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00:00Hi, I'm Becca Scott, and welcome to Parlor Room, where we play our favorite board games
00:12with your favorite people. Each episode, we invite a new guest to bring a game of their
00:18choosing and a few of their pals. Tonight's special guest needs no introduction as the
00:23stat tracker on his back does that for him. The wise and often lurking in the shadows
00:28of the studio, the squirm daddy himself, Paul Ravolino. Hi. Hi, Paul. I've always wanted to be a new guest.
00:36I'm so excited to have you here. Paul, what game are we playing today? Well, we're playing a little
00:43game I like to call Wavelength. What is it called? I call it that. You might know it by a different name.
00:51Wavelength. My two teammates today will be Raphael Chastain.
00:58Yeah. Yeah, that's neurotypical. Let's go. And Jordan Myring. Hi. I forgot there was sound.
01:11And my teammates are Demia Digiwebe. I'm playing for the United Health Care Fund.
01:16I will not pay your legal bills. When is this airing again? And Jess Ross. I'm playing for the troops.
01:27Now that we know who are our competitors, what is Wavelength and why do you love it?
01:33Becca, Wavelength is a game of spectrums. It's a game of shades of gray. What's black, what's white.
01:39We don't know any of those things. And today we're going to be able to compare how we feel about
01:42different things. No, we don't know. We don't see color. We don't see color. In this world,
01:51there is no black and white. There's a million shades in between and we're going to get into
01:56that, into the nitty gritty and find out what our values are. A little heavier. To compare with
02:01friends. Here we go. It would feel good. Everybody wants me to say it all the time. They stop you on the
02:12show. You're like, say it, say it. Say it, say it. I'm so glad we got one out of you and I didn't
02:15even have to beg. All right. Would you like to know how to play? Yes. Yes, please. Then let me do
02:21what I do best. Read rules from a teleprompter. In Wavelength, two teams of players compete to read
02:29each other's minds. Teams take turns trying to match a red dial to a target location on a spectrum
02:36that's hidden from view. Each turn, the spectrum represents something different. Rough to smooth,
02:41underrated to overrated, and so on. One player from the active team takes the role of the psychic.
02:47The psychic knows where the target is but can only give their team a single clue. Their team then
02:54adjusts the red dial based on the clue, attempting to get as close to the target as possible for
03:00maximum points. Before it's revealed, though, the opposing team gets a chance to earn one point by
03:05guessing if the four-point wedge is actually further left or further right than the dial.
03:11The psychic reveals the wheel. Their team scores whatever points the dial is pointing to, or zero
03:17if they totally whiffed it. The first team to ten points wins the game. Are you ready to play?
03:23Yeah. On a range from not ready to ready, I'm here.
03:26Okay, uh, range? Range? Uh, I think he's less.
03:30Now, you might want to come up with a team name. What are, what's one thing that's really important to you?
03:38We have something that's important to both of us that we have in common.
03:40Your wives! Wait, family? Yes! We both love our wives!
03:43Yes. First wives' club. First wives' club. First wives' club.
03:47Oh gosh, okay. I don't care about either of your wives.
03:50I bet I would love your spouses. I love my baby. I love, uh, sweaters with mushrooms on them.
03:59Is there a movie with sweater in the title? Or like, When Harry Met Sally?
04:03When Demi Met Becca and Jess. Now, what are the initials of that and what do they spell?
04:09D-B-J. Did you eBay?
04:11Yeah, our last name, our team name is a did you eBay?
04:15Can we be part of your family? Yes. For today?
04:17Yes, you can. Hell yeah. Yeah, we're team a did you eBay.
04:20I've always wanted two white sisters.
04:22Oh, yay! Good, today's your lucky day. Thank God.
04:25So, we are team two white sisters. And First Wives. It's a very feminist episode.
04:30All right, Paul, you're up first. Okay. Dangerous job to safe job.
04:35Okay. Ooh, okay. Spin that white wheel.
04:38Yeah, already. He should say something first.
04:41Speak on it. Okay. I got it.
04:44Take some thinker and I love that about him.
04:46Now, now we can't look. Okay, you peek, Paul. Just you.
04:49Okay, now let me think. Use your thinking brain while we think about our favorite healthcare company.
04:55Okay, I have... We can look now.
04:57I've made a selection. Okay, great.
04:59And I hope this is immediately clear.
05:01Oh, no.
05:03Are we doing a bad job?
05:06I've already said too much. I can only say my clue.
05:08High school gym teacher.
05:10Oh.
05:11Dangerous job to safe job.
05:13I think normally you would say safe.
05:15Yes.
05:16But, um, ever heard of shootings?
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20Jordan.
05:21I don't think that's what he's thinking.
05:22Jordan, this is a nice friendly game.
05:24I did not think that's...
05:25No, he's chosen a political...
05:27Well, okay, but I'm like...
05:29Right?
05:30Wouldn't people now argue that, like, teacher is one of the most dangerous jobs in America?
05:33I don't think more dangerous because they're pervs.
05:35Not a lot of the gym teachers.
05:37I'm not on your team.
05:38But then is it dangerous for them?
05:39Yeah, it's dangerous for the students then.
05:41We don't know the gender of the gym teacher.
05:43What?
05:44What?
05:45Whoa!
05:46What?
05:47Now, Becca, Becca, as a feminist, I think females can be pervs too.
05:51Thank you?
05:52I think women can also be predators.
05:53As a perv myself, but not a predator, I say thank you.
05:59From perv to predator.
06:00From Jessica Kelly, from perv to predator.
06:03Kelly!
06:04Great summer hit movies.
06:05All right.
06:06Lock it in!
06:07What's your guess?
06:08Wait, okay.
06:09I think it's safe.
06:10I think it's safe.
06:11You think shootings are off the table?
06:13Yeah, I do not think that his brain was going shooting.
06:16Wow.
06:17That's what I thought he was thinking.
06:18Really, Parker face?
06:19Or high school gym teacher?
06:20Okay, let's start locking it in.
06:21Where would you put that?
06:22I'm clearly wrong.
06:23I think clearly I'm being kooky.
06:24I think it's safe, but not the safest thing in the world.
06:26So pretty safe.
06:27Well, even further.
06:28Further?
06:29Okay.
06:30Wow, okay.
06:31I put it like there.
06:32Now, my team, two white sisters.
06:35I'm gonna say probably let's go for this portion that could be correct.
06:39Statistically speaking, it's probably that portion.
06:41Do we like that?
06:42I'll go with that, yeah.
06:43Okay.
06:44So that's where I messed up.
06:45Uh-huh.
06:46I think we're ready for a big reveal.
06:48Ready for the reveal?
06:49Oh!
06:50Zero points!
06:51Two white sisters!
06:52Two white sisters!
06:53Two white sisters!
06:54Two white sisters!
06:55Two white sisters!
06:56I'm sorry, Jordan.
06:57I was not thinking shootings, you guys.
06:59I was thinking like reasonably safe, but every now and then a sports injury could happen.
07:09Okay.
07:10Now, because we're going second, we started with one point, and we'll take one more for our
07:14little steal here.
07:15Oh, damn!
07:16We're already winning!
07:17And we haven't even played yet!
07:19Oh my God!
07:20That's shit easy.
07:21Don't worry.
07:22My wives, my wives.
07:23My wives.
07:24We're going to be, we're going to do great.
07:25We're going to win this.
07:26Wow.
07:27Wow, Raph.
07:28You're really...
07:29Raph is mad at me.
07:30Okay.
07:31The scale I've chosen is bad actor to good actor.
07:34Oh!
07:35Yay!
07:36It's good, but almost just like, I think this is going to start a fight and also maybe get
07:41a call from my managers.
07:42And that's fine.
07:44We are about to find out that Demi has the same manager as like Meryl Streep.
07:47Imagine he says one of us here.
07:51Oh my God.
07:52Is anyone else hiding their face?
07:55Well, we're on the other side, so I can't, we can't see anything anymore.
07:59But I am practicing my pan's labyrinth.
08:01Do you have techniques that you want to share?
08:03I think you just shove your hands in front of your face.
08:07And then if Post could do some little eyeballs.
08:09Oh, that's fine.
08:10Oh, I see.
08:11My clue is Mark Ruffalo.
08:15Oh, okay.
08:16Good actor, but also the Hulk doesn't take that much work.
08:21So I'm saying it's just slightly on the side of good.
08:24I feel like he's in like a lot of prestige stuff and he wants to have his like little
08:30freaky good actor side come out, but then he also does these big budget things.
08:34Can I just tell you right now, poor thing.
08:38Just, wait, no.
08:40You think the greatest actor that ever lived is Mark Ruffalo?
08:45No, but he was really good in poor thing.
08:47Is it thing or things?
08:48Things, things.
08:49All the things.
08:50He was one of the poor things.
08:52I feel like he's good, but he's not like, like when we're having a conversation of the greatest actors of all time.
08:58He's more like he hears me even go, he's good.
09:01He's as good as a gym teacher's job is dangerous.
09:05All right.
09:06First wives club.
09:07Where are you putting your pencil?
09:09I will say he, he said people are either going to really like this or really hate this.
09:13So is the general consensus that he's good.
09:16And so therefore Demi thinks he's not as good as people think.
09:19That's my guess maybe is that Demi thinks that he's not as good as other people think he is.
09:24My manager might call me.
09:27So now we know you have the same manager as Mark Ruffalo, brag.
09:30Do you think that Demi maybe interpreted this as like being a good actor in an emergency situation?
09:35Like there are bad actors.
09:36What?
09:37Guys, it's only one point.
09:38If you are on a plane, it is going down.
09:40In that case, Mark Ruffalo is a piece of shit.
09:43So I'm locking this in for you since nobody moved it.
09:46I think fine.
09:47I think maybe we're wrong, but I think we've locked in.
09:49Would you please reveal?
09:51Gladly.
09:52Oh boy.
09:53And tell us.
09:54Oh, I'm about to stand up.
09:59Oh, thank God.
10:00All right.
10:01So we got a point.
10:02We got one point and we get two points.
10:04Because the four is to the left as well.
10:05I have no relation to Mark Ruffalo.
10:06I have seen Poorest Things.
10:08Great movie.
10:09Great movie.
10:10Honestly forgot he was in it.
10:11I would love to work with you, Mr. Ruffalo.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Yeah, anybody would.
10:18Same.
10:19I've got a script to send you right now.
10:20My email is below.
10:23Grant O'Brien at dropout.com.
10:25Okay.
10:26I did mainstream to niche.
10:32Ooh.
10:33And I'm going to say Taylor Swift.
10:40Man.
10:41Literally, we don't even have to move the red.
10:46Who do you think is more famous, Taylor Swift or Spider-Man?
10:49This feels related.
10:50Spider-Man hasn't sold out stadium after stadium after stadium.
10:53Whoa.
10:54Okay, but Taylor Swift has never stopped a moving train.
10:56That you know of.
10:58And also, it's possible they're the same person.
11:00Because I don't know who Spider-Man is.
11:01What?
11:02I say we just full, not even moving an inch.
11:06All the way to the left.
11:07Okay.
11:08Then we will go on the other side.
11:09Flip it.
11:10Jordan.
11:11Show us.
11:18He said show us.
11:19He said...
11:20Oh!
11:21Presumably there could be someone that you think is slightly more mainstream.
11:26Who's slightly more mainstream?
11:27Jesus.
11:28Amen!
11:29Who is that?
11:30I don't know one of that guy's songs.
11:33Guys?
11:34Sorry, I don't even...
11:35Jordan, if you would, please give the yellow team, a.k.a.
11:38First Wise Club.
11:39Three points.
11:40So now it's four to five.
11:42And it's Jess's turn.
11:43Oh my god.
11:44Spin her around.
11:45Spin her.
11:46No, wait.
11:47Close her to little.
11:48She clicks.
11:49Paul has a handout in case the game comes towards him.
11:51He can block it.
11:52Okay, this feels good.
11:53Bad music, good music.
11:55Uh oh.
11:56Okay.
11:57Hard category for me.
11:58I'm sorry.
11:59Literally only one name is coming to mind.
12:01Hootie and the Blowfish.
12:03Whoa.
12:04Fully locked in.
12:05Whoa.
12:06I'm glad I'm not playing this round.
12:07I'm familiar, but this...
12:08Wait.
12:09We are in a second.
12:10I'm trying to even think of a...
12:11Only wanna be with you.
12:12Only wanna be with you.
12:13Only wanna be with you.
12:14Okay, I'll take it up for that.
12:15Yeah.
12:16Alright, if we can think of a second song, maybe we can get it a little bit higher.
12:19Only wanna be with you.
12:21I want to go home.
12:22Now is it possible that Jessica Ross is a fan of the works of Darius Rucker?
12:28Okay, you adjust this dial if you think, but that's where I think it is.
12:32Darius Rucker also has a song in the Shallow Hal soundtrack.
12:35Oh.
12:36Which you own on vinyl.
12:37And it's in a scene that I do tear up at.
12:40I wish you could ask questions, because I'd love to know what Jess thinks of just trumpets in general.
12:48Well, Jess isn't allowed to talk.
12:50That's right.
12:51What is the worst music you could possibly think of?
12:53Like a middle school talent show act.
12:56Yeah, like middle school recorders.
12:58Yeah, it's like trying to cover Rush.
13:00But extreme reactions are making me think.
13:03She loves that though, look.
13:04She loves that.
13:05Damn.
13:06I feel like she was trying to name something very bad, but not as bad as middle school recorders.
13:12I'm gonna go diagonal.
13:13I'm gonna go hedging my bets on something like that.
13:18Here's what I'm saying.
13:19She did say only one name's coming to mind.
13:21If you're thinking all the way bad or all the way good, I think you can probably get a few more options.
13:26You also have to consider maybe she's thinking of bad as in the Michael Jackson way.
13:30That's true.
13:31Like really good.
13:32So then it's fully on the good side.
13:33Maybe she's thinking of good as in like the Kanye label way, which is bad now because of all the stuff we've done.
13:38Yes.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Okay, so on the scale of Kanye to Michael Jackson.
13:44And what a scale.
13:46Exactly in the middle.
13:47The scale that I judge most things by.
13:49So on the scale of two black artists, the third black artist.
13:53In this game there is no black.
13:54Right, I forgot.
13:55Yeah, so on the scale of two gray artists.
13:58Okay, what do you guys think?
14:00If you have five seconds, what's the most okay music in the world?
14:03Nickel bag.
14:06Holy bag.
14:08Final pencil.
14:10Yeah, where it is now, the pencil.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Because it's about in the middle, I think.
14:13Okay, it's gooder than that.
14:14Jess.
14:15Okay, well.
14:17The pinch was wrong.
14:18I'm so sorry.
14:19Whoa!
14:20I'm so sorry!
14:21She's winning!
14:22She's winning!
14:23That does not feel right!
14:24That does not feel right!
14:25That does not feel right!
14:26That does not feel right!
14:27Darius Rucker himself will be like, I don't know about that.
14:29Whoa!
14:30I don't know about that.
14:31Jess, this is one of the best bands you could think of.
14:33Like 75% of all the music in the world is worse than Hootie and the Blow Band.
14:37To me, that's the Beatles.
14:39Sorry!
14:40Sorry!
14:41Sorry!
14:42I literally thought, I could only think of things that I really, really liked.
14:46Like Beyonce or Tina Turner.
14:48A Tina Turner is my hero!
14:49Tina Turner would have been fine!
14:50No, Tina Turner would not have been here.
14:52She's here.
14:54She's better than this.
14:55That's not!
14:56100% is the most!
14:57I hate to see my wife's sister's fight like this over Tina Turner.
15:00What's something that just everyone likes and that I only know they like?
15:05You can't have Hootie and the Blowfish through what's something that everyone likes?
15:10You looked at the two of us and you said, Hootie and the Fair Tramp?
15:13I don't even know!
15:14And I don't even know that old song.
15:15I only know that one leader.
15:17I only want to be with you!
15:19I only want to be with you!
15:20I don't even know, okay, I'll listen to that.
15:22Is this your feel-good turn-on to, like, make a smile?
15:27I don't think this is even on my Spotify!
15:29Why?!
15:33Okay!
15:34You're gonna crush it.
15:35The Spectrum is going to be Harmless to Harmful.
15:38Ooh!
15:39Harmless to Harmful.
15:40Who do you want to work?
15:41Aspen, Aspen, yeah.
15:42Paul, lock in with these just before we go.
15:44So we can just be really-
15:45Dumpling.
15:46Dumpling.
15:47Okay.
15:48So it's from Harmless to Harmful.
15:50You seem nervous.
15:51I am.
15:53All right, Rob.
15:54A pillow.
15:57Okay, let's think through this.
15:58Okay, okay.
15:59You can kill someone.
16:00You can smother someone with a pillow.
16:01Why is that at first?
16:02Because it's not harmless.
16:03It's what we all thought.
16:04Because at first you go, a pillow, harmless.
16:06Oh, harmless.
16:07And then you go, but wait.
16:08And you don't give pillows to babies because they can die.
16:10Yes, absolutely.
16:11Can be a silencer.
16:12Sure.
16:13And we all know that guy, the pillow fight, who's way too harmless.
16:15Pillow fighting.
16:16You can break a nose.
16:17You can hurt someone.
16:18Haven't you ever, like, kind of been leaning on a pillow wrong
16:20and the little edge of the feather hits you and you're like, ow.
16:23Feather pillow?
16:24Okay, Rockefeller over here.
16:26I would argue dead in the center.
16:29Right.
16:30Because it is a very common murder weapon in movies.
16:33This is crazy.
16:34Wait, you're not on their children.
16:35Okay.
16:36Let them make your face relax.
16:37But, like, if you walk into a room with a pillow, you're not going to say, be careful.
16:40Watch out.
16:41That's true.
16:42That's true.
16:43You're not going to say, guys, just everyone know there's a pillow in here.
16:44That's true.
16:45I would say a little more to the center than what you're saying.
16:48Sure.
16:49I feel like that's even a little too much.
16:51I don't agree with you.
16:52Do you think that's a good spot?
16:53I think that's good.
16:54Because why would he have said that?
16:56He could have picked something that's, like, fully harmless.
16:58So harmless.
16:59Okay.
17:00It's something where, like, a puppy or, like, a compliment.
17:04Like, something where it's, like, you know.
17:05A leaf.
17:06The concept of kindness.
17:07He's going to burst.
17:08Okay.
17:09We're locking this in?
17:10Yeah, I think so.
17:11Good.
17:12I yank it away from you so I can say it's definitely here, right?
17:13I think that was my friend.
17:14Everyone instantly went so you could fucking suffocate somebody, throw them in a river.
17:18Like, it's a pillow.
17:19You could sleep wrong in her neck.
17:21And they're really flammable.
17:22Set one on fire.
17:23Let's see it.
17:24Raph, tell us everything about pillows.
17:25You don't have any pillows on sex because that's dangerous.
17:27That's too dangerous.
17:28Too harmful.
17:31Oh.
17:32Oh, my God.
17:33I knew I was defending you.
17:34I don't want to be rude.
17:35I think you were wrong on that.
17:38It's pretty harmless.
17:39You're not supposed to give it to babies.
17:41So, BOOM!
17:43I was not thinking of it as a murder weapon at all.
17:46And that's how you failed.
17:47I didn't think about that.
17:48I was honestly, yeah, the babies and in a pillow fight, you can hurt, but it's not,
17:53it doesn't do you harm in a pillow fight, you know?
17:55Yeah.
17:56And it's easily avoidable.
17:57Just don't give it to a baby.
17:59Give it to a baby.
18:00It made perfect sense.
18:01I wanted to go there, but someone in the room told me to raise it higher.
18:03No, no, no.
18:04That's not.
18:05No, no, no.
18:06What I'm learning is that I'm too violent.
18:09And I need to look inward.
18:10One point for two white sisters.
18:12Two white sisters.
18:13They don't let you come into the Taylor Swift concert with a pillow.
18:17And why is that?
18:18Shit.
18:19You know what?
18:20That's a good point.
18:21I'm sitting on the pillow right now.
18:22Raph, I thought you did an incredible job.
18:25So much so.
18:26I am salivating at the mouth.
18:27I am hungry, y'all.
18:29I think it's time for Bourd'oeuvres.
18:37We're going to try a tasty snack recommended by our special guest.
18:42Paul, tell us what the heck is a banana surprise?
18:45I'm really excited to share this with you guys.
18:47This is a dish that my dad would make for me when I was a little boy.
18:50Oh.
18:51Banana surprise.
18:52It's mashed up banana with a little bit of orange juice in it.
18:56Wow.
18:57Here, have the big one.
18:58This is so disgusting.
19:00You shouldn't have.
19:02Paul said to me before we started filming, Jordan, I'm so excited for you to try what I brought.
19:07Now, let's make sure you get a good look at it.
19:09You want it nice and creamy and a little bit of chunkiness.
19:12The orange juice adds a little bit of citrus to it.
19:15The flavors.
19:16I'm so mad.
19:17Can I add some orange?
19:19I'm so mad.
19:20I think it's just a chunky smoothie.
19:21The flavors meld.
19:22All the different flavors and this is a cultural delicacy.
19:25I feel like I'm a Jamba Juice.
19:27It's actually really good.
19:28This is just a smoothie that was blending so I was like, you know what, I don't want to do this anymore.
19:31Someone just gave up halfway.
19:33Paul really had me thinking he brought on some kind of artisanal local pastry that he was excited for me to try.
19:40This is really good.
19:41This isn't bad.
19:42So the story with banana surprise.
19:44When I was a little kid, me and I have three brothers, you know, we would always be, we're growing boys.
19:48We were always so hungry.
19:49And so my dad would make us banana surprise.
19:51Why not call it orange surprise?
19:53There's only two ingredients.
19:55I'm surprised there's orange in here.
19:57The best way to mash the banana is with just a fork like you would have in your kitchen and then you just eat it with a spoon just like that.
20:03So what is the brown?
20:04The brown is just because it was made earlier today.
20:07The brown is time.
20:08Oh.
20:09So what does everybody think?
20:10Mine's almost gone.
20:11It's good.
20:12It's much better than described or how I thought.
20:14I'm struggling with the texture.
20:16The texture, it's not banana.
20:18Paul, if I were allergic to orange juice, could I just have the banana alone?
20:22If you're allergic to orange juice, you can replace it with lemon juice.
20:25Lemon juice.
20:26It's so interesting to do a substitution with something that tastes totally different.
20:31Well, it's like you can have an apple pie or you can have a peach pie.
20:36They're both acidic.
20:37Yeah, I mean, hey, you can put soy sauce in this.
20:39What about soy sauce?
20:40There's a lot of things you can do.
20:42You can't do that.
20:43My initial choice of snack was going to be buffalo chicken quesadillas, but that was mixed.
20:47I'm so mad.
20:48Don't tell us that.
20:49And when I watch this, when this show comes out, if other people are eating things like buffalo chicken quesadillas, I'm going to freak.
20:56They wanted something with a little more personality.
20:58So I said, well, my second choice has been a surprise.
21:01The next snack better than it would be like hot sauce and ham.
21:04We all have to eat two ingredient dishes.
21:06Yeah.
21:07Well, that was the most delicious meal I've had all day.
21:09Thank you so much, Paul and Mr. Robolino.
21:16All right, let's recap our score.
21:18First Wives Club, five.
21:20Two White Sisters, six.
21:22Now it's my turn.
21:25Okay, my skill.
21:27A skill shall be from masterpiece to failure.
21:33Oh, that's a good one.
21:35Please don't say me.
21:38A finger painting that your five-year-old niece made for you.
21:43Absolutely leaning more towards masterpiece.
21:46I think we're definitely in the, we got to like, it's here or over side.
21:50Crazy to call it.
21:51Because you're not shit.
21:52No.
21:53Yeah.
21:54Tell me more about this niece though.
21:55Yeah, wait.
21:56Is she a bitch?
21:57Yeah.
21:58No more.
21:59But there was a tone.
22:00There was a tone.
22:01Like just a hair over more this way?
22:03I don't even, I think it's, I'm in my head.
22:05Over back.
22:06No, I think I'm, I'm going, I think it's diagonal.
22:09I, because I'm like, I think it's the emotional aspect of this, but I'm like, I wouldn't just
22:13be like, this is fine.
22:14Yeah.
22:15Even pretending, I'm like, this is personal, it's like nice, it's not.
22:19You're convincing me because I feel like kids stuff too.
22:22It's like artists try to revert back to that time when they're like five and it's like,
22:26you feel more free to like, do whatever.
22:28I'm ready to lock that in.
22:30I say that's good.
22:31Above or below, other team.
22:32Above or below.
22:33Failure just seems like such a harsh word.
22:35That's what I think is hard about it.
22:37Yeah, that's rough.
22:38I would almost argue that maybe to you it is a masterpiece.
22:41It's not like epic fail.
22:43Failure is wild.
22:44Yeah, how is it a failure?
22:46It's not a technically good piece of art.
22:48I think you can debate any piece of famous art, whether it is a failure or a masterpiece.
22:57A gift from a child will always be a masterpiece.
23:01A masterpiece?
23:02I mean, I'm tempted just putting it in the larger wedge.
23:05So I want to put it in the left side.
23:07Okay.
23:08Agreed, agreed.
23:09It's time to reveal.
23:11Oh!
23:12Hell yeah!
23:13Hell yeah!
23:14Hell yeah!
23:15Hell yeah!
23:16Hell yeah!
23:17Hell yeah!
23:18Hell yeah!
23:19Hell yeah!
23:20Hell yeah!
23:21Hell yeah!
23:22You know what you should have put in there is our selection process.
23:24Really?
23:25Whoa.
23:26Wow.
23:27Okay, so we're at six points.
23:28They won.
23:29And we go one, two, three, four.
23:30Whoa!
23:31We did it for all the white sisters.
23:32Meg, Joe, Jeff, the other one.
23:33It turns out Jess will never get to redeem Hootie and the Blowfish.
23:46Because we won!
23:47But I don't want to stop playing.
23:49It's kind of like the opposite of Cinderella.
23:51In which the two white sisters clean up.
23:53Guys, I'm still proud of us.
23:55Yeah, we're proud of us too.
23:56I thought this was nice here.
23:57Let's all get in here.
23:58I think...
23:59We did play!
24:00Whoa!
24:01We did play!
24:02All right.
24:05Two white sisters obviously cleaned up.
24:08But you know what?
24:09Paul says he wants to keep playing.
24:10I want to keep playing.
24:11So there's another mode we can try.
24:13Not only are we going to play cooperatively as one big team,
24:18so other people can get a little, you know, extra chance.
24:21But we're going to play with the advanced cards.
24:25Ooh!
24:27I did notice she looked right at me for the extra chance.
24:30I almost said something and then I thought,
24:33I really am picking out Jess a lot about Hootie and the Blowfish.
24:36I should let it go.
24:37Well, the first card does say on the scale of Hootie-esque to Blowfish.
24:41Hootie-esque to Blowfish!
24:43Hootie-esque to Blowfish!
24:44Okay, I'm just going to go for this one.
24:46Okay, least powerful god to most powerful god.
24:49Oh, cool!
24:50So I'm going to pull from my knowledge of, like, different mythologies.
24:55Also, you know, God is a concept, so a lot of things can be gods.
25:01I think I have it already, you guys.
25:02Wow!
25:05Hermes.
25:06Not powerful at all, right?
25:07Hermes is the messenger of the gods.
25:09That's why he's making all those bags.
25:10But he can fly.
25:11He can run really fast, right?
25:13I'm with Jordan.
25:15Also with the speed in which...
25:16Here, I'm going to kick it off.
25:18What orderly up there?
25:19What's Hermes deal?
25:20Hermes is a messenger for the gods, so I don't even know if Hermes is a god.
25:25Right, and this is on a scale of gods.
25:27Oh, for sure.
25:28Maybe a demi-god.
25:29How powerful, you know, the most powerful beings...
25:32Okay, but I would say we are less powerful gods because we're all connected, so we're all...
25:37We're gods?
25:38What?
25:39So this is advanced.
25:40God's over here?
25:41You want to move that dial?
25:42I mean, I...
25:43Where's Hermes?
25:44I would say less or...
25:45He still lives in Olympus.
25:46But they all do.
25:47Yeah, and this is on a scale of gods.
25:48It's least powerful gods to most powerful gods.
25:49So we're only taking those gods into consideration.
25:50Is he the one with the wings on his shoes?
25:51Yes.
25:52Yeah, yes.
25:53Or maybe it's Hermes, the branch.
25:54Hermes.
25:55Hermes.
25:56Yeah, there we go.
25:57Okay, final answer.
25:58In the mythology.
25:59Someone change it.
26:00Someone touch it.
26:01Everybody has to touch it a little.
26:02I guess if we're thinking that Paul's only thinking of the Olympian gods, and this one's
26:15more of like the text message, like he's like almost a device to them, so I'll put him
26:21a little load.
26:22Replaced by the iPhone, it really hurts your god quality.
26:26All right, show us.
26:27How powerful is the mailman?
26:29Oh!
26:30Is it in there?
26:31Is it in there?
26:32Is it in there?
26:33Is it in there?
26:34Guys, there are much lesser gods.
26:35Like who?
26:36He's still one of the Olympians.
26:37They're forgettable.
26:38They're so...
26:39Like Iris, who's just like in charge of rainbows, okay?
26:43Oh, yeah.
26:44Hermes is at least an Olympian.
26:46And transports people to and from Hades, okay?
26:49That's a job though.
26:50Like the other gods don't have jobs.
26:52You know what I mean?
26:53If you're not in a lounge with grapes, you're not powerful.
26:56But I think he is one of those.
26:57All right, let's keep it moving.
26:59Everybody gets a chance at redemption.
27:01Okay.
27:02I didn't redeem myself.
27:03I did worse this time.
27:04Paul, this is redeeming you from banana supplies.
27:06Okay.
27:07I got normal greeting to weird greeting.
27:10Oh!
27:11That's nice.
27:12I love this.
27:13I love this.
27:14Yes.
27:15Ones that are subjective are very fun.
27:17I guess they all are.
27:18We're having fun.
27:20You know what I like?
27:21There's more than two choices in this game.
27:23Okay.
27:24So on the scale of normal greeting to weird greeting, I'm gonna go...
27:28Uh...
27:29Is there two of them?
27:32Or you're just doing it multiple times?
27:35Is this all part of it?
27:36If we're...
27:37Are we at a funeral?
27:38No, we're here.
27:39We're at dropout.
27:40Wait, wait, wait.
27:41This is the most important question.
27:42Yeah.
27:43If part of it is doing it a hundred times, that's weird.
27:47I think it's just the one.
27:49This couldn't be the most normal thing that you ever do to anyone.
27:53Yes.
27:54No, but without...
27:55Come here, you big...
27:56Without saying anything.
27:57That much normal.
27:58No, it's kind of...
27:59Going to your friend, it's kind of weird.
28:00You'd be like, that's weird.
28:01It is weird.
28:02Okay, okay.
28:03A little weird?
28:04That's not weird at all.
28:05If you saw a friend...
28:06It's a little weird.
28:07It's a little weird.
28:08It's a little weird.
28:09It's a little weird.
28:10I don't think there's anything...
28:11If you don't know someone and you're like...
28:13On the street?
28:14That's why it's so normal.
28:15You can do it to anybody.
28:17But he could have come in here and said...
28:18A stranger?
28:19Normal.
28:20Saying it to your friend or family member, that's weird.
28:21Yeah.
28:22No, but what if they're across the room and you should come in here?
28:23They're on the phone.
28:24They're on the phone.
28:25They're on the phone.
28:26They're on the phone.
28:27They're on the phone.
28:28They're on the phone.
28:29Oh, hello.
28:30Yeah, he could have been like...
28:31Yeah, that's fucking weird.
28:32That would have been weird.
28:33That would have been weird.
28:34That would have been weird.
28:35I'm not saying it's the most normal thing.
28:36He could have said something unrelated to greeting.
28:38He could have been like...
28:39A little weaver.
28:40Grandma and Grandpa, come in.
28:42And then you would have been like, that's a really weird...
28:44That's normal.
28:45So that would have been weird.
28:46So I guess this is comparatively normal.
28:47You look onto the set today.
28:49I see people I know, but they're far away.
28:51They're working.
28:52I'm working.
28:53I go...
28:54But only if they're far away and they're working.
28:55But does it feel a little weird or does it feel normal?
28:56No.
28:57It feels so normal.
28:58So normal you don't even think about it.
28:59You don't know you're doing it.
29:00Exactly in the middle.
29:01Exactly in the middle.
29:02I don't think it's normal.
29:03You're a freak.
29:04You're a freak.
29:05Would you do this?
29:06And then we'll go the opposite way.
29:08Wait, no.
29:09There's a weird smile.
29:10There's a weird smile.
29:11It's a little weird.
29:12I like where Becca had it earlier.
29:14What was that?
29:15More in here?
29:16No, like...
29:17It's just a little weird.
29:18No, no, no.
29:19That's a medium weird.
29:20It's a little weird.
29:21Are you guys okay?
29:22Yeah.
29:24But that's what I would be wondering with this person.
29:26Hey, Jordan.
29:27Are you okay?
29:28Are we cool?
29:29Why are you not okay?
29:30You're adding a lot more to it.
29:32You're adding a lot more to it.
29:34Do it.
29:35Do it right at Jordan.
29:36That's so...
29:37If you don't ride you on set today.
29:39If you don't ride you on set today and Demi greeted you like that.
29:41Exactly.
29:42Would it feel a little weird?
29:43Is Demi right now, is he trying to give off normal?
29:48This is not normal.
29:50I'm telling you.
29:51He's putting his head really down and looking up.
29:54Right?
29:55Yeah.
29:56That's different.
29:57That's different.
29:58No, no.
29:59Don't you think that if he wanted to go for something really normal he would have just said hi.
30:01Hey.
30:02That would be the most of it.
30:03Yeah.
30:04So this is here.
30:05But like you said, the weirdest one would be like...
30:06You're right.
30:07Taco Bell.
30:08Taco Bell.
30:09Okay, raise your hand if you're happy enough.
30:10Happy enough, sir.
30:11Happy enough, sir.
30:12Okay.
30:13In this game life.
30:15Whoa.
30:16Whoa.
30:17It couldn't be more normal.
30:19It's a normal greeting.
30:20Yep.
30:21I'm the one that's weird.
30:22Look at him right now.
30:23Look at his fucking face.
30:24I'm like, it's just me.
30:25I'm sorry.
30:26Why did you do it so many times?
30:28Because I wanted to have a good time.
30:30Because the points don't matter.
30:31Well, friends, I believe that's all the time we have today on Parlor Room.
30:36We really took up everyone's time.
30:39Thanks so much for watching Parlor Room.
30:41We're Strategy.
30:42Meet Shenanigans.
30:43Say goodbye like Demi.
30:44Grandma and Grandma are coming.
30:46I'm so proud of us, you guys.
30:51Yeah.
30:52We came together as a family.
30:53We did.
30:54Yeah.
30:55No one knows you like your family knows you.
30:56That's so true.
30:57Wouldn't happen with two white brothers.
30:58I'll tell you that.
30:59No.
31:00Look, we might not have won, but we are now a happy throuple.
31:06Pillows are more harmful than you think, Raph.
31:08I think Jordan has murdered at least one person with a pillow.
31:11Easily.
31:12Yeah.
31:13Bye-bye God.
31:14I might have murdered Paul after that banana surprise.
31:17There's nothing more to say.
31:18I mean, it's just a perfect dish, so.
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