- 07/06/2025
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00:00Grazie a tutti
00:30Grazie a tutti
01:00Grazie a tutti
01:29Grazie a tutti
01:31Grazie a tutti
01:33Grazie a tutti
01:35Grazie a tutti
01:37Grazie a tutti
01:39Please do not do any chores
01:42I'm worried about the gutters
01:44Okay
01:46Arnold's dad is probably just trying his best, you know
01:49Most people are just trying their best
01:52Yeah?
01:53Yeah?
01:54Try to remember that
01:55Everything's gonna be okay, yeah?
01:59Yeah
02:00Say it dad, say everything's gonna be okay
02:04Everything's gonna be okay
02:05Tom?
02:07Tom?
02:10Can you say that everything is gonna be okay?
02:14Everything is gonna be okay?
02:17All of us?
02:19Everything is gonna be okay
02:21Yeah?
02:22I'm not going
02:27Why not?
02:30I've got a lot on
02:31No you don't
02:32No I don't
02:33But I feel like I do
02:34And I should honour that instant
02:36Oh Hannah
02:37It's Arnold's birthday
02:38Which is gonna ruin
02:39Forever
02:40Coming out with homophobic parents
02:43Do you want to be a sad, lazy, dopey whole life?
02:46Just so good at it
02:48Please fuck off out of the house
02:52What the hell am I going to talk about at this party?
03:04I don't know
03:05I don't know anything
03:06He's gonna tell them that he's gay
03:08And then he's gonna point at me and go
03:09That's him, that's the guy
03:12That's the guy that is not a girl
03:14Yeah
03:14You're gonna have to be like
03:15Like a really good guy
03:17You think this cake's too gay?
03:19It's too gay
03:20Are you meant to not be gay?
03:22You have to pretend to be straight until he comes out?
03:25What do I tell them to make them think I'm a good guy?
03:28You want me to brainstorm things that are good about you?
03:31Yes
03:31Really?
03:32Yes
03:33Um
03:35You don't litter
03:38Yeah
03:41Oh hi, hi
03:43Now hi
03:44Um
03:44So sometimes I put my penis in your son's butt
03:48But also I mean I do not litter
03:51Yeah, yeah, yeah
03:53You know your son
03:54You know when you're small
03:55Sometimes you get shy of panties
03:56And how you dress
03:57Yeah, well
03:58I put my dick in his butt
04:00Yeah
04:01You know that one who you play little board games with
04:05Sometimes you pretend to lose
04:07Ronald loves board games
04:09You know that son who you adopted
04:11And then you kept safe
04:13And happy
04:14And loved
04:15Oh well that actually worked out really well for me
04:18Yeah
04:18Because sometimes I get to put my dick in his butt
04:22I do not
04:23I do not litter them
04:24I wouldn't
04:25I just would not
04:26I always put the condom after in the bin
04:28Always, always
04:30What? What's going on?
04:33Wait
04:34What?
04:35Wait, wait
04:36Tom, why won't you tell me what's happening?
04:38Wait, wait, wait
04:39Okay
04:42Yes
04:43Wow, alright
04:44You remember Christine
04:47Christine, of course I remember Christine
04:49The boss you touched inappropriately
04:51You two are my everything
04:52I ship you so hard
04:53She is being charged with sexual harassment
04:56Stop, because of you?
04:58No, because of Luke and Simon
05:00Who's Luke and who's Simon?
05:02Other guys in the office
05:02Who apparently also touched her inappropriately
05:05How many boys are there?
05:09I mean, I really thought I was special
05:11Are you hearing this, Hannah?
05:12No
05:13No?
05:14There he is, look at him, there he is
05:16Just righting me out the front
05:17I just love him
05:17He's adorable
05:18No
05:19No, no, what is that?
05:22Oh, it was
05:22Special birthday cake for special birthday boy
05:25Happy birthday
05:26No, no, no, no
05:27You can't bring that in
05:27Why is it?
05:29Is it too gay?
05:30No
05:30It's too gay
05:31No, Steve does the cake always
05:33Steve organises the cake
05:34It's a big weird thing
05:35Okay
05:37I guess we can hide it
05:40It's a lemon meringue pie cake that I made
05:42I put Italian meringue on the outside
05:44It was hard
05:45And then I decorated it with little, um
05:47Violet flowers
05:48But yeah, no, I guess we'll just hide it
05:50Josh wants to know if he's allowed to be gay
05:52Yeah
05:52You can be gay
05:53Should I be straight?
05:56You can be whatever you like
05:57What about me?
05:58Should I have worn a dress?
05:59Okay, let's just go in, okay?
06:00If I get to be whatever I like
06:01I'm going to be
06:02I'm going to tell him I'm an investment banker
06:04Good afternoon
06:05Would you like a prime mortgage?
06:08How about some cocaine?
06:10John, you waste so much time sleeping
06:12Don't you?
06:15Although I guess that's what I'd do too
06:17If I didn't know I was going to die
06:18Hey, John
06:20You're getting on a bit, aren't you?
06:23Not long now, I reckon
06:24Josh will be devastated
06:28You've been good for him
06:30Yeah
06:33You really slowed down, haven't you?
06:39You're getting on
06:40Aha
06:42Welcome, welcome
06:43Josh, Tom and Hannah
06:45These are my parents
06:46Donna and Bruce
06:47And you remember Steve
06:48Hi
06:49Hi, Bruce
06:50And what's your name, fella?
06:51Tom
06:51Tom
06:52Brilliant
06:53Hannah
06:54Here
06:55Lovely to meet
06:58You and Jock
06:58We're meeting Arnold's friends
07:00I mean, we never get to meet his friends
07:02And now he's bringing home three at once
07:05I have friends
07:06Yeah?
07:07Like the weird kid who pissed himself
07:09Hey, come on
07:09I don't know I was ten, Steve
07:11Ten is still quite old to it
07:13You pants, isn't it, darling?
07:14Anyway, come in, come in
07:16Here you go, Chelsea
07:19So, you've got your coffee business
07:22Turning a profit
07:23Still at uni
07:24And under 30
07:25Yeah, people really like coffee
07:28They also make sweets
07:29Rhubarb lollipops, they're popular
07:31Rhubarb?
07:32Yeah
07:32Steve
07:34Alright
07:35You know, good on rhubarb
07:37It's fine, you don't have to like rhubarb
07:39Yeah, but you know
07:40It's not the lollipops people keep coming back for, though, is it?
07:43It's just a very busy path, mostly, eh?
07:46No, no, no, no
07:47I think it might have something to do with you
07:50It's you
07:50You've got charisma
07:51That's what keeps people coming back
07:53Yeah
07:54I don't know
07:55No, you trust me on that
07:57Yeah, sure
08:01Thank you
08:03Tell your chabot uni
08:08Taking a keen interest in the plants?
08:14Yeah
08:14Plants are good
08:21Vital
08:22They make air
08:44Hello
08:50Rose
08:52Yes
08:54It's me, Stuart
08:55Oh, okay
08:58So how are you?
09:01Er, I'm fine
09:02Yeah
09:03It's been such a long time
09:05And I was just sitting here
09:06Looking at me lovely roses
09:08So I wasn't such a
09:09A big leap before I started thinking about you
09:11Oh, well, that's very nice of you
09:14Oh, you always do make me laugh, Rose
09:19Really?
09:21Never underestimate the power of your sharp tongue and your quick wit
09:24So, what's on today, then?
09:28Oh, a few chores
09:30A bit of gardening
09:31What about you?
09:33Oh, um, my house is a mess
09:36I haven't been very well
09:39There's no better time than now that's all read out
09:41All right
09:43Yeah?
09:45Yeah, that's a good idea
09:48All right
09:50How long ago do you think this was taken?
10:00Two years max?
10:04I mean, it just could not have been more than two years
10:05No
10:06That's too old for Arnold to be in a family portrait
10:08It's...
10:10It's too old
10:10Christine offered me $5,000 to keep quiet
10:16You're getting five grand?
10:18I'm not taking it
10:19Yes, you are
10:20No, I'm not
10:21It's horrible
10:21Yes, you are
10:22You are
10:23I'm a bit weirdly upset about it
10:26Did you love Christine?
10:27No
10:27Well, then take the five grand and let's go rent a water jetpack
10:30Well, I guess I'd better head out and reorganise the tool shed
10:34Oh
10:35I can't get the corner of the doona into the doona cover
10:39Hazel and I got divorced
10:41Oh
10:43Yeah
10:44To be expected, really
10:45She knew I left a little piece of my heart behind when I left you
10:49Did you?
10:51Yeah
10:51Also, you know, she wasn't...
10:54She wasn't handling my disorder
10:56I think he's always handling it fine
11:00You're not much of a catch, are you, Stuart?
11:03Oh, I'd say we were about equal
11:04Is Hannah okay?
11:12Yeah, she's fine
11:13She just doesn't really like parties
11:14I'm not sure I'm ready to officially call this a party
11:17I don't want Arnold to think that his family and three friends is as much a party as he can aspire to
11:23Could have done without Steve
11:24He's our burden
11:26Um, so, so I have made a mistake
11:49What?
11:50Yeah, I put on your mum's wedding ring
11:52Why?
11:54I don't know
11:56Get it off
11:57Obviously, it's not going to come off, Arnold
11:59Obviously, obviously
12:00Yeah, but is this pretend?
12:02Please stop
12:03It's not pretend
12:04I think I was going to make, like, a joke about us being married
12:08Does that sound like a funny thing?
12:09I don't know
12:10What are you worried about now, Arnold?
12:14Look, hi
12:15I've made a weird choice
12:17Yeah
12:18He's trying to be funny
12:19Yeah, I'm funny
12:20You sure are
12:22It's stuck, isn't it?
12:23Yeah
12:23Yeah, of course it is
12:24Come here
12:25Just of course it is
12:27I've got a bit of oil
12:28Easy
12:30Whoops
12:31I don't
12:33I'll Google
12:41At least you didn't wet your pants
12:43Not yet
12:45What?
12:46No, don't see that
12:46Why does everyone always end up in the kitchen?
12:49Josh is funny
12:50He put my ring on and now it won't come off
12:52Oh
12:52Oh
12:53All right, well, let me have a try
12:55All right
12:55Can you have a try?
12:58Oh
12:59Oh, this is intimate
13:01Look, I always tell you don't take it off
13:03This is what happens
13:04Is it?
13:05This is what happens
13:06Because I've never seen this happen
13:07Okay, it says put in cold water
13:09Oh
13:11Just
13:12It's the oil
13:12It's just making it very hard to get any leverage
13:14What's going on?
13:18Oh, Josh here
13:19He's got your mother's wedding ring stuck on his finger
13:21Why?
13:23Why would he do that?
13:24Josh is funny
13:25And
13:26And a considerate fellow
13:27Never litters
13:28Dad, does this mean you and Josh are married, Dad?
13:30No, of course it doesn't
13:32Come on, make yourself useful
13:33You've got dry hands
13:33Give it a go
13:34Really soft hands
13:39Yeah, just put it in the ice water
13:42No, no
13:43Cold will contract
13:44Yeah, that's what we want
13:45No, we don't
13:46We want it to expand
13:46Yeah, I Googled it
13:47Settle
13:47Settle
13:48Settle
13:48Put your hand in the ice water
13:50Oh, that is
13:51It's cold
13:52Not going to work
13:53Yeah, it might not work
13:55But we have to try
13:56Fine
13:57All right, let's have a look
14:00No, we need more time
14:01Sorry, Arnold, I just asked that
14:07Yeah, well, just pull on it
14:08Good job, Arnold
14:12Hey, can I try it on?
14:18You a bloke?
14:35Adele, are you a rooster?
14:36Have you told Josh?
14:44Not good, mate
14:45Not good
14:46No, no, no
14:47I just thought she actually liked me
15:01I liked being liked
15:04But she likes everyone
15:07Even Simon
15:08Simon
15:10Well, five grand is not enough
15:12I'll tell you that right now
15:13I don't want any money
15:16Right
15:16Right
15:17Look, this
15:18This is why things like this happen to you
15:21That don't happen to me
15:22All right
15:22People look at you
15:23They know they can do whatever they want with you
15:26All right
15:27You're not going to create a fuss
15:28You value being easy, darling
15:29People can see that
15:30They see it
15:31They do whatever is easiest to do with you
15:34But not for you
15:35All right
15:36Stand up for yourself
15:37Ask for ten grand
15:39I just feel a bit shit about it
15:43Well, ask for twenty grand then
15:44Do you feel a bit shit about having a new car?
15:46Or your own share portfolio?
15:49Probably
15:49You should know I'm fine now
15:59Better off without her
16:01Well, that's good, Stuart
16:03That's good
16:04Yeah
16:05Free as a bird now
16:07Available for an adventure
16:09You available, Rose?
16:14Oh, yeah
16:15I suppose that's the word for it
16:17All right
16:19Look, when I reflect on what my biggest achievement is
16:23I reflect on people
16:25Two people specifically
16:28Because my biggest achievement isn't my job
16:31My house or my wife
16:33No, my biggest achievements
16:37My two boys
16:39And that's why today
16:41It's important
16:43Not just for Arnold
16:44And his lovely, lovely friends
16:47It's also very important for me and my legacy
16:50So thank you, Arnold
16:53Happy birthday, buddy
16:55Happy birthday
16:57All right, Arnie
17:00Your turn
17:00Up you get
17:01I don't
17:03I don't think so
17:04Should I do a speech?
17:05No
17:05I could do a speech
17:06No, you will not make a speech
17:08Um
17:14Uh, thanks
17:17Everyone for coming
17:18Another year older
17:20Yes
17:21I don't
17:23How does he go have anything else to say?
17:26If that's what you want
17:27That's fine
17:28It's fine
17:29Okay, um
17:30Also
17:31Mum
17:32Dad
17:34Steve
17:34I love you
17:37Love you too, kiddo
17:38Here we go, dog
17:40I'm pretty confident you love me too
17:42And I have something to tell you
17:44I'm not sure how you'll react
17:46Oh, fuck, he's coming out
17:48Shut up, Steve
17:49He's not coming out
17:50I hope you understand and react with compassion
17:52And even if you don't
17:53I want you to know that I love you anyway
17:55It's
17:57It's taken me a long time to come to terms with it
17:59But
18:00I'm not attracted to girls
18:02Um
18:03I have no romantic feelings for girls
18:06I have a boyfriend
18:08Josh
18:09He's helped me realise that
18:11My best chance at happiness
18:13Is to be honest
18:15Yeah, bro, we know
18:16I used to have to delete your porn off the computer
18:18You used to delete it
18:20Hey, that's sweet
18:21I knew
18:22I read your diary
18:23All right, well
18:28Good job
18:30Got me backed into a corner here
18:32Very dramatic speech
18:34He's been looking at me like I'm the bad guy
18:38We'll talk about this later
18:39Shut up, Dad
18:40Just tell him he's done a good job
18:41I need some cake
18:42All right, shut up, will you?
18:43All right, it's a shock
18:44It isn't, though
18:45Is it?
18:46You know that honesty is very important
18:53To me, to us
18:55You know it's number one
18:57I've always said that
18:58I
18:58You know what
19:00I just can't believe you lied to me
19:04I just don't
19:05Don't interrupt
19:06You lied
19:08You did
19:08Steve
19:11You talked about your porn
19:13Why is it
19:18That you didn't feel that you could be open
19:21With me
19:23That is the biggest problem
19:24Dad, my croquembouche
19:32For fuck's sake, Bruce
19:34Why would you slap his croquembouche?
19:36Oh, croquembouche
19:37All right, I'm going to go
19:43Enjoy your cake
19:46I think it would be best
19:50If Arnold wasn't here
19:51When I get back
19:52You haven't had much to say
19:56Have you, Josh?
19:59No
20:00Oh, Bruce
20:09Is he kicking me out?
20:14Don't worry, darling
20:15You did a good job
20:17He still loves you
20:19He just
20:19Forgot for a minute
20:21I'm just not that sure
20:23Look
20:24I'll give you some money
20:25Go stay at Josh's for a while
20:27Be as gay as you like
20:29Shower yourself in
20:31Dick and glitter
20:32I'll look after your father
20:34Thanks, Mum
20:35Oh, for God's sake
20:37Dad?
20:45Hi, boys
20:46I've never been up on the roof
20:48That's good
20:49I can see the tennis courts from up here
20:51Do you want to go up on the roof?
20:52We can go up on the roof
20:53Um
20:55I'll go and get some coloury for the cake
20:58Yeah
20:59Adele's a rooster
21:05I know
21:08What?
21:09What do you mean?
21:11Adele's a man
21:12You're going to have to get rid of her
21:13Get rid of her?
21:16The zoo takes roosters
21:17They feed them to the lions
21:19No
21:20No, they don't
21:21That's not a thing
21:22No, they don't
21:22Absolutely not
21:25How did it come out, girl?
21:31Not well
21:32Definitely not well
21:34Nope
21:34Arnold's dad's a douche
21:35Um
21:36So I actually love my dad
21:38This isn't a time to just gang up on my dad
21:40He probably just
21:41Just a bit startled
21:43I'm happy with it
21:45I did it
21:46It's his burden now
21:47It's not easy being a dad
21:50I don't think I was really very good at being a dad
21:53You're a great dad
21:55Don't you think, Josh?
21:56Mm
21:56Gosh, um, yeah
21:59Well
22:00I've never really thought about it
22:03I mean, you're the only dad I've ever had
22:06I've never considered whether or not you could be a better dad
22:09The same way I've never considered whether or not the moon could be better
22:13Sort of just there
22:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
22:18Yeah, no, I think
22:19Yeah, I think probably you're a good dad
22:21Yeah
22:22Sometimes I just think I'm hopeless
22:27What?
22:29I mean, you are
22:30That's okay, everyone's hopeless
22:31I'm hopeless, Arnold's hopeless
22:33Tom
22:34Tom's hopeless
22:35Arnold's dad says the reason people don't value me is because I don't value myself
22:41Sorry
22:43He's right though, yeah
22:46Like he is just right
22:48Do you have trouble being interested in sex when you're on antidepressants?
22:53Sex is a trot I always try to avoid
22:55Well, what about love then?
22:58Like, my emotions are so flat
23:01How could I tell if I have feelings for someone?
23:05I know, it's not ideal
23:06You take medication to get yourself out of a dark hole
23:09But you end up just in a display home on an empty street
23:12I want to get off the medication, Hannah
23:16Like, I don't want to spend the rest of my life feeling the same way at a friend's wedding as I do at their funeral
23:22Yeah, but you know you feel like you're ready to come off medication because the medication is working
23:27You know it stops working when you stop taking it
23:29Yeah, I know
23:30The thing is, I just took myself off my medication
23:34And I'm fucked
23:36Like, fucked
23:37It's bad
23:38I've started hitting myself again
23:41What?
23:44Hitting yourself?
23:45Yeah, we've all got our things
23:47You try and kill yourself
23:48I tend to rise
23:49Hannah
23:51Oh, I'm so sorry
23:53What can we do about that?
23:54That's fine
23:55I'm taking my meds again
23:56I'll be beige inside soon enough
23:58It just really hurts to know that I need to take pills
24:03Simply to function
24:05It's really painful
24:07I can't wait to be beige again
24:10Alan, I did just want to say that it wasn't very cool what they did
24:24Thanks Tom
24:25I'm okay
24:27I'm pretty resilient
24:29I'm not going to let it break me
24:31Do you know that up until the age of like nine or ten
24:34Boys cry the same amount as girls
24:36And then society teaches them not to cry
24:38We're taught not to cry
24:40You don't have to be resilient
24:42It's okay to break
24:43Thanks Tom
24:48I'm actually just building up a courage to go and sort it out now
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