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00:00First you take the planet Earth, round and blue and green.
00:11And floating over Tokyo, you drop a giant bean.
00:14Put another one in Sichuan, China, what a sheen.
00:17Taking off from Dubai to Hawaii at Mark 20, leave conscious as you fly.
00:22Double back across the southern hemisphere of the Philippines, once again to old Dubai.
00:27And then back to Hawaii, drawing lines of latitude every 25 degrees along the way.
00:33And there you have it!
00:35Koro-sensei!
00:37See? Simple!
00:39Now you try it!
00:40Are you kidding?!
00:41King!
00:45青春沙克用!
00:47青春沙克用!
00:51How does it get in the mouth?
00:56When you say that you're doing something that's cool, you know that's cool, you know that.
01:01I'm so sorry that I'm so sorry.
01:04I think it's the same thing that we are doing, but we can't do it.
01:08I'm going to share my own hands with the right hand and the right hand side.
01:14What's that? The one on the right hand side of the house is you?
01:19存在の証明、月を見上げ高まる
01:24ササササササササ
01:28やりきってないから やりきれない
01:32やりきってないから やりきれない
01:35現状打破を 小さな声で
01:39やがて 勢強したくなる
01:41ああ やりきってないから やりきれない
01:45やりきってないから やりきれない
01:48So it's easy to do
01:50But now I want to go
01:52I want you to do it
01:55I want you to do it
01:58But the year of the year is the year
02:04So, so, so
02:07The year of the year
02:18Here's the hitch your target is a junior high school teacher chaperoning students on a field trip to Kyoto as
02:24You're probably aware. He's not human
02:28Now I don't mean to call your skills into question, but on this assignment be ready for anything
02:35They call me red-eye. I'm a hired gun a sharpshooter
02:40Wowza! The open-air design really lets you feel this baby move
02:52This is how you travel by train zipped along at a bracing 25 kilometers per hour and no queasiness
02:58Says the guy who can break the sound barrier
03:03Just a little more
03:05And we'll be right in the sniper's line of sight
03:07Incidentally, it's a popular tourist stop on the Sagano tram line
03:13The Hozu River Bridge
03:16Alright folks, now's the time to snap those pictures
03:20Hey! Check out the boat, Koro-sensei! Coolest thing ever, huh?
03:25Ooh, let me see! Nice!
03:28He's waiting on the banks
03:31Our high sign is when Koro-sensei leans forward to get a better look at the boat
03:35One time in the Middle East, I shot a man at 20 clicks during a sandstorm
03:43Beautiful day, clear line of sight, easy mode
03:48Yeah, if that wasn't a head shot, I'm a monkey's
03:52You blinded my bullet with a piece of Yatsuhashi?!
03:56Oh dear, there seems to be a sliver of bone in my om-dom
04:00That could have turned out ugly
04:02Impossible!
04:04A high spin round stopped dead by a tiny piece of local ooey gooey goodness?
04:09How vast did they expect me to be?
04:11Hmph, okay, now I understand the price on this guy's head
04:18Mr. K was serious when he said my target wasn't human
04:22This is gonna be fun
04:24Be gone with thee, foul wastrel
04:29Your presence doth desecrate mine eye
04:32How dare you address me thus?
04:35Let us teach this man humility, brothers!
04:39Awesome! Their swords move so fast you can barely see them!
04:45These men are highly trained in the subtle art of stage combat
04:49Did I mention that I'm an aficionado of Edo-era swordplay?
04:55Hands up!
04:56Watch out, sir! Don't stand so close!
04:58Okie dokie!
05:02The actors are guiding the target nicely
05:05Good, everything's going according to plan
05:09That's right, eyes on the show
05:12Huh?
05:14Where the hell?
05:16Oh, come on!
05:17Really?
05:19How's everyone okay with this?
05:21I come to thine aid
05:23Blood-soaked sakura blossoms are an evil flower
05:26I will not abide them
05:27He even knows the lines?
05:29I can't hit him like this!
05:32Actors are in the way!
05:34I hate actors!
05:36He's been clocked at Mach 20
05:38And his defensive techniques are unconventional
05:40But don't let that throw you off
05:41Yeah!
05:42Unconventional!
05:44Moving on!
05:46This son of a bitch is dead!
05:49I stick my name on it
05:51You're late, sir! What took you so long?
05:53So sorry! I got swept up into a samurai drama!
05:57I was a star!
05:58I totally believe it
05:59You know, we finished Kiyomuzu Temple like forever ago
06:02Then what do you say we scope out Ninanzaka Street for souvenirs?
06:04Yeah, right, like you'll buy anything except junk food
06:08Okay
06:12Perfect place to draw a steady bead on him
06:15From Yasaka's five-story pagoda, it's a straight shot
06:18Here Koro-sensei, try this blotting paper, it's super cool
06:22I'm not sure I care for you to see what it'll pick up
06:24Come on, it's supposed to be fun!
06:26Okay, I guess we're doing this
06:27He pours over his tchotchkes at the foot of Sananzaka
06:31And while a student distracts him
06:35Booyah!
06:36Smack-dab in the temple!
06:38This is ridiculous! A piece of paper?!
06:42See, this is exactly what I meant!
06:44Look at all these secretions
06:46There's enough mucus here to stop a bullet
06:51Uh, Nagisa's group is calling, excuse me
06:54Hello
06:56Tell me where you are
07:00What in God's name is this thing?
07:02His speed's insane
07:04His defense is impregnable
07:05It's like he's factory made with the express purpose of being un-friggin-killable
07:14Red Eye here
07:15It's me
07:16Oh, hey, Mr. K
07:18I'm afraid you'll have to pack it in for today
07:20No more attempts
07:22The next group you were supposed to work with has run into some unforeseen issues
07:25Something about a gang of high school thugs
07:28Target is disregarding the itinerary to go to their aid
07:31Yes, sir, understood
07:32To be honest
07:35This bastard makes me want to throw in the towel anyway
07:43I've been a sniper for eight years
07:45And not once have I failed to see a mark's blood in my scope
07:49Not once
07:51That's how I got the name Red Eye
07:52Kind of strange when you think about it
07:56Nothing particularly red about my eye
07:59Here you go
08:01It's a special blend of spices from Sun and Zaka
08:05Thank you, appreciate it
08:07You really shouldn't have
08:09What in the hell?!
08:10Sorry to disrupt your plans
08:13Some of my students were in a pickle
08:15Not to worry, it's taken care of
08:17Everything's shipshape now
08:19So I thought I'd take this opportunity to drop by and say hello
08:23So you knew the plan and you were just playing along for kicks?
08:33You're one scary customer, you know that?
08:36No wonder the government's paying a fortune to keep you secret
08:40So, uh, let's cut to the chase, huh?
08:43If you're gonna kill me, go right ahead
08:46Death's an occupational hazard
08:48I know what I signed up for
08:50Just eat it?!
08:54You don't really think I'm gonna kill you
08:58When you've gone to so much trouble making this an enjoyable trip
09:01On the contrary, I'm here to thank you
09:04My students did some very impressive research on this region
09:08Yes, as a means of pinpointing an ideal spot for assassination, but still
09:12They steeped themselves in geography, local customs, tourist highlights, history, all of it
09:18As a matter of fact, their efforts brought them closer to this city's charms
09:22Than a teacher might otherwise dare to own
09:24They've really come to understand another place and its people
09:28To expand their minds with travel
09:30What ultimately brought them to that milestone?
09:31Assassination
09:33Here you go
09:35Under the circumstances, I'm as proud as Punch to be their target
09:39I'll be damned, you're as crazy as you look
09:42Still, I can tell you care about those kids
09:46Wish I'd had a teacher like you back in the day
09:52Wait, what do you mean you're quitting?
09:55Yeah, sorry
09:57I suddenly feel like just being a tourist for a while
09:59Life tends to pass you by in the sniper's nest, you know?
10:04It's time I expanded the old color palette
10:07Eyes getting tired of red
10:09Now let me see
10:14What hue should I set my sights on tomorrow?
10:17Hot damn! How the hell are you dodging all of those?
10:30This is actually starting to get embarrassing
10:33Look at the way she handles that joystick, smiling like it's no big deal
10:35Oh wow, I had no idea!
10:38I mean, who knew you'd turn out to be such a video game pro?
10:41I've kept it a secret
10:43My family's super strict, they don't approve of me wasting time on stuff like this
10:46Lately though, I feel like I'm over caring so much about what they think
10:50Well, what anybody thinks really
10:51I used to get so stressed about how other people saw me
10:55I always second-guessed myself
10:58But then Koro-sensei made me realize
11:01It's all about doing the best with what you have
11:04Being true to the person you are on the inside
11:08Not a sight of Kanzaki I expected to see
11:11I wonder what she and Kaino talked about while those creeps held them against their will
11:15It's like, I don't know, like they bonded
11:18Yeah, that'll happen
11:21Hey, good save man
11:23Almost every sniper who saw the specs on this mission turned it down
11:27The one guy we thought was a shoo-in quit halfway through the assignment
11:31Damn, so much for our Kyoto gambit I suppose
11:35Who else wants some?
11:37Hey, Mr. Karasuma, quick game?
11:39Ah, what the hell
11:41No more horning in on their field trip
11:42This is supposed to be their time after all
11:46You got it
11:48But I'll warn ya, I'm pretty good
11:50I'm just gonna say it
11:51This place is a dump
11:53Why we gotta sleep in two big dorm rooms separated by gender
11:57The kids and all the other classes get put up in their own fancy suites
12:01Personally, I think it's more fun this way
12:04Hey
12:06What are you guys doing?
12:08What does it look like we're doing?
12:10Trying to sneak a peek
12:11What?
12:12Wait, that's supposed to be our job!
12:14It's nobody's job
12:16Either way, who can resist?
12:18Look at the way that outfit is hung
12:21That can only mean one thing
12:23You're a clever guy
12:25You get what I'm saying
12:28We wanna see what he looks like naked
12:30This may be our only opportunity
12:32Does he have a proper body or is it tentacles all the way down?
12:35And it's not creepy cause we need all the intel on Koro-sensei we can get
12:38Can we all agree that this isn't the least bit sexy?
12:44Is he a chick?
12:46Oh, hello children
12:48Are you taking a bubble bath in a public restroom?
12:50We're not supposed to add anything to the water, sir
12:53Worry not, this is just my mucus
12:55Huh?
12:56In contact with water, it works up a nice lather and acts as an exfoliant
13:00So is that a pro or a con?
13:02Yeah, fascinating
13:04But you let your guard down, sir
13:06And we're blocking your exit
13:08You'll come slopping out of that tub eventually
13:10And when you do, you'll have to walk by us
13:13We may not kill you, but we'll see you naked
13:15This simply will not do!
13:17What the hell is that?
13:19Jelly broth, my dear?
13:20If you'll excuse me
13:25Alrighty then
13:26Well, that was lame
13:27Can we peep on a woman next time, please?
13:29Travel sure brings out another side of people
13:32I know I'm learning a lot
13:34Sucks, we still don't know what Koro-sensei looks like under his clothes, though
13:37Can we go back to the room now?
13:39Kanzaki's in the top spot, no surprise there
13:44Well, yeah, everybody likes her
13:46I know
13:47Pretty slick of you to pull her into our group, Sugino
13:50I was hoping me and her would have a chance to talk a little on this trip
13:54But with all the crap that went down, no dice
13:56Sucks to be you, man
13:57Better luck next time, I guess
13:59Dudes, you're killing me
14:00Can we just focus on who has the hots for who?
14:02Don't ask me to choose-
14:03I can't do it!
14:04No! No! No! No!
14:05You're exempted
14:06No! No! No!
14:07What about you?
14:08Which of the class shorties is your top pick?
14:10Huh?
14:11Uh, I don't really know
14:12Aw, come on, Mayahara
14:13You gonna ask, you gotta tell
14:15Sorry, no can do
14:16A gentleman keeps his secrets, fellas
14:18Bitch, move, man!
14:19When I think how popular dillweeds like you are, it drives me crazy!
14:23Sounds like a party in here
14:25Karma! Great timing
14:27Which of the girls in our class do you like?
14:29Hmm...
14:31I believe I'll have to go with Okada
14:33Dude, you're kidding, really?
14:34Huh, interesting
14:35But why Okada?
14:36She's a demon with chemistry
14:38Think of all the concoctions she could brew up to enhance my shenanigans
14:41It'd be a match made in heaven
14:44Yeah, heaven
14:45Sure
14:46Hey guys, we're agreeing to keep these ratings just between us, yeah?
14:49Of course, we're not stupid
14:51So absolutely none of what we're saying leaves this room?
14:54If this information got out, we'd have a real problem
14:57Don't mind me, just passing by
15:00Bye
15:01Oh no, he did!
15:06Kill it!
15:07If I can't get the lowdown on juicy gossip like this, what's Mach 20 good for?
15:15Ew, who wants to talk about boys?
15:18Ah, come on!
15:19That's what girls talk about on trips like these!
15:21Don't be a party pooper
15:22I'll start!
15:23I have a huge crush on Mr. Karasuma!
15:25Honey, there's no one here that doesn't have a thing for that man
15:28I'm talking about boys in our class that we think are hotties
15:31Aw...
15:32Whatever, I'll get the ball rolling
15:33Isaga and Mayahara are half decent, I guess
15:36Gross, you don't seriously like them
15:38Why not?
15:39Mayahara plays the field though, so I'd never actually go out with him or anything
15:42Isaga's class monitors, so he's like upwardly mobile
15:45I dunno, Karma's the cutest of the bunch if you ask me
15:48Too bad he's such a psycho
15:50True
15:52Come on, I don't think he's that bad when you get to know him
15:54Hey, at least he's quiet most of the time
15:56Yeah, so are wild animals
15:58Who'd you pick, Kanzaki?
15:59Uh, I don't really think about it, no idea, sorry
16:02Oh, please, liar!
16:04Don't be a fruit
16:05You know you have your choice
16:06They all worship you
16:08Tell us
16:09Seriously, you guys, knock it off
16:11Okay, girls, settle down
16:13I'm supposed to tell you lights out, so I dunno, at least pretend to be asleep
16:17Wow, what a chaperone there
16:19We all know you're gonna stay up jibber-jabbering
16:21Just keep the antics to a dull roar, okay?
16:24Hang on, how come you get to drink beer, meanie?
16:27I'm an adult, sweetie
16:28Adults get to drink beer
16:29Why don't you stay up with us?
16:31You could tell us some adult stories
16:33Huh?
16:34We'd probably get more out of them than your usual classes
16:36Why, you trashy little ginger
16:38Now, now, don't get that out of shape
16:40Huh?
16:41No way, you're only twenty?
16:43You look great, it's just, you're so experienced
16:46I know, right?
16:48And the whole Black Widow vibe?
16:50Ladies, I wouldn't have gotten far in this line of work if I wasn't
16:53Who the hell just called me a Black Widow?
16:55Delayed reaction much?
16:56Whatever
16:57Point is, if I teach you nothing else
16:59You should know sex appeal is skin deep and by the time you get it, it fades
17:05In a place like the one I was born in, you learn that all too quickly
17:08Professor Bitch actually said something profound for a change
17:12Feels like BS
17:13I heard that, you hussy
17:15Oh, just ignore her
17:17Tell us about all the rich men you seduced and killed
17:20That's what we're dying to hear
17:21Yeah, I totally second that
17:23Well, if you insist
17:25Be warned, my life story might be a bit spicy for girls like you
17:29It all began at the tender age of seventeen
17:32I don't think so, pal
17:34You got a lot of balls helping yourself to our girl talk
17:37Aw, but I want to hear your stories too
17:40Why can't an impartial observer get in on this action?
17:43Huh, you never tell us about your love life
17:45You want to sit there and listen? Fine, but give us the good
17:47She's right, it's only fair, you know
17:50We know you've got a romance in there somewhere
17:53You like giant boobs
17:54You must at least have a crush on somebody
17:57Oh, no, he didn't
18:02Catch him! Make him sing and cut his throat!
18:04There he is!
18:05Come on!
18:08Rats! Cut! The pincer attack!
18:12You guys still trying to kill him?
18:14Assassination doesn't have a curfew, huh?
18:23That was a little too close for comfort
18:25Would you mind telling me what all that racket was about?
18:27Nothing
18:28The students wanted me to open up about my love life
18:31Your what?
18:33Oh, I assure you
18:34My past is positively riddled with romantic encounters
18:37I haven't enough fingers and toes to keep count of them all
18:41Fingers and toes, huh?
18:43I assume you're referring back to a time when you had hands and feet
18:51Sorry, I didn't mean to go there
18:54I wouldn't want to talk about the past in your shoes
18:57A wise observation, Mr. Karasama
19:00It's bad manners to ask after the number of one's appendages
19:04Even while traveling together
19:08This has been such a great trip, right?
19:10It's like we've all really gotten to know each other
19:13That's true
19:15Is something the matter?
19:16I was just thinking
19:19You know how our trip's mostly over
19:21Even though it feels like we just got here
19:24I'm kind of starting to feel the same way about life
19:27We're just learning about the world and it may be over soon
19:30Yeah
19:32And even if the world isn't over by March
19:35This class will be
19:37Right
19:38I want to live big
19:40To experience everything
19:42To be a top-notch assassin
19:44I just want my life to have purpose, you know?
19:47I hear you
19:51For now, I'd settle for just one more school trip like this one
19:54Me too
19:56Tonight, the curtain falls on our adventures in Kyoto
20:00What a trip
20:02Tomorrow, it's back to life at Kunugi Gaoka Junior High
20:06Back to our assassination classroom
20:08Classroom
20:38L구�erval
20:40Until then, never
20:42away
20:43friend
20:44Maybe
20:45Maybe
20:47If you can imagine
20:50Maybe
20:51You can imagine
20:52You've created
20:53You have no reason
20:54Look out
20:56You're такая
20:57But
20:58You'reную
21:00You have not
21:01You know
21:07覚えている I was waiting for
21:14Hello, shooting star Hello, shooting star again
21:19待っていたよ 夢を見る あの子はずっと ここにいるの
21:28ああ ああ あの子のまま ああ ああ ああ また光って
21:43So, no luck neutralizing him on the field trip to Kyoto either, I take it. This is most unfortunate, Mr. Kurasuma.
21:50The fault lies entirely with me, sir. I will redouble my efforts.
21:54Need I remind you that May is almost over. Our deadline is fast approaching. It will be here before we know it.
22:00Precisely. Why not just fire a missile at the school and flatten the whole confounded field?
22:04We've been through this. Far too much collateral damage. And there'd be no guarantee he wouldn't escape the blast.
22:09You recall what became of our trying to hit him over the Pacific, don't you?
22:13He reassembled the missile fragments and handed them back.
22:16Hey, nice try!
22:18So what are you saying? That there's no surefire way to kill him?
22:21Worry not, gentlemen. Several allied nations have pulled their resources to arrive at a solution.
22:27The fruits of their labor are most interesting. In fact, we've already received consent from the Ministry of Defense.
22:34Joining the so-called assassination classroom will be two very special additions.
22:39Cutting edge science has vested both with veritably superhuman abilities.
22:44One still has a few kinks that need to be worked out. The other was put on standby while you were in Kyoto.
22:51Oh yes, Mr. Korosuma. There is quite a surprise waiting for you back at school.
22:57All right, so we got back.
22:59Now, we're on a busy journey.
23:01Go on.
23:03Do you want to get to the future now?
23:04Yes.
23:06I will go on.
23:07Here we are.
23:08I know.
23:11I know.
23:13I know.
23:14There is a few other people that can't put on the phone to me.
23:17You want to get to the heart of their hands off.
23:19No.
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