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00:00the sounds of a choreographed exercise regimen echoing across the fields on a golden afternoon
00:18so peaceful so militant make those knives sing treat every move like a legit kill strike
00:307, 8, 1
00:32You're in the way here, pal.
00:33Phys Ed is my department now.
00:35But I'm lonely.
00:37Find something else to do then.
00:39Like, I don't know.
00:40There's a sandbox. Have a field day.
00:43You don't have to be so insensitive.
00:46The kids liked it better when I was their gym coach anyhow.
00:50Yeah, not so much.
00:52No offense or anything.
00:53It's just when it comes to exercise, you...
00:54Set the bar kind of high.
00:56All right, let's try a simple jumping side-to-side maneuver.
01:00Watch closely, and I'll show you how it's done.
01:04Are you kidding me?
01:05Once you got the rhythm, throw some Cat's Cradle into the mix.
01:08Wow, he is seriously good!
01:11Like we could keep up with that.
01:13We're human beings, you know.
01:14I, for one, think our coach should be too.
01:16Right. Back to work, people.
01:21Can I ask an obvious question, sir?
01:23If there's an actual point to this training...
01:26Should, uh...
01:26Should we be practicing right in front of our target?
01:29Whether killing or studying, it's the same principle.
01:32Drill the basics, and they'll serve you well.
01:34Okay.
01:35Isagai.
01:36Mayahara.
01:37Step up.
01:39I want you to try to tag me with those knives.
01:41Wait.
01:42Like, as a team?
01:43Do you think that's a good idea?
01:45The blades are harmless.
01:46They weren't designed to injure human beings.
01:49Tell you what.
01:50Manage to hit me, and you can go home for the day.
01:53Oh, okay.
01:55Well, here goes nothing.
01:58Come on.
02:03See that, kids?
02:04Even with the bare minimum know-how,
02:06I can practically dodge their attacks in my sleep.
02:09They've got no technique.
02:11Whoa.
02:12If you can't land a hit against a guy like me,
02:20you haven't got a prayer against a target whose top speed is Mach 20.
02:23See?
02:24We've been sparring for half a minute, and look.
02:27He's had time to change clothes, make tea,
02:29and build a model of Ahsaka Castle.
02:32That is so irritating.
02:33That's why we drill.
02:35When the whole class can hit me, you have a shot.
02:37Do what I tell you as often as I tell you to do it,
02:40you'll become assassins.
02:42This isn't recess, kids.
02:44From now on, gym class will be about the basics.
02:46Stabbing, correct use of firearms,
02:48everything you need to succeed.
02:50Wow, okay.
02:52All right.
02:53That ought to do it for today.
02:55Thank you, sir.
02:57Hmm.
02:59This is so intense.
03:01He's terrifying but cool at the same time.
03:03I know.
03:03He wants you to hurt him,
03:05but he'll pat you on the head if you do it right.
03:07He's a good coach.
03:08I know what this is.
03:10You're trying to take my place as their favorite teacher.
03:14Really?
03:15I'm here by assignment,
03:16like it or not as per your contract,
03:18and I quote,
03:19all new hires regarding E-Class
03:21are solely the prerogative of Kanugi Gaoka Academy.
03:27And either way,
03:28this is not a popularity contest.
03:31It's my job.
03:32I'm here to help them kill you, pal.
03:34Could you not call me that, please?
03:36I prefer the name my students gave me.
03:38So that's Koro Sensei to you.
03:43Oh, we've got a quiz in sixth period.
03:46Right, they should just let us go home after gym.
03:51Nagisa, sir?
03:55It's been a while.
03:59Karma.
04:00You're back?
04:01It's been a while.
04:02Mm-hmm.
04:09青春殺殺!
04:18When you say it, when you say it,
04:22it's a cool thing to know.
04:24Let's go.
04:25Let's go.
04:26Let's go.
04:27Let's go.
04:28Let's go.
04:30Let's go.
04:37What is it?
04:39You can't fill it.
04:40You can't wait for me.
04:42It's a prosthetic für mich zu happen.
04:47I can't wait for it,
04:48so I can't wait for it.
04:56You can't wait for it.
05:28Oh, hey.
05:42That must be the notorious Koro-sensei.
05:45Wow, he really does look like an octopus.
05:49Ah, Mr. Akabane, correct?
05:51I understand your suspension ends today.
05:54Welcome back.
05:55That said, tardiness is a no-no.
05:58It's kind of tricky getting back into the swing of things.
06:02Oh, feel free to call me by my first name.
06:04Anyway, I've heard some good things, Teach.
06:06Nice to meet you.
06:07The pleasure's all mine.
06:08Should be a fun and educational year.
06:16Ah, you are fast, aren't you?
06:21And who'd have thought these knives actually work?
06:24I just cut one up into strips and tacked them on.
06:28Pretty elementary stuff, Chief.
06:30I'm disappointed that's all it took to catch you by surprise.
06:34But good jump, if you don't mind coming off like a fraidy cat.
06:38What, are you scared of me?
06:39He heard him.
06:40He actually heard it.
06:42That makes him the first.
06:44I heard they call you Koro-sensei because you're supposed to be unkillable.
06:50Oh, come on.
06:51No way you can be this big of a pushover.
06:54Hey Nagisa, what kind of person is this karma guy?
06:59Uh, he and I were in the same class our first and second year.
07:04He was violent.
07:06So violent, they finally expelled him, shipped him here.
07:09E-class is where they send you when they don't know what else to do with you.
07:13Thing is, under the circumstances, he may end up a star student.
07:17Huh?
07:18What do you mean?
07:20Weapons and blood are his passion.
07:22Trust me, if anyone can kill our teacher, it's karma.
07:26Stick around next time, Koro-sensei.
07:29I'll show you what it's like to be assassinated.
07:32You won't want to miss it.
07:33Um, what is he doing?
07:47I don't know.
07:48I think he's punching the wall.
07:50No, you're right.
07:51Karma's smack talk seems to have really touched a nerve.
07:54But what's the point of punching a wall when his tentacles are too soft to do any damage?
08:00Okay, that's enough.
08:01Could you maybe stop that?
08:03We're trying to take a quiz here?
08:05Sorry, yes, absolutely.
08:06You sure you know what you're getting yourself into, Karma?
08:09The jellyfish has sincerely pissed off at you.
08:11You can't pay me enough to be in your shoes.
08:14If I was you, I'd stay at home with my head under a pillow.
08:17Course he's pissed.
08:18Who wouldn't be if someone made an attempt on their life?
08:21Lest the would-be assassin screwed up and pissed himself in the process.
08:25I didn't piss myself.
08:27That attitude's gonna get your ass kicked.
08:29Quiet, please.
08:30No noise during a quiz.
08:31Tell that to your tentacles.
08:33Continue to talk and I will assume that you're cheating.
08:35Sorry, Koro-sensei.
08:36My bad.
08:37No worries, though.
08:37I've already finished.
08:39I'm just gonna eat this gelato if that's okay.
08:41Not so fast.
08:42No eating in class.
08:43Hey!
08:45That's the gelato I brought back from Italy yesterday!
08:50Huh?
08:51Sorry.
08:52My bad.
08:53I just saw it chilling in the faculty lounge.
08:55This won't do, young man!
08:56I flew through the coldest layer of the stratosphere to keep that delicious treat from melting!
09:00Yeah?
09:01So, what are you gonna do?
09:04Hit me?
09:05Of course not!
09:06I'll simply have it back and finish what's left, thank you very much!
09:09Anti-me-bee-bees?
09:16Wow, that's twice in one day, teach!
09:18I'm gonna keep pulling the same old tricks.
09:23Class will get interrupted, our grades will slip.
09:26Let's be straight up, though.
09:27If you want this to stop, you can just kill me.
09:30Or anyone else in this class, for that matter.
09:33You just gotta let go of wanting us to see you as our teacher.
09:37Give us a taste of your ugly side.
09:42Or you can make peace with all this.
09:44Except that I'll be the one to kill you!
09:46Here's my quiz.
09:49Easy peasy.
09:52Peace out for now, teach.
09:54What do you say we play again tomorrow?
09:57Karma's not afraid to go there.
09:59He knows exactly what buttons to push.
10:02Case in point.
10:03He drew a line in the sand Koro-sensei couldn't cross without changing the way we all saw him.
10:08It took nerve.
10:10It also took honing in on his target's weakness.
10:14He's clever.
10:15He's manipulative.
10:16He's ice cold.
10:18He sees what makes you tick and how to exploit it.
10:21If anyone can do this, it's him.
10:27That boy?
10:29He's left me with no choice but to go buy another gelato.
10:32He's sharp.
10:33Deviously clever.
10:35Mustn't let him bait me.
10:36Mustn't give him the satisfaction of losing my temper and killing him.
10:39I am the teacher.
10:41He is the student.
10:42Yes, indeed.
10:44I'll have to be exceptionally careful with that one.
10:46See you later, Nagisa.
10:52Bye.
10:52Have a good one.
10:55Are you kidding me?
10:56Is that actually Nagisa?
10:58Look at that guy.
10:59All cozy with the E-Class dumbasses.
11:01Ew, gross.
11:02Gotta hand it to him.
11:03He's adapted to the crowd he's gonna spend the rest of his life with.
11:06Hey, did you hear the news?
11:07Now that his suspension's over, they shoved that Akabani nut over to E-Class.
11:11Ooh, dude, no kidding?
11:13I'd rather be dead than stuck in a classroom with that freak.
11:17Seriously?
11:18Because I can help you out with that.
11:20It'd be messy, but real quick...
11:23I'd rather live, thanks!
11:24Run away!
11:26Like I'd actually do anything, right?
11:28I'm not gonna risk another suspension with the once-in-a-lifetime deal they're giving me in E-Class.
11:34Uh, hey.
11:36Yeah, hey, Nagisa.
11:37Is it cool if I pick your brain for a sec?
11:41Word is that you've been keeping notes on the octopus.
11:44Um, well, yeah, I kinda have.
11:46Does he hate that nickname?
11:48Us calling him Octopus, I mean?
11:50Now that you mention it, whenever he draws himself, it's always as an octopus.
11:55And that's the skin he picks for his characters in every video game.
11:58And there's this thing he does in the sandbox.
12:01Octopus Trent.
12:03So no, I don't think he minds at all.
12:05In fact, I think it's like his personal avatar or whatever, you know?
12:08He loves it.
12:09Does he?
12:11That's good.
12:12Oh, this is gonna be freaking epic.
12:15I know that, look.
12:16You're cooking up something really dark.
12:19I might be.
12:20It's fun, right?
12:21I was into this when I thought he was just a monster, but...
12:26Now that I know what his personality is like...
12:29I finally get to kill an honest-to-goodness teacher.
12:33I've been dreaming of this ever since my last teacher up and died.
12:39My gelato funds, gone, pinched right out from under my nose, and with payday an eternity away.
12:59Guess I'll have to make my own now.
13:00Good morning, boys and girls.
13:09Why the long faces has something...
13:12Oops, that's on me.
13:15Yeah, totally thought it was you.
13:17Innocent mistake.
13:18I stabbed it, so I suppose I should get rid of it?
13:22Yes, you should.
13:24Bring it on, Koro-sensei.
13:26No worries, I don't plan on killing you physically yet.
13:31It's more fun to watch your spirit die first.
13:40Observe, if you will, karma, my boy.
13:42The versatility of these tentacles.
13:44And the firepower of this missile yoink from the self-defense force.
13:50If you think I'm gonna let the new kid get away with murder, think again.
13:54Don't you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day?
13:59Your complexion tells me you haven't eaten.
14:02So please, help yourself to some of this delicious takoyaki.
14:05I insist.
14:07You see, I'm a giver.
14:09I take care of things.
14:11Hungry students, would-be assassins, troubled teens.
14:15Every attempt on my life is an opportunity for me to play my part.
14:18So by all means, keep at it.
14:20By the end of the day, if your body and mind are to glow with health and knowledge,
14:27I haven't done my job.
14:32As you can see, whatever we do, this number remains.
14:35Now, I know the concept of indivisibility is a beast.
14:39But if its fangs frighten you, I have a surefire method for taming it.
14:42See if you can get the gist as I write it out on the board.
14:47Karma, it takes an anti-me BB far too long to reach its mark.
14:52I had time on my hands.
14:54Hope you don't mind if I prettified yours.
15:01Let's see now.
15:02How'd the two of you do, Fuwa?
15:05I'm not totally sure.
15:07It's got a bizarre tangy flavor to it for some reason.
15:09Let's give it a taste.
15:10Probably easier if you just start over from scratch.
15:13Why not toss it out?
15:15We wear an apron in home ec, Karma.
15:18Oh, and don't worry.
15:19The soup is fine.
15:21I siphoned it out of thin air and put it back in the pot.
15:24I also added a dash of sugar.
15:28That's exactly what it needed.
15:30Cute outfit.
15:31It's no use.
15:35Koro-sensei has weaknesses.
15:37We all do.
15:39He screws up every now and then.
15:41And his speed drops to human levels whenever he's flustered, sure.
15:44But Karma's been so relentless with his surprise attacks.
15:50Even as I was thinking this, the red frog, having failed again, was making its way back.
15:56I was starting to get bored with it.
15:58He has Koro-sensei on high alert.
16:01And that means no dice.
16:03I was not trying to hit the red frog, but to start a light so it would look around.
16:12Come on, man.
16:14I'm telling you not to sweat it.
16:15We'll do it together as a group.
16:17You could have the sneakiest, most foolproof plan in the world ready to go.
16:21But if Koro-sensei's got his eye on you, forget it.
16:24He's not like other teachers.
16:26Other teachers, huh?
16:28No.
16:28I'm with you 100%, Akabani.
16:31Yes, you've had problems.
16:33Yes, you have issues respecting authority.
16:35But you're absolutely in the right, not a question.
16:39And I stand by you.
16:42You don't understand.
16:44I want to do it on my own.
16:46Let me ask you, would it tick you off to die in some random place?
16:48Oh, karma.
16:54I feel I've taken exceptionally good care of you today.
16:58Keep trying to kill me if that tickles your fancy.
17:00I certainly don't get tired of spiffing you up.
17:03Just so we're on the same page here,
17:08you pretty much consider yourself a teacher above all else?
17:11That's right.
17:12Cool.
17:14And you wouldn't think twice about putting your life on the line to save a student.
17:18What sort of teacher would I be if I did?
17:22That's awesome.
17:23Good to know.
17:24So, I can kill you.
17:28Knew there had to be a way.
17:30What's it gonna be, teach?
17:34You gonna swoop down to save me and get blasted in the process?
17:38Or are you gonna be the sort of teacher who lets one of your kids die?
17:43Whoa, that crap they say about your life flashing before your eyes is true.
17:48I think he's learned his lesson.
17:513E?
17:52The one out in the sticks?
17:54Dude, that sucks.
17:55Still, don't let anyone give you lip over it.
17:58What?
17:58I'm not the bad guy here.
18:00All I did was put a bully in his place.
18:02Little jerk had it coming.
18:04No, damn it, Akabane.
18:06Any way you slice it, you're clearly in the wrong.
18:09Are you out of your mind or just stupid?
18:11What possessed you to think attacking your class's star pupil like a mad dog was something I'd let slide?
18:16But, sir, he was...
18:19What, talking badly about the dregs?
18:21Good for you, injuring someone on principle.
18:23This young man happens to have a future.
18:25If this interferes with his exams, it's on my head.
18:29He said he'd stand by me.
18:32So much for that, I guess.
18:35Damn.
18:36I'm totally gonna die.
18:38I've been willing to turn a blind eye on account of your grades.
18:41But you've tried my patience once too often.
18:44Throw a monkey wrench into my career and all bets are off.
18:46I'm not saving you anymore.
18:48This is it.
18:50This is how it's gonna go down.
18:52The good news is I filed the paperwork for your transfer just this afternoon.
18:56Best thing for all involved, really.
18:58But the bad news is you'll be commencing third year in E-class.
19:02Son of a bitch screwed me over.
19:06So that's it.
19:08He's dead to me now.
19:09What are you waiting for, Koro-sensei?
19:13Let's do this.
19:14You either die for real or I kill your reputation.
19:23Well done.
19:24A splendidly premeditated assassination attempt.
19:28Full marks.
19:29Neat, huh?
19:29I knew your body couldn't take being plucked out of free fall at the speed of sound.
19:33And had I moved any slower, you would have shot me.
19:36What a tangled and sticky web we weave, eh?
19:40What the hell?
19:40Is there anything these tentacles aren't capable of?
19:43Can't shoot me now, can you?
19:46Oh, and for future reference,
19:49students do not die on my watch.
19:52Ever.
19:53Take that to heart for the next time you jump.
19:59I got nothing.
20:04Un-friggin'-believable.
20:07He won't die.
20:08The teacher in him especially.
20:13I don't get it.
20:15How were you so calm the whole time?
20:17Eh, no big.
20:18What really sucks is that was my best bet.
20:20Nothing else I can come up with even touches it.
20:23Aw, run out of ideas already?
20:25But I have an entire beauty regimen lined up just for you.
20:28Come on, no way you can be this big of a pushover.
20:32I still feel like killing something.
20:35Except, it's different this time somehow.
20:39No worries, Teach.
20:40You're still dead meat.
20:41That's the spirit.
20:43Never give up.
20:44Seems my tender loving care has paid off.
20:49Well, let's head back, Nagisa.
20:51We can grab some food on the way.
20:54Ah!
20:54Excuse me, that's my purse!
20:56Come on, Teach.
20:58You've got to stop leaving stuff unattended in the faculty lounge.
21:01Give it back!
21:02Here you go.
21:03Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!
21:05Uh, uh, hey, uh, this is, uh, empty!
21:08And there wasn't much there to begin with.
21:10Call it a donation!
21:11A donation?
21:17A donation?
21:18Every time one of us goes in for the kill, we miss the mark, but somehow end up better off.
21:23That's the way it goes in our assassination classroom.
21:26I can't wait to see how we try to kill our teacher tomorrow.
21:56I'm in the car, I'm in the car, I'm in the pen and pen.
22:02Let's go, let's go.
22:07I can't even write anything, it won't be beautiful.
22:13I've chosen a painting, there's no罪.
22:19昨日の夜中に 見た流れ星
22:25また覚えている I was waiting for
22:34Hello shooting star Hello shooting star again
22:38待っていたよ 夢を見る あとこはずっと ここにいるの
22:47Ah Ah Ah Ah あの日のまま
22:53Ah Ah Ah また光って
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