21:24Oh.
21:25You're nice.
21:26I don't.
21:27Why don't you tell me?
21:29I love feelings I'm American.
21:31It might be your table, darling.
21:32But it could.
21:33Oh.
21:34Teenage sweethearts reunited.
21:37How cute.
21:38Hi, Weezy.
21:39William.
21:40My sweet William.
21:42It's been too long.
21:43How have you been?
21:44Well, quite bad, as you'd imagine.
21:46Because the pandemic?
21:47Yeah.
21:48It sucks, right?
21:49I mean, we couldn't avoid those big questions, right?
21:52No, it's not bad.
21:53All stuck inside.
21:54Poor William just got out of jail.
21:57Worst five months of my life.
21:59Besides when I've studied abroad in Cambodia.
22:06Why were you in jail?
22:07Huh?
22:08What were you in jail for?
22:09Uh, well, if you ask them sexual assault.
22:12Thanks.
22:13So, come on.
22:14How's the sandal innovating going?
22:16SV, why are you being offish with me?
22:18I know you.
22:19I don't know.
22:20Why don't you take a few wild guesses?
22:21Felix?
22:22Let's go.
22:23Oh, is it going to be like this all night?
22:25You made them leave.
22:26You put them off their dinner.
22:27You can go too, if you like.
22:28Oh.
22:29Go on.
22:30You're kind of hurting my hand.
22:33What's going on?
22:34I don't know.
22:35It's weird.
22:36I didn't think he'd be here.
22:37It's weird.
22:38You know what I like about us, Fi?
22:39We are jobless and roundly misunderstood.
22:40But we don't do rape.
22:41Oh, great.
22:42We never have.
22:43That's good to know.
22:44We never will.
22:45You were right.
22:46We need some rape music.
22:47What?
22:48Rap music.
22:49She means rap music.
22:50You should be a bit better.
22:51She's been here a while now.
22:52Whizzy.
22:53Steady.
22:54Oh, come on.
22:56You don't need to stop.
22:57I can tell you got big, big energy.
23:00Make a stain to the stain like a melody.
23:03And if your girl ain't right, I got a remedy.
23:05It ain't too many of them that can handle me.
23:08Bad chick, I could be your fantasy.
23:10Tell me how you want.
23:12Little girl's room.
23:13You need a drink?
23:14Not unless it's tightly sealed.
23:16Honestly, he should really talk to Jeremy and Sam because they got into similar scrapes
23:21this year as well.
23:22Oh, awesome.
23:23So we're at the rape table?
23:24That's it?
23:25Uh, grey area, settled at a court table mostly.
23:28I need to make like an announcement or something, Jess.
23:30They need to know.
23:31I need to say something.
23:32But did you hear that Paul William has had his passport revoked?
23:35Now, I also, I don't think raping is nice at all.
23:37But not being able to spend the holes at his uncle's llama satch.
23:40Oh God, not the llama farm!
23:42Yeah, no, that's...
23:44Yeah, sad.
23:46It is sad, actually.
23:48Have you not seen Hyacinth?
23:50No, sorry.
23:52No?
23:53Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
23:58From the moment Georgia Peach was born, I thought, by God, that's a beautiful girl.
24:08You know, all the boys will be shoving each other out of the way for this one.
24:12Bloody hell.
24:14You know, I lost my wife.
24:20I wasn't attracted to.
24:27Great self.
24:28Sorry.
24:29Sorry.
24:30Sorry.
24:31Let's give it up for Dad.
24:33For those of you who know I'm not much of a writer, I text in Morse code.
24:42But, um...
24:45But this woman...
24:48She does something to me.
24:50The night falls, but her face remains the sun.
24:55Eyes like the morning.
24:57Lips like cinnamon buns.
25:00Lips.
25:01Lips.
25:02Lips.
25:03Lips.
25:04Lips.
25:05Lips.
25:06Lips.
25:07Lips.
25:08Lips.
25:09Lips.
25:10Hi.
25:11Hello.
25:12Good evening, all.
25:13I am Auriel's favourite cousin, Jetta.
25:17And I'm here to bring a new vibe.
25:20Thank God.
25:21Now, what I think this wedding needs is just a little bit of cunt.
25:27And speaking of, thank you, Georgia, for flying me out here first class.
25:33And for having me dripping in diamonds from my head all the way down to my toes.
25:39You're welcome, my angel.
25:41Now, how could I possibly begin to thank the best cousins in the world by letting you be the first to hear my new single?
25:51And so, without further ado, please enjoy the future EDM classic.
25:56I'm Honi.
25:57I'm Honi.
26:06Monday, I'm Honi.
26:08Tuesday, I'm Honi.
26:09Wednesday, you will be.
26:11Thursday, I'm Honi.
26:13Friday, I'm Honi.
26:14Sunday, I'm Honi.
26:16Sunday, I'm Honi.
26:18Sorry, you're Wo- Please.
26:19You're Honi.
26:20Honi.
26:21Sunday, come on.
26:22Woo!
26:23Standing Rhine's down there!
26:25And you are viewers, your honi!
26:27I'm Honi.
26:28I'm so fucking Honi.
26:31I'm so fucking horny!
26:39I'm Honi!
26:42Getsch monitoring.
26:43Tell me, Aufgabe, this is a되.
26:45Thank you, thank you everyone.
27:02Now everybody, get on the dance floor and shake what your mama gave you.
27:07Shake that thing, bitch.
27:09Can I, can I shake that thing, bitch?
27:11I love it and I shake that thing, yeah.
27:13It's called Diet Coke.
27:15Uh, we have Coke light?
27:17Okay, fine, whatever you have, okay?
27:20Sorry, I'm having a bit of a nervous breakdown.
27:22Breakdown?
27:23There's a sexual assaulter at the table.
27:26Are you okay?
27:27No.
27:31You don't have to get so worked up about it.
27:33We can just talk about it calmly, like when you don't.
27:36Really? Worked up? You think I'm worked up?
27:39Well yeah, you're like telling it, like you're shouting it.
27:42You don't even care.
27:43What are you gonna achieve? Send him to double jail?
27:45Okay, I'm sorry.
27:46First of all, don't ever tell me to talk calmly.
27:49Don't tell any woman to be calmly.
27:51Fuck!
27:54Okay.
27:55This is me, man.
27:57Excuse me.
27:59I'm sorry.
28:00I'm sorry.
28:01I'm sorry.
28:03I'm sorry.
28:04I'm sorry.
28:05I'm sorry.
28:06I'm sorry.
28:07I'm sorry.
28:08I'm sorry.
28:09I'm sorry.
28:10I'm sorry.
28:11I'm sorry.
28:12I'm sorry.
28:13I'm sorry.
28:14Mate, the Frenchies are going at it.
28:15Come on.
28:16He's reacting at all.
28:17Come on.
28:18Yeah, go have fun.
28:19Have a dance.
28:20Awesome, mate.
28:21Stop, don't.
28:22Listen to me.
28:23Stop.
28:24You're crazy?
28:25Okay, hold on.
28:27permeate it.
28:29We always wanted to see a French woman slap a French woman.
28:32Talk to me, punk.
28:33You don't have nothing with punk.
28:34You don't have any punk.
28:35Tell me.
28:36Your uncle.
28:37Yeah, you don't have punk.
28:38I'm sorry.
28:39Just like this.
28:40Just like this.
28:41My perspective is okay.
28:42Yeah, I'll have that just to stop.
28:59I'm starving, they're gonna bring food out.
29:01No, no, they're never gonna bring food out.
29:03It's a wedding, it's a British wedding.
29:05You know what, I've had to adjust to a lot here
29:07and I think I've done a pretty good job
29:09considering when I read the word estate,
29:11I thought I'd be living somewhere like this.
29:13I was just asking you for like one night, just one night.
29:15One night to what, just say it, shut the fuck up.
29:17No, of just like playing along with,
29:19I don't know, the customs of our country or whatever.
29:22The customs of our country?
29:23Who are you, Edith fucking Wharton?
29:25I'll be fit in, I'll be whoever you want me to be.
29:27Who do you want me to be?
29:28Fucking joke, you've never done that.
29:29I've never seen you do that.
29:30If anyone needs to rein it in, it's you.
29:32I do it all the time, I'm always rein it in for you.
29:36But seriously Felix, who are these people?
29:38They're fucking like crazy, fancy freaks.
29:41They're cheerful, but they're not dying.
29:43And they're horny, but they're not warm.
29:45Is this what your family is like?
29:46Please stop talking about my fucking family.
29:48I've asked you to leave that.
29:50I've told you everything there is to know about that.
29:52And every time we talk about it,
29:54you just start talking about yourself.
29:55So it's just like pointless.
29:57Oh, really?
29:59I gave so much to you and I was trying to help you.
30:02It's fine.
30:03I mean, let's talk about you then.
30:04You're in there saying old boy and young chap.
30:07I feel like I don't even know you.
30:08It's like, I get it, you went to the Harry Potter school
30:10for like naughty indie boys.
30:11Do you think I like these people?
30:13I don't fucking like these people either, Jess.
30:14Then why are we here?
30:15Because it's who I know.
30:17And for a long time before I met you,
30:18I was very fucking lonely.
30:19So I went to the parties and I drank the booze
30:21and I played the fucking games.
30:22I'm just playing the game, Jess, like a normal person
30:25so I can be around people.
30:26Okay, well, I'm here now.
30:27So why do we have to play the game?
30:31It's not like you're fucking authentic all the time.
30:34When you're around me, you pretend to be this warm,
30:35gushy feelings person.
30:37And then I hear you on the phone with your mum
30:38and you're like talking about what you ate
30:41and shitting on people that you're mad at.
30:42What the fuck else am I supposed to talk about?
30:45I'm just saying that I feel like it's normal for people
30:48to like adjust their behavior depending on the situation they're in.
30:52Like, I don't think it's fair for you to punish me for that.
30:56I was just asking you to be normal for like one night
30:58because I wanted you to support me
31:00because I don't find these situations very fucking easy.
31:04I've spent the whole week talking about my feelings
31:06and in case you haven't noticed,
31:07that's not something I'm very fucking good at.
31:09It's not something anyone in this country is very good at.
31:12I was just asking you to cut me some fucking slack
31:15for like one night.
31:18All you do is cut yourself slack, Felix.
31:20All right.
31:27Well, if that's how you feel,
31:28then you should like probably just go home or something.
31:30I'll just find my way home in the dark.
31:32That's a vibe.
31:33I just want to stop doing this.
31:35That's all.
31:35You're probably just pissed
31:36because your little ex-girlfriends are in there.
31:38You probably fucking love them fighting over you.
31:40Is it that basic, Jess?
31:41I don't think that's the issue.
31:42Like, I have good relationships with all these people.
31:45Are you kidding me?
31:47They fucking hate you.
31:48They want to put spears in your stomach.
31:50You don't fucking know anything about any of that.
31:52You've met them for like three seconds.
31:54Whatever.
31:55Maybe they're bad girlfriends.
31:56You don't know.
31:57Yeah, like me.
31:59Why are we saying like girlfriend,
32:01like we're nine years old?
32:02This is so fucking stupid.
32:04This is like such a dumb conversation.
32:06Why are you never saying it?
32:08You don't say it.
32:09The bus is over there, Summer.
32:18Thanks.
32:19See ya.
32:20Please stay.
32:21Yeah, have fucking fun.
32:22This was fun.
32:23Thank you for the talk.
32:23That was really nice.
32:24I enjoyed it.
32:37Thank God you're still here.
32:39She trained me, Jane.
32:40She trained me well.
32:42Because now, whenever I step into a room,
32:45damn, you're needy.
32:46The first thing I smell before I see it, before I hear it,
32:55is a girl in need of that kind of love.
33:00And I swoop in.
33:03And for a moment, I'm her knight in shining armor.
33:07But little by slowly, she starts to hate me.
33:16I couldn't be beaten, just to recognize for without hurting anyone.
33:23And running away, I thought that I could see you later.
33:31La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, see you later.
33:39I told me you didn't go wrong, I could recognize friends.
33:45It's a little time, ain't no right, I can't turn it away.
33:49I thought I'd, I thought I'd see you later.