L'armure de Jade Saison 1 Épisode 8 emission vf fr francais français émission qc canada
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00:00Just a sec, I have the perfect workout song.
00:09I just have to find her again.
00:10It's the most endless experience of my life.
00:13And yet, I was born 5000 years ago.
00:15Ha ha! Found it!
00:18Look at this!
00:23Pretty fun, right?
00:26Fun? Your goal isn't to have fun, but to master your craft.
00:30As a jade, you must be able to collect all the shards.
00:33I am aware.
00:34At 10,000 years old, maybe it's time you enjoyed life a little, Channemou.
00:37I'm only 5000 years old.
00:40The stick was invented to transform a formidable weapon into a simple agricultural tool.
00:45Unexpected!
00:45But in the hands of an extremely powerful expert,
00:48These peasants practiced diversified agriculture.
00:51Rice, soy, lotus, cane sugar...
00:54Maybe we could continue this conversation later?
00:58Ha!
00:59Sorry, I have to answer.
01:10Theo is counting on me.
01:11Hi Theo!
01:12Hi Lanlan, am I bothering you?
01:14Don't worry, you never bother me.
01:15What's up?
01:16Aia!
01:17The use of your talking box is prohibited during training.
01:20I can do both.
01:21I'm starting to get nervous about my show, thinking I'm going to have to go on stage in front of a whole audience.
01:27That's the principle of a one-man show, Théo. You'll be great, don't worry.
01:30The others, Jade, were not so unmanageable.
01:33I'm still hesitating about my first joke.
01:35By whom? We're moving up a level.
01:38The one about the beaver and the igloo?
01:39I love this one.
01:42Ah OK.
01:43If you find it funny.
01:44Your lack of focus will eventually get you into trouble, young Jade.
01:48We call it multitasking.
01:52Aia!
01:53Wow, she's good.
01:56Are you sure I'm not disturbing you?
01:58You look busy, huh?
02:00Not at all, I'm listening.
02:01Can I try a new joke?
02:03Hot !
02:04Okay.
02:05When a chicken falls into water, can we say it's a wet hen?
02:10Oh, you're right, she's not great.
02:12I'm so glad you're coming tonight.
02:13Ah, to all!
02:14Like I said, this multitasking stuff will get you lost.
02:18Anyway, you don't understand anything about my life.
02:20I can't let my friends down.
02:23Both of you, stop, your arguments are scaring Baihu.
02:27Oh, I'm sorry, Baihu.
02:29I need to get ready.
02:29When I was little, a legendary heroine gave her life to save my town from the clutches of an evil tyrant by destroying his mystical armor.
02:46Today, the mighty shards of that armor reappear, wreaking havoc in their wake.
02:51That's where I come in.
02:53I am the new Jade, guardian of Bantang.
02:56With my Bistikon, my mission is simple.
02:59Prevent the return of the red spectrum by absorbing the bursts one by one.
03:03Where are you going?
03:24There's an open stage at Bistro Boba tonight.
03:27Theo is going to perform some sketches.
03:30Hi Alisha!
03:31Lan Lan, tell me you're coming to Theo's show.
03:34I don't want to be alone.
03:35Don't worry, Shrella.
03:36You better? Can you imagine if no one laughs?
03:39You can hear it right away when I push myself.
03:41Huh? Huh?
03:41Oh yeah.
03:43Anyway, your fake laugh is super funny.
03:45Maybe it will make others laugh.
03:47Don't worry, we'll see each other tonight.
03:48Teenagers are so frivolous.
03:50You are not interested in serious things.
03:53Theo takes his show very seriously and Alisha is always too serious.
03:57Plus, we're going to eat yaglas afterward.
03:58Yaglas? What are they again?
04:01These frozen yogurts in short.
04:03Come out of your shell a little from time to time.
04:06Stop! You're starting to scare Baihu again.
04:10Oh, sorry Baihu.
04:12Don't worry, I'll share with you.
04:16But do I need to take a jacket?
04:18No, it's going to be really nice.
04:20This is Malik Melky live.
04:22I am standing in front of the Bandung Memorial Fountain, a memorial built to remind us of our memories of our past.
04:28One might think it was a mistake in the weather forecast, but this rain is anything but ordinary.
04:32It appears that during a routine intervention, workers punctured a pipe causing this geyser of strange liquid.
04:38Although its composition remains a mystery, we do know that the slightest contact with this product causes temporary amnesia.
04:43Sir, what is your name?
04:45Uh, wait.
04:47It will come back to me.
04:48Could you repeat the question?
04:50Striking.
04:51If you value your memory, here's a little advice.
04:53Do not approach the memorial.
04:55How ironic.
04:56What is this camera?
04:58Hello Pa!
04:58Wait.
04:59Is that you, Dad?
05:01Okay, this story is weird. Something where someone has to be behind it all.
05:05For once, we agree.
05:07These workers must have unearthed a shard.
05:09You're probably right, Zuzu, but it's also possible that a bad guy is scheming, that's all.
05:14There's only one way to find out.
05:16Let's go!
05:27My collection bores me, dear friend.
05:29What is my most valuable trophy?
05:31My sea serpent?
05:33Oh, tasteless.
05:34My Yeti?
05:34It's no longer fashionable.
05:36I need a bisticon.
05:38Tika, light.
05:42To hope to subdue such a creature, my petrification powder must be more powerful and last longer.
05:49And that's exactly what I'm talking about.
05:51He broke free again.
05:53Tika, grill.
05:54If I want to keep a bisticon, this depetrification problem must be resolved.
06:02Oh, calm down.
06:03It won't hurt you.
06:04What breath, these dragons!
06:12It's time to get back on your pedestal.
06:14And be very good.
06:21I preferred your old break.
06:22If you value your memory, a little advice: do not approach the memorial.
06:26Tika, turn up the volume.
06:28Contact with this liquid mysterio causes instant memory loss.
06:32But is this sudden amnesia temporary?
06:34We hope so.
06:35Do you want some advice?
06:36If you were planning on going out today, forget it.
06:40Did you hear that?
06:41If a shard emerged, and I managed to grab it before Jade did, I could use its power.
06:47And my inventions will finally be powerful enough to capture a bisticon.
06:53Tika, activation of the tiger suit.
06:59Mega Optic, activated.
07:01Order belt, loaded.
07:04And now the hunt is on.
07:07Hello, can I ask you a question?
07:16Where am I? And who am I?
07:20News flash, I have no idea what's going on.
07:23Yeah, that's a job for Jade.
07:26I've located the source, now I just need to find the shard.
07:29Come on, show yourself my little sparkle.
07:31Jackpot.
07:35Bisticon, union.
07:37And the dead of nature, come to me, be my armor.
07:44Xinlan, water dragon.
07:48Shenhu, air turtle.
07:50Baihu, earth tiger.
07:53Zou-Tue, firebird.
07:55It is mine, when I think of all the crimes that await me.
08:02Inventions, experiments, raw power.
08:06Batouche, that would erase everything in your mini-brain and I don't have time to train you again.
08:10The next time Jade crosses paths with the tigress will also be the last, it will be her end.
08:18So you're the tigress behind all this?
08:21What was your plan?
08:22Let me guess.
08:23Commit your thefts in broad daylight, then make witnesses who saw you forget about them?
08:27Do you think I created this geyser?
08:29And... is that the case?
08:31My plan is... what you said.
08:33What are you going to do?
08:35Cool you down.
08:36Xinlan!
08:38Ice tongue!
08:43Be careful not to lose your cool, Jade!
08:48She taunts me and uses my power to escape.
08:52It's official, I hate her.
08:57No, it must be Alisha or Theo!
09:15Is that your talking box again? You better not pick up.
09:18Can I do both?
09:20Yes, Theo?
09:21You've come at a bit of a bad time. What's wrong?
09:24No, the clown net is going too far.
09:27Yes, even if it's ironic.
09:29Focus, or you could lose your life.
09:33Don't worry, I'm on my way.
09:36Oh! Oh!
09:37Oh !
09:39Oh !
09:40But where is she?
09:45By whom?
09:47Leaping Tiger!
09:49She's gone!
09:55She's gone!
09:55But how?
09:57So you think it's my fault?
10:02All this because I'm a good friend?
10:04No, because you're a bad Jade.
10:07Do you all think like him?
10:09That I'm not able to juggle between Jade and Lanjun?
10:12A lucky psychic would tell you that the answer is usually found in the question.
10:16Let's try to calm down a little, okay?
10:18You really don't understand anything, Shenmue.
10:21Maybe you know all about Jade, but what do you know about friendship?
10:25Friendship will not conquer evil.
10:27Are you sure?
10:28Now, excuse me.
10:30I have to go support my friend who is going to try to make people laugh.
10:33Well, go ahead!
10:35And have fun at your important tragicomic wrestling night.
10:38These are comedy sketches!
10:40And I'm not going to hold back.
10:42Wait! Where has Bayrou gone?
10:44She must have come home.
10:45Let's go.
10:49Did you see that, Charbon?
10:51It's my lucky day.
10:53I declare the tiger hunt open.
10:58This way, kitty kitty.
11:00Come on, my baby Bistikon.
11:03Oh, don't blame yourself too much!
11:06No creature has ever managed to escape from my energy cages.
11:10In all modesty, it is one of my most brilliant inventions.
11:17I'm late.
11:19Sometimes I feel like my only superpower is being a super pain in the ass.
11:25I just had a terrible education on a bike because one of the wheels was bent.
11:29I said to myself, no way I'm going to be fooled.
11:33Where have you been?
11:35I had a bad day.
11:40I'm so, so happy you came.
11:43I wouldn't have let you go.
11:46Bayrou!
11:46Bayrou!
11:47Bayrou!
11:48Bayrou!
11:49Bayrou! Where are you?
11:50She's not here.
11:53So I told him, old pumpkin, stop your nonsense right now or I'll call my lawyer.
11:59Why isn't Lange responding?
12:01For once, when we needed to reach her on her distraction device, she turned it off.
12:05What a day!
12:09I was in top form.
12:11Not to brag.
12:12I found a shard, semed and captured a bisticone.
12:17And what a specimen!
12:19You will soon be the star of my collection.
12:24I believe this energy cage can be further improved.
12:29So, I said, you can keep the donkey.
12:45Oh, I have to go.
12:46But Theo is almost finished.
12:48I just have a little emergency to take care of.
12:50Tell him I'm sorry.
12:51That's all for tonight.
12:52My name is Théo.
12:54Did you see that? I did it.
12:56Where is the donkey-the donkey?
12:57She had to run away.
12:58An emergency to be resolved.
13:00I was so nervous.
13:01I have to thank her.
13:03You too.
13:04And sorry again for throwing up on your sweater earlier.
13:06Let's never bring this up again.
13:09This is where Baihu was last seen.
13:11We need to search the area.
13:13Don't you have a tin can of tuna?
13:14Not on me, no.
13:16It's a shame.
13:18She loves tuna.
13:19Baihu!
13:20Baihu!
13:21Baihu!
13:22Baihu!
13:23Maybe she got lost?
13:25Yes.
13:25Or the tigress captured her.
13:27What ?
13:28We saw the tigress leave.
13:29And anyway, she wouldn't have let it happen.
13:31She is way too powerful.
13:32Right?
13:34Okay.
13:35Don't panic.
13:36What if the tigress really captured her?
13:39There must be a way to find her.
13:41Ah ah!
13:42If I transform into jade, Baihu will teleport into the armor.
13:45Beasticon!
13:46Union!
13:47But that's not possible!
13:51Where is she?
13:52No idea.
13:53But that's not a good sign.
13:55Oh !
13:56You look great when you get angry.
13:59Oh !
13:59No !
14:00My collection!
14:02You dirty little creature!
14:04From there you won't be able to cause any more damage.
14:08Oh !
14:09What a mess!
14:10I need to clean all this up.
14:12How could I lose Baihu?
14:14It must have been the incessant criticism from a certain person that had me distracted.
14:17Your lack of concentration is precisely the cause of my criticism.
14:20Stop!
14:21Arguing only causes problems.
14:23I found something.
14:25Look!
14:26There are signs of struggle there, you see?
14:28Paw prints.
14:29But these were left by a human.
14:31These are traces of high heels.
14:34Like those of the tigress.
14:35Look!
14:36A ball of Baihu fur!
14:38Do you think she was kidnapped?
14:40This is all my fault.
14:42I also have a share of responsibility.
14:45By arguing so much, we have lost sight of what is really important.
14:48Ah! On a seesaw, the hamster and the whale never look each other in the eye.
14:54You're right, Chin-Lun.
14:55We must join forces to find Baihu.
14:58We just need one more clue.
15:02I will recognize these scratches among a thousand.
15:04They show us the way.
15:15Right away !
15:16Blame the phoenix!
15:18A cross!
15:26It must be there.
15:32Baihu!
15:33We'll get you out of here.
15:39So, how does this thing blow?
15:41Great! Like I have nothing better to do.
15:49Surprise !
15:51Jade, you again?
15:53Holy little one!
15:54We don't like surprises, it seems.
15:55All right !
16:09Okay, so that's how she activates her orbs.
16:12Chin-Lun!
16:13Ice tongue!
16:15THANKS !
16:22No need to walk me home!
16:24It doesn't work!
16:32Ready to give up?
16:36You have no chance of winning!
16:39Caught !
16:44What ?
16:45Apparently you didn't keep score correctly because, as you can see, I'm winning.
16:50Not bad.
16:51But you're no match for your precious little biscotti.
16:54No !
17:03Bayou!
17:05And you won't be able to free her without this!
17:08A shard? But where did you find a shard?
17:11You didn't create the geyser that causes amnesia!
17:15It was just a fluke!
17:16And luck continues to smile on me, because soon, it's not one, but four bisticones that I will add to my collection.
17:23Before I erase your memory, tell me, how did you find my secret lair?
17:27It was super easy!
17:29I just had to search the internet for the worst person in the world!
17:33What if you forgot it?
17:35What's laughing now?
17:39I don't know.
17:41Who is that?
17:41Me.
17:42I wasn't really asking.
17:43Yes, you have amnesia.
17:46I love this stuff.
17:48Jade!
17:48It's us!
17:48Is everything okay?
17:49This baby tiger is so cute.
17:53Is she yours?
17:54Yes.
17:56This is the best day of my life!
17:59What are you? A jeco?
18:01Huh? I'm a dragon.
18:04Chénu, we're doing something.
18:07Zutrui, create a diversion.
18:09Chinon, bring me closer to the ledge.
18:11Jade, resist the power of the shine.
18:13I have to resist something, but I don't remember what.
18:21You're wearing Jade's armor! You're Jade!
18:25This voice sounds familiar, but where do I know it from?
18:29I have to remember.
18:30That's more of a white flag you should be waving, my darlings.
18:40Jade! Catch!
18:42Oaken.
18:44And I am Jade.
18:47I find you very tough for a miserable grasshopper.
18:50No more laughing, tigress.
18:52Put down that shine.
18:53Come and get it.
18:54In a moment, your precious Bistikon will no longer have any Jade to lend their power to.
19:21But don't worry.
19:23I will pamper them.
19:25What ?
19:27No !
19:29Jade opens the door for me!
19:30Bourras!
19:32That should hold her back.
19:36The effect may not last.
19:37It's true.
19:38But in the meantime, let her stay there.
19:43Balance of elemental forces.
19:45Dark radiance becomes light again.
19:53Let's go home.
19:58News flash.
19:59My memory is back.
20:00Special report live from the Fountain of Remembrance.
20:03The city of Bantang will not soon forget the day it escaped a general amnesia.
20:07It's ready.
20:08Who wants some Yagla?
20:09Oaken.
20:10From Yagla.
20:11I tend to be wary of things that aren't spoken in full.
20:14What could possibly be in there?
20:15Uh...
20:16Yagglacé?
20:17Oh no, I have to find something better.
20:18Okay, you can put your comedy career on hold.
20:21You did great.
20:22I'm so sorry I left before the end.
20:24I'm definitely far from being the ideal friend.
20:26Are you kidding me?
20:27You're a golden friend, aren't you, Bayou?
20:29You were there for both of us.
20:32I hadn't tasted such a succulent dish in a thousand years.
20:37No.
20:38Two.
20:40Yes, it's thanks to the brownie pieces.
20:42No, to flaked almonds.
20:44With brownie chips.
20:45With flaked almonds.
20:47Hey oh, don't do that again.
20:48Sorry.
20:49I ask for forgiveness.
20:50Ah, I prefer that.
20:51So what movies are we watching?
20:53A comedy.
20:54A documentary.
20:54No, a comedy.
20:55A documentary.
20:56A comedy.
20:57A documentary.
20:58A comedy.
21:01And there...