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00:00What does it smell like?
00:30Get that down your throttle.
00:32But when this young boy comes back to his home,
00:35his living style remains on the main side of the house of this trostoban town,
00:38in which he was like a bomb hit.
01:00Who is that?
01:05Kim and Agi have an unusual appetite for cleanliness.
01:08We hope they have good spirits.
01:30Alistar is in the kitchen.
01:48Alistar is in the kitchen.
01:52Oh, what do you think?
01:53Oh, I missed that.
01:54What the heck?
01:55The dog's been up on the counter and done something.
01:57I'm warning you now.
01:58This is sick.
01:59This is sick.
02:00I'm going home.
02:01You're a braver woman than me.
02:04Why the hell would you have these sitting on the side?
02:06Look at this.
02:07Look at this.
02:10Agi, Agi.
02:12Let's see what's in here.
02:14What the heck have we got here?
02:15This milk is three months out of date.
02:18Fitter cheese.
02:20Not on top of the dog.
02:21Actually, do you know what?
02:22It smells.
02:23It's really cheesy.
02:24It's actually quite pleasant enough anyway.
02:27It's just amazing.
02:28I'm going to say something to you now, Agi.
02:29It's solid.
02:30You must be desperate for pleasant, dear.
02:32Watch your home life like, love, because if you think that's pleasant...
02:35In the sleeping room, there will be a strange entrance.
02:38The bankers really don't take time to clean.
02:41This is where he sleeps.
02:43I don't know.
02:44You can't get over there, Agi.
02:46In the name of God, get over there.
02:48Look at the...
02:49Look at the sheep.
02:50Look at the sheep.
02:51Oh, you're...
02:53Here is the sleeping bag.
02:55That is so stingy.
02:57And it's got dog hairs in it.
02:59Don't shake it up a bit.
03:00Don't shake it up a bit.
03:01Don't shake it up a bit.
03:02Go on, go on, go on, go on.
03:03Oh, my God, this is a wet mess.
03:05Oh, look, look.
03:06What the hell is going on here?
03:07This actually is wet...
03:08It is the dog's room.
03:09What is this?
03:10I know it is, Kim.
03:11It can't be it.
03:12Oh, God, it's...
03:13Mind your...
03:14It is neurons.
03:15Oh, God.
03:16Oh, God.
03:17It's a bit wild in here.
03:18Oh, God.
03:19It's a bit wild in here.
03:20Oh, God.
03:21God, help me.
03:22Oh.
03:23Look, there's hairs.
03:24There's a riddle with hair and hairs.
03:26The dogs are in here.
03:27There's dog bull down here.
03:30Kim, Agi, and Prija had known
03:32to be in quite dangerous situations,
03:34but the worst is only after.
03:38Oh, my God.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:40It gets worse, Kim.
03:41It gets worse.
03:42I am gobsmacked and that's not like me.
03:44I think somebody came to visit
03:48and just kind of didn't survive.
03:51Oh, look at this window.
03:52There's no clutter on the sides.
03:53Dogs are obviously jumping up on here.
03:55What's that?
03:56It's probably the dog slobbering
03:57at the window.
03:58They're saliva, isn't it?
03:59Is it on the inside, Agi?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Hang on, though.
04:02Oh, the name of God.
04:03How could it get that dirty?
04:04The name of God, Agi.
04:05Look at the flakes on the phone.
04:06I'm not, not sniffing them.
04:09Look at the streams of dustbin.
04:10It is a dustbin.
04:11It is a dustbin.
04:12He needs to get organised, this boy.
04:14Organised?
04:15He needs shooting is what he needs.
04:16Yeah, yeah.
04:17You're right, yes.
04:18Axe, axe.
04:19Yes.
04:20Completely unutterly.
04:25This is Alistair.
04:26Yes, indeed it is.
04:27The delinquent teenager.
04:29I want to get you right here.
04:30So, Alistair, you've got a very smart jacket here.
04:33Smart trousers.
04:34You look well-groomed.
04:35You've got a responsible job.
04:37Mm-hmm.
04:38It's a big contrast here.
04:39It certainly is, yes.
04:40As soon as I leave the house, I'm a different person.
04:43I like to be an ambassador for the people that I work for,
04:46rather than an ambassador for the inside of my house.
04:48How long have you lived here?
04:49It's been about nine and a half years now, I think.
04:52How long since you have cleaned this house?
04:56Entirely, probably, once.
04:59What did that involve?
05:01Dirty devil.
05:02Being forced to do things by another member of the family.
05:06As in the mother?
05:07Yes, that's right.
05:08The poor mother's given up on you, hasn't she?
05:10She certainly has.
05:11She's a meticulous dust finder, but there's a bit too much in here for her.
05:15Does she ever come round and give you any pointers
05:17about how to keep the place clean?
05:19Put things in bins, I think, is the first pointer.
05:21Good start.
05:22Which you've never heard of other what we've had to put up with today.
05:25On the odd occasion.
05:26On the odd occasion.
05:27When the fancy takes me.
05:29The fancy never takes you, Pinocchio.
05:32Does it?
05:34Once in nine years?
05:35The fancy never takes you.
05:37It'll be once in nine years, yeah.
05:39You've got a perfectly good bed there.
05:41Mm-hm.
05:42Why would you sleep in a rotten old sleeping bag?
05:45Why?
05:46I've slept in a sleeping bag for the last 20 years, probably.
05:50You're living like a teenager gone wrong.
05:54Thanks very much.
05:55Alistar, do you want to get clean?
05:58Yeah, I do actually.
05:59I think it would be a good new start for myself, you know what you're saying about all this.
06:03Alistar's oldest mother is the main source of service.
06:08He spends a lot of time at your house, does he getting food?
06:10Yes, I'm just grand.
06:12You've got to stop encouraging him, you know.
06:14He's got to live in his own hovel and cook in his own hovel and grow up, you see, because he's like a little child to me.
06:20Yes, yes.
06:21You're spoiling him, Thea.
06:22Do you think so?
06:23Yes, exactly.
06:24Making your home, you know.
06:25He's my little lamb chop.
06:26I know, that's the thing.
06:27Oh, she wonders why he's like this.
06:29Yes.
06:30You're doing him no favors.
06:32You're to blame my little lamb chop.
06:34Is that what it is?
06:35He's a dirty little beggar to me.
06:36He could a lamb chop to you, a dirty beggar to me.
06:40They're waiting for the real gomila prljavštine.
06:42Time for Kim to get a white work of work.
06:55And how to get on the right path of this Scottish prljavca.
06:58Kim brings the whole army of the fighter a brave heart.
07:01This is no joke now.
07:02Come on, the series cleaning should be done.
07:04And I expected better from you.
07:09Do you know, Agge, I can't understand this show man,
07:13because he's smart looking, you know.
07:15But Agge lives in that flaming half, doesn't he?
07:17I know, he works in a barn, because mom's the cleaner,
07:19he's living like a kid.
07:20We've got to get stuck in here, Agge, haven't we?
07:22Let's go and make a man of things.
07:23I don't want to be Italian all day here.
07:25Come on, Agge, let's get...
07:26What, and I carry this lot?
07:27Yes, come on, Agge.
07:28Look, Agge, if you do less moany, you get a lot more done.
07:31Come in!
07:32Before cleaning starts,
07:34you have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to buy.
07:36As if you do not have to have to,
07:37and you have to have to have to have to have to have to be!
07:38And will be for you in the morning.
07:39If you do not know about it,
07:40when you do not know.
07:41After you look at this phone.
07:43It is absolutely broken.
07:44I just can't imagine where it has been to get this black.
07:47Now, I am going to take some swaps
07:51to send the lab
07:54and go to the screen.
07:56Look at this phone. It's absolutely bogging. I just can't imagine where it's been to get this black.
08:02Now, I'm going to take some swabs to send to the lab.
08:06I don't know what they're going to make of this, but I just hope that the results will be bad enough to shock Alistar into action.
08:15Alistar doesn't live alone. His two dogs, Lucy and Scooter, also left a very nice place.
08:22What is all this on this window here?
08:24It's actually nose marks from my dogs.
08:27Nose marks from your dogs?
08:28Yes, you know they've got a wet nose. Well, that's from them sitting at the window and looking out.
08:32What I'm going to say to you is, this we've used before on programmes. It's for halogen hubs.
08:37You buy them especially. You know, it's glass-topped.
08:39Because if you get marks on them, this doesn't scratch any glass at all.
08:43Somehow they've designed this so that the angle just works.
08:47A razor blade, if you can, you could scratch it to pieces.
08:49But you've got most of it off, look. Enough, quick.
08:51I'm going to give you one chamois leather, dipped in warm soapy water, dear, wrung out tightly.
08:58You're going to go outside, right?
09:00Now, I'm going up and down with a chamois.
09:03Right.
09:04You're going the opposite way.
09:05OK.
09:06You catch every bit of dirt.
09:07Come on, come on.
09:08Oh, God, he's a fiddly worker, isn't he?
09:11If I'm going down and the smears are left down, it's got to be me hasn't got them off.
09:16And if you're outside and they're going across as obvious, it's your window that's responsible.
09:19Now, you see how we get the joys of cleaning, don't we?
09:22Yep.
09:23Now, I can see you're looking happy doing it. I can tell your face is lit up.
09:26Now, you're very masculine, man. I'll say that for you.
09:28Many thanks.
09:29Dirty in the house, but you've got many other gifts.
09:32Now, just get in here. A job well done. Good lad. Get in.
09:39Synchronized brand is what Alistar has given to the amazing results, but the cleaner is still waiting for a lot of work.
09:46Alistar, look at the state of this cutlery. It's completely disgusting. I don't know when you last washed it.
09:53Yes, exactly. I've got some warm water here. Into it, put a little bit of washing up liquid.
09:59And bleach. Whoa.
10:02Squish it around a wee bit. We're going to stick all the bits and bobs in here.
10:09Immediately start loosening off all the grot.
10:12Can you use this on all kinds of cutlery?
10:14Only on stainless steel. Don't use it on your best silver service or anything with a bone handle.
10:21It's not good for it. It'll damage it. So I'm just going to take this cutlery out.
10:25It's really important to rinse the cutlery afterwards. You don't want any bleach or washing up liquid on there.
10:31And look how well they come up. They're shining, gleaming. Beautiful.
10:36Oh, I can see my face on them. There we go.
10:37They're a bit better than they were, aren't they?
10:38They certainly are, yeah.
10:39Tim čistača prionuo je na posao. A Alistar će uskoro primiti neke loše vijesti.
10:47With this telephone, you are operating a hotline to the hospital.
10:52Kim će se i tekako oznojiti u spavaći sobi?
10:55Was that good for you?
10:56Certainly was.
10:56Was it?
10:5731-godišnji Alistar Ego živi dvostrogim životom.
11:13Danju je sofisticirani bankar, a noću se vraća u smrgljivi stan i postoje odvrtan prljavac.
11:18Zato su kraljica čistoće Kim Woodburn i detektivka za prljavštinu Agy McKenzie došli rješiti oč jedan prljavi zločin.
11:29Odreza čistoću radi već osam sati pokušavajući Alistar pretvoriti u mladog čistunca.
11:34Now look, dear, what is this? Look, love you, what is this?
11:38I'm presuming it's doggy drill from one of the three dogs.
11:40It's not you, is it?
11:41No, no, definitely not.
11:42No, you wouldn't say if it was.
11:43Now, I'm going to try and take some of this off.
11:45Right.
11:46When I'm applying moisture to a mattress, it's silly to do it where it is because any moisture will go inside and if...
11:52Oh, God, it'll be awful.
11:54Now, we're going to put it on its watsits.
11:55Let me grab the other end.
11:57Oh, aren't we terrible?
11:58Now, clean white cloth.
12:00Right.
12:00Right.
12:01Warm soapy water, but I'm going...
12:03Now, look, watch.
12:04Do you know what's a wonderful cleaner?
12:07Plain old cake soap.
12:09Any toilet soap you've got in your bathroom.
12:12Now, we're going to...
12:13Oh, God, isn't that right?
12:16You see, I can see that watermark's going.
12:18I can see it's going.
12:20What I would like you to do to make sure every mark's off that, a nail scrubber.
12:24And you should really try to scrub.
12:26That's right.
12:27How are we doing?
12:29Now, that is lovely.
12:31Now, I'm not taking that soap off.
12:33It's helping to fragrance it.
12:34I'm not, but I'm going to get most of this moisture out.
12:38If I don't, it could start mildewing.
12:41On this towel, darling, you may touch my waist, but I am now.
12:43Many thanks.
12:44No further than the waist towel.
12:45Understood.
12:45Now, dear, we jumped, dear.
12:47Now, tell you why I'm doing this.
12:4960 to 70% of moisture is going on these towels, and we need it in the hope that we'll dry it quicker, you see.
12:56The more moisture we can get out, the better it is.
12:59Are you wiggling?
13:00Do you wiggling?
13:01I am indeed.
13:01Is there any wiggling going on?
13:02The best I can.
13:03Waste, waste.
13:03Don't get carried away.
13:04You're getting the excesses, yeah.
13:06Oh, you can do it a bit for me as well.
13:08Now, keep jumping, dear.
13:09Keep jumping.
13:10I have to get off.
13:11I'm getting rather overheated.
13:12I have to get off.
13:13You will see these towels are very wet, my love, because we're getting a lot of the moisture out.
13:19Leave a heater on.
13:21Right.
13:21And that'll be dry in an hour.
13:25The results came out of the laboratory, and Agi has quite serious news about Alistar's phone.
13:32Alistar, with this telephone, you are operating a hotline to the hospital.
13:38The dogs have been spending far too much time on the phone here.
13:42They do tend to sleep on it every now and again, yes.
13:44It's appalling.
13:46I took swabs yesterday, sent them to the lab, and the results are truly horrifying.
13:51This phone is caked in fungus, bacteria, viruses.
13:58It's completely infested, your phone.
14:01I wasn't quite aware of that.
14:02It's a bit of a shock, to say the least.
14:04All these things can lead to ear infections, skin infections, cold sores.
14:10This bacteria could cause stefococcal disease, which can lead to septicemia, which can be lethal.
14:17Yes.
14:18Hmm.
14:19Okay.
14:19Oh, Bože, Alistar zaista uzgoja čudne ljubince.
14:24Tim marljivih čistača, orimao je i oprao svaku površinu u njegovom stanu,
14:28ali još nisu uspjeli rješiti problem neugodnog sećeg vonja.
14:31I bought a little lavender, very concentrated, from the health food stores.
14:37About £3 a bottle.
14:39I've unplugged the light.
14:40You must unplug these lights before you start working with lights.
14:44Unplug them.
14:45Now, having done that, I undo the light bulb like that, you see.
14:49I put my hand over here.
14:50I don't want any moisture to accidentally fall.
14:52Now, what I'm going to do now is, on a cotton wool ball, you see,
14:56it's very, very powerful, this stuff, you know.
14:59Now, I'm going to put that right round the light bulb.
15:02You see, if it's not enough, I can always add.
15:03Right?
15:04In it goes, my love.
15:06In it goes.
15:07Now, every time that light goes on, you'll get a wonderful fragrance in your room.
15:12Only go.
15:14Lovely, isn't it?
15:16Iako Alistarov stan sada mnogo ljepše miriše,
15:19Agi još ljute Alistarovi kablovi.
15:23This thing calls for heavy duty cleaning.
15:27So what I'm going to do is, take some meths here,
15:29and just take the cloth down the cord,
15:33and it very quickly will start to get clean.
15:38Look at that, Alistar, the difference.
15:40So, need to get to the phone now.
15:43This mouthwash will get rid of all this horrible bacteria around here.
15:48It's really extreme.
15:49I've never seen the light, my dear.
15:51Again, never been cleaned before, has it?
15:54Ever?
15:54I don't think so, no.
15:55It wouldn't have occurred to you to give it a wee wipe, would it?
15:57I don't think it's had beer spilt on it before, and that was wiped off, but that was about it.
16:01Beer, then dog hairs.
16:03Look at the muck coming off this phone.
16:06Now, are you a user of mouthwash yourself?
16:08Yes.
16:08Yes, so you've got no excuse, Alistar, not to keep this phone lovely and clean.
16:12Now, I like to take precautions at all times.
16:21Get this hat on, please.
16:22I'm going to clean this bath screen.
16:24It's hard to see dirt on these, especially when it's all mottled.
16:27But don't get a false sense of security.
16:29It's dirty, trust me.
16:30It's dirty.
16:31We're going to bring it back here, right.
16:33I'm using pure lemon juice.
16:36Now, I want you to get weed.
16:37Let's see that, because let's get the light on it.
16:39Come on now.
16:40Come on.
16:40Oh, you're learning.
16:43And don't forget the top here, please.
16:44Don't slack off.
16:45Don't slack off.
16:47I'm watching every move you make.
16:49It's awfully hard to see the dirt, and only by using the white rag do you truly see what you get off it.
16:54Alice, let's have a look at your cloth, lovey.
16:57There you go.
16:57Oh.
16:58You wouldn't have thought it, either.
16:59No, it's hard to see on it, but that cloth tells you you've done a good job, doesn't it?
17:03Yep, it certainly does.
17:04Now, I think to what it was, it's absolutely smashing.
17:07Have a naff.
17:07Have a naff, dear.
17:08Oh, what?
17:12Some are fresh meadows.
17:13It's fine.
17:16Naš maljivi tim za čišćenje konačno može vidjeti plodove svog rada.
17:21Satima su prali i gibali glancali do savršenstva.
17:24Even yesterday, the house of this bank was like a big dog on the record.
17:33After a big wave of interest, Alistar's kitchen was finally in the positive.
17:54I have something to show you here.
17:58Try to forget how many tins we found around your flat. Any idea?
18:03Fifty-six.
18:04Seventy-four.
18:06Seventy-four, and they are stinking to high heaven!
18:09After only 24 hours, Alistar's kitchen was in the kitchen because of the cleaning.
18:16But Kim and Agi paid his kitchen with his kitchen and gave him a convenient kitchen.
18:24Is this the right room?
18:26Oh, it looks really nice, apart from the lack of sleeping bag, to be quite honest with you.
18:30You're panicking slightly, aren't you?
18:32I certainly am, yes, but no, it does look really good, actually. I'm surprised.
18:36No dog hairs either.
18:37It's a singularity.
18:38Are you going to keep the dogs off this bed?
18:40I am indeed, yes.
18:41And off the sofa?
18:42What I'll do is I'll introduce covers on the sofa, maybe.
18:46If you vacuumed each day, it's fine-loving.
18:49Right.
18:50Alistar's kitchen is the correct color for a change.
18:59It's sparkling, isn't it?
19:02It certainly is, yes.
19:03Gleaming.
19:04What a sparkle.
19:05But we cleaned this, didn't we?
19:06Look, we cleaned that, didn't we, lovey?
19:07We got that really nice.
19:09And you left me a shower cap as well, I see?
19:12Well, I think of you all the time.
19:13I will never forget our moments in the bath.
19:15They will stare me forever.
19:16I will reminisce for a long time about that, isn't it?
19:18Oh, look at that, you get all excited, won't you?
19:20I can tell.
19:21This city girl surely didn't see such a dramatic change in the mood.
19:28It was finally free of the horse and it was full of joy.
19:33I said, dude, never get this carpet clean and look at it.
19:37What do you think?
19:39It looks like before I lived here, to be honest with you,
19:42it doesn't look anything like by living in a dorm.
19:46You look very sharp, does it?
19:49The other ones were unexpected, but this is doubly unexpected, to be honest with you.
19:54The last word will be Alistar's mother.
19:56That's usually so.
19:57What do you think, Thea?
19:58It's absolutely...
20:00Yes.
20:01Yes.
20:01Very fresh.
20:02I could burst into some.
20:03Now you can...
20:04Yeah, why not you?
20:07Alright, okay, so you're on test now, isn't it, Kim?
20:10He's on test.
20:10Until we come back, so we expect immaculate behavior from you.
20:15And we're kind of relying on you to keep him on the straight and narrow.
20:17I will, I will, yes.
20:19Yes, yes.
20:19Yes, yes.
20:19Yes, yes.
20:22Kim and Jagi will be able to see how Alistar pays the burden.
20:26But they also started to say that.
20:28So, Kim, do you reckon Alistar will have kept up with the cleaning?
20:39We'll soon know now, Iggy.
20:41Yes.
20:42Hello.
20:43Hello.
20:44Oh, my God.
20:45You look so gorgeous.
20:46Oh, you little...
20:48Oh, I say.
20:48Let's get in there.
20:50You walk in.
20:50Just make your way past the shops.
20:51You walk in and get smacked in the gob by a bunch of washing.
20:55Hang on.
20:56It smells lovely.
20:57Mother.
20:57Mother.
20:57Mother, yes.
20:58Mother.
20:58I've noticed I can see no dog tins.
21:00You're being good, are you?
21:01Yeah.
21:01And there's none empty under here.
21:03I wouldn't find...
21:03No, there's nothing like that around.
21:05Don't you worry.
21:05It's like a different house.
21:07It is, isn't it?
21:07It is.
21:07But in what way is it different?
21:09How do you feel about it?
21:09Well, it's like coming into a room where the sun's shining rather than where it's cloudy.
21:14Oh, yes.
21:15Oh, you love it.
21:17Oh, Lord.
21:19What?
21:20That's the dog's cover.
21:21Do you know what?
21:22Well, I've got a theory, which is that the dogs are in here and you're in the spare room.
21:28I'm right.
21:29I'm right.
21:29No, no, no, not at all.
21:31No.
21:32Have you had any romantic inclinations?
21:34No, no, not at all.
21:35I hope not in that bed, anyway.
21:37He'd have to court a monkey, wouldn't he?
21:39You'd have to go out with a monkey so hairy you wouldn't even notice.
21:41A big, hairy monkey would...
21:43I didn't see that really.
21:44Well, a woman's not going to get in there, is she?
21:47Let's go in here and see the...
21:51Wow.
21:51This is right.
21:52Oh, that's good, too.
21:54It's lovely.
21:55I don't know what to say, because to tell you the truth, you've kept it so nice.
21:59Alice, has your mum been involved in this?
22:02She's not done any tidying at all, no.
22:04No, she's been...
22:05On the phone?
22:05Yeah, she'll phone, but that's going to happen for the rest of my life, isn't it?
22:09She'll always win.
22:10Well, it could be worse.
22:11It could be worse.
22:11I'm all for that.
22:12Yes.
22:13This room is super.
22:14Bedroom a little bit lax, but for what it was, the rest is very good, you know.
22:18I just have one wish I'd like to end the day on.
22:21Mm-hmm.
22:21I'm throwing out that sleeping bag, but I can't find it.
22:25Bye-bye, little Lovie.
22:26Keep it clean.
22:27Very proud of you.
22:28It's smashing.
22:30I've got something for you to take away as well.
22:33Yes.
22:33Yes.
22:33Oh, I don't believe I had to fancy it.
22:38Are you sleeping bag?
22:39That's my sleeping bag.
22:40I don't believe it.
22:41You're the life in the blanket.
22:42Thanks again.
22:42Thanks again.
22:42Before he changes his mind, let's get down the flipping stairs.
22:44Yeah, quick before he changes his mind.
22:45Oh, thanks, you're a little pal.
22:48Look, come on, Aggie.
22:49Oh, come on, I love it.
22:50In the name of Lovie.
22:51Are you responsible for this?
22:53I am.
22:53Well, what are we going to use this for?
22:54We are.
22:55We do use them.
22:56We do.
22:56Come on, start picking them up.
23:05Okay.
23:06You
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