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00:00So who is this guy?
00:04Ben
00:05I used to drive Ben and Josh to a swimming club
00:08Not that Ben, different Ben
00:10It's...
00:12Oh
00:12I don't understand
00:28Ben, why you want us to come?
00:30Just needed a lift
00:32What is Tom doing?
00:34He's busy
00:35I don't believe that
00:37So what's wrong with Ben?
00:45He's having surgery on his brain
00:47You know, I think maybe you'll call us because you need us
00:50Just a lift
00:51So you need your dad?
00:53Did you call us because you named me, Josh?
00:54Yeah, you love your dad
00:55Is this the right level?
00:58I think so
00:59I think I saw day surgery if he was on level four though
01:01This is level four
01:02Yes it is
01:02Josh, why don't you and me have not your dad?
01:04I love you, Dad
01:05I love you too, Josh
01:06Just let me know if you didn't even decide anything
01:08Please sit down
01:09Hi, I'm looking for my friend's room, Ben Robinson
01:12Oh, lovely
01:13What's your name?
01:15Is it Josh?
01:16Sorry, I don't know why I said that
01:17It's not like I was checking this
01:18He was Josh
01:19He has some family in there with him at the moment
01:22Yeah, of course, he has a family
01:25Yeah, he's probably really cherishing this time
01:28Shall I let them know you're here?
01:30No, no, that suddenly feels a little bit silly
01:32We have to go
01:33Josh
01:34What?
01:36Josh
01:36Why can't he?
01:37Alan
01:38Help your son
01:41Josh
01:43Josh
01:47Okay
01:48Okay, you need to explain who Ben is
01:52No, I don't
01:53He's a boy
01:54He is just a boy
01:54Oh, okay, fine
01:56But I still think you should be brave and go see him though
01:58Yeah, no
01:59What's the worst that can happen?
02:01Yeah
02:01He could die
02:03And then every time I have two white wines I'll get sad
02:05And then nobody will invite me to parties
02:07Haven't told anybody
02:29Not Tom, not Claire
02:30You don't know why
02:31Josh, mate
02:34I think you need to go back and see
02:36Yeah
02:37Listen to your dad
02:38No, no, no, no, no, thank you
02:44All right, all right
02:49One, two, one, two, three, four
02:52Yeah, I'll be fine
02:56Yeah
02:56Okay
03:00Yeah
03:01Oh, the good Lord knows it
03:03Oh, the good Lord knows it
03:05Oh, the good Lord knows it
03:06I live without it behind
03:08I'll be fine
03:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
03:11Make my mama turn another blind
03:13Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
03:16I live without it behind
03:18I'll be fine
03:19Hi
03:28Hello
03:29Uh, Josh, my, these are my parents
03:31Mum and Dad, this is Josh
03:34Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Ben
03:35Hello
03:36Hello, Josh
03:37Um, we were just going to get a cup of tea
03:39Did you want one?
03:40No, I don't like tea
03:41All right, we'll be back soon
03:43Thanks
03:44I love tea
03:48Yeah
03:49Noir is just a bit weirdly aggressive about the tea
03:53Is it weird that you just met my parents?
03:57Hmm
03:57So I forgot to get you anything
03:59And then I got you this ice cream
04:01And then they told me you're not allowed to eat
04:03I wanted you to see that I tried
04:06Did you get yourself one?
04:08Yeah, no
04:08Do you want to eat it?
04:10Fuck yes, I do
04:11You look fine
04:18You sound annoyed about it
04:20Hmm
04:20Well, I was all mentally prepared to see
04:22Tombs and things going inside you
04:25Oh, sorry
04:26Yeah, that all comes after
04:28That stuff
04:28And you look pretty awful, actually
04:30Yeah, well, I thought it would be room to turn up
04:33Looking healthy
04:35So I didn't moisturize
04:36All right
04:38Yeah, I'm going to go now
04:45It's just nothing
04:47It's just
04:48I think maybe your parents
04:50Like you more than I do
04:52I'll call you when I get out of here, okay?
04:55Hmm
04:55Yeah, obviously, obviously
04:57If I don't die
04:58Yes
05:00Yeah
05:09Oh, I'm pooped
05:15Oh, Hannah
05:16Yeah
05:17Did you sneak licorice into the shopping?
05:19Oh, it's yucky
05:20Free
05:21Yeah, no, I'll definitely be home by three
05:26Yeah, it'll be good to see you too, yeah
05:31Yeah, life certainly does get busy, yeah
05:35Nah, you hang up first
05:39Hannah
05:40There's no more room for the groceries in the kitchen
05:43We're losing the blender
05:44Huh?
05:46My ex, Debbie
05:47Wants it back
05:48Oh, shit
05:49Oh
05:56Oh
06:00It's been there since your green smoothie phase
06:04Oh
06:05Day
06:05Now
06:07We can't possibly let her see the house
06:09Like, we want to trick her into thinking you're a big success
06:12Right
06:13Josh?
06:41Hi
06:41Are you hiring?
06:43Yep, yep
06:44Yeah, I'm hiring
06:45From me?
06:47Mostly
06:48What did I do?
06:51Nothing
06:51Actually, I did do something
06:54But I'm not sure now's the right time to talk about it
06:56Okay, go
06:58Um
06:59I washed John
07:00Great
07:02But, um, I ran out of dog shampoo
07:04And I used your shampoo instead
07:06So you're out of shampoo
07:07Okay
07:07Um, why are you hiding from me?
07:10I had sex with a guy
07:11Uh, a guy that is not you
07:13That's allowed
07:14You know that's allowed
07:16Okay, I have to tell you the story
07:18Um, because I meet, right
07:20This person
07:20He turned out to be a real weird, annoying freak boy
07:22Okay, exactly the type of person
07:24Who gets excited to see my penis, right?
07:26No offense
07:27He's not in there, is he?
07:30Funny
07:30So, freak boy and I
07:31We have the sex, right?
07:33Mediocre
07:33And then he decides to tell me all about this big aneurysm in his brain
07:36You know what that is
07:37But I didn't
07:37But you would
07:38It's bad
07:38You know, it's shit
07:39It's real
07:39It's real bad
07:40A few weeks later
07:41This guy
07:42His name is Ben
07:43He calls me and he says
07:43I'm getting an operation on my shit brain
07:45And I might die
07:46Please come and see me
07:47At first I was a bit confused at why he'd ask me
07:49But then I remember what a weird, freak boy he was
07:51And it made a lot of sense
07:52And he has no one in his life to call
07:53Except me
07:54The other weird guy from the internet
07:55Who briefly touched his penis once
07:57Okay
07:58Are you done?
07:59This morning I went to the hospital, right?
08:01Because I am a nice guy
08:02But I will visit someone to say hi
08:03A few hours before they maybe die in surgery
08:05Okay
08:07You like him?
08:13Yes, but not romantically
08:14It's going to be a weird day, okay
08:17Waiting for a hospital call
08:18To tell me if this boy is alive or not
08:19You're going to see a lot of concern in my eyes
08:21But I just
08:21I need you to know
08:22That while it's all a bit much
08:24I'm not romantically interested
08:25No matter what happens today
08:26With the life or the death
08:27So you like you?
08:29Yes
08:29I love you
08:35Why won't you tell me what happened
08:39Between you and Josh?
08:40Because there's nothing
08:41Are you guys going on
08:43The Amazing Race without me?
08:44No
08:45Guys, I've been thinking about
08:46The massive Ferris wheel
08:47And how we should go on it today
08:48Is it that you're jealous of my career?
08:51Yes
08:52I just don't know
08:54What you two would keep from me
08:55I know everyone thinks it's lame
08:56Because it's just a copy
08:57Of the one in London
08:58But we aren't in London
08:59So we'll have to do
09:00Ella, we're not going
09:02On the observation wheel
09:03Oh
09:03Too fancy to say Ferris wheel
09:06Big Tom with his big fancy terms
09:09Are you guys having a baby?
09:10Please shut up
09:11Oh my god, I nailed it
09:12They're having a baby
09:13Tom, I promise you
09:14You want to shut up
09:15Why?
09:16Because I have an abortion, okay?
09:18It's not something you do on your own
09:19I don't have a partner
09:20I have to say, Josh, fuck
09:22Oh, Claire, I'm sorry
09:23That's rough
09:24No, it's not
09:24It's fine
09:25I'm fine
09:26I'm just glad I got him to shut up
09:29Why didn't you tell me?
09:35Tom, she doesn't have to tell you
09:37She told Josh
09:38So?
09:38Yeah, I can tell whoever I want
09:40Yeah, what the hell?
09:41It's our choice
09:42What we do with our bodies
09:43And who we tell
09:43It's such the patriarchy
09:45Yeah, I really hate how you're always
09:47Such the patriarchy, Tom
09:48I'm not the patriarchy
09:50Well, I am not going to let
09:51The patriarchy tell me
09:52That I can't go on
09:53The massive Ferris wheel
09:53Ah, they're having sex
09:58We're not having sex
09:59Are you guys having sex?
10:01We are not having sex
10:02Oh, I wanted to see
10:04Tom and Ella and I
10:06Are going to go to the Ferris wheel
10:07Do you want to come?
10:08Um
10:09Are you up to going on the Ferris wheel?
10:12Um
10:12Yeah, I could
10:14You?
10:15Yeah, yeah
10:15I could go
10:16That would be fun
10:16Are you sure?
10:19Oh, my God
10:20What the fuck type of attitude
10:21Is that for a Ferris wheel?
10:23That is not the right tone
10:24For a Ferris wheel
10:26Why are you doing that?
10:30Oh, why did you pick that?
10:31They were in the cupboard
10:32I want to tidy the cupboard
10:34So we can fit things in
10:36Oh
10:37Okay
10:38Get your own cupboard
10:43Oh, me
10:44Cheers guys
10:59Um
10:59Okay, so
11:01I know you don't want to talk about it
11:02I just want to
11:03Make sure
11:04That you are okay
11:06Yeah
11:06Yeah, I'm fine
11:08I'm drinking champagne in the sky
11:11On a Ferris wheel
11:12I'm okay
11:13Meanwhile
11:14What's going on with you two?
11:16Nothing
11:17Something
11:17Definitely something
11:19So, Josh's
11:21Friend
11:22Ben
11:23Is in the hospital
11:25What happened to Ben?
11:26Okay, so
11:26You guys know Ben?
11:29I've heard of
11:30Ben
11:31Everyone knows Ben
11:33I don't know Ben
11:34How does everyone know Ben?
11:36He came to the house
11:37What happened to Ben?
11:39I went to visit him today
11:40He's
11:40Having brain surgery
11:42He's having brain surgery?
11:45Like now?
11:46Surgery of the brain?
11:47Yeah
11:47Well
11:48How are we meant to enjoy the observation wheel knowing that?
11:52I don't know Tom
11:52Maybe just pretend you don't know
11:54I can't do that
11:55I had a funny story about a poodle
11:57But
11:57I'll save it for another day
11:59Should we stop drinking the champagne?
12:02Feels a little bit inappropriate now
12:03When are you going to find out how it goes, Josh?
12:05Not for a while
12:06The hospital's going to call me
12:07You're on his hospital call list?
12:10Yeah, he put me on it
12:11I had no idea you kept seeing each other
12:13We didn't
12:14He didn't
12:15When will he call?
12:17Not for ages
12:17Is that them?
12:22It's a block number
12:23Oh my God, it's them
12:25No, it's too early
12:25Not if he died at the start of surgery
12:27Why would you say that?
12:29Sorry, I was just thinking out loud
12:30Hello
12:31We need your help cleaning, Josh
12:33Come and save us, Josh
12:34Mum, why is your number blocked?
12:36Oh, Stuart, we're in lockdown
12:38Hi, Rose
12:39You come and help your mum clean up
12:41Can't, I'm out with friends
12:43I'm worried about all this time
12:44You're spending with friends, Josh
12:45I just
12:47I just can't, okay
12:48I'm in the observation wheel
12:49Oh
12:50Oh, well I have an observation for you
12:52Have you ever noticed how Josh
12:53Never helps his poor sick mum clean?
12:55What's the deal with that, Ben?
12:57Goodbye
12:57Okay, bye
12:58My mum's a manic
13:00So there's that
13:01How'd you meet Ben?
13:03On Grindr
13:04Then he came over
13:05Trust Josh to try and have casual sex
13:08And then wind up in the hospital
13:09The outside is welcome, okay
13:11We chatted, it was nice
13:12But I told him
13:13I didn't want to see him again
13:14But you did
13:14Once in hospital
13:16Why didn't you tell us
13:18You'd seen him again?
13:20It was just weird
13:22It was just really weird
13:23I didn't want to talk about it
13:24I just don't understand
13:25Why you wouldn't tell us
13:26I'd tell you everything
13:27I wouldn't have judged you
13:28I'm not told anything
13:29I told you about my chlamydia
13:31I understand why I wasn't told
13:33You guys know I have a lot of empathy
13:35No, you have the same amount of empathy
13:36As everyone else
13:37No, I have extra empathy
13:39Not true
13:40So, I mean you obviously
13:42Care about this guy a lot, Josh
13:44Fuck
13:45He's just maybe going to die, alright
13:48I don't know
13:49You seem quite upset
13:50Oh yeah?
13:51Did you notice that
13:52With your super empathy?
13:53Well, people are maybe going to die
13:55They just seem a bit extra special
13:56You're carried away
13:57Yes?
14:00You have a rescue complex
14:02You're talking about me there
14:04When you say that
14:04About his rescue complex
14:06Well, you didn't meet
14:07In a mental home
14:08Stunning empathy
14:09That's got to be them
14:13Everyone else is here
14:14Hello, this is Josh
14:17Oh, hi Josh, it's Dad
14:19Dad, why is your number blocked, okay?
14:21Let's do a call to you
14:22It's not going to make a difference
14:23Um, no
14:24I decided I don't want people
14:25Knowing my number
14:26People?
14:27What people?
14:28Oh, people
14:28Anyway, I called up to check
14:31Have you heard anything?
14:32No
14:33Oh
14:33Do you need anything?
14:35I can't talk, okay?
14:36I'm in the observation wheel
14:37Oh
14:38Um, what's it like?
14:41Hey, you know, it's not bad
14:42Right, just wait there
14:43Okay
14:43Wait there
14:44Can you see my house?
14:46Hang on
14:46I'm coming
14:47I'm coming
14:48Hang on
14:48No, no, not really
14:49You're looking now?
14:52Yeah
14:52Josh
14:54I'm waving
14:55No, Dad
14:56I can't see you
14:58Can you see me?
14:59I'm waving and jumping
15:01No
15:01No, Dad
15:03I can't see you waving
15:05I'm wearing a check shirt
15:07I'm going to go
15:08Bye
15:10At least Josh didn't tell anyone
15:13You two went off and had a little secret bonding moment
15:16I've never had a bonding moment with either of you
15:18And I'm better feelings than Josh
15:21I'm reliable
15:22I'm like The Rock
15:23I'm like the group Rock
15:26Tom, the reason why we didn't tell you is because we thought that if you perceived Claire to be in trouble
15:30Then you would fall in love with her again
15:31Everyone has a rescue complex
15:34Is that true?
15:35Yeah
15:36Tom loves victims, Josh loves victims, it's why they love each other
15:39Am I a victim?
15:42Not yet
15:43Do you think that you might fall in love with Claire again?
15:46No
15:47You think I'd fall in love with everyone who's had an abortion?
15:50There are many people who've had abortions who I hate
15:54You really aren't nailing it today
15:56I am drunk
15:58I admit that maybe the Ferris wheel wasn't my best idea ever
16:02Hannah, what are you doing?
16:13I don't know
16:14You're just sitting there like a gorilla in the mist
16:17I've been helping
16:19No, you are reading a book
16:21The last time I came over you were reading the instructions to Monopoly
16:23You know how to play Monopoly
16:25Stop hassling
16:26I sorted out the plastic containers
16:28Yeah, and why didn't you go the rest of the way and actually put them back in the cup?
16:32I could trip over that and break my neck if I'm not careful
16:34I'm sorry
16:36I'm sorry I'm ruining your scheme to trick other people into thinking I'm a success
16:41No, no, no, no
16:43That is not the problem
16:45I'm not the problem, Hannah
16:47You're the problem
16:50So I know that today mostly has to be about Josh, but can we just talk about Claire for a second?
16:58Sure, okay
16:59Um, can you tell me what type of feelings you have surrounding her?
17:06For Claire?
17:07Yeah
17:07Uh, Claire, I feel respect and kinship
17:11And I definitely do care about her
17:13Especially when it's health-related like it has been recently
17:17And do you love her?
17:19I do
17:19I do love her
17:20I love her in the same way I love pancakes
17:23And Josh
17:24You love me?
17:26Yep, and Arnold
17:27Even though that's a newer friendship
17:29That's very thoughtful, Tom
17:31Thank you, Arnold
17:32Tom, do you love me as much as pancakes?
17:36Yeah
17:36Um, and what about, like, romantically?
17:39Do you think that you could ever fall in love with her again?
17:42You know, I don't
17:43And I wish Josh hadn't said that
17:44Because that is something that's in the past
17:47And I'll be honest with you
17:49That was a part of my life that took a while to get over
17:53But, um, but, but genuinely, that, that's over
17:57And, and you know what?
17:59I, you know, it feels really good even to say that out loud
18:02It's like, I think it's like the first time I've even truly believed in myself
18:05Mm-hmm
18:07Do you believe me?
18:10Yeah
18:11Good, I guess it's true
18:13When was the last time that you kissed?
18:21What's wrong?
18:22Nothing
18:23Tom, when was the last time that you kissed Claire?
18:26Okay, so something weird happened last week
18:28Claire?
18:29Oh, no, Ella, it really was just nothing
18:32No, no, no, it's fine
18:33I just wanna, um, can you just explain to me, like, what happened?
18:40Claire was sad
18:41No, mm-mm, I wasn't
18:43That wasn't what it was, okay?
18:45We just, we got locked in his room
18:47So that Josh could be alone with Ben
18:49Drunk?
18:50Yeah, okay, so yeah, we were also drunk
18:52We had, like, two bottles of wine
18:53And, I don't know, we just, we had nothing else to do
18:57Josh and Ben were taking so long
18:59What?
18:59No
19:00Look, okay, Ella, imagine
19:02Like, just the grossest, most disgusting person you've ever kissed
19:07Mm-hmm
19:08How long did he stay?
19:10Sorry, it wasn't that long
19:12Too long, okay?
19:13It's, I let it get out of hand
19:14I'm not used to hookups
19:15Well, did he sleep over?
19:17Yeah
19:18Yeah
19:18Yeah
19:19I didn't want him to
19:21He just
19:22Telling me about his broken brain
19:24Over breakfast
19:25Look, if there was, like, a glory hole for kissing
19:28I probably would have gone there
19:30But they don't exist, I don't think
19:31So I just closed my eyes and I kissed Tom instead
19:33Is that what it was like for you, Tom?
19:36Yeah, it was
19:37It was like kissing my sister
19:38Worse
19:40I wish I had a sister
19:41So I could have kissed her instead
19:42You want to cheat on me with your imaginary sister?
19:44Um, how many times after he slept over did you see him?
19:48Once, when he was in hospital
19:49But you lied to everyone about the hospital
19:52No, I did not lie
19:53I just didn't tell them
19:55Why would you go and see someone in the hospital if you'd only met them once?
19:59Because he called me and asked me to come and visit
20:02It just doesn't make any sense, Josh
20:04I don't know what you want me to say, that's what happens, all right?
20:06I know it's weird, but that's what happened
20:07Okay, so maybe the Ferris wheel wasn't my strongest idea
20:12You already said that
20:14I thought no one heard, Tom
20:17Because no one laughed
20:18I want to get off this fucking thing
20:20I want to get out
20:21Where could I even go?
20:24I can't go back to your house
20:25I can't leave at mum and dad's
20:27Arnold
20:28Okay
20:28Don't touch me, you can't touch me
20:30Josh, you can't touch him when it's like that
20:31No, fuck you, just listen, all right?
20:33Okay, so
20:34How many people do you think I meet a day?
20:36I don't know, on average, like three
20:38How many is that a year?
20:40One, one thousand and ninety-five
20:42How long do you think I've been capable of romantic love?
20:45Ten years
20:46Okay, so I've fallen in love with two people in that time, right?
20:49So that's two people in ten thousand nine hundred and fifty
20:51Which is one in five thousand
20:52Four hundred and seventy-five
20:54Five chance
20:54And I'm going to meet someone that I'm in love with
20:56And there's a one in five thousand four hundred and seventy-five chance
20:58And they're going to love me back, okay?
21:00What's the chance my one
21:02Meeting someone where I'm their one?
21:05That's assuming that everyone you meet
21:06Could be someone that you could fall in love with
21:08Where actually it's more likely to be a subset of that number
21:10Based on, like, a defined criteria around love
21:13Okay
21:13If we ignore the subset, what's the number?
21:17One in, like, twenty-nine million
21:19Okay, so
21:20There's a one in twenty-nine million chance I'm going to meet someone
21:22I'm going to love them and they're going to love me back
21:24How many people are there in the world?
21:25Seven billion
21:26What's the chance of us meeting amongst that seven billion
21:30By the chance of us the twenty-nine million?
21:34Well, it's just not really a thing
21:36But the calculation would be just like a very, very, very small number
21:39A tiny number
21:40Very small
21:41That's not even taking into account whether or not I was charming on that day
21:44Or whether or not they were charming on that day
21:45Okay?
21:46Mm-hmm
21:47So
21:48There's a very small chance
21:49That that number is a joke called Ben I met on Grindr
21:52Yes?
21:54Yeah?
21:54I love you and you love me and it's just the most remarkable coincidence
21:57Okay?
22:01Okay
22:01Also, I've been meaning to talk about whether or not you wanted to move in permanently
22:04But I don't know if that now is a great time
22:06I'll think about it
22:09Okay?
22:14Oh, I take it back, guys
22:15This has been thrilling
22:16Great idea, Ella
22:18Aw, thanks, guys
22:20I told her I couldn't be home because I had an emergency meeting
22:24With my architect
22:25I really think you should have cleaned it
22:27I'm too busy
22:28Plus, it's not mine anymore
22:30Is she normally on time?
22:40Very much so
22:41Well, I can't see where we left the blenders
22:44Maybe
22:44How do we know she's already picked it up?
22:47Maybe she's already been
22:48Oh?
22:50Hey, Debbie!
22:52Debbie, are you there?
22:53Debbie!
22:54Debbie, you dumb slut
22:56Debbie, you are a dumb slut
22:58No, please stop, please stop, just stop
23:00It's a bit too close to the bone
23:02Is that what she was like?
23:04Was she like that?
23:04Quite the opposite
23:05Here he is
23:11With the ribs
23:12What a hero
23:13Thank you, Thomas
23:16You're welcome
23:16Oh, I'm sorry
23:19There are some more quiche there if you would like
23:21I'm not hungry
23:23It's delicious
23:27It's fucking delicious
23:29Mmm
23:34Mmm
23:35Sorry
23:48Hello
24:00Yeah, this is Josh
24:03Hi
24:03Okay
24:06Okay, that's great
24:07Thank you
24:08Thanks
24:09He's alright?
24:13Yeah, no, he's fine
24:14Yeah, he's good
24:15He's good
24:15He's great
24:33He's good
24:42Thank you
24:44He's great
24:47He's great
24:47Grazie a tutti.