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Below Deck Season 1 Episode 6
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00:00Previously on Below Deck.
00:01Hey, CJ!
00:03Kat's been drinking.
00:04It's not too tough to figure out.
00:05Kat wants to go to the bar!
00:08I'm concerned that she's gonna lose her job.
00:10I know that you are drinking.
00:11I'm giving you the option to go to Lee yourself and tell him,
00:14or I go to him and tell him.
00:16I don't think you know what's going on.
00:18Trevor and I started dating two years ago today.
00:20I wanted to know if you would be my man.
00:23You're insane, of course.
00:25I am prescribed anxiety medication.
00:28Oh, excuse me.
00:30I'm a little embarrassed that I have to do this.
00:33It's all right.
00:34You know, I asked you point blank last night what was going on,
00:37and you flat out lied to me.
00:39The worst part about it is Adrienne is my roommate.
00:41I'm living with the devil.
00:44I know I might not be your favorite person right now.
00:46Just please leave me alone.
00:58The captain wants to see your prescription first thing.
01:22Really, Adrienne?
01:25What's the rush?
01:26Can I open my eyes first?
01:28I'll see you in a few minutes, okay?
01:30This situation with Kat probably touches closer to home,
01:34because her and I live in the same room,
01:36and so the tension is just palpable at this point.
01:38You're up, sweetie.
01:39Okey-dokey.
01:40There's no way in hell that me and her are going to work things out
01:45if I'm still in the same room as her.
01:47I just want to strangle her and make it look like an accident.
02:00I got to go show my medication to Captain Lee.
02:03So embarrassing, but maybe he does care about my situation a little bit.
02:07So where's Captain?
02:10He's upstairs on the bridge.
02:13Good morning.
02:14What do you got, kid?
02:15Just showing you my prescription.
02:16Okay.
02:17Now, everybody on the frickin' boat knows that I have an anxiety issue,
02:22and I take medication for it.
02:26One at a time, please.
02:29Yeah, it says on there, may cause drowsiness.
02:32Yeah.
02:32So I would imagine any alcohol that goes with that
02:34would probably knock you right on your ass.
02:37Oh, yeah, I'm not supposed to drink on this.
02:39I would say not.
02:41I hate Adrienne for this.
02:43She just crossed a line.
02:45Okay, thank you.
02:46You're welcome.
02:51A little breezy, boys?
02:52A little breezy.
02:54A little hard to control his tender sometimes.
02:55That's not good.
02:57That's not good.
02:58Man overboard.
02:59I got .
03:00Cut his line loose.
03:01Let him go get it.
03:02No, you don't even have to cut his line loose.
03:04He's got it.
03:05God damn it.
03:06How about that breeze?
03:07Michael, hey.
03:13Let me get to him.
03:16What are his preferences?
03:17Does he like Savio Blanc and log walks on the beach?
03:20I'm going to tell you right now, wow, he is pretty hot.
03:22Regardless of whatever situation exists between Sam and Kat and I and their alliance,
03:28which seems so high school to me, I'm still going to get my job done.
03:31We're still going to push through and get through the rest of these trips.
03:34Why did he put his name as Papa?
03:36I don't know, because he's a boss.
03:37He's engaged in the blonde.
03:38This one?
03:39Amber?
03:40Oh my God, he likes Doritos.
03:42Me too.
03:43And Lucky Charms.
03:48Alex Lee.
03:50Go ahead, Lee.
03:51Yeah, can I get you and Adrian up in the wheelhouse, please?
03:56Roger that, on my way.
04:00Good morning.
04:01Morning.
04:02Alex, the sun ain't shining in here.
04:06Okay, I'm just looking at the weather and the weather sucks.
04:09We got an excess of 20 knots all day long.
04:12C's 9 to 12 feet, so we're not going anywhere.
04:19No St. Bart's, so we're going to have to go to plan B
04:24and try and make sure the guests are happy.
04:26I'll break the news to them when they get on board.
04:28The one thing we can't guarantee in yachting is weather.
04:31When it is rough, we can't go out.
04:33These people can't cancel at last minute, you know, they signed a contract.
04:36So we have to make sure our crew is on their game,
04:38because these guests are paying for top dollar service
04:40and they're going to get it.
04:41You can get after it.
04:42Yeah.
04:43It's got to be done.
04:43You've got to be ready.
04:44We'll get it done, Cap.
04:46Marigold, grand case tonight.
04:51Grand cost.
04:52So I was thinking about asking someone to switch rooms with me.
05:00Is that someone being me?
05:02No.
05:02I feel a little bit bad that Kat's having to get into it with Adrienne right now,
05:08but man, am I thankful that it's not me.
05:11The only person that would be feasible would be Ben.
05:14I'd pick a 50-foot thing.
05:18And you know what?
05:19For Ben to switch rooms with you?
05:20Yeah.
05:21What, would CJ switch with you?
05:24Do you think he would?
05:25No, only because he's in love with me.
05:28It does get really, really annoying.
05:31But because we're stuck on this boat for a few weeks and like the pickings are slim,
05:37I'm going to make do with what I have.
05:38All right, I'm just going to go over this quickly.
05:40And if I have any questions, I'll ask you.
05:43So we're doing a light fare when the guests arrive.
05:45We're going to have to pull this together, just me and you.
05:57What do you think so far, Dave?
05:58Can you see yourself doing this ever?
06:00Not alone.
06:01I didn't bring my boy in.
06:03Every day gets harder and harder being away from Trevor.
06:05We just got engaged.
06:06I'm his fiance and we still got so many weeks before I get to see him.
06:10This is killing me.
06:11Looks good, boys.
06:12Good job.
06:13That's why I love the guys.
06:15They do their work.
06:16They don't bitch.
06:17Flip and slide.
06:27I'm going to ask you for a favor.
06:28Okay.
06:29I know I'm not your favorite person right now.
06:32Okay.
06:33I really need you to lose the attitude with me.
06:36And the snarkiness and the side comments and the bull .
06:39The snarkiness, bull side comments, whatever else.
06:42I got it.
06:43Otherwise, you can pack your stuff and go.
06:45We won't get you a plane ticket out of here.
06:47Of course I'm pissed.
06:49You ratted me out when you didn't need to, you little rat.
06:54You're so quick to throw me off the boat, but yet you've given Sam three weeks.
06:58You give me two days of notice.
07:01It's fair.
07:03I've only been working with you for three weeks and been doing a great job according to your standards.
07:08Up until this point, Adrian has been supportive towards me.
07:13And when it's me and Sam working together, we work great.
07:17The problem all along is clearly Adrian.
07:19What I can't deal with is your attitude.
07:21I'm sorry that I'm cranky this morning.
07:23It's going to take a couple hours for me to wash it out.
07:28Get rid of the attitude.
07:29Okay.
07:29I see Adrian is struggling with Kat right now.
07:32Being the head of the department, you know, sometimes you get stuck between a rock and a hard place.
07:36And I have sympathy for her because, you know, it's not like she went out of her way to go against Kat.
07:42It's not the way that I want it to be.
07:44Well, that's okay.
07:44I mean, if I can't put up with you either, then I'll just go.
07:47So it's kind of a two-way streak, isn't it now?
07:50I'm over this.
07:52You suck at your job.
07:56Anything else?
07:57No.
07:57That's it.
08:02Let's get ready.
08:02The guests are on their way.
08:04All right.
08:04What are we wearing?
08:05Appalettes and stuff?
08:06Yeah.
08:20How are we doing?
08:20Good afternoon.
08:21Hello.
08:21How are you?
08:22How are you?
08:22These guys come in there with a big handshake.
08:25I'm going to crush your hand.
08:26And I'm like, when guys carry themselves, like their arms are so big that they can't even wipe
08:30their own butt.
08:30And it's just like, what are you doing?
08:32Just give me your bag.
08:33We'll move on to the vessel.
08:36The guys are all younger, you know, entrepreneurs, business people.
08:40Mike, the primary charter guest, has some bed bug removal company.
08:44Who would have thought you can make millions killing bed bugs,
08:46little tiny little critters in your bed?
08:48Good.
08:48Hey, guys.
08:49Hi.
08:50How are you doing?
08:51Good, thanks.
08:51Michael?
08:52Michael Battenberg.
08:53Adrian.
08:53How are you?
08:53Pleasure to meet you, Andrew.
08:54Nice to meet you.
08:54Welcome, Michael.
08:55Amber.
08:56Good to meet you.
08:56Adrian.
08:57Good to meet you.
08:58Papa?
08:58Papa.
08:59That's what you go by?
09:00Yeah.
09:00Awesome.
09:00Very nice to meet you.
09:02So allegedly, Papa made all his money by selling a book on how to pick up chicks.
09:09We're going to have a little start with bubbles?
09:12Walk them aboard.
09:13Thank you, Captain.
09:13Thank you, guys.
09:16All right.
09:17You guys want to have a seat?
09:18I've got something to discuss with you.
09:20As you've probably noticed, it's just a tad breezy.
09:23Right.
09:24You guys have got like 10 to 12 foot seas out there.
09:27Two.
09:28Really, really uncomfortable.
09:30And unfortunately, St. Bart's is going to be out of the question.
09:36Oh, man.
09:40But on the flip side, we've got some great stuff planned for you.
09:43We'll get you settled in, have some more champagne, and start having some fun.
09:47Don't be worried.
09:48We'll take care of you, I promise.
09:49Thanks so much.
09:51We're not leaving the dock.
09:52We've got to make this extra big, extra special for them.
09:56You know, we've got to pull out a bag of tricks.
09:58Could I make you anything to drink?
09:59Do you have root beer?
10:00Did you put it on your preference list?
10:02Yeah.
10:02Yeah, then we'll have it.
10:03Awesome.
10:04It's my job as stewardess to make sure that my guests are happy.
10:10Is this your first time charting a boat?
10:13He charted a boat for one of our dates.
10:16Wow.
10:16Yeah.
10:17That's really impressive.
10:18I think it was our fourth date.
10:20I would love to have a sugar daddy of my own.
10:23He's able to provide for her, you know, anything that she needs.
10:28Let's go to the islands, let's travel, and let's get to know each other.
10:33We actually got engaged on Valentine's Day in the Maldives, which is a series on
10:37island south of India.
10:39Wow.
10:40He rented a private island for us.
10:42Yeah, we call it Awesomeness Island.
10:44That's so nice.
10:45You can see the video on YouTube.
10:46You know, I like to see someone who's a go-getter and not just going to sit around and sell drugs
10:52for a living.
10:55I've been there, I've done that.
11:03That's what I'm talking about.
11:04Fresh fruit with kiwi and watermelon.
11:09This was exactly what I envisioned.
11:11Perfect.
11:12Thank you very much.
11:13If we're not going to farts, we should do something like this.
11:15We think y'all just need to get married while we're on this.
11:18Redo your vows.
11:20No, it's not a bad idea.
11:21The captain could actually marry you.
11:23Oh, that's awesome.
11:23Fine, I think that's a great idea.
11:24Wow.
11:25You should do it.
11:25That'd be awesome.
11:26Sure.
11:26Might as well.
11:27See if I can get a good place to get a ring to choose out.
11:30Holler at the staff here.
11:31That's a good idea.
11:33Could we do it?
11:34Seriously, people?
11:39A wedding?
11:44So you really have no idea, do you?
11:46I apologize.
11:47I didn't pan out.
11:48You better be 100% sure because otherwise you're wasting 15 minutes of my day.
11:53I don't have 15 minutes.
12:01If we're not going to farts, we should do something like this.
12:03We think y'all just need to get married while we're on.
12:06Could we do it?
12:07So are you thinking about this for tomorrow?
12:09Yeah, that's good.
12:10That's a good idea.
12:10That's a good idea.
12:11Oh, I'm sure.
12:12Cool.
12:13That's going to be great, man.
12:14Cheers.
12:16Captain, could I have a word with you for a minute?
12:19Absolutely.
12:19Uh, Papa and Amber.
12:22Yeah.
12:22They asked if they could get married aboard.
12:24They really want to get married on board.
12:26Tomorrow.
12:27I hope they don't expect, like, over the top for a, you know, 24-hour notice wedding.
12:34Okay, so we can make it work?
12:36Yeah.
12:37I'm just doing the ceremony.
12:38You guys got to pull all the rest of it together.
12:40Okay.
12:40Now we have to plan a wedding in 24 hours.
12:44This is going to be exhausting.
12:46All right, awesome.
12:46All right.
12:47Thanks, Captain.
12:51Hey, Ben.
12:51Hey, how you doing?
12:53Um, the couple that we have on board talked to Kat about having a wedding on board.
13:03It sounds crazy.
13:05If you want a wedding on board, we can provide anything they want.
13:08I just hope they don't want a cake.
13:10They have to understand what a limited time frame this is for us.
13:14So they can't expect million-dollar weddings.
13:18We can dress Dave up as Cupid.
13:20We could have him running around in, like, a little cut-off toga or something,
13:24and give him a bow and arrow, stick sort of feathers in his ears.
13:27I'm going to have to approve that through Alex first.
13:30We could definitely get some doves as well.
13:32Release the doves, have sort of nylon attached to their claws,
13:35and I'll just sort of reel them in afterwards.
13:37We don't waste a thing around here.
13:41Stuff them into the Dutch oven and whack them in, you know?
13:44I think Ben is probably closest to me.
13:47I think he's hysterical, and I see that more and more every day.
13:52Where do you come up with this ?
13:53That's a good sign.
14:11What are you doing?
14:13Bed bug checking, brother.
14:16I'll do yours if you want.
14:17He's passionate about what he's doing, but I think that he's really, you know,
14:21making mounds out of molehills.
14:24Mounds?
14:24Yeah.
14:26If you guys want me to check your rooms, I'm happy to do it.
14:29I'm good.
14:31Better proactive than reactive.
14:34Yeah.
14:35Well, I just wanted to ask you if you would consider switching rooms with me.
14:39But then I have to deal with Adrian.
14:41But then you have to deal with Adrian?
14:43Yeah, then I've got to sleep with Adrian and sort of work with Adrian as well.
14:48Is that a problem?
14:49I'm happy with Alex right now, and I feel like I'm in the middle of this,
14:54and I don't want to choose sides.
14:56I'll think about it, all right?
14:58Okay.
14:58I know you guys are a budding head, so if it helps,
15:02I might be able to think about it.
15:08But I'm not committing to anything right now.
15:10Okay.
15:11I'll sleep on it, all right?
15:12All right, thanks.
15:27All dressed up and ready for dinner.
15:29Clean, fresh.
15:29You look nice.
15:30Like a million bucks.
15:32Very nice.
15:32Absolutely.
15:33I heard it was dressed to impress tonight for dinner.
15:38And all guests are at the table.
15:40It is.
15:42I still have to whine them.
15:44All right, roger all of that.
15:45Thanks so much.
15:46Can I make a toast?
15:47Yes.
15:47Yeah, let's do it.
15:49This is probably one of my favorite toasts and appropriate for this situation.
15:54I hope that today is the worst day that we have to start, and that every day is even better than today.
15:59Cheers.
16:00Cheers.
16:01Cheers.
16:01Michael should be a motivational speaker, I think.
16:03He's very good at talking and getting people excited about uninteresting things.
16:08Bedbugs is our prime focus because we lost all that intellectual capital.
16:12Zero tolerance, right?
16:13They have to get elimination.
16:15Bedbugs, because bedbugs have been around literally for thousands of years.
16:18To us, it's a brand new bug.
16:19We're all talking to cultures that have all these other cultures.
16:23They laugh at us, and they say, bedbugs are nothing more than a nuisance.
16:27Dinner's coming out, thank God, because this guy can't really keep talking with food in his mouth, right?
16:33Sea bass is one of my favorites.
16:35What in the are you doing in my bathroom, Ben?
16:49This is what men do, innit?
16:50Why are you shaving in my bathroom?
16:52Because I don't have a razor.
16:53Is that my razor?
16:55Probably.
16:56Ben is just oozing with personality and confidence.
17:00He is a nut.
17:02Do you know when I shave with that?
17:03Like all sorts of things.
17:06That's pretty much why I'm using it.
17:08Even though Sam drags her feet a little bit, as a person, she's great.
17:12I feel like she's my sister.
17:13I mean, it's disgusting for you, not for me.
17:15It's great for me.
17:21Could you prepare some pancakes for hamburger?
17:23Absolutely.
17:24Do you want fruit and ham or anything special?
17:26Yeah, she loves fruit like blackberries, strawberries, banana.
17:31Okay, blueberries.
17:32Butter, maple syrup.
17:33Okay, absolutely.
17:34That'd be awesome.
17:35Ben, Ben, Sam.
17:37Amber would like some pancakes with fruit.
17:40Breakfast is my least favorite meal to cook for the guests.
17:43They get to order whatever they want.
17:45You know, you're just taking orders.
17:46You're basically a line cook at that point.
17:49But for the guests, it must be brilliant.
18:01They're in the bedroom.
18:05Oh, why don't you take it down there?
18:07Sorry.
18:07Because they don't have silverware or anything down there.
18:10Or maybe just leave it at the table.
18:11I don't know.
18:12Uh, her breakfast is ready.
18:18Okay.
18:19And I would love to be able to talk to you guys to get planning.
18:22Cool.
18:23We'll be up in a few minutes.
18:25Okay.
18:25Cool.
18:32Listen, Ben, this is out of my hands, okay?
18:34They ordered it.
18:35He said, make it, bring it, right?
18:37And now she's still in the bathroom.
18:39So, I don't know how you want to play this one.
18:42Okay, so let's just break it down to see why it all went wrong.
18:47Okay?
18:47Okay.
18:48What was the original plan?
18:50He was going to order his fiancee breakfast, which he did.
18:53And where was she going to eat it?
18:54Upstairs.
18:56Okay, but she never came upstairs.
18:58Right.
18:58Then you should have told me not to make the breakfast until she came upstairs.
19:02You really have no idea, do you?
19:04If you get to make something, I'm going to commit 100% to that.
19:08So, you better be 100% sure.
19:10Because otherwise, you're wasting 15 minutes of my day.
19:13I don't have 15 minutes.
19:14Ben is like a freaking switch, like bipolar or whatever.
19:19Like, he'll be freaking out and being just like such a dick.
19:23And two minutes later, he'll turn around and be like, all right, love, blah, blah, blah.
19:27He used to be my favorite crew mate.
19:30And now, he has demoted himself to like second favorite.
19:34You know, they're just ways of doing things.
19:36All right, Ben.
19:39The musicians are here.
19:40We're wondering where to have them stage.
19:42Is that a question for you?
19:43No, it is not.
19:48You bitch.
19:49Time to piss me off already.
19:50I'm about to lose my temper on her.
19:57Let's check the weather, huh?
19:58Even if the wind stopped to nothing, it would still be crappy out there today.
20:02Got 12 footsies.
20:04They're not going out to sea.
20:06You mean this boat's not going out to sea.
20:08We wouldn't be able to get through the bridge.
20:10You could.
20:10You have to be on your toes though.
20:12Because if you make an error, you'll smack right into it.
20:15Yeah.
20:15That will put a lot of fenders out.
20:18Like a lot.
20:24What's happening, Captain?
20:26We are ready to go look for the fish.
20:28Oh, man.
20:28All right.
20:29It's your first time at the rodeo.
20:30Let's go fishing.
20:31The guests really wanted to kind of get off the boat.
20:34And so now we're going deep sea fishing.
20:38I understand why the captain docked the boat and didn't let it out.
20:41The conditions are pretty, pretty rough.
20:43And the boat is, is pitching big time.
20:46A couple of guests are wondering if you had those sea sickness bands.
20:50People are feeling queasy.
20:52But at least it's not going to be puking on my boat.
21:00So talking, planning.
21:02For the wedding?
21:03For the wedding.
21:04I'm going to get a boutonniere for him.
21:07Oh, yeah.
21:08And a bouquet for her.
21:10Perfect.
21:10Chartering itself, it's really hard.
21:13So when there's this drama and it just doesn't go away.
21:16And it's in front of me.
21:17And I'm working.
21:18And I'm trying to be professional.
21:19I like to just focus on what I've got to get done.
21:22Maybe like some white streamers that we can just hang.
21:25I would rather not mess with that.
21:27Because then we have to tape it to things.
21:29And that just looks tacky.
21:30I'd rather just do the lights that we have upstairs.
21:33Well, we need to get music.
21:36Anything.
21:36Classical, whatever.
21:37As long, there needs, there should be music.
21:40What else?
21:41For dessert.
21:43I'm not handling any of the food.
21:45Ben's going to handle it.
21:46He's going to talk with them?
21:47Yes.
21:47I'm going to bring him up and talk with them.
21:49Okay, cool.
21:51This is like the best pancakes I've ever had.
21:54Hey, guys.
21:55How you doing?
21:55Hey, how's it going, Ben?
21:56Congratulations.
21:57Oh, thank you.
21:58I wanted to go over what your expectations were
22:01and what you wanted.
22:03See if we can get some flowers.
22:05Okay.
22:05We also need to go ring shopping.
22:08Right.
22:09What do you reckon?
22:11Is it possible to do a cake?
22:15Yeah.
22:18Chocolate.
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah, we love chocolate.
22:21And how about a couple of ice-carved cupids while I'm at it?
22:25Just flying around the place.
22:27Because I'm quite handy with a chainsaw.
22:29Yeah, with white frosting on the cake.
22:32We can make things happen.
22:33It's kind of our line of work.
22:35Cool.
22:35Sounds good.
22:36So, David, I know that they need wedding bands.
22:42Mm-hmm.
22:42So, I'm thinking that I will go with them.
22:45Would you mind going with me?
22:47I figured you're...
22:47What, because I'm gay and I know how to apply to a wedding?
22:50Basically, yeah.
22:51Because you're recently engaged.
22:53Have you ever met a straight wedding planner?
22:54No, no, seriously.
22:57We're at the beck and call of the guests, so I'm happy to oblige.
23:01But I think they just want the pretty gay boy to come pick pretty things out.
23:04When did you actually get engaged?
23:06We got engaged on my visit to my 100th country.
23:10Awesome.
23:11All on our crew, Adrian and David are departing with two of our guests.
23:16We'll let you know when we're back.
23:25Let me see this one.
23:28Yeah.
23:30Very classy.
23:31I like the way this feels.
23:32It has a good feel, yeah?
23:33Yeah, this is great.
23:34David, you try it on.
23:36So, Amber thinks this is her day.
23:38She thinks that she's going ring shopping for her, but it's not.
23:41It's about me.
23:42We're sharing this day, whether she wants to or not.
23:43This is our day now.
23:44This is officially David and Amber's day.
23:47I don't know what you're doing.
23:49This is practice.
23:50Practice.
23:53I'll have to practice on another day.
23:55So, I guess it is Amber's day.
23:56But my ring's going to be bigger and prettier.
24:03There's a certain line right there.
24:05Okay.
24:06The fishing trip was a fail.
24:08We did not catch anything.
24:09It was bad.
24:11Welcome back, guys.
24:12We didn't catch any fish.
24:13What's next?
24:13What's next?
24:14Thanks.
24:15Just because the boat has to stay put doesn't mean the guests have to stay put.
24:22We have jet skis.
24:23We have tenders.
24:23We have toys.
24:24They still have all the amenities.
24:25We're just stuck on one island instead of being on a bunch of other islands.
24:37Perfect.
24:46Make a wedding yet.
24:47Let's prop it up.
24:49Dude, this is what yachties do.
24:51You get told that they're going to have a wedding and then you just deal.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:54I'm so glad this isn't my wedding.
25:01Hey, I was just trying to call you on the radio.
25:04I was going to ask you tonight.
25:05Is it okay with you if the girls wear the black serving
25:10formals instead of the white uplift?
25:17You're going to cover the top of the bar.
25:19It's like an island wedding.
25:21So if you want to decorate the bar.
25:24Okay, I need to.
25:25And we need to get dinner set up.
25:27I'm setting up the table for dinner.
25:30Takes a little bit of stress off of me.
25:32So the wedding's at six and it's four now.
25:35I'm going to go take five and I mean that in island time.
25:40I'm going to.
25:40All right.
25:40Can we prune these up a little bit and then stick them in the walk-in?
25:51Just take them downstairs so that they're not getting stuff all over the floor.
25:54Okay.
25:54This one.
25:55Wait till you get downstairs.
25:56Sorry.
25:56What's wrong?
25:59Nothing.
26:00I feel like there's something wrong with you.
26:02No.
26:03Now I just have twice as many things to do today as I did before.
26:06That's great.
26:06That's awesome.
26:08What?
26:08You have so much to do.
26:11You know what, Adrienne?
26:11Shut the up and do your own job.
26:13I'm here.
26:14I'm working and you're complaining.
26:19Nash, Nash, CJ.
26:20Go ahead, CJ.
26:21Um, there is a musician on the aft deck who has some questions about how to,
26:25uh, how to plug in his equipment without screwing up ours.
26:28I'll talk to the musician.
26:29Uh, I'll be right there.
26:31Thanks big guy.
26:32This, I think this, but this thing is taken for the lights back there.
26:35We need to find them some other, so I can run them, uh, an extension or something.
26:40Adrian, Adrian, Adrian, Nash.
26:44What do you need?
26:49Adrian, Adrian, Dave.
26:53By the time I call her, she ignores me.
26:54For Adrian.
26:56Yeah, I just wanted to let you know the musicians are here.
26:58We're wondering where to, um, have them stage.
27:00Is that a question for you?
27:02No, it is not.
27:07It's a question for Nash.
27:08How is that not a question for Adrian?
27:09She's the chief still.
27:11It is for her.
27:12This is the, um,
27:13Adrian, Adrian Nash.
27:15Could you come up here to the public, please?
27:18F***ing bitch.
27:19It's time to piss me off already.
27:20I'm about to lose my f***ing temper in her.
27:23Are you guys talking about switching rooms?
27:26You know what?
27:26It doesn't really concern you.
27:28Do you want to know about my room?
27:30Spend a night in it.
27:31I'm just disappointed in myself.
27:39Question?
27:40You want to get married?
27:40No.
27:41Can I marry them?
27:42Can I get my license?
27:43It takes about 30 minutes.
27:44Can I get it and marry them?
27:45You're just going to go online and get some b**** license?
27:48Yeah.
27:49I know it's going to be legal here.
27:51Yeah, sure.
27:53He's salivating.
27:54I really wanted to do that.
27:56It was dog.
27:57We are gathered here today to bear witness of the holy matrimony of Papa and his beautiful
28:04bone star wife, Amber.
28:05That was all right.
28:09Well done.
28:10Could have been some preacher in the south.
28:12Can I get a hallelujah?
28:13Yeah, absolutely.
28:18Adrian, Adrian, Nash.
28:21You're not answering Nash?
28:23I just did.
28:23I just said copy.
28:24I called you like four times.
28:25No, I said copy.
28:26I was still...
28:27Just deal with it.
28:30Jesus Christ.
28:30I'm going out there right now.
28:36What's supposed to be the problem that every time I call you, you never answer?
28:39I didn't hear anybody.
28:40Right away, I told Dave, could you call her right now real quick and right away you answer?
28:45I'm like, what is the problem with her?
28:46I'm not ignoring you.
28:47If I call you for something important, you're not wasting anybody's time in here.
28:49I understand.
28:49I didn't hear you.
28:50I'm sorry.
28:50Whatever.
28:51I'm used to tuning out cheddar and I'm sorry.
28:54I'm sorry.
28:55I think everybody's stressing out about the wedding and you know, it's easy to project on me.
29:00It sucks, but heavy is the head that wears the crown sometimes.
29:04Right there and run the power cord over here.
29:06Up there?
29:07Up there?
29:07Yeah.
29:07That would be...
29:08That's cool.
29:09That's cool.
29:14Just to help me get this stuff out of here.
29:16Let me fold the pillows.
29:17I don't know how this is supposed to work.
29:17Oh yeah, don't worry.
29:18I don't have to set up the bar or anything.
29:20Both of those flower arrangements on either side next to the dining table.
29:24I feel a time crunch.
29:25I feel pressure to get this moving.
29:27It's important that the timing is right and we're running out of time.
29:30All on our crew, please be in uniform.
29:37Wedding will be in seven minutes.
29:43Congratulations, bro.
29:44Thanks, bro.
29:51Papa?
29:52Hi.
29:53How are we doing?
29:53Great.
29:54I don't really know if I see myself ever getting married.
30:00I feel like it's, you know, shooting yourself in the foot trying to stop a robbery.
30:03See them get married is sweet, but not ready to be Susie Homemaker.
30:18Bake pies all day in an apron and drive my kids to soccer practice.
30:25Not going to happen.
30:25We're gathered here to celebrate the union of Nicholas Coe and Amber Holmes in matrimony.
30:34Nicholas, please repeat after me.
30:38I, Nicholas, take you, Amber.
30:40I, Nicholas, take you, Amber.
30:41I, Amber, take you, Nicholas.
30:43To be my wife.
30:44To have and to hold from this day forward.
30:46Until death do us part.
30:48Until death do us part.
30:49I know it's cheesy, but I'm looking up there smiling and I don't see the happy couple.
30:52I see Trevor and I standing up there and I can't wait.
30:57By the power of your love and commitment and the power vested in me as captain of this vessel,
31:01I now pronounce you husband and wife.
31:03You may kiss your bride.
31:12This is one of the best feelings that you get as a stewardess.
31:16It's planning the impossible and making it seem effortless and flawless.
31:23I love you so much.
31:24I love you.
31:33How you doing, Ben?
31:34I mean, a wedding cake really thanks a lot.
31:40I failed for you, buddy.
31:42And if I could do something to ease your pain, I certainly would.
31:45In the next few hours, I have to feed five-course dinner and a wedding cake.
31:50Nightmare.
31:53I don't care if dinner's late as long as it's a success.
31:57The stewardess's job isn't how to keep them f***ing entertaining.
31:59If they can't do that, they should f***ing drown themselves.
32:02Shall we adjourn to the table?
32:12The chef said that your Riesling would be perfect.
32:17To Amber and Papa, I truly feel honored to have been able to share this experience with you guys that hopefully will be one that you can look back on and talk about with your kids and grandkids.
32:32So, cheers to you and to happy marriage for you guys.
32:35Thank you so much, bro.
32:36Cheers.
32:38I thought the plates were just stunning.
32:44I've been wanting to join tuna and salmon and sort of, you know, make these blockettes out of it and then cut it and just show all of the, you know, the color changes throughout.
32:55Like the orange, the red, the orange, the red and I complimented it with amazing vegetables and sauce work and all of that.
33:03You can sleep tonight.
33:05Delicious.
33:06I love it.
33:06Let everybody enjoy.
33:08It's just one of those dishes I've been kind of dreaming about for months.
33:12I was in school.
33:13You guys, what are you doing?
33:13Yay.
33:18I've eaten at the best sushi restaurants.
33:20I'm a big fan of sashimi.
33:21Yeah.
33:22This is probably the best combo I've tasted.
33:26I'll do some more.
33:26Would you like it for breakfast?
33:27Sure.
33:33Not ready when you are, Benny.
33:39Okay.
33:40What are we going to do then?
33:41Well, I'm not going to lie.
33:44I'm a little intimidated to carry that thing.
33:47So if you want to bring it out, I think that would be the best.
33:50All right, let's do it.
33:52It's not her birthday, so don't sing.
33:56Holy cow.
33:57Oh my gosh.
33:58This looks amazing.
33:59It's beautiful.
34:00Beautiful.
34:01Look at this.
34:02Wow.
34:03It's fantastic.
34:04It's a piece of art.
34:05Very good.
34:06By planning this wedding, we just saved these people thousands of dollars.
34:11I'm thinking, cha-ching, we're going to get a nice tip after this.
34:18Aww.
34:20Can I go to bed, darling?
34:35Or do we still have more to do?
34:37Laundry's all squared away.
34:39Well, it could be flipped.
34:40Can I just go to bed?
34:53Today should be a piece of cake.
35:10He can't throw a wedding at us.
35:11At least he can't do that today.
35:13All honored crew, please come to the aft deck to see the guests off.
35:23All of you, we want to say thank you so much.
35:25You exceeded our expectations.
35:27Unfortunately, there were certain situations that we didn't have control over,
35:30but you continued to do everything you possibly could.
35:33And we really, really appreciate it.
35:35Thanks, everybody.
35:36You're great.
35:37Here's to honor.
35:38Yes, absolutely.
35:41Thank you, guys.
35:42It was a pleasure having you on board.
35:43You're welcome.
35:46Bye.
35:52All crew, all crew, we have a crew meeting.
35:57Okay.
35:58All in all, I think everybody pulled together, tried to do their best that we could.
36:01Weather didn't help us at all.
36:02So here's a tip for you guys.
36:05We'll see what it is.
36:07I think, I mean, between the five of them,
36:09I think that the tip she left could very well clear $12,000.
36:18Um, and tip, $4,000.
36:24There's no doubt in my mind that we created that amazing wedding for them.
36:30And unfortunately, it did not reflect in the tip.
36:33Um, anybody got a calculator to buy that up from $11,000?
36:37$900 a person would have been a 15% tip.
36:41This guy, we got 9%.
36:44That tells me that we did a job.
36:46They're telling us, you guys were amazing.
36:48You guys are fantastic.
36:50But, you know, there's a disconnect.
36:52It doesn't really make sense.
36:54Not what I expected, but it's more than we started out with.
36:57I'm really pissed.
36:59I'm stressed.
36:59I'm exhausted.
37:01I've been working non-stop.
37:03And then our tip sucks.
37:05Why am I doing this?
37:07All right, that's it.
37:08Let's get the boat knocked out.
37:10Anything else?
37:12Let's get it cleaned up.
37:14Go get it.
37:14Hi, dude.
37:24Hi.
37:26What are you doing?
37:29You look fantastic.
37:30Look at you.
37:30I really enjoy my crew and I enjoy spending time with them,
37:38but I see them all day long.
37:40I see them all night long.
37:41I can't get away from them.
37:42I won't.
37:43If I get a few minutes just to spend with me and Trevor,
37:46I'm going to take it.
37:47That's a beautiful boat.
37:49Isn't it?
37:50Yeah.
37:51I wish I could take you for a tour.
37:55Yeah, me too.
37:58I want you to come home.
37:59I'll make you big do this.
38:03This is so much more difficult than I expected it to be.
38:06Skype has been a godsend.
38:08I don't know that I see a career in this.
38:12I love your pictures you sent me.
38:15Well, I was hesitant at the beginning about sending you any pictures
38:18because I didn't want to like throw it in your face that I'm in paradise.
38:22And it kind of sucks because I'm here.
38:24I mean, I'm not alone, but I'm without you.
38:26So it feels like I'm alone.
38:29Be quiet.
38:39When I see him get so emotional,
38:42it reminds me that this is who I'm going to be with for the rest of my life.
38:45You know, I'm going to see that gambit of emotions and the ups and the downs.
38:50And I just, I'm so looking forward to our future.
38:53All right, sweetheart.
38:54I love you.
38:57I love you.
38:58I have a blanket for you.
39:08Benny, are you going to switch rooms with me?
39:10No.
39:12I can't get one person on this boat to switch rooms.
39:15Listen, I've got a really good idea.
39:16Just abandon your room and we'll set up a cot in CJ and I's room or the cot.
39:23You can just rotate our beds and we'll just double up.
39:26It's actually quite a brilliant idea because then you leave Adrian stranded, lonely and miserable.
39:32I don't know that that's the best idea either.
39:34I'm on the bottom, which is a bigger bed.
39:40Is it?
39:42Yeah.
39:42Are you guys talking about switching rooms?
39:45Not anymore.
39:54Are you guys talking about switching rooms?
39:58Not anymore.
39:58What's that meant to me?
40:04What does that mean?
40:04Because you've already turned me down.
40:07No, I didn't.
40:08I'm hurt that she's that offended by my presence that she can't sleep in the same room as me.
40:14This is the first time you're hearing about the conversation.
40:16So do you not want to be in a room with me?
40:19Is that the problem?
40:20You know, I'm just trying to have a nice night.
40:22My friends, my crew workers, I don't really want to get into any of the drama that's going on on board.
40:28I heard the tail end of the conversation when I walked in.
40:31Well, you know, then that's the tail end and we can continue it on a later date.
40:34I really just...
40:35No, I want to do it now.
40:36Fine.
40:36F*** you.
40:38F*** you.
40:38F*** my present.
40:41Then do it.
40:41My present like the time.
40:43You know what?
40:44It doesn't really concern you.
40:48It doesn't concern you.
40:50Well, when I pick up all of my shite and take it across the corridor and put it into another bed.
40:54Well, until you say yes, it doesn't concern you.
40:58It doesn't concern the finer points, don't I, darling?
41:00Well, then talk to her.
41:02The finer points.
41:03You want to know about my room?
41:05Spend a night in it.
41:07I feel like this whole cabin switching is kind of embarrassing.
41:13I feel a bit bad for Adrian.
41:17Awkward.
41:18All right.
41:18Well, actually...
41:19No, I don't know if you're going to go.
41:20No, it's fine.
41:21You guys were having a great time before I showed up, so...
41:23I walked into this situation thinking...
41:30I walked in here wanting to, to the best of my ability, represent what I do for everybody else who is so passionate about what I do.
41:53I just feel like I failed at that miserably.
41:58I'm just disappointed in myself.
41:59Next time on Below Deck.
42:08Thanks for the call.
42:09Did I just hear right on that?
42:10You hear what I heard?
42:11What?
42:12What?
42:13What?
42:13That's strange.
42:15That was what happened to me.
42:18What the f*** is going on?
42:20People are embarrassing.
42:22They're too f***ing loud.
42:23That's two!
42:24Hey!
42:25They're obnoxious.
42:29Just the lowest form of class you can have.
42:31What the hell is going on here?
42:33Really?
42:34Come on!
42:37Who's that?
42:38There's a fire alarm in the engine room.
42:40Fire is out of control on the lazer.
42:41We cannot contain the fire in the lazerette.
42:44Copy that.
42:45Let's prepare to abandon ship.
42:46Roger!
42:47Abandon ship, guys!
42:48Get your station!
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