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00:00still sad still feeling sad yeah how about now
00:14sometimes i think i would be happiest if i could talk myself into enjoying sex with
00:22prostitutes and just give up on girlfriends tom i mean that is bleak even for you
00:27do you think you could enjoy having sex with prostitutes no i think i'd be too considerate
00:33of their feelings i'm not hideous though like they'd get hips worse dudes than me i'd be a relief
00:39yeah you'd be a treat that would be a treat what a gift i'd be a massive treat
00:43oh hi hey babe it's me babe oh hey babe uh what time tonight uh 11 30. you're going out tonight
00:5411 30 that's too early no one will be there do you need a chaperone because i forgot to take my
00:58clothes out of the washing machine and now they smell weird no tom you can't come tom cannot come
01:03you're not doing safe dates anymore no safety it's hardcore dates what am i meant to do let me love a
01:08long time okay i'll see you later okay is your heart fluttering yeah i'm really happy sorry
01:16sorry
01:33i left them behind
01:46Oh, look, we're still going to like a bed, like a private bed, why are we, why are we
01:54here?
01:55Hi, oh, no, no, oh my god, he's no good, yeah, Patrick, where are your friends, come on.
02:11Okay, I know this sounds bad and I promise I'm not into him, but I'm his friends, you know,
02:17I can't leave them.
02:18Oh, no, no, no, no, that sounds thoroughly decent, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Josh, yeah,
02:27Patrick, Patrick, what did you take?
02:29You have to get me out of here, I'm not good, I'm not good, oh, okay, I don't know where
02:38he lives, okay, let's do this, let's get your ex-boyfriend, you aren't really boyfriends,
02:45you okay, yeah, okay, okay, oh, I can't,
02:53Tom.
02:54Hi, Niamh.
02:55What's up?
02:56I, uh, I, I found your boots that you left here.
03:00Oh, my boots.
03:01I love those boots.
03:02Yeah, you want to come pick them up?
03:03Tom, I'm not coming over to have sex with you.
03:04Um, I just, uh, been thinking about you a lot lately.
03:08Tom, we're never having sex again.
03:09Never, ever, ever.
03:10Okay, well, we could just play video games.
03:11Goodbye, Tom.
03:12Patrick, where do you live?
03:13Where do you live?
03:14Where do you live?
03:15No, no, no.
03:16Yeah, you do.
03:17I live in your house.
03:18No, no, no, no.
03:19I'm not coming over to have sex with you.
03:20Tom, I'm not coming over to have sex with you.
03:21Um, I just, uh, been thinking about you a lot lately.
03:23Tom, we're never having sex again.
03:24Never, ever, ever.
03:25Okay, well, we could just play video games.
03:30Goodbye, Tom.
03:31Patrick, where do you live?
03:36Where do you live?
03:37No, no, no.
03:38Yeah, you do.
03:39I live in your house.
03:40No, you don't.
03:41Oh, that's right.
03:42You kicked me out because I wouldn't let you have sex with me.
03:45Hmm.
03:46You're so mean, Josh.
03:47What do we do with him?
03:48Oh, we could, we could just, like, wait.
03:51Nah, I'm hungry.
03:52Let's get something to eat.
03:53Did you ever talk about me in therapy?
03:54Um, not really.
03:55She just asked me silly questions, like, she asked me what 10-year-old me would think
04:22of current me.
04:2410-year-old you would be disappointed that you didn't build a butterfly sanctuary.
04:27Yeah, okay.
04:28I told her that 10-year-old me would be disappointed that I wasn't still seeing my friends,
04:33because when I was 10, my friends were everything to me.
04:36When I was 10, my friends were Tom.
04:38No way.
04:39Yeah.
04:40I just don't believe you don't talk about me.
04:42I'm interesting.
04:43You talk about me.
04:44Okay, yeah, you come up.
04:46What do you say?
04:47Uh, I can't tell you.
04:48Um, charming.
04:50Do you use the word charming?
04:51No.
04:52No?
04:53No, I didn't.
04:54Uh, personable?
04:55Handsome?
04:56Mighty?
04:57No, not those, like, specific words.
05:00Uh, vivacious?
05:01Turbulent?
05:02Vague?
05:03Flustered?
05:04No.
05:05No, I don't like that at all.
05:08George!
05:09Patrick!
05:10You passed out.
05:11Fuck!
05:12Where do you live?
05:13I can walk.
05:14No, we'll take you.
05:15Who are you?
05:16I'm Arnold.
05:17We, we, we met at your birthday.
05:18Arnold!
05:19Yeah!
05:20Ha, ha, ha!
05:21Arnold!
05:22Oh, shit.
05:23Okay, we, we have to follow him.
05:24Patrick!
05:25Patrick!
05:26Let's go to the beach, come on!
05:27No, we're not going to the beach.
05:28Hello?
05:29Hi.
05:30Hi.
05:31Is this Candace?
05:32It is.
05:33What's your name, sweetheart?
05:34Tom?
05:35Yeah.
05:36Who are you?
05:37Who are you?
05:38I'm Arnold.
05:39We, we, we met at your birthday.
05:40Arnold!
05:41Yeah!
05:42Ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:43Arnold!
05:44Oh, shit.
05:45Okay, we, we have to follow him.
05:46Patrick!
05:47Let's go to the beach!
05:48Come on!
05:49No, we're not going to the beach.
05:51Hello.
05:52Hi.
05:53Is this Candace?
05:54It is.
05:55What's your name, sweetheart?
05:57Tom.
05:58Hi, Tom.
05:59How are you?
06:00Good, thanks.
06:01Um, I was just wondering how much it costs.
06:04My call-out fee is $3.50 per hour.
06:08Um, uh, I need a $3.20.
06:14Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
06:16That is my fee.
06:17Okay, um, what if, like, we didn't do the whole thing?
06:22Like, maybe just third base?
06:26Which is third base?
06:28Uh, it's aural.
06:31Third base is aural, I think.
06:32Hmm, okay, I can do that.
06:34Oh, cool.
06:35Should I come now?
06:37Uh, maybe in, like, an hour?
06:40I just gotta run to the ATM.
06:41Okay, and Tom, I just need you to have a shower too, okay, sweetheart?
06:46Yeah, cool.
06:47Oh.
06:48You came.
06:49Yeah, well, wouldn't miss it.
06:50You have to piss.
06:51Uh.
06:52Uh.
06:53Uh.
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07:39Uh.
07:40That's irrational. Nobody's taking any notice of you.
07:43Nobody cares about you. Just stop doing that.
07:46Yeah? Boom! Therapy. Next problem.
07:48Uh, I have some issues with my dad.
07:51You know, about me, like, not playing football
07:54and just liking the colour pink.
07:56And butterflies? Yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah.
07:58Butterflies, yeah. I get it. I like butterflies.
08:00Okay, um, well...
08:02It doesn't matter what your dad thinks because you're an adult.
08:04So just move on. Boom. Cured.
08:07Wow. Okay, well, I don't know.
08:09No, I just... I guess I feel like I'm not good enough.
08:12Aw, babe. No, you're good enough.
08:14You're great. Good enough. Yeah.
08:17Yeah. Just enough. Boom. Therapy.
08:20Heels. No charge. Incredible.
08:23I feel better already. Not one dollar.
08:26Um, Patrick's naked in the ocean.
08:30Oh. Oh, God. No.
08:32Patrick! Patrick!
08:36Patrick!
08:36Well, take it all off.
08:43Patrick!
08:44Yeah!
08:53Patrick!
08:56What the fuck are you doing?
08:59Trying to rescue me.
09:00Yeah.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Yeah.
09:03Yeah, wow, loser.
09:04Oh, my God.
09:05I miss you.
09:06Yeah.
09:07Okay, you don't.
09:08You just don't.
09:09Can we please...
09:09Can we please go in?
09:13Patrick!
09:15Can we please go in?
09:16No!
09:20I just...
09:21I think maybe I love you.
09:23You don't.
09:24No, you don't.
09:25Come on.
09:26Let's go.
09:27Let's go in.
09:27No.
09:28You suck.
09:30Here we go.
09:31Hey, Arnold!
09:34Arnold!
09:36Arnold!
09:39Arnold!
09:42Where are you going?
09:44I just...
09:44I saw you guys kissing and I...
09:46I just want to give you some space.
09:49No, Arnold.
09:51I'm not into him.
09:52Yeah, you are.
09:52I know you are.
09:53It's okay.
09:53I get it.
09:54He's more fun than me anyway.
09:56I'm high maintenance.
09:57No, Arnold, man.
09:57I want to hang with you, Josh.
09:59I'm the wrong choice.
10:00A bad choice.
10:01No, I mean, I don't think so.
10:04Josh, I just...
10:05I want to go home, okay?
10:07I'm just seeking...
10:07I think you're right.
10:08I think you're a good choice.
10:09A solid choice.
10:10I think...
10:10You know, I would like to be boyfriend.
10:13No, we can't, okay?
10:14What is happening here?
10:27Panic attack.
10:28Okay.
10:30What do I...
10:31What do I do?
10:33Nothing.
10:33Absolutely nothing.
10:37Just don't touch me, please.
10:39Please don't touch me.
10:40Do you need me to, like, call an ambulance?
10:44No.
10:45No ambulance.
10:46Joey, I can, like, give you some nice compliments.
10:49You just need to shut the fuck up and leave me alone, okay?
10:51Please.
10:52Okay.
10:52Okay.
11:08I'll be over here when you're ready.
11:13I'm sorry.
11:15I'm going to go home now.
11:45Do you know how to get there?
11:49I'll adjust up there.
12:06Can I talk now?
12:07Yeah.
12:08I think I have to go.
12:10My dad's going to propose.
12:12Okay.
12:13Uh, what do you want to do?
12:17Do you want me to take you home?
12:19Hospital.
12:20Oh, fuck.
12:21I just don't think I can go in the middle of the night.
12:26Do you want to come watch my dad propose?
12:27I'm not going in a hot air balloon.
12:29Yeah, of course.
12:30Yeah, of course.
12:42Guys, we're here.
12:44Sorry I'm late.
12:44Oh, yeah, I'm here.
12:46Hey, mate.
12:47Oh, look at you.
12:49I told you we'd struggle with the early start.
12:52Why are you sandy?
12:53I went to the beach.
12:55Right.
12:55Arnold.
12:56Yeah?
12:56We met at Josh's cart and the zoo.
12:58I'm not going in the blue.
12:59Oh, thank heavens.
13:00They won't let us take the baby out.
13:02What do you mean they won't let us take the baby out?
13:03Yeah, the man just did.
13:04There's no way.
13:05It's not possible.
13:06Oh, that's nonsense.
13:07I decide where the baby goes.
13:08You can take it.
13:09I can't take a baby.
13:11Yeah, Arnold's delicate.
13:12No, no, no, no.
13:13I'll have a word to him.
13:14No, no, no.
13:14No words.
13:15Everyone, just breathe it out.
13:17And you can take care of Grace.
13:18I can't take care of her.
13:19Oh, God.
13:19Oh, nonsense.
13:21She's tiny.
13:22Does she do anything?
13:24I thought I was just going to sit in the field and watch the sunrise.
13:27I'm so sorry.
13:28Okay.
13:29Come.
13:29Come on, fellas.
13:36Gee, you can really feel the radian there, can't you?
14:01Feel the warmth against your face, Jeff?
14:02Yeah, definitely feel it.
14:04Yeah.
14:04Definitely feel it.
14:05Oh, beautiful up here.
14:09I see when I look at your face.
14:11Your face look awful, Josh.
14:13Big night.
14:15Big night.
14:19All right, guys.
14:20We're about halfway there.
14:22So we're going to start at the same time.
14:23Check it out.
14:33Nice.
14:34Hi.
14:35Hi.
14:36Huh?
14:36What are you doing?
14:38Um, I think I'm going to stand up, actually.
14:44My...
14:44Oh, my God.
14:48From the moment I met you, I knew that my life was about to change.
14:54Oh, my God.
14:55And you deserve so much more than I can give you, but it's the least I can do to stand here
15:00and to make this official.
15:07You're my best friend.
15:08You're my lover.
15:19You're the mother of my child.
15:23What?
15:24You're the mother of my child.
15:25Um, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?
15:34Bye.
15:35Will you marry me, May?
15:42Oh, Alan.
15:45No.
15:46No.
15:49What?
15:50Oh, this is so sweet, but you know that I don't want to get married.
15:58Oh.
15:58Oh, my God.
16:19You love my parents.
16:21Nobody.
16:21No, it's so sweet.
16:23Oh, geez.
16:25Hi.
16:25Hi.
16:25Hey.
16:26Loose.
16:26Hi.
16:27Hello.
16:28Hello.
16:28Hello.
16:33Hi.
16:33Hi.
16:38Hey, come on.
16:45Over the years of my baby.
16:47No.
16:47Hi.
16:47Sorry.
16:48Sorry, you think we're out of control and pretty smashed.
17:05Yes.
17:07Oh, one date with Josh and you're checking yourself back into a mental home, Arnold?
17:11Why?
17:12We don't call it that, Rose.
17:13Oh, we do.
17:15Can't we, Hannah?
17:15Yeah, we have.
17:18Uh, Arnold, I couldn't fit my body wash in.
17:20You can have it.
17:21It's oatmeal.
17:22Thanks, Hannah.
17:23I'll probably be back in a couple of days.
17:24Oh, nonsense.
17:25Did you bring my car?
17:26No, I couldn't.
17:27Oh, that's okay.
17:27Hannah's got a car.
17:28Oh, it's a very nice car.
17:30Okay.
17:32I guess I'll help you with your things.
17:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, just don't.
17:35I can do it.
17:36I can do things.
17:36I need to do things, all right?
17:37Well, I'll come back later.
17:38I'll bring your car over later.
17:39No, rather you didn't.
17:40You've got to get on with your own life.
17:42I get on.
17:43I get on with my life.
17:43I have a life.
17:44Being alive is not the same as having a life.
17:48All right, Arnold, let's get you settled in.
17:51This is so weird.
17:52I mean, like, isn't it weird?
17:53Like, just as we're leaving, Arnold's checking back in.
17:55I mean, that's really weird.
18:01Oh.
18:02Oh, sorry.
18:04Oh.
18:04See you.
18:06Come on, Hannah.
18:07Shall we go?
18:08Let's go.
18:08Okay.
18:08See you, Josh.
18:09Bye.
18:10Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
18:12See you, Hannah.
18:13You're looking good, babe.
18:14Thanks, man.
18:19Do you want me to stay?
18:21I think Arnold just needs a bit of a rest, Josh.
18:25Yeah, do you...
18:26Do you want a rest?
18:29Yeah, yeah, I really do.
18:31Okay.
18:33Okay.
18:34It's fine.
18:35Thanks, Josh.
18:35Thanks, Josh.
18:35I use that at home.
18:40That's a nicer pattern.
18:41Do it, do it, do it.
19:11Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
19:17This is nice, isn't it?
19:20It's pretty good.
19:23So he won and it was all over the newspapers and we got news back from the cuttings from
19:29Japan, from Hong Kong, from Taiwan, that the Chinese had got into the Melbourne City Council.
19:36It was quite a big deal.
19:38Oh, Hannah.
19:39Oh, gosh.
19:41Oh, wow.
19:42No, not at all.
19:43Oh, good call.
19:44Absolutely right.
19:46I'm...
19:47I did not read that right.
19:48I'm really flattered though.
19:49Oh, don't be.
19:50I, um, I did not want to do that.
19:53That's what I was supposed to do.
19:57Panicked.
19:58Oh, God.
19:59Never mind.
20:00Why are you listening to sad music?
20:01You should not listen to sad music.
20:02You should listen to something fun.
20:03You know, like, like Beyonce.
20:04Always Beyonce.
20:05I've decided relationships out for me.
20:06I'm not doing them.
20:07I'm done with love.
20:08Tom, if you never fall in love, then I'll be your deepest relationship.
20:09Yeah.
20:10Tom, I would be your the one.
20:11Meh.
20:12We have fun.
20:13Tom.
20:14You can't be my the one.
20:15Yeah.
20:16Why are you listening to sad music?
20:18If you're sad, you should not listen to sad music.
20:20You should listen to something fun, you know, like Beyonce.
20:22Always Beyonce.
20:24I've decided relationships aren't for me.
20:26I'm not doing them.
20:28I'm done with love.
20:30Tom, if you never fall in love, then I'll be your deepest relationship.
20:32Yeah?
20:34Tom, I would be your The One.
20:36Meh. We have fun.
20:40Tom, you can't be my The One.
20:42Yeah. You have Arnold.
20:44No.
20:46No, I don't.
20:48What happened?
20:49He had a breakdown.
20:50He had like an actual breakdown.
20:52So I'm trying really hard not to take it personally.
20:55Great.
20:56No.
20:57Tom, not great.
20:59Did you know that we've been friends since we were ten?
21:02Yes.
21:03What do you think that ten-year-old you would think about you if he could see you now?
21:07Ten-year-old me just wanted to sit in the dark and play computer games and eat chips.
21:13Wow.
21:14Ten-year-old you would be just so happy with you, yeah?
21:16Yeah.
21:17Nailed it.
21:18You know people always say you should listen to your inner child?
21:20Hmm.
21:21I don't think that's a good idea.
21:23No.
21:24Do you want to play Mario Kart?
21:27Hmm.
21:28Hmm.
21:29Or bake or make rose-flavored popsicles or whatever.
21:34Or I'll let you straighten my hair again.
21:37Yeah.
21:38Hmm.
21:39Hmm.
21:40Hmm.
21:41Hmm.
21:42Hmm.
21:43Hmm.
21:44You know I'm like, I'm here for you, right?
21:47Well, you have nowhere else to be.
21:49Yeah.
21:50No.
21:51Uh, I'm gonna go.
21:53Oh.
21:54No.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Decoupage?
21:57Hush.
21:58Sorry.
21:59I, um, hired a prostitute last night and when she turned up I hid in the dark.
22:14So, if you run into any pimps, that's, that's what that is.
22:18Okay.
22:19I'll keep an eye out.
22:21Turn my music back on.
22:23Ah.
22:37Hey.
22:44Josh, I, I really meant it when I said I'm in no place to be boyfriends.
22:57Yeah.
22:58Josh, I can't handle it.
23:03Yeah.
23:04We aren't being boyfriends, we're just two buddies other than that.
23:09Can I handle a nap?
23:11Yeah.
23:12Yeah.
23:33Here we go.
23:34Yum, yum, yum.
23:36Yum, yum, yum.
23:37Yum, yum, yum.
23:38Yum, yum, yum.
23:40Yum, yum, yum.
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