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00:00Hey, Sunshine. How are you? Are you okay? Are you good?
00:09I wanted to ask you if you think me getting an abortion is definitely the right decision,
00:15because I know that you and I have talked about raising kids, and I know that it's big,
00:22it's a big thing, but, like, I don't know, maybe we could, like, keep it and raise it together.
00:34Yes, jokes. Okay, you're making funny jokes. Good. Hi.
00:38I'm not joking. I'm being totally serious, and now you're making me feel really weird about it.
00:46Okay.
00:49Why won't you laugh?
00:51I've kept it a very good secret. Nobody knows. Don't worry. I really am a very good helper.
00:57I'm really nervous about the dentist. Not the dentist. It's going to hurt my mouth.
01:01Yeah.
01:05Arnold's surprisingly calm about the trial sleepover at his parents' house.
01:09It's all pretty fucking weird, yeah?
01:11I can hear you, Tom.
01:12Well, it is weird.
01:14You want to know what else is weird? Your confidence levels.
01:17I don't come across as confident, do I?
01:19Um, Claire's ill, so I'm going to take her to the doctor today.
01:24Is it contagious?
01:24One, two, one, two, three, four.
01:29Yeah, I'll be fine.
01:33Yeah, yeah.
01:36Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:38Oh, the good Lord knows it.
01:41Oh, the good Lord knows it.
01:43A little better behind, I'll be fine.
01:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:48Make my mama turn another blind.
01:50Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54A little better behind, I'll be fine.
01:56No, I can't believe he's leaving us.
02:00I know how to use a washing machine and now he's up.
02:02We've not done enough for you, apparently.
02:03You've all been very good to me, but now it's time I went out and stood on my own two feet.
02:08At your parents' mansion?
02:09Mm-hmm.
02:09Are those two feet standing exclusively on a rug woven from the hair of beautiful Swedish people?
02:14Yes.
02:16Bye.
02:16Good luck.
02:26Why did you take one?
02:28To be polite.
02:30Idiot.
02:32What a spelling mistake.
02:34Yeah?
02:35It's not the fetus four different ways on this page alone.
02:38Which is the correct one?
02:41F-E-T-U-S.
02:42Isn't there an O?
02:43F-E-O-T-U-S.
02:45F-E-O-U.
02:46F-O-E-U.
02:47F-O-E.
02:48I just have no idea.
02:49Why do we know this?
02:52Hello?
02:53Hi.
02:53This is Claire.
02:54I have an appointment.
02:55I'll be there in a moment.
02:59You okay?
03:00Yeah, I'm fine.
03:00I just hate doctors, that's all.
03:02I am very excited to exercise my right to decide what happens to my body today.
03:08You look very pretty.
03:10What do I do with it?
03:11What do I do?
03:12Hello.
03:13Hi.
03:15Claire?
03:24Oh, we just need Claire.
03:26Okay.
03:26He can't come?
03:27We just need you to meet initially with the doctor on your own.
03:30You can stay here for now.
03:31Okay.
03:33Ooh.
03:34Yeah, okay, I shouldn't have winked.
03:36I panic.
03:36No.
03:42Oh my god.
03:43I hate the dentist.
03:46Yeah, it's the worst.
03:47Mm.
03:51Why is it so quiet?
03:52I don't know.
03:52I don't know.
03:55Oh god.
03:57You're lying there with your chairs all back and you can't go anywhere.
04:01The man comes in with the rubbery fingers in your mouth and they're all squeaking against
04:06your teeth.
04:07He's just, he's just in there.
04:09Like, he's just too far in.
04:11His fingers are too far in.
04:13Your teeth aren't that far in.
04:15Your mouth's just always open and you can't swallow and he's got that sucky thing.
04:19Like, you know, and you only use it at the last second so you always feel like you're
04:23going to drown.
04:24Do you think that'd make me come and be in charge of your sucky thing?
04:26I don't.
04:27I don't think so.
04:28Oh god.
04:29And that sharp, pricky thing.
04:31You know, that awful, sharp, pricky, hokey thing.
04:34Like, that scrapey, hokey thing.
04:36You know, in between, it's like a scrapey...
04:39Oh my god, shut up.
04:40Oh god, I'm in a real state now.
04:42I'm in a state now.
04:42No, I'm serious.
04:43I'm actually quite anxious.
04:44I'm all hot.
04:46Why'd you bring me with you?
04:48I didn't bring you with me.
04:49You just came.
04:50Well, you know I can't be by myself.
04:56I've got Claire for you.
05:04Wait, Mum, just a sec.
05:09Stuart's cheating on me.
05:10He's cheating on me.
05:13Just push the button.
05:14Joshua, did you hear what I said?
05:17Sorry, what was happening with Stuart?
05:19Stuart's with Hazel.
05:20He's cheating on me.
05:22Hazel is his wife.
05:23Stuart's not cheating on me, Mum.
05:24He's cheating with you.
05:27That's not the right thing to say, Josh.
05:29Now you say you're sorry because my feelings are hurt.
05:31Yeah, no, sorry, you're right.
05:32I was distracted.
05:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
05:34No, no, I don't give a shit.
05:35Fuck Stuart, okay?
05:37Fine, fuck Stuart.
05:39Why do you think he was cheating?
05:40What, because I read his text.
05:42He asked her to pick up oats.
05:44That's married.
05:45It's so married, Josh.
05:46Well, I hope you're not reading my texts.
05:48Look, I'm plotting revenge.
05:49I want you to come over because you're clever.
05:51No, no, I can't.
05:52No, come on.
05:53I want to get him, please.
05:55I just, I can't, okay?
05:56Come on.
05:57I just can't.
05:58Oh, you're no fucking fun.
06:00Hi, this is Joshua.
06:02I was just sitting there with Claire.
06:03Do you have an appointment?
06:04Yeah, I had an appointment with Claire.
06:07Yeah, I was just there.
06:08There was a different nurse.
06:10I'll buzz you in.
06:14This is Josh.
06:16Hi.
06:17Hi, Josh.
06:18They wanted to pull me aside to make sure you weren't forcing me to have an abortion.
06:25Wow.
06:26That paints a dark picture of the world we live in.
06:28I know.
06:28Imagine you forcing me to do anything.
06:29Look at you.
06:31I could force.
06:32I'm tough.
06:33I'm quite tough.
06:34Big tough man.
06:35Good on you.
06:39How was the ultrasound?
06:41Well, there's a baby in me, which is pretty fucking weird.
06:45Gosh.
06:47What now?
06:48Well, Claire has opted to have a medical termination of the pregnancy.
06:52Now, she tells me you're going to be her partner through all this.
06:56Yes.
06:56So, I want you to hear what needs to be done.
06:59Okay.
07:00Yeah.
07:00Yes.
07:01Are you listening?
07:01Yes, I'm good.
07:03I'm ready.
07:04Okay.
07:05Now, she's already had the mifepristone, which stops the supply of the pregnancy hormone,
07:10which is needed to keep her pregnancy progressing and healthy.
07:14Tomorrow, she'll have the misoprostol, which will bring on the miscarriage,
07:18which will allow the pregnancy tissue to pass.
07:21That can be a bit painful.
07:23Everyone reacts differently.
07:24It could take a few days for all the tissue to pass,
07:29most likely no more than a heavy period,
07:32but you should be prepared to be irritable and emotional.
07:36Yeah.
07:38Okay.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Okay.
07:43Did you hear that?
07:44She said you're going to be emotional and irritable.
07:46Yes.
07:47Yes.
07:47Mm-hmm.
07:48You remember that.
07:49So later, if you're angry, you just remember it's not my fault.
07:53Yeah, I'll be fine.
07:55Yeah?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Maybe we should write it on your little wrist,
07:58because it's not Josh's fault.
07:59I think I'll remember.
08:01Okay.
08:03If you get a little band,
08:05and instead of saying, what would Jesus do,
08:07we can say, what would Josh do on the other side,
08:08and say nothing.
08:09You can't do anything.
08:10You've got no-one else.
08:14No-one else in the world free this weekend.
08:18Boom.
08:19All right, fine.
08:20Everything can be my fault.
08:27Oh, it's my mum.
08:28This'll be good.
08:30Hi.
08:31Oh, Josh, I'm going to get a gigolo.
08:34Wow, you have moved on quickly.
08:36Yeah, I'm going to get one with really tight shorts
08:38and a really big package,
08:40and I'm going to parade him around in front of Stuart.
08:42Yeah?
08:43Where's this parading happening?
08:45Oh, wherever he is, he's going to be so jealous.
08:48What if he's at his house with Hazel, his wife?
08:51No, I'll figure something out.
08:53Now, where do we get a gigolo?
08:54I don't know.
08:55Why do you even think you'll be jealous?
08:56You've got a prostitute.
08:57He's got a wife.
08:58This isn't a win for you.
08:59What? Oh, I'll get a girl then.
09:01That's even better.
09:03No, that doesn't make sense.
09:05Oh, OK.
09:06I'll keep thinking about this.
09:09OK, good.
09:13I thought you said she'd been getting better.
09:15Yeah, she's making plans for the future.
09:18It's a breakthrough.
09:29Don, please, call me back.
09:56I could list his DNA with the police.
10:07You've got good contacts in the police?
10:10No.
10:11Oh, well, maybe, maybe I could sneak some laxative into his food.
10:17No, I feel like I've seen that.
10:18I could tell him I've got a disease.
10:21A syphilis.
10:22Then, he'd have to tell Hazel he's got syphilis.
10:26And then, he'd also think it's gross.
10:31Well, not that anyone asks, but today I found out that I don't have wisdom teeth.
10:34I'm evolved.
10:36I think it's hot.
10:37Like an X-man.
10:38Hey, why are there no shit X-man?
10:41How are all the mutations cool?
10:43No, I imagine there are loads of shit ones.
10:45They just don't get invited to Professor Charles Xavier's school for gifted youngsters.
10:48Like a guy who's mutated into having a really dry mouth,
10:51and everyone can hear his lips in uni lectures?
10:55Does Professor Charles Xavier, does he just pretend not to see them?
10:59I see every mutant in the world with this machine.
11:03Oh, who's that kid over there with a weasel for a penis?
11:05I, I don't know what you're talking about.
11:08I just saw his dick turn into a weasel, and he sighed and said,
11:11Oh, no, not this again.
11:13No, you didn't.
11:14This conversation is shit.
11:17You okay to do anything?
11:18No.
11:19Well, I suppose we could bring him into the school to help with the rat problem.
11:24If we lost him.
11:32High ceilings.
11:36Yeah, aren't they just fabulous?
11:38Difficult to heat.
11:59Well, you're up.
12:00Yeah.
12:00Do you want to come apartment shopping with me?
12:03No, I couldn't.
12:03I just couldn't.
12:05Oh.
12:08If I...
12:09Okay, she said you take that for pain, this for nausea,
12:22and you hold these under your tongue for half an hour for termination of pregnancy.
12:26I know, Josh.
12:27Okay, I will start a little timer.
12:30And we wait.
12:42You can't really talk, can you?
12:50It's just me.
12:53Talk about whatever I like.
12:54Ooh, what does he want to talk about?
12:57Is there anything I want to talk about?
12:59We can talk about, um, are we going to talk about atheism?
13:02Do you want to talk about alternative medicine?
13:07Uh-uh.
13:08Um, it doesn't work, does it?
13:10Because you can't really put the word alternative before the word medicine, you know?
13:14You can put the word alternative before ideas.
13:16You can have an alternative fashion, you know, alternative music.
13:19But you can't have alternative facts.
13:21Claire, I was just saying, you can't have alternative facts, can you?
13:23But medicine is not, like, always fact-based.
13:25I was just saying, like, I can't understand you.
13:27Um, because you can't have alternative.
13:28But this is really alternative before medicine.
13:31You're just, like, pointing at a dog and saying, that's my alternative cat.
13:35Still not a cat.
13:36Medicine.
13:37You've been quiet for a long time.
13:46Are you okay?
13:49Yeah, quiet means I'm okay.
13:51If I'm groaning, that's how you know I'm not okay.
13:56I just, sorry, I just, I was worried you might have fainted.
13:59One time, during the national anthem.
14:03Oh, fuck.
14:04I'm never, ever, ever having sex again, okay?
14:11Okay.
14:13Ah, fuck.
14:25Babe?
14:31Babe?
14:34I think it's done.
14:37You did it.
14:41Hooray.
14:42What do I do now?
14:44Ah, I think maybe flush the toilet and then possibly have a shower.
14:52You want to see it?
14:53No.
14:55Nah.
14:56You think I should take a picture?
14:58And show it to people when they show me photos of their kids?
15:01No.
15:02Just flush the toilet.
15:03Yeah.
15:11We'll be out in a second.
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15:54So I made fried chicken and I was thinking maybe I'll say some irrational
16:00feelings that I've had over the weekend in like a modern term voice and then you
16:04can do the same and what we'll do is we just won't judge each other's feelings.
16:07Yeah? Okay. Okay. And I've had a lot. I thought that my politics would keep me
16:19safe from my feelings and I was wrong. Okay. I got jealous that you could get
16:27pregnant. I dressed up for the abortion clinic. I mean that is a nice dress that
16:35you're wearing. That is a good dress. Yeah but I think I just didn't want them to
16:39think I was like the other girls. I'm furious at myself for thinking that. I
16:45accidentally fantasised about keeping the baby. I picked out outfits. Some of
16:52those um hilariously tiny sneakers perhaps? No. No way. None of my kids. Alright.
16:57Are we done? I mean I'm out of things. I feel guilty. Yeah? Okay look I know you know
17:15I'll just say you have nothing to feel guilty about. Obviously right? Yeah maybe
17:22not guilty but like just kind of like a fuck up because touching the toilet it just
17:29reminded me of that time I forgot to feed Bert and Ernie and I had to flush them down the toilet.
17:34Yeah. It's just this is it. Like we're grown-ups. Is it? We're not practicing anymore. Shit is getting real you know?
17:52You know? Oh my god. No we're not crying and eating fried chicken. It's just it's not an image we're having in our lives.
18:02Science. It's just suck it up. Pull it together. I think everybody cries while eating fried chicken. I'm pretty
18:08sure tears are the 12th ingredient. Yeah. You know when some people get pregnant they get to throw a party.
18:16I could have had bunting. Do you want bunting? I mean I can get you bunting. If you want I can
18:21organize shit loads of bunting. Yeah. Yeah? I'm sorry. Look it's my mum yeah? Perfect timing. Definitely.
18:31I've run out of paint Josh. I've run out of paint. What are you doing? No I'm writing a word on Stuart's
18:39back lawn. I didn't bring enough paint. Okay. Um what word? I'm writing the C word. C word? I don't
18:49understand what corn? Cuticle? Cornelius? Capsicum? Yeah but I only got as far as C-U-N. I'm sorry I just I
18:58don't understand. What word were you trying to write mother? I can't say it.
19:03Haven't you got me on speaker? Oh Josh take me off speaker!
19:07Oh. Oh. Hey Tom. Mm-hmm? Do you want to meet my boyfriend?
19:27Um. Yeah. No that's. Sorry. Yes. What? No it's good. Do you not want to? No I do I do I do I just thought that would be something that kind of happened organically just over time. Are you kidding? What? Oh my god this is so humiliating. No it's good. This is no
19:57nice. This is a nice moment. We are two people deciding that they're going to be boyfriend girlfriend. No. I was just trying to be helpful. I didn't need clarification. I was I just. You're the one who needed clarification. I just thought it would be organic. Can you stop saying organic? You didn't want it to be organic. You kept accidentally referring to me as your girlfriend and then pretending to be embarrassed. No it just slipped out because it was easier than referring to as girl who sleeps at my house every single night. Nah you didn't want it to be organic. You needed clarification.
20:26This is my gift to you. Your gift? Mm-hmm. I don't need your gift. I'm fine. Maybe I'm your gift. Nah Tom you're just a pretty shit guy actually. Just a shit guy. I'm a shit guy. You're crazy. You're like a cat lady except not old. Sometimes when you kiss me I feel the oil from your nose coat my face. You have no money. I have self-esteem issues so I don't know if I'm with you because you're good or just because you're available.
20:56I feel bad to stop myself from ejaculating. Never with you. That is so awful. That is just so mean. What an awful shit guy thing to say. Oh no I've got another shit boyfriend.
21:12Well that was fucked. Hey. Hi. Hey. Maybe kiss me on the mouth. What happened? Uh we sat around awkwardly for a while and then near the end my dad apologised. Good. Then he told me in his usual tone where it's just so obvious.
21:30He thinks he thinks he's being some kind of hero. He tells me he's working on working on accepting it. That's good isn't it? No it's fucked. Yeah fuck him. Don't work on me. I'm not a project. I'm meant to be grateful that you're trying. Just be accepting. Not just accepting even just be like lovely.
21:45Your dad's a dick. He's a dick. I feel bad for saying your dad's a dick. I'm sorry. Wait. Arnold. Are you having a bad day?
22:03Claire's having a bad day. Yeah.
22:06Are you having a bad day?
22:10Hmm?
22:11Claire's having a bad day.
22:13Yeah.
22:15What are you saying?
22:18Today's the day.
22:20Today.
22:21What day?
22:22What day?
22:23The day?
22:24What day?
22:30Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Cardboard Metropolis,
22:34the most populous city in the world.
22:38Cardboard Metropolis has survived wars and tsunamis
22:42throughout all of history,
22:43but nothing could prepare the great empire
22:45for the devastation of Johnzilla.
22:53Oh, Johnzilla!
22:58Tom, you should show a video of this activity
23:00to all the new people that you meet,
23:02and then you'll never have to explain
23:03why you were never popular.
23:04John, what are you doing?
23:28Destroy the city.
23:29Oh, yeah.
23:30John's a pacifist.
23:31Did you put any dog food in there?
23:32I put so many treats in there.
23:34No, John, you've got to...
23:35This...
23:36John.
23:38Crush Card Broadway.
23:40Don't you do anything you're not comfortable with, John.
23:42Well, okay, I don't know now,
23:44because I've set up all the cameras, haven't I?
23:51Expensive and it's rubbish.
23:54Claire, you seem quite angry for some reason.
23:55Do you feel like crushing some civilization?
23:57Yeah...
24:02Yeah, okay.
24:04Oh, god, very special.
24:19Yeah, okay.