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00:00Ah, smell that!
00:14Ah, you know what? I thought that was you.
00:17What told you about having a curry just before bedtime?
00:19Just the smell of divorce.
00:21Shall I tell you what that is, Cat?
00:23That is the woody fragrance of hope, my love.
00:27Tinged with an underbelly of regret.
00:30But always believing that anything and everything is possible.
00:35I'll shake to be all right there, you know.
00:36See, what you got to do, sweetheart,
00:37now you've got time to shake off the shackles of Phil Mitchell.
00:40You know what I mean?
00:41Oh, listen, by the way,
00:42if I bring up the Harvey limo thing again,
00:44you're not going to kick off like last night, are you?
00:46It's a done deal now. Come on.
00:48And also, I'm going to have a chat with the photographer
00:50about the photo shoot next week,
00:52so if you want any input, that's good.
00:54Great. That'll be good.
00:55Gene, don't give him a tip unless he gets off his backside
00:59and outslid the cases.
01:00Gene's back.
01:01Gene, you're listening to me.
01:03What are you laughing at?
01:04I'm just laughing at what you...
01:06It's funny.
01:08Just...
01:09No, I just thought that.
01:11Oh, come on, then.
01:23What's your plan?
01:25I rang Dad first thing.
01:28And?
01:29I'm going for custody, Grant.
01:32I thought you'd be happy I'm fighting for my boys.
01:39Peter, what about Lauren?
01:41You love her?
01:42No.
01:43No, no, no, not anymore.
01:45Oh, what, you think love is like a light switch
01:48you can just turn on and off?
01:50You should be grateful you've got a woman as strong as Lauren.
01:53As strong?
01:54Gran, she'll be back on the bottle any day.
01:56Any day.
01:57I know she tried the other day and Linda stopped her.
02:00So no, I'm not leaving my boys with her
02:02and just hoping or praying that she don't relapse.
02:05It ain't happening.
02:06Well, maybe if you work things out with her,
02:08she wouldn't need to relapse.
02:10You know, it hurt people do stupid things at times.
02:14Look, darling, all I'm saying is don't be so quick
02:17to throw it all away.
02:19Just think about it.
02:21Before you go ahead and do something that can't be undone.
02:27Come on, darling, you don't need Dutch curry.
02:33Look, you do things your way, I'll do her mine.
02:36Listen, she might not find out about it for a while.
02:39What planet are you on?
02:41The second she walks into the Vic,
02:43the second she walks into the shop,
02:44she'll find out that I've got into partnership with Harvey.
02:47Eh?
02:48Talk about your family sleeping with the enemy.
02:50Oh, no.
02:51That's when you were shacked up with Phil, remember?
02:53Oh, shut up.
02:54It's like that saying, you know, when you fall off a bike.
02:56I've never had a bike.
02:58My dad said I've never had the knees for it.
03:01No, you know, when you fall off and, you know,
03:03you've got to get back on it again.
03:05Well, what are you talking about bikes for?
03:06It's limos that Jean's going to be worried about.
03:08Okay, well, just tell it wasn't your fault.
03:12Okay?
03:13And then you got duped into signing a deal before, yeah?
03:15I don't think she's going to care about the whys or wherefores.
03:18She's just going to look at me as Judas.
03:21She ain't going to be bothered.
03:22She ain't going to think about it.
03:23She's been on holiday.
03:24She's moving on.
03:25I bet she's having holiday romance.
03:26I'll give her a couple of days.
03:27It'll be some Greek bloke knocking on the door
03:29with a ring and a half-eating shish kebab.
03:31She stayed with Fat Elvis in his bungalow in Slough,
03:35not touring the meds.
03:37Oh, whatever.
03:38Come on, it's Jean.
03:39Just go and tell her.
03:41Look, she's like the most understanding woman in the world, yeah?
03:49What are you doing here, Peter?
03:50I'm here to talk to you.
03:51I don't have time.
03:52Look, I'm sorry, okay?
03:54I'm sorry about being a bully about the kids.
03:57I am.
03:58Lauren, this whole thing, I'm out of my depths.
04:01I just want to do what's right for the boys.
04:03But I don't.
04:04That's what you said yesterday.
04:05Yeah, but I was wrong.
04:06Lauren, we've got to start a fight together, not each other.
04:09Alright.
04:10Well, what are you suggesting?
04:11Well, that we work harder.
04:13Whether it works out between us or not,
04:15we've got to put the boys first.
04:17Yeah, of course.
04:18And be honest with each other.
04:20How we're coping with it, you know?
04:21Honest?
04:22You don't think I'm being honest with you?
04:24No, yeah, I just mean...
04:26Why are you even bringing honesty into this?
04:28I've just...
04:29I've got to move.
04:30I've got to go.
04:31Lauren, I'm in.
04:38You're late.
04:39Okay.
04:40Well, we're only setting up.
04:41We don't start till tomorrow.
04:42That is not the point.
04:43I'm starting as I mean to go on.
04:46Felix, give him a job.
04:48Uh, do you have a steady hand?
04:50Why?
04:51Back of the barn is a touch-up, but the paint isn't.
04:53It's only painting.
04:54I'm a barman, Felix.
04:55Yeah, well, like you said,
04:56we're not open till tomorrow.
04:57Come on.
04:58Be a team player.
04:59Come on.
05:02Hey.
05:03Has she paid you yet?
05:04What?
05:05She ain't paid me.
05:07What?
05:11Morning.
05:12Oh, come on, George.
05:17You know, do I need to be civil for the girls' sake?
05:22Civil?
05:23Well, as in fighting in the street or sleeping with my son?
05:27Oh, yes.
05:28I know I'm a complete failure, like most of my life.
05:32I wish I could turn about the clock.
05:34I really do.
05:35I'm sorry.
05:36Just work, Cindy.
05:41Did you have a nice time, then?
05:45Well, you go away for a couple of weeks
05:48and your fridge turns into a biohazard.
05:51Better to join the world of good, eh?
05:53You must be joking.
05:55It done nothing for my sex life, neither.
05:57Fat Elvis kept going off the ball
05:59because of Moaning Myrtle.
06:01Moaning Myrtle?
06:02Yeah.
06:03She was in Harry Potter.
06:05Right.
06:06Yeah, I know.
06:07Well, I didn't.
06:08So I sat through the box set twice
06:10just because I wasn't getting any action.
06:13Every time I got him in the mood,
06:15she never stopped wailing about Harvey.
06:18So she's still not over him?
06:21There's more chance
06:22of a donkey with three legs getting over Beaches Brook.
06:25Mo!
06:26Here we go.
06:27Never gets what I found under the bed.
06:30Hello, Jean.
06:31Did you have a nice trip?
06:32Harvey's lucky wife runs.
06:34Another slap in the face
06:36reminded me of the best years of my life
06:38that I have wasted on that man.
06:45Cindy.
06:46A word.
06:47Oh.
06:48Interesting tone to use on your boss.
06:50Oh, a boss.
06:51Being the person who, what's that called again?
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:54Pays your wages.
06:55Yeah, we've been talking,
06:56and none of us have been paid for last month.
06:58Look, come on.
06:59You know where these things go for budget.
07:01I'll pay you in a couple of months
07:03and we're more established.
07:04Sorry, do I look like I work for free?
07:06Do any of us?
07:07Look.
07:08No, you look Cinderella.
07:09Look and watch as we walk out of here
07:11and stay walked out until you pay us.
07:14Let's go.
07:15Come on.
07:16Don't be stupid.
07:17We're all team players, aren't we?
07:22Alfie.
07:23Only just opened.
07:25Still, the early bird catches the worm and all that.
07:30You okay?
07:33Uh...
07:34No.
07:35Not really.
07:36Well, it's winding me up.
07:37You see, I'm...
07:38We're organizing this wedding photo shoot next week
07:43for the limo.
07:44Oh, yeah.
07:45Yeah, and you know,
07:46we've got this idea for a big ad campaign
07:47where we're gonna have the, you know,
07:48bride, groom, reception, that sort of thing.
07:50Uh, if you're looking for a bride, don't ask me.
07:53No, no.
07:54Um...
07:55See, the thing is...
07:57I was thinking of asking Kat...
07:59Oh!
08:00To model?
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:03No, Linda.
08:04I was...
08:05I was thinking of asking her to marry me.
08:07Oh!
08:08Alfie!
08:09Has...
08:10Has her divorce come through, then?
08:12Yeah, just, but I just wanna get in there quick
08:14before some other bloke comes swooping in, you know?
08:16If.
08:17She loves you.
08:18Yeah, I know, I get it.
08:19But she did before,
08:20till she ended up marrying Andy Hunter.
08:21Who?
08:22I know you don't know him.
08:23He was a businessman that worked here yonks ago.
08:25Anyway, I...
08:26I managed to stop it last minute at the altar.
08:29You know, I went tearing into me silver charger.
08:31Actually, no.
08:32It was Bill's...
08:33Chip van.
08:34Anyway, I just don't wanna take the chance
08:35of that happening again.
08:36Oh, good for you.
08:38Yeah, but the thing is she's got so much on her mind
08:41at the moment,
08:42and I don't think now's the right time
08:43to pop the question.
08:44There's plenty of time.
08:45Yeah, but...
08:46But...
08:47But this is the only thing I can think about
08:49at the moment.
08:50Oh, look, if she loves you,
08:51then I say any time is a good time for a proposal.
08:54Now, are you having a drink or what?
08:55Yeah.
08:56Hey.
08:57Maybe...
08:58You know...
08:59Working out...
09:00Sussing out the lay of the land, you know,
09:03before I drop the bombshell could work.
09:05It's a bit like, you know, remember Churchill,
09:07you know, planning...
09:08Damn busters.
09:09How do you know what he went for?
09:11Anyway, it doesn't matter.
09:12Um, okay.
09:13Save the world.
09:19Oh.
09:20Do you know, I've only ever loved four men in my life.
09:22Well, three, actually.
09:23And two of them have died.
09:25I'm not saying Harvey was my soulmate or anything,
09:29but...
09:30I'll tell you what really hurts.
09:32It's him looking me in the eye
09:35and blatantly lying,
09:38cheating on me,
09:40going behind my back
09:41and then the rejection.
09:48Therapist in hospital once told me
09:50that I've got abandonment issues
09:52on account of my dad walking out.
09:56That might be it.
09:58Oh, I don't know.
09:59All I do know
10:00is that I cannot bear
10:02this feeling of...
10:04not being good enough.
10:07No, you listen to me.
10:09You're good enough for anyone.
10:10Don't lie to me, Kat.
10:12I do know myself.
10:14You are never going to get over it
10:16with this attitude, alright?
10:17No wonder he chose Kathy.
10:20I'm sorry, look.
10:21You know I didn't mean that.
10:23You've just got to stop thinking
10:24that Harvey was your last chance of happiness.
10:27You've got to put Harvey
10:28and what he did behind you.
10:29He's not a monster like Rhys.
10:32He's just a bloke.
10:33He's not a bad person.
10:36How do I put him behind me?
10:38You've got to fake it to make it.
10:40You plaster a smile on your face
10:42and when you see him,
10:43you wish him well
10:44in his new ventures.
10:48But I don't wish him well.
10:49No.
10:50If you pretend long enough,
10:52you start to feel it
10:53and then you're freeing yourself,
10:54aren't you?
10:55Freeing myself?
10:56Yeah, starting here
10:57and then the rest will follow.
10:59What he does
11:00is nothing to do with you no more.
11:03Whatever path he chooses in life
11:04and who he takes along with him,
11:06it doesn't matter.
11:15Oh, God!
11:16How is she taking it?
11:26Listen, are you going to be long?
11:28Because there's something I want to ask you.
11:29Not there.
11:30They need to come inside.
11:31Just to the door, love.
11:32Oh!
11:33If they can get the paperwork finished in time,
11:34you should be able to move in next week.
11:35I'm glad you like that flat.
11:36It would be great having you round the corner.
11:37I'd need to buy a kettle.
11:38You need more than a kettle, son.
11:39I'll tell you what,
11:40you can have the toastie maker.
11:41We should help.
11:43No, Mrs. Lack.
11:45Where's your staff?
11:46I need to.
11:47You mean the staff who've just walked out on me?
11:48Why'd I walk out on you?
11:49No, I'm fine.
11:50I'll be fine.
11:51You should.
11:52No, my God.
11:54No.
11:55No.
11:56No, no, no.
11:57No.
11:58No, no, no, no.
12:00No, no, no.
12:01No, no, no, no.
12:02No, no, no, no, no.
12:03No, no, no, no, no.
12:04No, no, no.
12:05No, no, no, no.
12:06I'd have walked out with you.
12:07Who knows why Gen Zs and millennials do anything?
12:11Either you insult them big time, or you cut their wages.
12:14Or they found out I couldn't afford to pay them for the last month.
12:17I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even my father.
12:20Why is the whole world against me, George?
12:23I'm trying to make a fresh start, not just with this place,
12:26but I need to prove to the girls that they can trust me and that I love them
12:30and they're the most important people in the world to me.
12:33In other words, they're all you've got left.
12:36Oh, thanks, George.
12:38Stick the knife in, eh?
12:43Take your spank to Vic. Tell them about your flam.
12:46What about you?
12:48I'm going to give her hand.
12:51Okay?
12:52So, where do you want these boxes?
12:54Uh, just inside, please, George.
12:56Okay.
13:03Well, it doesn't surprise me.
13:05Cheap is as cheap does.
13:07Exactamundo.
13:08Now, listen, this is on the house, so you know how much I value both.
13:12Thanks, Elaine.
13:13Now, don't you dare forget to be here tomorrow for my don't break my mic night.
13:17A little bit of karaoke and some nibbles.
13:20Oh, so how are things going with you and Felix?
13:25Uh, yeah.
13:27Yeah, going good.
13:28Yeah?
13:29So is your boyfriend?
13:31Well, we haven't made anything official,
13:34but, yeah, let's just say we're enjoying each other's company.
13:39Oh, sorry, Elaine.
13:41Sorry.
13:41Have you got a minute?
13:42Yeah, yeah, sure.
13:43Yeah, what's up?
13:46I, uh, I need some legal advice about custody.
13:50What, with Louis?
13:51Yeah, and Jimmy, both of my boys.
13:53Just in case it comes to it, mate, I need to be prepared.
13:55You, of all people, know what addicts are like,
13:58and Lauren could relapse at any minute,
13:59and, mate, I'm just, I'm sick of giving her chance after chance.
14:03I can't trust her.
14:05So I've, I've got to put my boys first.
14:10Hello, darling.
14:11I'm into my flat next week.
14:13Yes!
14:14Well, how's it going?
14:15I need to get a kettle.
14:17Well, if you've got everything else, that's fantastic.
14:20Listen, I'm so happy for you.
14:23It'd be so good to get some independence.
14:29Well, that's something else I've got to celebrate.
14:31Ooh, what's the other thing?
14:32The failure of Cindy's bar.
14:36Come on, take it.
14:38Okay, right, right, you got it, you got it.
14:41Can.
14:41Can.
14:43Now you've stepped out of the shadow of Phil Mitchell,
14:46you can now bask, you know, like this,
14:50you can now bask in the moonlight.
14:53Wait.
14:53You, peeping through the window like a bleeding, peeping Tom.
15:01Well, I know.
15:01Okay, it's only because I, I, I just didn't want to disturb you, that's all.
15:04Oh, my bunions and I've been playing up today.
15:09Well, I just wanted to see how Jean was taking it, you know.
15:13I chickened out.
15:15Oh, no, she won't forgive me.
15:18Okay, well, how about, um, some good news?
15:23I could settle for a plaster.
15:25Okay.
15:27Wait, we are getting married next week.
15:36Don't give up your day job, will you?
15:38Just hear me out, okay?
15:39Why have a fake wedding with a photo shoot when we can get Kathy and Harvey to cough up half the cash for the actual wedding?
15:49Come on, think about it, right?
15:50We'll have the big reception in the Vic, you in a white pavlova, me in a dickie, hey?
15:55You want to fake marry me?
15:57No, I want to marry you for real, but have a fake photo shoot.
16:00Who's put this rubbish in your head?
16:04So what?
16:04What, I want to marry and you think it's rubbish?
16:07Alfie, we've been married.
16:09And they're not married.
16:11And they're married again.
16:12Okay, that's a third time charm.
16:13Yeah, that's what serial killers say.
16:15You're for real, aren't you?
16:24Yeah.
16:26Yeah, I'm for real.
16:28Because, um...
16:31See, the thing is, Kat, right?
16:34I don't ever want to lose you again.
16:37Ever.
16:40And I want to make up for all the hurt
16:42that I've caused you over these years.
16:45And I'm hoping that me and you
16:49will grow old together,
16:52like we always said, we would.
16:53And that we'll be wheeled into a care home together.
16:57We'll both be laughing and farting
16:59until our teeth drop out.
17:04So why aren't you on one knee?
17:06Well, you know that I've...
17:07One knee!
17:08Oh, okay, right.
17:10Give me a sec, because you know I've got a dodgy...
17:11Okay, well, anyway...
17:12Oh, that hurts!
17:15Well...
17:15And?
17:19And what?
17:20Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry.
17:21I was rehearsing.
17:22Anyway, it doesn't matter.
17:23Okay, um...
17:24Kathleen Slater...
17:27Kathleen Slater...
17:28Previously Mitchell...
17:30Okay, and previously Moon...
17:32Will you be...
17:36my beautiful, beautiful wife...
17:40for the third time?
17:42Yeah, you're all right.
17:47Okay.
17:49Oh, well, okay.
17:52Come here, you.
17:53I love you.
17:54I love you.
17:55Hold on, no!
17:56My knee's gone.
17:57My knee's gone.
17:58My knee's gone.
17:58Oh!
17:59Oh, no, no!
18:01Cramp.
18:01Oh, Kate, I've got cramp.
18:03Kate, you're on me arm.
18:05I've got cramp!
18:07Oi.
18:09Did you see Ivani mugging Barney off?
18:11What?
18:11What's that?
18:12Ignore him, yeah.
18:13No.
18:14What?
18:15What are you talking about?
18:16Oh.
18:16He was waiting outside the school gates...
18:18and then he tried to talk to her...
18:19but it's just the head in.
18:20Like, you know, because they hooked up...
18:21and then he did something crazy.
18:22But I'm sorry, Ian Barney.
18:23Dude, what a slapper.
18:25Shot it, bro.
18:26Well, that's true.
18:27That's what she is.
18:27First me, then Barney.
18:29One of you should get in there.
18:30That's free.
18:30That's easy.
18:32Gina, it's a big day.
18:33She's got no undoubt.
18:36No.
18:38No, I can't even believe you asked me that, to be honest.
18:40But look, I anguish this stuff.
18:42None of us will ever forget you.
18:43Walk away.
18:44Just let the bar launch flop.
18:46And then you just wave goodbye to her...
18:47she fuggles off in the back of the black cab.
18:49Because, I mean, let's be honest.
18:50The minute she's got nothing left for us...
18:51she ain't even gonna say goodbye.
18:52Well, Peter's had a massive bustling with Lauren.
18:54Anna's in Marbella.
18:56And take it for someone who...
18:57never knew their real mum.
18:58Well, you found yours now.
18:59You know, don't be so quick to turn your back on her.
19:02Oh, dear.
19:20Custody of my kids.
19:22If you even try it,
19:25I will make sure you never see either of them ever again.
19:27How did you find out about that?
19:28Honey.
19:29She told me all about your little conversation with Johnny.
19:32And just...
19:33so you know,
19:35so you don't start accusing me yet,
19:37Honey is looking after Jimmy.
19:38I've not left him on the bar,
19:39in the pub, on his own.
19:40What do you want me to do, Lauren?
19:42Seriously, what do you want me to do?
19:43I'm not leaving him with you
19:44and just praying that you don't relapse.
19:46That's not happening.
19:48And even when I brought up honesty with you the other day,
19:49you went all weird,
19:50like you're hiding something from me.
19:52Do you know?
19:55We're finished.
19:56Come on.
19:56Why would you...
19:57No.
19:58I mean it.
20:00We're done.
20:01For good this time.
20:05You're just like your mum.
20:07You're scheming, manipulating.
20:08I'm never going to trust a single word
20:11you ever say to me again.
20:21We're not open.
20:24Cavaliers, right?
20:26Oh.
20:27So you finally decided to acknowledge I still exist.
20:30I could go straight back out the door again.
20:33Sorry.
20:36She really does hate me, doesn't she?
20:38She's just inherited your ability to bear a crutch.
20:43But after all the things that were said at Christmas,
20:45it's hardly surprising, is it?
20:47What is the point of doing any of this
20:50so my own kids can't stand the sight of me?
20:54Right.
20:55I've had to think.
21:03And I can hire you some agency staff
21:05and you can pay me back when you can.
21:09Why would you do that?
21:11For the girls.
21:12And for Peter.
21:15You really need to make this work.
21:17But you also
21:20really need to stop letting them down.
21:27Right.
21:29Might as well make the most of me while I'm here.
21:33Come on.
21:33All right, Varnie.
21:43I've been hearing about you and Varn, you all right?
21:44Speaking of my room.
21:46Hey, record this.
21:47Look, I just wanted to say that
21:48if you ever need anything,
21:50I'm still going to be here for you.
21:51So what, you're still interested, yeah?
21:53Yeah, of course I am.
21:54How about a kiss then?
21:56Okay.
21:56Yeah.
21:57Why'd you do that?
22:02Hey, Amy, post it.
22:09Married.
22:10I ain't fulking it for you two to get married.
22:12Bad enough being tricked into a partnership with you.
22:15You're only paying for half of it.
22:16We're doing our bit.
22:17Kathy, respectfully, stop being grumpy.
22:19I think it's fantastic news.
22:22Yes, I do.
22:23But I do love love.
22:25You know, I can't help it.
22:26Love, yeah.
22:29I've got an idea.
22:30Yes, I've got a vision.
22:32Bad scene, wedding planner, please.
22:33Yeah.
22:34Well, if I'm going into business with monkeys,
22:36I've got to be prepared to lose the odd crate of bananas, haven't I?
22:39And what's that supposed to mean?
22:40It means?
22:41All right, then.
22:42It's your funeral.
22:43It's my wedding, actually.
22:46So, Kim, what ideas you got?
22:48Oh, big ideas, mate.
22:50Make sure you make a massive, yeah?
22:52Because I want Kaffee and Harvey to wince
22:54when they have to fork out.
22:56Now, a bit more, she'll write.
22:58Hang on.
23:00That's it?
23:01Right.
23:01Yeah, have a look.
23:02Come and look.
23:04Yeah.
23:06So, why are you keeping that gay bar?
23:08I mean, aren't you narrowing your market?
23:09Well, do you want me in direct competition with the Vic?
23:12Well, no.
23:12I mean, people are either pub people or bar people, so...
23:14Well, I've done my research, and there is not one single LGBT bar in this area.
23:20Plus, I can market this place much better than Kaffee can.
23:24And also, do you know that most male strippers who work in gay venues are actually straight?
23:29Ah.
23:29So, you've got gay bars, so you can meet straight male strippers.
23:33Ah.
23:33Ah.
23:34Carnage.
23:36You're in here.
23:39She's got you wrapped right around her finger, hasn't she?
23:41No, no, she hasn't, no.
23:42Look, the only thing your dad is interested in is me proving to you that I'm not a complete failure.
23:49She already is a complete failure.
23:52No, no, no, no.
23:53That is where you're wrong, Gina, because I am actually a really good businesswoman, and you could learn a lot from me.
23:59I mean, as a mother, yes, a complete and utter failure.
24:04I love the fact that I am.
24:06But the fact that you can't even look at me without that hurt and that anger in your eyes just makes me so ashamed.
24:17And I'm sorry.
24:18I'm sorry for what I've said and what I've done to you and Anna and Peter.
24:24I mean, it's a good job Steve and Lucy are dead, isn't it?
24:27Because at least I can't screw up their lives.
24:29Gina, she's your mother.
24:31And despite everything, I believe, if she sees this as her last chance to do the right thing by you.
24:39I do.
24:41Yeah.
24:42Okay.
24:45What are we doing next?
24:47Um, well, uh, these chairs all need sorting.
24:54We could put them in a store room.
24:56Please.
24:59Yeah, good idea.
25:00Right.
25:02Well, where's George disappeared after?
25:04I've no idea.
25:06And to be honest, I'm in too good a mood to care.
25:09Cindy's bar fails, which it will.
25:11With any luck, she'll lift her skirt and hitch her right out of town.
25:14We can hope.
25:15Indeed we can.
25:21Oh, no!
25:22Congratulations, mate.
25:25Yeah, nice one.
25:26Well, let's hope to start a great thing to come.
25:28Never give up, mate.
25:29Let's never give up, mate.
25:30Well, listen, I just want to say, all right, putting my initial reaction aside, I wish you
25:35every happiness, Kat.
25:36Oh.
25:36Although having the photos before the wedding, it's a bit like putting the cart before the
25:39horse, isn't it?
25:41Monkey, horse, anything else you want to call me?
25:43Oh, stop it.
25:44Oh, I've got a brilliant idea for the stag and hen.
25:48Oh, no, no, I'm not having one.
25:49Yeah.
25:49Oi, oi, oi, Kat, what are you talking about, Kim?
25:51Of course we are, darling, we all right.
25:52Look, I'm thinking joint party, I'm thinking iconic.
25:55Yeah, you'd like to be quick.
25:57Oh, tomorrow night.
25:58Yeah, let's do it tomorrow night.
25:59I'll organise it, yeah?
26:00I'm organising it as joint stag and hen.
26:02Oh, you mean a hag.
26:04Yeah, and what's a hag do without a theme?
26:06Let me tell you, I have got the perfect theme.
26:10More bubbly, everyone.
26:15That's not expected of anything on a few days.
26:18They're not cheering us, you silly cat.
26:20Cat and Alf, you're getting married.
26:24Right, what's she mean, you're getting married?
26:27I've never said anything before.
26:28I didn't know before, it happened so quick.
26:30Jean, whatever you're doing tomorrow, forget about it, yeah?
26:33I'm planning a joint stag and hen.
26:35Yeah, we're getting married next week.
26:37No, not exactly.
26:38We're going to have the reception, and then we're going to wait a while.
26:41I'm a bit confused.
26:43Did you tell Harvey before me?
26:46No, it's not.
26:48Well, yeah, but it's not what it looks like.
26:50That's exactly what it looks like.
26:52You're trying to steal my family from me as well now?
26:55Drinking champagne?
26:56Why shouldn't you drink champagne?
26:58We're paying for half the wedding.
26:59What are you talking about?
27:00What's she talking about?
27:01We have to find out this way.
27:03Cat, what have you done?
27:04Okay, just, um, let's just pipe down, okay?
27:08It's nothing to get worked up over.
27:10It's just, um, well, me and Cat are going into a business partnership with Cathy and Harvey,
27:15all right?
27:15It wasn't my idea, all right?
27:16I agreed before I knew about the Harvey bit,
27:18but he's got all the contacts, and I'm fighting a losing battle with all these cab apps.
27:23So you'd sell your own family down the river?
27:26That's rich coming from you.
27:27You're the one that went swanning off and left me dealing with Stacey climbing the walls.
27:34You marry Alfie and change your name back to Moon,
27:37because as far as I'm concerned, you're no longer a Slater.
27:40No, I'm not even a child.
27:47Sorry.
27:48Cole.
27:49She's a great podcast, and she's still here.
27:51Do I limit you all the same time?
27:51She pues she takes the money in our family to ان palliser.
27:54Okay.
27:55So I'll take you all the same way.
27:58Come on.
27:59Come on, come on.
27:59Come on it!
28:00Hello.
28:01Come on up.
28:02Come on!
28:03Come on, come on you!
28:04What?
28:04Come on, come on at your first party's home herejaramat
28:05and at your ass.
28:06Everything is set as good for you for it to your families.
28:06I don't get so clean.
28:07Come on, come on up.