Necronomico and the Cosmic Horror Show Ep 1

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00:00地球は狙われている。知ったこっちゃないが。

00:11エエエエエエエエエェー!!

00:23く、くべすか?

00:25上からさ人件費削減しろって。

00:28でシフトの少ない人から、ねっ!

00:32店長真手勘弁してくださいよー!

00:35保証人なしでバイトさせてくれんのここくらんしかないんすからー!

00:38いやさあ、ミコちゃん、ライバーなんでしょ?

00:42配信で稼いでるんでしょ?

00:44じゃあそっちで頑張ってんよ!

00:46いやあ…それが全然つうか…

00:49Ah、でもあれか噂じゃ登録者数が10万人超えたら呪われるんだっけ今

00:54Is that true? You don't have to worry about it.

00:58Well, that's right.

01:04Hello! I'm Necronomico!

01:14Today, I'm going to play the Super Rumble Land of Pre-release.

01:20The video streamers were suddenly made aware of the recording that was a series of 100 people.

01:32All of them are the number of subscribers that have been raised from 10 million people.

01:37It appears that the fan's resistance had a huge difference between the players.

01:41What? This... it's difficult...

01:44A-T-E-E-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y.

01:50Hey!

02:03Ah, who?

02:10Okay.

02:19マジで再生数伸びなさすぎて逆に笑えてくるなぁ。

02:24家賃五万円、光熱費1万円、

02:28通信費10万円、自分の食費1万円、

02:31そしてお前の餌代2万円!

02:36You need to change the突破口!

02:40You need more to create an idea!

02:43You're right, Maya.

02:53Mom, I'm sorry.

02:59That's what I thought.

03:01If you have a loan, you'll have 2-3 months.

03:04PG, clearly not human beings.

03:07That's fine.

03:09That's fine, you're right.

03:10I'm not...

03:12What's the cost?

03:16You don't go to school.

03:18You don't go to school.

03:24I got to went and held.

03:29I'm not...

03:30I Cheryl.

03:32要するのだろうね

03:33生命保険なんて

03:34入ってないよ

03:36入ってたとしても

03:37生配信中に意識不明になりましただなんて

03:41前例がないってさ

03:42そっか

03:44まっすぐに病院叩き出されるなんてことはないだろうけど

03:47心配だね

03:49ん

03:52はぁ?!

03:54あなたは選ばれました

03:56参加していただけたら

03:58霊金

03:5910,000,000?

04:02If you're a joke, you'll be a joke.

04:06Wow!

04:07I'm like, it's a mess.

04:12This...

04:14Is it...

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04:56who?

04:57what?

04:58I have no idea what you want to have to be with me

05:00because I haven't been watching a channel.

05:02I'm making a video on my own.

05:04It's a good thing.

05:05I can't see it.

05:07I'm making a video together.

05:08That's how I want to talk alexi because I'm not talking about a girl.

05:11I want to talk to you in a big deal.

05:14I'm not talking about a girl.

05:16I'm not talking about a girl.

05:18I'm not talking about a girl.

05:21I'm not talking about a girl.

05:23No!

05:24I'm still recording.

05:25I'll tell you a lot about the audience.

05:27You don't want to upload it.

05:29You don't want to upload it.

05:31You're good.

05:33That's what I'm saying.

05:34You didn't even call me here.

05:37You didn't have a mail.

05:39That's right.

05:40Let's do it.

05:41Let's play a game here.

05:43I don't know.

05:44I don't know what that game is.

05:46But if you lose, I'll tell you.

05:48Put your face on your face.

05:51You're too bad.

05:53You're too bad.

05:55You're too bad.

05:57You're too bad.

05:59You're too bad.

06:01You're too bad.

06:03You're too bad.

06:05I'm not sure you're too bad.

06:07You're too bad.

06:09I'm a Megalox社.

06:11Amusement開発部 Assistant Director,

06:13Amemura K.

06:14I'm a good partner.

06:16Assistant Director?

06:18Game会社?

06:20You're so good.

06:21So?

06:22Megaloxは超大手だからね。

06:24結構すごい人なんじゃないかな?

06:27うーん…

06:28あの…

06:29ゲームのテストプレイに参加するだけで

06:31謝礼10万円って本当なんですか?

06:33はい。

06:34お約束通り、弊社からお支払いいたします。

06:37ですが皆さん、今回のことはくれぐれも内密にお願いします。

06:42本プロジェクトは…

06:44前代未聞のことなので…

06:46そのゲームを宣伝させるために私たちを呼んだんじゃないんですか?

06:51今回はプレイデータを集めることの方が重要なんです。

06:55ですから皆さんの人気にお願いするのは、今日の結果次第ということで…

07:01ん?

07:02まあ悪くどいオーディションね。

07:04まあいいけど、活躍したら次また呼んでくれるってことね。

07:08公式の案件になるってやつか。

07:11時間です。

07:17おお、なんだこれ!

07:19UFO?

07:20ようこそ、超未来VRゲームシステムカダスへ!

07:25カダスは皆さんを、現実と見まごう幻の世界へと…

07:29お連れします。

07:35なに…これ…

07:37ずいぶん大げさなシートだな…

07:40なんかヤバくね?

07:41すげーな…緊張してきた?

07:43へー、本格的じゃん!

07:46これでゲームすんのか?

07:47あの…変な匂いがすずんですけど…

07:52これ…ヤバい奴なんじゃ…

07:55装置に問題はありません。

07:57それでは、スタートします。

07:59どうか…どうか…

08:15お気を付けて…

08:17おー…

08:20うぉー…

08:21アー…

08:22おぉー…

08:23アー…

08:24カタタタ…

08:25おぉー…

08:26アー…

08:27エキテテテ…

08:28オロ…

08:30エキテテ…

08:31アー…

08:32Super Rumble Land?

08:38What is this?

08:40This building...

08:50What is this?

08:52What is this?

08:54You're surprised, right?

08:57KADASは従来の技術を遥かに超越しており、システムが直接脳に働きかけて、プレイヤーを超現実に誘います

09:06脳?

09:07やっぱヤバい奴じゃない?大丈夫なの?

09:10それを確認するための知見というわけなのでしょうね

09:14確かに守秘義務を徹底されるわけです

09:17誰?

09:19数学の講義をアップしている、佐野聖士郎といいます

09:27ああ、先生系の人ね

09:30メガロックス社は近年、妖芸や咀嚼に押されて社用だって言われてましたから

09:36騎士改正の大事業なのかもしれませんね

09:39さあ!

09:40電子の世界に集いし精鋭たちよ!

09:44セーパーランブルランド体験版へようこそ!

09:47私は、ゲームを進行する判断役のチェクタクマンです!

09:52ああ?

09:53どうぞ、お見知りを受けよう!

10:00チェクタクマン?

10:02何その名前…

10:04ここからは私が進行します

10:06ちょっとあなた!

10:07ああ、あなたは約束通り黙って言ってください!

10:12さあ、お気になさらず!

10:14えー、本日はベータテストですので順位は関係ございません!

10:18皆さんは障害物を乗り越えてゴールを果たしてください!

10:23そうそう!皆さんにさらにやる気を出していただくために、特別ボーナス!

10:28脱落せずにゴールされた方には、漏れなく追加で100万円をお支払いいたします!

10:33100万円!?マジですか!?

10:36ちょっと、怪しさ極まりないじゃないの!

10:39100万円!

10:40それだけあったら、大脳ステイリア賃が全部払える!

10:43いやぁ…

10:44ガチャで首が回らないんだよ!助かる!

10:47これでエステにいけるわ!

10:49本当なんだな?

10:50本当です!皆さんやる気満々で何より!

10:53さぁそれでは、ゲームスタートです!

10:57.

10:59.

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11:05.

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11:11.

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11:18.

11:19.

11:21.

11:23It's not that you can't do it.

11:26It's not that you can't do it.

11:31Oh, you're a gamer!

11:34What? I thought you were looking at it.

11:38He's a sports player of Ata.

11:41He's now on TV.

11:44I'm also a major player.

11:47You're welcome!

11:50I can't do that.

11:52I'm not going to do that.

11:56It's a game!

11:58There's a pattern!

12:02The next step is to walk through the wall.

12:06I'm not going to go down.

12:08I'm waiting to go down.

12:10Hey, I'm going to play the game!

12:14Let's go!

12:16This is going to kill you!

12:22Don't kill you!

12:24Well, I don't think I'm going to be able to put it in a way.

12:29I'll tell you what I'm going to say.

12:32Oh, I'm going to play a game like that.

12:35Oh, I'm not going to do that.

12:39Well, it's about one-on-one.

12:43That's what I'm going to do with this!

12:46Oh!

12:47Shotshot!

12:49This is a巫女 team!

12:51There, there!

12:53Let's do it!

12:58The next one will appear on the床 of the next one.

13:02Then, I'll put it in place!

13:05Eita!

13:07This is a success!

13:09This is a secret!

13:11You

13:16It's a good girl, you're right now.

13:20I'm sorry, she will be out there!

13:22She is being fired!

13:26You just said, you leave me!

13:28I'll sit here!

13:29You leave me!

13:30I'll kill you!

13:31You're right!

13:32You have to use it!

13:34It's a bad thing!

13:39So, so...

13:41Yes, I understand.

13:51I can't do anything!

14:00I don't know if there's no time limit!

14:03I've been waiting for the management, so I've done a little bit of balance.

14:09Oh no?

14:10We will have a limited time for 10 minutes.

14:13Please let this be a test for the first time!

14:18When you have a player, you can't attack!

14:26What the hell?

14:34I don't think I'm going to die.

14:36Let's go!

14:37Wait! Wait!

14:57What is this?

14:59This is not a 1-1.

15:06It's not a 4-1.

15:08You can give me some money, right?

15:11You're going to fall down.

15:13You're the top.

15:16You're not going to be able to make any mistakes.

15:21This is not a 1-1.

15:24This is not a 1-1.

15:26You're going to make it, right?

15:28I'm going to make it.

15:29Now!

15:32Yes!

15:34Oh!

15:35Oh!

15:36Oh!

15:37Oh, I'm sorry.

15:39That's not a 1-1.

15:41Oh!

15:42Oh!

15:43Oh!

15:44Oh!

15:45Oh!

15:46Oh!

15:47Oh!

15:48Oh!

15:49Oh!

15:50Oh!

15:51Oh!

15:52Oh!

15:53Oh!

15:54Oh!

15:55Oh!

15:56Oh!

15:57Oh!

15:58Oh!

15:59Oh!

16:00Oh!

16:01Oh!

16:02Oh!

16:03Oh!

16:04Oh!

16:05Oh!

16:06Oh!

16:07Oh!

16:08Oh!

16:09Oh!

16:10Oh!

16:11Oh!

16:12Oh!

16:13Oh!

16:14Oh!

16:15Oh!

16:16Oh!

16:17Oh!

16:18Oh!

16:19Oh! Oh!

16:20It's the end of the game!

16:22It's the end of the game!

16:24It's the end of the game!

16:46Thank you!

16:48Let's get back.

16:51Goal...

16:52It's the end of the game!

16:54It was time to manage the game!

16:56It has a total goal!

16:58What the game was supposed to be!

17:00It was time to lose!

17:02You should be able to lose!

17:04I got you!

17:06I got you guys!

17:08Yeah, I got you!

17:10What a game was that...

17:12What a game was that...

17:14I thought...

17:16They're not just the same!

17:18What was it, guys?

17:20You're not a guy!

17:21What the hell? This piece of cosplay!

17:23What are you doing now?!

17:25It's not a cosplay.

17:27It's all here!

17:29We will get to the same goal!

17:35What?

17:37What?

17:38What?

17:39You're not here, guys.

17:40We're not here, guys.

17:42There's no way to go!

17:43No, we're not here yet.

17:457人ですよ

17:47酷いよ栄太くん僕を足場にするなんて先生だけじゃゴールできなかったでしょ

17:53感謝してよ

17:57観客席の皆さんもお知りない賞賛を送っております

18:04開け物をやれそうさんのだろそういう問題じゃないでしょ

18:10いやーあれやねー最初はぬるくてぬるくてどないなるかと思いましたけどな

18:18うん盛り上がってきたではないかではあなた方が本戦出場ということだな

18:25は?本戦?

18:27おめでとうございます皆さん皆さんはこれで本戦ゲームへの出場権を獲得しました

18:33我々を学ばせてくれそうすればまだ生きながらえる道もあるかもな

18:39せやなこの星をかけても

18:41待て待て!

18:42なあ嫌な予感しかしないんだが

18:45はい?

18:46脱落した他のみんなは無事なんだろうな

18:48ええもちろん

18:51肉体はきっと

18:54肉体?

18:55なんなんだお前たち

18:57褒めて使わすぞ人間

19:00今度は何だ?

19:04所詮戯れだが久しぶりに良い暇つぶしになった

19:09この先も夜を楽しませることができたら

19:15ペットとして眷属に加え

19:17超愛してやらんでもないぞ

19:20あははは

19:22えっ…

19:23まゆ

19:35巻の訳…ないよな

19:39お 유튜� venant

19:41You! Why are you talking about Ma-Yu's face?!

19:46Oh, this look...

19:48I asked him for a call from the Riber.

19:51He's a man to communicate with you.

19:57...

19:58...

19:59...

20:04Ma-Yu...

20:09Ma-Yu...

20:11I'm going to let you...

20:14You guys!

20:17What do you mean?

20:20That's right, we can only exist in this ridiculous world.

20:26That's why...

20:27That's why I'm not!

20:41What's that?

20:44I'll return to the original place...

20:47What?

21:02What?

21:04Is he dead?

21:07I... He was still alive.

21:09I'm still alive.

21:11You're losing...

21:13That's what you say...

21:15That's the end...

21:16It's not bad...

21:22They are a great leader.

21:24What?

21:26What's that?

21:28They were.

21:31The people...

21:32Outer gods?

21:34That's what we really have to do.

21:37But I'm still living in this VR facility.

21:41You will be able to fight against you in the future.

21:47I know that it's a story.

21:50But...

21:51I'm still...

21:53How do you...

21:55How do you...

21:57Please...

21:58I know!

22:01The world is so good.

22:04They're going to destroy us!

22:06They're going to take care of us!

22:09How do I...

22:14They're going to kill us!

22:31I know!

22:32I know!

22:33I know!

22:34I know!

22:35Out!

22:39I'm busy, but I'm busy

22:42I'm busy, and I'm busy

22:43I'm busy, and I'm busy

22:44I'm busy, but I'm busy

22:47It's almost a rumor

22:49So, I will be a joke

22:51This is not a challenge

22:53But I'm not smart

22:54This is a challenge

22:56Without a tiny answer

22:57I'm not really stupid

22:59Make the majority of my sexuality

23:02Hello to you, I'm a girl

23:04決めるマイノリティのエコーナメンだよ

23:09さあ it's冗談冗談じゃない別に見せ物でもない

23:15不器用だって援助したって人間してるんだ

23:20手柄から始めるなら上がる以外選ぶ余地ない

23:24負けるためのゲームだなんて誰もしないよ

23:29ランドランドランドエップ君を捕り出せるなら

23:34僕はヒーローじゃなくていい

23:37そう知る気で生きてく確証論

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