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00:00Hi, I'm Becca Scott, and welcome to Parlor Room, where we play our favorite board games
00:12with your favorite people. Each episode, we invite a new guest to bring a game of their
00:17choosing and a battalion of bandits to play with us. To tell us about tonight's game,
00:22we have the one, the only, the fabulous Carol Page.
00:25Hello! I chose this game because I love aliens! Yay! What game have you brought for us?
00:33Cosmic Encounters! Yeah, and who are we playing with? To my left is Jimmy Wall!
00:41Hi everyone, I'm Jimmy. I love Cosmic Encounters. It's one of the first board games I ever played.
00:46And I too believe that aliens are real, and in fact, they are here.
00:50Oh! Right here we have Danielle Radford. Hi, hello, I'm Danielle Radford.
00:56Aliens do exist, and I would very much love a meet-cute, so if you could just hit me up.
01:00Wow. And last but not least, Brian David Gilbert.
01:03Hello, I'm here, and I won't say anything about aliens, positive or negative.
01:09I simply am being ambivalent, but if you're cool, come on by.
01:13Let's learn the rules! Let's do it!
01:15In Cosmic Encounters, players take on the role of aliens.
01:24Ah! Aliens!
01:26Yes!
01:27This is a competitive game of attacking planets and waging intense warfare,
01:31but it's also one of the silliest versions of intergalactic aggression ever created.
01:36Players will be slipping into the skin of asymmetric aliens, each with a game-bending power.
01:43Players begin the game in control of four planets, each with four ships stacked on their surface.
01:49Throughout the game, players will visit opposing players' planets,
01:51attempting to establish foreign colonies on planets beyond their own.
01:56The first player to control four foreign colonies wins the game.
02:01On their turn, the active player draws a card from the Destiny deck,
02:05which determines which aliens they're about to have an encounter with.
02:09The active player, known as the Offense, points the hyperspace gate
02:15at the planet they wish to colonize. Don't love the word. It's in there.
02:20Then, they add one to four ships from any of their home colonies to that encounter.
02:26The Offense can offer other players the opportunity to join in this battle as an ally.
02:32The defending player can also invite people to ally.
02:36The two players face off by simultaneously playing face-down encounter cards from their hands,
02:41which might result in an attack, a negotiation, or other shenanigans.
02:46If the Offense wins, all the ships on the hyperspace gate move onto that planet,
02:52and all the defensive ships are going to go straight to the Warp,
02:55a graveyard for defeated ships at the center of the galaxy.
02:59If the defense wins, the Offense sends all their ships to Warp, including their allies.
03:03If both players negotiate, they have one minute to make a deal.
03:08Turns are going to go around the table with players attacking and defending,
03:12zapping and warping until one or more players establish their fourth colony.
03:17Then the game immediately ends, and that player or players win.
03:21I am playing as hate.
03:26Oh!
03:27Oh!
03:27Hate.
03:28A short, physically unimposing life form,
03:31the hate evolved in a crowded part of the cosmos
03:33and were pushed aside by other, more powerful, platforms.
03:37Forced to subsist on food scraps and the leavings of other species,
03:41the hate swore that one day they would be the ultimate power on the cosmic scene.
03:46We pull-pah!
03:47That's what I heard.
03:50Forced to subsist on leavings of other species.
03:53Yeah.
03:53That means...
03:54I don't know, maybe they're leaving Cheetos out or something.
03:57Carol, what you playing?
03:59I'm playing as Spiff.
04:01Ah, ah, ah!
04:03Ah.
04:04Spiff is a Halloween skeleton.
04:06I don't know what's going on here.
04:10Attacking vicious space monsters at incredible odds
04:13comes naturally to the valorous Spiffs.
04:15Their cunning and courage have let them save the day
04:18even when their doom seemed imminent.
04:21Let those who face them beware.
04:23Wait, Spiff is the species name?
04:25Yeah.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Is his name also Spiff?
04:27Yes.
04:28Oh, sure name.
04:29Also named Spiff.
04:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:30Like me, my name is Human Human.
04:32So...
04:33You get it.
04:34Jimmy, what you got?
04:36Today I'll be playing as Chosen.
04:39Oh!
04:40Yeah!
04:40A deeply spiritual and philosophical life form.
04:44The Chosen have become attuned to a higher force in the cosmos
04:48that they call upon in times of need.
04:51Sometimes this omniscient power harms rather than helps.
04:55Period.
04:56Ouch.
04:56Very good.
04:57So we have two lowlifes and then a pastor, I guess.
05:01Wait, is this a D&D part?
05:03Yeah.
05:03All right.
05:06Well, speaking of picking up cards, knowing when to fold them,
05:10knowing when to hold them, knowing when to walk away,
05:12and knowing when to run, I am the gambler.
05:15Nice.
05:16Arising in an era of geological turmoil,
05:19the gamblers trusted only their own audacity.
05:23The faint of heart soon perished,
05:25but the most daring rose to even greater affronteries
05:29and now launch contest for cosmic stakes.
05:33Affronteries is a fantastic word.
05:34That's a beautiful word.
05:36Affronteries.
05:37Affronteries.
05:37That's real good.
05:38Oh, we're going to rise to even greater affronteries.
05:40Oh!
05:40Oh!
05:41We are frontin'.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Southern.
05:43Wrestling.
05:44We are frontin'.
05:45That's great.
05:47Beautiful.
05:47Love that.
05:48Okay.
05:49As always, I chose my alien based on pure physical attraction.
05:53I am the fodder.
05:55Always regarded as an inferior scavenging life form,
05:57the fodder have amassed a multitude of generally less effective arms.
06:01With the astonishingly large cache of second-rate weapons,
06:06the fodder can afford to overwhelm their adversaries.
06:09Wow.
06:09I love that for you.
06:10Beautiful.
06:11Do you have an alien voice for that?
06:13Uh.
06:14Hey, how's it going, guys?
06:17Are you ready to play?
06:19It's not me.
06:20I'm going to cry.
06:21Encounter.
06:21Don't cry.
06:23It's red.
06:24Ah.
06:25Are you okay?
06:26Oh, we've all just happened to be wearing the color of our planet.
06:31Yeah.
06:31Cool.
06:31And our wonderful production design team has given us this handy little phase reminder card.
06:40Wow.
06:40Good.
06:40Now, we're in that regroup phase.
06:44If you had a ship in warp, you can take one back now.
06:47Also, each of us has a tech, and now on Danielle's turn, we can all choose to research it by
06:56taking a ship from one of our colonies and placing it on our tech.
07:00You don't have to.
07:01We're all doing it?
07:01I'm doing it.
07:02Okay, look.
07:02If we're all doing it, I'm doing it.
07:03Spiff is definitely going for it.
07:06Yeah, yeah.
07:07I'm going to research ways to make the leavings more flavorful.
07:12That's the highest degree.
07:13You can't go higher than that.
07:16It's not full, like, domination, just ice and boots.
07:19Once we get that, we'll think of a new one.
07:20Okay, sounds good.
07:21Advance ranch, then take over the universe.
07:24Yeah.
07:25That's worth it.
07:25That's regroup.
07:27Now, time for your destiny.
07:30All right.
07:30All right.
07:34Blue.
07:35Blue.
07:36You're attacking Jimmy.
07:38It's me.
07:39Okay, so place that hyperspace gate on whichever planet you think would be easiest to attack.
07:45I'm going to go to the one with the three.
07:47That's a good choice.
07:48And then I have to decide how many ships to launch.
07:52Launch.
07:52Uh-huh.
07:53All right.
07:54Well, there's three ships.
07:55You bet.
07:55There.
07:56And I'm just going to do two ships for now.
08:04All right.
08:05Who wants to join the gambler?
08:06I trust the gambler.
08:08I think the gambler is going to go for it.
08:09Whoa.
08:10I'm following you all the way to the top.
08:12Okay.
08:13I'll throw in one.
08:14Appreciate you, darling.
08:15I'm going to go with a super wild strategy and draw some cards this game.
08:21Yeah.
08:21Oh.
08:21Oh.
08:21Come on.
08:23Team defense.
08:24The noble Smith will join with the offense.
08:29Yes.
08:29Whoa.
08:30With three ships.
08:31Big girl.
08:32I'm not afraid.
08:34You know what, cards are for playing, and so I'm going to play an artifact card while
08:38we're still in the alliance phase.
08:39Whoa.
08:39Stops allies.
08:41What?
08:41I'm going to say you two can take your ships back.
08:43Get out of here.
08:44Okay.
08:45Well, it's been nice seeing you.
08:47We forgot.
08:47See you later.
08:48We had stuff on the stove.
08:51I plan to use this card.
08:53Ooh.
08:54Okay.
08:55I plan to use this card.
08:59Oh.
09:00Golly.
09:01Okay.
09:02Oh, new phase.
09:04Reveal.
09:04Reveal.
09:05Okay.
09:05So I reveal.
09:07On the count of three.
09:09Well, she does it.
09:10Well, maybe.
09:10You can.
09:11I'm the handler.
09:11She gets to see what I reveal first.
09:13Right.
09:13Yeah.
09:13I reveal a 14.
09:15Oh.
09:16So we have 14, 18, 19 total.
09:20Okay.
09:21I reveal that I have a 20.
09:24A 20?
09:25Mm-hmm.
09:25Well, I am now going to use the power of divine intervention and pray.
09:30So I will look at the top three cards and reveal them.
09:33Oh, my God.
09:33This really is like the true virtue versus vice right here.
09:37What?
09:38I revealed a 30.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41So I get to have these.
09:42I get to add an attack if I want to.
09:44So I'm not going to call your bluff.
09:45I'm just going to add 30.
09:47Yeah, that's a pretty solid by 14.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:49And these get discarded.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51Yeah, okay.
09:52This worked out well.
09:53So that's it.
09:55You win.
09:56You should have left 100.
09:58And we don't see what that is.
09:59We don't.
10:00And I get to add that to the bottom.
10:02The bottom of this.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:04Never reveal.
10:05Wow.
10:05Never reveal.
10:06Thank you for joining me.
10:09Go to the warp, ships.
10:10But I only lost two ships.
10:12It's all right.
10:12It's okay.
10:13It's all right.
10:13You can get one back next year.
10:14Okay, that was resolution.
10:16We did it.
10:16And now, because you did not win that encounter, it's now BDG's turn.
10:23All right.
10:23Who am I fighting?
10:25Yellow.
10:26That's me!
10:27Okay.
10:27And now we regroup.
10:29I would like to research.
10:30I will research.
10:31I'm going to go ahead and complete my tech.
10:34What?
10:35Oh.
10:35Yeah.
10:36It's so early.
10:37It's delta scanners.
10:38Draw from discard.
10:40Wow.
10:40Attack 30.
10:41Chilling.
10:42And there's a chosen.
10:43Chosen.
10:44Super card in there.
10:45Super tech, yeah.
10:45Yeah.
10:45Ooh!
10:46I'm using it.
10:47Yeah, I was going to say that just is an infinite version of the thing that you have.
10:51I will use my delta scanners to take that chosen flare card.
10:57Wow.
10:58I don't love that.
11:00Delta scanners complete.
11:01Okay.
11:02The great thing about flare cards is unless it says, you pick it right back up after you use it,
11:07you don't discard.
11:08That's nasty.
11:09That's nasty.
11:09That's nasty.
11:10That's nasty.
11:10That's nasty.
11:11I am feeling some regrets about choosing to bluff.
11:16Let's see who I'm fighting in the destiny phase.
11:20Oh, wow.
11:21Yellow.
11:22Oh.
11:22Oh.
11:22I hate that you did that.
11:24I mean, I fodder.
11:27I fodder it.
11:29Launch the attack ships.
11:30Let us attack this one that has three on it.
11:33I'll just go right there.
11:34I really want that colony.
11:36I'm going to go four.
11:37I'm going in.
11:38I've done the hard work.
11:40You could join me.
11:40I'll say anyone could join me.
11:42I love it.
11:42I am inviting everyone to this party and the snacks are impeccable.
11:50Impeccable.
11:51Okay.
11:51Impeccable.
11:53Very good.
11:53Spiff is feeling aggro and she'll join the noble purples.
11:57Yes.
11:57Come on over.
11:58Of the fodders.
11:59Of the fodder again.
12:01Come on over.
12:02She'll assist.
12:03Two ships.
12:04Two green ships.
12:06The chosen love it.
12:08Yes.
12:10Attack or defense?
12:11Attack.
12:11Sorry.
12:12Not you.
12:14That's a lot of ships right there.
12:15Seven to three.
12:17That's seven to three.
12:19You could just join the winning team at this point in time.
12:22You know, I might be a gambler, but I only gamble when it comes to my own turn.
12:27I'm not going to gamble on someone else's turn.
12:29So I think I got to join the winning team.
12:31I'm sorry.
12:31Oh, no.
12:33Great.
12:34Do you want to negotiate?
12:36No, I think I'll be fine.
12:38With this.
12:39I think this sounds good.
12:40Let's all go.
12:40Let's all have a colony.
12:42Attack.
12:42All right?
12:42Attack.
12:43Alliances have been made and hate will remember.
12:47Before we reveal, though, I am going to play the gambler's wild card.
12:53I have it right now.
12:55As a main player, before cards are revealed, you may call any number as a spread.
13:00If the encounter cards are different from each other by that number or more, add the
13:04spread to your card.
13:05What?
13:06And I'm going to say...
13:08Zach!
13:08Oh!
13:10You got zapped!
13:11You got zapped, Potter.
13:14All right.
13:14This is an artifact card that negates cards.
13:17Dang.
13:18Okay.
13:18And then the flare or artifact must then be discarded?
13:22Oh!
13:22No!
13:24I gambled too hard.
13:25I don't know about...
13:26You gambled too close to the sun.
13:28I felt like with the gambler on my side, I'd be safe, but no.
13:31I didn't even know...
13:32It's okay.
13:32We're still going to be fine.
13:33Don't worry.
13:33We'll be fine.
13:34We'll be fine.
13:34Yeah.
13:35Reveal!
13:36One, two, three, go!
13:37Forty!
13:38Forty!
13:39Oh!
13:39Okay, so that is more than six, so it would have been good if I had that card stone.
13:44Maybe a little.
13:45But let's remember, I've got seven, so that makes it a 13 against a 43.
13:52Let us remember my power, which is that I can discard any or all attack cards that are
13:58both higher than this and lower than that.
14:00Okay, so I need to discard up to 13 to 43.
14:04Maybe you have to do 30 in discard, 30 plus.
14:06Okay, got it.
14:07Do ties go to the attacker?
14:08I think I don't hate this.
14:09Do ties go to the attacker?
14:10Oh, 31!
14:11No!
14:13Oh, my gosh.
14:14How does that work?
14:15That math be math in place.
14:16Ready?
14:16Well, I think we just won our first combat.
14:19Yay!
14:21Wow.
14:22We'll just do this since everybody but yellow has gone up to one foreign colony.
14:30Huzzah!
14:31I hate this.
14:34But on our planet, we say, I love this.
14:36Wow, it's nice to be on the planet.
14:39Yeah.
14:39Now, that's the resolution.
14:40Then we go back to the top for start, turn, and I'm going to use hate's ability because
14:45I have the power of rage.
14:46Oh, no.
14:46I'm going to force everybody to discard a card or lose three ships.
14:52No.
14:53Cock.
14:54Does it have to be an encounter card?
14:56Sorry, what'd you say?
14:56I said cock.
14:57I didn't realize that.
14:59How would Spiff say cock?
15:00Cock.
15:01Cock.
15:02Cock.
15:02Cock.
15:02Cock.
15:02Cock.
15:03Cock.
15:03Cock.
15:04Cock.
15:04I'm going to discard an attack six.
15:07So everybody has to discard a six or higher.
15:10And if you can't or you don't want to, you lose three ships to the warp.
15:14I'm going to discard a 15 because my guy likes to be low.
15:18Because Spiff is, that's why the way we do it.
15:20I'll discard a six.
15:21That's why the way we do it.
15:21I'm discarding a 20.
15:24Oh.
15:24I'm also discarding a six.
15:26Brutal.
15:27Whoa.
15:27We're heading back to the regroup phase because you, Brian David Gilbert, have won your encounter,
15:35which means you can have a second encounter.
15:37I would love to have a second encounter.
15:39That sounds great to me.
15:40Wow.
15:40A second date.
15:41That sounds perfect.
15:43I'm going to research right now during my regroup phase.
15:46I too would like to research.
15:47I'm going to do some research.
15:48All research.
15:49It's still also research.
15:50I will turn my tech face up.
15:53Oh.
15:54Oh.
15:54We got Delta Scanners, which has the ability to draw from discard.
16:00Don't mind if I do.
16:01Right now?
16:01Oh.
16:02Oh.
16:03Oh.
16:03All right.
16:04Okay.
16:05Okay.
16:06As someone who hatefully makes people discard, I'm going to choose the chosen.
16:10Oh.
16:11Oh.
16:11Oh.
16:11Yeah, because this ability says wild.
16:15As a main player, before the encounter cards are selected, you may draw one card from the deck.
16:20Just a free card?
16:22Yeah.
16:22That's a free card.
16:24Someone zapped the crap out of that.
16:25Yeah.
16:26That's not a fun card.
16:27You're zipping crap.
16:29Yum, yum, yum, yum.
16:30Exactly.
16:30Oh, I like the way it's fried.
16:32Yeah.
16:33We're having an intervention with you, Hayden.
16:36You've got to stop eating shit.
16:38Never.
16:39A wild card.
16:44Now, Spiff.
16:45Yes?
16:46Let's say we wanted to negotiate someday.
16:48Would you be willing to do that with me?
16:49Spiff isn't honestly incentivized by the rules to negotiate a lot.
16:53Oh, yeah.
16:54That's fair.
16:55I mean, I'd be willing to negotiate.
16:56I love negotiating.
16:57I love negotiating.
16:58I'm going to send it over to the gambler.
16:59I feel like we're both in the same realm of guy.
17:05We're both in the same realm of guy.
17:07Yeah.
17:07So I'm coming over here.
17:09We're launching.
17:09I'm just going to launch a singular guy.
17:13Okay.
17:14Alliances?
17:15Alliances.
17:16I do like to gamble.
17:17You know what?
17:18I like the idea of doing pistols at dawn.
17:20It's going to be you.
17:20It's going to be me.
17:21All right.
17:22Sounds good.
17:22Doing pistols at dawn.
17:23Okay.
17:24Let's do some planning.
17:25All right.
17:25I'm going to negotiate with you.
17:27Oh.
17:27Okay.
17:28Reveal.
17:29All right.
17:29I'm going to negotiate.
17:31Ready?
17:31Three, two, one.
17:32Flip if you feel like it.
17:33I don't have to flip.
17:34You just have to trust that I'm negotiating.
17:36I trust that.
17:37I trust that we are negotiating right now.
17:39We're negotiating right now.
17:39That sounds great to me.
17:40Okay.
17:41What this means is I'm going to flip this timer.
17:44And if at least one colony is not started anew, nor not one card given to the other player,
17:50within that time, you both put three ships in warp.
17:54Three, two, one.
17:56Okay.
17:56I'm going to give you a card no matter what.
17:58And I'd also love to have one thing there, and you can put one on mine too.
18:02Okay.
18:03If you give me a card, can you give me one of your highest attack cards?
18:06I'm sick.
18:08Whoa.
18:08If it's trying to draw more cards.
18:10Yeah.
18:10That's okay, but that's fine.
18:11That's fine.
18:12Yeah.
18:12Actually, I'm okay with that.
18:13You give me two high cards, and then we'll swap shipsies.
18:17That sounds good to me.
18:18I accept your offer.
18:20Fantastic.
18:20Okay, wait.
18:21What?
18:22Spiff is going to fuck your shit up.
18:24Spiff!
18:25Spiff!
18:26Spiff, please, quash, kills, deal.
18:29No!
18:30I'm not going to love with you.
18:32Spiff is uncool!
18:34Spiff!
18:35Spiff loves me!
18:37Spiff doesn't get to hang out no more.
18:41There will be no peace.
18:44All right.
18:45It's hate's turn, baby.
18:46Okay.
18:47I'm going to use my power of rage.
18:50I'm going to force everybody to discard a card that's the same type of card as mine,
18:55or lose three ships to warp.
18:59I don't have any ships to lose to warp right now.
19:02That would at least knock out one of my planets.
19:04I am discarding an attack six.
19:07That means you all have to discard an attack six or higher if you can't.
19:11Come on.
19:12You can take my attack six.
19:13You can take my attack six.
19:15It hurts.
19:17It hurts so bad.
19:18Hate likes when it hurts bad.
19:20Spiff discards attack 15.
19:22Oh, no.
19:23Yes, hate loves your pain.
19:26Hate's in the BDSM stuff.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:28Hate has a dungeon.
19:30You can come over if you want.
19:32No pressure.
19:33Spiff will come over.
19:34Do you like Trulies?
19:37Only the mango flavor.
19:39Cool.
19:42That's lore now.
19:43That's the start turn phase.
19:46Now, regroup where people can research tech.
19:48I'm going to grab one ship from warp.
19:50I shall research.
19:52I'm going to research.
19:52Oh, this is going to hurt.
19:53Oh, this hurts.
19:54I love that.
19:54Oh, this hurts.
19:55It's okay.
19:56You're the gambler.
19:56That's all right.
19:57I'm a gambler.
19:57It's going to be great.
19:58Gamble.
19:58Gamble.
19:58Gamble.
19:59Gamble.
19:59Gamble.
19:59Gamble.
19:59Gamble.
19:59Gamble.
19:59Gamble.
20:00Gamble.
20:00Gamble.
20:00Gamble.
20:01Gamble.
20:01Gamble.
20:02Gamble.
20:02Gamble.
20:03Gamble.
20:03Gamble.
20:04Gamble.
20:04Gamble.
20:05Gamble.
20:05Gamble.
20:06Gamble.
20:06Gamble.
20:07Gamble.
20:07Gamble.
20:08Gamble.
20:08Gamble.
20:09You want your little one ship planet there?
20:11In response, I will play my special cool card.
20:15It says, wild.
20:17When you're not the offense after destiny is chosen,
20:19you may force the offense to discard it and draw again.
20:22Whoa.
20:23The destiny card?
20:24Yeah.
20:24You just saved it.
20:25You just saved it.
20:26Fight someone else.
20:27Whoa.
20:28Oh.
20:29Preferably not me.
20:30Of course.
20:30I hope Bunny Boo's right again.
20:31It's you.
20:35Let's point that at your little two-ship indicator.
20:37I hate doing this.
20:38I don't like it.
20:41My alliance will be so powerful.
20:43You guys got ships to contribute, right?
20:47That's your destiny.
20:48I'm gonna launch four ships.
20:51The maximum amount of ships.
20:53That's the maximum amount of ships.
20:55What if we negotiated instead?
20:57You wouldn't turn on me, would you?
20:59You are a religious figure.
21:01Super, yeah.
21:02I'm gonna go to the not good place if I lie too many times.
21:05As a person in last place, I think that sounds pretty good.
21:10Pretty deece, right?
21:11Yeah.
21:12I love a deece option.
21:13I like a deece option.
21:14Okay, I am going to move to the alliance phase,
21:18and as a main player, I will play the traitor flair card.
21:23All right, here is my hand.
21:25Please randomly choose one.
21:26Ooh, okay, keeping.
21:28Oh, no.
21:30Oh, my God.
21:31And don't worry, we've already, that's for you.
21:36Aw, man.
21:37Did I take a 20 and give a four?
21:40Who knows?
21:41Yeah, you did.
21:42Okay, I am not inviting anyone to ally.
21:46You want to negotiate, right?
21:47I do too.
21:48I invite no one to alliance.
21:50Okay, let's move on to the planning.
21:52Like that.
21:53I have a card for that.
21:54Wait, hold on.
21:55What?
21:56Chosen, as a main player, before encounter cards are selected, you may draw one card from
22:00the deck.
22:01I'm gonna zap that.
22:02Zap!
22:03I'm card zapping it.
22:04You killed my guy.
22:05Do you dare to send this card all the way to the discard just like I did to yours?
22:09Yes.
22:10I'm getting it out of here.
22:11Revenge zap.
22:12We respect that choice.
22:13Space is petty.
22:14Yeah.
22:15All right.
22:16That's cool.
22:17Is it time to reveal?
22:18Shaboo!
22:19Shaboo!
22:20Reveal!
22:21One, two, three!
22:22Shaboo!
22:23It's really happening.
22:24Cool.
22:25I'll give you a planet if you give me a planet.
22:26I would like to be on the planet I'm not currently on if that's okay.
22:31Yeah!
22:34Yeah, I think one for one.
22:36One for one here, maybe?
22:37Yeah, and we can just cohabitate.
22:40That's allowed.
22:41Yeah, I love a little hate.
22:42Yes.
22:43To cohabitate.
22:44Habitate.
22:45Come, we're good roommates.
22:48Give me your flying saucer, you'll take mine.
22:51That's all I want.
22:52It's like the odd couple of aliens.
22:53It is.
22:54Yeah.
22:55The reverend has invited just the devil himself.
22:58Resolution!
22:59I got nothing.
23:00Anybody get a resolution?
23:01Good negotiation.
23:02I get a second encounter.
23:03Instead, I think I'm gonna get some tech because I'm, this sounds, everybody's researching.
23:08It just seems fun.
23:09And that means I'm gonna pass the turn to Karo while I look at these and think about them.
23:14Now it is Spiv's turn.
23:16Unless there's anybody with a special start turn thing.
23:19Now we regroup.
23:20Spiv will regroup mightily by revealing my tech.
23:24Completing it.
23:25Oh snap.
23:26Energy cloak.
23:27Oh.
23:28I'm also gonna use my tech.
23:29Okay.
23:30An enigma advice.
23:31Reset all hands to eight cards.
23:34Whoa!
23:36That's great.
23:37So I can draw from the deck or I can draw from the discard.
23:41Jimmy, did you also have a tech?
23:43Okay.
23:44I'm gonna complete my tech.
23:45This one is not gonna be used yet.
23:47It's called force ally.
23:48Danielle, are you discarding?
23:50I'm gonna keep all of these and then just pick up three.
23:53Wow.
23:54Nice.
23:55Here we go.
23:56Three at random.
23:57Thank you so much.
23:58DDG, how many?
23:59I'm gonna need seven.
24:00Whoa!
24:01This is very good for you.
24:02This is great.
24:03Thank you very much.
24:04You are so welcome.
24:05Again, our alliance still stands, even though we couldn't actually negotiate.
24:10It's fine.
24:11I have five, so I will draw three.
24:13I have six, so I will need two.
24:15Here you go.
24:16Oh, I'm so sorry.
24:18I will need three cards to add to my five.
24:21Okay, so this benefited DDG.
24:26It is still Karo's turn.
24:29It's your destiny phase.
24:31I shall determine the destiny of not only my own world, but of the galaxy.
24:34Oh.
24:35Green, I got myself.
24:36Yeah.
24:37Have you kind of with any other player in your home system?
24:40Discard this card.
24:41If I drew mine, I could come after y'all.
24:44Uh-huh.
24:45My lands are pristine.
24:47And boom.
24:49Yeah!
24:50Green again?
24:51No!
24:52Fuck you!
24:53No one can fight green.
24:54Wouldn't it be funny if it was that again?
24:56No, it's not.
24:57Oh, special.
24:58Special.
24:59Okay, have an encounter with a player who has the most cards in hand.
25:01Wait.
25:02Which we just remit.
25:03Okay.
25:04In the event of a tie, break the tie to your left.
25:06Okay, so.
25:07Okay, I am going to play my dictator card again.
25:10Okay, have forced me to draw another destiny card?
25:12Yeah, just another destiny card.
25:13Okay, okay.
25:14Oh, it's heating up.
25:15Yeah, yeah.
25:16We're going for it.
25:17And purple.
25:18No!
25:19Purple!
25:20Can you do that one again?
25:21No, I can't.
25:22One more time, please.
25:23One more time.
25:24Just one more time.
25:25I'm so sorry.
25:26Look at all your shiny new cards.
25:27We do have a lot of new cards.
25:28Hey!
25:29Yeah.
25:30Which planet?
25:31I will choose that one.
25:32Okay.
25:33Spiff will commit an enigmatic two ships.
25:38Oh, an enigmatic two ships.
25:41Oh, I don't know what to do about this.
25:43Will it be low or will it be high?
25:45Okay.
25:46Okay.
25:47Hmm.
25:48Alliance phase.
25:49Starting with offense.
25:50Do you want to invite people?
25:51I will come to this party.
25:53Spiff will invite everyone to the party.
25:57Oh!
25:58Oh!
25:59Spiff is weird, but not exclusionary.
26:01That is fodder.
26:04I want you guys to remember this guy can just crash land in here.
26:09It's not gonna...
26:10You should come defend and it'd be good.
26:13Hmm.
26:14So come defend with me.
26:15Can you say, Luke, I am your fodder?
26:17Luke, I am your fodder!
26:18I'm your fodder!
26:21Come on.
26:22Never heard of that property.
26:24I want to help out my friend, Brian.
26:28Yes!
26:29Oh!
26:30I'm gonna go ahead and add one of my ships to your gorgeous cause.
26:33Great.
26:34Y'all make a great point that it would be really great to just draw cards with little penalties off my lord.
26:43Ooh!
26:45As defense.
26:46Okay.
26:47All right.
26:48I love this.
26:49This is great.
26:50Before encounter cards are selected, Spiff will use the hate card!
26:55Whoa!
26:56That's me!
26:57Yes!
26:58We are natural allies!
26:59Grab that random.
27:00Which one would you like to take?
27:02Ooh!
27:03One on the outside.
27:04That's a Zango.
27:05Okay.
27:06Can I look at it?
27:07Can I look at it?
27:08Yeah, yeah.
27:09Let's start it.
27:10Okay.
27:11It's a four.
27:12Whatever.
27:13I'm planning.
27:14Only win by a little.
27:15I too shall plan.
27:16Okay.
27:17Okay.
27:18Now it's time to reveal.
27:20Three, two, one.
27:21Flip!
27:22Scoring!
27:23One!
27:24Tricky!
27:25One!
27:26Tricky!
27:27Move!
27:28So technically you won.
27:29I did.
27:30And you negotiated.
27:31So you get to pull two cards out of Brian's hand and the rest of us get to either pull
27:38ships out of warp or draw cards.
27:40If we'll take this one and this one.
27:42I'm going to pull a ship out of warp.
27:43Okay.
27:44Warp.
27:45And I'm going to draw four cards.
27:47Warp.
27:48Okay.
27:49Great.
27:50Well, here are your ships back, everybody.
27:52Enjoy.
27:53I'm going to go ahead and during this resolution, play the warrior card.
27:57Ah!
27:58When you are the defense, immediately after the encounter is over, you may encounter
28:01the offense in their home system.
28:03After your encounter, the normal order of play continues when it left.
28:06Whoa!
28:07I need time!
28:08So I'm coming over.
28:09Again, I'm playing as petty as I can in this.
28:11Oh, this comes back to my hand.
28:12I am realizing right now that I have very few ships.
28:15So if anyone wants to, you know, join me at some point, that'd be pretty cool.
28:19I'll come.
28:20But I'm coming over here.
28:21Okay.
28:22So that's where I'm attacking.
28:23Do you have good attack cards?
28:24Oh, you have these ships.
28:25I got some juice in here for sure.
28:26Yeah, everything's great.
28:27I'm going to bring three ships from over here.
28:30Because of how good your juice is.
28:31Because I got juice, baby.
28:33Don't even worry about it.
28:34You got juice.
28:35And would you like to invite allies?
28:37Uh, yeah.
28:38Everyone come, please.
28:39Would you like to invite allies?
28:40Yes!
28:41Okay, great.
28:42I'm here, babies!
28:43You're inviting everyone?
28:44Yes!
28:45Okay.
28:46I am going to throw two in this fight.
28:50Oh, okay.
28:51Not cool.
28:52Sorry, do you hate that?
28:56Oh, no!
28:57I'm playing right into that kink.
29:03Ooh!
29:04Look agitated at me!
29:07I am going to add to the offense with two ships as well.
29:15I can't do both, right?
29:16Like, I can't do...
29:17I can't do...
29:18You can add your bets, Scambler.
29:20Are you sure?
29:21I am sure.
29:22I remember specifically.
29:23Okay.
29:24That's not how war works unless you're an arms dealer.
29:26And I am!
29:27And I am!
29:28Whoa!
29:29You know what?
29:30I'm gonna sit this one out.
29:31Okay.
29:32Y'all have fun with your petty dealings.
29:34Okay.
29:35Okay.
29:36Okay.
29:37Okay.
29:38Okay.
29:39Can I do my flare card again?
29:40I'm gonna do that.
29:41Okay.
29:42Okay.
29:43Ooh!
29:44Oh, yeah.
29:45Okay.
29:46That's your warrior card.
29:47I can't believe so.
29:48Now I can't do this ever again.
29:49Oh, no!
29:50So you're discarding that.
29:51That good pull.
29:52Boom!
29:53Thank you, Kate.
29:54Uh, Kara, you wanna negotiate?
29:57How about...
29:58Mm-hmm.
29:59Give me a card and...
30:01Whoa!
30:02Let's get into the negotiate phase.
30:03Yeah, illegal!
30:04Illegal!
30:05Oh, I thought we were...
30:06Okay, planning.
30:07This is the pre-negotiate.
30:08Yeah, you can't negotiate before you negotiate.
30:10We have to be...
30:11Okay.
30:12I can't negotiate.
30:13Uh, reveal.
30:14Three.
30:15Oh, okay.
30:16One.
30:17Let's see.
30:18Scoring!
30:19We did it!
30:20Okay.
30:21We negotiated.
30:22All right.
30:23You know the deal.
30:24Here we go.
30:25It's happening.
30:26Go!
30:27I will give you one of my cards,
30:28but I get to choose which one it is.
30:29Does that sound okay to you?
30:30I want a colony on your planet.
30:31I'm willing to swap one colony for one.
30:32So we both go up to two, which I think is good.
30:34Okay.
30:35So I'll put one there.
30:36You put one here.
30:37Yes.
30:38I don't want a card, but I could also just take that off the table.
30:41If you...
30:42Do you want to swap cards?
30:43I will.
30:44I'll give you both of my cards.
30:46Oh.
30:47Whoa.
30:48Okay.
30:49But in the negotiation, I must insist that you don't use one of them against me.
30:54Which one?
30:55You'll know which one.
30:56What?
30:57Don't worry.
30:58You'll know which one.
30:59You'll know which one.
31:00Okay.
31:01Just one to one.
31:02Just one to one.
31:03Just one to one.
31:04Just a little swap.
31:05Okay, sounds good.
31:06Alien can't shake.
31:07Oh!
31:08One for one.
31:09We take our ships back.
31:10Come on home, shippies.
31:11Back to Jimmy's turn.
31:14Come on in.
31:15Uh, in my regroup phase...
31:18And please forgive me, Jimmy.
31:20What?
31:21No, why?
31:22But it seems like maybe there might be a plague on your system right now.
31:26Whoa!
31:27What is this?
31:28It harms the player?
31:29Oh!
31:30You have to lose some ships and you also have to lose a bunch of cards.
31:33Oh!
31:34That makes sense.
31:35I'm discarding five cards?
31:36Yes!
31:37Dang!
31:38Ooh!
31:39Wow.
31:40Devastating.
31:41But you do have the power of God on your side, so...
31:43I guess so.
31:44God loves plague.
31:45And the plague card is also discarded.
31:47Yes.
31:48I never want to see it again.
31:49Okay.
31:50And I lose three ships to the void.
31:52Wow!
31:53It's a plague of locusts.
31:54So, regroup time?
31:55Regroup!
31:56Yes.
31:57I will take one ship back from the void after losing three to that awful card.
32:01Mm-hmm.
32:02Time for some destiny.
32:04Okay.
32:05Let's see who I will go against today.
32:07It is...
32:08Yellow!
32:09Oh!
32:10I know I just gave you a plague, but I'll help you if you let.
32:12All right.
32:13Let's launch.
32:14I will attack...
32:15Um...
32:16I have four on each.
32:17This one...
32:18Ooh!
32:19And I will send three ships to attack your four.
32:24You probably have a billion.
32:25Yeah!
32:26The Chosen only want to hang out on the fake planets.
32:28I invite everyone...
32:29Yes!
32:30Go to you!
32:31Hold on!
32:32I'll wait.
32:33Before alliances are declared, I'm going to draw one card at random from your hands.
32:36No!
32:37Oh!
32:38We're doing a lot of weird card stuff with you right now.
32:40Oh my gosh.
32:41I feel like I was doing so well.
32:43Sorry!
32:44You still could.
32:45You still could.
32:46This one.
32:47Let me see your face.
32:48Did you?
32:49Okay.
32:50Thank goodness.
32:51Uh-oh.
32:52Uh-oh.
32:53Give me a crappy card.
32:54Sure.
32:55Okay.
32:56No one saw that.
32:57I didn't see it.
32:58No one saw it.
32:59Okay.
33:00Now who are you inviting?
33:01I invite everyone to ally with me.
33:03I also invite everyone to ally with me.
33:06I'm going to go with the offense.
33:10Okay.
33:11One for offense.
33:12I'm being offensive.
33:13Yeah.
33:14Sorry about the plague.
33:15I'm coming to help though.
33:16Yeah.
33:17Yeah.
33:18You gotta make it better.
33:19Let's populate baby.
33:20Let's go.
33:21Hero, you want to draw some cards?
33:22Help me out.
33:23Have a nice time.
33:24How confident are you feeling?
33:27Extremely.
33:28You said that in sort of a non-confident way.
33:31Oh sorry.
33:32I might hate it.
33:33I'm extremely confident.
33:35Spiff will honor our age old alliance.
33:39Cool.
33:40And send Spiff will spend three ships.
33:43Oh my goodness.
33:44Okay.
33:45All right.
33:46Sweet.
33:47Now, alliances have been formed.
33:50Tis time to plan.
33:52Okay.
33:56One, go!
33:57No, no, no, no.
33:58Oh!
33:59Oh!
34:00You're good, you're good, you're good.
34:01It's a 20.
34:0220!
34:03Okay.
34:04Dang it.
34:05So you have 24, 7.
34:06I have 8, 11, 12, 13.
34:08Yeah.
34:09Yes.
34:10I shall use the power of divine intervention.
34:13Uh-oh.
34:14And pray to reveal the top three cards from the deck.
34:17I have to get at least a 15 or higher.
34:1915 or higher.
34:20Not it.
34:21Not it!
34:22No!
34:23Yeah!
34:24Wait, wait, wait, wait.
34:25I can reinforce.
34:26Allies could reinforce.
34:27I can get up to 16, 18, 21, 22, 23 versus 27.
34:34So that's a difference of four.
34:36I'm sorry.
34:37I'm going to have to call back the cavalry.
34:41All right.
34:42Get out of here.
34:44All right.
34:45So I'm going to go ahead and play Ionic Gas.
34:48Stop.
34:50That is Iconic Gas.
34:53I am playing Ionic Gas.
34:55Got it.
34:56Stops, compensation, and rewards.
34:58Play after the winner of an encounter is determined.
35:02No compensation or defensive ally rewards may be collected this encounter.
35:08Sorry, little ladies.
35:09No!
35:10That only hurts Carol!
35:14No harm, no foul for Spiff.
35:16All right.
35:17Spiff understands the universe is a cruel place.
35:20She was born in a vacuum and she'll die in a vacuum.
35:23All right, Danielle, you're up and we've made it once around the table.
35:27Very exciting.
35:28Very exciting.
35:29All right.
35:30I need a destiny.
35:31Before you do, regroup time.
35:33Everybody can research a tech.
35:36I got nothing.
35:37Me neither.
35:38I'm just leaving this for now.
35:40You're just letting that simmer.
35:42Let it simmer.
35:43Like a good stew.
35:44Yellow.
35:45Do you know what kind of stew I like?
35:48Shit stew.
35:49No, uh, chicken.
35:52Oh, wow.
35:53What a surprise.
35:54Yeah.
35:55Chicken stew.
35:56Classic.
35:57I contain multitudes.
35:59All right.
36:00Uh, me, you say.
36:02Which planet would you like to point to?
36:05We have B, C, and D.
36:08Oh, geez.
36:09Four, four, and four.
36:11That's-
36:12Oh, this is only three.
36:13That's only three.
36:14Oh, that's only three.
36:15You can join me, right?
36:16I don't get kicked off, right?
36:17Launch phase.
36:18What you bringing?
36:19I'm going to bring the heat of a thousand suns.
36:23And by a thousand, I, of course, mean three.
36:26Nice.
36:27Wow.
36:28Three v three.
36:29Three v three.
36:30Three.
36:31Verse.
36:32Three.
36:33At the beginning of the alliance phase, I would like to use trader.
36:37Oh, so good.
36:39Can you shuffle up your hand and I'll draw one from random?
36:42I'm shuffling.
36:43I'm shuffling.
36:44I'm shuffling.
36:45Oh, I get it.
36:46Traitor.
36:47Not-
36:48Not traitor.
36:49Traitor.
36:50Yes.
36:51Hmm.
36:52Okay.
36:53Card for Danielle.
36:54Danielle gets card now.
36:55A little card for little Danielle Danielle gets a little pretty card.
36:58A little card for me.
36:59Okay.
37:00Okay.
37:01That's how she really talks.
37:02Yeah.
37:03Everything in Elk is an Apex.
37:04A little card for Danielle.
37:06A little card for Danielle.
37:07A little card for Danielle.
37:08Okay.
37:09I'm gonna give you this.
37:12And I will also ask, do you feel like negotiating today?
37:15I'm not having any of y'all come.
37:17I love y'all, but this is-
37:18Aw, man.
37:19This is a party for two.
37:20Okay.
37:21Let's plan.
37:22Let's plan.
37:23Do your review.
37:24We're negotiating.
37:25Three, two, one.
37:26We're negotiating.
37:27We're negotiating.
37:28I played negotiate and I believe you.
37:30There we go.
37:31Someone's gotta call you on negotiation.
37:33Every time.
37:34Sure won't.
37:35All right.
37:36Shall we?
37:37We shall.
37:39Okay.
37:40So I-
37:41Let's trade some planets.
37:43Let's trade some planets.
37:44Get on one of my diggable planets.
37:46If you wanna, just come on here.
37:48You can hang out on one of these and I'll come hang out on another one of yours.
37:51One for one?
37:52Deal done.
37:53One for one.
37:54Deal done.
37:55Y'all gotta shake.
37:56One for one.
37:57Then we'll shake while we're here.
37:58Yes.
37:59Oh, wow.
38:00Symbolic.
38:01Great.
38:02So you had a successful negotiation.
38:04You can have a second encounter or you can get a piece of tech.
38:07Ooh.
38:08I am gonna go with a piece of tech because I am techless.
38:12Okay.
38:13At the start of my turn, I need some cards.
38:15You do.
38:16So I'm gonna draw eight of them.
38:17Is that right?
38:18You do.
38:19You draw eight.
38:20We just draw up to eight.
38:21Rich in resources.
38:22Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
38:23Great.
38:24It's time to regroup.
38:25I'm taking one of these guys back and I'm going to finally flip this tech over.
38:30Whoa.
38:31It is quark battery.
38:33I hide an encounter card.
38:34When I complete this card, I place an encounter card from my hand face down under it.
38:38This card is not considered part of my hand and may not be looked at or taken by other players.
38:43Later, after the cards are revealed in an encounter in which you are the main player, you may discard this tech to replace your revealed encounter card with the one under this card.
38:52Yeah.
38:53He was weak.
38:54I got a trap card.
38:55Yeah.
38:56All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and put this one under again.
38:58It's a plus 30.
38:59There we go.
39:00That's super safe.
39:01And then these come back, which is really nice.
39:03I also am researching some xenon lasers, or rather completing them.
39:08It says add or subtract one from total.
39:11Once it's completed, this tech stays in play.
39:13And while it's in play, you may either add or subtract one from your side's total after encounter cards are revealed when you are main player or ally.
39:22Oh.
39:23Or ally.
39:24Sweet.
39:25Don't get rid of it because I can help you.
39:27Yes.
39:28I'm gonna research my new tech.
39:30Great.
39:31Nice.
39:32All right.
39:33Okay.
39:34We've regrouped.
39:35We've regrouped.
39:36Let's see what Destiny has for me today.
39:37Who shall you fight?
39:38Blue.
39:39Oh, man.
39:40Oh, Jimmy.
39:41Okay.
39:42I'm gonna send that right over here to this, too.
39:44Okay.
39:45I'll launch.
39:46We'll go two for two.
39:47How does that sound?
39:48Okay.
39:49All right.
39:50Okay.
39:51Alliance.
39:52I'll invite anyone because we're all on-
39:55Wait, wait, wait, wait.
39:56Wait, wait.
39:57Lasers.
39:58Yes.
39:59Lasers.
40:00Anyone who's allowed to join.
40:01Yes, you can join me.
40:03Aww.
40:04Thanks for the invite.
40:07I am coming in.
40:08Feel like I'm kind of gonna die.
40:10Offense.
40:11I'm gonna put three in there.
40:12Ooh.
40:13Good move.
40:15I too shall contribute to the war.
40:22Okay.
40:23Okay.
40:24I'm chilling again.
40:25I was staving.
40:26Wow.
40:27Incredible.
40:28Evil was not taking a side.
40:30Yeah.
40:31That's really how you win, kids.
40:33Never choose a side.
40:34Always be wishy-washy.
40:35Play both sides if possible.
40:37There you go.
40:38Wow.
40:39Reveal.
40:40Three, two, one.
40:41Four.
40:42Hey, a seven.
40:43I will add one with a xenon laser.
40:44Cool.
40:45I shall pray.
40:47No, you won't.
40:48No.
40:49Sorry.
40:50I just wanted you to use it so that way I could use my zap.
40:53Okay.
40:54I thought it would be fun.
40:55Yeah, I love that.
40:56No petty.
40:57I got zapped.
40:58I've been...
40:59And we all get to live on this new planet now.
41:01We all go live on this planet.
41:02Space is so cold.
41:04Me.
41:05You won on your turn.
41:06Do you want tag or do you want to go again?
41:08You gotta try and win right now.
41:09I gotta try.
41:10You gotta go for it.
41:11I gotta go for it.
41:12I gotta try.
41:13All right, so I will do another encounter,
41:15which means that I will go ahead and...
41:17Back to the beginning.
41:18What does fodder say about this?
41:20Hey, guys.
41:21I know things have been tough,
41:23but I figure it'd be great if I just won right now.
41:25And then we don't have to think about it anymore.
41:27How does that sound?
41:28All right, cannon fodder.
41:29Yeah.
41:30Spiff would like to win with you.
41:32I mean, here's the thing.
41:33I'm looking at potentially a three-time win right here.
41:36Wow.
41:37So let's the encounter.
41:38You know Kate and I are down for a three-way.
41:40I love three ways.
41:42I love three ways and I also love the leavings of other species.
41:49Wait, wait, wait.
41:50Do we go back to...
41:51All right, all right.
41:52Do we regroup again or do we just go...
41:53We regroup.
41:54What is your destiny?
41:55Don't hit me.
41:56Red.
41:57No.
41:58Oh, they've been friends for so long.
42:01Oh, no.
42:02I will attack right here.
42:03This, and going against the gambler as the last one here is very...
42:07Okay, well.
42:08Destiny.
42:09Here's the question.
42:10We negotiated once.
42:11Yes.
42:12We didn't invite anyone during that.
42:13We said pistols of dawn.
42:14Mm-hmm.
42:15Shall we end it the same way?
42:16Shall we go out with honor?
42:17Don't let him win.
42:18Don't let him win.
42:19You and me, we go out with honor.
42:20Oh, my goodness.
42:21No.
42:221v1 and I'm just going to put one on there.
42:24We're going to fight right now.
42:25We're pistols with dawn.
42:26We're already in planning then.
42:27No alliances have been declared.
42:28No, I'm not asking for any alliances.
42:30Wow.
42:31Nope.
42:32All right.
42:33It's planning time.
42:34Play the loser card.
42:35Ooh.
42:36As a main player before encounter cards are selected, you may declare that both sides
42:40lose.
42:41What?
42:42All involved ships to the warp.
42:43No.
42:44Oh, love this.
42:45No.
42:46Love this.
42:47Love this.
42:48Love this.
42:49Love this.
42:50The pistols of dawn.
42:51I shot me.
42:52I shot me.
42:53You lose.
42:54What?
42:55I look.
42:56Okay, so I just immediately go to the warp.
42:57That's it.
42:58And there's nothing.
42:59Oh.
43:00That's all right.
43:01Oh.
43:02Oh, wow.
43:03That was exciting.
43:04All right, back to regroup.
43:08Regroup.
43:09At the start of turn, actually.
43:10Oh, okay, okay.
43:11It's time to rage.
43:14I'm gonna use this power to force every player to either discard a card or lose ships.
43:20And it has to be the same type of card.
43:22Yeah, otherwise you lose three ships to the void.
43:24That's right.
43:25Dang.
43:26All right, I'm gonna throw in a 12 encounter attack.
43:31Oh.
43:32Ooh.
43:33So you must put in that or higher or lose three ships.
43:36Spiff is lucky day 12.
43:39Yay.
43:40Spiff is 12 is lucky number on my planet.
43:42Not so lucky for me.
43:44Ooh.
43:45Ooh.
43:46That hurts.
43:47You lost three ships.
43:48Everybody loses three ships.
43:49Not just me.
43:50I was gonna take one from over here.
43:52This guy comes back from vacation and has a really bad time.
43:55Oh, no.
43:56There goes my three.
43:57I win the pancake contest in the middle though.
43:58That is pretty good.
43:59That's true.
44:00That's delicious.
44:01Yeah.
44:02Gosh.
44:03Okay.
44:04This seems bad for you guys.
44:05Yeah.
44:06Research your tech if you got them.
44:07I'll take my ship back.
44:08You have all your ships.
44:09Whoa.
44:10Yeah, I kind of can't do anything.
44:11Okay.
44:12This is rough.
44:13Yep.
44:14Sorry, y'all.
44:15It's time to learn the Destiny of Hate special.
44:18Oh, no.
44:19Oh, no.
44:20Have an encounter with the player who has the most foreign colonies other than you and break the tie to your left, Karo.
44:26Oh, it's gotta be Karo.
44:27It's gotta go.
44:28Hmm?
44:29Oh, this is an interesting one.
44:32We've been friends for a long time.
44:36You know what I do to my closest friends?
44:39Show them hate.
44:42I knew this would blow up eventually on me.
44:46Oh, my God.
44:47I gotta go all in, baby.
44:49This is for all the marbles.
44:52Oh.
44:53And I will draw one card at random from your hand.
44:56Oh.
44:57With my random card.
44:58At random?
44:59Yeah.
45:00I don't want to know until after.
45:01No, don't break your heart until you have to.
45:03Oh, no.
45:04Grief will come when it must.
45:07Oh.
45:09Oh.
45:10Okay.
45:11Oh.
45:12How good was it?
45:15It was the best card ever.
45:18Fuck.
45:19I am inviting everyone as an owl.
45:22I am also inviting everyone.
45:23Oh, sorry.
45:24I'm not inviting Brian.
45:25No.
45:26Okay.
45:27Well, I'm joining you for sure.
45:28You are.
45:29Don't worry.
45:30Do you invite everyone, Karolyn?
45:31Team up with the green team.
45:32Yes, yes.
45:33You know what?
45:34I'll invite Brian.
45:36Oh.
45:37Oh.
45:38Why not?
45:39Oh.
45:40Oh, this puts me in a very difficult position.
45:42We could be great together.
45:44All right.
45:45First to decide is Jimmy.
45:46All right.
45:47I'll put two behind.
45:48There we go.
45:49There we go.
45:50Oh my gosh.
45:51You have so many in one.
45:52I know.
45:53We need whatever the thing that gets them all out of the work.
45:54Brian's card was mean.
45:55It was.
45:56I'm sorry.
45:57I shouldn't have done that to you.
45:58It's fine.
45:59It's not like I.
46:00I will be going next in the play order.
46:03So if you join up with me, we can both win next turn.
46:05Okay.
46:06Well, let's see.
46:07And I have strong offensive stuff.
46:08Ah.
46:09Now, do you want to try and win next turn or you want to definitely win this turn?
46:12Well, you won't be able to.
46:13Only Becca would win.
46:14I know.
46:15So don't.
46:16Come on.
46:17Don't king me.
46:18It's not worth it.
46:19Yeah, yeah.
46:20You got to join Karolyn.
46:21So do I bend the knee or do I once again bow out, look out for myself, play both sides?
46:26No, join me.
46:27Oh my gosh.
46:28That is there as a third option.
46:29Oh my gosh.
46:30And you.
46:31I'm going to.
46:32Oh my gosh.
46:33I'm going to go ahead and add one end.
46:35Okay.
46:36As a sign of friendship, I'm going to take this one off.
46:40You're going to get this planet and I'm putting four on.
46:42Yeah.
46:43Wow.
46:44I'm here to help.
46:45I'm here to help the defense.
46:46All right.
46:47Okay.
46:48We're doing it.
46:49He's playing for the win next turn.
46:50I'm playing.
46:51Yes.
46:52Denying Becca, the evil Becca.
46:53You invited us all here.
46:55I brought you here to show you how hate wins.
47:00All right.
47:01Highest card.
47:02Highest card.
47:03Okay.
47:04Oh man.
47:05I wish I could do more.
47:06Oh, we have planned.
47:09And now.
47:10Come on.
47:11My heart is pounding.
47:12I know.
47:13This is intense.
47:14One, two, three.
47:15Flip.
47:16You match.
47:17Yes.
47:18You match.
47:19Yes.
47:20So we win.
47:21Yeah.
47:22Wait, wait, wait.
47:23And then eight reinforcements.
47:24No.
47:25Wait.
47:26Can you reinforce yourself?
47:27Yeah.
47:28You can reinforce yourself.
47:29Okay.
47:30So do the math for me.
47:31Okay.
47:32Eight.
47:33Okay.
47:34This is 21.
47:35Twenty-one.
47:36Twenty-five.
47:37Twenty-two.
47:38So we just need a...
47:39Twenty-five.
47:40Twenty-five.
47:41And defense wins by breaks.
47:42Right?
47:43Tie breaks?
47:44Two.
47:45Three.
47:46Four.
47:47Three.
47:48Three.
47:49Four.
47:50Almost.
47:51Yes!
47:56So for those watching at home, what just happened here is Becca lost!
48:00Yes!
48:01Yeah!
48:02I had to go hard.
48:03I had to go hard.
48:04All right.
48:05Twenty-eight to like twenty-six, I think.
48:06I'm okay with that.
48:07Oh my goodness.
48:08Oh my god.
48:09You get a lotta cards.
48:10Oh my goodness.
48:11I'm grateful.
48:12Yeah, you do need cards.
48:14Daddy needs some cards.
48:14Danielle, one ship or one card?
48:16One ship.
48:17Okay.
48:18And Brian, four.
48:20Yeah, I'll take four cards.
48:21Four cards.
48:21No, you know what?
48:22No, I need to defend myself.
48:24I'm taking four ships.
48:24It is the start of the turn.
48:27So flip her back.
48:27Regroup.
48:29I'm going to take a ship.
48:31Yeah.
48:31From back home from the warp.
48:33Any other regroups?
48:34Researching?
48:35Nothing.
48:35Research over there?
48:36I'm going to research.
48:37Oh my gosh, you're so low on ships.
48:39I see why you took ships.
48:41I'm gambling.
48:42Okay.
48:42Okay, okay.
48:43Oh my gosh.
48:43Regroups?
48:45Destiny.
48:45Oh my gosh.
48:47What is your destiny?
48:48Please don't be purple.
48:49Special.
48:51Have an encounter with a player who has the fewest ships in the warp other than you.
48:55Becca.
48:55It's me.
48:56No, no, no, it's Becca.
48:57Because I lost.
48:58I only have two.
49:01No.
49:02The encounter takes place in the other player's home system.
49:04Oh no, you can't win this turn.
49:08I'll win with you.
49:09But I will come to your aid.
49:11Okay.
49:11Okay, I will first of all use my energy cloak.
49:16Okay.
49:17So you may discard this tech card when you are the offense after aiming the hyperspace gate.
49:21The defense may not invite any players to ally with them for a new encounter.
49:25Do you want to go for the zero?
49:27I can't ally with anyone?
49:29No.
49:30Oh, energy cloak.
49:32I'm so sorry, my friend.
49:33You shouldn't have taken your ships back from this world.
49:35I know.
49:36What am I doing?
49:37Oh no.
49:37I would like to ally with you.
49:40I will give you one in xenon lasers and maybe more.
49:44Well, you can invite no one to your alliance.
49:45You just maybe just do that.
49:46I'll give you four ships.
49:47I'm going to not invite anyone because I want to win.
49:50Oh yeah.
49:51No.
49:51There we go.
49:52I said I was going to RP this game and this feels super spiff, so we're not in my view.
49:57Oh, if she loses by 10, she crash lands.
49:59You can lose by 10 and win.
50:01I just have to make sure I don't go over 10 of whatever.
50:04Or she can still win.
50:06She could just also play a huge number.
50:08Yeah.
50:08Oh, this is terrible.
50:10And we can't help you.
50:11Okay, planning.
50:13Time to plan.
50:14Down to this.
50:15Okay, sure.
50:16Okay, okay.
50:17Let me.
50:18Oh, wait.
50:18I have to commit ships first.
50:19Yeah, we forgot about that.
50:20Oh yeah, commit some ships.
50:21Sorry.
50:21Oh my God.
50:22Go all in.
50:23But she wants to win.
50:24But you might want to lose.
50:26But she also wants to win.
50:28But she also wants to lose.
50:31But she also wants to win.
50:33I'm trying to decide if I want to play a big card or a low card.
50:37I should do an enigma again and do exactly three ships.
50:41Oh my gosh.
50:423 over 3.
50:433 over 3.
50:44All right.
50:44Don't do this.
50:45You want to beat her, but not by over 10.
50:49Wait, what happens if we tie?
50:51I don't know.
50:51This is killing me.
50:53All right.
50:53So if Carolyn loses by more than 10, she wins because she crash lands with Spiff.
50:57If she just wins normally, she just wins.
50:59So I just have to win by less than 10.
51:01By less than 10.
51:02Let's see it.
51:03Okay, count down from 30.
51:07Count down from 3.
51:093, 2, 1.
51:118 to 10?
51:14Carolyn, what?
51:15What do you have in hand?
51:17I'm the fodder.
51:18Oh, I'm the fodder.
51:20Oh, so you can add?
51:22I can add, but it has to be between 8 and 10.
51:28I'm using my cork battery.
51:30What is this?
51:31Who's in there?
51:31You can replace it.
51:32You can replace it.
51:33I'm replacing my card.
51:34So this says, this card is not considered a part.
51:43So later after cards are revealed, I can replace my card with the one under this card, which happens to be an 11, which is better because I truly could not have done anything else.
51:53So I have defeated you for this one.
51:55Oh my god.
51:56Oh my god.
51:58Okay, we gotta keep going.
51:59Okay, okay, all right, but that just discards.
52:01So you lose these ships.
52:03You lose those ships.
52:04Okay, and now it's Jimmy's turn.
52:08All right, back to the beginning.
52:09Here we go.
52:10I shall return one ship.
52:12So beautiful.
52:14Now regroup.
52:15Anybody with tech can research it.
52:17And then time for destiny.
52:19I'm having fun here.
52:21I'm researching.
52:23Oh, wow.
52:24It's down to two planets.
52:25Who am I going to challenge today?
52:27My destiny reveals.
52:29Wild.
52:30Oh no.
52:30If I win, do you have a negotiation card?
52:33If I go after you, we can both get one.
52:37You're at two right now.
52:38Let me go to three, and then I get one more attack, and then that one we could try and both win together.
52:42Oh no.
52:43That's fun.
52:43That's fun.
52:44But you will lose your gambler ability because you're going to have to lose one of your ships to switch with one of mine.
52:49I'm okay with that.
52:50Okay, I'm going to attack you then.
52:52Oh no.
52:54I would like to negotiate.
52:55I'm sorry, I have to launch one ship.
52:58Okay.
52:58And I would like to negotiate.
52:59Would you like to negotiate, gambler?
53:01Any alliances?
53:02No, no alliances.
53:03No alliances.
53:03Absolutely none.
53:05Planning.
53:05No, no, no.
53:06We die like friends.
53:08You don't have to reveal, but I would like to negotiate.
53:10One, two, three.
53:12Reveal.
53:12Negotiate.
53:13All right, so one of yours here, one of mine there.
53:15Yeah.
53:15And then we both go to three.
53:16You're going to lose your gambler ability.
53:18Lose my gambler ability, but we both go to three.
53:19And then next turn, I will attack one of them, hopefully, with one of these cards.
53:23Yep.
53:23Okay.
53:24Let's do it.
53:24Here you go.
53:24Deal done.
53:26Okay.
53:26Okay, welcome to re-foric colonies, everybody.
53:30Oh my God.
53:32Now, you could invite whatever card is there.
53:35You could invite everyone else.
53:39And we could have a four-person one.
53:41Also, you've already...
53:43Okay.
53:45Oh my gosh.
53:45Back to the top, but back to regroup.
53:48So research if you got them.
53:50I'm going to grab one here.
53:53Yes.
53:53And then you can research.
53:54Are you complete?
53:55I'm complete.
53:56Flip it.
53:57I don't have to.
53:58You don't have to.
53:59Oh!
54:00Yeah.
54:01Sick.
54:01Okay.
54:01Okay.
54:02Flip your destiny.
54:03Okay.
54:03If it's one of those three, we have a chance to win just you and me.
54:06Let's go.
54:07Destiny.
54:08Come on, Destiny.
54:11Purple.
54:11No!
54:12Yes!
54:13No!
54:13Yes!
54:14I don't have anything on this one.
54:15Everyone but Brian!
54:17Everyone but Brian!
54:18Everyone but Brian!
54:19You already said you were just going to win, too.
54:21At least give me some losers as well.
54:22Everybody but Brian!
54:23Oh my gosh.
54:24A loser.
54:25Oh my gosh.
54:25Give me a couple losers.
54:27That chant made me feel bad.
54:28Okay.
54:29Come on.
54:30Okay, the question is, do you want to you and me try and win?
54:34Or do we want to invite everyone to destroy Brian together?
54:38I do not feel good about us destroying Brian alone.
54:42I feel like it's got to be you and me.
54:44Yeah, I agree.
54:45I agree.
54:46Our kingdoms have reached an alliance.
54:48Now he can choose to alliance with them.
54:50If you don't let me in, I'm going to give everything to Brian.
54:53Me too.
54:56Maximum power.
54:56I also, I just want to make sure, I'm assuming you're coming to the one that has me.
55:00I'm coming for that one.
55:00Okay.
55:01All right.
55:01Cool.
55:01You know what?
55:02I'm down.
55:03I'm down just you and me.
55:05I'm going to send.
55:05Do you want to invite us?
55:06Wow.
55:06I would love some help.
55:08I'm only going to launch one ship for reasons.
55:10Okay.
55:11And then alliance, I invite red to ally with me, but none of you losers.
55:16I invite yellow and green.
55:18All right.
55:19Yes.
55:19Okay.
55:20Sounds sick.
55:20Planning.
55:21Oh, I can take this off of this one.
55:23You can't.
55:23No, I can't.
55:24Oh, yeah.
55:25Danielle, you're first to pick.
55:27So.
55:28Oh, no.
55:28You can put one ship on there and then we'll win.
55:31Put one of my ships on.
55:32I have one ship left.
55:34You don't have to have a home planet to win.
55:36To win.
55:38That's true.
55:39Oh, my God.
55:40Danielle, girl.
55:41I feel good about this.
55:42I feel good about this.
55:43I am putting all of my trust in you.
55:46Yes.
55:47Okay.
55:47Can I have those two ships over there?
55:50Yes, you may.
55:51And I'll take two ships over here.
55:53And, oh, you have one on this, Carol, if that matters.
55:56Yeah, I'm going to take one from there and one from there and then two from here.
56:01And we borrowed money from our friends to help you.
56:04Thank you so much.
56:05We're helping you.
56:06All right.
56:07We can send up to four ships, right?
56:09That's correct.
56:09Maximum four.
56:11It's a sway day load.
56:12That's fine.
56:13So it's eight V2 right now, which is pretty good.
56:17Plus lasers.
56:17Plus lasers, which is also good.
56:19Okay.
56:20Hold on.
56:20All right.
56:21Let's fight.
56:21So I'm going to choose this as my encounter card.
56:24We've chosen encounter cards?
56:25We've chosen encounter cards.
56:26All right.
56:26I'm going to use one card in my hand called Kamikaze.
56:29Oh, no.
56:30After the encounter cards are selected, but before they're revealed, I can send up to four of my ships into the warp to add three to my side for each ship's sacrifice.
56:36No.
56:37Whoa.
56:37So I'm going to only send two.
56:39So that I don't lose my, so I'm going to add six.
56:43So now we're even again.
56:44It's eight versus eight.
56:45Yeah.
56:45So that's six.
56:46Oh, my God.
56:46That's amazing.
56:47No, it's nine versus eight.
56:48Oh, my God.
56:49Four, eight, nine, and then six.
56:51Don't forget the xenon lasers.
56:52Okay.
56:52It's 10 V8 right now.
56:5310 V8 right now.
56:54Okay.
56:55It's time to reveal your cards.
56:58Three, two, one.
57:01Forty bombs.
57:01No.
57:03Yeah.
57:05And I will pray as well.
57:07Whoa.
57:08Okay.
57:08Okay.
57:08You don't need to.
57:09I will continue to pray.
57:11Let me go to hell.
57:12I don't care if you try in my pot.
57:13I'm going to add 14 to it.
57:14Okay.
57:14Boom.
57:15What's the final score?
57:16Final score.
57:17I can't reinforce it all.
57:20Winnie.
57:21I can't believe it.
57:21Congratulations.
57:23Yes.
57:24And Danielle.
57:25Yes, let's go.
57:26Yes, let's go.
57:27I have been delivered.
57:28I have seen the last.
57:30Oh, my God.
57:31And you did absolve yourself of your gambler habit.
57:34Gambling pays off.
57:36That's incredible.
57:38Also, did you, the only bluff you ever made was negotiate, right?
57:42You just bluffed that you were a good person this entire time.
57:46That's all.
57:46Yeah.
57:47I will never tell.
57:50Yay.
57:51That was incredible.
57:52Oh, my gosh.
57:54Wait, wait.
57:54I got to move it on.
57:55Yeah, what a way to go out.
57:57Oh, my God.
57:58Beautifully done.
58:00I'm going to need some final in-character words, starting with fodder.
58:05Life sucks and then you die.
58:10Carol, what's Spiff say about this?
58:12Spiff is going to the bar.
58:17Chosen?
58:18God is good.
58:20And formerly known as the gambler.
58:23Won't he do it?
58:25Hate gets the last word, where hate never wins.
58:31Aww.
58:32That's it for Parlor Room, where strategy meets shenanigans.
58:36We'll see you next time.
58:38Bye-bye.
58:39Let's go.
58:40Let's go.
58:41Let's go.
58:42Let's go.
58:42Let's go.
58:43Let's go.
58:44Let's go.
58:45Let's go.
58:46Let's go.
58:46All kill Brian.
58:48Look what a chance.
58:49Anyone who are Brian?
58:51All against Brian.
58:51I do like no.
58:52Can't take it?
58:52Everyone who are Brian.
58:55Let's go.
58:56Let's go.
58:56Let's go.
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58:57Let's go.
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58:59Let's go.
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