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Dylan
  • 20/06/2025
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10:23Just a little tickle.
10:28Mais, dis-tu que tu veux faire cette information public?
10:32Je dois pas.
10:35Donc, c'est ça.
10:37Je me souviens que mon mariage pense que je suis froid.
10:41On va être mariés la semaine.
10:43Et il me dit que si je cause une fasse, je peux perdre mon travail.
10:46Juste je ne peux pas avoir de l'argent.
10:48Mon mariage?
10:49Geoffrey.
10:50Le serviette.
10:52Il n'y a pas d'excitation, mais il est ma...
10:53Quand est le mariage?
10:55Le 19.
10:57C'est vraiment juste pour faire ma mère de nagging,
10:59mais le bébé sort de clencher, je suppose.
11:04Vous êtes avec la fille?
11:08Trois mois.
11:10Il n'y a pas encore plus.
11:12Pas de plan, c'était un accident.
11:15Un accident, c'est un accident, though.
11:17Congratulations.
11:19Merci.
11:20Et vous avez des enfants?
11:22Non.
11:23Est-ce qu'il y a un miss de blame?
11:25Non, pas encore.
11:27Je suis tout de même.
11:30Je suis tout de même.
11:30J'ai eu une famille assez importante à un moment donné.
11:33C'est un grand frère.
11:34Oh, ils étaient très fort.
11:35But all of them gone now.
11:39Oh, maybe you're all right.
11:42Maybe I'm cursed.
11:44Oh, no, I don't think so.
11:46Not really.
11:47You're very kind.
11:48If you don't mind, I might be a while.
11:54You run along.
11:55Perhaps we could do this another day.
11:57Are you all right?
11:59Fine.
11:59Okay, I tell you what, sir.
12:01I leave my details with your office.
12:04Thanks for talking.
12:08Thank you.
12:08How could you not know it was that?
12:21I swear.
12:27You're lying through your teeth.
12:29Tusks.
12:30I mean, it turns out the white things are tusks.
12:32And I mean tusks.
12:34And it's woken and it's not happy.
12:36How could you not know it was that?
12:37Fifteen of us naked.
12:39Naked?
12:39And I'm like, no, no, no.
12:40It's got nothing to do with me.
12:42And then it roars.
12:42And we are running.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:44We are running.
12:45And Brockovich falls.
12:46So I turn to him and I say...
12:47I knew we should have turned left.
12:49That's my line.
12:51I don't believe you.
12:52I don't believe what you say ever.
12:54That is so brilliant.
12:55Give me a call.
12:56No, I just picked him up and went right for the ship.
12:59Full throttle.
13:00Didn't stop.
13:00I hit the space lanes.
13:01I mean, I was shaking.
13:02It was unbelievable.
13:04I'm breaking me out.
13:05And by the time I got there,
13:06and I was having such a nice day.
13:25According to intelligence,
13:26the target is the last surviving member of the Slavine family,
13:29a criminal psych from the planet Rexichorical Falpatorius,
13:32masquerading as a human being zipped inside a skin suit.
13:34Okay, plan of attack.
13:36We assume a basic 57-56 strategy
13:38covering all available exits on the ground floor.
13:40Doctor, you go face-to-face.
13:42That'll designate exit one.
13:43I'll cover exit two.
13:44Rose, you exit three.
13:46Mickey Smith, you take exit four.
13:47Have you got that?
13:49Excuse me.
13:50Who's in charge?
13:52Sorry.
13:52Awaiting orders, sir.
13:55Right.
13:56Here's the plan.
13:56Like he said, nice plan.
14:00Anything else?
14:02Present arms.
14:03Ready.
14:03Ready.
14:04Ready.
14:05Ready.
14:05Redial.
14:06Yep.
14:06Ready.
14:07Check.
14:07See you in hell.
14:08See you in hell.
14:17Hello.
14:18I've come to see the Lord Mayor.
14:20Have you got an appointment?
14:21No, just an old friend passing by.
14:23Bit of a surprise.
14:24Can't wait to see her face.
14:25Well, she's just having a cup of tea.
14:28Just go in there and tell her the doctor would like to see her.
14:31Doctor who?
14:32Just the doctor.
14:33Tell her exactly that.
14:35The doctor.
14:37Hang on a tick.
14:38The Lord Mayor says, thank you for popping by.
14:58She'd love to have a chat, but she's up to her eyes and paperwork.
15:03Perhaps if we could make an appointment for next week.
15:06She's climbing out the window, isn't she?
15:08Yes, she is.
15:19So it ain't heading north.
15:20On my way.
15:21Over and out.
15:23Oh, my God.
15:25Leave the mayor alone.
15:27No, no.
15:34No.
15:38Oh, my God.
16:01Oh, my God.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:04Oh, my God.
16:05Who's that innocent for?
16:11That was Mickey.
16:12Here I am.
16:13Mickey the idiot.
16:14Oh, be fair.
16:14She's not exactly going to outrun us, is she?
16:20She's got a teleport.
16:21That's cheating.
16:22Now we're never going to get her.
16:23Oh, the doctor's very good at teleports.
16:25I could do this all day.
16:46This is persecution.
16:48Why can't you leave me alone?
16:49What did I ever do to you?
16:50You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet.
16:53Apart from that.
16:55So, you're a Slimmy.
16:56You're on Earth.
16:57You're trapped.
16:58You'll finally get killed, but you teleport out just in the nick of time.
17:02You have no means of escape.
17:03What do you do?
17:04You build a nuclear power station.
17:06But what for?
17:07A philanthropic gesture.
17:09I've learned the error of my ways.
17:11And it just so happens to be right on top of the rift.
17:13What rift would that be?
17:15A rift in space and time.
17:16If this power station went into meltdown, the entire planet would go...
17:20This station is designed to explode the minute it reaches capacity.
17:24Didn't anyone notice?
17:25Isn't there someone in London checking this sort of stuff?
17:28In Cardiff.
17:30London doesn't care.
17:31The South Wales coast could fall into the sea and they wouldn't notice.
17:34Oh.
17:35You sound like a Welshman.
17:38God help me.
17:39I've gone native.
17:39But why would she do that?
17:41A great big explosion.
17:42She'd only end up killing herself.
17:43She's got a name, you know.
17:45She's not even a she.
17:46She's a thing.
17:47Oh, but she's clever.
17:55Fantastic.
17:56Is that a tribophysical waveform, macrokinetic extrapolator?
18:00Couldn't have put it better myself.
18:02Oh, genius.
18:04You didn't build this.
18:05I had my hobbies.
18:06A little tinkering.
18:07No, no, no.
18:07I mean, you really didn't build this way beyond you.
18:11I bet she stole it.
18:12It fell into my hand.
18:13Is it a weapon?
18:14It's transport.
18:16You see, the reactor blows, the rift opens.
18:20Phenomenal cosmic disaster.
18:22But this thing shrouds you in a force field.
18:25You have this energy bubble.
18:26Zoom.
18:27So you're safe.
18:28Then you feed it coordinates, stand on top, and ride the concussion all the way out of the solar system.
18:33It's a surfboard.
18:34A pandimensional surfboard, yeah.
18:36And it would have worked.
18:37I'd have surfed away from this dead-end dump and back to civilization.
18:41You'd blow up a whole planet just to get a lift.
18:43Like stepping on an anthill.
18:46How do you think of the name?
18:47What?
18:48Blythe Droog?
18:50It's Welsh.
18:51I know, but how did you think of it?
18:53Chose it at random, that's all.
18:55I don't know.
18:55Just sounded good.
18:57Does it matter?
19:03Blythe Droog.
19:05What's it mean?
19:06Bad wolf.
19:08But I've heard that before.
19:10Bad wolf.
19:10I've heard that lots of times.
19:13Everywhere we go, two words.
19:15Following us.
19:17Bad wolf.
19:18How can they be following us?
19:19Nah, just a coincidence.
19:25I'd get in a word on the radio, then hearing it all day.
19:27Never mind.
19:28Things to do.
19:29Margaret, we're going to take you home.
19:31Hold on, isn't that the easy option, like letting her go?
19:33I don't believe it.
19:34We actually get to go to Brax...
19:35Wait a minute.
19:39Braxacor...
19:39Braxacorico falapatorius.
19:41Braxacorico...
19:42Falapatorius.
19:44Braxacorico falapatorius.
19:45That's it!
19:46Ha-ha!
19:47They have the death penalty.
19:54The family Slothene was tried in its absence many years ago and found guilty.
20:01With no chance of appeal.
20:04According to the statutes of government, the moment I return, I am to be executed.
20:09What do you make of that, doctor?
20:12Take me home and you take me to my death.
20:15Not my problem.
20:25This ship is impossible.
20:28It's superb.
20:30How'd you get the outside around the inside?
20:32Right, I'd give you the secret, yeah.
20:34I almost feel better about being defeated.
20:38We never stood a chance.
20:40This is the technology of the gods.
20:43Don't worship me.
20:44I'd make a very bad god.
20:45Wouldn't get a day off for starters.
20:47Jack.
20:48How we doing, big fella?
20:49Let's extrapolate us top of the range.
20:52Where did you get it?
20:54I don't know.
20:55Some airlock sale?
20:56Must have been a great big heist.
20:59It's stacked with power.
21:01But we can use it for fuel.
21:02It's not compatible.
21:03But it should knock off about 12 hours.
21:06We'll be ready to go by morning.
21:08And we're stuck here.
21:09Overnight.
21:11I'm in no hurry.
21:12We've got a prisoner.
21:14The police box is really a police box.
21:18You're not just police, though.
21:20Since you're taking me to my death,
21:23that makes you my executionist.
21:27Each and every one of you.
21:30You deserve it.
21:33You're very quick to say so.
21:35You're very quick to soak your hands in my blood.
21:38Which makes you better than me, how, exactly?
21:44Long night ahead.
21:50Let's see who can look me in the eye.
22:20What are you using out here?
22:36Better than the net.
22:41She does deserve it.
22:42She's a Slothene.
22:43I don't care.
22:45It's just weird in that box.
22:50I didn't really need my passport.
23:01I've been thinking, you know,
23:02we could go have a drink.
23:06Have a pizza or something.
23:08Just you and me.
23:09That'd be nice.
23:11And, I mean, if the TARDIS can't leave until morning,
23:14we could...
23:18go to a hotel.
23:20Spend the night.
23:21I mean, if you want to.
23:23I've got some money.
23:24Hey.
23:25Yeah.
23:26Is that all right?
23:27Yeah.
23:31Cool.
23:31Um, there's a couple of bars around here.
23:34We should give him a go.
23:36And do you have to go and tell him?
23:38None of his business.
23:39So, what's on?
23:47Nothing.
23:48Just...
23:48I gather it's not always like this.
23:57Having to wait.
23:58I bet you're always the first to leave, Doctor.
24:08Never mind the consequences.
24:09Off you go.
24:11You butchered my family and then ran for the stars.
24:13Am I right?
24:14But not this time.
24:18At last, you have consequences.
24:23How does it feel?
24:25I didn't butcher them.
24:26Don't answer back.
24:27That's what she wants.
24:28I didn't.
24:29What about you?
24:30You had an emergency teleport.
24:32You didn't zap them to safety, did you?
24:34It only carries one.
24:35I had to fly without coordinates.
24:39Ended up in a skip on the Isle of Dogs.
24:43It wasn't funny.
24:45Sorry.
24:50It is a bit funny.
24:56Do I get a last request?
24:59Depends what it is.
25:02I grew quite fond of my little human life.
25:04All those rituals.
25:07Brushing of the teeth
25:08and the complicated way they cook things.
25:11It's a little restaurant.
25:12Just round the bay.
25:14It became quite a favourite of mine.
25:21Is that what you want?
25:23A last meal?
25:24Don't I have, right?
25:26Oh, like she's not going to try to escape.
25:28Except I can never escape the doctor,
25:29so where's the danger?
25:34I wonder if you could do it.
25:40To sit with a creature you're about to kill
25:42and take supper.
25:46How strong is your stomach?
25:49Strong enough.
25:51I wonder.
25:51I've seen you fight your enemies.
25:57Now die with them.
26:00You won't change my mind.
26:02Prove it.
26:02There are people out there.
26:09If you slip away just for one second,
26:11they'll be in danger.
26:12Except
26:13I've got these.
26:16You both wear one.
26:18If she moves
26:18more than ten feet away,
26:21she gets sapped by ten thousand volts.
26:25Margaret,
26:27would you like to come out to dinner?
26:29My treat?
26:32Dinner in bondage.
26:37Works for me.
26:55Here we are,
27:17out on a date,
27:18and you haven't even asked my book name.
27:20It's not a date.
27:23What's your name?
27:24Blonde.
27:26I'm Blonde Phil Fudge Passamere de Sloveen.
27:31That's what it'll say on my death certificate.
27:34Nice to meet you, Blonde.
27:35I'm sure.
27:38Look,
27:39that's where I was living as Margaret.
27:41Nice little flat.
27:42Over there.
27:43On the top.
27:45That's the one with the light on.
27:47Two bedrooms,
27:48base-eye view.
27:50I was rather content.
27:52I suppose I'll see it again.
27:54I suppose not.
28:01Thank you.
28:02Pleasure.
28:05Tell me then, doctor,
28:07what do you know of our species?
28:09Only what I've seen.
28:11Did you know, for example,
28:13in extreme cases,
28:15when her life is in danger,
28:18a female raxacora cathalipaturing
28:20can manufacture a poison dart
28:22within her own finger?
28:23Yes, I did.
28:24Yes, I did.
28:27Just checking.
28:29And one more thing.
28:31Between you and me.
28:32as a final resort,
28:42the excess poison
28:43can be exhaled
28:44through the lungs.
28:47That's better.
28:48Now then,
28:49what do you think?
28:49Mmm,
28:50steak looks nice.
28:52Steak and chips.
28:53The doctor took me to this planet
29:00a while back.
29:01It was much colder than this.
29:03They called it
29:04Women Wept.
29:05The planet was actually called
29:07Women Wept,
29:08because
29:08if you looked at it right
29:09from above,
29:10there's like this huge continent,
29:12like,
29:12all curved down.
29:14Sort of looked like a woman,
29:15and, you know,
29:16lamenting.
29:17Oh my God,
29:18and we went to this beach, right?
29:20No people,
29:21no buildings,
29:22just this beach
29:23like a thousand miles across.
29:26And something happened,
29:27something to do with the sun,
29:28I don't know.
29:29But the sea had just frozen.
29:31Like,
29:31in a split second.
29:33In the middle of a storm, right?
29:34Waves and foam,
29:36just frozen.
29:37All the way out to the horizon.
29:39Midnight, right?
29:40We walk underneath these waves,
29:41a hundred feet tall
29:43and made of ice.
29:43I'm going out with Trisha Delaney.
29:50Hello.
29:52Sorry.
29:55Trisha in the shop?
29:57Yeah, Rob,
29:57Delaney's sister.
29:59She's nice.
30:01She's a bit big.
30:02She lost weight.
30:07You've been awake.
30:09Well, good for you.
30:10She's nice.
30:13So tell us more about this planet, then.
30:16Well, it's here, really.
30:23Public executions are slow, dear.
30:27They prepare a thin ascetic acid,
30:30lower me into the cauldron,
30:32and boil me.
30:34The acidity is perfectly gauged
30:36to strip away the skin.
30:37internal organs fall out
30:40into the liquid,
30:41and I become soup,
30:43and still alive.
30:47Still screaming.
30:48I don't make the law.
30:50But you deliver it.
30:52Can you stay to watch?
30:55What else can I do?
30:57The Sereen family is huge.
30:59There's a lot more of us,
31:01all scattered off world.
31:02Take me to them.
31:03Take me somewhere safe.
31:05But then you'll just start again.
31:07I promise I won't.
31:08You've been in that skin suit
31:09too long.
31:10You've forgotten.
31:11There used to be a real Margaret Blaine.
31:14You killed her and stripped her
31:15and used the skin.
31:17You're pleading for mercy
31:18out of a dead woman's lips.
31:20Perhaps I have got used to it.
31:22A human life.
31:23An ordinary life.
31:24That's all I'm asking.
31:30Give me a chance, Doctor.
31:33I can change.
31:36I don't believe you.
31:39So what do you want to do now?
31:40Don't mind.
31:43You could ask about hotels.
31:46What would Trisha Delaney say?
31:49I suppose.
31:52There's a bar down there
31:53with a Spanish name or something.
31:54Do you even like Trisha Delaney?
31:56Oh, is that right?
31:57What the hell do you know?
31:58I know you.
31:59And I know her.
32:00And I know that's never going to happen.
32:02So who do you think you're kidding?
32:03At least I know where she is.
32:07There we are then.
32:10It's got nothing to do with Trisha.
32:11This is all about me, isn't it?
32:13You left me!
32:17We were nice.
32:18We were happy.
32:20And then what?
32:20You give me a kiss
32:21and you run off of him
32:22and you make me feel like nothing, Rose.
32:24I was nothing.
32:25I can't even go out
32:26with a stupid girl from a shop
32:28because you pick up the phone
32:29and I come running.
32:33I mean, is that what I am, Rose?
32:34Stand by.
32:36Am I just supposed to sit here
32:37for the rest of my life
32:38waiting for you
32:38because I will?
32:39I'm sorry.
32:40I promise you, I've changed
32:52since we last met, Doctor.
32:54There was this girl
32:56yesterday.
32:57A young thing.
33:01Something of a danger.
33:02She was getting too close.
33:03I felt the blood loss rising
33:06just as the family
33:07had told me
33:07I was going to kill her
33:08without a thought.
33:10And then
33:11I stopped.
33:17She's alive somewhere
33:18right now.
33:19She's walking around this city
33:20because I can change.
33:22I didn't change.
33:24I know I can't prove it.
33:26I believe you.
33:27then you know
33:28I'm capable of better.
33:30It doesn't mean anything.
33:32I spared her life.
33:34You let one of them go
33:35but that's nothing new.
33:37Every now and then
33:38a little victim's spared
33:40because she smiled,
33:41because he's got freckles,
33:43because they begged.
33:46And that's how you live
33:47with yourself.
33:48That's how you slaughter millions.
33:51Because once in a while,
33:53on a whim,
33:54if the wind's
33:54in the right direction,
33:55you happen to be kind.
33:59Only a killer would know that.
34:01Is that right?
34:03From what I've seen,
34:04your funny little
34:05happy-go-lucky life
34:06leaves devastation
34:07in its wake.
34:08Always moving on
34:09because you dare not go back.
34:12Playing with so many
34:13people's lives,
34:14you might as well
34:15be a god.
34:18And you're right, Doctor.
34:20You're absolutely right.
34:23Sometimes
34:23you let one go.
34:29Let one go.
34:36I'm not asking you to leave him
34:38because I know that's not fair.
34:41But I just need something, yeah?
34:42Some sort of promise
34:43that when you do come back,
34:44you're coming back for me.
34:45Is that thunder?
34:48Does it matter?
34:50That's not thunder.
34:53In the family,
34:54Sadeen,
34:54we had no choice.
34:56I was made to carry out
34:57my first killer, 13.
34:58If I'd refused,
34:59my father would have fed me
35:00to the Benham grubs.
35:02If I'm a killer,
35:03it's because I was born to kill.
35:04It's all I know.
35:06Doctor,
35:07are you even listening to me?
35:09Can you hear that?
35:10I'm begging for my life.
35:12Let's...
35:13Shush.
35:25Go on, then, run.
35:27It's him again, isn't it?
35:28It's the Doctor.
35:28It's always the Doctor.
35:29It's always going to be a Doctor.
35:31It's never me.
35:31Don't think you're running away.
35:41Oh, I'm sticking with you.
35:44The thing this turned on to me!
35:46The Rips.
36:01The Rips on me.
36:16What the hell are you doing?
36:26It just went crazy!
36:27It's the Rips.
36:28Time and space are ripping a plan.
36:31The whole city's going to disappear.
36:32Ah!
36:35Ah!
36:36Ah!
36:36Ah!
36:36Ah!
36:46It's the Extrabolator.
37:09I've disconnected it,
37:11but it's still feeding off the engine.
37:13It's using the TARDIS.
37:14I can't stop it.
37:15Never mind Cardiff,
37:16it's going to rip open the planet.
37:18What is that?
37:19What's happening?
37:20Oh, just little me!
37:25One wrong move
37:26and she snaps like a promise.
37:29I might have known.
37:30I've had you
37:31bleeding all night,
37:33poor baby.
37:34Now shut it!
37:36You!
37:37Flyboy!
37:37Put the Extrabolator at my feet.
37:43What?
37:45Just as I planned.
37:58I thought you needed to blow up the nuclear power station.
38:02I'm failing that.
38:04If I were to be
38:04arrested,
38:07then anyone capable of tracking me down
38:08would have considerable technology of their own.
38:11Therefore,
38:13they would be captivated by the Extrapolator.
38:18Especially a magpie mind like yours, doctor.
38:21So the Extrapolator was programmed to go to Plan B.
38:25to lock on to the nearest alien power source
38:29and open the Rift.
38:32And what a power source it found.
38:36I'm back on schedule.
38:39Thanks to you.
38:42The Rift's going to convulse.
38:43You'll destroy the whole planet.
38:44And you with it!
38:45While I ride this board
38:50over the crest of the Inferno
38:52all the way to Vrindon.
38:56Stand back, boys.
39:00Surf's up.
39:01Of course,
39:15opening the Rift
39:16means you'll pull this ship apart.
39:18So soon.
39:20It's not just any old power source.
39:22It's the TARDIS.
39:24My TARDIS.
39:25The best ship in the universe.
39:27It'll make wonderful scrap.
39:29What's that like?
39:31The heart of the TARDIS.
39:33This ship's alive.
39:35You've opened its soul.
39:43It's...
39:44so bright.
39:47Look at it, Margaret.
39:50Beautiful.
39:52Look inside, Blondfeld Fudge.
39:55Look at their life.
41:57Oh, my God, Mickey!