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00:00News flash: it's official: the city can now count on the new Jad.
00:05She literally doesn't have an hour to herself.
00:08And here she is in a position that leaves her potential in doubt.
00:12This heroine is still green, literally and figuratively.
00:15With the strange phenomena that befall Bantam,
00:18like the black hole of the Observatory toilets or the crazy metro,
00:22The city needs a helping hand.
00:25Will she be up to it?
00:27Spectral Notebook. Entry 4231.
00:31A new Jad was chosen, proving my theory.
00:35Shards of the Red Spectre's armor are resurfacing.
00:39If I am not mistaken in my calculations,
00:41This uncatchable tennis ball contains a sparkle.
00:46This is the moment of truth.
00:51I was right!
00:53With this burst, the very powerful red specter will finally be able to make its grand return among us.
00:58And thanks to...
00:58No !
01:00No !
01:02Where is Jad?
01:08Where is this Jad of misfortune?
01:12When I was little, a legendary heroine gave her life to save my town from the clutches of an evil tyrant.
01:21by destroying his mystical armor.
01:23Today, the mighty shards of that armor reappear,
01:26sowing chaos in their path.
01:28That's where I come in.
01:30I am the new Jad, guardian of Bantang.
01:33With my Bisticons, my mission is simple.
01:36Prevent the return of the red spectrum by absorbing the bursts one by one.
01:41Why be a heroine when you can be a pop, pop, pop star?
02:07I'm not sure I understand this ritual.
02:10I'm not sure we have the right Jad.
02:12Lanjun has every right to have fun.
02:14Oh, sorry, Shenmue.
02:16Do you want me to explain to you what that means?
02:19Let me know when we get down to business.
02:25Surprise attack!
02:26Thanks, Mamoun, but we said no more surprise attacks in my room.
02:32Exactly !
02:33You know the enemy always attacks when you least expect it, Lanjun.
02:39This can't go on.
02:41How many times have you been told?
02:43Tidy my room? A billion times?
02:45Ah! Bad Feng Shui.
02:48We already warned you, Lanjun.
02:49I know! Bad Feng Shui equals bad luck equals the end of the world.
02:55Ah!
02:55Okay, I'll tidy up.
02:57We're going to go do some shopping.
02:59Don't forget to take out the trash.
03:01Ah!
03:02Where did my red armor go?
03:08And where is my... body?
03:10Calm down, you supreme rager.
03:13I am Xiao Wuchu Lepage.
03:15But you can just call me Wu.
03:17Because we are cousins.
03:18Far away, but still.
03:19And I will take care of you.
03:22The last thing I remember is that pathetic jade girl managed to carry me.
03:27I gathered all my strength and...
03:29And you have exploded your amnesiac grandeur.
03:32Your indestructible armor has shattered into thousands of tiny shards.
03:36But I found one.
03:38And here you are back.
03:39What ?
03:40But how long was I gone?
03:42Not very long.
03:43A short decade.
03:45Ten years!
03:46Don't worry.
03:48I have a plan to bring you back to us in the flesh.
03:51You found a solution.
03:53What is your profession?
03:55Engineer? Wizard?
03:56I work as a municipal purification artist.
03:59The official title is maintenance agent.
04:01At least I know you won't hesitate to get your hands dirty.
04:05A vulgar jump in place of my armor and a bootlicking cousin as my only lackey?
04:11What could be worse?
04:13Did that damn jade survive?
04:16How come she's unharmed when I'm... this?
04:21This is a new jade.
04:22Uh, number 8.
04:24So this jade will pay double the price for my next revenge.
04:28Ha ha ha!
04:31If I could use my powers, this would be over in a flash.
04:36OK, no problem.
04:38I manage.
04:38Too easy.
04:44Now, the trash.
04:47What a shocking lack of discipline.
04:49She is impetuous.
04:51Shinchi was too in his early days.
04:53Give him a chance.
04:54Maybe she deserves it.
04:56She was still only a child when the great battle deprived her of her mother.
05:00By the way, don't you think it's time to tell him the truth?
05:04Help yourself? Am I free?
05:09Cool !
05:10Let me do it.
05:13This is not information that can be thrown around randomly.
05:15It takes delicacy.
05:17We can't tell him...
05:18You know, the last jade, well, she was your mother.
05:20Oh !
05:21She's right behind me, isn't she?
05:25The last jade was my mother.
05:34That means the Bicicones knew her.
05:36They know her.
05:37She might be there somewhere.
05:39Maybe I could find her again.
05:41Well done, Tzu-Tzue.
05:44It was an accident, sorry.
05:46Lan-June, are you okay?
05:49No.
05:52I will...
05:52More than good!
05:54My mother was the last jade!
05:56I could kiss you...
05:57Uh, no way.
05:59I can't wait to tell everyone.
06:01You mustn't tell anyone.
06:03I can't wait to tell anyone!
06:05It's huge!
06:07How could I have missed this?
06:09Shin-Chi took all risks to protect Bantang from the red specter.
06:13Yes, she totally crushed it.
06:15Wow !
06:16Ya!
06:17Wow !
06:18Wow !
06:19And then...
06:20Boom!
06:21We thought she had succeeded until the shards of armor resurfaced.
06:27We fear that with the awakening of the shards, the red specter will also return.
06:31Let him try it and see.
06:32Wow !
06:34My mirror!
06:38Oh no!
06:41A broken mirror!
06:42Doesn't that mean?
06:43Five years of misfortune?
06:44No, seven.
06:46Seven long years.
06:47That's not true.
06:48I feel like it's already worse than before.
06:56Bad Feng Shui is already in operation.
06:59Now your bad luck is going to get worse and worse.
07:01Is that good?
07:02I absolutely don't believe in this stuff.
07:04I don't know where to start.
07:06I have so many questions about my mother.
07:09She as jade.
07:10Me as jade.
07:11Enough blabbering.
07:12I think some training is in order.
07:15How about going to see where your mom loved to train?
07:17Yes! Let's go!
07:19Come on, let's go!
07:19Bistikon, unite!
07:23Element of nature, come to me, be my armor!
07:29Shin Lab, Water Dragon!
07:32Shen Wu, Air Turtle!
07:35Bai Wu, Earth Tiger!
07:38Zuchue, firebird!
07:40No way I'm doing something like that!
07:48Shin Chi loved to climb.
07:50No tower was too high for her.
07:51No tree too big.
07:53Yes, but she was a stuntwoman.
07:55I don't know what I'll do later.
07:57Shin Chi was scared too at first.
07:59I find it very hard to believe you.
08:01Yet, Shen Wu speaks the truth.
08:03But your mother never shied away from difficulty.
08:06After all, what do I have to lose?
08:09Except for my beloved little bones.
08:12Come on, let's go!
08:14Zuchu and !
08:15Fire Feather!
08:17This is so awesome!
08:21Yes, it's amazing.
08:26I may be at the final height.
08:34It was a close call.
08:35I could have fallen.
08:36But you didn't fall.
08:38Good start.
08:39You couldn't have foreseen the laundry bin on the roof.
08:41You just got unlucky.
08:43Or she was very lucky to still be in one piece after such a landing.
08:49What else?
08:50I'm ready.
08:51It's whenever you want.
08:53That's how my mother entertained herself.
08:56Maybe she was out of her mind from falling on it so many times.
08:59You must move forward with confidence.
09:01They say the fruit never falls far from the tree.
09:03Avoid the word "fall."
09:08Bayou!
09:11Leaping Tiger!
09:13Everything is fine.
09:16Everything is fine.
09:18Watch out, lapis!
09:19Oh no!
09:23Headball!
09:24I would like to point out that this bird is not representative of our species.
09:32Bees!
09:34Not that!
09:35What ?
09:37Does she have a phobia of bees?
09:39Yes !
09:41Help!
09:42Shenmue!
09:46Squall!
09:49It was impressive!
09:51You have great reflexes!
09:53THANKS !
09:54I made my...
09:55No luck!
09:59We have to face the facts.
10:01I am not my mother.
10:02Hey !
10:08We are not going to let ourselves be put off by small setbacks.
10:11Little ?
10:12She nearly broke her neck when she slipped on a ball in her messy bedroom.
10:16Broke a mirror, nearly fell off a roof, and fell off a cable straight onto a beehive.
10:21To end up in the sewers.
10:22That's exactly what I'm saying.
10:24It's just super mega giga bad luck.
10:27It will pass.
10:27Maybe not as fast as we think.
10:30I suspect something other than just bad luck is at work.
10:40Enough !
10:41I order you to be less annoying.
10:43And watch out for the speed bumps.
10:45I was on the verge of falling over.
10:47You then?
10:48You'll see, you'll feel better when we get our hands on another shard.
10:52Silence !
10:53And lead me to a shine.
10:54Oh, I would love to!
10:56But your impatience doesn't work like that.
10:59How does it work?
11:00I hardly dare ask.
11:02It's simple.
11:03We must look for the strange.
11:05The shards of your armor seem to be magnetically attracted to each other.
11:09But they appear in just about anything and everything.
11:12And cause curious phenomena.
11:15This is what allowed me to locate the first one.
11:17But it took me months.
11:18I am doomed to languish in this seal until the end of time.
11:22I might as well empty myself.
11:23Wait.
11:25I feel something.
11:26I feel the power of my armor.
11:29Very close to here.
11:35There !
11:36This mirror.
11:37Look, it must surely contain a shard of my armor.
11:40Go ahead, follow that truck.
11:41Lan Jun, are you okay? Why are you sulking?
11:51You saw correctly.
11:52I'm the worst Jade ever.
11:54It's hopeless.
11:56I'm not cut out to be a heroine.
11:57Hey, your mother doubted her too, you know.
12:00It's true.
12:01There were times when he wanted to give up.
12:03But she never did.
12:05Falling this time on the V8, that's how Shinchi became the greatest Jade.
12:10All right.
12:11I'd like to try again.
12:14There !
12:15Did you see it in his eyes?
12:17What's wrong with my eyes?
12:19It's my nose that's broken.
12:20They are very red.
12:22You don't really think she has...
12:24Conjunctivitis?
12:25No, not that.
12:27She was hit by a shard, bird brain.
12:30I take that as a compliment.
12:31It's true that when you think about it,
12:33I've started getting super mega unlucky since I got the mirror.
12:38The shine is in the mirror!
12:40That means I'm not a terrible Jade!
12:43But no! It's the shine that brings bad luck.
12:45There is no time to waste, we must find him.
12:48The trash was collected this morning, so it could be anywhere.
12:55There !
12:57Chin-Lon!
12:58Lightning Dragon!
13:01Yuck!
13:05It's disgusting.
13:06So disgusting.
13:12Did you find it?
13:14It's not the right truck and there are probably dozens of them all over town.
13:22We need help.
13:24What ?
13:24Chin-Chi never called for help.
13:26She didn't need anyone.
13:28Here, I have a scoop for you.
13:30I am not my mother.
13:31It has to be done.
13:32And me too, for that matter.
13:37Hi Lanlan, how are you?
13:39We're hanging around waiting for the new comic book store to open.
13:41It's called the bubbling cat.
13:43It's right in the city center.
13:44Do you want to join us?
13:45Actually, I need your help.
13:47You'll have to find me a garbage truck.
13:49Cool.
13:49I love it when you make my life completely surreal.
13:52Did you call your friends?
13:54NOW !
13:55Lanlan, are you still there?
13:56Yes, sorry.
13:58I'm on a mission.
13:59If you know what I mean.
14:01The garbage truck I'm looking for is the one that drives down my street every morning.
14:05You mean you're giving us the green light to help you, right?
14:07What's the problem?
14:08Need an assistant?
14:09I have a mask at home.
14:11So, town hall website, waste collection...
14:14Okay, I found it.
14:16The garbage truck you're looking for is finishing its tour of the cinema about... now.
14:21You're the best, Alisha! I love you!
14:23We're not far away.
14:24We can find them and hold them until they arrive.
14:27There you go! Okay, we found it.
14:28It'll be faster if we go over the rooftops, right?
14:31You see, she just needed time.
14:33But be careful.
14:35You're unlucky.
14:36Don't worry.
14:37I'm in control.
14:51Sorry.
14:58I have conjunctivitis.
15:00I didn't see anything.
15:06Look, there it is.
15:10The new comic book store!
15:12But no !
15:13The other thing.
15:15The garbage truck!
15:17Excuse me, my brother accidentally threw away my homework.
15:20Do you mind if he takes a look?
15:22Me? I mean, me?
15:24Not at all. Go ahead.
15:27Waste is my passion.
15:28What's the most disgusting thing you've found?
15:32Otherwise, what was the most expensive thing then?
15:35By the way, what should I look for again?
15:39Don't pay attention.
15:51I am...
15:52The new Jade!
15:53Is it me or did that Sodo just speak?
15:56It is...
15:57It's the red spectrum!
15:59Quick, you have to get the shard for him!
16:01What are you waiting for, exactly?
16:05Course !
16:06Me first!
16:15Otherwise !
16:17Dragon fusion!
16:18What? Jade is here?
16:23I didn't expect that.
16:24Ah, there it is!
16:30I got it!
16:32Is this what you're looking for?
16:36Ah! Definitely, bad luck!
16:41Oh !
16:43My poor little Jade!
16:44If you think breaking a mirror is bad luck, then wait until you see this.
16:49Let it work!
16:50Mighty radiance, I invoke your power!
16:57Awaken my red armor and give me victory!
17:07Oh no!
17:09It worked!
17:17Wu, you are a genius!
17:19Oh, I found my body again!
17:22My wonderful body!
17:26Your incompetence is a real gift, my dear Jade!
17:30How can I thank you?
17:32Oh! I know!
17:33By squashing you!
17:35It was liquid and it took shape again! But how?
17:39By absorbing the shine!
17:40Jade, you have to get it back!
17:42Oh! Okay!
17:45Here we go!
17:48He's too strong!
17:54His armor is incomplete!
17:58And what's more, he's really rude!
18:01You can beat him!
18:02This microbe is the new Jade!
18:05This is a joke!
18:07At least the previous one had defended itself before I pulverized it!
18:11It's him!
18:12It was against him that my mother fought before she disappeared!
18:16I'm going to kill!
18:18Penis flame!
18:20Wow!
18:27Did you almost turn the innocent people you're trying so hard to save into misery?
18:31Looks like bad luck is smiling on you!
18:33Don't pay attention to what he says to you!
18:35He was the one who lost when Jade 7 blew his armor into a thousand pieces!
18:39How do you think Shin-Chi became so strong?
18:43Thanks to moments like this!
18:50Not bad, right?
18:54With a little practice, you'll be as good as me!
18:57Maybe even better, you know!
18:58For that, you just have to try!
19:01Yes, I must at least try!
19:07Hey, redhead!
19:18Caught !
19:19That's what you call passing the buck, you old codger!
19:22The pun is a gift!
19:25Bayou!
19:27Tiger's Claw!
19:29Shenmue!
19:31Squall!
19:33Jin-Lun!
19:36The Ice Weapon!
19:38Burst! Extraction!
19:43Master! No!
19:48Balance of elemental forces!
19:50Dark glow!
19:51Become light again!
19:54You'll make her your mop next time, your ultimate puddle!
20:08How about we get some comics?
20:12It always cheers me up when I'm faced with a big disappointment!
20:16My one and only disappointment is having you as a cousin!
20:20This book looks fascinating!
20:27Is this a strategy manual perhaps?
20:29No, this is the last Ninja Otter!
20:31She's a superhero, kind of like Jade, you know?
20:34Except Ninja Otter, well, he's an otter!
20:36And that it doesn't exist!
20:37What do you think of our real superhero's performance?
20:41Strong or too strong?
20:43Lanjun has potential!
20:45It's true, she's very promising!
20:49It might even be the best jade made from it!
20:52Ah, is that really what you think, Chen Woo?
20:55I never doubted her for a single second!
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