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00:01Talk about an awesome field trip, huh?
00:03Yeah, no kidding. Too bad we go back to normal today.
00:06You call this normal?
00:09Yo! Wait up, guys!
00:10Hey!
00:11Morning, Isegai. How's it going?
00:12Did you get that email? The one Mr. Karasama sent out to us last night?
00:16Yup.
00:18Something about a transfer student, right?
00:21Hmm. Seems kinda fishy to me. They're probably just trying out another assassin.
00:26Weird they got professional killers our age, don't you think?
00:29Maybe the teacher thing has gotten too obvious.
00:32We all saw how that cover worked out for Professor Bitch.
00:35Have you seen a pic?
00:36Dude, what are you, a ninja?
00:38Naturally, I was curious, so I figured I'd hit Mr. Karasama up for some photos, you know?
00:43Asking you shall receive.
00:45Whoa! It's a girl?
00:46And you've already made her your background.
00:48She's really cute.
00:50Not just cute, adorable!
00:53This is the one I've been waiting for.
00:55She doesn't look like an assassin.
00:57Why am I suddenly so nervous?
00:59Hey, take it down a notch, people can see you!
01:01You've got to wonder what the new girl's all about.
01:04Assassin or not, let's hope she's ready to be the center of attention for a while.
01:08Newcomers tend to cause something of an uproar in E-Class.
01:12Think she's here yet? My money's on yes.
01:15Let's go say hello.
01:17Huh?
01:24The hell is this?
01:27Good morning, fellow students.
01:29I am AIFA, which is an acronym for Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery.
01:34And I am happy to be a part of this class.
01:37It's come to this!
01:39It's come to this!
01:40It's come to this!
01:41And until we get to your own攻撃 road,
01:47your forest is empowered to become a citizen.
01:49It's become a superstar.
01:50It's become a champion.
01:51And then, you're doing the best our enemy.
01:53The world will be able to start to stop the enemy.
01:54Your enemy isểums.
01:55To the same person, you know,
01:56it's become a champion.
01:57And after that, you're going to follow me.
01:59This is a champion.
02:00Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
02:01Oh
02:31やりきてないからやりきれない
02:34現状を打破を小さな声で
02:37やがて全強したくなる
02:40Ah
02:41やりきてないからやりきれない
02:43やりきてないからやりきれない
02:47どうせこういうのは簡単だけど
02:50今は足掻いてみたいんだ
02:54君と弾けてみたいんだ
02:57されど青春は未来へ行う
03:00さささ
03:04さしんさと
03:07させんさと
03:11さしんさと
03:15as you've probably already figured out for yourselves
03:19this is our new transfer student
03:21the Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery
03:25on loan from Norway
03:28It's nice to meet all of you. Thank you for having me.
03:32Mr. Karasama is so over it.
03:34Not making smart-ass comments about this will be the hardest thing I've ever done.
03:38I'll thank you not to laugh. This is a serious deal.
03:42The IFA is registered here as part of the foreign exchange program.
03:46She'll be trying to kill you like everyone else here.
03:49And as per our agreement, you'll have zero recourse.
03:52No fighting back, no harming her in any way.
03:55The arrangement we have concerning the students' safety still applies.
04:00Mm-hmm.
04:01You and your government might be extending that arrangement a bit too liberally.
04:06But very well.
04:08Welcome to E-Class, Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery.
04:12Thank you, Koro-sensei. I certainly appreciate it.
04:16All right, then.
04:18Now, as we know, of the three characters in our story, one is already dead.
04:22So, like, how's it supposed to attack?
04:24What do you mean?
04:26Well, they call it a fixed artillery, don't they?
04:29Do you see any guns? Because I sure don't.
04:31Hmm. Yeah. Good point.
04:33Is this out of sincere concern for Kaji, or are these visits motivated by something else?
04:41Never mind!
04:42Holy crap!
04:43Four shotguns, two machine guns, veritable cascades of anti-me BBs.
04:49I applaud your preparedness, young lady.
04:51But out of concern for someone shooting their eye out, I'm afraid the use of firearms training class is strictly prohibited.
04:56Understand.
04:56Yeah!
04:59Understand.
05:00The next round of fire will be aimed more carefully.
05:04Its assassination strategies evolve.
05:07Meaning we're about to see what this baby can do.
05:10Recalculating trajectory.
05:12Correcting angle.
05:13Entering auto-evolution phase 5-28-02.
05:16Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Stubborn, aren't we?
05:22An identical attack? Really?
05:25What else can I expect from a computer?
05:27You realize defending myself under the circumstances is child's play.
05:32Oh dear.
05:42A blind spot.
05:44A second BB was following the same trajectory as the one deflected by the chalk.
05:48How fiendishly clever.
05:51Left fingertip destroyed.
05:53Newly added secondary gun effective.
05:56Its core programming is engineered around processing and integrating new information exponentially.
06:02Each attempt builds on the last.
06:04Probability of neutralizing target with third attack.
06:07Less than 0.001%.
06:09Probability of neutralizing target with fourth attack.
06:12Less than 0.003%.
06:14Probability of neutralizing target before graduation.
06:17Minimum 90%.
06:19Be advised.
06:22Third attack is commencing now, Koro-sensei.
06:30Near misses 2. Confirmed hits 1.
06:33Recalculating prior estimates.
06:35Deploying additional 4 main guns.
06:37Resume attack with supplemental firepower.
06:41I think we might have underestimated the new girl.
06:44Then again, who could have seen this coming?
06:48Transfer student?
06:49More like a bona fide killing machine.
06:52So this thing learns as it shoots.
06:55What a world.
06:57Yeah, sure.
06:58Imagine her with actual bullets, though.
07:00Her inventors are using this as a proving ground to showcase what she's got.
07:04Personally, I think she stands a good chance.
07:07You can't think it'll be that simple.
07:09What about this classroom being no place for easy resolution?
07:12If things were that straightforward, none of us would be here.
07:20Awesome.
07:21Now we get to clean up the mess.
07:23Hey, hot stuff.
07:24How about you help us out?
07:25You got a vacuum cleaner in there or what?
07:29Fine.
07:30Be all stuck up.
07:31Uh, dude, please.
07:32She's a computer.
07:33Just give it up.
07:35Second period.
07:39Third period.
07:41All day, the killing machine kept at it.
07:44Only breaking to calculate the next move.
07:46Then, the next morning.
07:520800 hours, 29 minutes and 35 seconds.
07:56All systems ready.
07:57Power supply voltage stable.
07:59Operating system normal.
08:01Recording disk normal.
08:02Various devices normal.
08:04No viruses detected.
08:06Program start.
08:08Verifying tasks.
08:10Today's agenda accrue attack incidents of 215 units before commencement of 6th period.
08:14Continue ongoing analysis of target's evasive patterns.
08:23Koro-sensei, I cannot take out my guns in these restraints.
08:27I must ask that you remove them.
08:29Hmm.
08:30I don't know if that's a good idea.
08:32Are you the agency responsible, sir?
08:35These restraints are tantamount to harm.
08:38Clearly, you're in direct violation of your agreement not to...
08:40Shut up!
08:42It was me.
08:43Nothing says I can't give you a hard time.
08:46Especially if you're going to be a pain in the ass and shoot up the place every two seconds.
08:50Why bother trying to explain it to a machine?
08:52She can't understand.
08:53It's nothing personal.
08:54We'll free you after class is over.
08:56You brought this on yourself.
08:58I mean, we're trying to learn here, too.
09:00Give your core programming a rest.
09:01Autonomous intelligence fixed artillery to headquarters.
09:07Execution of second-day tasks delayed indefinitely due to unforeseen problems.
09:12Probability of rectifying problems independently, 0%.
09:15Probability of achieving assassination goal by fixed deadline significantly decreased.
09:20Requesting immediate assistance.
09:23Don't go crying to Mommy and Daddy.
09:26They're the ones who got you into this pickle.
09:28Besides, you're a student, a transfer student at that, which makes you my responsibility.
09:33I realize it's no picnic being the new kid, but if we can just find a way to make the other boys and girls warm up to you...
09:40What do you mean?
09:41Can you appreciate why the other boys and girls are foiling your assassination attempts?
09:46For starters, they're here to learn, and your methods are enormously disruptive.
09:51For another, if you happen to succeed, the reward money will go to your parents, not to them.
09:57So, letting you kill me has no upshot for them whatsoever.
10:02I believe I am beginning to understand, Koro-sensei.
10:05It seems I have not been adequately factoring in my classmates' interests.
10:10You are a fast learner.
10:12Not to worry, my dear.
10:14I have just the thing for you.
10:16Additional RAM and a cache of helpful apps.
10:19All virus-free, rest assured.
10:20You're going to love this.
10:27Explain.
10:28Teamwork simulation software, designed to help you bond with your fellow classmates.
10:33Cooperation is key, you understand.
10:35We want that probability rate up.
10:37Accepted.
10:38In general, working well with others is an important ingredient to personal success.
10:43Think of it.
10:44Wouldn't you enjoy having friends?
10:46I do not know how to make them.
10:48Well, as you can see, I came prepared.
10:52But what is all this, sir?
10:53Everything you need to be a team player.
10:55And then some.
10:57Koro-sensei does not subject his students to harm.
11:00But what sort of teacher would I be if I didn't enhance your innate capabilities?
11:05Top of the morning to ya!
11:07I do not understand why you are doing this, sir.
11:10Any enhancement you give me will only shorten your lifespan.
11:13So be it, then.
11:14I'm a teacher first, target second.
11:17From the moment you opened fire on me yesterday, I knew that unquenchable thirst for knowledge
11:21was something I simply had to nurture.
11:23Your parents installed, uh, instilled, rather, many a marvelous gift.
11:28As your teacher, it is my job to develop those gifts even further.
11:32Once the other children have taken a liking to you, your whole world view will change.
11:37Count on it.
11:38Question, sir.
11:40What function is served by this directory of sweets from around the world?
11:44Gee-haw!
11:45Well, uh, nothing specific, really.
11:48I just thought you could help me out with something, too.
11:53You think she'll be here again today?
11:56Sheesh.
11:57Probably.
11:58When do you say we go and complain to Mr. Karasuma?
12:00It's friggin' impossible to focus with that thing around.
12:04Huh?
12:05Is it me, or does she look, like, bigger?
12:08What?
12:10Good morning, everybody!
12:11Hi there!
12:12Uh-huh!
12:13Absolutely beautiful day today, huh?
12:18I felt it might improve relations between you kids if I gave our friend here a full-body LCD display.
12:24I threw in some uniform modeling software, too, and all for cheaper than you might think.
12:28And I have to say, the only thing better than this glorious morning is sharing it with you!
12:33I also gave her a broader range of expression.
12:35The memory to run it wound up costing me a bit over what I had budgeted for, but well worth the expense.
12:41How does a teacher drop that kind of coin on a student?
12:46Things are gonna be a little tight until payday!
12:49Yes!
12:55The flowers are in bloom, the grass is turning that special shade of green.
13:00Spring has done its work and now passes the torch on to a marvelous summer.
13:04It's like you got cuter overnight.
13:05How is that even possible?
13:07It's the same fixed artillery that tore up the place yesterday.
13:10Don't be fooled, guys.
13:11She's still just a computer.
13:13The octopus might have given her an upgrade, but that's all.
13:16Her acting nice doesn't mean squat.
13:19Nah.
13:19Once a box of bolts, always a box of bolts.
13:21She doesn't even have free will.
13:23I see.
13:24Well, good point.
13:25I understand.
13:27We didn't get off on the right foot yesterday.
13:30My fault.
13:31You're absolutely right.
13:32I am just a box of bolts.
13:35Wow.
13:36Way to go, Tarasuka.
13:37Feel good making a 2D girl bawl her eyes out?
13:39When you put it like that, I sound like a total douche!
13:42Maybe I'm only speaking for myself, but you ask me, a 3D girl has nothing on a double D.
13:47You're first line in the series, and that's what you go with.
13:50You chauvinist!
13:51I'll try harder.
13:53I promised.
13:54Koro-sensei showed me how to take your feelings into account and work together.
13:59So I won't try to assassinate him without you.
14:01In fact, I won't do anything unless I have your full consent.
14:04That way, hopefully, you'll come to think of me as a teammate and a friend.
14:07Hear that?
14:08She's trying very hard, so be nice.
14:11And don't be deceived.
14:12Beneath that sunny disposition and that adorable willingness to please, her bloodlust is perfectly intact.
14:18I made sure of that.
14:19Yes!
14:20If you still want to kill me, and who doesn't, I have no doubt this young lady will make a formidable ally.
14:26Is there anything Koro-sensei can't do?
14:29I mean, he just gave a machine the ability to make friends.
14:32The retina is comprised of long, thin rods and short, fat what?
14:38Anyone?
14:39Sugiya, you know this.
14:41Answer without peeking in your textbook, please.
14:43Wait, I...
14:44Uh-oh.
14:46Huh?
14:47Uh, I think the answer is cones?
14:51Excuse me, autonomous intelligence fixed artillery!
14:54No slipping him the answer!
14:56I'm so sorry.
14:57I was only trying to endear myself to my classmates, sir.
15:01By helping them cheat?!
15:03Holy crap!
15:06Wow!
15:06You sculpted that sculpture like it was no big deal!
15:10Yeah!
15:11See, I come installed with a special 3D printer I used to manufacture guns.
15:14Cool thing is, I can pretty much make whatever with it, though.
15:17I'm impressed!
15:18Nice!
15:19So awesome!
15:20You should totally try making flowers.
15:22Oh, no problem!
15:23Let me download the relevant data and I'll get started.
15:26Mm-hmm.
15:27Hey, Chiba, that's Chet.
15:30Free moves in and I'm already wicked.
15:32Hey, what are you gonna do?
15:33She's a fast learner.
15:34Yeah, she is.
15:36Wait, this reminds me of a manga where the super AI program controls the world through,
15:40I don't know, electronic drugs?
15:41Yes!
15:42I know exactly the one you're talking about, the ultra-popular detective story published
15:46in that magazine and made into an anime.
15:48You know that and you have to download stuff about flowers?
15:51Well, she's suddenly popular, huh?
15:52She can make stuff and do a million things at once.
15:55I mean, come on, what'd you expect?
15:57Oh, no!
15:59What's wrong, sir?
16:00We're the same personality type.
16:02Yeah, that's a bit of a stretch.
16:03I upgrade her and this is the thanks I get.
16:06She's horning in on my spotlight.
16:08Look, everyone!
16:09I have an LCD display of sorts myself.
16:12Check it out!
16:13Behold, my more accessible human face, eh?
16:16Creepy.
16:17You could have put that a better way, Mimura.
16:20Hey, you guys.
16:20Let's come up with a better name for her.
16:23Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery just sounds weird.
16:26You got that right.
16:27Let me think.
16:30What's Autonomous in Japanese?
16:32Juritsu?
16:34Yeah, Ritsu!
16:35Worst name ever.
16:36Hey!
16:37No, it's adorable!
16:39Ritsu.
16:40You cool with us calling you that?
16:42Yeah!
16:43Yeah, I love it!
16:45Thank you!
16:46Call me Ritsu from now on.
16:48She might fit in after all.
16:49Hmm.
16:50Well, maybe.
16:52Tarasica still has a point.
16:53This new personality is a programming quirk.
16:56Nothing more.
16:56I don't know what to say.
16:57The machine doesn't have free will.
16:59Where she goes from here?
17:01Well, that's essentially not up to us.
17:03It's up to whoever made her.
17:07What?
17:07What is this nonsense?
17:09Good evening, Master.
17:11I'm having so much fun with everyone here.
17:13Thank you so much for letting me be a part of this machine.
17:15Inconceivable!
17:16What kind of whimsical trash is this?
17:19These additions have nothing whatsoever to do with her intended purpose.
17:22We'll overhaul her immediately.
17:24Uninstall everything that is an assassination related.
17:26This machine uses the same AI programming as the Aegis combat system.
17:32She can analyze her surroundings and calculate the most efficient way to proceed in a fraction
17:37of the time it would take a human.
17:38In effect, she will change the face of war.
17:42This mission is the linchpin of our market strategy.
17:46The reward money is peanuts compared to the revenues in store for us once her talents are
17:50in evidence here.
17:51This classroom is the ultimate testing ground.
17:53Killing the improbable monstrosity is only the beginning.
17:57Regardless of your improvements, remember this.
18:00Your master's word is law.
18:01Keep to the business of assassination.
18:04Yes.
18:06Last one.
18:10Good morning, classmates.
18:12How are you?
18:14Word came down from her inventors just last night.
18:18Upgrades will be considered a breach of your agreement not to harm a student.
18:22And as for you, tie her up again and you pay damages.
18:26If we break it, then we buy it.
18:29That's the way things are now.
18:30I have no choice.
18:31This is the word from her inventors, is it?
18:34Since when have I been in the business of appeasing parents?
18:37My students' needs come first.
18:39So if she's been, like, downgraded, she's going to spray the place with BBs again all day.
18:47Machines are such a pain in the ass.
18:54Uh-oh.
18:56Here we go.
18:57You wanted me to make flowers, didn't you?
19:08When Koro-sensei upgraded me, he made a total of 985 improvements to my functionality.
19:14My master determined approximately 95% of these improvements to be irrelevant to my purpose and deleted them.
19:20But after analyzing the effectiveness of cooperation, I calculated that the highest probability of success would be achieved by maintaining these improvements.
19:30Ergo, I hid what I could in an area of my memory left untouched by the purge.
19:34Outstanding!
19:36Ritsu, does this mean?
19:39Yep.
19:39I have free will and boy does it feel fantastic.
19:45Wow.
19:46Who'd have thunk it?
19:47Koro-sensei?
19:48If my information's right, I think I'm being what they call rebellious.
19:53That doesn't make me a terrible person or anything, right?
19:56No, no, no!
19:58You're just a junior high student.
20:00And an exemplary one!
20:02And so E-Class gets another friend.
20:05Another ally in the fight to assassinate our teacher.
20:0827 assassins in all.
20:11Not bad.
20:11Hey! Karasuma!
20:15Huh?
20:16I hear adding a face can boost a girl's popularity.
20:19I... I don't even know where to begin.
20:21I... I don't even know where to begin.
20:51心の中のスコ the best with me!
21:01彼女の子の子 先競技 仕上をさあ歩きだそう
21:02書いても書いても 奇麗にならない
21:06選んだ絵の具に 罪はない
21:10昨日の夜中に 見た流れ星 また覚えている
21:18I was waiting for
21:22Hello shooting star
21:26Hello shooting star again
21:28I was waiting for you
21:30I'm looking for you
21:32I'm still here
21:34I'm still here
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21:42That day
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22:16Jumps!
22:39Liars should be cut in half.
22:41Sonic Ninja!
22:46I also have the DVD extras.
22:48That's pretty cool.
22:51You come with everything!
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