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Below Deck Season 1 Episode 7
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00:00Previously on Below Deck.
00:02Don't lie to me. I know that you were drinking.
00:04I'm giving you the option to go to Lee yourself and tell him.
00:07This situation with Kat probably touches closer to home
00:10because her and I live in the same room,
00:12and so the tension is just palpable.
00:14Well, I just wanted to ask you if you would consider switching rooms with me.
00:18I know you've been a captain before.
00:20I'm gonna ask you to set that aside
00:22because there can only be one captain on a boat.
00:25I'm in.
00:25Check the door one more time.
00:28Knowing that Sam isn't reliable, I need Kat right now.
00:32Kat, come with me.
00:33There's something on that mirror.
00:35She's having me do everything, and I'm tired.
00:38How long do I have to carry us for?
00:42Are you guys talking about switching rooms?
00:44You know what? It doesn't really concern you.
00:50Well, then talk to her.
00:52The finer points.
00:53You want to know about my room?
00:55Spend a night in it.
00:58So how late did you guys stay up last night?
01:17Um, kind of late.
01:19Really?
01:19Maybe like two or so.
01:21Are you guys ready to go?
01:22Uh, waiting for Ben.
01:25He's not up yet.
01:26I mean, I just went down and woke him up,
01:27but he's not here.
01:31I'm already stressed out
01:32because the charter guests are arriving this afternoon.
01:34We have to get everything ready.
01:36We're already running behind.
01:38When you guys come back from shopping,
01:40we're not gonna be here.
01:41We're gonna be over at Marigold.
01:42We still don't have the provisions on board.
01:44I am not happy.
01:45We're gonna be over at Marigold.
02:01Rotten.
02:03Rotten, isn't it?
02:04Okay, let's go to liquor
02:05because you need to get cooking wine.
02:07And cooking whiskey
02:08and cooking tequila
02:10So what do you think about this room change idea?
02:15Kat wants to do this cabin swap.
02:18I'm happy with Alex right now
02:20and I feel like I'm in the middle of this.
02:23I'll do it.
02:24I'll do it.
02:25I'll do it.
02:25I don't mind.
02:26If it means that much to Kat,
02:28I'm willing to do it.
02:29We're gonna get a better product
02:31if Kat has her way.
02:33You know what?
02:34I'll just appease the old girl
02:35and change rooms.
02:36Let's just make this a clean transition.
02:38Because I don't need more drama
02:40changing rooms.
02:42There's already enough drama
02:43you know, to begin with.
02:45I agree.
02:46You're right.
02:47Okay.
02:48Adrian and I have actually come a long way.
02:51In the beginning I found her ultra aggressive.
02:54But you know what?
02:56On a yacht you cannot hold grudges.
02:58Alright?
02:58If you're gonna hold grudges
02:59you may as well leave.
03:06Um.
03:07A question.
03:08Who do you want on anchor watch?
03:10I don't know yet.
03:13What do you got on her?
03:16Yes.
03:18Did I just hear right on that?
03:21Did I just hear that?
03:22That's definite.
03:24Thanks for the call.
03:26Did I just hear right on that?
03:28Did you hear what I heard?
03:29I heard the chart was canceled.
03:32Yep.
03:32No money.
03:35No money.
03:35Well, not enough money.
03:37Insufficient funds.
03:38Okay.
03:39This is a bummer.
03:41It's a really big bummer
03:42because we're not gonna be getting to hit money.
03:44Wow.
03:45Alex, Alex, Lee.
03:47Go ahead, Lee.
03:49The charter has been canceled.
03:50What?
03:52You've got to be fucking kidding me.
03:54The charter has been canceled.
03:56What?
03:57Wait, charter's off?
03:58Captain's standing by.
03:59Captain's standing by.
04:00That's Drake.
04:00He's just waiting.
04:01We're standing by.
04:02Guys, we're standing by.
04:03Hey, guys.
04:04Guys, guys, we're standing by.
04:06This means we have three days off.
04:08No late night guests.
04:09No Adrian chasing us around with a list.
04:12Just, um, just no bulls**t.
04:15The mask is holding down downstairs, please.
04:17I can hear you all the way up on the bridge deck.
04:20As you are probably already aware,
04:22the charter has been canceled.
04:25The charter is canceled.
04:27Try to act like you've heard this before or something.
04:29This is awesome.
04:31I'm so excited.
04:32I'm getting scuba diving tomorrow.
04:34I'm getting wasted the next day.
04:36And the day after that, I'm going shopping.
04:39I need a vacation.
04:41Everyone needs a vacation.
04:42Let's make plans.
04:46Going to the galley.
04:49All right.
04:49Let's get the stuff unloaded.
04:50Oh, wait.
04:51Chocolate.
04:52This is refrigerable.
04:54All right.
04:54Let's bring it down.
04:55Alex Lee, can I get you into the, uh, wheelhouse, please?
05:05Here's what I want to do this afternoon.
05:07We're going to move.
05:07I think we'll move over to Grand Cass.
05:09Try and suck in close.
05:11But on the way over there, I want to do a, uh, fire drill underway.
05:16And you won't know where it is.
05:18You just have to wait for me to tell you.
05:19I don't want the crew to know anything.
05:22Sounds good.
05:23I'm not nervous at all in my crew or my drill skills.
05:26I know how to put out a fire.
05:27It's not about that.
05:28It's about training your crew on the proper procedures to get it done right.
05:32Any questions?
05:33Negative.
05:33I think with Alex, we need to find out exactly how much knowledge he's absorbing, because
05:39if he thinks I'm just going to hand him the controls of a $20 million yacht, he's mistaken.
05:43So, Ben said he's totally fine switching rooms with you.
05:49So, go ahead and do it.
05:50You can do it today.
05:51Yep.
05:51He's totally fine with it.
05:53So, just go ahead and do it.
05:55Wow.
05:55He's going to be...
05:56Three co-ed rooms now.
05:57Should make for a lot of...
05:59Well, he didn't tell me that.
06:01What did he tell you about?
06:02Yeah.
06:02We talked about it today.
06:04Oh.
06:04He's totally fine with it.
06:05You guys can switch, and then it'll be happy, happy land again.
06:10How did she find out about it and tell me that I'm switching rooms, and Ben didn't talk
06:14with me about it?
06:15I should have been the first to know.
06:18Why has Adrian confronted me?
06:20I'm not switching rooms.
06:22I think it would be good.
06:23Well, it was originally your idea.
06:25So, she convinced Ben to do it.
06:29Somehow, maybe she gave him a blowjob.
06:32We're the luckiest people in the boat.
06:38Why are you guys the luckiest?
06:40Because you get along so well?
06:41Yeah.
06:41Because we get along so well, and among other things.
06:49Ready when you are, Captain.
06:52Let's go.
06:54Just start waiting.
06:56That's a return.
07:02Do you like it up there?
07:23It's a better view, and the TV's better.
07:25You've got a better view of the TV.
07:27I'm pretty happy.
07:29I like it that you guys go behind my back and try and finagle something.
07:33What the hell are you talking about?
07:35Why wouldn't you just tell me that you'd switch rooms with me?
07:38Why did you have to go to Adrian, and did you have to make sure she was going to give you
07:42a blowjob every night or something before you said yes?
07:45I wasn't part of the deal, actually.
07:46Then what is part of the deal?
07:49Unbelievable.
07:50This is just crazy, you know?
07:53She's now upset because Adrian and I kind of sorted it out between ourselves.
07:59Cats are wreck.
08:01You're the one who wanted to switch rooms, and now you're pissed off that you're switching
08:04rooms.
08:05I'm pissed off that you went ahead, and instead of telling me you'd switch rooms, you told
08:09her.
08:10But you wanted to switch rooms.
08:11Yeah, but why did you tell her?
08:14Because it was a conversation that I needed to have with Adrian.
08:17Oh, it was?
08:18Yes.
08:18Why did you need to have it with her?
08:20Why do you think?
08:21I don't know.
08:22Up until now, I've been relatively attracted to Ben.
08:27And now that he wants to move in with my enemy, I'm not happy.
08:34I just can't stand the drama.
08:35Like, can I switch or not?
08:37It's a yes or no.
08:37Well, you created the drama, and it seems like the drama's not over.
08:42I'm just going to level with everyone right now.
08:44I do think Kat is insane.
08:46Now, the drama is really going to get started.
08:51This is such primary school s***, you know?
08:55Yeah, well, I feel like I'm 12 years old.
08:57What is going on over there?
09:07Does everyone have their radios on?
09:12Damn!
09:14Are we mustering?
09:16Get your station.
09:17What's that?
09:18Yeah, fire alarm and he isn't in room.
09:20Go ahead and get your stations.
09:21CJ gets on the radio saying, there's a fire in the engine room.
09:24I'm like, oh, no, because now everyone's confused.
09:28All crew, all crew, all crew.
09:30Who started yelling that there was a fire in the engine room?
09:33Who else?
09:33CJ.
09:34I know where the fire is, and I know at the end of the day, I'm the one that's going to get cream for it.
09:38All right, listen up, all crew.
09:40The fire alarm is not in the engine room.
09:43It is number four area, crew valley.
09:47I believe the toaster caught on fire in the crew mess.
09:50Guys, I need someone here to help me get dressed.
09:52I can't do this by myself.
09:53That's why we're helping.
09:53There's a fire!
09:56Nobody actually really knows what's going on.
09:58Someone turned my valve on.
09:59Put the mask on.
10:00It's upside down.
10:01That's not CO2.
10:06That's dry powder.
10:07You ready?
10:08I was just supposed to bring the closest one.
10:10If it was a toaster fire, just throw the toaster overboard.
10:13It's a serious, very serious method-duddling.
10:19Fire is not going out with CO2.
10:21The extinguisher is out.
10:23The fire team is hosing down the fire.
10:27Nash, Nash, start emergency.
10:28Village pump, please.
10:31Since when do you use a fire hose to battle an electrical fire?
10:37You just killed everybody on the hose.
10:39That was good.
10:40I wish I timed you guys, but that was good.
10:47That's two!
10:48Hey, listen to the story.
10:49If you're out there screaming, cursing, I can't go out with him.
10:54Let's get everybody up here for a rehash of this.
11:04Okay.
11:05The alarm sounded at 1.50, and somebody gave somebody some bad information.
11:10I just kind of stumbled with words.
11:12I meant to say, I'm in the engine room, and I see a fire alarm.
11:15Instead, the words came out.
11:17Fire in the engine room.
11:18Yeah, sorry, that was completely my fault.
11:20And then it was your job to ascertain whether we had a fire or not.
11:23I said that the toaster caught on fire.
11:25Ah, you said the toaster was caught on fire at 1.57, seven minutes after it started, which
11:32is five minutes longer than is acceptable.
11:341.59, you said the fire was out.
11:37It's a full nine minutes.
11:38You used water to put out an electrical fire.
11:42So theoretically, we could have had two casualties if this had been an actual electrical fire.
11:47I never leave the bridge under any circumstances.
11:49You are the head mother f***ing in charge.
11:52The whole situation is a success or a failure based on what you do.
11:57Uh, Fred, I need you here.
11:59Nash and Alex, the rest of you.
12:01Carry on.
12:02Roger.
12:02You're so cool.
12:04Study these guys, try to memorize them a little better for the next one.
12:07I know I screwed up, you know.
12:08I got a reaming and an earful from him.
12:11That's not a way to treat people at all.
12:13You need to study your stuff.
12:15The mistakes that you're making could be fatal to somebody.
12:18I gotta have a first officer I can count on.
12:21And right now, you're not it.
12:24We'll give it another shot.
12:25We're gonna do another drill tomorrow.
12:27If somebody leaks it to the crew, if I got it, I swear I'll have somebody's ass.
12:30I want them totally surprised by it.
12:33And you're gonna run it again.
12:35Where is it?
12:36Well, that's what you told me about this one.
12:38And we lost two people.
12:40I know I'm 80 years younger than Lee, but I'm not a kid.
12:42I didn't get this license out of a Cracker Jack box.
12:45And getting criticized day and night, it's not the way you train a crew.
12:48And supposedly you're a relief captain that you're gonna hand the boat off to.
12:51Hey, you should come down here.
12:54No.
12:56I think you should come up here.
12:58My bunk's more comfy.
12:59Mine is more mine.
13:01I'm actually gonna make a list of how I want to put that stuff on.
13:04Okay, Adrienne.
13:05You make a list.
13:07Hey, at least I will f***ing cross the list off myself instead of asking you to do it.
13:11No more lists.
13:12Wait, I want the come and play.
13:16Come and play.
13:17Are you gonna stay down there and I can get up top?
13:20Oh my God.
13:21Wait, I'm gonna fall so hard.
13:23I have you.
13:24I have you.
13:24Should I bring a pillow?
13:28You should lock the doors.
13:29You should do them.
13:30Okay.
13:32Now we are.
13:33Action.
13:34If all of my study partners were this hot, I would have never graduated from college.
13:37Okay, so it's my job, once I find out what kind of fire it is, to grab two fire extinguishers
13:43from within to...
13:45Jealous.
13:46I'm so jealous.
13:48Obviously, I don't want to see him take the blame for something, so, you know, we're all
13:51going to have Alex's back.
13:52We're actually going over firework right now.
13:54Since I just got reamed.
13:56Yeah, I want you, everyone, to memorize everyone's station.
13:59Yeah, we're awesome.
14:00Dude, look at us.
14:01We're on it, buddy.
14:02We're on it.
14:02We got two copies.
14:03Honestly, look, we're doing it.
14:04And I'm making a list of exactly how I want to get dressed so I can do it faster.
14:11What?
14:12Do you like it?
14:13Identical colors, look.
14:15Okay, let's figure out panties now.
14:17Come on, darling.
14:18I love flirting with Alex.
14:20You know, I question whether I would hook up with Alex or not.
14:23Maybe I will.
14:24Maybe I won't.
14:27What do you think?
14:29Blau?
14:30Blau?
14:31Blau.
14:32Blau.
14:32You pressed my khakis.
14:34You pressed your khakis?
14:35Is that even a question?
14:36Oh.
14:37Is that even a question?
14:39I'm really stoked we have a night off.
14:42I want to hang out.
14:43I want to relax.
14:44I want to drink a glass of wine and just do nothing.
14:47And not think about work for a minute.
14:49Tender's here.
14:50Let's go.
14:56We're here.
14:57Who's next to me?
15:01Who's next to me?
15:03The nicest roast can't we've been to.
15:06Hi, everybody.
15:08You have the menu already on the table.
15:10We're here.
15:11And we're doing this inside.
15:12We will do a bottle of rosé.
15:15This is exactly how this should be.
15:17Everybody getting along and everybody having a great time.
15:19And I wish it was like this all the time.
15:21I'd like to make a toast real quick, guys.
15:23Alex would like to make a toast.
15:25I just want to say thank you to everyone.
15:27Doing a great job today.
15:28On the drill, obviously, you guys see I'm stressed out about it.
15:31Because Captain Dipshit attacked me.
15:33We did our best.
15:34Your entire crew has your back on the spot.
15:37We feel all of us unanimously feel like the captain was out of line.
15:42He was overly aggressive.
15:42He's out of line the whole time and he can't take questions.
15:45Especially for females.
15:46You handled yourself professionally and exactly as you should have.
15:49So you're labeling a fictitious fire.
15:53Yeah.
15:53And you're not getting any information.
15:56Nobody knows what that ficts knows what that ficts is going on.
16:01That's your friend, dude.
16:02You guys are awfully loud.
16:03Guys, this is sweet.
16:04When I go out to dinner, I want to have a nice time and not be embarrassed.
16:09We got the email at 1130 at night, remember?
16:11That's the massage night.
16:13That's two.
16:14Hey, listen to the story.
16:15We're all tired and overworked, stressed.
16:20We got a couple that are drunk, you know, and just being obnoxious.
16:23And rude.
16:24Mr. Lee, it says, um...
16:26Who said that?
16:27You ready?
16:27Listen to the ficts story.
16:28Let's go.
16:29Let's go.
16:29Let's go.
16:29Listen.
16:30What the ficts?
16:31You were jerking off under the table.
16:35Stop it.
16:37Behave.
16:39It's okay.
16:40Just shut up.
16:41I'm chilling.
16:42I'll be going inside.
16:43Please.
16:44What did you have?
16:45I need to, uh, I need to get back to the boat.
16:47But you ordered a meal and it hasn't arrived yet, right?
16:49Correct.
16:50It's fine.
16:50We'll bring it for you.
16:51Don't worry about it.
16:52I'll see you guys at the back of the boat.
16:53I'm going to get a taxi back.
16:54We're a team.
16:55If you're out there screaming, cursing, just acting like a complete idiot, it's terrible.
17:02You know, I can't, I can't go out with them anymore.
17:06Any cool?
17:08I'm fine.
17:09It's just, I don't even want to have dinner with these guys anymore.
17:13They're too loud.
17:15They're obnoxious.
17:17Disrespectful.
17:18Just the lowest form of class you can have.
17:21I look around the restaurant, people are staring because CJ is slapping the table and yelling
17:27and Kat is screaming, you know, in her ridiculous accent about some sort of bullsh** that's going on.
17:34It's just like, it's absolutely ridiculous and it's rude and I don't want any part of it.
17:40This is the most awkward, uncomfortable dinner I have ever had.
17:44I'm drunk and I'm horny and I'm bored.
17:49Heyo.
17:50Real my f*****g shoes.
17:53Oh!
17:59Here's the problem with this.
18:00Nobody knows what the f***** knows what the f***** is going on.
18:06Where are we going?
18:06No, no, no.
18:08That's my team.
18:09I couldn't sit there.
18:10I just...
18:11We, you guys all left and like it was a really awkwardly empty table so we all shipped it.
18:17This should be the best time that we have together.
18:20There's no guests.
18:21We should be able to just enjoy each other's company and instead everybody's pissed off and miserable.
18:26If you stop slurring your speech, it might be...
18:28That is rude.
18:29That is rude.
18:30We ordered, we ordered yet again.
18:32He clearly did not serve all of us simultaneously.
18:36Yeah, it's so nice.
18:37I don't know if it's fun to you, but you don't know if it's fun to me.
18:41Right.
18:42Terrible person.
18:43Obviously awful.
18:45This is the most awkward, uncomfortable, inappropriate, rude and disrupted dinner I have ever had in a public place.
18:53I second that.
18:54I third it.
18:55Where's TJ and Ben and...
18:58Come on, don't worry about that.
19:00At this point, I think we're lucky that we don't have any responsibility tomorrow, that we don't have to flip the boat or have guests on board or do any more drills.
19:08I mean, I think this crew is just too dysfunctional for that right now.
19:13Shall we?
19:14We'll get work tomorrow.
19:15There you have it.
19:16I know, I know, kid.
19:17Come on, gang.
19:19Benny boy.
19:19Dolly.
19:20Andiamo.
19:22We are my f***ing Jews.
19:24Um, ba-da-ba-ba.
19:26Baby, 29, don't we go and go play?
19:28Can we go play?
19:30Come here, honey.
19:31Wait.
19:32Wait, come on.
19:33Give us some scissors.
19:34Give us some scissors.
19:35Ow!
19:38Oh!
19:40What the hell is going on here?
19:42Really, seriously?
19:44You guys all right?
19:45Come here.
19:45And then you out.
19:46Come on.
19:47Go.
19:48Mr. Rockwood.
19:49Yeah.
19:50It really hurt.
19:52You all right?
19:52What's up, Robin?
19:53Bang.
19:54Are you staying or coming, baby?
19:57Oh, I'm coming with you.
19:58You're coming for a whiskey?
19:59Jump in.
20:01Watch out for the sharks, CJ.
20:03Where is my handsome man?
20:05Which one?
20:06Can you guys come play with me?
20:08Everyone's going to bed.
20:10And I'm drunk.
20:11And I'm horny.
20:13And I'm bored.
20:15Moving.
20:15Moving.
20:19Hey, y'all.
20:20Kat has locked me in a room.
20:23I've had a few drinks, let's be honest.
20:26What happened?
20:27I'll leave that to everyone's imagination.
20:31I don't kiss and tell.
20:32Come on.
20:35Easy.
20:36Let's go through it real quick.
20:44All right.
20:45We're going to have a fire in the stairway room compartment.
20:49It is going to spread, so you're going to have to make some calls at the end of the day.
20:51But if it spreads to the engine room and it's still going, there's no way I can put it out.
20:55Abandon ship.
20:56Captain, fire can be contained.
20:58This drill is the drill of all drills.
20:59We have uncontrollable fire that leads to abandon ship.
21:02I just hope all the crew study their asses off to get this thing done right.
21:05Or else, I'm going to hear from Captain Ol' Peg Legger.
21:07He's going to unscrew his leg and beat me over the head and throw me overboard.
21:12Lee, we're ready for roll.
21:14Got everybody in place?
21:16There's some crew members still sleeping.
21:17Let's see how they react to a fire drill while they're sleeping.
21:21Works for me.
21:28Wake up.
21:29Grab your radios.
21:29Wake up.
21:31Get up.
21:32Mustard station.
21:33Mustard station.
21:34Now I'm going to go down and check it out.
21:37God damn it.
21:39I hope we get this right.
21:40There appears to be a fire in the port side lazarette.
21:43I'm so hungover and there's a fire alarm.
21:46I have no pants on.
21:47I wasn't wearing pants.
21:48So I'm one eye open going through my closet trying to find something appropriate to wear during a fire drill.
21:56All the foam and CO2 you can find right now.
22:00Let's go, guys.
22:00Move it.
22:01This fire's going out of control.
22:03Be aware we have a secondary alarm in the engine room.
22:06Confirmed.
22:07There's a fire in the engine room.
22:08Dave, turn on the fire sprinkler system.
22:11Sprinkler system is on.
22:12Nash, you're clear to exit.
22:14Okay, Lee, we have Nash.
22:15The engine room is clear.
22:17Fire is out of control.
22:18In the lazarette.
22:19Here we go.
22:20Abandon ship.
22:20Roger.
22:21Abandon ship, guys.
22:22Get in your station.
22:25Abandon ship.
22:25Because you all suck.
22:28You get one fire extinguisher, put it out, or jump overboard.
22:33I need my desk to go up here as soon as possible.
22:37All guests mustered.
22:40Light jackets.
22:41Jumping overboard, guys.
22:42Get your light jackets on.
22:43Get your emergency suits on.
22:46As soon as yours is on, help your buddy.
22:51Stand in your station for your lifetime.
22:53All right, stand down and kill the general alarm, please.
23:05Not bad.
23:06Three hours of sleep.
23:07Sorry, Eddie.
23:08I didn't want to surprise you, but I had no choice.
23:10I'm sweating out vodka from my pores.
23:15That was awesome.
23:15We've pulled it together.
23:17We're a team, and it's something to be proud of.
23:19How did you guys feel about the drill?
23:21Better than yesterday.
23:22The rescue was pretty good.
23:23The call you made to get me out of it was pretty good.
23:26But CJ, one of the first things they teach in firefighting is you want as many layers of anything between you and the fire.
23:33I was asleep where I have a shirt on the way out the door.
23:37Just go in there bare-chested like Superman and knock that down.
23:40Otherwise, why bother putting a jacket on?
23:42That was complete bullsh**.
23:45The guy was sleeping.
23:46He didn't know there was a fire.
23:47He just heard an alarm.
23:48Everybody's up on top, and they're going to launch the light grass from the third deck, and then you're just going to what?
23:53Get airborne?
23:53There's no f***ing excuse for not getting to your goddamn stations and getting your s*** on.
23:58Is that understood?
23:59Yeah, but it was on fire.
24:01Oh, thank you so much.
24:02Am I hearing this right?
24:04Is this the way the meeting's going?
24:05I'm personally sort of getting tired of Captain Lee coming down on all of our crew.
24:10That's ridiculous.
24:11In the event that the entire thing is engulfed in flames, and it's burning, and it's hot, and we can't actually stand on it, where do we go?
24:16Proper thing to do would have been for him to give you instructions that he got from me.
24:21While I'm burning, I'm not going to stand there and wait for somebody to tell me.
24:24And do you think we would actually stand there and let you burn without telling you?
24:27I'm asking so as to.
24:29And I'm telling you, you wait for instructions.
24:31They will come.
24:34Nobody expects you to stand there and die.
24:37Our whole purpose of this is so you don't.
24:40What is so difficult about that, people?
24:43And why is that smirk on your face, Sam?
24:47Just a happy person.
24:48I don't think we did a terrible job at all.
24:51I think we did a pretty damn good job.
24:53He was just being such an idiot.
24:56People would have died.
24:58That's why we're doing this.
24:59Not to make anybody look bad, but to save somebody's life, wondering if it really becomes a fact.
25:04The drill went perfectly in my eyes, and it just shows how shallow and insecure he is, and just wanting to make us look bad.
25:14You guys are done.
25:16You're all excused.
25:20You should have stepped forward with your left foot instead of your right foot.
25:23Did you need me for something?
25:25Yeah, we have the day off.
25:25So we can change into civilian clothes and we can get in the tender and piece the f*** out.
25:29Yeah, we're just waiting for an itinerary from God.
25:32Of course we are.
25:33I think we're going to go to the beach all day.
25:35Yes, yes.
25:35Want to go sailing?
25:36One, two, three!
25:41It's nice to be able to actually, you know, get out there and hang out with the crewmates and just relax for a few hours.
26:05How long are you going to get hurt?
26:06I'm going to get topless at the beach, I'm not going to lie.
26:14Hey, yo.
26:15Just, you know, like when in Rome.
26:17I'll bring the little ones.
26:20I'm going to cook dinner for everyone tonight.
26:23You and Adrian are going to bang it out while we're gone.
26:26I can only hope.
26:29Yay!
26:30It's time to go.
26:31Oh my God, I'm so white, I'm green.
26:33I'm so white, I'm green.
26:35You mean you questioned my bad-ass motherf*****s?
26:39I never questioned it.
26:41With the whole drill and getting reamed by Lee, it was a godsend to finally get off the boat and leave the rest of the stress behind and just relax.
26:52Thanks, Fred!
26:53Wait.
26:54Are these voodoo dolls?
26:57Let's get one and name it Adrian and stick pins in it.
27:00Which one looks like her?
27:01These are so cool.
27:03Let's get some of our cash.
27:04It's not our cash.
27:06It's my cash, it's in your purse.
27:07We are not married, all right?
27:09I'm going to break it.
27:09We do not share a mutual cash account.
27:20Oh, easy.
27:22A minute.
27:23You can't stop me.
27:23I'm going to have to get in the water.
27:26I think I'm going to take it.
27:26Like right now.
27:33Captain America.
27:35I thought that Alex did a f*****g great job today.
27:38I don't know why Captain was so...
27:40Captain understood what the girls were saying.
27:43He just kept fighting it.
27:45It's going to be hard to do my job dealing with that a**hole.
27:49You guys don't have to deal with him.
27:50I have to deal with him face to face.
27:51I had to live with my superior who was just as bad.
27:55Imagine if you were living with Lee in the room.
27:58I'd kill him.
27:59Exactly.
28:00I wanted to kill her.
28:02I'm excited to have Alex as a roommate.
28:04I like guy roommates.
28:05I mean, he's good looking.
28:07He's clean.
28:08He smells good.
28:09He probably has got a bigger penis than Adrian, too.
28:12We're supposed to be partner.
28:13I'm his relief.
28:14He's the captain.
28:15We're supposed to be friends, you know?
28:17Not stab each other in the back.
28:19That's what he does, though.
28:20That's what he wants.
28:21That's what he does best.
28:22That's the only way he knows.
28:25And so that's his mentality.
28:26He's not nice to anybody.
28:28If you don't go along with the Nazi, you get f***ed.
28:31What?
28:32You get burned.
28:33After that briefing, we as a crew came together.
28:36Like, wow, that was complete bulls***t.
28:39Perfect.
28:40I'll take it.
28:41It's a little windy out here.
28:42They've got trapeze hookups already, also.
28:45This is my favorite part about time off.
28:48Wakeboarding, surfing, body surfing, sailing.
28:50I like all of it.
28:51So this is perfect.
28:55There's our crew right there on that sailboat, I think.
28:57That catamaran with the yellow, green, and blue sail.
29:05Cowabunga!
29:11Yes!
29:11I mean, it was awesome.
29:13Oh, f***.
29:14I'm having my life.
29:16As much as I'd like to keep my distance from getting myself emotionally involved with Sam,
29:22it's definitely tough.
29:23This charter season's going to be over soon.
29:26Whether she wants something more, who knows?
29:29The sail in the seven seas.
29:31It was good to riding that f***ing cat in 20 seconds.
29:38I wonder what Ben and Adrian are doing.
29:41F***.
29:42I have to admit, I'm jealous all of a sudden now that Ben and Adrian share a room together.
29:48Are they going to be best friends?
29:49Even lovers?
29:52Are you still doing that national order?
29:56Yeah.
29:57He also likes spelt yeast-free multigrain bread.
30:01What the f*** is this guy?
30:03Dude, I don't know.
30:04Yeast-free bread.
30:05Yeast-free bread.
30:08That's not even bread anymore at that point, is it?
30:10No.
30:10What is wrong with these people?
30:16Ah!
30:17Damn!
30:19Oh, there's our ride.
30:24Hey James, Eddie and I, right to the Hobie.
30:28Best hour of my life.
30:30Awesome.
30:31It was unbelievable.
30:35Yes!
30:37There's a lot of, there's a lot of cosplay to ride in here.
30:40It's like a cock stew.
30:43That toe was not supposed to be caressing my a**hole.
30:47I thought you'd like it.
30:49I'm glad our crew's having such a good time tonight.
30:52They never get to do this on the boat, you know?
30:55Yeah.
30:55You've got to put your f*** hands on inside the goddamn jacuzzi.
30:58I'm going to fire you, asshole.
31:00Can I be any f***ing player than that?
31:03No, you can't be any more player than that.
31:05We understand each other.
31:06It's 2012.
31:07We're in the jacuzzi.
31:08The Jets are on.
31:09It's just Sam and Dave and I.
31:11What the hell's a hot tub for anyway?
31:13We swapped shorts.
31:14F***ing get over it.
31:15I just think you need to remain calm.
31:17Oh, I'm calm, David.
31:19Don't you dress me, I'm calm.
31:20You don't want to see me when I'm not calm.
31:22What the hell is Captain Lee thinking?
31:24He's out of his mind.
31:25We don't suck.
31:26He sucks.
31:28Just talk to the captain.
31:30Get your pants on, CJ.
31:32As long as I'm wearing pants, we're good.
31:34But the shirt off is okay now.
31:36I will, I'm working him in.
31:38You know?
31:39So am I allowed to go for a walk?
31:41If you want to go out, no.
31:43Please go for a stroll down the dock?
31:45No.
31:46Why?
31:46Because I don't think you're going for a stroll down the dock.
31:49I think you're going out.
31:50You're drunk.
31:56There's other ways around this.
31:58You don't have to kill yourself.
32:02No!
32:04Stop it.
32:05Don't kill yourself.
32:06I'm not killing myself.
32:07It's okay, I love you.
32:08Why don't you stop being so f***ing malagramatic?
32:11This is my bathtub.
32:14Whoa.
32:14For the record, I was not trying to commit suicide.
32:17I was actually just trying to get under the water.
32:20Now, I'm English.
32:21We love baths, okay?
32:23We bathe.
32:25I need a rubber dung.
32:27A rubber dung jay.
32:29A rubber dung jay.
32:30Wine me.
32:31Wine me.
32:32My fanny, can I give you cheese and crackers?
32:36Can I give you red wine?
32:38Can I give you a slow job?
32:41You can give me anything you like.
32:42Ha, ha, ha, ha!
32:48Do me a favor.
32:50Yes, sir.
32:50Put me together a plate that I can take to my quarters.
32:54Do you want just like a little ensemble?
32:55That would work for me.
32:57Everyone is kind of off right now, but I'm sadly not.
33:01I've still got to cook for the crew.
33:03But you know what?
33:04I'm just going to have fun with it.
33:05I've decided that I'm going to make some really great proteins
33:07and put them on pizzas.
33:09Pizza's really close to my heart.
33:11I studied in Italy.
33:12So I'm doing a foie gras and fig.
33:15I'm doing a braised steak tip and mascarpone.
33:18Uh, I'm doing some killer stuff.
33:21Let's go.
33:22Piece of pizza.
33:32Are you going out tonight?
33:33Are we going out tonight?
33:34What's going on?
33:35Yeah, we're all going out.
33:36That's my seat!
33:37You are aggressive tonight.
33:41No, I'm just selfish and demanding.
33:43Well, sure.
33:44Call him what you want, love.
33:45Don't forget starving.
33:46Eat then!
33:47Oh my God, I want one of those calamari ones.
33:50He's not coming.
33:51He's not eating dinner with us.
33:52Thank God.
33:53Let's do it.
33:54How's your pizza?
33:55Great.
33:56How was yours?
33:57Mine was good.
33:58Are you going to sit, Captain?
33:59No.
34:00Okay.
34:00I just came to deliver a brief message.
34:02Okay.
34:03Shore leave is canceled this evening.
34:05Nobody will be going off the boat this evening.
34:07Got it.
34:08I'm not actually pleased with the amount of stuff that's been getting done on the boat in the last few days.
34:12So, we're going to make up for it.
34:14Starting tomorrow morning.
34:16Anybody got an issue with that?
34:18No.
34:21See everybody in the morning.
34:24Sleep well.
34:26I love my job.
34:27I love my job.
34:29Yeah.
34:29I love my job.
34:30This is day two off in six weeks?
34:37God, I have that screw open bottle of wine.
34:39I'm going to go break it over his head.
34:44I think a couple people of the crew need to take it down a notch.
34:47Let's call him and remember that we're on this boat and there's a chain of order
34:54and then we need to follow that chain of order and not disrespect anybody on this boat.
35:01What else have we got around here?
35:02I think that's it and then just the cheese, guys.
35:04Can I have the lamb pizza?
35:06I'm really upset that Ben's not up here.
35:08And Ben's slaved all day over this.
35:13What did Adrian do all day today?
35:15I'm going to suck Ben's dick.
35:16You guys missed a great meeting.
35:30Where the hell have you been?
35:32Did you guys hear what Captain said?
35:33We were grounded for the night.
35:34We were not going out.
35:35I came out here and told us to go f*** ourselves.
35:38f*** your social life.
35:39You're not going out.
35:42Can we take it down like a notch?
35:44Shut the f*** up.
35:46It's tough for Kat.
35:47One drink or ten.
35:48It doesn't matter.
35:49She's fun to flirt with.
35:50She's fun to hang out with.
35:51And then like that, it's like throw her over your shoulder and put her to bed because she's done.
35:57Are you going to eat?
35:58Yeah, I had a couple pieces.
36:00You guys are sitting there like a couple, not eating.
36:03Why are you looking at me like that?
36:05Am I being rude?
36:08Really?
36:09Why are you guys spending so much time together?
36:11It's pissing me off.
36:11Are you getting jealous, Kat?
36:12Why would you be jealous?
36:14Are you and Ben dating or something?
36:17Oh, but maybe I have a crush on him.
36:19Yes, I'm a girl.
36:20I get jealous.
36:21I don't like the thought of someone I like being with someone I don't like.
36:28What I don't know is killing me.
36:31I'm missing something.
36:31We work together, you know?
36:34Like, sorry.
36:35You know, we had some things to do.
36:36Don't worry about it.
36:38I don't think I want to hear your excuses, to be honest with you.
36:42I didn't come up with an excuse.
36:44Yeah, well, you're trying to.
36:45Are you not sitting there trying to come up with a justification?
36:48Yeah.
36:49Okay.
36:49Good.
36:50Well, then justify away.
36:52Captain obvious.
36:55Okay.
36:56What is wrong with her?
36:57She's nuts.
36:59Some people should not drink, and Kat is one of them.
37:03It brings out this demonic sort of trailer park refugee, and it's just disgusting.
37:13She doesn't talk like a normal person, you know?
37:15I don't really want to be associated with that.
37:17What?
37:18Her?
37:18Yeah, the way she Fs and blinds and talks about gross things.
37:22I don't want to go out and have dinner with her anymore.
37:25Is that why you left?
37:26Yeah, that's why he left last night.
37:27That's why I left last night.
37:27Because of Kat.
37:28I'm pretty sure you're just talking about going out and finding some dick to get impregnated
37:34with.
37:35Yeah, right?
37:35Comment's like that.
37:36Who ever wants to date you?
37:39Kat's living a dream, man.
37:40She doesn't care what anyone thinks about her, and, like, she's just having fun.
37:44There's a big difference between having fun and being antisocial.
37:46Or being obnoxious.
37:48Right.
37:49I gotta get to Anchor Watch.
37:51I'm getting the hell out of here.
37:55Are you both asleep in here?
37:58Oh, I'm going to pee.
38:01Oh, I'm sorry, Alex.
38:05Are you going to watch me?
38:06I'm just going to do it from my upstairs top story penthouse.
38:17You're lucky tonight.
38:19Lucky.
38:20I'm too drunk to get lucky.
38:25What's up, Captain?
38:26Yeah, just hanging out.
38:29Okay.
38:29Till tonight.
38:31So am I allowed to go for a walk?
38:34A walk where?
38:36If you want to go out, no.
38:38No, I don't want to go out.
38:39I want to get off the boat and go for a walk.
38:42Can I get it approved by the captain to go for a nice stroll?
38:44I'd rather you didn't.
38:45I know you'd rather I didn't.
38:48So I think that answers the question.
38:50But I'd rather that I did.
38:53I know that's what you'd rather, but...
38:55What time is it?
38:56It's not even 11 o'clock, Captain.
38:57I know.
38:58Could I please go for a stroll down the dock?
39:00No.
39:01Why?
39:02Because I don't think you're going for a stroll down the dock.
39:04I think you're going out.
39:06And I don't want you to go out.
39:08Okay.
39:08I'm going to go to bed then.
39:09I'm sorry, Captain.
39:10Okay.
39:10Good night.
39:11Good night.
39:12I'm pissed because this is my time off, and I want to go out.
39:18Sick of him trying to be my ruler, like he's my father.
39:25F***ing damn, I'm going out.
39:27I don't want you to go out.
39:55Take a look on the dock.
40:17I don't want you to go out.
40:47You want to come back to the boat, Cat?
41:04Not really.
41:05This is going to be ugly.
41:06You're drunk.
41:16I'm not freaking drunk.
41:18Really?
41:18I'm just trying to have a nice time.
41:20Really?
41:21It's not your night to have a nice time.
41:23This conversation's over with.
41:24Come back to the boat, Cat.
41:25I don't agree with him.
41:33He doesn't agree with me.
41:35And I just want to get through the rest of the season.
41:40I know that I am in hell, and that Captain Lee is the devil.
41:45Next time on Below Deck, who is the vegan?
41:52These two.
41:55Two vegans?
41:56Oh, God.
41:58I'm only looking at them on paper, but I already pretty much ate them.
42:01You definitely should eat a lot of fruits and vegetables.
42:04I've already eaten it.
42:05I've eaten everything that you wanted me to eat.
42:07I wanted eight.
42:08Stop yelling.
42:08Stop yelling.
42:09No, he's so annoying.
42:10I've heard this for the last two hours.
42:11These charter guests that we have are completely bad shit crazy.
42:15God, shut up.
42:16When you drink, you turn into a trailer park, demonic refugee.
42:24Something awful is okay by somebody, you know?
42:26I am up to here with you.
42:28That's why I asked if I'd done something wrong.
42:30From day one, you've been yourself.
42:32I'm done with his.
42:36I'm just going to do whatever the I want.
42:40You guys having fun?
42:41There was just like rage in his eyes.
42:44CJ and Sam decided to go swimming off the bow.
42:47They had a beer in their hand.
42:48Basically, we have two options.
42:50You can take the $500 and walk,
42:52or you can take $300 with the rest in the kitty
42:55and stay with this last charter.
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