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00:00Hey Nagisa, you figure out who all's in your group?
00:10My what?
00:11It's mine and Isagai's job to keep track of who's with who, so let one of us know.
00:16You look confused. She's talking about next week's trip.
00:19Of all the... who in their right mind schedules a class trip this early in the year? Unbelievable!
00:24I cannot say that I approve.
00:26Then why are you dressed like that?
00:27Geisha, really?
00:28It's actually kind of hot.
00:30Guilty as charged.
00:32Yes, all right. I'll admit it. I'm as excited about this excursion as you.
00:36First midterms and now a class trip. We have a pretty full calendar. I mean, for assassins at least.
00:42All right. I'll be right back.
00:44Let's do it.
00:46You're welcome.
00:48Let's go!
01:18I'll see you next time.
01:48I'll see you next time.
02:18Everyone's aware next week is our big overnight field trip to Kyoto, yeah?
02:23Well, not to put a damper on the fawn, but you're still on the clock.
02:27So, are we supposed to try to kill him there?
02:29That is the idea.
02:31Kyoto is a very large city, a lot more cosmopolitan than this area.
02:35For your safety, you'll be touring in designated groups.
02:38Kuro-sensei will divide his time between you.
02:41There are a lot of good sniper nests in the big city.
02:43We plan to have sharpshooters posted just about everywhere.
02:46Lead your target into the crosshairs, and the reward money will be parsed out between you and the lucky marksman.
02:52So stick to the sniper-friendly roots and keep those eyes peeled.
02:56Yes, sir.
02:57So we're splitting up into groups, huh?
03:03Hey, Karma, do you want to be with us?
03:05Count me in.
03:07Uh, you're going to behave yourself, right?
03:09No funny business?
03:10No getting into fights and all that stuff?
03:13Yeah, sure.
03:14Don't worry, dude.
03:15When I stir up trouble out of town, let's just say I know how to keep witnesses from reporting it.
03:20Oh, great.
03:21And now he's part of our group.
03:22Way to go.
03:23Eh, what can I say?
03:25We've been friends for a while.
03:26So, who else?
03:27There's me, you, Sugino, Kaino.
03:30Should be two more.
03:31Yep, got it covered.
03:31Okina's in.
03:33Still one shy.
03:34You think our number six should be a girl, too?
03:36No sweat.
03:37I foresaw this and took the liberty of enlisting someone very special.
03:40Ladies and gentlemen, class idol, Kanzaki.
03:44Oh, I'm totally for it.
03:46Nice girl, Kanzaki.
03:48Doesn't exactly stand out in a crowd, but everyone in E-class is nuts about her.
03:52Good addition to the group, I think.
03:55Thank you for letting me join.
03:56I'm flattered.
03:57Uh, yeah.
03:58Cool.
03:59So where in Kyoto do we want to go?
04:01Good question.
04:02Ah, you're all so cute.
04:04Excited to walk the city streets, boys and girls.
04:06Ah, so young and naive.
04:08Yeah, well, you can just stay here, Professor Bitch.
04:10You can water the plants while we're gone.
04:12Where should we go on day two?
04:14I vote Higashiyama.
04:16Remember, we have to think about assassinations.
04:18But there's so much cool stuff on this route.
04:20Oh, no!
04:21If you bastards think you're gonna deal me out of this trip, think again!
04:24What?
04:24You know, you're kind of giving us mixed signals here.
04:27Oh, I'll show you mixed signals, Copper Top.
04:31One for each of you.
04:33What are those, sir?
04:34They're field trip guidebooks.
04:36What the hell?
04:38They're more like dictionaries.
04:39Just a little something I threw together last night.
04:40Included are illustrations of every major tourist attraction,
04:42the top 100 local souvenirs and where to find them,
04:44travel self-defense techniques from basic to advanced,
04:46oh, and best of all,
04:47the first edition comes with a model of Kenji Kooji!
04:49You are way too excited about this trip!
04:51Koro-sensei likes E-class to be prepared.
04:54If the way things have been going lately is any indication,
04:57this is going to be an educational trip.
05:00I'm actually kind of stoked.
05:01Whoa!
05:05Man, look at those lucky jerks getting a ride first class.
05:09And as always, we're stuck in coach.
05:11Yay for us, right guys?
05:12Now, now, boys and girls, try not to look so sour.
05:15Rules are rules, you know how this works.
05:17The student handbook states those of us with the highest grade point average
05:20get dibs on school funds.
05:21Oh-ho!
05:22Is that the putrid stench of abject poverty filling my nostrils?
05:25Pardon me, boys.
05:27Everyone having a glamorous day so far?
05:34Um, Professor Bitch,
05:35why aren't you dressed like the paparazzi should care who you are?
05:39When it comes to womanly wiles,
05:42a femme fatale pulls out all the stops.
05:44Besides, travel is no excuse not to look devastatingly fashionable.
05:47You stick out like a sore thumb.
05:49Go change.
05:50You're a chaperone, not a runway model.
05:52Oh, come on, lighten up.
05:54What's wrong with a little style?
05:55These kids are going to the city.
05:57Shut up.
05:57Get changed now.
06:02She's more of a child than we are.
06:04Maybe killing rich dudes for a living disconnects you from reality.
06:11An excellent place to corner in.
06:13Yeah.
06:13Bro, Turentus, we're the way to do a video editor.
06:16That's cool.
06:19Huh.
06:20Has anybody seen Koro-sensei?
06:22Was he even at the train station?
06:24Holy!
06:24Not to pry, but is there some reason you're stuck to the window?
06:27Uh, I was stocking up on munchies at the terminal and lost track of time.
06:31It's all right.
06:32I'll just stay here till we reach the next stop.
06:34Cloaking engaged!
06:35Nothing to see here, just some random clothes and luggage stuck to the side of a train.
06:40Worst camouflage ever.
06:42Yeah, who knew traveling incognito would be so exhausting?
06:47Goodness me.
06:49Might be a little easier if you didn't bring such a big suitcase.
06:51No offense, but you weird people out as it is.
06:54And while we're on the subject, broadcasting that you're in disguise defeats the purpose.
06:58Truth?
06:59It's a lame disguise anyway.
07:01Nobody's buying it.
07:02Hey, Koro-sensei, try these.
07:05Can't have your nose going AWOL all the time, right?
07:08Wow!
07:09A perfect fit!
07:11Custom carved to complement the contours of your face.
07:13You're welcome.
07:14It's whatever.
07:15Just a little hobby of mine.
07:16No big.
07:17Whoa.
07:17That's cool, Sugaya.
07:18Isn't it awesome how when you travel together, you see a whole other side to people?
07:23Mm-hmm.
07:24I don't know what we'll learn about each other on this trip, but I'm ready to be surprised.
07:29Hey guys, I'm gonna make a run to the main car and get us some drinks.
07:32Anybody else feeling parched?
07:33Uh, can I come with you, please?
07:35Me too!
07:37I love how space agent feels.
07:40Sorry.
07:41Excuse us.
07:46What school do you suppose they're from?
07:48Kanuki Gaoka, probably.
07:50How do you like that?
07:51A train full of smarties from one of the best schools in the country.
07:54Tell me another.
07:55Come on, her.
07:56She don't look smart.
07:58Hey, I have an idea.
08:00Once we're in Kyoto, what do you say we have some fun with these dweebs?
08:13So, bullet trains actually give him motion sickness?
08:16You'll probably feel better if you lay down in our room for a while.
08:20Perhaps later.
08:21I need to pop back over to Tokyo for a moment first.
08:25Huh?
08:25Kuro-sensei forgot his favorite pillow.
08:27How is everything you own not in that bag?
08:33Any luck?
08:34It's gotta be in there.
08:35You worked so hard on it, too.
08:36I admire you going through the trouble of putting together an itinerary, Kanzaki.
08:42But if you can't locate it, don't fret.
08:44I am just a solution.
08:45These handy-dandy guidebooks contain everything you could possibly do.
08:48She made the itinerary so we wouldn't have to lug those things around.
08:51I distinctly remember putting it in my handbag.
08:54I wonder if I dropped it somewhere.
08:56So, uh, tomorrow is your free study day in Kyoto.
09:01Everybody got that?
09:02Hey, shut your traps and listen for a second.
09:05I expect you to act like a-
09:06Those jerks from Kanuki Kaoka are really gonna try to squeeze all this sightseeing into one day?
09:14Nice spot.
09:16For assassination, I mean.
09:17Don't you think, Nagisa?
09:18If the snipers can see it, sure.
09:21What a bizarre field trip, right?
09:23Maybe.
09:24But you gotta admit, it's fun.
09:25Oh, whatever we do, we have to get green tea while Robimochi don't blink.
09:30That's a great idea.
09:32We could put poison in them.
09:33That's twisted!
09:34Not for us, silly.
09:35For Koro-sensei.
09:37Not too shabby.
09:38We could take advantage of his sweet tooth.
09:40That'd be a waste of a perfectly good local treat!
09:42Now, if only we could find a poison that didn't give him special powers.
09:46Hmm.
09:46Not to be that guy, but I gotta tell you, I was sort of hoping we could put the whole assassination thing on hold while we were here.
09:53We're in Kyoto, people.
09:55What do any of these sites have to do with assassination?
09:57You'd be surprised.
10:01Hold on.
10:02THE Ryoma Sakamoto?
10:03This is where Omiya used to be.
10:05The inn where Sakamoto was cut down by assassins in 1867.
10:10That's right.
10:11And just a little further down is Honoji Temple.
10:14Though it's moved a few times since they built it.
10:16Oh, yeah!
10:17Oda's death counts as an assassination!
10:20Just think.
10:21In these few city blocks, a slew of high-profile assassinations went down.
10:26Sure, Kyoto's always been the heart of Japan, but it's also a mecca for professional killers.
10:31I never thought of it that way.
10:33Guess you could say we're on an assassination vacation.
10:35Throughout history, tons of targets have been neutralized here.
10:39Targets whose lives the world still feels the repercussions of.
10:43As far as that goes, Koro-sensei is definitely in good company.
10:47Cool!
10:48Next up is Yasaka Shrine.
10:49Uh-huh.
10:49Mind if we take a break first?
10:52I could really go for some sugar-loaded Kyoto coffee right about now.
10:56Yay, sugar!
11:01Talk about off the beaten path.
11:03Kion is a ghost town this far in.
11:05Yeah.
11:06Places like this put a cap on the number of visitors they allow,
11:08so you don't catch many people just wandering around.
11:12Secluded, lots of good hiding places.
11:13That's why I made sure to put it on the itinerary.
11:17It's ideal for assassination.
11:19Good job, Kanzaki.
11:20You really do your homework.
11:22I hope this is where we do the deed.
11:24Ideal is right.
11:25It's also a great spot for kidnappers to plan their trade.
11:28Huh?
11:32Ha ha ha ha!
11:43I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
11:53but something tells me you gentlemen aren't tourists.
11:55Don't try to be a hero, Karatop.
11:57Hand over your lady friends and we'll...
11:58You see that?
12:01What did I tell you?
12:02To hell with them.
12:03Without any witnesses, it's basically a free-for-all,
12:05so go nuts.
12:06Hey!
12:06I'm gonna cut you like a pig!
12:11Strong words for a guy kissing the sidewalk.
12:13Let's go of me!
12:15Stop!
12:17What did we tell you?
12:20Leave him alone!
12:25Bring the car around!
12:28Yeah, that's right.
12:30Don't mess with us, dweebs.
12:32They crawled out of the shadows like monsters.
12:35Only these thugs are something far worse than monsters.
12:39They're high schoolers.
12:43Nagisa!
12:47Sugino!
12:48Oh, thank goodness.
12:53Are you two okay?
12:54You all right, Okuda?
12:55Those guys didn't do anything to you, did they?
12:57It's okay.
12:58I'm fine.
12:59Sorry, I didn't know what to do, so I just hid.
13:01Don't sweat it.
13:02You did the right thing.
13:04Huh?
13:04I think it's safe to assume those guys are pretty hardcore.
13:07We could go to the cops, except they're the type who know their way around the system.
13:11Which is fine.
13:13Because I'm the type who likes to handle these things personally, if you know what I mean.
13:16Okay.
13:18Dude, how do we even find them?
13:26I gave our buddies a call and they're in.
13:28We're gonna have ourselves a little commemorative photo shoot with you gals.
13:32Feel free to scream.
13:33No one will hear you except us.
13:34You.
13:38I've seen you somewhere before, right?
13:40Yeah, sure I have.
13:41Last summer in Tokyo.
13:43Got a pic of you in that arcade.
13:45Don't deny it.
13:47My boys spotted you first.
13:49Told me to be on the lookout for a party girl.
13:51We was gonna kidnap you then, but...
13:53Guess you lucked out and gave us a slip.
13:56Who'd have thought you were going to that school for geniuses or whatever.
13:59No judgment, though.
14:00I get it.
14:02It's the pressure.
14:03The higher you are on the ladder, the more you want to take a swan dive.
14:06Don't you worry about a thing, sweetie.
14:08Professor Ruin is gonna take all night teaching you how to dive like a pro.
14:17When a group member has been abducted?
14:20I'll just say it.
14:21What kind of guidebook covers this stuff?
14:23The sort of guidebook an insanely thorough teacher writes, apparently.
14:27There's even a section on how to deal with seeing overpriced Kyoto souvenirs for cheap
14:32and boutique shops that calm.
14:33Looks like he's walking us through every possible scenario.
14:35Cheering up your lonely self after seeing a lovey-dovey couple, specifically on the banks
14:39of the Kamo River.
14:40But that's not even a thing!
14:42Well, at least reading this calmed us down.
14:45I, for one, feel pretty confident about what to do.
14:47So that picture...
14:51Not gonna lie, it's kinda comforting to know even you went through a phase.
14:55Never would've imagined.
14:57Yeah.
14:59My dad was crazy strict.
15:01Always on me about doing well in school and building up my resume.
15:05It was so suffocating, you know?
15:08I just couldn't deal.
15:08So, I ditched the uniform, glam myself out, and hang where no one knew who I was.
15:15Felt like therapy.
15:18So stupid.
15:19Where did I expect to end up, right?
15:21It's E-class for me.
15:25But now I don't even know where I belong anymore.
15:28Sounds to me like you'd be right at home with us, babe.
15:31Grades and all that pointless bullshit don't mean jack to this crew.
15:34We eat elitist scum for breakfast.
15:37Nothing sweeter than knocking stuffed shirts down a peg or two.
15:42The only thing that matters is having a little fun, right?
15:47You're a jerk.
15:51I see how it is.
15:52Little Miss Perfect thinks she's better than me.
15:55This is exactly what I'm talking about, you uppity bitch!
16:00Here's the deal.
16:01When we're done here, you go back to whatever fancy hotel you're in
16:04and tell whoever asks that you were just out singing karaoke and lost track of time.
16:08Stick to that story and no one gets hurt.
16:11Once we're all back home in Tokyo, we can hang out together.
16:14Maybe we'll scrapbook.
16:15Do something artsy with the vacation photos we're all about to take.
16:21Ah, speak of the devil.
16:23My photographer buddies are here.
16:24School trip guidebook page 1043.
16:34What to do when a group member has been abducted.
16:38If there are no leads on the perpetrators, think back to any colloquialisms, accents,
16:42or linguistic quirks that might indicate whether said perpetrators are local.
16:46If not, if the perpetrators were wearing school uniforms, refer to page 1334.
16:52Here we are.
16:54If the perpetrators are in school uniforms, you might be dealing with a rival's school out-causing trouble.
17:00You found us!
17:01What the hell?
17:02How'd you even know where to look?
17:04Being unfamiliar with the area, the culprits will opt to stay within a narrow perimeter
17:08after the initial kidnapping.
17:09Some were secluded, but not far from the scene of the crime.
17:12If this is the case, consult page 134.
17:15My Mach 20 bird's eye view map of popular and or likely abductor hideouts may help.
17:22That guidebook is straight up amazing.
17:25There's nothing Koro-sensei didn't think of.
17:27No kidding, right?
17:28Definitely worth lugging around.
17:30We should take one with us everywhere.
17:32You're getting all this from my guidebook?
17:33All right.
17:35So what's it gonna be, gentlemen?
17:37Fight or flight?
17:38We'll go easy if you back down now, but after all you've put us through, you're not getting
17:42out of this unscathed.
17:44That's a promise.
17:51Acting all badass.
17:52You junior high kids crack me up.
17:54Why don't you say hello to some friends of mine?
17:56See how far that attitude gets you with them.
17:58Say hello to them if you like.
18:06Be advised, though.
18:07They probably won't hear you.
18:09It's Koro-sensei!
18:11Sorry I'm a little late to the festivities.
18:13I figured it'd be best to let you handle this on your own while I searched elsewhere, just
18:16to cover all the bases.
18:18Um, sir, why exactly are you wearing a veil?
18:21Violence is always regrettable.
18:23I'd rather you not associate my face with what I've just done or what I'm about to do.
18:28Good work following the instructions in the guidebook, Nagisa.
18:31I'm glad I had the foresight to provide them.
18:34Hold on.
18:35This freakazoid is your teacher?
18:37That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard!
18:40Such language.
18:42I'll thank you not to use it in front of my students.
18:48I didn't even see what he just did.
18:51And unless you can move faster than me, you'd be smart to keep your filthy hands off them
19:01too.
19:05Wow.
19:06So even the teachers they hire at that damn school are special.
19:09Probably get off by looking down on us like the other kids do.
19:12We'll look down on this!
19:14I think you have the wrong impression.
19:18The school these boys and girls attend is special, yes.
19:23But they're considered the outcasts.
19:27Their class is the target of merciless storm.
19:31Even so, bleak as their situation may seem, they stay commendably positive.
19:37Never would these children dream of pulling others down to their level out of spite.
19:49They're not privileged.
19:51They simply work hard.
19:52And there's the moral for you.
19:54As the old saying goes, in clear waters are murky, fortune favors the fish who swim upstream.
20:03Okay, boys and girls, let's take care of business.
20:05These misguided young rascals are in desperate need of a lesson in proper field trip etiquette.
20:11Wouldn't you agree?
20:15How are they behind us all of a sudden?
20:19And what the hell did they just whack us upside the head with?
20:24You know, I'm starting to think we picked the wrong kids to mess with.
20:32Man, for a while there, I didn't know what was going to happen.
20:35You should have just left me alone with the ringleader.
20:37I'd have taken out the trash before the bastard knew what hit it.
20:39We get it.
20:40You're a scary dude.
20:43I'm just glad we're okay.
20:45How are you holding up, Konzaki?
20:47You good?
20:47Sure.
20:48All things considered.
20:49I must say, you're handling this quite well.
20:52Huh?
20:53Most folks would have been traumatized by what you just experienced.
20:56Yet you've shaken it off without batting an eye.
20:58In fact, I dare say the whole ordeal has empowered you.
21:02What do you know?
21:03I guess it has.
21:04Thanks for coming to the rescue.
21:06Don't mention it.
21:09Why don't we carry on with our field trip, boys and girls?
21:12Oh, dang it.
21:14We never got to try out our assassination plan.
21:16Well, it really isn't the time or place for that now.
21:18Whatever.
21:19We'll just try it tomorrow.
21:21Best of luck to you.
21:24When your target is also an outstanding teacher, it's the definition of between a rock and a hard place.
21:30We'll just try it tomorrow.
22:00We'll just try it tomorrow.
22:30We'll just try it tomorrow.
23:00We'll just try it tomorrow.
23:02We'll just try it tomorrow.
23:03We'll just try it tomorrow.
23:06Bye.
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