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  • 6/5/2025

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00:00MUSIC
00:11Hey, hey, what?
00:12Painting over the cracks?
00:15That was a joke.
00:16Oh, Kat, come on.
00:18You've got to let Jean get used to the idea
00:20that you've now hopped into bed with Harvey, so to speak.
00:24She slapped me round the face and said I ain't a Slater anymore.
00:28No, I'll get it. That was yesterday, but today you should...
00:29It'll be different, you know.
00:31I only just said Amy's babysitting.
00:33And?
00:35Well, I don't need babysitting.
00:37And not by someone I hang around with.
00:38Are you trying to embarrass me or what?
00:40You said earlier, and I'm quoting here,
00:42I ain't babysitting while you two pretend Stag and Hendoo it up.
00:46And if I get a phone call from Amy interrupting my Hendoo,
00:49there will be trouble.
00:50I do know it's fate, don't I?
00:52I'm not even getting married, for real.
00:53OK, Mush. A couple of things here, all right?
00:55Number one, we're not getting married. Not yet, but we will be doing.
00:59For real.
01:01And when we do get married,
01:04we're going to be best men.
01:06For real? You're meant for real, innit?
01:08Right? Yeah, for real.
01:10Hey, Kat, look.
01:12Tommy Moon's cracked the smile.
01:14You lot are nice.
01:15Yeah, you're a nice.
01:16Hey, stop using my aftershave, because it stinks on you.
01:19I think I will go and see Jean.
01:20Very well, yeah.
01:21Well, maybe you're right.
01:23You know, now she's had time to sleep on it,
01:24she might see my point of view.
01:28Don't ever mention Kat's name in this house again.
01:31Oh, no, come on.
01:31I don't mean that.
01:32She's dead to me.
01:33Oi.
01:33You're the one that always says that we never turn our back on our family.
01:37But because they stab you in the back.
01:38No, it's the hag.
01:39You've got to be there.
01:40Hag.
01:41Hen and stag.
01:42It's a mash-up, innit?
01:43Like Ant and Dick, I'm not interested in anything that woman ever does again.
01:49Kat and Harvey are hiring limos.
01:51Not eloping.
01:53So, get a frock on, and let's get hammered at their expense.
01:58You're going?
01:59Of course I am.
02:02Then, Cotton, what are we going to do?
02:06Ignore her, and let's get our groove on, yeah?
02:09Come on.
02:13Have I told you lately that I love you?
02:23Have I told you there's no one else above you?
02:29This is our karaoke night.
02:31We should be heaving.
02:33Are we?
02:34What Marie does in her own time is her business.
02:37But I'm concerned about the lack of our business.
02:40Yeah, well, Kat and Alfie have got their bag thing going on over at Harry's Bimes.
02:45Bound to affect us.
02:46Oh, that's a bit pitchy.
02:48Oh, listen, I'm going to have to get Felix.
02:50Felix!
02:51Oh, very early.
02:51We're going to lose all our customers.
02:56Thank you, Strictly!
02:57Ooh, I think I might wander over to the Albert later, see if Cindy's even bothered to open up.
03:02But who does she think she is, thinking we'd work for free?
03:04She is delusional.
03:06Darling, she doesn't care about anyone.
03:08Yeah, well, let's see how she manages with no staff.
03:11And no customers.
03:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:15Oh.
03:16Kill me now.
03:17Thanks and pray you so much for the rest of the world.
03:23Welcome to the new era of inclusivity.
03:28The new Prince of Ireland.
03:32This, this is my song.
03:35Everywhere I'm going to, everywhere I'm going to.
03:41Yes, I sing.
03:43Oh.
03:53Look, I know what you think of me, Jean, but I'm just, I'm just doing what's best for my family.
03:58And you're too important to me to just carry on.
04:01If I was that important, you would never have gone into business with Harvey.
04:04I was tricked into it.
04:05Well, then walk away.
04:07Well, the wedding's tied up in it.
04:09Kathy and Harvey are paying for half of it.
04:11Well, three quarters once I've fiddled the invoices.
04:14But that's it.
04:15They're nothing more to me than that.
04:17I wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire.
04:18So please, Jean, please, can we just move on?
04:22Move on, move on.
04:24That's all Freddie and Mo keep saying to me.
04:26Do you not think that I've tried?
04:29I can't.
04:30And believe me, I want to, but I'm stuck.
04:33Something's stopping me and I hate it.
04:35Look, you saw how I was in pieces when Phil cheated on me, eh?
04:42But look at me now.
04:44You know, I'm moving on with Alfie.
04:45I haven't got an Alfie.
04:47I haven't got a man to fall back on who thinks I'm wonderful, no matter how badly I treat them.
04:53Hang on a minute.
04:54No, I won't.
04:56You betrayed me.
04:58You don't love me.
05:01Love?
05:04You reported my tummy to the social.
05:07I had my boy taken off me and you stand there preaching family loyalty to me.
05:13You only went next door to live with Zach.
05:15Didn't know that when you reported me, did you?
05:17What you did was far worse than me and Alfie renting a limo with Harvey and Kathy.
05:25You tore my family to pieces, yeah?
05:28But I forgave you in time.
05:31I moved on from the hurt and the pain you caused me.
05:35So no, Jean.
05:36No.
05:37I'm sick of feeling guilty about a business deal.
05:40You neglected Harvey and pushed him into the arms of another woman.
05:59Right, Kathy?
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:02Can I just grab an ice bun, please?
06:04Louie's been demanding one.
06:06About to leave the boys with Penny.
06:08Oh, yeah.
06:11So did you know Peter's looking to get full custody?
06:15Er, he did mention it, yeah.
06:18Oh.
06:19Thanks for the heads up.
06:21Oh, look, Lauren, it won't come to anything.
06:24If you could just sort things out and move forward together.
06:27I know there's still love there.
06:30No, he's just waiting for me to fall off the wagon and then he's gonna swoop in.
06:33He's gonna take my boys away from me.
06:36Well, they are his sons, too.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Yeah, I know.
06:41And if he's happy with seeing him just, you know, every other weekend and half the summer
06:45holidays, then fine.
06:46He's gonna have to take me to court then, isn't he?
06:47But until then, he's not getting a-looking.
06:51Look, I...
06:52I hope that I can trust you, Kathy.
06:54Because you, you can see the boys whenever you want.
06:58Honestly, you can.
06:58But just not Ian.
07:00Not Cindy.
07:02Well, you know I am always gonna take Pete aside.
07:05You know that.
07:07But, yes.
07:09No, you can trust me.
07:10But don't go turning your back on everyone, Lauren.
07:13You are gonna need help.
07:15Yeah, well, I have.
07:16I've got my own family.
07:24Look, come on, Thomas.
07:25You can do this.
07:26You'll be great.
07:26Come on.
07:27You come and sit.
07:28Come on.
07:29You've got this.
07:29Five, six, seven, eight.
07:38It started with a kiss.
07:42Never thought it would come to this.
07:47It started with a kiss.
07:51Never thought it would come to this.
07:56How long do you have to stay?
07:59Yeah, I know.
08:00Karaoke normally brings in a bit of crowds.
08:02Would you rather be back at mine, you know, just the two of us?
08:06Yes.
08:07But there's hardly anyone else here.
08:09And I don't want to watch that ground, all right?
08:13Well, babe, you need to decide which drag queen you want to please the most.
08:19Yes, G.
08:20Any thoughts?
08:22I think I'll have a brandy.
08:25And before you ask if I'm sure and what am I doing drinking on my own, don't.
08:29Just pour the brandy.
08:31I knew it.
08:32Betrayed by my own family.
08:34Join the club.
08:36Put the mics down.
08:38Hello?
08:38Put the mics down.
08:40Look, I've got your costume at home, yeah?
08:42Where is the support for the hen and stag organiser?
08:45Put the support...
08:46Look, just forget this thing.
08:49Come on, Matt.
08:50Oi, you can't just come in here and drag away all our hunters.
08:53I'm not being funny, Shalane, but you might want to do yourself a favour and come with us, yeah?
08:57It's dead in here.
08:59Unlike the Albert, now that's where the party is.
09:02What the hell are you talking about?
09:04The Albert, you know, Cindy's launch.
09:06Now, I will admit I did nip in for a free shot.
09:10And, mate, I had to push myself through a crowd of hot, sweaty men.
09:13Well, she's got no staff.
09:15Oh, she's got a load of staff.
09:16Even Jean is serving behind the bar.
09:18We did see him down.
09:19Come on, let's go.
09:19Come on, quick, quick.
09:25Jean, come on.
09:27Why would I want to go and celebrate anything to do with Kat and Alfie?
09:30Well, it's their big night, innit?
09:32And they want everything to be perfect.
09:34And you being there would make their night.
09:37Come on, you two.
09:37Let's go.
09:39Perfect.
09:40Perfect.
09:43I suppose I could make an appearance.
09:46Oh, it gets worse every time.
09:50I know, I know.
09:51It's like...
09:51Oi, you still want that nip, bro?
09:53She got you proper good, bro.
09:55She shoots.
09:56She scores.
09:57Cold karma.
09:58And it's manned out.
09:59Just a scare anyway.
10:01Watch your mouth, bro.
10:02You'll be a loser.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Total loser.
10:08Jean can go and stew, as far as I'm concerned.
10:11Oh, she'll get over it.
10:12I don't know if you're excited.
10:13What about our fake wedding?
10:16Okay, I'll get it.
10:16I know we're doing it back to the front, right?
10:18But we're going to have some top-notch promo pics, a wedding package.
10:22We'll have a few drinks.
10:23Knees up.
10:24Before your night, you'll have a ring on your finger.
10:25And we'll be well and truly spliced.
10:27I'm used to romantic.
10:29Come here.
10:30Well, you know, Kat, I love you within my heart.
10:41I know you do.
10:43Yeah.
10:44It's a deafest apart for sure, yeah?
10:46Mm-hmm.
10:47Okay.
10:50I love you, Kat.
10:51I love you, darling.
10:52Come.
10:54Cindy's party looks like a riot.
10:57Why don't we dump her and just join the game?
10:59Now, Kim's skin us for life, she will.
11:01Oh, I'm going to tell you.
11:03Now, it's about time.
11:04Yeah, okay, I apologize.
11:05Okay, we just thought you were going to get the first round in, that's all.
11:07Oh, do me a favour, as if.
11:09What is that limo doing here?
11:10Your guests wish to arrive in Starmark.
11:13Welcome to your hang.
11:16What?
11:17Well, it's the theme of your hang, babe.
11:20Yeah.
11:20I'm going to be down the street.
11:24All right, Alfie, get your kit off and put this leather print on.
11:34Yeah, Alfie.
11:35Put it on.
11:36All right, Alfie.
11:37Oh, Mum. Oh, do you need more mixers?
11:54No, no. I just mean to say, it's really good. I'm really pleased to go so well.
12:00I mean what I said, you know, about turning everything around.
12:04You, Anna. Peter, you're my focus. Now, my only focus.
12:08And I swear I am never leaving you again. I swear.
12:12I want you here with me, running this place, yeah?
12:15Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
12:22I'm just going to play our favourite song.
12:26Right, I'm going to go get you.
12:28Is it a good idea?
12:30Absolutely.
12:32You don't mind me enjoying yourself.
12:34Oh, Ben said I need to get out more, sir.
12:36What, like a...
12:38No, you pass?
12:39No, no, nothing like that. Just getting out the flat, you know?
12:42Yeah.
12:43The dancer keeps smiling at me.
12:44Mm-hmm.
12:45I'll put a fiver in his pants. See where that gets you.
12:50What's up?
12:52Congratulations.
12:54I bought you a bottle of the good stuff. Don't you celebrate?
12:56Oh!
12:57Thanks, Elaine. I'm, er... I'm surprised.
13:00I'm flattered.
13:01Gina, a cup of drinks over here, please.
13:03I said to George, it's important to be supportive.
13:05Oh, well, I couldn't have done it without him.
13:07I mean, the agency staff were brilliant.
13:09I mean, the dancers, just a genius idea.
13:12Yeah, her staff walked out, so I helped out, then.
13:15A bit?
13:16You and Gina were here helping me for hours.
13:19Oh, sorry.
13:21Didn't you not know?
13:22Of course I did.
13:24It was my idea.
13:29Lanny, she was on her own.
13:31She just needed some help.
13:34This is the competition.
13:35She needs to fail.
13:37When you say competition, do you mean a bit or you?
13:39Because all I did was move some boxes and do a bit of painting.
13:42Then why didn't you tell me?
13:43Then let me walk in here and get humiliated with egg all over me face.
13:46She's not your wife anymore, George.
13:49I am.
13:50And you need to talk to me like the partner you're supposed to be.
13:53And not keep things behind your back like some schoolboy.
13:56I knew you'd react this way.
13:58Then why did you help her?
14:00Can't you see she's trying to get in between us again?
14:03She's had the son, now she wants the father.
14:06Well, I'm not having him.
14:07I'm done.
14:08I'm running.
14:09I'm running.
14:10You all right?
14:11He's out.
14:12All right, baby!
14:13All right, he's up.
14:22All right, baby.
14:25All right, all right.
14:27I wonder you've got a better back.
14:33I'm going to shake the snake.
14:35Shake the snake?
14:36Who says that?
14:37Elvis.
14:38Leave now, now, now, and see the attraction.
14:40I wonder you walk like that.
14:43You're supposed to be dressed like cat.
14:49I don't want to dress as a woman.
14:50Oh, yeah?
14:51Since when?
14:53I was a lot younger, and if I remember correctly, you were the one who dared me.
14:56Yeah, well, your chest was still bigger than mine in that corset.
15:02I'll be back in a minute.
15:13I haven't seen you around in a while.
15:16Wouldn't have thought you wanted to.
15:19And I see that you've made absolutely no effort to get into the party's spirit.
15:25Well, it's hard to improve on perfection.
15:30It's good to see you, Denise.
15:31Yeah, it's good to see you, Tim.
15:39You made the right choice.
15:42Yeah, I know I did.
15:48Just saying hello.
15:50Oh, yeah, that's what people notice about you, babe.
15:52Your impeccable manners.
15:54I'll tell you now, Harry, cat has a beard like that most mornings.
15:57Oi!
15:57I heard that.
15:59And also, I've got to tell you right now, I do have a nice set of pins.
16:03Have you ever shaved them?
16:04I don't want to do that, unfortunately.
16:05Well, that's a better definition, I feel you.
16:06Yeah, if they look good, now, you should see them after a bit of hair removal.
16:09Oh, yeah, exactly.
16:10Ladies, five shots.
16:13Here we go, everybody.
16:15One, two, three.
16:18Oh, goodness.
16:20Here I've got me to show you my months here.
16:26It was a holiday drag contest.
16:29What?
16:30It was a what?
16:31It was a last holiday.
16:32Okay, did you win?
16:33Come on, Miles.
16:34Oh, yeah, I can see it.
16:36Oh, yeah, I can see it.
16:37Don't let them film it.
16:38I'm touching it.
16:39Oh, what are you doing?
16:42Checking out the pins.
16:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:58Jean?
16:59Oh.
17:00She was trying to set the fire alarm off.
17:02What?
17:02No, stop looking at me.
17:04I just want to go home.
17:05Why would you stoop so low and try to ruin our party?
17:09What are you thinking?
17:09Nothing!
17:10I wasn't thinking anything but to hurt you and you.
17:15Dancing, celebrating.
17:17You might as well be dancing on my grave.
17:18Oh, come on.
17:19No, you don't get to speak to me.
17:22Because humans ruined everything.
17:28Everything.
17:29Jean, come here.
17:30I don't think so.
17:35Your mum's paying me until they get back.
17:37Well, the twins are asleep and there's no way you're babysitting me.
17:40Why are you hanging out with him?
17:44Because he's my mate.
17:46He's a creep.
17:49The girls around here are dead, bro.
17:52Want to pay my console?
17:53Maybe.
17:54Or, uh, maybe we could do something else?
18:00Does your...
18:01Does your dad ever let you use his credit card?
18:03Yeah.
18:04Once or twice.
18:06Only for games, though.
18:07Right.
18:07So, you know his card details, then?
18:11Because I was in the drawer.
18:13Right.
18:14Get it.
18:14Trust me, mate.
18:29It's going to be worth it.
18:30Woo-hoo!
18:36That's it!
18:37Yeah!
18:40Woo!
18:41There you go!
18:43How come you're not dressed as me, then?
18:45Oh, it's too late to make an effort.
18:47But we need this manicured, well-class act.
18:49I am channeling my Margaret Street white boy, well-classed, sell-by-day.
18:53Okay.
18:53Keep the change, shall I?
18:54That's right!
18:55Let's keep the change!
18:57There's my worst nightmare right there, all them cats.
18:59There you go, sweetheart.
19:00Come on, get it down your neck.
19:01Oh, no, I'm not in the mood.
19:03Okay, enough.
19:04I get it.
19:05Why don't you just go to see Jean?
19:06What's the point?
19:07She hates me.
19:08Most people around here hate you, but you still talk to them, don't you?
19:11I just don't want to see her hurt.
19:13I know, I get it.
19:13Me neither.
19:16Right, I'll down this.
19:17I'll go around there and I'll make her talk to me, yeah?
19:19Good girl.
19:19If anyone can do it, you can.
19:20I'm proud of you.
19:21All right.
19:21Come on, go and join them.
19:22Yeah, I will do.
19:23Just me gusset's riding at the moment.
19:25Right, mate, space.
19:26I'm coming in!
19:27Oh!
19:29Do you know, I really hoped you would forget about this custody thing.
19:40I'm stepping up for my boys like you told me to.
19:45You think I'm going to wait around for Lauren to start drinking and popping pills again?
19:49Oh, stop it, Peter.
19:51You're just being spiteful now.
19:52No, I'm not.
19:54Lauren was an amazing mum to Louis.
19:55She was, but Jimmy's blind, Grant.
20:00We have no idea how hard it's going to be on her if she just pushes me away.
20:05I've arranged to meet a family lawyer.
20:07Oh.
20:09Grant, don't.
20:09I need your support with this, 100%, yeah?
20:13All right.
20:15Mum's expecting me.
20:17Oh, you're not going over there?
20:18Like you said.
20:20You've got to support your family.
20:28Okay.
20:30I should have told you.
20:31Yes.
20:33You should.
20:36Cindy's trying her best to do what's right by Peter and the girls.
20:39Of course, I stepped in when I saw she was struggling on her own.
20:44Anyone would have.
20:45I'm not bothered about anyone.
20:48I'm bothered about you.
20:50Going behind my back.
20:52Again.
20:58Oh, where are you going?
21:02I'm going back to the elbow.
21:04To apologise for my wife's behaviour.
21:07Okay?
21:07Okay.
21:09If I knew it was you, I wouldn't let you in.
21:16We need to sort this out, Jean.
21:18All right?
21:22I'm sorry.
21:23I haven't thought about your feelings, and I should have done,
21:26and I'm sorry what I said about Stacey, you going off and leaving her.
21:31She said I could go.
21:33She said that she was getting better.
21:36I know.
21:37I'm sorry.
21:43And I'm sorry I tried to ruin your party.
21:46And I'm glad that you're marrying Alfie.
21:50I don't think I'll be able to attend, though.
21:53Ain't you meant to wait to hear when it is before saying that?
21:55I don't know why I'm being like this.
22:01I feel so old, alone, a victim, to be scammed, cheated, lied to.
22:16I know.
22:16I know.
22:17And I and no-one else should tell you to just get over it.
22:25I'm not getting fake married without you.
22:27God, that'd be silly.
22:28I'm not.
22:30I'll tell Alfie to wait till you're ready.
22:32I'm not trying to guilt trip you.
22:35I mean it.
22:36So I'll wait.
22:39Jean, you mean so much to me.
22:43More than you'll ever know.
22:44It's more than family with us.
22:59More than family.
23:00No, it's great, Mum.
23:04I'm really happy for you.
23:05For us.
23:06I'm doing this for you and the girls.
23:08I want to prove to you that I can be responsible and successful in business.
23:13You don't need to prove anything to me.
23:16Have you sort things out with Lauren yet?
23:20For what it's worth, I've learnt the hard way not to give up on love.
23:25I...
23:25I'll be downstairs, yeah?
23:29All right, Mum.
23:31All right.
23:32Helen.
23:34Sorry, I didn't know you hadn't told Elaine.
23:36Don't give me that.
23:38If that dancer decides to sue me...
23:41Forget about the dancer.
23:43You should have kept your mouth shut and I've already spoken to Elaine about her behaviour.
23:47I'm really worried about Peter.
23:49I think he's blown it with Lauren.
23:51I mean, what if she decides to take the boys and move away?
23:54Then I've never seen my grandkids again.
23:59I'm sorry.
24:00I'm just, uh...
24:01I've been really stressed about tonight.
24:03I appreciate that.
24:04And I do understand you.
24:07I never deserved you, George.
24:09And neither does Elaine.
24:11I hope you know that.
24:12Stop before you say anything else.
24:16Because you don't know in my marriage.
24:19Maybe I don't deserve it, Elaine.
24:25Tommy's fast asleep.
24:26Three of them look like little angels when they're kiffin.
24:28I've got a visit.
24:29I've got a visit.
24:31Jean.
24:32Are you all right?
24:33I couldn't leave things as they were.
24:38Good.
24:38I'm glad.
24:40And I want you to get married.
24:42Of course I do.
24:43And of course I'll be there.
24:44Don't give up on me, please.
24:47No.
24:48Come here.
24:49Oh, Jean.
24:50Hi.
24:51Listen.
24:52I ain't got to say this if you don't mean it right.
24:54It is okay.
24:56No, I do mean it.
24:57I do.
24:58When you went out the door, I said to myself,
25:00Jean, what are you doing?
25:02Pushing someone away who loves you.
25:06Listen, just because we've gone into business with Harvey and Kathy,
25:09it doesn't mean they're our friends.
25:10Yeah, I know.
25:11Let us and Kat's right.
25:11We don't really even tolerate them.
25:13No.
25:14So let's not spoil it by talking about them.
25:17So, um, well, I've said what I've come to say.
25:21So, um, yeah, it's time for my cocoa now.
25:23Okay, go on.
25:24I'll walk you on.
25:24No, no, no.
25:25It's okay.
25:25No, I insist.
25:26I insist.
25:27Come on.
25:28See you later.
25:29Yeah.
25:31Right, um, I'm going to get on the website and book those doves, yeah?
25:35Yes.
25:36Make sure it's the real deal, okay?
25:38Because pigeons do not have the same impact.
25:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:41Brr, brr, brr, brr.
25:45Right.
25:52Alf?
25:53Wow.