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  • 5/28/2025
- Two for the Road
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00:00I cleaned out your locker.
00:27Man, I thought I was a slut.
00:29Whoop!
00:30Accidentally killed her.
00:34I checked your library books.
00:36I got some six bucks in fines, but...
00:39Hey, don't worry about it.
00:40I'm the kind of guy I am.
00:42Uh-oh, you know, when I was going through your locker, I found your essay from Mr. Opus' class.
00:46A few typos, problematic things, but, uh...
00:48Overall, it was pretty good for a boatie.
00:51So I handed it in.
00:52Uh-oh, Johnny, Johnny, this!
00:54This, you're gonna love, man.
00:56I finally made a copy of that tape, you know, that bootleg?
00:59Listen to this.
01:03All right, listen to the back of it.
01:05I think it's Springsteen.
01:09Come on, man, you used to love Springsteen.
01:15But you still do, huh?
01:17Right?
01:20Oh, did I tell you what happened in Missy's sister's class?
01:23Yeah, you know, she's piling on the homework, as usual.
01:26And, uh, and so Ellis is getting a few writing exams, you know.
01:30And she keeps piling on, piling on after school.
01:32In the meantime, Missy...
01:33Yeah, she's carrying around this huge rosary.
01:36I don't know, man, I just felt God or something.
01:40You know, we talked about you and me being roommates.
01:43TSU next year.
01:47I probably would have flunked out anyway.
01:53I don't know.
02:24Don't have to stand alone
02:26We'll never let you fall
02:29Don't need permission
02:31To decide what you believe
02:36Say jump
02:38Down on Jump Street
02:41Say jump
02:43Down on Jump Street
02:47Your friends will be there
02:49When your back is to the wall
02:52You'll find you'll need us
02:54Cause there's no one else to call
02:57When it looks hopeless
02:59A decision's what you need
03:02You better be ready to, be ready to
03:05Jump
03:0621 Jump Street
03:23How you doing?
03:24Oh, is Teddy working tonight?
03:26No, he's balling. League championships.
03:28You got any ID for this?
03:29League championship? Not bad.
03:35You know, last weekend he was worried about qualifying.
03:38Here you go.
03:41You're gonna need something else with a picture on it.
03:43Store policy.
03:44It's okay, I'm used to it.
03:46Here you go.
03:52Hi, how are you?
03:56How are you?
04:16Come on, come on.
04:18Stand up for him, Stan.
04:19Stand up for him, come on.
04:21Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
04:28come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
04:35come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
04:42come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
04:48come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
04:55I thought this was a party.
04:58Anything break while I was gone?
05:00Nothing worth getting worried about.
05:02A party. A party.
05:07Dougie, my boy, how are you doing?
05:09Hey, thanks for the invite, man.
05:11If I knew there were parties like this, I would have transferred to Central sooner.
05:18Hey man, what's the deal with the beer, I mean, your uncle own a liquor store or something?
05:41I have to, you know.
05:48Oh man.
05:49It's open!
05:50He said it's open!
05:51It's a good party, the door's open.
05:52What's going on in here?
05:5417, 17, 16, 16, 17.
06:00When the doors open, it's a perfect place.
06:08What's going on here?
06:1617, 17, 16, 16, 17, 16.
06:25Gee, what a surprise. Nobody's legal.
06:27Where'd you buy the booze from, Ryan?
06:29Oh, we had in the house.
06:30Oh, sure. Dad always keeps a couple of hundred cans around in case any of his friends drop by, Ryan.
06:35Okay, boys and girls, party's over.
06:37Ryan, you're coming with us.
06:39Come on.
06:44Pull up.
06:46Uh, no, no, I'll transfer you.
06:55Can his license match up with any of those fakes on problem?
06:58Perfect. Number, address, wish I was this lucky in the lottery.
07:02Hanson, is your cover still solid?
07:06Hey, a penhall cover comes with a lifetime guarantee.
07:11Pull up.
07:13Yeah, hold on.
07:14Aoki, line two.
07:16You know, Captain, we pay people to answer the phone.
07:19Mm-hmm, but we don't pay you to tell me that.
07:23Take a look at this, Hanson.
07:26It's a forgery.
07:28Vice has turned up 300 of these in the last 18 months.
07:31All from the same shop.
07:33I'm putting you, Aoki, and Hoffs on this with Penhall.
07:35Four cops on a fake ID case?
07:38Isn't that a little top-heavy?
07:42Sir?
07:43Teenage drunk driving accidents have tripled in the past 12 months, Hanson.
07:49I thought there might be a connection.
07:55Fuller.
07:58Yeah, yeah, I'll talk to him.
08:02Penhall.
08:03Adam?
08:04Oh, Fuller, no, he's on another call.
08:07Rhonda?
08:10Rhonda who?
08:13Ballet?
08:14Look, it will be there by the end of the week.
08:18Yeah, I'll ship the paperwork the minute it gets here.
08:20Well, he's kind of cute for an older guy.
08:22Now, look, it is out of my hands, okay?
08:24You'll get it when I get it.
08:25That's all I can do.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Adam's really a nice guy.
08:29You know, once you get past all that circus stuff.
08:32Ah, he's my captain.
08:34I told him to put her on hold.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Rhonda?
08:39Yeah, okay.
08:40Yeah, how you doing?
08:42Yeah, that's fine by me.
08:44Okay, great.
08:45I'll see you then.
08:47What did you think you were doing, Penhall?
08:50I was just laying a little groundwork for you.
08:53You've got enough squeeze, don't you?
09:02I want to know where these kids are drinking.
09:04Which bars are looking the other way.
09:06I also want...
09:09You got a problem with that, Hanson?
09:12You got a problem with that, Hanson?
09:18I don't know.
09:19There's something about coming down on these kids.
09:22Last year,
09:245,000 kids were hosed off the dashboards of their parents' cars.
09:28I've made a few of those calls.
09:30You know when you knock on somebody's door at 4 o'clock in the morning,
09:32and they say, what's wrong?
09:34And you got to tell them,
09:35your kid is dead.
09:37And he was only 16.
09:42I had these made up.
09:45No offense, Captain, but
09:47he was going to be spotted with fakes in a second and a half.
09:50You think so?
09:57Somebody want to get that?
10:02Kirby.
10:05Hanson, did you mean what you said before?
10:08Hey, how you doing?
10:10Hey, how you doing?
10:13I don't know.
10:15Look, look.
10:17Remember you said
10:19that if something bad happened to someone,
10:23that we could still get over it.
10:25Right?
10:26I think so.
10:29Well, what happened?
10:33Just say it.
10:34You'll end up feeling a lot better, I promise.
10:40Those guys in your cell,
10:41they didn't develop any crushes like I did?
10:43Not at all.
10:44They were a very congenial bunch.
10:46Perfect.
10:47Well, I bet your parents weren't so congenial
10:49when they came to pick you up.
10:50They were fine once I pulled out the old ace in the hole, right?
10:53I told them, at least I wasn't doing drugs.
10:56Yeah, I could be a Soviet spy.
10:58But as long as I wasn't doing drugs,
11:00my parents would let it slide.
11:02Let's grab a seat on the wall, right here.
11:04Tommy!
11:06What'd you transfer in, man?
11:07It's my first day.
11:08Oh, hey, this is Tommy Farber.
11:10I spent six years at summer camp with this guy.
11:13Oh, man.
11:14Hey, this is Brian Kompasic, Krompasic.
11:16Hi.
11:17Krompasic, right.
11:18This is Tracy Maldonado.
11:19She's Italian.
11:20And this is Kenny Ryan.
11:22It's like a dog, huh?
11:23Well, it's a long story.
11:24Yeah, right.
11:25My parents,
11:26they had a dog.
11:27They had a dog.
11:28They had a dog.
11:29They had a dog.
11:30They had a dog.
11:31They had a dog.
11:32They had a dog.
11:33They had a dog.
11:34Yeah, right.
11:35At my brother's graduation party,
11:36this guy chugged so many beers,
11:37even the bartender applauded.
11:39Well, I had to give up the sport
11:40because, you know, health reasons and all.
11:42Yeah, he almost dropped dead.
11:45Hey, listen.
11:46You guys want to ditch?
11:49Come on, it's a great day.
11:51We're young, restless,
11:52without a future,
11:53and we're thirsty.
11:54Yeah, come on.
11:55Let's go.
12:01Can I see some ID, fellas?
12:02Come on, Angelo.
12:03You embarrass me.
12:05These are my friends.
12:06Oh, it's no problem.
12:13Let's try something
12:14with a picture on the desk.
12:15Come on, we're legal.
12:17These guys have the speed, man.
12:19Let's see this.
12:22This one's for Stevie Wonder.
12:24He doesn't tend to buy it.
12:26Look, let's find a place
12:27where we won't get hassled.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Okay.
12:33I may be a little sensitive,
12:34but I really don't dig
12:35the ambiance here, you know?
12:37What, you got something
12:38against dead people?
12:39No, of course not.
12:40My grandparents are dead.
12:42You know what always
12:43freaks me out, man?
12:45Is that Franklin Roosevelt
12:46died before World War II ended.
12:50No, I'm serious.
12:51I mean, after all he went through,
12:54the poor guy dies
12:55without knowing that we won.
12:57Hey, have another beer, man.
13:00You know, personally,
13:01I hope there's a heaven
13:02or something, you know,
13:03where I can still catch
13:04Monday night football.
13:06Always the intellectual.
13:21Yo, Kenny.
13:22Come on, Kenny.
13:23We need to look here.
13:29Hey, yo, T.J.
13:32Who's T.J.?
13:35He's a guy we know
13:36from the letterbox.
13:38His best friend
13:39just got buried
13:40a couple of weeks ago.
13:42Homer?
13:44Yeah, Jonathan.
13:45He's the only guy
13:46I know who's dead.
13:52Where do you go
13:53to eat snow in here?
13:54We got tossed
13:55out of the letterbox.
13:56These guys try to get
13:57in the service
13:58because a lot of people
13:59These guys try to get
14:00in the service
14:01with library cards.
14:05Somebody ought to
14:06burn that place down.
14:07Come on.
14:08What are you, kidding?
14:09At least they serve us.
14:11Hey.
14:12What are you doing?
14:13This is a cemetery.
14:15I mean, people are
14:16buried here, you know?
14:21I'm sorry, man.
14:22Get your hands off me.
14:23Come on.
14:29Come on.
15:00You know,
15:04it usually takes me
15:05a lot longer
15:06to come this comfortable
15:07with someone.
15:09I hope you don't
15:10press me like this, all right?
15:11I'm trying to make
15:12a good impression.
15:13Oh.
15:14What?
15:15I'm not?
15:16Yeah.
15:17I'm glad you did.
15:20Relax.
15:26Do help yourself.
15:28Do help yourself,
15:29Captain Briody.
15:30I'm on the wine tasting.
15:32I gotta find out
15:33if your wine's as bad
15:34as the stuff over at our table.
15:37I still don't know
15:38how I got broke
15:39after making
15:40a retirement speech.
15:42For these.
15:48Yeah, well,
15:49it's gotta be a lot better
15:50than that music
15:51you've been listening to.
15:52Hell, I'll admit.
15:54Waiter.
15:59It's all them
16:00psychology blokes.
16:01You know, I once
16:02stopped a guy
16:03who blew a .24.
16:04That's over twice
16:05the legal limit, sir.
16:06Well, the guy
16:07still beat me
16:08out of 40 bucks
16:09playing darts,
16:10waiting for his lawyer
16:11to show up.
16:14Who's the buddy?
16:15Oh, I just remembered.
16:16Henderson pool
16:17rookie rotation.
16:18He's out
16:19training these guys
16:20tonight.
16:21He's not an alleged
16:22driver.
16:23He don't even
16:24an alleged drunk.
16:25See, sometimes
16:26they'll kibitz you
16:27about the baseball scores.
16:28Maybe they'll worry
16:29if you're warming up
16:30out here.
16:31These are all
16:32key signs.
16:33Hey, Blount.
16:34Am I getting
16:35through to you?
16:36Yes, sir.
16:40Okay, that was 11.
16:41So, uh,
16:42drop the keyboard.
16:43I'll be right with you.
16:53How are you feeling
16:54tonight, officer?
16:55I'm fine, sir.
16:56You're kind of chilly
16:57tonight, isn't it?
16:58Where's your jacket?
17:02Have you had anything
17:03to drink tonight, sir?
17:04No.
17:05Where are you coming
17:06from tonight, sir?
17:07For dinner.
17:08And you had nothing
17:09to drink with dinner, sir?
17:11Oh, well, just a couple
17:12of glasses of wine.
17:16I'm sorry, sir.
17:17I didn't mean to
17:18interrupt you.
17:19I'm sorry, sir.
17:20I didn't mean to
17:22Step out of the car,
17:23please, sir.
17:24Oh, this is white wine.
17:26I asked you to
17:27step out of the car,
17:28please, sir.
17:29See what I get
17:30for being nice?
17:31I asked you to
17:32step out of the car,
17:33please.
17:34Look, Officer Blount.
17:35Step to the front
17:36of the car, please.
17:37Well, I appreciate
17:38the job you're trying
17:39to do.
17:40I'm a police officer
17:41myself,
17:42a captain.
17:45Then you're familiar
17:46with the field
17:47sobriety test,
17:48Captain Fuller?
17:49I only had one drink.
17:51A moment ago, sir,
17:52you told me you had
17:53two drinks.
17:54Of dinner wine.
17:55I'm afraid I'm going
17:56to have to ask you
17:57to take the breathalyzer, sir.
17:59If you refuse this test,
18:00your license will be revoked
18:01for a minimum period
18:02of one year.
18:04This is ridiculous.
18:06Are you refusing
18:07to take the test, sir?
18:13Give it to me.
18:22Hey.
18:23Captain Fuller.
18:24How you doing?
18:25Who is this guy?
18:26He listen to
18:27Sorcerer's Apprentice?
18:28Blount,
18:29say goodnight
18:30to Captain Fuller.
18:32I can't do that, sir.
18:34The captain's
18:35willing to point zero nine.
18:42Name?
18:43Adam Fuller.
18:47Rank?
18:48Come on, Baker.
18:49You know my name.
18:50You know my rank.
18:51You know I like
18:52ketchup on my hot dog.
18:53And you know I like
18:54to pull the ball
18:55to the right
18:56because you used
18:57to run down
18:58everything I hit.
18:59I only had
19:00a couple of glasses of wine.
19:03Grab a cup of coffee
19:04out front.
19:05We can skip
19:06the holding cell.
19:07Hey.
19:08I'll bring you an S2
19:09to acknowledge receipt
19:10of your hearing date
19:11with Internal Affairs.
19:21You don't look drunk to me.
19:24Captain Briody.
19:26You didn't need
19:27to be called.
19:29You're one of the
19:30people tonight, I think.
19:32An officer-related
19:33case, this captain.
19:34Supervisor has
19:35to sign you up.
19:39Need a lift?
19:41I hope your wife
19:42is driving.
19:47You had a little
19:48to drink,
19:49tonight.
19:50Apparently,
19:51not as much as you.
19:57Everybody in that room
19:58had a drink or two.
20:00Even more.
20:01Maybe.
20:02They must have
20:03remembered where
20:04the roadblock was.
20:05Oh, so it's okay
20:06to drive when you're drunk?
20:07As long as you
20:08don't get caught?
20:09Don't take it out on me, Adam.
20:10I didn't bring you in.
20:13I've been a cop
20:14for nearly 15 years, Frank.
20:20Penhall, listen to this.
20:23I did some checking
20:24on TJ's friend,
20:25Jonathan Kelly.
20:26About two months ago,
20:27Penhall, he and TJ
20:28were in a car wreck.
20:30They were both
20:31wasted on alcohol.
20:33Johnny's blood level
20:34was a .24.
20:35I'm surprised
20:36he could drive.
20:37Apparently, he couldn't.
20:38TJ walked away from it,
20:39but, um,
20:40Johnny was paralyzed
20:41from the neck down
20:42and had permanent
20:43brain damage.
20:44Then, a couple of weeks ago,
20:45TJ's taken Johnny
20:46for a walk on some bridge,
20:47and suddenly,
20:48Johnny winds up in the river.
20:50TJ jumps in,
20:51tries to save him,
20:52but, uh,
20:53he couldn't.
20:54Don't remind me
20:55never to stand next to that guy
20:56in an electrical storm.
20:58So, you think
20:59we can establish a link
21:00between the letterbox
21:01and that accident?
21:03Well, they're serving
21:04a lot of underage kids.
21:05It might be a way
21:06to revoke their license
21:07if we can get TJ
21:08to testify.
21:09I'm sure Jonathan's parents
21:10would love to see
21:11something like that happen.
21:12You think he'll do it?
21:13I don't know.
21:14He already blames the bar
21:15for Johnny's death.
21:16That's the way
21:17he sounded at the cemetery.
21:34Let me guess.
21:39You heard I got arrested
21:40last night.
21:44It, uh, kinda leaked out.
21:47Well, just to set you straight,
21:49this all started because
21:50some rookie cop went overboard.
21:52Well, we knew
21:53it was something like that.
21:54Something like what?
21:55Something like
21:56you weren't really drinking.
21:57Thanks for the support.
22:00Were you drinking?
22:01No.
22:04Well, then there's
22:05nothing to worry about,
22:06is there?
22:08I had a couple of
22:09glasses of wine, Penhall.
22:10I wasn't drinking.
22:13Oh.
22:17There's a big distinction.
22:23Look, if you don't mind,
22:25I'd rather keep
22:26my personal life...
22:28personal.
22:33So, how's it going?
22:34Well, uh,
22:35just like I thought.
22:36Angelo the waiter
22:37took one look at
22:38the fake ID you gave us
22:39and left us right out of the bar.
22:40Oh.
22:42So?
22:43Now what?
22:44So now I guess
22:45we hook up with Kenny,
22:46try to get some fake ID
22:47like his.
22:49You don't think that, um,
22:52maybe that's what I had in mind
22:53when I gave you the bad proof?
22:57Okay.
22:58All right.
22:59You got me.
23:01I'm sorry.
23:02I underestimated you.
23:04It'll never happen again.
23:06Good.
23:08Sounds just a little bit
23:09defensive, don't you think?
23:10Come on.
23:11It was one of those
23:12boredom banquets.
23:13Everybody has
23:14a couple of drinks.
23:15It doesn't make you drunk,
23:16but it was right.
23:30TJ called off.
23:32TJ called off.
23:38Is there a TJ Caldwell here?
23:44TJ called off.
24:02So how long do we have to wait?
24:04Think you maybe got ten minutes
24:05so I can develop these
24:06or would you rather
24:07just take the negatives?
24:08Uh, don't mind him.
24:09He gets a little cranky
24:10when he doesn't map.
24:11So, you want the whole package?
24:13What's the whole package?
24:15Listen, there's plenty
24:16of quality licenses
24:17floating around,
24:18but I make available
24:19to my customers
24:20the all-important second ID.
24:23That was my idea.
24:25No.
24:27So, that's a hundred bucks
24:28altogether, cash money.
24:29Well, I couldn't really
24:30get you a check
24:31because I don't have
24:32a picture ID.
24:36They're new.
24:39These IDs are for amusement only.
24:40You got that?
24:43You fellas gonna try it again?
24:51Well, nice work.
24:54What do you guys have?
24:55Let's bring us a picture,
24:56okay, Angelo?
24:57Picture?
24:58Thanks, Doc.
24:59So, uh, Brian,
25:00what's the story with Trace?
25:01You got your own
25:02personal groupie or what?
25:03No, she's cool.
25:05She just hangs out with us.
25:06Plus, she makes a good barometer.
25:08What do you mean?
25:09Well, as soon as me and Kenny
25:10start thinking about
25:11hitting on her,
25:12we know we've been
25:13drinking too much.
25:14Exactly.
25:30Hey, yo, give me a club soda.
25:35Hey, how's it going?
25:38I met the other day.
25:40You see, Kenny finally
25:41got you some decent ID.
25:43Yeah.
25:45So, what are you doing here?
25:46I thought you hated this place.
25:48I do.
25:50But every once in a while,
25:52I don't know why I gotta come by.
25:54I don't know why I gotta come by.
25:56I don't know why I gotta come by.
25:57I don't know why I gotta come by.
25:58I don't know why I gotta come by.
26:01Hey, listen.
26:02We didn't mean anything by
26:03you drinking at the cemetery.
26:04Hey, hey.
26:05It's okay.
26:06I mean, I was just
26:07visiting my friend.
26:08You know?
26:10And seeing you guys
26:11out there partying,
26:12I just...
26:14I heard about Johnny.
26:18Yeah, what'd you hear?
26:21That he died.
26:22Yeah, he did die.
26:23So, what's that to you?
26:24Nothing.
26:25I told you I felt bad about
26:26sitting around drinking
26:27at the grave.
26:28I just thought I'd apologize.
26:29Oh, wow.
26:31Really, thanks so much
26:32for apologizing.
26:33Hey, forget I said anything,
26:34all right?
26:35What the hell are you doing
26:36here anyway?
26:37I mean, you come over here,
26:38you sit down,
26:39and I'm supposed to feel
26:40all happy because you're
26:41such a nice guy and you can
26:42relate to me about something
26:43you know nothing about.
26:45You ever even know
26:46anybody who died?
26:53I'm sorry I bothered you.
26:55The breathalyzer results
26:56were too high for two
26:57glasses of wine, Captain.
26:58Then check the calibrations
26:59on the equipment.
27:01Maybe they were big glasses.
27:06Captain Fuller,
27:07at one point during
27:08Officer Pallone's questioning,
27:09did you change your story
27:10and tell him he had
27:11only one glass of wine?
27:12Yes.
27:13Why?
27:14I wasn't counting.
27:15And how do you know
27:16you only had two?
27:17Oh, come on.
27:18We have been through
27:19this already.
27:20I was on a date.
27:21I had two glasses of wine,
27:22maybe.
27:24Look, Mr. Miller,
27:25I'm not a drinker.
27:27A beer in the afternoon
27:28at a football game
27:29is a big deal for me.
27:31And I don't smoke pot,
27:32either, or snort cocaine,
27:34take drugs,
27:35beat my children,
27:36or cheat on my wife
27:38when I was married.
27:40Just settle down now, Captain.
27:42Can we just please
27:43try to get through this?
27:44Look, I'm a little
27:45frustrated here.
27:46I'm a good cop.
27:47I do my job well.
27:48There's guys like me
27:49that you want on the force.
27:50I am not questioning
27:51whether or not we want you
27:52on the force, Captain.
27:53I'm sure you're a good cop.
27:54Then why don't you just
27:55cut to the bottom line?
27:56Ask me to admit that
27:57I can barely walk,
27:58much less drive.
27:59Because if that's all
28:00you want to hear,
28:01I can give it to you now.
28:02We can cut this
28:03whole thing short.
28:04That's not the purpose
28:05of the interview.
28:06I'm merely trying
28:07to ascertain the facts.
28:08Oh, great.
28:09I'm talking
28:10to Joe Friday now.
28:11You know, I can't wait
28:12for you people
28:13to be on my side
28:14if I'm ever in
28:15any serious trouble.
28:16Captain Fuller,
28:17make no mistake about it.
28:19You're already
28:20in serious trouble.
28:25Give yourself
28:26some breathing room.
28:27Whatever pain
28:28you're going through
28:29is going to heal,
28:30but it's going
28:31to take time.
28:32What if I don't want to wait?
28:33You know,
28:34I don't know
28:35if I want to wait.
28:36Come on,
28:37you've got to
28:38think this through.
28:39Because there's
28:40kind of a bubble
28:41in your head
28:42that you can't get out of.
28:43You can't get out
28:44of it.
28:45You can't get out
28:46of it.
28:47You can't get out
28:48of it.
28:49You can't get out
28:50of it.
28:51You can't get out
28:52of it.
28:53Because there's
28:54kind of a bogus
28:55way out.
28:56You've got to
28:57take some time
28:58and work on this thing.
29:00Now,
29:01tell me about
29:02your friend.
29:05My friend's dead.
29:09That's my case
29:10pretty much
29:11what you're used to,
29:12Pleasant.
29:13You're kidding.
29:14This is a walk
29:15in the park.
29:16Last guy
29:17I defended
29:18blew a .41.
29:19He was legally dead.
29:20Of course,
29:21he did weigh 500 pounds,
29:22so why do you
29:23defend the .41?
29:24You've got to
29:25be a little creative.
29:26I said,
29:27if my guy's dead,
29:28how can he be
29:29convicted of drunk driving?
29:30And if he's not dead,
29:31then obviously
29:32the system's inaccurate.
29:33Either way,
29:34he shouldn't be convicted.
29:35Did they convict him?
29:36Of course.
29:37But I must have
29:38made some kind
29:39of impression
29:40because two weeks later,
29:41one of the judges
29:42called me up
29:43to represent him.
29:44Ah.
29:45So, um,
29:46what do you think
29:47I'm looking at here?
29:48That's Martin.
29:50Normally,
29:51they let it pass.
29:52You know,
29:53the biggest problem
29:54facing this department
29:55right now is alcoholism.
29:56But I wasn't drunk.
29:57I know you weren't drunk.
29:58You were fine.
29:59You could drive.
30:02That's a deal.
30:13So, how'd it go?
30:14You want the party line
30:15or you want the truth?
30:16Whichever's more optimistic.
30:18Yeah, well, in that case,
30:19I'm going to have to
30:20make something up.
30:22I keep thinking
30:23I'm stuck in some
30:24bad Twilight Zone episode.
30:25I don't remember there being
30:26a bad Twilight Zone episode.
30:30Al,
30:31relax.
30:32Tomorrow,
30:33it's all going to be over.
30:34Yeah, well,
30:35I wish I had the other night
30:36to do over again.
30:37Why?
30:38What would you have
30:39done differently?
30:40Well, for starters,
30:41I'd have taken
30:42a different way home.
30:44I think I'd have sat through
30:45a few of those
30:46boring speeches
30:47before we left.
30:48No, no.
30:49No, no.
30:50Didn't we suffer enough
30:51through the music?
30:52Yeah, but, you know,
30:53looking back,
30:54it might not have
30:55been a bad idea
30:56to hang around,
30:57let the wine settle.
30:59Hold on, hold on, hold on.
31:00What are you saying?
31:03You're not saying
31:04I was drunk, are you?
31:05No, I'm saying
31:06that the longer we waited,
31:07the lower the breathalyzer
31:08number would have been.
31:10So, what's your point?
31:11People shouldn't be allowed
31:12to drink anything at all
31:13if you're going to drive?
31:15I didn't know
31:16I was making a point, Adam.
31:19But, yeah,
31:20maybe that's the way it should be.
31:21Maybe it should be
31:22illegal to drink at all
31:23if you're going to drive.
31:24That's ridiculous.
31:26Maybe.
31:29But my way,
31:30instead of being arrested,
31:33we would have spent
31:34the night with me.
31:40The woman's got a point.
31:43Six months to a year
31:45just to investigate the complaint?
31:46The letterbox
31:47is serving these kids
31:48every day.
31:50I've got 162 cases
31:52pending.
31:53Kids.
31:54Plus, I've got to worry
31:55about a few thousand
31:56phony IDs floating around.
31:57Some guy in town
31:58is selling these.
31:59I mean, I can hardly
32:00tell they're fakes.
32:01Yeah, this guy's good,
32:02all right.
32:04Same stuff, too.
32:05We know who's doing these.
32:06This is good,
32:07because you know
32:08how many investigators
32:09I got budgeted?
32:10Bet you don't guess three.
32:12I started this job
32:13to help the man.
32:14So these bars
32:15serving underage kids
32:16don't even worry
32:17about getting busted?
32:21We sent a decoy
32:22downtown a couple
32:23of months ago.
32:24She was four feet
32:25eight inches tall.
32:26She looked 14.
32:27She wore braces.
32:29She got served
32:30in 18 of 21 saloons.
32:32Gee, I hope you didn't
32:33let her drive home.
32:35Look, can we shut
32:36this place down or not?
32:37Down?
32:38No.
32:39I mean, it's just a fine
32:40for a second or third offense.
32:42It's a class-A misdemeanor.
32:53What do you say
32:54we try to get Tracy O'Brien
32:56to make a statement?
32:58You can't connect
32:59this place to the accident
33:00besides the mother here.
33:11Ha ha!
33:16At least T.J.'s not worried
33:17about getting loaded anymore.
33:22Hey.
33:23Hey, T.J.
33:24How you doing?
33:25Huh?
33:27So why don't I give you
33:28a lift home, huh?
33:30Hey, no thanks.
33:31I'm fine.
33:35Mind if I ask you
33:36something, Tracy?
33:37Hmm?
33:39How long have you been
33:40with this guy?
33:41Oh, I thought you knew.
33:43Me and Ryan
33:44have had a long bond.
33:46That's awesome.
33:47Lucky guy.
33:48Wait a second.
33:49Wait a second.
33:50What guy?
33:51What guy?
33:52You know, that guy.
33:54I keep calling him.
33:58You think I don't believe him?
34:00Hey, why don't you
34:01sit tight, all right?
34:02I'm just gonna grab my keys.
34:04Hmm.
34:05Look,
34:06I finally get T.J.
34:07to ride with me, all right?
34:08He's kind of...
34:09Oh, great, he's gone.
34:14T.J., don't!
34:32Come on, T.J.
34:34Pull over!
34:40T.J., pull over!
34:44Pull over!
35:04T.J., you all right?
35:06Huh? What?
35:10You're under arrest, man.
35:12I'm a cop.
35:39So, are you, uh,
35:41tired of driving the horse and the bus?
35:45No, worse.
35:50Hey, I don't get something.
35:52If you're a cop,
35:53how come you couldn't get served?
35:56I was undercover.
36:01Look, uh, T.J.,
36:04we want you to testify
36:05against the letterbox
36:06that they served you and Johnny
36:07the night of the accident.
36:10Okay.
36:22Come on.
36:24Let's go after him.
36:25Let's go get the people
36:26who are responsible.
36:27I'm responsible.
36:33Hanson?
36:35Yeah?
36:36Mr. Caldwell is here
36:37to sign T.J. out.
36:40That's good.
36:57Okay?
36:59Let me hold that.
37:01Good.
37:10What happened?
37:12Well, he side-swiped
37:13the parked car,
37:15wrapped himself around the tree.
37:19I'd say he was drunk.
37:26T.J.'s had a tough couple of months.
37:28He could have killed somebody today.
37:29Now, look, I understand
37:30he's had a rough time.
37:33You're gonna have to get
37:34T.J. some help, Mr. Caldwell,
37:35because your son
37:36has a problem with you.
37:37My son has problems.
37:39He drinks.
37:40There's a difference.
37:42No, there isn't.
37:48Give me a call.
38:04Ah, that was fast.
38:05Yeah, I'm a professional.
38:06Well, that's obvious.
38:07Those I.D.'s are for amusement only.
38:09You got that?
38:11Yeah, well,
38:12these I.D.'s aren't.
38:17Nice job.
38:19Who'd you go to?
38:20The police department.
38:23You're under arrest, Woody.
38:25You have the right to remain silent.
38:26Anything you say can and will
38:27be used against you
38:28in a court of law.
38:30Officer Paloma,
38:31did Captain Fuller
38:32appear drunk to you?
38:34No, sir.
38:36Was his speech slurred?
38:39No, sir.
38:41Were his eyes watery,
38:42or was his balance off?
38:45No, they weren't, sir.
38:48What was your first indication
38:49that Officer Fuller
38:50might be driving
38:51under the influence?
38:53He appeared to be
38:54overly friendly, sir.
38:56That's a key to spotting
38:57an alleged drunken driver.
39:01Overly friendly?
39:03Overly friendly, huh?
39:04I see.
39:07What exactly did he say
39:08to give you that impression?
39:12He asked me how I was
39:13and commented on
39:14how chilly it was out.
39:16Was it chilly out?
39:18Yes, it was.
39:24General,
39:26I'm not trying to convince you
39:27that alcohol isn't a problem.
39:30And that alcohol
39:31isn't a problem.
39:33And that it doesn't ruin
39:34many, many lives.
39:40I just don't believe
39:41that you'd ruin this one.
40:01Answer it.
40:17Answer it.
40:24Yeah, I'll be right down, okay?
40:31Thanks.
40:47Thanks for coming.
40:53What's up, TJ?
40:58I want to give you something.
41:01What?
41:17Why?
41:18So I don't blow my head off.
41:24I was driving the car
41:25the night Johnny was hurt.
41:27See, we were both drunk.
41:29And Johnny was way worse off than me.
41:33And I just told him,
41:35I told him, relax.
41:37Don't worry.
41:40I'll get us home.
41:45I don't even remember the wreck.
41:47They tell me I was thrown from the car.
41:50And it was Johnny's car, so...
41:56They just figured he was driving.
42:04It's murder, right?
42:06No, it's not.
42:11It was Johnny drowned.
42:14He fell off the bridge.
42:16Yeah.
42:21Well, he was pushed.
42:27But...
42:30I just couldn't let him live like that.
42:41I just couldn't.
42:42I just couldn't.
42:54If that's Brandon, chances are
42:55he's going to be charged with manslaughter.
42:57All he thought he was doing was helping out a friend.
42:59You think TJ's going to go to prison?
43:04I hope not.
43:05He should really be going to a hospital.
43:08How's that going to affect the case?
43:10I don't know.
43:17Hey, how'd it go, Captain?
43:20I got off.
43:21Congratulations.
43:23Don't congratulate me, Penhall.
43:24It wasn't a real smart thing to do.
43:27I think the next time I have a couple of drinks
43:28before driving home,
43:31I'll think twice.
43:39I'll think twice.
43:41I'll think twice.
44:09I'll think twice.
44:39I'll think twice.