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00:00Keep eyes on the target right don't let yourself be distracted if you can't
00:13predict his moves you can't fully counter his evasive maneuvers not too
00:17shabby for four months of training every day these kids show more promise take
00:23Isegai and Mayahara for example then there's Karma at first blush all
00:34sarcasm and laziness but behind that facade lurks the instinct of a killer
00:41and the girls Okano's gymnastics background makes her moves hard to
00:46predict Meg easily has the reach and momentum of her male counterparts these
00:52are the standout would-be assassins of the group don't forget Kuro sensei the
00:56ideal teacher a man of grit and character whom none have the heart to kill this is
01:01my interior monologue dammit no one wants your two cents the truth be told the
01:06other students may have a long way to go but they've come a lot further than I
01:10dared hope
01:12what out sorry that block was a little over the top I'm good no worries eyes on
01:28the target you got to see stuff like that coming yeah Nagisa Shiota what the did I
01:35just have a momentary lapse of sanity man I'm having no luck hitting that guy
01:46there's like zero chinks in mr. Karasuma's armor excuse me sir we were wondering if
01:51you'd like to grab a bite to eat with us sorry no I'd love to but there's still a
01:54lot of work that needs to get done zero chinks in his personal life too he's
02:00definitely a man who prefers to keep his distance it's like there's a wall of
02:03ice between him and us yeah don't get me wrong he's super cool and everything I
02:07mean I just I don't know you think it's only because he has to be hey hey
02:14Karasuma Takaoka another new teacher yo name's Akira Takaoka and I'm here to give
02:25your gym teacher a hand pleased to meet your gang so what do you say ready to
02:30have some fun
02:32Oh
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03:23This is the end of the day.
03:53I am strong.
03:56Yeah!
03:58Let's sit!
03:59I am strong!
04:06Whoa!
04:07Is that...
04:08It's cake!
04:10Handmade eclairs from the Hermes!
04:12Um, these look sort of pricey, sir, are you sure?
04:15Yeah!
04:16Chow down, kiddos!
04:17I didn't break the bank so we could stare at these babies all day.
04:19You really know your way around brand name sweets, don't you?
04:22Nice.
04:22Trust me.
04:23When it comes to the good stuff, it's love.
04:25Built like a truck and adorable.
04:28So you're going to take over P.E. to help Mr. Karasima get caught up?
04:31Yep.
04:32Those are my marching orders from the brass at HQ.
04:34Poor guy needs some time to himself.
04:37Ah, and this fellow must be Koro's sensei.
04:39Please help yourself.
04:42Don't want to die on an empty stomach.
04:44You know, sir, for being colleagues, you and Mr. Karasima are night and day.
04:48He's nice to us and all, but you're like the neighborhood dad.
04:50Dad, I like the sound of that.
04:54Life's too short not to spend it with people you think of as family.
04:57Am I right, gang?
04:58Okay.
04:58All right, everybody here?
05:08Now, things are going to be tougher than usual, but stick it out like the champs I know you are and we're talking more sweets.
05:14For us? Or are you really just saving them for yourself?
05:18Nope, nope. Don't want to ruin this girlish figure.
05:25How are you kosher with this idiot?
05:28If he was a toupee, a chin strap couldn't make him look phonier.
05:31Even Karma can tell, and he's not here today.
05:33Look, he and I go back to the Airborne Brigade.
05:37We're not best friends or anything, but based on the information I have, he's a great teacher.
05:41Hmm.
05:42Young people respond to him. He speaks their language.
05:45That's what you want in an educator.
05:48I think maybe I've been going about this the wrong way.
05:51My approach was to draw a line, stay professional, but taking on the role of father figure might be more effective.
05:58Huh?
05:59Huh?
06:03Okay, then. Along with your new training regimen comes a new schedule.
06:12Huh?
06:13What? No way!
06:15We have ten periods now?
06:17We train till 9 p.m.?
06:19That's the idea, little grasshoppers.
06:21Don't be glump. Think of the payoff.
06:23This curriculum will turn you into lean, mean killing machines.
06:26You're going to love it!
06:27Wait. Hold up. Hold up. This is ridiculous.
06:30First off, this is school. We've got to think about grades, too.
06:33I mean, come on. We can't go by this. When are we supposed to stu-
06:36Rule number one, we don't do can't.
06:43Rule number two, we're a family and I'm the dad.
06:47Show me a family where dad ain't in charge and I'll show you a family in crisis.
06:51If this is too much for you, send it out!
06:54I'll have my people back at HQ, send in replacements for the whole class.
06:58That said, I'd much rather see you stick it out.
07:03A father loves each of his children unconditionally.
07:05The thought of losing even one of them breaks his heart.
07:08We're going to save the world, kids, and we're going to do it as a family.
07:11There are two essential ingredients needed to earn loyalty of your students.
07:17Affection and fear.
07:20Well, you're going to do everything father tells you to, eh?
07:24Uh, I...
07:25Actually, sir, to tell you the truth...
07:28I'm not much for P.E.
07:31If I have to do it, I prefer Mr. Karasuma's class.
07:34Ah!
07:39Kazuki!
07:39Looks like we're having a little communications gap.
07:43The only answer here is yes.
07:45If anyone else needs a dose of good old-fashioned non-verbal reinforcement,
07:49Daddy Dearest will be happy to oblige.
07:52Stop it!
07:53Hmm?
07:54Hey, did he twist your neck?
07:56Try moving your head side to side.
07:58I'll be okay.
08:00What about you?
08:02I'll survive.
08:03See, we're fine. Don't go getting your boxes in a wad. I'm not going to go full throttle on my beloved fam.
08:08Correct. Except they're not your fam. They're my students.
08:14Moro-sensei!
08:15Whatever you've been filling their heads with while my back was turned, it stops now.
08:21Sorry, big guy. This isn't your class. You teach your subjects, I'll teach mine. In phys ed, I call the shots.
08:28Nothing I've done falls outside acceptable corporal punishment. I've got to train these kids to kill you.
08:33That doesn't leave me a lot of time. I don't have the luxury of going easy on them.
08:37What, are you going to attack me? Over a dispute about educational philosophy?
08:42Because if that's what this is, you just don't care for the way I teach.
08:51The man will crush those children, body and spirit. And he's right. And I don't care for it, but civility dictates I let him teach as he sees fit.
09:01That's why I'm counting on you. You're on par with this fellow, are you not? I need you to shut him down.
09:08Me? That's rich.
09:12Bet this really grinds your gears, Karasuma. Me stealing these kids out from under you.
09:17You were always top dog of our old brigade. Never gave a damn about what I could do.
09:22And yet, here I am throwing a monkey wrench into your shot at promotion.
09:27Let half of these snot-nosed punks be pulverized.
09:30If I can shape the other half into octopus-killing warriors, it'll be me reaping the glory when the deed is done.
09:36You'll be licking my boots till the day they put you out of pasture.
09:39This is seriously not funny.
09:42300 squats? We're gonna freaking die!
09:46Mr. Karasuma, please!
09:49Watch it.
09:52Karasuma ain't part of our family, dollface. Someone needs a lesson.
09:57Disrespecting daddy makes him very angry!
10:02That's enough. If you hurt these kids, they will have to answer to me.
10:06Ah, there it is. I was wondering when you were gonna throw your chips in, old buddy.
10:11Heh, waiting to make this interesting.
10:14What's the big deal? Who are you to criticize how I choose to teach?
10:17If this is something you and me need to settle like men, then I'm up for the challenge.
10:21Just remember, we're teachers first.
10:24Here's what I propose.
10:25Cherry-pick your star pupils out of the students you've trained by your methods.
10:29Set them on me, and if they're knifed so much as grazes my aura,
10:33I'll concede that the way you train is superior to mine.
10:35No fuss, no backpedaling. I'll pack it in and leave.
10:40We won't be using these, though.
10:42No, sir, we won't.
10:47When the object is to kill a human being, you can't rely on toys.
10:52So we'll be using the real McCoy.
10:54He wants to use an actual knife.
11:04This is ridiculous.
11:05These kids aren't prepared to take down a real human being, and you know it.
11:09Don't get all concerned citizen on me.
11:11They ain't gotta kill nothing.
11:12Just come close.
11:13And I'll do you a solid by defending myself barehanded.
11:16This little trick works beautifully in the big leagues, too.
11:21Take a fresh-faced recruit wielding a blade for the first time,
11:25pummel the poor bastard within an inch of his life unarmed,
11:28and bingo.
11:29Instant alpha-dog status.
11:31What are you waiting for?
11:33Pick yourself a champion,
11:34or save us the headache and agree to let me run this show from now on.
11:43Wish I could say I was sure about this.
11:46Are his methods as bad as all that?
11:49Maybe his take-no-prisoner's policy is what saving the world calls for.
11:55I'm not sure of anything anymore.
11:57Still, look at him.
12:00How could I put one of these kids on the spot?
12:02Do I even have a star pupil?
12:04Do I even have a star pupil?
12:07Nagisa, you're up.
12:09What? Wait, are you kidding?
12:12In my eyes, we're all fellow soldiers on a mission to save Earth from destruction.
12:16Whatever our differences are, we share that goal.
12:19The least you kids deserve for being put in this situation is my respect.
12:23I may not be much of a father figure, but I appreciate your dilemma.
12:28So if you don't feel comfortable, you don't have to take up the knife.
12:31Our duty as teachers is to prepare you for life, not force you into a kicking and screaming.
12:37This man always looks me in the eyes.
12:42My own family can't even do that.
12:44But him?
12:46No problem.
12:48Man, there must be so much he's not allowed to tell us.
12:52And I can't imagine why he's choosing me.
12:54But if he sees fit to hand me the knife, I'll trust his decision and take it.
13:04Either way, Takaoka is out of control.
13:07Somebody has to do something.
13:09I'm your guy.
13:10Oh, come on, this twig?
13:14Eyes must be going in your old age.
13:17What would possess that dumb bastard to pick him?
13:19This is gonna be a train wreck.
13:22Patience, you'll see.
13:25You think Nagisa will get anywhere near him?
13:27I don't think so.
13:28Guy's a pro.
13:29Hell, how would you do with a real knife?
13:32Nagisa?
13:35Ready when you are.
13:36This is gonna be fun.
13:40Time to school these kids in the art of real humiliation.
13:44Dodge, taunt, beat.
13:46Wash, rinse, repeat.
13:50It's important you understand this is real to him.
13:53He intends to make an example out of you.
13:55Treat this like any other assassination.
13:58You don't have to be stronger than your target.
14:00Just get one good strike in and the job is done.
14:03That's it.
14:04One.
14:06It's dawning on him.
14:11Stakes are pretty high when the knife in your hand is real.
14:14He's thinking, wait a second.
14:16This is for keepsies.
14:18I can't take the life of another human being.
14:21There's nothing sweeter than the sight of a rookie turned pale at the thought of his first kill.
14:26Okay, this is bound to be a little different than what I'm used to, so I need to stay focused.
14:34Just remember Mr. Karasuma's advice.
14:38One strike.
14:39I just need one strike.
14:41I just need to kill him.
14:45So I'll give him a smile.
14:49Walk towards him calmly.
14:51Totally nonchalant.
14:54Like I'm on the way to school.
14:55And before he knows what's up, this gets real.
15:04That's right.
15:05You're about to die.
15:08No one keeps it together when they realize that.
15:11Even Koro's sensei gets thrown off.
15:13And you're nothing compared to him.
15:16Once you lose your balance, all it takes is a little tug.
15:19Here, let me help you down.
15:21There we go.
15:23You can block from the front no problem.
15:25But when it's an attack from behind, good luck.
15:33Looks like I win.
15:38What the hell?
15:40Not something you see every day.
15:41Son of a bitch.
15:43The talent this kid's got is unreal.
15:47The way he strolls up to the target.
15:49Hiding his intent until the last second.
15:52Springing on them like a python.
15:54That explains the chill I got from him earlier.
15:57This goes beyond the instincts of a killer.
16:00Nagisa isn't a normal boy.
16:02He's a natural-born assassin.
16:04But should I nurture a gift like his?
16:07Or shut it down?
16:09Oh, wait a second.
16:10Was I supposed to use the back of my knife?
16:12I'll take that, thank you.
16:15Game, set, and match, Mr. Karasima.
16:20Outrageous.
16:20Giving one of my students a real knife?
16:23Have you lost your marbles?
16:24He could have been hurt.
16:25Or worse.
16:28Pretty sure you're quick enough on your feet to have kept that from happening.
16:31Still, though.
16:32Did you even know how game-changing this is?
16:35Easy, guys.
16:36Let's not make a big deal out of it, okay?
16:38I just did what Mr. Karasima told me to, that's all.
16:42Ow!
16:43What was that for?
16:44Sorry.
16:45Uh, I needed to make sure that was you.
16:48Sincerely, though, you're awesome.
16:50That whole ordeal was a total rush.
16:51If ever a man was unsure of himself right up to the moment of truth, it's you.
16:58Think so, huh?
16:59Mm-hmm.
17:04You ungrateful punks.
17:06You think it's fun shaming your father figure, huh?
17:09Having the time of your lives pretending you've won?
17:12Hope it was worth it, because Daddy's about to rip you apart.
17:15Mind, body, and soul!
17:18Not gonna lie, if we went for a round two, I'd lose.
17:25But I'll tell you something.
17:28Whatever you do, you're not the boss of us.
17:30Mr. Karasima is our PE teacher.
17:33That's all there is to it.
17:35When you try to be our dad, it just makes us feel like children.
17:39Mr. Karasima may come off as all business, but he treats us as equals.
17:44He's approachable, he's cool, and he's got nothing to prove.
17:47Thanks for trying, but he's the class dad.
17:54Am I the class mom?
17:59To teach is also to confront such answers head-on.
18:02Moreover, to do so by drawing from the well of their confidence in us.
18:06A student confidently answers a question you yourself were troubled by, and that's only the beginning.
18:13To teach is also to confront such answers head-on.
18:16Moreover, to do so by drawing from the well of their confidence in us.
18:19Sorry if my colleague's a bit too big for his britches.
18:32He's not in a position to threaten you.
18:34Don't give him another thought.
18:36I'll negotiate with my superiors to put things back the way they were.
18:39Mr. Karasima!
18:40It's going to take more than that to be done with me!
18:45You get this job over my dead body!
18:47That won't be necessary.
18:50Principal Asano.
18:53I trust you'll forgive the intrusion, everyone.
18:56I came to see our new hire in action.
18:59And it must be said, your methods are nothing short of a travesty.
19:05Granted, fear is the engine of education.
19:07But a teacher able to instill fear only through violence is nothing but a brute.
19:12And I do not employ brutes.
19:14But I was only trying to...
19:16Your walking papers.
19:19The Ministry of Defense does not call the shots here, and I intend to keep it that way.
19:24This is my school and my school alone.
19:28Remember that.
19:30Damn it!
19:32Damn it!
19:32Damn it!
19:33Damn it!
19:33Damn it!
19:34Damn it!
19:34Damn it!
19:35Damn it!
19:39The man got handed a pink slip?
19:41Does that mean Mr. Karasima's back to being our gym teacher again?
19:47I see the principal's confident as ever in his methods.
19:52That makes one of us the least.
19:54Yeah?
19:55What if Nagisa said he wanted to be an assassin when he grew up?
19:58Could you lead him there with a clear conscience?
20:03I don't think he realizes it yet.
20:05But he's got what it takes.
20:09That's certainly a tricky one.
20:10I'll give you that.
20:11Alas, such dilemmas come with the territory.
20:15Every teacher secretly frets over whether the path he sets his students on is the right one.
20:20But he points the way to the best future he can see for them.
20:23Questions of right and wrong are often open-ended.
20:26We ask them, but the students must live their own answer.
20:29The pleasure of seeing them do so is what makes this job exhilarating.
20:32Mr. Karasima, sir?
20:38We were wondering, since we kind of got your job back for you at all, maybe you've got something in the way of a little thank you coming?
20:44Yeah!
20:45Mr. Takaoka would have given us a bunch of sweets for being so good.
20:50Well now, I'm not much of a connoisseur.
20:52I guess you could buy your...
20:55Takaoka!
20:57Uh, surely I deserve some thanks, too!
21:00Oh yeah?
21:01For doing what?
21:01You've pretty much been on the sidelines the whole time.
21:04Au contraire, boys and girls!
21:05I was scrutinizing your plight in thoughtful silence in hopes of demonstrating to Mr. Karasima the truth.
21:09Whatever.
21:10Let's go, class dad!
21:11We can show you all the best places to buy something.
21:14Sure.
21:15I might have my share of doubts about being a teacher.
21:18But this place is really starting to grow on me.
21:25Gross!
21:26Is that how he grovels?
21:27How badly does he want this stuff?
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