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00:01Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, if you leave that emotion on one more time...
00:06Fuck, hang on, one more time.
00:07Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, if you leave that emotion on one more time,
00:12I'll grab that wooden spoon and...
00:14Fuckin' hell, hang on.
00:16Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, if you leave that emotion on one more time,
00:20I'll grab that wooden spoon and not even...
00:23Let's have it up!
00:30Oh, clothes aren't bleeding.
00:35Oh, what were you born in a barn?
00:39You're fired, man.
00:41But why?
00:44I'll hold my shit in the closet.
00:48I got some space if you want it.
00:52So Jack says you do comedy.
00:55Videos, sketches, that sort of thing.
00:57Just for that.
00:58Did you ever see that video of the fella pretending to be the days of the week on the stag deal?
01:02Yeah, his Monday really saddened is Friday, wear sunglasses.
01:05Ah, so you have seen it.
01:06No, I actually haven't, haven't seen it.
01:08Okay, well, it's pretty simple, man.
01:11Stock comes in and out all day.
01:13Just make space and put it away.
01:15It's pretty organized as it is.
01:17Only thing I'd recommend is put the heavy stuff in the pot of shit.
01:20The steel-told boots, for example, from right up to three, four kg per foot.
01:25I don't want that fall on my puppy from four foot up.
01:28I'd say that's the most important thing to remember.
01:30You got it?
01:31Got it!
01:32Yeah.
01:34Let's crack on, then.
01:36Oh, yeah.
01:36Bang, bang!
01:37Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:41Oh!
01:42Oh!
01:43Oh!
01:44Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:46Oh!
01:47Oh!
01:48Oh!
01:53Some space here!
01:55Oh!
01:58Have you seen the steel-told boots?
02:00The lads from the building sides are in.
02:03Six pairs thereafter.
02:04Ah, I think I had to make room for the sandals.
02:07Oh, yeah, they're up there, now.
02:11Wiki-how.
02:14Stack a shelf.
02:16VIDEOS
02:21I'm not doing that
02:26Oh, you alright?
02:40So Eugene is stable
02:41Oh, thank God
02:43What was he thinking?
02:45You don't put the heavier stuff on the top shelf
02:47You could have told me that, but it's fine
02:49Right, well I'm going to have to give you a verbal warrant
02:51What?
02:54Hey, how about we put you on the shop floor for the rest of the day?
02:57Yeah, alright, yeah
02:58One of the perks of the job is the uniform, right?
03:00You get a free pair of trainers to wear and work
03:02So pick anything you want
03:04How about the Oliver Jago's?
03:09See, they'd be more the high-end designer type
03:12We don't usually allow when they're on your feet
03:15Fine, just ask the customer what size they want
03:27And let them try on one shoe
03:28If they have both, they're more likely to steal
03:31You don't even listen to me, are you?
03:33Right
03:35Just leave the shoes at the tail
03:39You got it?
03:41Got it
03:41What's the crack?
03:57Can I get you a shoe?
04:04Come here to me
04:05Your man there said you could get me these broggy in a size shucked
04:10What's going on?
04:11Are you Irish?
04:12Janey Mac
04:13I am Irish, yeah
04:15Well, me old one and me old lad are
04:17But we moved to Woking when I was a chisler
04:19And do they all speak like you?
04:21You're a guess, mate
04:22But yeah, we sound the same to be sure
04:25Anyway, he's broggy
04:28Size shucked
04:30Size 7
04:32Yeah, oh yeah
04:32I'm one of you
04:33What's going on?
04:43Oh
04:44You're shocked I was that fast
04:49Now we're sucking diesel
04:50Well, thanks fella
04:51I'll take these to the tail
04:53I don't need to try them on
04:55I've already got a pair that are banjacks
04:57Banjacks
04:58Everything you're going to say is bad
04:59I've heard
05:01What has he been going on?
05:05This is an Irish guy
05:06This is an English guy
05:09He's actually Irish, would you believe
05:11He's
05:12Shit
05:18I mean, he really didn't look like a robber
05:21I'm going to have to give you a written warning here, man
05:24Ow, what?
05:30Oh my God, man, I'm so sorry
05:34It's okay
05:36Did they say how long you have to use that thing for?
05:40Six months
05:40Ah, God
05:42When's your daughter's wedding again?
05:44Friday
05:44Oh, Jesus
05:46Well, actually
05:49Do you know, just to cheer you up
05:49It might make you laugh
05:50There was a fellow upstairs, right
05:52And he was a proper cockney geezer
05:53But everything he said was, like, really Irish
05:55He was all like
05:55Oh, Janie Mack, me shoes are banjacks
05:58To be sure, to be sure
05:59And then he actually robbed the shoes
06:00The fucking Ken
06:03Actually, he said his ma spoke like that as well
06:05Could you imagine that?
06:06Oh, I'm an English mummy
06:08Oh, you better not leave my merchant on
06:11Eugene
06:17Will you help me record something real quick?
06:21Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph
06:24Who left that bloody immersion?
06:26Fuck
06:26Hang on, one more time
06:27Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph
06:30If you leave that immersion
06:31One more time
06:33I'll grab that one spoon
06:34And it'll rent your heart
06:35Fucking hell
06:36What is the line?
06:37Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph
06:41If you leave that immersion
06:42One more time
06:43Oh, I'm a blue
06:44Oh, clouds aren't bleeding
06:55Oh, you're born in a barn
06:57You're fired, man
07:00But why?
07:03Are you serious?
07:04This whole day, man
07:05You must think I'm bloody made of money
07:07I don't have any
07:08You have to go
07:09Okay, I will
07:11Thank you
07:13I will leave me shy
07:14Oh, I will leave me shy
07:15I'm like
07:15What is wrong with you?
07:18And what is this?
07:20You must think I came down in the last shower
07:22Because the little birdies hold me
07:24You have to give me a final written warning
07:26To be sure, to be sure
07:27Are you going to be late again tomorrow?
07:30Probably
07:31Thanks for coming in
07:33Leave the shoes at the till
07:35Oh, what are we going to do, Eugene?
07:39Eugene?
07:42You all right?
07:42I hide my shit in the closet
07:49I got some space if you want it
07:52It's cool
07:53It isn't a problem now
07:56Right now
07:57Oh, can we swap?
08:02My wrist is sore
08:03If your wrist is too sore to stir risotto
08:07But completely fine
08:08To death grip your flute for an hour
08:10Oui, chef
08:11I'm home
08:13I've dinner
08:14Woo
08:15Man, never does this
08:21Oh, them death grip biceps though
08:25Wow, our own little hunter-gatherer
08:29What did you bring us?
08:30Right, so like yellow sticker's finest, right?
08:33Thought we could go for
08:33Kind of seven-year-old birthday party vibes
08:35Okay
08:38Bang those in the air fryer, would you, brother?
08:4120 minutes on high, right?
08:42And then give the basket a decent shake
08:44Halfway through
08:44It's going to be pretty heavy
08:45But no better man for the job
08:47So what are we watching?
08:50We are going to watch
08:51Riverdance Eurovision 94
08:54Shit, bad first day
08:55No, no, it was good
08:56Just want to remember
08:58What this country used to be
08:59What's getting up, old man?
09:06And like, he was like English
09:08And everything he said
09:09Everything he said was like that
09:11It was like he was reading from
09:12One of those like
09:12You know you're Irish when?
09:14You know kind of
09:14Next to sign that's illegal
09:15Should be legal
09:16But you do have to tell me
09:17If he comes in again tomorrow
09:18Yeah
09:19No, I will you
09:21Oh, hang on
09:23Ho, ho, ho
09:24Bam, bam
09:25Whoa
09:25Jesus Christ
09:27Right
09:28Sonsters are ready
09:29I can jump
09:30Pretty stuff from the cake butter
09:31But thank you so much
09:32Right, here we go
09:35What?
09:38Ladies and gentlemen
09:40Riverdance
09:42The haunting vocals of Anuna
09:57The plucked strings of Bill Whelan
10:10The grace and poise of Jean Butler
10:12The flair and intensity of Michael Flatley
10:14They entwine
10:17The ensemble joins
10:20Building to a crescendo
10:21Where Terry Wogan himself
10:22Lost for words
10:24Utters good grief
10:25The small hair standing up on the back of every Irishman's neck
10:28And just one hour later
10:30Rock and roll kids
10:31Will win for Ireland
10:32A third time in a row
10:34And a record-breaking six-time overall
10:36Positioning our small island
10:38Not just as outright Eurovision champions
10:40But as a global cultural superpower
10:43Also, I got sacked today
10:48And I almost killed a guy
10:49Can you find him something else?
10:54He's just going to do it again
10:55Look, I take my job seriously
10:56And I'm starting to lose credibility as a recruiter
10:58He just needs the right thing
10:59He doesn't need the right thing
11:00He's just lazy
11:01Look, I will sort his rent for this month
11:03Babe, I love you
11:03But how are we supposed to save for a gaffe
11:05If our tenant only pays rent whenever he can?
11:07Well, he just needs some help
11:08You help him all the time
11:09For fuck's sake
11:10Don't pretend to be asleep
11:15I hate that
11:16Stop
11:16What?
11:17Stop
11:17What's going on?
11:18Stop
11:19Sorry
11:20Look, Jack is going to line up some interviews for tomorrow
11:23But it's the last time, okay?
11:26Sorry
11:26Last time
11:27Sorry
11:27Please try
11:31So
11:43Have you seen Wolf of Wallstreet?
11:46Have I seen Wolf?
11:48Wolf, yeah, Wolf Wallstreet
11:49Yeah, DiCaprio
11:49And yeah, Scorsese
11:50Yeah, he's got to end the car
11:52And he can't get in
11:52Sell me this way
11:54Okay
11:58Excuse me, madam
12:00You look like a convicted vapist
12:01All right
12:02And we got some flavors you wouldn't believe
12:04You can go
12:05Oh, yeah
12:07Oh, God
12:08That sounds like
12:09Yeah, the vapist sounds
12:09Like a bad thing
12:11I don't know why
12:11I'm a vapist
12:12So
12:14You follow the clues
12:16You find the key
12:17And then you get the job
12:18Yeah
12:18Great
12:19Easy
12:20When you see me
12:23I may bring a fright
12:24But for a child
12:26I bring comfort at night
12:28Okay
12:29Okay
12:30The answer
12:39Is a lamp
12:41Ah, no
12:43The answer's a doll, man
12:45What?
12:46Comfort at night
12:46The key's on the back
12:48Oh, very good, yeah
12:49You're gonna get comfort for a child
12:51We take a lot of pride in this place
12:55I'd say so
12:56It's gorgeous
12:57Can I say it?
12:57Thank you so much
12:59Well, look
12:59We've seen the place
13:00Let's get to know each other
13:01Yeah, great
13:02Where do you see yourself in five years?
13:03Fuck you
13:11Were you voting a bomb?
13:27Close the bloody door
13:28You're fired, buddy
13:33But why?
13:40English
13:41English
13:43Mammy
13:44Hey
13:50Blimmed it, man
14:05Might want to get some plastic sheets
14:07If you keep shit in the bed so much
14:08Didn't land any, no
14:09Not a one
14:10And Terry immediately clocked
14:12That you have ADHD
14:13Oh
14:14Oh, was Terry the Spanish one?
14:17Sofia was the Brazilian one
14:18Oh, that's bad, isn't it?
14:21Wait, sorry
14:22She thinks of ADHD
14:24Yeah
14:26Don't you?
14:30Oh, God
14:31That video was so fucking funny
14:33It's got like 12,000 views already
14:35Fresh spaghetti make me?
14:36Nah, I had a big lunch, you're right
14:37As what?
14:40Hmm?
14:44Why did you keep doing the voice?
14:45You fucking maniac
14:46Oh, God
14:50Okay
14:54It's
15:03Figures
15:08Mm
15:09Oh
15:10Oh
15:14Oh
15:15Oh
15:16Oh
15:17Oh
15:18Oh
15:19Oh
15:20Oh sit
15:20What is he even doing?
15:45What are you doing?
15:50What are you doing?
16:20What are you doing?
16:22What are you doing?
16:27What are you doing?
16:32What are you doing?
16:34What are you doing?
16:36What are you doing?
16:38What are you doing?
16:40You
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