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00:00Sous-titres par Juanfrance
00:30How did your gig go on Friday?
00:39Yeah, very good. Thank you. We're having a nice time here in Mid-West-South Fest.
00:48And we're here to promote the single extraterrestrial lady parts.
00:56We are a band called Fast Ghost, based out of London, and public service announcement.
01:05I lost my passport yesterday or the day before, so please, if you see Felix Remen's passport,
01:12please can you send it to base camp, and I will find it, and I will reward you. Thank you.
01:26Oh, God, help us. Did not know you were there.
01:31Can we, uh, can we chat a moment?
01:33Wow, that's never good.
01:35Listen, Jessica, I like you. Thank you.
01:41You're perfectly adequate to have around, but I brought you to London because I'd heard that you always got the job done.
01:50Now, honestly, since you've arrived, you seem to have been at loose ends.
01:56Hmm? I don't...
01:57Ah, hush. James Wenlick Rice starts prep in two weeks. This is a man who's won an Academy Award.
02:05Of course, for a bird in a pipe, a searing exploration of sex, workers.
02:09Yeah, I haven't seen it, but I need you to be fully present and accounted for, because he's an incredibly complex director to handle.
02:18Yeah, I'm so excited to meet him. I feel like moving across the ocean is a little intense sometimes, but I feel like I'm really...
02:24Fabulous. Josie has a list of ten behaviors to avoid from here on out. Look at me.
02:31Now, some of them are cultural, some are personal, but all of them will benefit you in life wherever you go after here.
02:41Thanks.
02:43Okay. Um...
02:46You've been eating quite smelly lunches, including a very few antisocial flavor of crisps, such as prawn.
02:53You played a few voice memos from your mum out loud, and she's not possessed of the gentlest tone.
02:59Like, that one actually is kind of true, so maybe just, like, you know, quiet.
03:03And you say, I have to pee, which forces us to visualize what you're doing in there, instead of saying you're just bobbed through.
03:08When you, like, change your shoes, just maybe do it, like, before you get into the office, because Jono's really sensitive to smell,
03:15and he says that your feet smell bad, and I feel really awkward saying that to you.
03:19We don't know for sure that they're mine.
03:20We don't.
03:21Because I feel like other people do change their shoes as well.
03:24No limitation.
03:27Stay while they stay unfolded.
03:31What are you looking at? I love it.
03:33Complication.
03:35The lines of space didn't...
03:37You're getting bored of it.
03:39No connection.
03:41See a reflection.
03:43Can't remember the next line.
03:45Can you do, like, a little trilly, like a little...
03:51I feel like we should get you in on the backing.
03:53Yeah!
03:54That's amazing.
03:56That drum was amazing down through.
03:57Yeah, nice.
03:58You're getting tighter every day, man.
04:00You're getting tighter every day.
04:01So how long are you saying we should hold it for now?
04:04Does it feel like the right length to you?
04:06One.
04:07Two.
04:08Three.
04:09Are you for real?
04:13So, Felix Rahman.
04:15Rahman.
04:16Rahman, sorry.
04:17Are you looking for work?
04:19Yeah.
04:20Yeah, but like I was saying, the main thing I've been doing is trying to write songs and stuff.
04:25Uh-huh.
04:26At the moment.
04:27Is that paying work?
04:28No, so I have been paid to make music, just not to make my own music.
04:32But, like, it will become paying work.
04:34It's just the problem is if I'm spending all my time trying to find other work, then I don't have the time to make that work.
04:41Like, my main work.
04:44So I have applied for lots of different jobs.
04:46It's just, I don't know, when your CV says session guitarist in a bunch of punk, trash punk, whatever bands,
04:53they're not jumping to make you the manager of a pasta restaurant, do you know what I mean?
04:57I'm not trying to be a brat about it.
04:59It's just, it's taken me a while to get to...
05:02Like, I don't do drugs anymore.
05:04Like, I don't drink.
05:05I'm a normal...
05:07It's just, like, for a couple of months.
05:10You know, I'm actually a bit of a muso myself.
05:14I have a band here, the Job Center Jug Jammers.
05:19Oh, cool.
05:21Is that, like, you play the jugs, or...?
05:24It's a rhythm and blues 90s style.
05:27We just call it that because of the multiple Js, because of Janet and John and Jimmy.
05:32Right.
05:34I'm Mike, but it doesn't matter.
05:38Well, do you want to play me some of your tracks?
05:41I'll let you know if they have promise.
05:43Dear Wendy Jones, do you ever have trouble being present where you actually are?
05:57Like, do you ever find yourself, say, having dinner with my ex-boyfriend while you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend?
06:04Or are you, like, studying Buddhism in addition to everything else you got going on?
06:08Okay, we have a lighting budget, bitch.
06:12I can't believe you can spend all that time on numbers.
06:14I can't count beyond ten. It makes my head hurt.
06:17You can. You just don't want to.
06:20Do you want to?
06:22No, but I want to have a job, and I do what I have to do in order to have a job.
06:26I mean, isn't adulthood just a series of things that we don't want to do but we have to?
06:31No, I think it's, like, trying to make sure you can do the things that you actually do want to do.
06:36Is this the job you always wanted?
06:39What kind of question is that?
06:41Literally just a question.
06:43Because I'm curious about you.
06:45Oh.
06:46Well, yeah, I mean, it's similar to what I really wanted to do.
06:51What about you? Have you always wanted to be a musician?
06:55Uh, not really.
06:57I mean, I'm not saying I became a musician out of revenge, but I think I got my first guitar when I was 15.
07:02I was trying to impress Angelica Proctor.
07:05She took my virginity in her mum's bed at a house party.
07:09And then she dumped me for some guy that she met at the Stone Circle at Glastonbury.
07:13Well, was she impressed?
07:14She did actually come to a gig, like, ten years later and tried to shag me, so.
07:18Tried?
07:19I didn't, yeah, very much successfully manage to shag me.
07:24Um, yeah.
07:26I have a question. Um, do you know how Americans are really horny for the British accent?
07:30Like, everything you say sounds really sexy and chic.
07:33Does it go both ways? Like, do you guys think that our accents are, like, really cute?
07:37Um, I find your accent cute.
07:42So, no.
07:46I, um, I can't stay up late tonight. I have a meeting at 8.30.
07:52What, like, a dinner meeting?
07:54No, like, a breakfast meeting, like, in the morning, before breakfast.
07:58A.M.?
07:59Yeah.
08:00Gross.
08:01Anyways, we've been staying up really late and it's been really lovely, but my boss had to talk to me today and it was...
08:07Uh-oh. Did you get bollocking?
08:10Uh, I would never let my boss fuck me, especially in the ass.
08:16What is wrong with you?
08:17What the fuck?
08:19Bollocking.
08:21Like, did he tell you off? Did he have a word with you? Like, I gave him a bollocking.
08:26I've never heard that. Are you making that up?
08:28No, that's like an English phrase. That's like an idiom.
08:31Like...
08:32You're literally lying.
08:33Google it. It doesn't mean fucking someone in the ass.
08:36I got scared that you thought I cheated on you. I would never do that to my fiancé.
08:41I really need to be on my A-game, so tonight you can't keep me awake.
08:46I think you're the one who's been keeping me awake.
08:48Here, let me help you with that.
08:50You're deleting.
08:51Sorry.
08:52You're adding and deleting.
08:53Sorry.
08:54You're not even gonna eat your foe.
08:57For sure, I'm gonna eat it.
08:59Oh, my God.
09:00Okay, let's have a do-over.
09:02Can't eat this cold, it won't be divine that way.
09:06You know, you can be a little genius with your spreadsheet,
09:09but I've noticed that you're not always that kind to yourself.
09:13What do you mean?
09:14Well, like eating your foe freezing cold, for example.
09:17Or washing your face with those really rough towels that you've got.
09:21Or sleeping with the curtains wide open.
09:23If I don't sleep with the curtains open, then how will I know it's morning?
09:26And if I don't know it's morning, I'll just keep sleeping and sleeping,
09:28and I might as well be asleep for forever.
09:30Like, I might as well be dead.
09:31I'll tell you when it's morning.
09:32I can be the curtains.
09:34I can be the curtains.
09:35That's all the hot hipster threesome for you.
09:44Cause I preach of freedom, but you're a fucking great excuse.
09:50Plus I'd rather get naked and swim in your block pool.
09:56And drive the dolphin bodies off and question your tattoos.
10:02Cause he's so pretty when he goes down on me.
10:08Cool skin digger baby blue shirt out the laundry.
10:13He tells me he's gentle when he wants to be.
10:17So I think he wants to be gentle with me.
10:24I actually can't believe that you've never watched Pannington.
10:27I've watched it like 20 times.
10:29What?
10:30It's a kids movie.
10:32My nephew doesn't like kids movies.
10:33His favourite movie is the English movie.
10:35Watch this bit.
10:36This bit's really important.
10:37It's actually where they set, like, the whole story up.
10:39I know all the details seem really random now,
10:43but they all come back later.
10:44So you have to concentrate.
10:45Okay.
10:46Mm.
10:47Oh God, I fucking hate this bit.
10:50Are you scared?
10:51Yeah, cause I know what's coming.
10:54But they find Uncle Pustuzzo, right?
10:57Uncle Pustuzzo!
10:59No.
11:03That's the problem.
11:04They don't find them.
11:05They literally never find them.
11:06That is really sad.
11:08Why would they do that in a kids movie?
11:13The graphics actually hold up really well, don't you think?
11:15Mm-hmm.
11:19This bit is ridiculous.
11:21It's so real.
11:22Mm-hmm.
11:25Oh yeah, this is the bit actually.
11:28This is like the worst bit.
11:30He looks so little in his boat.
11:34You're the lizard.
11:35Yes!
11:36Yes!
11:37Oh my God!
11:38We're getting married!
11:40Fantastic!
11:41You need to brace yourself.
11:43It doesn't get funny, like, for quite a while.
11:46I love this movie.
11:47It's so good.
11:48It's making me cry.
11:50He's so like, he's like looking at us like, oh God.
11:54So sad.
11:55And he's just lost his fucking uncle.
11:57He doesn't know if he's gonna see her again.
12:01He's like so cute.
12:03And he's like, they're putting into his like, brutal shit.
12:06It's insane.
12:08pools.
12:10Right in the house.
12:11Nice.
12:12I see.
12:13you must find a new home in london but but i don't know anyone there what if they don't even
12:33like bears you know is your heart made of fucking stone what she just put a fucking tag around his
12:41neck that's like this is please look after this bear god i know it's really she doesn't know what's
12:47gonna happen to him she's like oh now fucking how is that but i'm worried to like now when we get to
12:53the end of the film like you're not gonna have the ammo to like no i i was enjoying it because
12:58yeah as soon as you started crying i was like okay this one of us has to be yeah like basically
13:03because he's got so much marmalade that's like a signal for us that's like okay cheer up guys
13:08yeah it's gonna be okay he's gonna have a sandwich
13:11i can't believe you did
13:41that that's crazy you can't tell me movie trivia during sex do you want me to quote the whole of
13:47the matrix no i can quote the whole film off by heart please don't do that where are you going
13:52well i have to go to the bathroom because i'm not about that uti life is that why you're walking like
13:58that you know this walk it's a female classic yeah i've seen it before i just wanted to hear you say
14:05out loud that you're basically smuggling cum now there you're a cum smuggler
14:10if you've got a permit
14:14hey baby would you still love me if i was a worm
14:21what's the context hey what i mean when i meet you are you actually a worm or is this some sort of
14:29kafka-esque transformation like i become a worm like bam you wake up i'm next to you i'm a worm
14:35um i'd miss you i'd mourn you i'd be in recovery my whole life from losing you
14:43i'd keep you in a little terrarium and feed you the best worm food
14:48but i don't think our relationship would remain romantic
14:52what's your good answer
14:54baby would you still love me if i were a worm
14:58i refuse to be party to this trend think about it
15:01some kid in arkansas makes a video and what we're all supposed to emulate it in our spare time
15:06sounds pretty nonsensical doesn't it
15:09would you still love me if i was a worm would you still love me if i was a worm would you still love me if i was a worm
15:19wendy some days my mind just loops over and over as i think about the fact that if we hung out
15:24you probably would love me you'd be like wow jess she's so real
15:29instead you've been fed some story that makes me feel impossible to empathize with
15:33just wait until we show the boys this
15:36there's boys coming over
15:37well just at the high school dance
15:39you want to try
15:42wow it's really chic in french
15:44maybe you feel sorry for me
15:54like a girl who really did become a worm
15:56you're everything i disdain in this world
16:00wait why
16:02because
16:02because i want to hook up with you
16:04can can i hook up with you
16:08i mean you can do whatever you want
16:11you have the power
16:12well what if i want you to own me
16:15um
16:30i wasn't
16:44having a bathroom problem i was texting my mom just so you know
16:48well i didn't think you were having a bathroom problem
16:52are you okay
16:55uh yeah i'm just having a cigarette
16:58come here
17:02come here
17:04you really have to go to sleep
17:18okay
17:19okay
17:20i'm gonna stop you
17:21okay
17:22now this
17:35is relaxing
17:36so you're like staring at your phone all the way through paddington and then now this
17:43show about people getting their dreams shattered by alan carr
17:47is somehow chilling you out
17:49i mean yeah i feel like you have to watch people whose lives are worse than yours to relax
17:55i mean if i really wanted to conk out if i wanted to like fall asleep right away
17:58i'd watch dateline we'd be watching like an unsolved murder about a respected female pastor
18:04right
18:05i feel like that really puts yourself in perspective i mean she's really not coming back from that and it's really sad
18:10it's also like it's sad and it's oh i hate watching it's i hate that happened to her
18:16oh i'm falling asleep
18:17okay so murder murder is relaxing for you
18:23but like a sweet film about a bear what it's like giving you a panic attack like what
18:29it makes me feel like
18:31i can't relate as much i'm not i'm not the bear you know like the bear found his family found his people
18:39and look at me i did it
18:41but there is like a bit of paddington about you too don't you think
18:45what do you mean
18:47like i don't know the way you've come over from america with like a little tag around your neck
18:53that says please look after this girl
18:55like i don't heat everyone's noodles up
18:58and for some reason like i'm genuinely worried about the amount of time you're spending on your phone and stuff
19:03i don't know there's something about you that makes me want to take care of you
19:08well anyways you like me now but what if i gold pants here
19:15what if you what what what if i gold pants you that's what we used to call it in college
19:21where you'd be really horny for someone and then suddenly repulse
19:24like my friend janet used to date this guy who was really sexy and cool and mature
19:29and then one day he came to pick her up for a date and he was wearing gold pants
19:33oh
19:35having you ever been gold pants
19:37hmm
19:38i mean
19:40there is one girl who
19:44like basically we just have sex
19:46every year on my birthday
19:48for like nine years
19:49wow that's a commitment
19:51and then
19:52one year i woke up
19:54in her bed the morning after
19:56and she was eating
19:57the leftover chinese food that we'd had the night before
20:00okay so no food in bed i guess
20:03no like i eat in bed all the time i literally eat my meals in bed but
20:07it was something more about like
20:10her eyes were just sort of really vacant
20:13like she wasn't even enjoying it because that would almost be hot in a way
20:17but there was just this look that she had of
20:20i guess desperation
20:23or
20:24like a need
20:26that would never be fulfilled
20:28there was something about it that just really
20:31i don't know i guess it scared me
20:35does that count is that gold pants material
20:39yeah you got the ick
20:41how long have you been sober
20:45um
20:47like two and a half weeks
20:49it's actually been like
20:55no i'm actually doing really well
20:58i couldn't tell
20:58i've done like nearly three years
21:00okay
21:01of like sober sober
21:03because i stopped
21:03obviously i stopped the hard stuff a bit before the booze
21:06but
21:06like i'm not a member of a program or anything
21:09but i do have one of those like silly counter apps on my phone
21:12what was like your rock bottom
21:14oh man
21:16like there was one time when
21:18i went on a bender and had sex with my sister
21:22this friend
21:27my sister's friend
21:28oh my god that's psychotic
21:31you scared me so bad
21:33i was like sitting here thinking like i guess we could talk through it people make mistakes
21:37it was just like a really messy night
21:39and like we'd known each other since we were 10
21:42we were never really that into each other but
21:44i woke up and like i woke up and like was completely out of it i think she must have been on a period
21:50because it looked like i'd murdered her and i'd shat myself
21:52she had like a mirrored ceiling for some reason so i could see the whole thing
21:56oh my god and like the weird thing is like that wasn't even enough to stop me
22:01in the end i think it was just like i don't know trying to be a musician or whatever and like if you're fucked the whole time you can't write music can you or you can be all you fucking shit so
22:12and then when i started using i started to remember all this stuff from the past
22:18like what
22:21oh you know just like
22:24boring stuff
22:29hello mother
22:32i mean honestly i could take out a restraining order against her at this point
22:39i mean if you're talking that much she's not really giving you a chance is she
22:44i think with british families it's more like birds
22:47they beat you out of the nest the second you don't need your worms chewing do you know what i mean
22:51well jewish women are like clothespins it hurts when they attach themselves to you
22:57nice
22:58what about your dad
23:01well he died yeah he's dead
23:04oh
23:05for real
23:07why did you kill him
23:11seriously what was he like
23:16um
23:17well
23:19he had parkinson's disease like
23:22a really aggressive form
23:25called multiple systems atrophy
23:27it's like if parkinson's and luke garrick's disease had an evil baby
23:31um he could barely talk and he would just sit in his easy chair all day and like watch old westerns
23:41just butch cassidy over and over and over again
23:43yeah
23:45but
23:46when i was younger
23:48oh my god
23:50there's no one there's no one i'd rather see
23:52i'd be like stuck at an awful play date and then he'd walk in thank god
23:59okay
24:01hey dog
24:03all right okay
24:08you wanna go
24:09you get your stuff
24:10let's blow us popsicles down
24:13this is a i think it's a dog
24:17you can make it a unicorn
24:20A dog unicorn?
24:21Yeah.
24:22A dog unicorn? Okay.
24:25He had these, like, really delicate hands.
24:29He was really good at making things.
24:31I see.
24:32I loved watching him play with Clay.
24:38Or roll a joint when he had friends over on Sunday for Christmas.
24:42Hey, hey, hey. Go back to bed, honey. Go on. Go on.
24:49He told us that everyone should be able to drive a car, roll a joint, and soft-boiled egg.
24:58At the same time?
25:00I can't do any of those things. He'd probably be fucking mortified.
25:05I could do your maths, though.
25:07Mm-hmm.
25:09Maths.
25:11Tell me about your parents.
25:13Do you think Astrid can see colours?
25:22Or do you think for dogs it's, like, the smells of the colours?
25:28Hang on. Hang on.
25:30Okay.
25:31No, wait a second.
25:41Oh, no.
25:45Mm-hmm.
25:47Oh, fuck it.
25:49Fuck it.
25:50Fuck.
25:51Oh, fuck.
25:53Sorry.
25:55One more.
25:56Okay.
25:56No, fuck.
25:57Okay.
25:58I got bail, sorry.
25:59White flag.
26:01Um.
26:02I'm all out of calm.
26:03Are you...
26:04Is everything okay?
26:05Like, you were yelling and...
26:07Yeah, no, sorry.
26:09I thought I...
26:09Didn't come?
26:10...going for gold, but I guess I'm in my 30s now.
26:13I get it.
26:16It's nothing that, like, I did sexually right.
26:18Like, I didn't make you feel uncomfortable or do something that you didn't like.
26:21Or maybe I did something that you liked a lot, but I didn't do it for that long.
26:24I mean, I was trying to do a lot of sex stuff with a toothbrush.
26:26I don't know if that was coming across.
26:28If you could see me in the mirror doing, like, a lot of, like, oh, no, is she going to put it all the way in?
26:33How could...
26:33You're sexy.
26:33You know you're sexy.
26:35What, are you fishing for compliments now?
26:37No.
26:38I love your body.
26:39I love everything about your body.
26:40I love how you fuck.
26:42Also, actually, one specific thing I've been meaning to tell you, you always have sex hair, which is really hot.
26:48Okay, enough.
26:49That's crazy.
26:49I thought I wanted the compliments.
26:51I don't know if I want any more.
26:54It's like I want the affirmation, but also I'm like, yeah, I know.
27:00I've always actually felt really hot, except for when I haven't.
27:03Okay.
27:04So, when have you not felt hot?
27:08I think every woman's been told that she's, like, not a model.
27:13Even models are told that.
27:15I feel, like, embarrassed that I even said anything, so let's just forget it.
27:18And just agreeing that we're both attracted to each other, I feel, like, insane for even bringing it up.
27:24Yeah, I mean, if I could paint, I would paint the shit out of you, for what it's worth.
27:29I'd paint your tits and your arse and your cute little mouth.
27:32It looks like a rose.
27:33Yeah, paint it all day.
27:40You're really hot, you know that.
27:42Thanks.
27:43I'm not that invested in being hot, but maybe you can, like, say some nice things about me.
27:51Seriously?
27:52Yeah, I think I deserve it.
27:56Okay.
27:57Um, I like that, um, that you're gentle, but also really naughty.
28:03Mm-hmm.
28:04And I like that you're logical, but, like, in a really wild way.
28:08Okay.
28:09And I like that, um, you know, usually I would go to sleep to try to pass the time quicker, but with you, I want to stretch it all out.
28:22Okay, so when I press play, you have to get to kissing, and you can't stop until the song's over.
28:27You're going to be really good because you're a musician.
28:29Okay.
28:29And how long is this song?
28:31Never you mind.
28:32It doesn't matter.
28:33You're going to be good at it.
28:35Okay.
28:35You have to, like, kind of kiss to the, um, music, you know?
28:38Okay, you ready?
28:39Mm-hmm.
28:40Now when I press play, you've got to get to kissing, and you can't stop until the song is done.
28:46How long is this song?
28:48Oh, never you mind.
28:50And...
28:51Oh, never you mind.
29:01Sometimes, Wendy, life demands that you just show up and shut up.
29:27Even if it's just for the length of a funkadelic song.
29:31What are you seeing?
29:39Like right now?
29:42Yeah, like in your mind?
29:45Um, like outer space.
29:48Which is so weird because I don't really care about outer space.
29:55What about you?
29:57You come hiding in a bush.
30:05And I can hear the enemy troops approaching.
30:10But I found a safe spot.
30:15I'm not going to get caught.
30:16Really?
30:32Oh, sorry.
30:34I'm not going to get caught.
30:41I'm not going to get caught.
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