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  • 5/24/2025
Aired (May 24, 2025): Nang sitahin ng mga nakabili, siya pa ang nagalit!

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00:00Hey!
00:01Iiiiwi na naman dyan!
00:02I-storebo ka na naman ang problema mo!
00:04Oh, eto!
00:05Yan, yan.
00:06Ito ang probeba kung gano'n makasalaula.
00:08Pati yung ice candy na binibenta mo, may garapata!
00:12Ano?
00:14Eh, tingnan mo!
00:15Talaki, oh!
00:17Eto?
00:18Eto?
00:20Eh, mali ko ba kung kayo ang naglagay niyan, ha?
00:22Bakit sakin mo ipaybintang yan?
00:24Eh, kung sinasabitahan niyo yung pagkating ako ng ice candy!
00:27Bakit ko lalagyan ng garapata yung pagkain ng anak ko?
00:30Bakit ko mapakainin ng garapata yung bata?
00:32Eh, ikaw pa!
00:33Huwag na talaga yung tornado dyan sa utak mo, eh, ha?
00:35Oh, ayan!
00:36Hmm!
00:37Walang miya ka!
00:39At talagang ginagalit ko ako, ha?
00:41Sige! Ha?
00:42Sige, kainin mo lang!
00:43Kainin mo!
00:44Let's check out!
00:45Ha?
00:46Eto! Eto!
00:47Ihano mo sakin!
00:48Dito ka!
00:49Ika dito!
00:50Ibinitahan niyo po!
00:51Tama na po!
00:52Ang bumay mo lang!
00:53Ha?
00:54Isa ka pa!
00:55Isa ka pa!
00:56Ha?
00:57Isa ka pa!
01:00Manda ka, ha?
01:02I-susumbong ko kayo kay Cap!
01:04Sige!
01:05Magsumbong ka!
01:06Oo!
01:07Talaga!
01:08Boy, bataba ka!
01:09Bumalik ka dito!
01:10Huwag!
01:11Ako nga!
01:12Pura tayong laban kay Cap!
01:13Hindi ako nanatakot!
01:14Kahit kanina ko magsumbong yung babae niyan!
01:18Nagpaksa ka na!
01:19Ano?
01:20Ano?
01:27Ma!
01:28Ba't naman po ganun si Aling Sheila?
01:30Hinakawawa niya po yung mga alam!
01:32Sabi po ng teacher ko ang peta pat inaalagaan
01:35Check mo mabuti, Mari. Baka may garapatan mo nakasingit sa ngipin.
01:40Alana, may nararamdaman ka pa ba, ha? Patingin, patingin.
01:46Oh, bakit ka naiiyak? Ano ba nararamdaman mo? Sabihin mo sa akin, magsabi ka kay Mama, ha? Ano?
01:52Ma, ba't naman po ganun si Aling Sheila? Hinakawawa niya po yung mga alaga niya.
01:57Sabi po ng teacher ko, ang pet dapat inaalagaan at ang tao, best friend.
02:05Ano? Kamusta yung bata? Oh, pare.
02:09Masa magaling?
02:10Ayun, kung hindi tayo matutulungan ni Cap, tumaretso na ako dun sa munisipyo.
02:15Ano?
02:16I-inspeksyon ko yung mga panindang ice candy ni Sheila.
02:20Oh, eh anong sabi? Action na daw ba?
02:22Eh, babalikan daw tayo.
02:25Naku, ah, saan naman tayo dyan? Busyeng-busy sila sa munisipyo eh.
02:28Lalo na ngayon kung kapitan na yung nakaupo dito,
02:31Reina-reinahan yung Sheila niya, yung reina ng garapata!
02:34Diba yan?
02:36Ikaw, mahal.
02:37Sabihan mo ako kung gusto mong lumipat ng tira.
02:46Ano yun?
02:50Ano yun ako?
02:51May umiiyak?
02:53Sa kabila yata?
02:54May mga aso sa kabila.
02:56Parang sa kabila yata.
02:57Naku, nakalika!
03:03Dito kap!
03:04Tingnan natin tapang ng mga yan!
03:06Alaga!
03:13Hoy!
03:14Anong ginagawa niyo dito sa bahay ko, ha?
03:16Sheila yung mga aso mo.
03:18Bakit?
03:27Tayo po ba?
03:28Ako nalang magpakain sa kanya?
03:33It's hard to save you.
03:34It's hard to save you.
03:35I'm not afraid I have to wait for you,
03:37but to go ahead and get back to the house.
03:39So, what you doing?
03:40Hello,Clung.
03:41Should I feed you from the house?
03:42It's okay.
03:43You're doing a little bit além of this.
03:44You're doing a lot of things.
03:45I'm asking you for the service.
03:47What do you do?
03:48What's up, if I was doing it?
03:48How are you doing it?
03:49You're doing it all,
03:50I'm doing it all.
03:51Wait, it's okay.
03:51I'm doing it all.
03:52I'm doing it all,
03:52I'm doing it all.
03:54What's up.
03:55Eh,
03:56I want to keep up with the chocolate.
03:57Hey,
03:58I'm doing something for you.
03:59I'm doing it all.
04:03You! You're a young man! You're right? You're a chocolate. You're eating chocolate.
04:11You're eating it. You're eating it.
04:13Wait, wait! Why are you having a baby in your life?
04:17We're not going to have to pay attention to you.
04:20You're a man who's a baby. You're a responsibility.
04:23I'm seeing that that young man has chocolate.
04:30I'm going to put it on my mother's daughter to dispatch me, right?
04:35Right?
04:36I'm not sure.
04:37You're right.
04:39Did you eat your asses?
04:42Ma, I don't have a problem.
04:44Of course, she didn't have a problem.
04:46Because...
04:47Because...
04:48You're sure you're going to tell us what you're going to say.
04:53You're going to buy everything in the neighborhood.
05:00Oh, there you go.
05:11Oh, there you go.
05:12You're not going to eat chocolate with our son.
05:16You're not going to see her come in, but she's not going to eat.
05:19Okay, okay.
05:21If you're dead, you're not going to die.
05:26But if you're going to kill Sheila,
05:29you need to pay.
05:31What a thing.
05:33Captain, I'm just working.
05:35I'm working perfectly,
05:37and I put my hands up,
05:38I'm going to die with my asses.
05:39I'm going to die my asses.
05:41What are you doing?
05:42I'm really going to die my asses?
05:44Have you invented your asses?
05:46You're going to die.
05:48You're not going to die.
05:49You're going to die again.
05:51You know what you can do?
05:53What's the case?
05:54Is she gonna die my asses?
05:55Is it your asses?
05:56and it's my garapata and it's ice candy?
06:00That's what I'm sure about, Calcation.
06:04What's your job?
06:06Is it my garapata and it's ice candy?
06:11That's what I'm sure about, Calcation.
06:14Mayor, it's a good afternoon.
06:16It's a good afternoon.
06:18My son is a garapata in the Tenga
06:20and I'm eating ice candy with a garapata.
06:23Yun nga, galing po sa mga asong alaga na itong si Sheila.
06:26At saka, namatay na rin po yung mga aso ni Sheila
06:28dahil na rin po yun sa kapabayaan niya.
06:30Oh.
06:33Alam mo, Sheila,
06:35violation ng animal welfare sanitation code dyan.
06:38Lahat yan, pwedeng imbento
06:40o pinlanta lang nitong mag-asawa para siraan si Sheila.
06:43Pinagtatakpan mo si Sheila kasi may relasyon kayo.
06:46What is this?
06:47Hindi ako mapakalimari.
06:48Alam kung pagtutulungan kayo dito.
06:50Mayor, huling-huling ko po.
06:52May relasyon po yan si Sheila sa kasikap, Bernie.
06:55Dito pa po sa barangay niyo,
06:56ginagawa yung kababuyan nila.
07:00Totoo ba yan, Bernie?
07:02Ang malaking kasalanan yan.
07:03Sisiguraduhin ko makakasuwang ka rito.
07:09Mayor, wala kang kasalanan.
07:11Sige na, kung talagang salaula itong si Sheila,
07:13ipakulong nyo.
07:14Hindi naman kami close nito.
07:15Hindi naman kami close nito eh.
07:16Ah, ganon?
07:17Si Raulo ka, ikaw din eh.
07:18Di ba? Salaula kami naman.
07:20Si Raulo pala ito eh.
07:21Dali nyo sa opisino ko yan ah.
07:22Yan ang pagpaliwanagin yan.
07:28Nakalika na ko.
07:29Oh, anak. Wala na bang garapata yan?
07:42Wala na po, Ma.
07:47Kit-kit naman.
07:49Ma! Pa!
07:50Hindi na po kaya bawiin ni Aling Sheila?
07:53Ito yung si Doggy?
07:56Paano niya pa babawiin yun?
07:57Lumayas na yun.
07:58Nagtatago na yun, anak.
08:00Hiya niya na lang bumalik dito sa lugar natin.
08:02Patong-patong mga kaso niya.
08:05Eh, alam mo ba?
08:06Nasibak na daw si Cap Bernie,
08:07kaya wala nang protektor yan si Sheila.
08:10Eh, bukti naman.
08:13Pwede po ba akin na lang ito si Buko?
08:18Buko?
08:20Buko.
08:21Buhay ko.
08:23Ayos ka rin eh, no?
08:24Ay ko talaga.
08:25Ay, buko.
08:29Wala naman siyang garapata, no?
08:31Wala na po.
08:32Wala na po.
08:33Mamaya.

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