Večernja škola Đurine fore! (najbolje od Tetka)!

Tomislav Mix

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00:00:00They throw up and you can't see it.

00:00:02Who?

00:00:03When the man saw that he saw that he passed through his head,

00:00:07and I live!

00:00:08He said,

00:00:09Jester!

00:00:10Yes, yes.

00:00:11Do Berlina!

00:00:12Do Berlina!

00:00:14Kruži legend.

00:00:16I wasn't sure that you had 12-13 tanks.

00:00:22For Dorčak.

00:00:24For Dorčak.

00:00:26Just send to the tank

00:00:37Ni mogu!

00:00:39Prostete!

00:00:40Znani ja dam test 1.000,

00:00:41Mita plus PDv državi 22%

00:00:43Tako je, tako je,

00:00:45i neće ci sve u redu

00:00:47I ti ti misliš da država intervenir, a?

00:00:49Na pojave mita i korupcije

00:00:51samo zato,

00:00:52što država ne dobiva 22%

00:00:54Samo razi toga?

00:00:55What do you think?

00:00:57You are not sure what you think.

00:00:59I was in 1943 in the summit.

00:01:01My mother!

00:01:03I was in 1943.

00:01:05Every day, they were shot and shot.

00:01:09I was waiting for the shot.

00:01:11I was waiting for the shot.

00:01:13I was waiting for the shot.

00:01:15When I was waiting for the shot...

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00:01:41Twois

00:01:42about the plane

00:01:44up

00:01:45on research

00:01:46went

00:01:49he

00:01:52much

00:01:55okay

00:01:56i i

00:01:58sorry

00:02:00she

00:02:02Bobby

00:02:04a

00:02:05genres

00:02:06going

00:02:07Share

00:02:10I got killed and I got killed and I got hit and I got shot, I got shot and I got shot.

00:02:17You did it?

00:02:19You did it.

00:02:21Yes.

00:02:22Yes.

00:02:23Yes.

00:02:24Yes.

00:02:25Yes.

00:02:26Yes.

00:02:27This is the time.

00:02:28Yes.

00:02:29Don't worry.

00:02:30Yes.

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00:02:32Yes.

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00:02:34Yes.

00:02:35Yes.

00:02:36Yes.

00:02:37Yes.

00:02:38What did you get on?

00:02:40I have a price, so we have a price.

00:02:42Yes, I have a price when you go.

00:02:44Yes, I will be a price.

00:02:46Who is going to throw in his hand?

00:02:48When?

00:02:52Here he is, here he is!

00:02:54Here he is!

00:02:56Here he is!

00:02:58I don't want to throw in his hand!

00:03:00I don't want to throw in his hand!

00:03:02I'm going to throw in his hand!

00:03:04It was a weird thing to know that the slagini is tough and that I didn't do it twice, I was just on the way.

00:03:10I'm the hardest thing to do, I was just on the way.

00:03:12Thank God.

00:03:13You're doing drugs.

00:03:14Thank God.

00:03:15It was a lot of time.

00:03:17I'll tell you why, because you're not in love.

00:03:20We were in a way.

00:03:22We were in a way, but we didn't have a little food.

00:03:25We were just doing it.

00:03:27We were in a way.

00:03:29The name is on the internet.

00:03:31Watch, where is this profession?

00:03:35Before you got a teacher, when you got a teacher,

00:03:38when you got a professor,

00:03:40they didn't have a divinity.

00:03:42But now, they're buying children.

00:03:46But before you got a teacher,

00:03:48I didn't even get a jackpot.

00:03:50Why are you not getting a jackpot?

00:03:52They're good.

00:03:54I'm not sure if you're in the house,

00:03:56And a Hrvati can't take their own state.

00:03:58I have a nice sign.

00:04:04How do you think that you say it?

00:04:10Listen, you are out of school.

00:04:13It's been a lot.

00:04:15Don't forget it.

00:04:17Don't forget it.

00:04:19Don't forget it.

00:04:21A little bit, a little bit.

00:04:23Who is out of the bag?

00:04:26Who is out of the bag?

00:04:28Who?

00:04:29Take it on.

00:04:31It must be a bit of room.

00:04:33Take it on.

00:04:35Take it on.

00:04:37Take it off.

00:04:39Take it off.

00:04:41Take it off.

00:04:43Take it off.

00:04:45Take it off.

00:04:47Take it off.

00:04:49Milena, tišina.

00:04:51Odloži oružje sam te rekao.

00:04:52K.I.: Lušaj...

00:04:53Ej!

00:04:54Nonimo da ti Adam!

00:04:56K.I.: Yev I.: I versus Allo!

00:04:58Olu, da dao sam kanih?

00:04:59S.I.: K.I.: I za kaj sam mu dao? Dao sam mu.

00:05:01K.I.: Teta!

00:05:03Odloži oružje!

00:05:05Neću!

00:05:07K.I.: Teta!

00:05:08Ne mandati ja pokažem!

00:05:11Pazite, teta, kreda!

00:05:14K.I.: Pusti oružje!

00:05:16Ostavi oružje!

00:05:17Odloži, kreda!

00:05:19!

00:05:37!

00:05:38!

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00:05:49!

00:05:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

00:06:19Why is this so much?

00:06:21You're by the way.

00:06:23No, I'm going to give you guys a lot of my credit card.

00:06:25Nein, everyone, please, we will ask for the question.

00:06:28And then I'm going to tell you that I will ask you.

00:06:31You will ask me, you will ask me.

00:06:33Please, I will ask you, but I will ask you.

00:06:35I will ask you that question.

00:06:43That's how it's done.

00:06:45I'm like this, I'm like this, I'm like this, I'm like this.

00:06:5210 euros.

00:06:55A little, yes?

00:06:58A little.

00:06:5910 euros.

00:07:03It's not a good job.

00:07:06You didn't write enough.

00:07:08That's what's wrong.

00:07:10It's there.

00:07:11I have an old man.

00:07:13How did he paint it?

00:07:15How did he put his How did he wear an old man with his feet?

00:07:17How did he wear an old man?

00:07:18How did he take it off while he was wearing a lawn?

00:07:19How did he wear a lawn?

00:07:20How did he wear an old woman?

00:07:22I'm like this guy, yes.

00:07:23I'm not sure.

00:07:24He was a 10-year-old.

00:07:25I was that person.

00:07:26I was just his child.

00:07:27He was a damn yellow man.

00:07:28You do not tell him what he was wearing or not?

00:07:30What he tells him?

00:07:31He tells him what he says.

00:07:32He tells him what he's wearing.

00:07:34I mean, he's on a lot of people who have worn out and that's not their doors.

00:07:37You never know.

00:07:38No!

00:07:39It's in the Bolesale.

00:07:41When the man falls in the water, he can fall into the water.

00:07:45My mother, my mother, I'll let you go!

00:07:48Go!

00:07:49Go!

00:07:50Go!

00:07:51Go!

00:07:52Go!

00:07:53Go!

00:07:54Go!

00:07:55Go!

00:07:56Go!

00:07:57Go!

00:07:58Go!

00:07:59Go!

00:08:00Go!

00:08:01Go!

00:08:02Go!

00:08:03Go!

00:08:04Go!

00:08:05Go!

00:08:06Go!

00:08:07Go!

00:08:08Dobar dan, dobra večera.

00:08:10Šta ti očiš?

00:08:11Ja sam...

00:08:12Molim...

00:08:13Pusti studio, čo večer, nema gosta večeras.

00:08:15Pa ja sam gosta večeras!

00:08:17Ja sam gost!

00:08:17Meni je tajnica opistala poruku ispod vrata, da sem ja večeras utrti gost!

00:08:23Je li ovo trt?

00:08:25Je li ovo trt?

00:08:26Ne!

00:08:27Nego što je ovo?

00:08:28Misli 18. stoljeća, izvoli van!

00:08:30Misli!

00:08:31Ja mislim, iz 19. stoljeća.

00:08:33Mogu ja misli.

00:08:34Mogu ja što god dođe, oče?

00:08:36I think I don't think.

00:08:38I pray, let me call the insurance.

00:08:41When we don't have insurance, no one can pay.

00:08:43Please, let me leave the studio.

00:08:45Please, let me leave the studio.

00:08:47I can't believe it, this has become a public television.

00:08:51Come, who will come?

00:08:53Please, please, please, please.

00:08:56Please, please, please.

00:08:58Please, please.

00:09:00Please, let me leave the studio.

00:09:02It's a joke.

00:09:04What do you say?

00:09:06You've been a lot.

00:09:08I've never seen you in your life.

00:09:11You've been a lot.

00:09:13You've been a lot of people.

00:09:15And you've been a lot of you and experienced and moral authority.

00:09:19I think that it is.

00:09:22You've got to know what you're doing.

00:09:24I think you'll have to do your job.

00:09:26You've got to be a job.

00:09:28You've got to be a new job.

00:09:30You've got to do it on the way that you don't have a lot of money.

00:09:32Kod se zaposni čovjek.

00:09:34Onda mu se odbija za školstvo, zdravstvo, penzion, generalno, and on se odbija i za mitu.

00:09:40Ajde!

00:09:42Nije mitu!

00:09:44To je stimulacj.

00:09:46When you have to be stimulated, you should have to be a lot of money.

00:09:50To be a lot of money for me!

00:09:52Do kocena you should have to be a lot of money.

00:09:55I don't show you!

00:09:56I don't show you!

00:09:58I don't show you!

00:09:59I don't show you!

00:10:00I don't see the future.

00:10:02The future is in the future.

00:10:04I don't see the future.

00:10:06The future is in the future.

00:10:08The future is in the future.

00:10:10It's virtual world.

00:10:12It's a great way.

00:10:14That's what they say.

00:10:16It's normal.

00:10:18The worst is that you can see it.

00:10:20Is it you have to give 5 of this?

00:10:22No, no.

00:10:24No, no.

00:10:26Is it you have to give me a peanut?

00:10:28Evo jabuku jednu nakon

00:10:30na početku svoske godine. Jabuku, evo jabuku.

00:10:32A nisam znao da bi te šteli vizeti.

00:10:34Jabuku, ne znam. Znak pažnje.

00:10:36Ako dajete 5 za jaja, što bi dali za Noja?

00:10:38Da.

00:10:40Slučajno je mu ostao pištolj. Žena mu ostao pištolj.

00:10:44Namjerno.

00:10:46Ove, čiro buca.

00:10:48Nije, čiro, Blaževic je go čiro, plaševic.

00:10:50Jel on buca?

00:10:52Ne bi rekao nikad.

00:10:54Ne znam, ali vidiš da čovjek i ne mora znati da ima pištolj.

00:10:56Joj, znaš, znači nisam.

00:10:58Znao je i moj zadatak

00:11:00da ubije golmana.

00:11:02Koja golmana da ubije?

00:11:04U 7 minuti drugog poluremena.

00:11:06Kad bude 11 terat.

00:11:08Smiluj mi se, smiluj mi se tišina.

00:11:10Čiro da ubije golmana, u čem pričaš?

00:11:12Ne, ali bravo sam čiro.

00:11:14Znači nisam.

00:11:16Znaš surlu idealnu za smrkanje.

00:11:18Ali ne koke, nego kokošiju.

00:11:20Tebi kokoš stane u noz.

00:11:22Cijela.

00:11:24U teškim vremenima.

00:11:26Ja sam, kad sam bio mlađi, znao usmrkati kokošinac.

00:11:30Pa normalno.

00:11:32U teškim vremenima, dok je ljudima teško, nema drogiranja.

00:11:36Kada je, kada je život u pitanju.

00:11:39Kada su u pitanju više sfere, više ideali.

00:11:42Nema drogiranja.

00:11:43Recimo u vreme NOB-a.

00:11:44Kada se narod borio protiv okupatora.

00:11:46Jel tako da nije bilo drogiranja?

00:11:48E, moj profesore.

00:11:52Da, nemoj mi zezat.

00:11:54Profesore.

00:11:55O čem pričaš ti?

00:11:56Da nije bilo drogiranja.

00:11:58Ne bi rat trajao četiri godine.

00:12:00Nije bilo tada.

00:12:02Pa trajava samo, trajava da...

00:12:04Ko?

00:12:06Jeco, svršavaj, svršavaj.

00:12:08Ajde.

00:12:09Moj profesore, to bilo divno.

00:12:11Jurijs!

00:12:13Mislim, par dimulo danas daš nam iz za sebe.

00:12:15I trciš.

00:12:17Švabo noga.

00:12:19Znaš švabo daš drogiran?

00:12:21Kako Jurijs?

00:12:23Zna.

00:12:24Znaš švabo daš drogiran?

00:12:27Kako Jurijs?

00:12:28Zna.

00:12:31Drug Tito da se samo smrkao.

00:12:35Drug Tito da je smrkao.

00:12:36Da, zato je gore bio u špilju u drvani.

00:12:38Bio prehlađen.

00:12:39Ajde, zato...

00:12:40Otuda vrhovi zelen gore, jel da?

00:12:43Da, da, da, da.

00:12:44Vrhovi zelen gore.

00:12:45E, to je sve droga bila, kakav vrh gore.

00:12:48Znam ti, bilo, sjed dole.

00:12:50To je primjer, djeci.

00:12:51Kada sam uslao da moraju jednu belu nije bilo.

00:12:53Kada je bilo?

00:12:54Čega, drogiranja?

00:12:55Da.

00:12:56Ja sam, djeci, poslije država predavanja u školema.

00:12:59Kako se drogiraju?

00:13:00Sijedi dole.

00:13:01Sijedi dole.

00:13:02Sram te može biti.

00:13:04Bio, njih milioni pol i nacrtalo karte.

00:13:07Ne.

00:13:08To je djelo jednog, jednog čovjeka koji misli o velikoj Sloveniji.

00:13:12A snovi o velikoj domovini su prirodni snovi.

00:13:16Da.

00:13:17Prirodno je da želiš veliku Hrvatsku, veliku Albaniju, veliku Srbiju, veliku Britaniju,

00:13:22veliku Sloveniju, to je prirodna, normalna.

00:13:25Ja se sjećam slovenaca s radnih akcija.

00:13:28To su tako dobri ljudi.

00:13:29Ne, ozbiljno, slovenci su biljako.

00:13:31U redu je to što nije...

00:13:33A slovenke kako su dobri.

00:13:35Auuu.

00:13:36Meni nema bolji do slovena.

00:13:37Najbolje.

00:13:38Auuu.

00:13:39Slovenke.

00:13:40Samo treba malo posoliti.

00:13:41Tijo.

00:13:42Jojojo.

00:13:44Hohohoj.

00:13:46Jel, ruke uvis, zlato.

00:13:48Moje milo.

00:13:49Oštovimo, oštovimo to.

00:13:51Mogu samo nešto...

00:13:52Štaj, štaj, štaj.

00:13:54Pa sam još petića dobiva.

00:13:56Škinej baš.

00:13:57I ti budi.

00:13:58A iz čega on dobio pet?

00:13:59Dobio pet iz zalaganja.

00:14:00Čega?

00:14:01Iz kojeg zalaganja?

00:14:02Pa vidite kako je lijep...

00:14:03Jel, zato koji ste te vi.

00:14:05Dakle, šta to vi?

00:14:06Škinej druga titaš.

00:14:07Sram te bilo.

00:14:08Sram te bilo.

00:14:09Znaš što?

00:14:10Jel ti znaš gdje goli otok?

00:14:12Ne zna mi, ne zanima mi.

00:14:13E tamo ćeš završtjati kakar.

00:14:15Znaš što je davno završilo.

00:14:17On je zaostao sa vremenom broca.

00:14:19Tu, vješaš profesora na zid.

00:14:20Da, da.

00:14:21Vješaš profesora.

00:14:22Vješa ću ja tebe ako ne prekineš.

00:14:23Si dole.

00:14:24Moram vas da ostavite druga tita.

00:14:26Druga tita, to je bilo...

00:14:28Druga tita, ostavite tu gore.

00:14:30Znaš čija slika ide u razredu,

00:14:32a znaš čija je pod klupu.

00:14:34Otka ste vi gore?

00:14:35Ko ste vi?

00:14:36Ošte da ste vi neki predstavnik?

00:14:38Čega ste vi predstavnik?

00:14:40Vi ne možete biti predstavnikni zemljoradučke zadruge.

00:14:44Stavljaj svoju sliku gore.

00:14:45Sram vas bilo.

00:14:46Sutra mama i tata u školu.

00:14:50I jedinica.

00:14:51Sutra roditelji u školu.

00:14:53Ili jasno?

00:14:54Si dole.

00:14:55Te čuo, nisam više.

00:14:56Ja sam morško psa ovim rukama davio.

00:15:00Če ćeš tima da idit ćeš.

00:15:02Ništa Ivana, ne bojte se.

00:15:03Če ćeš?

00:15:04To je paradni uvidnaš.

00:15:06Laje pas, lajem ja.

00:15:07Aloo.

00:15:08Ojdi pohidno, ojdi pohidno, ojdi pohidno.

00:15:11Jel ti piješ one šarine tablete što su dogio?

00:15:14Nemoj da ne bi pio.

00:15:15Ona te drže za noge, ne deju ti napred.

00:15:17Kao što danas ovakvi ne deju nama napred.

00:15:19Kao što je on.

00:15:21Kao će te izumjeti vi iz peta ličke?

00:15:23Jer vi...

00:15:24Bilo ih je u peto ličku 114.

00:15:26I ih ima 218.

00:15:28Šta se?

00:15:29Raznožavate.

00:15:30Da.

00:15:31Raznožavate se.

00:15:32To su slovenci pokvaren.

00:15:33Zašto?

00:15:34Imaju tako malo mora, a na grbu tako puno nastrnog mora.

00:15:38Mojica molim te recimo nešto.

00:15:40Mojica da ga jade zadavim.

00:15:41A pa se, ambak će te jas potukam u ta mora.

00:15:43Sam te može biti.

00:15:44Boš vidi koga je velik.

00:15:45Potukam ja te.

00:15:46Ja potukam.

00:15:47Imajte si sina.

00:15:50Čim smo dobili državu odmah.

00:15:52Svađa odmah.

00:15:53Sa svima.

00:15:54Ko smo imeli goznu.

00:15:55Bosanica se oči na dva otoka.

00:15:57Na dva otoka u Pelješkom zalju.

00:15:59Da naprave javni zahod.

00:16:02Javni zahod.

00:16:03Pa u zahod.

00:16:04Pliva je tamo.

00:16:05Eee.

00:16:06Ako stigneš stigneš.

00:16:07Kako da Bosanicima treba javni zahod?

00:16:09Prvo imaš još munice u zase.

00:16:13Imaš metaka.

00:16:14Imaš svega.

00:16:15Nisi ispucao.

00:16:16Nije bila neprijatelja.

00:16:17Nigde.

00:16:18Da.

00:16:19I otišao neprijatelj.

00:16:20Posle dolazi kot turisti ti neprijatelji.

00:16:22A ti u lov.

00:16:23Ti u šumu pa lijepo.

00:16:24Ohohohoho.

00:16:25Po tragovima.

00:16:26Gledaš vino.

00:16:27Ovo je od medveda.

00:16:28Ovo je crne.

00:16:29Medilice.

00:16:30Svađali izme sebe ko će na pušku.

00:16:32Svađali se.

00:16:33Ko?

00:16:34Medved.

00:16:35Pita Lugarak.

00:16:36Di je drug ti to?

00:16:37Molim te.

00:16:38E.

00:16:39Ajde.

00:16:40Šta se mu stavimo u džep malo?

00:16:42Da.

00:16:43Malo mu da.

00:16:44Lovi se.

00:16:45Malo da.

00:16:46Samo da mu pokaže.

00:16:48Znaš.

00:16:49A Zagoras lijepo noću.

00:16:50Ima snajper.

00:16:51Samo ga čeka.

00:16:52Fino.

00:16:53Pa ga ga usrećela medu.

00:16:55Bravo.

00:16:56A medu kad poka...

00:16:57Zna što se radi medu kad ga pogodi?

00:16:58Ne.

00:16:59Počne pijat.

00:17:00Druže ti to joj.

00:17:01Druže ti to.

00:17:02Druže ti to.

00:17:03Vimčice plava.

00:17:04Ono što je lažno napomenuti.

00:17:06Večera.

00:17:07Profesore.

00:17:08Zašto ona došla u hlačama?

00:17:10Ha.

00:17:11Daš došla u hlačama?

00:17:12Šta te...

00:17:13Šta te brio će?

00:17:14To sam ujutro našao.

00:17:15To jedno je bilo čisto ujutro pa sam to obuklanio.

00:17:17Čisto ujutro.

00:17:18Ujutro.

00:17:19Ej, ej.

00:17:20Kako ti te vezimoš s minim hlačama?

00:17:21Pa današnja mladež.

00:17:22Hlače, na motoru se vozišbeno mu?

00:17:24Pa rat je trajao četiri godine.

00:17:28Nijedna partizanka nije došla u šumu u hlačama.

00:17:34Ma nije ovo šuma.

00:17:36Ima ovo partizanke i nije ti ovo 41.

00:17:38You dolazljasi u minicama, to do puzenja.

00:17:40Who dolazljasi u minicama?

00:17:42Partizanke.

00:17:43U minicama.

00:17:44Dok ona puzi, a iza nje iso puši.

00:17:46Sidi dola, gdje mi puzo.

00:17:48A mu se ti perezi.

00:17:50Dio, dio.

00:17:52Gdje si mac mudane?

00:17:56Ja sam bio na supu.

00:18:01Gdje si bio?

00:18:03Na supu.

00:18:05Aha.

00:18:06Bio si na policiji?

00:18:08Milicija me pozvala, milicija.

00:18:13Milicija te pozvala?

00:18:14Da.

00:18:15E nekstu je tebe malo, u vezi čega, šta je?

00:18:17Opet!

00:18:19Evo, vi se brinete za njega,

00:18:21a gospodinčić, delikvent, mladi.

00:18:24Šta si ispisivao parole, jeli, po zidovima, ha?

00:18:27Pitaj me, gdje sam bio 45.

00:18:32Ne razumijem.

00:18:33Rekao sam moja gdje sam bio.

00:18:36Rekao sam mu.

00:18:38A to je u vezi ovog, sad najnovijeg.

00:18:40Da, da, da.

00:18:41Ovo u Sloveniji, onaj stari neki blesavi se sjetio nešto, pa prijavio nas, koji su šesta lička.

00:18:49Ovo je najnovije, policija ispituje pripadnike, ne samo šeste ličke, svih brigada, ove partizane, privodi, ispituje glede zločina koji su počinjeni iz streljanja zarobljenih ljudi.

00:19:06I, jesi priznao?

00:19:08Ko?

00:19:09A?

00:19:10Si priznao?

00:19:11Pa što će ja priznat kada on htio da ga streljam?

00:19:14Onda sam posle išao na trg.

00:19:16Gdje si bio?

00:19:17Bio sam na trgu.

00:19:19Zašto?

00:19:20Trgu Maršala Tita jer neki hoće da izmijenije taj trg, da se ne zove više trg Maršala Tita, već da se zove kazališni trg Maršala Tita.

00:19:30Joj, daj molim te.

00:19:32Ej, samo malo.

00:19:34Ja ne mogu vjerovat o čem ti si aktivan u to mjesto da negdje se smiriš u kakvom sanatoriju.

00:19:41Da se smiriš, da da odeš, pa ne nego da odeš u toplice, da da da da nađeš.

00:19:51Ja bi svaki dan bio u toplice da se toplice zove Toplice Maršala Tita.

00:19:57Sada je menađerski guru?

00:19:59Sada šta je menađerski guru?

00:20:00Sada šta je menađer?

00:20:01Sada šta je menađerski guru?

00:20:03Ivana šta je menađerski guru?

00:20:09Zlata milo moje.

00:20:11Šta je menađerski guru?

00:20:13Onaj koji gura menađera.

00:20:15A ti ja gude menađera, štaš vidite?

00:20:18Šta je menađerski guru?

00:20:20Znači ja te glava ne boli.

00:20:21Znači ja te glava boli?

00:20:22Ma mir.

00:20:23Mir.

00:20:24Bezobrazan te tako.

00:20:25Bezobrazan, bezobrazan...

00:20:27Ne, pitaš ga, terate glava boli, ne čija.

00:20:29Neće vi penzioneri malo, brvac koji malo ste mi tereti prevelik.

00:20:33Dragi moji profesore, da nas nema penzionera ne bi ni vas bilo.

00:20:38Mi smo stvorili ovu državu, mi smo ovu državu napravili da vam bude lijepo,

00:20:44mi smo iz ove države potirani neprijatelja, mi smo iz ove države napravili čuda.

00:20:49I oništili ovu državu?

00:20:51Ma...

00:20:52Ja ne mogu vjerati.

00:20:54Vidi ga, ko da žaba velika sedi na stolcu.

00:20:57Imamo male mirovine da bi imali velike plaće, da bi vidiš da mi ne idemo.

00:21:01Ma šta će tebi, šta će tebi velika lova?

00:21:03Velika lova?

00:21:04Tebi ti imaš mirovinu točno onoliko koga ti treba.

00:21:07Je?

00:21:08Šta bi ti na stranu stavljao?

00:21:09Ma daj.

00:21:10Koju stranu?

00:21:11Tišina.

00:21:12Mlade ženske vole ljude koji imaju lovu.

00:21:15Da, vole ljudi, ljudi.

00:21:18Mlade ženske?

00:21:19Da.

00:21:20I što bi ti s mladom ženskom?

00:21:22Igrali bi Dominom.

00:21:23Je.

00:21:24Hrvatskoj je došao u život u Hrvatskoj.

00:21:26Vuk pobjegao iz Privatnog Zloškog vrta. Vuk.

00:21:29Vuk pobjegao iz Zloškog vrta.

00:21:31Značno koje je to u njemu u gejnima i želja za slobodom.

00:21:33Razumeš?

00:21:34Kao i svim Vukovima i bićima koji ljubi slobodom.

00:21:36Kao svima nama partizanima što bi ročio.

00:21:381943. godine.

00:21:39Jurišali smo da ginemo da bi vi imeli slobodu.

00:21:43Vi profesore.

00:21:44Ti.

00:21:45Vi sliš slobodu od vas.

00:21:47Od nas?

00:21:48Da.

00:21:49Pa slobodni ste od nas.

00:21:50Pa onda sjedi dole.

00:21:51Šta?

00:21:52Ako budu sve...

00:21:53Sve budu u NATO-u.

00:21:54Sve države.

00:21:55Koga ćemo onda napadati?

00:22:01Napadao ćemo dok ne budu sve.

00:22:03Ne mogu nikad sve biti u NATO-u.

00:22:05Nećemo ih primit.

00:22:06Znači onaj koji nisu njih napadamo.

00:22:08Ma ne napada NATO nikoga.

00:22:11Mi samo prijetimo.

00:22:13Budimo u NATO onda smo sigurni.

00:22:16Da, da, da.

00:22:17Ko u majčinom krilu?

00:22:19Koje su nam druge opcije?

00:22:20Ajde, koje druge?

00:22:21Referendum odbijam.

00:22:23A što bi vidio kakav NATO?

00:22:24Koji NATO?

00:22:25Što NATO?

00:22:26Zašto NATO?

00:22:27Evo.

00:22:28Koje umjesto NATO pakta što ti predlažeš?

00:22:30Ajde da te vidim kad si toliko pametan.

00:22:33Ja predlažem nesvrstane.

00:22:37Ali naoružane.

00:22:38Gled, dva stvar.

00:22:42Nesvrstane, naoružane, dobro izvežbane, dobro...

00:22:47Pa i ako je savjez nesvrstanih...

00:22:50Može se zvati čmrljo.

00:22:53Ali ako su nesvrstani zajedno onda su isto savjez.

00:22:57Kakve onda ima razlike?

00:22:59Može se savjez zvati nesvrstani.

00:23:02Kao nisu svrstani, svrstani smo u nesvrstane.

00:23:05Kako su to gluposti? To je isto savjez.

00:23:07Da mi imamo savjez nesvrstanih.

00:23:09Ne bi ovako NATO bio bezobrazan.

00:23:11Narod, narod, narod je sila, narod je snaga.

00:23:14Ma šta?

00:23:15Na narod.

00:23:17Šta je narod? Šta s narodom? Šta?

00:23:18Naoružani narod.

00:23:20Evo, seljačke manire.

00:23:22Manire.

00:23:31Tako partizani su vlesni.

00:23:32Kad su su partizani?

00:23:33Ajde da vidimo čaku.

00:23:35Ajde da je partizan vleso na misku.

00:23:37Ajde da vidimo.

00:23:39Na bliskom misku.

00:23:40Ajde. Kad se vleso da gremete?

00:23:41Opat, opat.

00:23:44Šta je to partizanski dremen?

00:23:45Trbušni, trbušni, trbušni.

00:23:46Trbušni?

00:23:47Ijo!

00:23:48Šta je jedno trbušni tifusa, ne?

00:23:49Trbušni tifusa.

00:23:50To je od bugak.

00:23:52Buka pa se...

00:23:53Čeže se vaš?

00:23:54Evo, s tim polupijanim očima.

00:23:56Već je dobio mrenu od u kisoliš.

00:23:57Ja mislim, posle svake poslovice, ako dodaš pod dekom,

00:24:01poslovica propada.

00:24:03Pod kakvom dekom šta je?

00:24:04Pod ovim pokrivačom dekom.

00:24:05Da, i šta? Kako je to vezim?

00:24:06Umiljato jagnje dvije ovce sisa pod dekom.

00:24:12O kakvom dekom? O čem pričaš?

00:24:14Pa kad su pokriveni dvije ovce sa janjetom.

00:24:17Onda niko ne vidi da sisate dvije ovce.

00:24:20Evo ti jedinica.

00:24:22Šta si?

00:24:23Bleno!

00:24:24Šta gledaš u križu celo vrijeme?

00:24:25Bleno si!

00:24:26Evo ti kuljetim.

00:24:27A baba babi tura rep.

00:24:30Molim?

00:24:31Baba babi tura rep.

00:24:33Pod dekom.

00:24:36Dok si ti borio tamo po šumama, pošten svijet radi u tvornicama.

00:24:40Ja sam pozivio, trošio, plaćao ženske, plaćao kurve, plaćao alkoholu.

00:24:45Pa normalno si plaćao ženske.

00:24:47Pijana sam bio.

00:24:48Sravu tebe.

00:24:49Znao te bilo štiš.

00:24:50Ja sam potrošao.

00:24:51Sedam kuća sam imao.

00:24:52Sedam kuća sam prodao.

00:24:53I sve si razjebio?

00:24:54Popio si sedam kuća.

00:24:56Sve, sve.

00:24:57A ko je ti doliš?

00:24:59American dream.

00:25:00Šta to je?

00:25:01Američki san.

00:25:03Prvo i prvo on nije bio na mjesecu.

00:25:05Ko?

00:25:07Ovaj...

00:25:09Neil Diamond.

00:25:11Louis Armstrong.

00:25:12Armstrong, nije bio na mjesecu.

00:25:13Nego?

00:25:14Ko je bio Rade Končar na mjesecu?

00:25:16On je bio...

00:25:19On je bio u Iraku.

00:25:21Sijedi dole, molim se.

00:25:24Sijedi dole, molim se.

00:25:25Sijedi dole.

00:25:30Rade Krančar.

00:25:32Rade Končar.

00:25:33A Končar?

00:25:34Narodni heroj.

00:25:36Reci kako je poginuo Rade Končar.

00:25:38Rade Končar.

00:25:39Rade Končar.

00:25:40Rade Končar.

00:25:41Prvi pilot Jugoslavijske narodne armije.

00:25:42Prvi pilot.

00:25:43Ali bez pilota.

00:25:44Beza bi onaj vozio.

00:25:45Onda kada bi pilotat će ne ovi ovej?

00:25:46To nijem nimao.

00:25:47Oooo.

00:25:48Sijedi dole.

00:25:50Sijedi dole.

00:25:51Ajmo skrivača za ocinu.

00:25:52Ajmo brojarič.

00:25:53Ajde brojarič.

00:25:54Prvo izaberi koga.

00:25:55Ajde.

00:25:56Ajde.

00:25:57Njega.

00:25:58Šta njega?

00:25:59Moraš brojati.

00:26:00Moraš pravilno bitno.

00:26:01Njega?

00:26:02Ajde.

00:26:03Druže, ti to...

00:26:04Ej, stani malo.

00:26:05Ajde.

00:26:06Ej, molim te, prista.

00:26:08Pristonič uveć.

00:26:11Šte normalan te.

00:26:15Neku normalnu brojariču, neku stranu.

00:26:17Jel znaš nešto?

00:26:18Znam.

00:26:19Ajde.

00:26:20Eč kete harom opa limte.

00:26:27Ti ispadaš.

00:26:28Ispadaš.

00:26:29Ispadaš.

00:26:30Denis ispada.

00:26:31Eč kete hurcom opa limte.

00:26:36Ispadaš.

00:26:37Nema do kralja, a kralju pero propade.

00:26:40Onda hvali Jugoslavju.

00:26:43Druže, ti to onda.

00:26:45Nema do Rusa.

00:26:46SSR, ovo propade SSR.

00:26:48Molim te.

00:26:49Šta god hvali propade.

00:26:50Ovo se ukraće kako vetar puši.

00:26:52E!

00:26:53Kako god vetar puša.

00:26:54Vetar puši kako se ono kreće.

00:26:55Tolko mu je ukraće.

00:26:56Jedino nisam hvalio još ovu državu.

00:26:57Ovo je najboljana svijeta.

00:26:58Nemoj molim te.

00:26:59Šuti, šuti, šuti, šuti.

00:27:01Nema bolje.

00:27:02Tu, tu, tu, tu, tu.

00:27:04Sjeti dole.

00:27:05Nemoj hvalit, molim te.

00:27:06Nema bogatije.

00:27:07Nemoj hvalit.

00:27:08Samo nemoj.

00:27:09Hvalio je i ono grafu.

00:27:11Mali će napraviti karijeru.

00:27:15Prestani, hvalit će te zadaviti golim rukama.

00:27:18Ozmino ti kažem.

00:27:19Da.

00:27:20Znaš?

00:27:21Bedaljci.

00:27:22A kako biš znali gdje sam ja nega vidio?

00:27:23Najveći slovenac.

00:27:24Kosvjetitelj.

00:27:25A dje bi ja nega vidio ovakvoga?

00:27:26U knjigama konjino pijana.

00:27:28A ne u knjigama žalbe.

00:27:30A slovenac je.

00:27:31Tako je.

00:27:32Vuk Karadžić.

00:27:43Vuk Karadžić ti bio brat od tetke.

00:27:46Šefe pa u oga nemerlji rođena matra poznati kako bi ga mi poznali.

00:27:49A na zadnjoj strani je moja komičina.

00:27:51A na zadnjoj strani mladi partizani.

00:27:56Najbolje.

00:27:57Samo da mi još fali da na zadnjoj strani mladi partizani ali golo partizani.

00:28:03Sada Divić obnažena.

00:28:05Obnažena.

00:28:06I ovde je rana od streljanja.

00:28:10Na tome jedan najiskusnijih žaba voditelja tetak.

00:28:14Dobro veče.

00:28:15Počinja emisija i ja tebi.

00:28:22Imam na stolici petokoljeno glumice.

00:28:25Ja sam intervjuiran njenu pravbanku baku, čukumbaku, mater, sestru, čeru.

00:28:31Evo sada došlo opet ponovo petokoljeno mlade glumice.

00:28:35Žao mi je što ste ovako obučeni jer ja sam obično svi su dolazili prije u minici još kraće od minice itd.

00:28:41Mi se ovu kodite za naš skijanje.

00:28:45I draga moja gospodična.

00:28:49Draga moja gospodična.

00:28:50Ovako nešte ništa napraviti u karijeri.

00:28:54To je sramota.

00:28:55Srama zbiro.

00:28:56Gdje su vam noge?

00:28:57Gdje su vam noge?

00:28:58Gdje je pokazivanje grudi?

00:29:01Nema ništa.

00:29:02Nema ništa.

00:29:03Nema ništa.

00:29:04Danas se to više ne radi.

00:29:05Ne radi se to.

00:29:06I nima se dlake po prsima.

00:29:09A tomu bi se dalo diskupirati.

00:29:10Ajme odgovorite samo na jedno pitanje.

00:29:12Alo.

00:29:13Da.

00:29:14Ja se dobi evisiju i ja tebi.

00:29:16I ja tebi.

00:29:20I ja tebi budalo jedna.

00:29:22Ej, bir.

00:29:23Kako se to poneši, budalo jednu već gledajte?

00:29:26Što jeste?

00:29:28Samo da vam kažem.

00:29:29Amputirat ću ti prstiće.

00:29:30Ništa šefe.

00:29:31Dakle sad, ti bleniš Jupiter.

00:29:32Kad neko zove Blenišu Jupiter.

00:29:33Alo.

00:29:34Jesi čujemo?

00:29:35Ne čujemo se.

00:29:36Nije.

00:29:37Nimo, nimo izezat.

00:29:38Čujemo se.

00:29:39Čujemo se.

00:29:40Da.

00:29:41Sada bih htio reći da vi si od ništa ne volja.

00:29:45Vi si od katastrofa.

00:29:51Glas, glasa ti prepoznal, budalo jedna.

00:29:54Emisija je totalna katastrofa.

00:29:56Vređati goste, vi ste stvarno...

00:29:58Znam ko me zove, znam ko zove.

00:30:00Kako?

00:30:01Užas, užas.

00:30:02To zove jedan susjed budalasti koji je pao stava na...

00:30:04Eza ko je da zdrži, ja tebi.

00:30:06I ja tebi isto znači.

00:30:08To ovde pred pred...

00:30:09Košla je bila bijela, vidi kakva je sad zbog tebe.

00:30:11Od srama.

00:30:12Ne.

00:30:13Da vi znate kak...

00:30:14Da vi znate kakva je paradajz juha u novoj bolnici.

00:30:17Ma di čovječe.

00:30:18U novoj bolnici, dobrovi.

00:30:20Šta ješ ti u novoj?

00:30:21Nema.

00:30:22Pa odem po juhu.

00:30:24Šta ti jedeš po bolnicu?

00:30:25Pa, di bi jeo?

00:30:26Po juhu.

00:30:27Po juhu ideš bolnicu?

00:30:28Pa da, pa di bi jeo.

00:30:30Evo da se...

00:30:31Pa mene je srao kakrebu.

00:30:32Evo.

00:30:33Evo.

00:30:34A me mene je srao kakrebu.

00:30:35Najbolje varivo je u traumi.

00:30:37Najbolje trauma.

00:30:38Ma o čem pričaš?

00:30:40Šta ti dođeš u bolnicu i ideš od kreveta do kreveta

00:30:43ili neko može pojestiš dereš njihovo?

00:30:45Pa ako ja ne uzmijem, to bi oni bacili.

00:30:49E, čuo sam, zbilja sam.

00:30:50Znaš ono, zbilja sam svašta čuo.

00:30:52U životu, mislim.

00:30:53U svome.

00:30:54Juhu u novu bolnicu, varivo i...

00:30:56A šta hodest ti sjeli dan?

00:30:58O čem pričaš?

00:30:59A pojedeš juhu u novu bolnicu u Dubravitu.

00:31:01Onda idem u traumu po varivo.

00:31:04I kam ideš djima onda?

00:31:06Pa jedem odmah tamo u parku iza bolnice.

00:31:08Sraom te, vore.

00:31:09Čuj, mene je sranko...

00:31:10Pa kak' tebe dios?

00:31:11Mene je sranko i te gledim.

00:31:12E, pogledaj, ima je...

00:31:13Koja ti je bila...

00:31:14Koju što je bila žuta, ili?

00:31:15Pogledaj kak' je počrlenila, više.

00:31:16Da.

00:31:17A gledam, ne napavim, gledam.

00:31:19Evo, šta gledat?

00:31:20Ma gledam, a šta?

00:31:21A kuću sa očima, profesor?

00:31:22Gledaj volnicu.

00:31:23Sjedove.

00:31:24Sjedove.

00:31:25Sjedove.

00:31:26Sjedove.

00:31:27Sjedove.

00:31:28Sjedove.

00:31:29Dragi moji profesore, da se ja vozim u traumaju sa ovakvim ženama.

00:31:33Ja bi nakon druge traumajske stanice postao seksualni manijak.

00:31:37Da, da, da, da.

00:31:39Da, da.

00:31:40Da, da, da.

00:31:41No.

00:31:42lets.

00:31:43No, toca...

00:31:44Staja ovo.

00:31:45Nima ništa unutra.

00:31:47E, baco.

00:31:49A, re, krični!

00:31:51A, re, krični.

00:31:52To mu je instrument.

00:31:53To mu je instrument.

00:31:54Šta sviraš po kućima okolo?

00:31:55To je.

00:31:56Na trga on ne svira.

00:31:57Ne, ne, to ide...

00:31:58Uvaj, s steelima i munčići, ko?

00:32:03To ide kaj, gledam gdje pasu krave, pa samo...

00:32:04E, da će osoba da me znam.

00:32:05Pa samo kraj gado...

00:32:06Pa nije krava pas, da kaži, pspspspspspsps...

00:32:08Hops, hoops.

00:32:10Otsu, hoops, nek' onda.

00:32:11Šefe!

00:32:12Čekaj, sto malo, šta si se poludio pod stare dane?

00:32:15Pod crne dane si potpuno prolupao.

00:32:17Šta ovo nosiš okolo?

00:32:19Kako to ideš po cesti, ću svojim kantama...

00:32:22Višće je ruljada je mlijekara ovo, a ne škola večerno.

00:32:25A muze krav je kada nema nikoga na paš.

00:32:28Samo krava i ja.

00:32:30Pa nikad nema nikog na paš.

00:32:32Pa ne pase gazda s kravom.

00:32:34Norma onda krava sama pase.

00:32:35I just speak and then...

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00:33:29Njegov odoše pravo u Rudnik i tamo se sretoše Džafera to je grupa krvici

00:33:36Ja ne mogu ja ne mogu vjerovat gledam ga i ne vjerujem

00:33:40On po leđima ima blake

00:33:52On po leđima ima blake po leđima

00:33:56Vidi ga

00:33:57Profsore

00:34:00Profsore

00:34:01Ima zena koje vole to

00:34:02Ne pravi muša nekaj dječarik

00:34:04Profsore držte ga

00:34:06Profsore

00:34:07Držte ga tako okrenut pleću idem ja po lovačku pušku

00:34:15Cijelo vrijeme muzu

00:34:18Vratite nam vratite nam naše novce vratite nam naše novce

00:34:22Eto to je to ti slika i prilika penzionera

00:34:24Pa otkud nema tolika penzija

00:34:26Pa ne znam ne znam

00:34:2719 200 kolike imaš ti

00:34:29Ajde beži

00:34:3019 420

00:34:32Pa otkud je tebe tolika penzija, što je tebe te dal?

00:34:34Pa imam četiri mirovine ja

00:34:36Kolike?

00:34:37Četiri

00:34:38Ko je četiri?

00:34:39Ko je tebe daći četiri mirovine?

00:34:40Kako ko četiri?

00:34:42Kako četiri mirovine imaš?

00:34:44Imam talijansku

00:34:47Njemačku

00:34:48Rušku i našu

00:34:51Kako rušku

00:34:52Kako rušku

00:34:53Kako rušku

00:34:54Evo znaš ono

00:34:55Ja gledam i ne verujem svojim čutilima

00:34:58Ne verujem

00:34:59Konjino jedna

00:35:00Daj maknite te kante

00:35:02To kako te nije stid?

00:35:03Muzeš po kućama okolo

00:35:05Po bolnicama se hraniš

00:35:07Kupa se u gore

00:35:09Na šaloti gore

00:35:11Na šaloti gore

00:35:12Na šaloti gore

00:35:13Na patologiji se kupa

00:35:14Na javnom WC ujde na WC

00:35:15Briše se

00:35:16Briše se sa zečićima u Zložiškom vrtu

00:35:18Svam te bio

00:35:19A ne sa zmijama

00:35:20A sa zmijama

00:35:21I plus toga svega

00:35:22Kada ćete ispraviti?

00:35:23Nema više vremena za to

00:35:24Kada ćeš ispraviti ocine?

00:35:26Kada ćeš ispraviti jedan iz Engleskog imaš?

00:35:28Kada ćeš ispraviti jedinice?

00:35:30Ajde

00:35:31Ja sam zvao moju mamu

00:35:33Da dođe tu kod vas na razgovor

00:35:35Pa mi moja mama rekla

00:35:36Kod ti je dao jedinice?

00:35:38Nek on to ispravi

00:35:40Jer sam ja dao sebi dao

00:35:42I sam mu dao da dam sebi jedan

00:35:44Čekaj dobio

00:35:45Imaš jedinicu iz povijesti

00:35:47Da

00:35:48Kada ćeš je ispraviti?

00:35:49Kada?

00:35:50Kada ćeš ispraviti jedinicu?

00:35:51Pa vi mi je ispravite profesore

00:35:53Vi mi se ispravite

00:35:54Pa ne mogu ti ja ispraviti jedinicu

00:35:55Pa ne mogu nije ispraviti jedinicu

00:35:56Sad ti je

00:35:57Sedj dole

00:35:58Ajmo se lijepo dogovoriti

00:35:59Ajmo se lijepo dogovoriti

00:36:00Sada sedneš dole

00:36:01Ko ljudi ćemo se dogovoriti

00:36:02Ko ljudi

00:36:03Ljudi smo profesore

00:36:04Zbija niste normalni

00:36:06Ja sam vas isto očinjivao

00:36:08No daj, sedi dole

00:36:09Sijed dole

00:36:10Vladanje jedan

00:36:13Odnos preme učenicama nula

00:36:24Ja vas molio da sutra dođe mama i tata

00:36:28Da sa mnom razgovaraju

00:36:33Kako si to sad gluposti?

00:36:34Nisu to gluposti

00:36:35Nisu to gluposti

00:36:36Vi ste zaboravili sa novom državam

00:36:38Došlo je novo uređenje

00:36:39Sada učenici očenju profesora

00:36:41Eee

00:36:42Ma daj, nemo im trkeljat

00:36:44Njihov glas je ugodan

00:36:46U ušima

00:36:47Gle ovo, iza mene koda

00:36:48King Kong

00:36:49Ali u penziji ide

00:36:50Ajde, prođi

00:36:52Prošla te volja za životom

00:36:54Od tam

00:36:55Jel se rekne King Kong ili King Kong

00:37:00King Kong

00:37:01E, daj ga odvedi u lovicu, molim te

00:37:03Ođi, ide me pomale

00:37:04Ođi

00:37:05Nema mjesta tamo

00:37:06Ođi, odvedi ga

00:37:07Ođi, odvedi ga

00:37:08Podaj mu tablete i injekciju

00:37:09Ne klegne malo

00:37:10Ja sam nosio boce

00:37:12Plastične

00:37:13Tisuću dvijesta komada

00:37:15Da prodam

00:37:18Katere?

00:37:19Auto veći od vlaka

00:37:21Katere flaše ste nosli?

00:37:22Katere, katere

00:37:23Čigave flaše ste nosli?

00:37:25Moje

00:37:26Vaši?

00:37:27Moje

00:37:28Ko vlak najeđe

00:37:30Ko vlak najeđe auto?

00:37:32Kjer vlak? Brzi vlak?

00:37:34Potniško?

00:37:35Teretni

00:37:36Teretni

00:37:37I udari me

00:37:40Udari me točno zboka

00:37:42Tu da imam vještački kuk

00:37:47I tako me udarilo

00:37:49Da sam sve zvijezde vidio

00:37:52A vas glava ke boli?

00:37:54Sve me boli

00:37:55Glava?

00:37:56I glava, i noge, i glava

00:37:58Imate psihične probleme?

00:38:00Ima jako psihičke probleme

00:38:02Imao sam i prije psihičke

00:38:05Imao sam i prije psihičke

00:38:06Sad imam još veće

00:38:12Gospod Pečo Boyce

00:38:14Da

00:38:15Vibote bogatli

00:38:16Iz pištolja među djecom

00:38:17To

00:38:18Mi za vreme rata 43. ne bi bjezali

00:38:20Da se pucalo iz aviona, iz mitraljeza, iz minobacača

00:38:24Nema bježanja

00:38:25Govorim o djeci

00:38:27Kada sam bio djetan nisam bježao

00:38:29Ma koliko si imao partizanima

00:38:31Kada sam bio partizanima

00:38:32Koliko?

00:38:33Tri godine

00:38:34Tri godine

00:38:36Tri godine

00:38:37Tri godine

00:38:38Šta si radio s tri godina partizanima

00:38:39Ali bio sam kurir

00:38:40Bio sam dostavljak

00:38:41Bio sam u pelenama

00:38:42Nošio sam u pelenama

00:38:44Poruke

00:38:45Poruke

00:38:46U pelenama

00:38:47Šta si tri godine pelene nosio?

00:38:50Pa da

00:38:51Kad dođe

00:38:52Išao specijalnu školu

00:38:53Pa ako su smeđe

00:38:54Profesor

00:38:55Sada je usmeni

00:38:56Hoćete ispraviti hrvatski ili nećete?

00:38:58Trišina

00:38:59Ajmo, usmeni

00:39:00Samo jednu najmanju kiticu

00:39:02Sam vam dao malu kiticu

00:39:07Dište

00:39:08Ali šta treba

00:39:09Profesore

00:39:10Svak daje ono što ima

00:39:16Niverovan

00:39:17Reći da ti tenkovi da nisu bili prazni

00:39:19Skupa s Njemcima

00:39:20Njemci nisu stigli uteći

00:39:21Pa sam skupa

00:39:23Samo sam vadio

00:39:24Kočica od Njemaca

00:39:25Bacao razbuci

00:39:26Ja vam da si još tamo

00:39:28Sete vi odmah kukaj motika

00:39:30Si panikam

00:39:31Da, 25 euro

00:39:32Mi je puno platiti

00:39:33Mi smo se prvi sjetili vinjeta

00:39:35Vi

00:39:36Ko vi?

00:39:37Partizani

00:39:39Odskud sad vi

00:39:40Partizani

00:39:41Škabo nije mogo proći tenkom

00:39:43Kložnjegostada

00:39:44Da nije platio vinjete

00:39:45O čem ti pričaš?

00:39:49Pa nisam vidio na

00:39:50Panceri

00:39:51Ovaj Bože

00:39:52Na Tigrovima

00:39:53Njemačkim Pancer Divizijon

00:39:54Nijedu vinjetu

00:39:55Normalno radi poreza niste vidio

00:39:57Radi PDV-a

00:39:58I oni su imali

00:40:00Čije šta je Partizani

00:40:01Gle ovo

00:40:02Ovo nam novog trenutka

00:40:03Mala Bogu

00:40:05Evo

00:40:06To šta je jas čudim

00:40:07I šta su Njemci zbilja plaćali?

00:40:08Ko? U naprijed po 5 godina su plaćali

00:40:12Ali bez katalizati

00:40:13A poli moramo vrniti

00:40:15Eno leto je moramo vrniti

00:40:17Pa čekaj, gledaj

00:40:18A kom je išao novac od njemačke teko?

00:40:20Pa nama, nama, nama je su ničio

00:40:22Kako nama?

00:40:23Pa drugu titu

00:40:24U Drvarosu pili

00:40:25Oto ga se navržali

00:40:27Da su Partizani zarađivali na njemački

00:40:29Hala Bogu!

00:40:32Hala Bogu!

00:40:33Ovo mi je prvi glas

00:40:34Meni je prvi i zadnji

00:40:36Pazi, u ratu čast

00:40:38Sve je možno

00:40:39Sve je možno

00:40:40A kad Slovenija ovede onda drvije kamenje

00:40:42Ali ovo je mir

00:40:43Ovo je drugo

00:40:44Mi smo čekali ovaj mir

00:40:45Mi čekali mir

00:40:46A slovenci na plaću

00:40:48Sramas bilo

00:40:49Pa ni pr nas mira

00:40:50Dok dok ste vidi naše sosede

00:40:51Ni pr nas mira

00:40:53Kod nas nema mira?

00:40:54Ni mira

00:40:55Dok ste vi tu

00:40:56Ni mira

00:40:57Ako vam ja tamo dođem

00:41:00Ni mira

00:41:01Može bit protiv ulazstva

00:41:02Ja sam protiv

00:41:03A dobro, ti si

00:41:04Zašto si protiv?

00:41:05Zato što smo mi ovo oslobaljali

00:41:07Mi smo se borbi

00:41:08Ovo je naše

00:41:09Ovo je naše

00:41:10I ne idem nigde

00:41:11Pa gdje si oslobođao od Europi?

00:41:12Ja idem od Europi

00:41:13Evropa će biti ovdje

00:41:14Pa ne moraš nikud ić

00:41:15Jel ti uopće znaš šta je ulazak

00:41:16U Europsku nju

00:41:17Pa nije to da ti ideš sad

00:41:19Nekud

00:41:20Torbe

00:41:21Ruksake idem u Europsku

00:41:22Nemaš kudić

00:41:23Nego

00:41:24On će doći

00:41:25Pameta neće nikad doć

00:41:27Šta se bojiš

00:41:28Kukavelj i desničarska

00:41:29U samo karta

00:41:30Šta se bojiš

00:41:31I onako si sve pokrao

00:41:32Šta si imao pokrao

00:41:33Ček, polako, polako

00:41:35Ne mojti meni polako

00:41:36Nisamo u birti

00:41:37Profšar

00:41:38Ja sam kod kuće

00:41:39Tu sam

00:41:40To je moje

00:41:41Sad mene neki dođe

00:41:42Dobar dan, dobar dan

00:41:43Čekaj

00:41:44Čekaj

00:41:45Neće nikom doć

00:41:46Ni ti kud ideš

00:41:48Nego regule ponašanja

00:41:50Evropske će biti naše regule

00:41:53I bit će

00:41:55U dobrom društvu

00:41:56Znaš kako je u dobrom društvu

00:41:57Čovječe pa

00:41:58Jel' ti

00:41:59Jel' bi bio

00:42:00Zajedno sa konjima

00:42:01I njemačkim ovčarima

00:42:02Ili sa gospodom

00:42:03U vagonu

00:42:04Ajde

00:42:05I bi se vozio u stočnom vagonu

00:42:06Ili u otminom vagonu

00:42:07Ti bi u stočnom

00:42:08Jel'

00:42:09Ja bi bio sa njemačkim ovčarima

00:42:13Profesor, ali sve će poj...

00:42:15Kavla hama hama hama

00:42:17Kulje halja

00:42:18Kulje hukukul

00:42:19Kavla hula

00:42:20Hala hala

00:42:21Profesor, profesira

00:42:22Htiju mi tuč

00:42:24Htiju mi tuč

00:42:25Htiju mi tuč

00:42:26I razbiju mi vrat

00:42:27Kavla hama hama hama haha

00:42:29Sedi dole

00:42:30Sedi dole

00:42:31Sedi dole

00:42:32To je na arapski

00:42:33Sedi dole

00:42:34I drži se hemirovidima za stolac

00:42:35Da ne padneš

00:42:36Sedi dole

00:42:37I ti nije bitno

00:42:38Jel' znaš koga sirna?

00:42:39Znaš koga pleti kosa?

00:42:40Znaš koga pleti kosa?

00:42:41Jel' znaš koga pleti kosa?

00:42:42Žena od frizera

00:42:44Sram te bilo

00:42:45Poliska čusti

00:42:46Nema pojma

00:42:47S kolika metra je kaka dao gol?

00:42:49Ko je kaka?

00:42:50I s koje zemlji dolazi kaka?

00:42:51Kaka dao gol iz zahoda

00:42:53Jel' je kako kada je

00:42:54Taaaj ja

00:42:55Ne znam da pričaš ti?

00:42:57Šta je sad?

00:42:59Moram mi

00:43:02Moram mi ići

00:43:03Ne mogu ti posudit

00:43:04Šta pokazuješ dole?

00:43:05Ne treba mi posudivati

00:43:06Moram mi ići brzo

00:43:07A šta dole pokazuješ?

00:43:08Šta da

00:43:09Šta to da vidim?

00:43:10Ne

00:43:11Nego šta?

00:43:12Imam potrebu

00:43:13Šta imaš?

00:43:15Potrebu

00:43:16Neću jem te reci

00:43:17Potrebu

00:43:20Imaš potrebu?

00:43:21Biološku potrebu

00:43:22Biološku potrebu

00:43:23Da

00:43:24Dok ja objasnim

00:43:25Gotovo je

00:43:29Moram ići tamo na onaj

00:43:37Reci lijepo, jasno i glasno da te svi čuju

00:43:40Imaš biološku potrebu

00:43:42Naravno

00:43:43Prodruženje vrste je jedna od

00:43:46Eee

00:43:47Glavnih potreba

00:43:48Ma koja je vrsta?

00:43:50To nije vrsta demna istovar

00:43:52Profesore

00:43:59Profesore

00:44:00Pa to

00:44:01To u tvojom slučaju može biti podruženje vrste, jel?

00:44:03Moram, moram ići na zakup, profesor

00:44:05Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne

00:44:06Moram, moram, moram

00:44:07Ne, ma

00:44:08Dečko moj, te fore ostavi

00:44:10A u zatvoru igla, jel?

00:44:11Opa

00:44:12Da

00:44:14Jesam, zašto to ne obaviš prije?

00:44:16Dovodiš nas sad ovdje

00:44:17Pa jesam prije obavio 50 puta, fali mi još dva puta

00:44:20Sad da nam tukim smrdila

00:44:23Štad?

00:44:24Imaš problema sa žljezdom?

00:44:27Ne

00:44:28S čim imaš problema?

00:44:29Sa probavom

00:44:32U kakve vezima prostata i probava?

00:44:34Pa to nije prostata

00:44:35Nego?

00:44:36Božk

00:44:39Profesore ne možete

00:44:40Začepi i sjedi

00:44:42Jani?

00:44:43Da

00:44:45Još da sjednem

00:44:46Začepi i sjedni

00:44:47Moram ići

00:44:48Ne ideš nikud

00:44:50Trpi malo

00:44:51Trpio

00:44:52Mi smo tebe trpili od 45-te do 90-te

00:44:56A ja sam trpio od 45-te do 45-te

00:44:58Sad nju strpim

00:44:59Trpi, trpi, onda si naviko trpiti

00:45:01Da

00:45:02Kud ideš, kud?

00:45:03Ne, muški WC se adaptira

00:45:05Unutra su majstori

00:45:06Pa šta ćeš pred majstorima gol hodat?

00:45:09Znaš kakvi su to majstori?

00:45:11Idemo u Grmlje

00:45:13Ne ideš u Grmlje, obnovili smo park prije nekoliko dana, ne ideš nikud!

00:45:18Profesore

00:45:19Šta je?

00:45:20Kud ideš ti?

00:45:22Sijedi tamo

00:45:24Sijedi tamo

00:45:27Pa daj imati

00:45:28Ne može na...

00:45:29Morate dušu imati

00:45:32Gdje im je duša?

00:45:35Tu

00:45:36Kod mene

00:45:37Kod vas

00:45:38Ne možeš na WC da te naučim reda

00:45:40A ne

00:45:41Svaki čas na WC pa

00:45:43Pušiš na WC-u

00:45:45Nešto me pusti, jel?

00:45:47Sijedi tamo nazad

00:45:48Jer me nešto puši

00:45:49Neću!

00:45:50Pa šnitu mi jednu namaži

00:45:51A koji šnitu?

00:45:52Pa namaži mi jednu šnitu

00:45:53Ja sam mi spojao što sam nazvao, ja sam gratis pojao

00:45:55Pa tu zubadova mi daj

00:45:57E zubadova, pojao sam bada, gratis sam pojao

00:45:59Nema više ništa

00:46:00I jednu štitu mi ne miš namazao

00:46:01Pojao sam kad sam ti rekao

00:46:03E, ja si škrt

00:46:05Lijepo plati pa što imam ti, ajde

00:46:07Juš te pušiš tu da zubadova iši i nećeš mi dati

00:46:10Jaj ti me pušiš, ti me pušiš, ti me pušiš, ti me pušiš, svoj jeden, svoj jeden

00:46:14Svoj ješ, svoj ješ koji će k' mene donese, ne?

00:46:16Do tebe, što sam dobio pojeden...

00:46:18No!

00:46:19Siva te, dobrovečer Siva, dobrovečer

00:46:23Udalo jedna

00:46:24Udalo jedna

00:46:25Dobrovečer Siva, hvala što ste došli

00:46:28Dobar dan

00:46:31Svima se diže, te mi pada

00:46:33Ajde, diš se

00:46:34Ne može se dići

00:46:37Joj, joj, joj

00:46:39Joj, joj, joj

00:46:44Djeco, moja

00:46:45Djeco moja

00:46:47Djeco moja

00:46:50Djeco moja, moji Mimijanjci, ko će vašoj majici

00:46:55Šta ti, ko ti je dao dozvod, jel?

00:46:57To što nam da idete, narodne pjesme

00:46:58Tišina

00:46:59Dvije pol vrde sa evidljska mosta nigde mosta

00:47:01Ne, nema mosta

00:47:02Jer sam došao da vidim

00:47:03Nema mosta

00:47:04Iz zraka vidljiv most

00:47:06Iz zraka vidiš

00:47:07Da, ali čim na zemlju

00:47:08Spuštiš se na zemlju

00:47:09I nije

00:47:10E, to je da prevrdiš, ne prijatelja

00:47:12Ne, ne, profesor

00:47:13Mi smo profesore od 43. godine

00:47:15Ima ni više mostova preko Šutinske

00:47:17Kad je došao šlabo

00:47:18Nigde ni jednog mosta

00:47:20U početku stoljeća

00:47:21Isto se tako

00:47:22Mladi vodili, ali ne za ruke, nego za...

00:47:27Izvoli digni se

00:47:28Za nogi, ali se...

00:47:30Prestani

00:47:31Lijepo mi opiši

00:47:32Ako se sjećaš

00:47:34Kad je to bilo?

00:47:36U kojoj državi?

00:47:37I kako ste se ti i ta djevojka

00:47:40Prvu ljubav školsku mi opiši?

00:47:42I opiši

00:47:43To je bilo za vreme kraljevine

00:47:44Kraljevina je bila

00:47:45Dobra

00:47:47Onda smo jedva čekali da dođe rat

00:47:51Pa smo zajedno otišli u partizane

00:47:54Ona i ja

00:47:55A čekaj, koliko si imao kad si prvu ljubav?

00:47:58308 godina

00:48:02Nekda oko pet mjeseci

00:48:05Ne, koliko?

00:48:06Pet mjeseci

00:48:08Šta pet mjeseci?

00:48:09Kad sam prvu ljubav tu upoznao

00:48:11Šta pet mjeseci?

00:48:12Ja si imao pet mjeseci

00:48:15Ona devet

00:48:16Napreda, ona zna večešće

00:48:18Pet mjeseci si se ljubio

00:48:19Da

00:48:20Ona je bila starija od mene

00:48:21Ona je imala devet mjeseci

00:48:22Kako ste vi hodali?

00:48:23Gdje ste puzali?

00:48:24Gdje ste hodali?

00:48:26Zajedno u šumu smo otišli

00:48:28Evo, opet laže

00:48:29Ne možeš

00:48:30Poljubili

00:48:31Jeste vi kad tu kraljeć vidli pijanu?

00:48:33Ne

00:48:34Ona ne pije

00:48:35Ja se vidim

00:48:36Prestani mi

00:48:37Obslujera

00:48:38To je kraljica Elisabeta druga

00:48:41Da, pijem svaki dan

00:48:43Ko?

00:48:44Dva deca džina

00:48:45I litrovina

00:48:47Da druga

00:48:50Evo jednostavno

00:48:51Ovaka bi izobrazluku ostaje bez teksta

00:48:53Ono

00:48:54I sad ti s ovakvim lignjama

00:48:56Ovakvim pterodaktilima

00:48:58Ovakvim

00:48:59Znaš ono

00:49:01Dinosaurusima

00:49:02Uđi u Evropu

00:49:03Ajde uđi

00:49:04Ajde uđi s njima u Evropu

00:49:05Ajda ti riječi

00:49:06Ajde uđi

00:49:07Sram te može biti

00:49:08Sram te može biti

00:49:09Pa ta stara pijandora

00:49:10Svi vidi kako pušti

00:49:11Je li ti znaš od kome briče?

00:49:12Pa ti pa ti

00:49:13Kraljica to

00:49:14Svi vidi kako puši?

00:49:15Ma ko puši?

00:49:16Ona tresuje se ruku

00:49:17Pa gura cigara u uko

00:49:18Pa to nije ona

00:49:20Pa to nije ona

00:49:21Kjepci

00:49:22To nije ona

00:49:23Kaj je tebe

00:49:24Kaj je tebe

00:49:25Kaj je tebe

00:49:26Kaj je tebe

00:49:27Kaj je tebe

00:49:28Kaj je tebe

00:49:29U Udu

00:49:30U klijevcima?

00:49:31U klijevcima?

00:49:32E da

00:49:33Ma daj začepit

00:49:34Molim te reci mi

00:49:35Što da te pitam

00:49:36Što znaš iz srlatskoj jeziska i knjiženosti?

00:49:37Znaš?

00:49:38Bilo što

00:49:39Da te skinem z grebe

00:49:40Da ti zaokružim dva

00:49:41Molim te

00:49:42Reci mi što znaš

00:49:43Bilo što

00:49:44Znam smrt Maj Lage Cengića

00:49:46Bravo

00:49:47Nabrovi mi pjevanja

00:49:49Koja su?

00:49:50Pjevanjem

00:49:51O sole mio glasno

00:49:53Samo malo

00:49:56Jel te ubijem ovde

00:49:58Te ubijem sad

00:49:59I dobit ću zatvora da popim kao sa stražarima

00:50:02Odem doma

00:50:03Smiješno ti je

00:50:05Jel da?

00:50:06Čudi me da si

00:50:07Ma

00:50:08Pjevanja koja su?

00:50:11Tiho glasno

00:50:13Ima tiho glasno

00:50:14Poluglasno

00:50:15Smrt Smajl Age Cengića

00:50:17Dakle

00:50:18Dakle

00:50:19To

00:50:20Četa

00:50:21Drugo

00:50:22To nisu trojca

00:50:23Smajl je

00:50:24Pa je Aga

00:50:25Pa je Cengić

00:50:26Nije to i se napila i pisali neke

00:50:29Neke stikove

00:50:31Bolovanje

00:50:32Bolovanje

00:50:33Bolovanje

00:50:34Bolovanje

00:50:35Što bolovanje

00:50:36Nije

00:50:37Nije

00:50:38Nije bolovanje

00:50:39Nego

00:50:40Nije bolovanje

00:50:43Nego

00:50:44Regres

00:50:45Što nije bolovanje

00:50:47Agovanje

00:50:48Ne bolovanje

00:50:49Agovanje

00:50:50Ako reko je agovanje

00:50:51Da

00:50:52Znam

00:50:53Jo

00:50:54Šta je?

00:50:55Ne

00:50:56To će doći

00:50:57Do demonstracija

00:50:59Mi ima ma da

00:51:00Vi to pratite

00:51:01Pretite mi revolucijom

00:51:02Nemo, ne, nismo niš rekli mi

00:51:03Samo je

00:51:04Ne voldi miš dobro

00:51:05Probajte demonstrirati

00:51:06Sijedi, sjedi

00:51:07Tišina

00:51:08Tijšina

00:51:09Потому что у вас будет хорош человек, профессора, дорогого профессора.

00:51:15Наибол εν Connection.

00:51:17Ахайте сад сети, видишь не знашь что им ловит лову.

00:51:19А профессор а как это, как это школа?

00:51:22Марс Банду!

00:51:28Что же?

00:51:29Во, дедку дам 1.

00:51:31Что это может нища?

00:51:32Видите до коей мере мы развили?

00:51:34Бога ми может, может!

00:51:35Что может нища?

00:51:37So, let me give you five, I don't want to do that.

00:51:45I have a little bit of a joke.

00:51:49I'm walking through the woods, I'm walking through the woods.

00:51:53I'm walking through the woods.

00:51:57How is that?

00:51:59How is that?

00:52:01One of a dissident,

00:52:05When I was there, I was running for the hills,

00:52:07on 7.2.1941,

00:52:09he was running for Njemniks again.

00:52:11I'm walking right, I'm walking right,

00:52:13just here...

00:52:15I'm walking right...

00:52:21We all are running for a blind eye.

00:52:25Bye!

00:52:27Hi, this is the one.

00:52:29It's a partly...

00:52:31It's a partly..

00:52:33Yay, my professor!

00:52:37Come on, professor!

00:52:40My darling!

00:52:43I'm still doing it.

00:52:45Neither time to write, nor time to write.

00:52:47Slovenian is a rich man.

00:52:50Vrijedan.

00:52:51Vrijedan, rich, rich, pro-europsk,

00:52:55there is no leftist.

00:52:56Slovenian are still stagnant,

00:52:58as they work.

00:53:00An ace, who?

00:53:04Who knows who are you?

00:53:06Go to Slovenia with you?

00:53:07What did you find in Slovenia?

00:53:08Millennials,

00:53:09some hanging fish,

00:53:10some fish,

00:53:10some bunions.

00:53:11And I'm like,

00:53:12you are trying to eat,

00:53:13You're going to eat!

00:53:14No.

00:53:15But..

00:53:16Slovenian is a dog of you so that

00:53:17you're going to eat with Bos 되�.

00:53:23In Bosna,

00:53:24you are like,

00:53:25what you are going to eat?

00:53:26What's happening,

00:53:27what's happening at the event?

00:53:28What are you looking at, Ivan?

00:53:30I'm talking!

00:53:32I'm looking at you!

00:53:34I'm looking at you!

00:53:36I'm looking at you!

00:53:38I'm looking at you!

00:53:40I'm going to send you some series,

00:53:42then you'll be the first one!

00:53:44I'm looking at you!

00:53:46Drugirani Prvoborče,

00:53:50tell me,

00:53:52what was that

00:53:54what did you want to call for young people?

00:53:56All the norm?

00:53:58All the norm.

00:54:00the female female,

00:54:02who turned on to the end the other day,

00:54:04who wanted to do the next day!

00:54:06who wanted to do it now,

00:54:08they wanted to do it and then they didn't want you to do it!

00:54:10You're right,

00:54:12You had to go to the point for the second?

00:54:14Yes.

00:54:16That's right!

00:54:18I tell you that I'm still there!

00:54:20I'm getting married by the next few products!

00:54:22I don't want to say that.

00:54:24I don't want to say that.

00:54:26But I, dear my dear, I never got a baton as a child.

00:54:31I am just grateful one man.

00:54:35I love him.

00:54:37No.

00:54:38I every day I say thank you.

00:54:41Who?

00:54:42Thank you, brother Hitler.

00:54:44Who?

00:54:45Hitler.

00:54:46What?

00:54:47Why?

00:54:48You are killed.

00:54:50You are killed Hitler that you have killed the rod.

00:54:53But you can't kill him.

00:54:55Yes, yes.

00:54:56Yes, I can't do that.

00:54:57A, yes, I can't do that.

00:54:59Thank you, brother.

00:55:01Okay, good.

00:55:02You are killed one of the five or six of them.

00:55:08Okay, good.

00:55:09Okay.

00:55:10Who are your parents?

00:55:12Hitler.

00:55:14When I go to sleep, I pray, God,

00:55:18you are killed, I live your youth.

00:55:20Who?

00:55:21But you are Hitler.

00:55:22If you have two weeks of war,

00:55:25Bob certainly, I'm a bummer.

00:55:27No!

00:55:28Give me it to Hugo Chavez,

00:55:31what would you like?

00:55:32Yes.

00:55:33Well, now I will mind,

00:55:35you become a communist from the day to the�

00:55:37and still holding on the bank.

00:55:39It's an extraordinary communist.

00:55:41Who did you say that I would drive to bank?

00:55:44Who did you say that I would drive to bank?

00:55:48Who did you say that I would drive to bank?

00:55:51Who did you say that?

00:55:52They know the services.

00:55:53They all know.

00:55:54In the Carapi.

00:55:55Who did you think?

00:55:56Who did you do the partizanima?

00:55:58They paid for me when I was in partizanima.

00:56:03I could pay for you.

00:56:05I could pay for you.

00:56:07You were in partizani.

00:56:09What I'm gonna pay for you?

00:56:11But what I would say is that I was in the form of bank.

00:56:14I was going to pay for four years.

00:56:16I was going to do that every month.

00:56:19That you did that if you were even in partizanima

00:56:24and you were paying for the loan?

00:56:26Normal!

00:56:28We made it a month that we would pay for the loan.

00:56:34Yes!

00:56:36You went from ideal to fight against the enemy, and not for money.

00:56:44We are going to market and from ideal.

00:56:48You are taking a picture of these people.

00:56:51There is a picture of the people.

00:56:53I don't know.

00:56:54I don't know.

00:56:55I don't know.

00:56:56I don't know.

00:56:57I don't know.

00:56:58I don't know.

00:56:59I don't know.

00:57:00I don't know.

00:57:02I don't know.

00:57:047,924 mark.

00:57:077,924.

00:57:088,924 mark.

00:57:098,924 mark.

00:57:108,924 mark.

00:57:118,924 mark.

00:57:12Oni njemački.

00:57:13To is now 4,924 mark.

00:57:15To is now 4,924 mark.

00:57:16Da.

00:57:17A how did you have, I don't know, a political commissioner?

00:57:19I was a leader in the beginning of the war, and I was a leader in the 19,824 mark.

00:57:27Monthly?

00:57:28Monthly.

00:57:29Monthly.

00:57:30But how do you do it?

00:57:31I don't know what the government is.

00:57:32You are better living because you are interested.

00:57:34Thank God.

00:57:35A how did you have drug Tito?

00:57:37I had 98,000 and something.

00:57:40Monthly.

00:57:41Monthly.

00:57:42Monthly.

00:57:43Monthly.

00:57:44Monthly.

00:57:45Monthly.

00:57:46Monthly.

00:57:47Who is with these people?

00:57:49Who is with these people?

00:57:50Sparar.

00:57:51I don't have any money.

00:57:52I don't have any money.

00:57:54Because it was a land of money.

00:57:56I don't have any money.

00:57:57I don't have any money.

00:57:58I don't have any money.

00:57:59I don't have any money.

00:58:00I don't have any money.

00:58:01Who is with these people?

00:58:02I don't have any money.

00:58:03When I was born, I got 30.000 for a month.

00:58:07I was born 10 times and I got 300.000 for a month.

00:58:12What is the name of the bank?

00:58:14Who is sold?

00:58:16Who is sold?

00:58:18Who is sold?

00:58:21Who is sold?

00:58:23Who is sold?

00:58:25Who is sold?

00:58:27Who is sold?

00:58:29Prvo plati kad legne para na računu.

00:58:35Glava pa sve je liek upotremljavao.

00:58:38I onda mu liječnik rekao jedna zna te glava može proći.

00:58:41Ako skoči sa 12. karta.

00:58:43Ovo je šo i nizam.

00:58:46Zato što kao toliko notira da bosanac može skoči sa 12. karta i da mu nije ništa.

00:58:51A ti si kao rođen u Luksemburgu.

00:58:54Je li moja baba iz Grmeća ili ti?

00:58:57Nikon nisi bosanec.

00:58:59Zgrmećak.

00:59:00Pa onda šta?

00:59:01To on zna zato što on.

00:59:02Pa nemo ne bi nišljeno na glavu skočio.

00:59:04Pa da.

00:59:05Pa mi svi skačemo na glavu bosanac.

00:59:07Pa zako ima ovakvu glavu?

00:59:08Takva je priroda.

00:59:09Čekaj ste vi skakali s mosta u Mostaru i kad nema rijeke dole?

00:59:12Jesmo.

00:59:13Kada isušimo rijeku pa onda s mosta na glavu.

00:59:16Znači vama sve jedno rijeke.

00:59:18Sve jedno sve jedno.

00:59:19Kad skočiš na glavu prođete glava, visite glava ne boli, ali vrzi.

00:59:23Ja ne mogu vjerovati.

00:59:25U ovo vrzi se pružio, ajde.

00:59:26A jeste vježbali?

00:59:27U željama profesore.

00:59:29U vjeranje.

00:59:30Od kada ti sviraš?

00:59:31Kaviature.

00:59:32Od 43.

00:59:33Kad si prosvirao?

00:59:37Kad si?

00:59:38Ha?

00:59:39Od rođenja sam prosvirao.

00:59:41Da.

00:59:42Tebe je neko prosvirao Sanicu 48.

00:59:44Sad sviraš znači kako.

00:59:46Tako.

00:59:47Ovo je Švalgo ostaje na sutjeski.

00:59:48Bjehno bacio s ramena.

00:59:50U tu delu!

00:59:53Ne samo, a što štaže.

00:59:55300 evra.

00:59:58A ja odlučujem je na građevno ili nije.

01:00:01I još moj kolega.

01:00:03Da.

01:00:04Plodno tlo za korupciju.

01:00:05Ali ne.

01:00:06Ne.

01:00:07Ponudi mi.

01:00:08Hajde mi ponudi.

01:00:09Hajde mi ponudi.

01:00:10Hajde mi ponudi.

01:00:11Hajde ponudi.

01:00:12Neću ponudi.

01:00:13A gradiću.

01:00:14Molim gradiću neću.

01:00:15Molim gradiću neću.

01:00:16Molim gradiću.

01:00:17Molim.

01:00:18Odmah uz more.

01:00:19Odmah uz more.

01:00:20Odmah uz more.

01:00:21Oću.

01:00:22Ajde gradi.

01:00:23Ajde.

01:00:24Ajde.

01:00:25A znate vi.

01:00:26Vi.

01:00:27Pod zemljom.

01:00:28Niš drugo.

01:00:29Sabljarka.

01:00:30Pazi.

01:00:31Peta kolona među ribama.

01:00:32Pa kaže ribe kaže ne znaju kaže.

01:00:34Riba je najintolentnija.

01:00:35Dakle Koča.

01:00:36Zove se Popović.

01:00:37Koča.

01:00:38I Peko Dapčević.

01:00:39Jer sad je to fora previše.

01:00:41Je previše.

01:00:42Dobro.

01:00:43Onda samo.

01:00:44Evo.

01:00:45Evo.

01:00:46Ne možeš.

01:00:47Nijednu foru.

01:00:48Ne možeš reći da oni pređe granicu.

01:00:49Začepi.

01:00:50Začepali ti tako uvučku.

01:00:51Pa šeću istru.

01:00:52Znači kada.

01:00:53I u Bosni i Hercegovini.

01:00:54Uuu.

01:00:55Fuu.

01:00:56Ti vidiš da je on.

01:00:57On bi živio.

01:00:58Vodiš ruka ti jedna vuče sa sobom.

01:01:01Buduću suprugu.

01:01:02Rodilju.

01:01:03Kodilju.

01:01:04Toje ruke.

01:01:05Molim.

01:01:06Toje su supruze znaje ruke.

01:01:09Konačno imamo 53% ljudi koji žele ući u NATO.

01:01:18Da Hrvatska uđe u NATO.

01:01:19Dakle.

01:01:20Diglo se to u zadnje vreme.

01:01:21Zahvaljujući nama.

01:01:22Naravno.

01:01:23Ešto mi je napravili dobru probičbu.

01:01:24Idemo u NATO.

01:01:25Zašto?

01:01:26Zato.

01:01:27Zato.

01:01:28Tu šuti.

01:01:29Ne ide tako.

01:01:30Zašutio zaovijek.

01:01:31Evo.

01:01:32Moram biti toliko bezobrazan.

01:01:33Uvijek kasniš.

01:01:34Uvijek kasniš.

01:01:35Pa prilo da mi kasni.

01:01:37Da si žensko imala bi stotinu djece.

01:01:39Evo.

01:01:40Hvala Bogu.

01:01:41Sram te može biti.

01:01:42Ja.

01:01:43Nisi 90. ušao u SK pokljed za Jugoslaviju.

01:01:44Koliko si uvijek u trendu.

01:01:45A 2001. u SDP.

01:01:46Ja mislim da Hrvat nigde neće da ide.

01:01:48Nigde.

01:01:49Nigde.

01:01:50Nigde.

01:01:51Svi Hrvati.

01:01:52Svi Hrvati.

01:01:53Ajde šuti.

01:01:54Kako ti imaš veze s Hrvatima.

01:01:55Molim mi.

01:01:56Ajde.

01:01:57Mora biti kući Hrvati.

01:01:58Kakvi Hrvati.

01:01:59Svi.

01:02:00Šta znači Hrvati.

01:02:01Ajde.

01:02:02Svi Hrvati.

01:02:03Ajde šuti.

01:02:04Kako ti imaš veze s Hrvatima.

01:02:05Molim mi.

01:02:06Ajde.

01:02:07Mora biti kući Hrvati.

01:02:08Kakvi Hrvati.

01:02:09Svi.

01:02:10Šta znači Hrvat.

01:02:11Ajde mir evo više jednog Hrvata.

01:02:12Ajde.

01:02:13Hrvati onaj koji prodaje svoju zemlju, svoje dvorižne, svoj prolaz.

01:02:15Sve sve prodaje.

01:02:16Neće nigde iditi da ide.

01:02:17Čeka kuca.

01:02:18Čeka kupca Hrvati.

01:02:19Čeka kupca.

01:02:20Čeka kupca.

01:02:21Šta zato Hrvati ne putio što čekaju kupce.

01:02:23Hvala Bogu.

01:02:26Danas rešetam.

01:02:28Danas rešetam, znaš kako.

01:02:30Ne, ne, mi smo na poštij.

01:02:31Ja sam na poštij.

01:02:32Nema na poštij.

01:02:33Sidi dole.

01:02:34Zašto ti ne digneš?

01:02:35Sidi.

01:02:36Molim.

01:02:38Nisam vas dobar čuo.

01:02:40Zašto se ne digneš kada dolazi direktor sve.

01:02:43Ja se više ne dižem, gospodine profesora, druža profesora vama.

01:02:46Ne.

01:02:47Prvo, jesam stari.

01:02:49Jesam stari.

01:02:50A vi bi morali malo poštivati starijeg čovjeka godine njegove.

01:02:54Da.

01:02:55Prvo, prvo, prvo, kada ste se vi rodili?

01:02:57Prvo, koliko ste stari od vas?

01:02:59Kako je to veze ima?

01:03:00Ima veze.

01:03:01Kada ste vidi da sam usajde stari i mlađem?

01:03:04Vi trebate, odnosno ti trebaš predavno usajati.

01:03:08Da.

01:03:15I dragi moji profesore, meni ćeš govoriti vi,

01:03:18a ja će tebe govoriti ti.

01:03:22A šta dižeš ustanak, revoluciju?

01:03:24Ne.

01:03:25Ne.

01:03:26Starost, godine, dragi moji.

01:03:28Da se možeš dići.

01:03:29Jel' mogu?

01:03:30Da.

01:03:31Mogu, a vama ne.

01:03:34Dovedete tu neku mladu žensku da više ako će se dići.

01:03:37Eee.

01:03:39Evo tebi fino, sad jedna kuljetina.

01:03:41To.

01:03:42Jedna što?

01:03:43Kuljetina iz zalaganja.

01:03:44Jedinica.

01:03:45Profesore, meni ne smete dati jedinice.

01:03:46Profesore.

01:03:49Profesore.

01:03:50Ti prijetiš ovde.

01:03:51Prijetim.

01:03:52Pamet u glavu, profesore.

01:03:55Pamet u glavu.

01:03:56Profesore.

01:03:58Ja sam stipendista.

01:03:59Mene stipendira je penzioneri Hrvatske.

01:04:01Pa znam, to znam.

01:04:02E pa molim vas hlijepo, ja moram biti odlišan.

01:04:06Pa moraš, ali nisi.

01:04:08Evo ti jedinica.

01:04:09Evo ti jedinica je zalaganja.

01:04:10Dobro?

01:04:12Mikrofon ti visi.

01:04:14Koga se pitao da ideš na WC?

01:04:16Da sam je mikrofon.

01:04:17Koga se pitao da ideš na WC?

01:04:18Ajde mi to sad objasni.

01:04:19Ajde.

01:04:20Reci pet drugovima.

01:04:22Jesi u Partizanima kad trebaju urišat,

01:04:24osvajat njimačke bunkre,

01:04:26joj ja moram na WC.

01:04:27Usredi uriša, jel?

01:04:28Usredi uriša?

01:04:29Ma nemoj, pa samo malo drugovi ja moram na WC.

01:04:32Ne, švaba ma rekliš.

01:04:33A drugovi baš čekaju, spužujete se ti vratiš.

01:04:35Ne, švaba ma rekliš, stan te švabe.

01:04:38Prvo moram ići u Grmlje.

01:04:39Odam u Grmlje i onda iz Grmlja.

01:04:41To te še ti.

01:04:42Joj daj, mojci.

01:04:44Ko?

01:04:45Ti to drug, staj mi.

01:04:46Joj daj, molim te.

01:04:48Samo mi s tim počnem.

01:04:49Ko je?

01:04:50Ja govorim o moralnoj kategoriji.

01:04:52Koja moralna?

01:04:53Životinju se borile, borile se životinje.

01:04:55Za šta?

01:04:56Da.

01:04:57Traži su da istavim koga ću prvoga napisati.

01:05:00Da pogine u nedelju druga tita druga tita.

01:05:02Moj daj, molim te.

01:05:03Ej.

01:05:04Molili su me, molili su.

01:05:05O čemu še od mena ti ja to vjerujem?

01:05:06Da su životinje htjeli da ih drug tita ubije?

01:05:08Molili su me, molili su.

01:05:09Plakale.

01:05:10Doleze su majke od mene da plakale.

01:05:13Sestra plakale.

01:05:14Žene plakale.

01:05:15Ubijte moga muža.

01:05:16Evo maga, evo ga.

01:05:19Joj da joj, kao da u moj bolnici držim.

01:05:23Popušavam oz vas.

01:05:24Znači ono, taj sitnu točkicu murala koju još imate zalit.

01:05:28Da da malo, da vas prožme osjećaj.

01:05:30Znači ono, za jadno stvorenje.

01:05:33Jel je lovac bit, šta to znači?

01:05:35Samo u golim rukama.

01:05:36Onda si faca.

01:05:37Eeee.

01:05:38To stojić masaj.

01:05:39Eeee.

01:05:40To je drug, ti to je lovio od bornim rukama.

01:05:42Stanin je vako vako vako vako vako davio.

01:05:45Da.

01:05:46Stanin, drug Stanin je.

01:05:47Medveda davio.

01:05:48Uzmi vako podva medveda.

01:05:50Pa glavu od glavu.

01:05:51Da.

01:05:52Pa oni ću se...

01:05:53Te legende.

01:05:54Ja nisam...

01:05:55Evo, ja priznajem svoju grešku.

01:05:57Misam uopće imao pojma da je...

01:05:58Dobro, ti skupljaš jaja, to je normalno.

01:06:00A znam, ali...

01:06:01Kažem...

01:06:02Nisam znao da to isto spada u lov.

01:06:04Ja više neću taknuti jaja rukom.

01:06:06Od mi, evo, do danas neću jaja više...

01:06:09Profesore, jer vi znate ko skuplja jaja?

01:06:11Ko?

01:06:12Onaj koji nema jaja.

01:06:19Evo, ali mi smo dobili zadaću...

01:06:26Zašto...

01:06:27Profesore, profesore.

01:06:28Šta je?

01:06:29Zašto mi nemamo one avione...

01:06:31Sanade?

01:06:35Kanader, ne sanader.

01:06:36Kanadere imamo.

01:06:38To je što gase požere i turske vodove.

01:06:41Te, te, te!

01:06:42Imamo, kupili smo od Kanade, ali skupo.

01:06:45Ja sam rekao sanader.

01:06:46Kanader!

01:06:48Koji sanader?

01:06:49Molim.

01:06:50Daj sjedi dole.

01:06:51A kolik je mona jenku štaci?

01:06:5220 miliona dolara kanadskih.

01:06:55To uzmeš vodu, morsku, sa ribama, sve...

01:07:00Kad je pješadija...

01:07:07Kad je pješadija na položaju...

01:07:09Zali ješ prešadiju?

01:07:13Skvacija tebe.

01:07:14Sjeć dole.

01:07:15600 kuna, daš 10 tisća kuna kerumu.

01:07:18On bi trebao uplačivat nama u drugi miroviski.

01:07:21Eee!

01:07:22Ti bi trebao nama uplačivat u drugi miroviski stup.

01:07:25Ali si tup, pa nećeš.

01:07:27Profesore...

01:07:28Hrvatskoj...

01:07:29Taj koji špara, taj je budala.

01:07:30Ja mislim...

01:07:31To je budala!

01:07:32Prvo, otkud on zna koliko će živjeti.

01:07:34Tablete, sam mu dao tablete.

01:07:36Oni šarimi nisi poprao.

01:07:38Zašto ne piješ oni šarimi?

01:07:39Saj misli ja šparam, šparam, šparam.

01:07:41Sve okej.

01:07:42Sve okej.

01:07:43Sve okej.

01:07:44Sve okej.

01:07:45Sve okej.

01:07:46Nemoj, nemoj, tjetak.

01:07:47Tjetak, tjetak.

01:07:48Sve uredi, sve uredi.

01:07:49Sve uredi.

01:07:50Kad se žalimo za izgubilnom prilikom, narod će reći prošla baba sa...

01:07:54Lugarom.

01:07:58Pod rukom.

01:08:02Prošla baba sa...

01:08:03Pišina.

01:08:04S matrogasem.

01:08:08Kada kažemo da je prilika prošla, onda kaže narod.

01:08:11He hej, kaže narod, kaže.

01:08:13He hej, kaže narod.

01:08:15Prošla baba sa unukom.

01:08:17Sa unukom.

01:08:18Sa unučetom.

01:08:19Ne.

01:08:21Pro...

01:08:22Onda sa policajcem.

01:08:24Prošla baba sa...

01:08:25Sa, policajcem.

01:08:26Prošla...

01:08:27Pod kim je svršila ona?

01:08:28Pod čim?

01:08:30Pod utjecajem alkohla.

01:08:32Pada ej.

01:08:33Ona se bacila pod...

01:08:35Pod njega.

01:08:37Bacila se pod...

01:08:38Pod što?

01:08:39Pod njega.

01:08:40Pod ovaj.

01:08:41I nikada još, još, još, još.

01:08:44E, molim te na strani.

01:08:46E, komunistu.

01:08:47On je...

01:08:48Voli narod i otiše korak dalje.

01:08:49Čak ima seksualne odnose s narodom.

01:08:51A da narod ne zna.

01:08:52Nego ga glava boli.

01:08:53Da.

01:08:54I s kod rukuje, to ga strelja.

01:08:56Molim?

01:08:57Ako ti pruži ruku taj koji voli narod, streljam se sto posto.

01:09:00Po normalno.

01:09:01Po normalno.

01:09:02Ja sam bio 9 puta pružanem ruku.

01:09:039 puta.

01:09:04Daj, daj ti si bit, daj ti bit, ti nisam nigde bit.

01:09:06Joj, molim te ti, drug Tito, NOB, svaka čast daj više za boravi.

01:09:11Koliko vi živite iz NOB-a?

01:09:13Koliko si bio star kad si ušao u borbu?

01:09:16Četiri godine.

01:09:18Četiri godine si višao i ušao u partizanu.

01:09:22Oni buha bilo su ovako.

01:09:23K'o tvoje odveo teta te odelo u partizanu?

01:09:25Ajde, čiric je mojo partizan.

01:09:26Šefe, lože, koliko je žbedo?

01:09:27Ne, oni boško su bili ovako.

01:09:29Koji boško?

01:09:30K'oji boško?

01:09:31Buha.

01:09:32Boško buha.

01:09:33Pa znaš zašto ga zvali buha?

01:09:34Zato ima veliko uho, ne?

01:09:37Zlato, moje milo prigorsko pijano.

01:09:40Supijano.

01:09:41Neko zastrani uz Taljina.

01:09:44Oprosti tetak, nije mu bilo sve okej.

01:09:47To je bio čovjek.

01:09:48Dobro, dobro, hoću reći.

01:09:50To nikad svijet još nije imao, nije to majka rodila.

01:09:54Malo je šlijepo ubio koliko je bio.

01:09:57Malo!

01:09:58Samo 20 miliona je ubio.

01:10:01Samo ga bilo.

01:10:02Imaš tabletu?

01:10:04Dobro, hoću reći, ajde, onda idemo na...

01:10:07Ne znam, ajmo uzeti Taljina kao negativan primer.

01:10:10Nos crvenuje.

01:10:12Toneš u bezdan.

01:10:14U ambis toneš.

01:10:15Imaš sedam godina.

01:10:18Bakica te tuči, imaš sedam godina.

01:10:20Ti se igraš.

01:10:22Jedan, dva, tri.

01:10:24J Diosiiii.

01:10:34Dikan vratio Vlatki!

01:10:36Firma je vratila.

01:10:37Vlatki, 12 bundika puta.

01:10:3930 haljida, 15 torbi.

01:10:4235 pari cipela.

01:10:43A tri...

01:10:4435?

01:10:45He has to be more than Cipela.

01:10:46That's what I'm doing!

01:10:48But what are you doing, it's just a bit like that!

01:10:52There's a new one, Fifi Čurić.

01:11:03Hello!

01:11:04Can I ask you something to ask?

01:11:07I'm going to ask you.

01:11:08Is this a project?

01:11:10Is this a project?

01:11:11It's a project.

01:11:12in place

01:11:18the cat is almost a little bit

01:11:20what are you doing?

01:11:22what is he looking for?

01:11:24he was looking for a bit

01:11:26you know what he is doing

01:11:28where is he?

01:11:30he is coming in the bush

01:11:32he is coming in the bush

01:11:34he is coming in the bush

01:11:36he is coming in the bush

01:11:38he is coming in the bush

01:11:40he is coming in the bush

01:11:44all the time

01:11:46one minute after a three comes in the bush

01:11:48a million an a half of a hundred of a billion dollar

01:11:50we are guaranteed to take a picture of a miracle

01:11:52a couple of dollars

01:11:54a couple of dollars

01:11:56they are not gonna give you the kids

01:11:58they can't take a look

01:12:00they are not going to give you the kids

01:12:02but now the kids

01:12:04that kids live

01:12:06the kids can't be

01:12:09it's the most important

01:12:39.

01:12:45Evo, kolko je ti ovde, to nijedna nije rodila.

01:12:48A ovo, što studirat medicinu,

01:12:517 godina medicina, posle priprava,

01:12:53sa 30 godina završi fakultet, a nije rodila, ne možeš to!

01:12:57Nemožeš to! Prije fakulteta moraš roditi dvoje,

01:13:00onda evo, svi su kao fiskima, pusje, prebaci,

01:13:02preko noge, dimi, dimi, i svađa se.

01:13:05Svađa se, svađa se.

01:13:07Rodi prvo! Ja im otvorilo kafiće za ove koje su rodile,

01:13:10da imaju da doji djete, da doji djete u kafiću,

01:13:13i to mlješni kafić mi otvorio.

01:13:15Mlješni restaurant?

01:13:16Ja daj, nisu žene krive, daj.

01:13:18Nego, koje krive?

01:13:19Ti!

01:13:20Zašto ja?

01:13:21Za to!

01:13:22Što se ne iskosobali.

01:13:23Onda ne da, ne da, kada joj priđaš,

01:13:25ja idem ovako, pa idem iz leze,

01:13:27kada je, gospodin, napravim dvoje, troje djece.

01:13:30Iz usta, ovo ti maš ne djeci, što je normalno.

01:13:34Pa trao mi ne može niko jesti, kad su svi u gipsovima.

01:13:37Pa se ti nasu, pa viš kakas!

01:13:39Pa ne može, ne može da jede.

01:13:41Onda ja dođe sedem pored njega, pa jednu njemu tri meni, jednu njemu tri meni.

01:13:45Ja ga hranim, da me nema, on bi reknuo.

01:13:47Nema ga ko hrani.

01:13:49Šefe, ja sam jedan dan bil prijene,

01:13:51ti veliki keboš popili, oni daj mi male vodeje ovakne.

01:13:54Da, da.

01:13:55Odpre frižider, znate da je žarolj iz frižidera izvadil,

01:13:57same da bi zašparil, da ne bi podršiti na ovak.

01:14:00Da nimaš žarolj u frižideru?

01:14:03Pa znam da ime voda u frižideru, šta ti imamo za žarolj?

01:14:07Koja si ima žarolj u frižideru?

01:14:09Držite me mu, daj mi neko pljus, daj mi nekciju, polite me vodom.

01:14:13Zakopajte me u zemlju i zatrpajte planinama da me ne vidi zemljava.

01:14:17Boli negane kvost, boli negane kvost.

01:14:19Pa koja budala imaš, što će ti žarolje u frižideru?

01:14:22Pa kada otvoriš vidiš, unutra je otigorenje tamo.

01:14:25Pa što vidiš, što vidiš.

01:14:26Pa šta imaš, šta nema.

01:14:27Ja znam sve što imam i znam gdje mi je.

01:14:30Pa u...

01:14:31Ko tamo jesko, Vijana?

01:14:32Manije, razne manije.

01:14:34Hemeroidi, na primjer.

01:14:36Što hemeroidi?

01:14:40To je bolest za pričanje.

01:14:42A šta ćeš im tom pričat?

01:14:45Pa da mi virehem jer u vidiš.

01:14:50Vivila ti rodbina, a ne imala šta vidjeti.

01:15:01A kada si ponoriš?

01:15:02Tableta dajš.

01:15:04Daj tableta, brže.

01:15:06Ja ne mogu vjerovat, to ne mogu vjerovat.

01:15:08To no...

01:15:09Pa šta, mi sam čuo kraj.

01:15:11Pa nema veze.

01:15:13Dakle, dva je službeni jezik.

01:15:15U Hrvatskoj je Hrvatski, a...

01:15:17Ili je Hrvatski u Hrvatskoj?

01:15:19Je, je, je.

01:15:20Hrvatski, a pismo latinica.

01:15:23Latinica?

01:15:26A zašto je latinica?

01:15:27Zato ponedeljkom.

01:15:28Hajde.

01:15:29A zašto vi pocenjujete manjine?

01:15:31Ne pocenjujem manjine.

01:15:32Ja sam manjina.

01:15:33Pa vidim.

01:15:34Moja baba voli Evropu.

01:15:36Dobro.

01:15:37Ja volim Berlin jer tamo su jeftine žene.

01:15:40Tamo može ženu dobiti za kunu, za dinare, za za za za za za za za tolare.

01:15:48Tolare i za...

01:15:50Ovaj...

01:15:51car

01:15:55my wife is working in Berlin

01:15:58like a house

01:15:59in

01:16:01...

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01:16:15...

01:16:16...

01:16:17...

01:16:19Juzul is running on the bridge, the bridge is going to Vlaka and he's going to Zuzula.

01:16:27What do they have to do with Europe?

01:16:31What do they have to do with Vlaka and Juzul?

01:16:35What do they have to do with Vlaka and Juzul?

01:16:37What do they have to do with Vlaka?

01:16:39He doesn't know that we are in Europe, where Vlaka is going to Europe.

01:16:43No!

01:16:44No!

01:16:455!

01:16:465!

01:16:47Eee, tako.

01:16:48Ne.

01:16:495!

01:16:50Eee, tako.

01:16:51Profesore, ja bih molio da mi je ispravite jedinicu bez odgovaranja.

01:16:54Onaj kojim je dao jedan nekvi taj ispravi.

01:16:57Ti si, ti si zemljopis satanak.

01:17:00Profesore!

01:17:01Profesore!

01:17:02Nemoj mi jedni profesore.

01:17:04Profesore!

01:17:05Tri jedinice imaš zemljopisa.

01:17:06Pamet u glavu profesore!

01:17:07Tišina!

01:17:08Tišina!

01:17:09Ja sam stipendista, ne možete men dao ti jedan.

01:17:12Što su Jan Tseng Yang i Hoan Ho?

01:17:15Jan Tseng Yang.

01:17:16I Hoan Ho.

01:17:17Hoan Ho su mater od janjaca i ovaca.

01:17:23Na brojmi zemlje Magreba.

01:17:26Magreba?

01:17:27Da.

01:17:28Ili Zagreba?

01:17:30Subtropski pojas.

01:17:31Ko je to pojas?

01:17:32To je onaj pojas kad te bolje leđe pa onda vežiš oko, oko leđa.

01:17:37To je subtropski.

01:17:38Nabroji mi pet gradova u Italiji.

01:17:41Evo i daći ti dva.

01:17:42Ajde.

01:17:43U Italiji?

01:17:44Da.

01:17:46Pazi.

01:17:48Joj.

01:17:50Dobro da je Rim u Italiji.

01:17:52Tako je, dobro.

01:17:53Jedan.

01:17:54Dalje.

01:17:55Rim je u Italiji.

01:17:56Da, ajde dalje.

01:17:57Otkada je Rim u Italiji?

01:17:59Tetak.

01:18:00Ajde dalje.

01:18:01Molim.

01:18:02Poreć.

01:18:04Što?

01:18:05Nemojte ga zezat.

01:18:06Ko je rekao poreć da je u Italiji?

01:18:08Budala.

01:18:09Milano.

01:18:10Bravo.

01:18:11Bravo, bravo.

01:18:12Juventus.

01:18:13Juventus.

01:18:15Juventus.

01:18:22Istra.

01:18:23Istra je bila u Italiji.

01:18:24Pa smo mi prstom u prsa poteli Istru.

01:18:25Joj.

01:18:26Dobra, ajde dva grada za dva.

01:18:27Ajde.

01:18:28Ajde još jedan.

01:18:29Reci italijanskih grada dobit ćeš tri.

01:18:30Ajde.

01:18:31Dva je dva.

01:18:32Gostić.

01:18:33E trs trs trs trs trs trs.

01:18:34E trs trs trs trs trs.

01:18:35E trs trs trs trs trs.

01:18:36E trs trs trs trs trs trs.

01:18:38E trs trs trs trs trs.

01:18:40E trs trs trs trs trs trs.

01:18:41E trs trs trs trs trs trs.

01:18:43E trs trs trs trs trs trs trs.

01:18:44E trs trs trs trs trs trs trs...

01:18:45Kako ne?

01:18:46Pa ne možeš nazvat Hrvat.

01:18:47Brod koji vozi potez, split, supetar Hrvat.

01:18:50Možš nazvat.

01:18:51Tu je nacionalističko, znaš člavinističko pa je jeni normalan človječe.

01:18:55A jel nije ne ugodno?

01:18:57Jel to odražava moderno dlobe?

01:19:00Jel to odražava kakav Hrvat?

01:19:03Ne prosar.

01:19:04It's the last time of Hrvats!

01:19:06The last time of Hrvats!

01:19:08I don't know...

01:19:10I would like to ask you...

01:19:12I don't want to ask you...

01:19:14I don't want to ask you...

01:19:16Last time I wanted to ask you...

01:19:18You don't want to give me one one...

01:19:24Why?

01:19:26Because...

01:19:28I was called to America

01:19:30as a pensioner

01:19:32I was a man who was a pensioner

01:19:34I was a pensioner

01:19:36If you are a pensioner

01:19:38you can go to America

01:19:40You are a pensioner

01:19:42I was a pensioner

01:19:44I was a pensioner

01:19:46I asked me...

01:19:48I said...

01:19:50I said...

01:19:52I said...

01:19:54I said...

01:19:56I said...

01:19:58I said...

01:20:00I said...

01:20:02I said...

01:20:04Bleriot when Le Mans...

01:20:06On the front of the croissant...

01:20:08Everybody who is saying...

01:20:10Who is the francus at our bar...

01:20:12That's the woman!

01:20:13You say...

01:20:14I said...

01:20:15You can hear you...

01:20:16I said...

01:20:18I said...

01:20:19I said...

01:20:20She said...

01:20:21he's done

01:20:23you have to harm you

01:20:27youber

01:20:30�i

01:20:31don'trade

01:20:33me

01:20:35you speaker

01:20:37what am I

01:20:42you know

01:20:45are we

01:20:46st fluor電

01:20:49Oh it's crazy.

01:20:51What is this?

01:20:53Here it is.

01:20:55What is this?

01:20:56Let's go.

01:20:57And when we hear the song,

01:21:00let's go.

01:21:02You see the song is what the words have been.

01:21:07Who has given a name of the word ?

01:21:08I'm not going to do it.

01:21:10Do you do it.

01:21:12I'm not going to do it.

01:21:14I'm not going to do it.

01:21:17I just gave it a few, I gave it, I gave it a few, I gave it a few.

01:21:19But you have to do it.

01:21:20Why did you tell me the memory?

01:21:23What are you telling me?

01:21:24How can you give it a few?

01:21:25I don't know what I give it a few.

01:21:27I have everything I have, I have money, I have a lot, I have a lot.

01:21:29What do you think?

01:21:31What do you think about me?

01:21:33What do you think about me?

01:21:34Why do you think?

01:21:35I am only talking about you, I'm just saying, I'm going to do some of Hrvatski's languages and really...

01:21:39You know what I'm saying?

01:21:40I'm a low teacher.

01:21:41I'm going to give it a few, not Hrvatski.

01:21:44That's fine.

01:21:46To which one of my words?

01:21:48I've asked it to be a word.

01:21:50You can use Urdu than Hrvatskic.

01:21:53I'm a foreign gateway.

01:21:55From a word?

01:21:56To you, everything you need to do.

01:22:02What's wrong?

01:22:07Where is your work?

01:22:08What you have done?

01:22:10I'll show you my langue,

01:22:12my language is not a word there.

01:22:14You need five languages.

01:22:16Is it?

01:22:17Is Zogan.

01:22:27Momak, Dečkić!

01:22:30I mean, every situation...

01:22:34Ej! Ej! Ej!

01:22:36What can you do for your development?

01:22:38We go to expulsor in Mađara.

01:22:41You're your old school, Julijek Lović.

01:22:43E, daj, šta će ti to?

01:22:45Penzioneri idu na excursiju u Mađarsku.

01:22:47Tetici, nije te onaj zapotpozugao se na Mađarsku.

01:22:50E, daj, molim te, ne omi sramoti tupr. Gle, ovo.

01:22:53E, ovo je puno pakete.

01:22:55A šta će ti to? Odnesi Schneiderici da ti skrati na pola.

01:22:58Ajde, marš tamo.

01:22:59Daj, odvedi ga.

01:23:01Odvedi ga, nek pokriji tableti.

01:23:03Oj, da te moji oči više ne vidio.

01:23:05To nisu baloni, ej, šta će ti to, čovječi?

01:23:07Daj.

01:23:08A meni je ovo kratko, meni treba x, x.

01:23:10Dajte, žiga.

01:23:13I tetak, komunjera.

01:23:20Dakle, ovo je pravac u slikacstvu takozvani komunizam.

01:23:25Nije da da je iza, nego komunizam.

01:23:27Dakle, što je umjetnik htio reći?

01:23:30Reci.

01:23:31Htio sam skinuti golu u ovaj...

01:23:35Ajde, pet.

01:23:36Znam ja himna.

01:23:37Ajmo, ajmo, ajmo, gled malu vočku poslije kiše.

01:23:39Ajde, ajde.

01:23:40Gle.

01:23:42Mir, ti iza.

01:23:46Gle.

01:23:48Dobro.

01:23:49Malu, malu.

01:23:50I sad svi gledaju.

01:23:52Malu vočku poslije kiše.

01:23:58Poslije kiše.

01:23:59O, ti dobro će stati ta kiša već jednom.

01:24:05Eh, puna je kapi pa se...

01:24:12Pa se...

01:24:13Pleše.

01:24:14Pleše ti, znaš ko?

01:24:16Pa se...

01:24:17Pa se, pa se...

01:24:18Pa se travu.

01:24:20Pa se travu, puna je kapi pa je mokra.

01:24:21Pa se liše.

01:24:22Tako je.

01:24:23Ali.

01:24:24Ali.

01:24:25Ali.

01:24:26Ali.

01:24:27Ali nije to još sve.

01:24:28Ali.

01:24:29Ali.

01:24:30Mohamed.

01:24:31Ali.

01:24:32Ali.

01:24:48Ali.

01:24:50Ali, jej hvala šabija.

01:24:51Ali.

01:24:52Ali.

01:24:54Ali.

01:24:55Ali.

01:24:56Ali.

01:24:56Ali mohambe.

01:24:58Ali.

01:24:59Ali mohambe.

01:25:00It's funny!

01:25:02Muhammad Ali!

01:25:04No, don't say no to the other!

01:25:06But listen, I'm hearing if you're funny.

01:25:08But because I'm going to climb,

01:25:10I'm going to climb that one.

01:25:12But I'm going to climb this one.

01:25:14I'll climb this one.

01:25:16I'll climb that one inside the TV magazine

01:25:18and on the basis of Mirko Fodor.

01:25:22Super face.

01:25:24But on the sun, look.

01:25:26A little bit.

01:25:28But there's no wind and orange and blue waves.

01:25:30I can't stop even the sun.

01:25:31What's going to do?

01:25:33What are you doing?

01:25:35I'm going to show you later, so I'm not gonna do it.

01:25:38I don't know.

01:25:41I don't see anything.

01:25:42I don't see anything.

01:25:43What do you see?

01:25:45No, Professor.

01:25:46I don't see anything.

01:25:47I will give you over some more.

01:25:48Professor, yes, I was back and over some people?

01:25:50Yes, I was saying it.

01:25:51Yes, I was got upset.

01:25:54I was got upset.

01:25:55Why is that?

01:25:56So what do you say?

01:25:58That's my friend!

01:26:00I'm not gonna go.

01:26:02You don't want me to win it!

01:26:06What do you say?

01:26:08Profesore!

01:26:10Profesore!

01:26:12Is it a little bit easier?

01:26:14What's going on?

01:26:16Profesore!

01:26:18I am going my head, Profesore!

01:26:20You're salad, I'd be here!

01:26:22We don't go to the top of the list!

01:26:24and I'm a graduate.

01:26:26I'm a graduate student.

01:26:28I'm a graduate student.

01:26:30What's up?

01:26:32I am not a graduate student.

01:26:34I'm not a graduate student.

01:26:36Okay, four.

01:26:38One, two, three, four.

01:26:40Here's the final.

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