SurrealEstate - Season 3 Episode 2 -
Night Terrors
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Night Terrors
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00:00You
00:11Previously, it's a real estate
00:12We've been at this new place almost six months and we still haven't found a replacement film found 34 replacements for Zoe
00:19These aren't people you replace easily. I'm still meeting the August and underground parking garages
00:24If you find our mission, so just tasteful. Why do you stay?
00:30Oh little Luke
00:33all rode up and he sells
00:37Houses paybacks a bitch little Luke and it's coming for you
00:53Slow down J. Bird. No one's gonna take it away
00:56Definitely did something different
00:58It's called a reverse sear. Mm-hmm. It's taken the oven a few minutes bake the inside then you see it on the grill
01:04So you think we'll have a barbecue at a new place. We'll pick one out together. Cool
01:15Can I go to Quinton's for a sleepover on the weekend
01:19They're throwing me a party like, um, my friends like, um
01:25farewell
01:26Thing we talked about this
01:29Yes, dad. I promise I'm gonna be super careful and I won't this isn't a debate
01:34the rules for a reason
01:56I
02:00Hate come here
02:11All right
02:26I
02:43Buddy
02:57I
03:07Same old story the woman comes home early and catches her man at the microwave
03:16Why build a magnetron when one can simply borrow from the people who brought us the six-minute baked potato Oh August
03:24It's for Luke, let me guess he called and you jumped at the chance to thumb your nose at Astra who will be
03:31Furious to learn you are in violation of your non-compete
03:36Luke is a friend and needed my help
03:39This isn't about as your my recent
03:42Discontent. Look, I know you've been unhappy with them, but I got some news tonight at dinner. I think may help. Oh
03:49Shang is retiring
03:52He announces next week and his replacement
03:58Executive director
04:00That's wonderful show very well-deserved. Oh
04:05It's what I've been working for all these years. Oh
04:09But they are gonna be looking at me very very closely
04:13Not just my work
04:16Everything
04:18My record has to be spotless
04:21No skeletons in the closet or else
04:23Last thing I want to do
04:27Is to put your career at risk
04:30Thank you
04:39I can tell you right now Mitch there will be no shortage of buyers for this neighborhood
04:43Young families will love to have such a great school nearby
04:47No, any particular reason why you're selling?
04:50I'm just
04:52Got it. Well in terms of staging I have a few thoughts. I oh
04:58Yeah, my my son Jalen is kind of a
05:01Sleeping disorder one time. He wandered right out the front door into the street. Oh my god. Was he? Okay? Yeah
05:07I don't sleep for a while. I I was awake and grabbed him in time
05:11Lucky
05:12Can I take a look inside? Um another time?
05:16Warzone in there teenage boys, right?
05:19Excuse me. It's the movers. Hmm. Hi
05:22Yeah. Yeah, I was hoping you could pencil me in for the 23rd
05:40I
05:50Sorry, I was just yeah, that's a moving stuff to take care of if you don't mind sure thing
05:58You
06:05No messing around please take the first offer whatever it is the first offer. Thanks, Miss Ireland
06:22Hey Audrey settling in okay. Yes. Mr. Roman. I familiarized myself with open accounts
06:27I organized an inspection with the Rohan house and I sent back that coffee pot machine as requested
06:32I mean, am I crazy or was there a weird aftertaste there was but I'll find a nice pour-over machine and make a standing bean
06:38order with a local roaster
06:41Awesome
06:44From an island
06:47May I say who's calling
06:50Sure one moment
06:53There's a mr. McNeil on the phone for you that meal, huh transfer it to myself. Sure
07:03Luke Roman
07:06Luke
07:07Hello, Luke. How are you?
07:10Thanks. Who's this Luke? My name is Tyler McNeil. I'm looking to sell my home. I was told you the best
07:17I'm in the business of best. Well, thank you. Mr. Mac. Yeah, what sort of problem?
07:22We're talking about here. It's Tyler
07:25The address is seven one two Riverwalk. Oh
07:32The house on the hill the one overlooking the river
07:37You know that living there as you do
07:40Would you like to come by and take a look at it? Yes. Yes very much. Mr. Mac
07:47Then we can set up a personalized market plan identifying and targeting key buyer segments
07:52Thanks, Luke. I'll be in touch
08:05712 Riverwalk is hitting the market. Is that a good thing? It's pretty much a big fish that just jumped into the boat
08:13Okay. Well, I'll find some comparables and make some room in a calendar for you
08:17Thanks. Oh
08:18Sorry, I just had one question. I keep seeing a reference to SM EP, but I can't seem to find what it means
08:28Specialists and metaphysically engaged properties
08:32Homes that have
08:34Unique barriers to sell. Well, I'd love to learn more about them
08:48You
09:09Susan I'd like to introduce you to our fabulous new administrative assistant
09:15Audrey fresh from the temp agency. It's nice to meet you Audrey. Miss Ireland any experience in the industry?
09:21Well, I spent two years something at Leland properties high volume
09:25But lacking the personal touch that a boutique agency provides two years. I hope you learned a few things
09:30So a few why don't you take the day and get to know my filing system? Sure shouldn't take the whole day
09:37She has a hundred and nine different color codes. Hope you know your fuchsias from your violence
09:43Extracted buttercup
09:50It was so strange there were these big locks on his son's bedroom door
09:54It was a mess with bars on the windows and he wants me to take the first offer we get off
09:59That's crazy. No, seriously. I get a real weird vibe from this guy
10:06This guy this wonderful guy miss
10:13Can I get you some coffee we have a pour-over now
10:19So your dad won't let you come because you walk in his sleep sometimes
10:26That's nuts, yeah, I know
10:30I've ever thought about like seeing a sleep doctor or something. No, I never want to see another doctor ever again, right?
10:35Right. Sorry. I forgot
10:38man, is it this really that serious though, I
10:41Mean sometimes I wake up with actual scratch marks on my walls last week
10:47My whole wardrobe is tipped over so and you just never remember a thing ever
10:53That's crazy. Hey, are you still come though? I just I'd look up for you. I
10:59Came to apologize I shouldn't have snapped at you like that. I'm just
11:05Anxious to put that house behind us and get a fresh start
11:07My my wife and I bought that house together, but she
11:12Died. It was a car accident. I'm so sorry
11:15Just a few years ago. And just as we were picking up the pieces Jalen got sick
11:20Really sick doctors didn't think he was gonna make it. Oh my god, they called it a miracle
11:25Yes, the universe sold us one, you know
11:29It's amazing
11:30So the sleepwalking it started after
11:32Yeah, it's probably stress-related he's just been through so much but I got a handle on
11:39Jalen's lucky to have you looking out for him and I will do my best to fast-track the deal and give you to that fresh
11:44start ASAP
11:46Thank you, Miss Ireland, Susan
11:48But I insist we field multiple offers
11:51Let the market do what it does. I
11:54Wouldn't sleep well if we didn't
11:57Oh, yeah, that's what I was gonna say
11:59Well, if we didn't
12:02Okay, sounds good
12:17Who are you sorry, uh, I was no one no one answered the door I asked who you are
12:24Oh
12:26I'm a member of st. Andrew's Church, and I'm just just inviting you to our weekend fundraising barbecue
12:31Uh, I see a man of god
12:36And he told you to come over here and invite me over for a little wine wafer and ribs
12:43Oh, no, not not exactly
12:47Well, then what does he tell you then I assume he speaks to you comforts you
12:53Tells you you're his
12:55Favoritist little helper
12:57Okay, um, I should really get going
13:00Just kidding, son. What's your name?
13:04Uh
13:05Alex alex, well, i'd like to give you some money alex. How's a hundred thousand dollars sound?
13:14One and five zeros are you a liberal arts major alex
13:18Um a hundred thousand that's I mean, I I don't I mean
13:22The church could do so much with that kind of contribution. It's not for the church
13:26It's for you
13:27I will personally pay you one hundred thousand dollars to leave the church that corrupt depraved rotting old relic
13:35And never return
13:37What do you say alex? Can I get an amen and a hallelujah?
13:43All right
13:45You're crazy
13:49100 grand from a crazy man spends just as nice think about it alex
13:55So
14:13How do you always know exactly what I want
14:26Sorry for being late
14:29The uh asdra rocket i'm designing now needs to be 12 tons lighter
14:34It's like asking a prize fighter trying to make weight to hand over his spleen
14:39Must be nice to play in the big leagues again asdra's resources are impressive
14:45But there was a certain uncomplicated morality about my work at the agency
14:51On that topic
14:53Whatever's shambling around the rohan house
14:57That should take care of it
14:59But I made a commitment to asdra luke and more importantly to rochelle
15:04I'll join you for a pint anytime, but I mustn't cheat on asdra anymore vocationally speaking
15:13So no more toys
15:18Been tough without you august hen fell and zoe
15:23I miss the old days
15:27That's why I haven't tried so hard to replace you
15:31Be pretty much admitting that
15:34You're not coming back
15:37I miss it too more than you know
15:45To old friends and musty addicts
15:49Yo, jaylen come outside man. This party's gonna be lit
16:01Jalen look man. I'm not leaving till you get y'all outside. Don't be a wiener
16:09Jalen i'ma go up here and get y'all out here man. I'm making man out of you boy
16:18Ah
16:49Luke ronan welcome tyler you look just like your transit bench, please come on in
17:06I love the walls floors view is uh
17:11Remarkable
17:13May I ask where you're selling? It's just not me anymore
17:17Something from the kitchen just water
17:32So tell me your story luke
17:35Well with rome and ireland you get all the amenities of a high volume agency with the care and attention only a boutique
17:43I can read all that on your website
17:46I want to know about you
17:48Not much to tell really any family
17:56I'm a single detached at the moment. How about yourself? I'm on work here. I operate luxury retirement lifestyle alternatives
18:04Senior housing now that sustainable market
18:09You know what it's about luke
18:11dignity
18:13our society we tend to just
18:15Put people in a box
18:18That's true. We just put them in a box and toss them out when we're done with them
18:23Just toss them right out
18:25Into whatever sink or swim, right?
18:29It's a shame yeah, yeah it is it's a shame
18:35Shame a damn shame
18:40So tell me luke why real estate out of all the things that you could have done
18:46I've been asking myself that a lot lately
18:51Excuse me. Hey, can I call you back?
18:58Can I wait i'm with a really important client
19:03I'll be right there
19:06You're leaving
19:07No client issue. Can't wait. You've got clients. You know how it is. Why don't you give me a call?
19:12Talk about what your needs are. I'm very good at expressing my needs great. See you soon
19:19Hey, uh, I thought about what you said and i'll take the money the hell
19:27I'll call you
19:35Sorry limited time offer
19:38I
19:40Came by to do a little staging and I found this
19:44Whoa
19:46I hope jalen's okay
19:50Hold that thought
19:55Oh my god, is he all right, we're okay. He just needs to rest. Are you sure please go
20:01Mitch, let us know if you need anything
20:03Thank you
20:05What the let's just give him some time we'll talk about it, but not here
20:17All right, so I looked into mr
20:18Involving but there isn't much it says that he used to be a pilot for a commercial airline, but he quit a few years ago
20:23It's probably when his son got sick. Yeah, he's been day trading ever since and he's apparently really good at it
20:29Oh, uh, do you always dig into your clients this way because at leland properties we would never really do this
20:35Audrey, will you excuse us for a moment?
20:38Um, yep, sure
20:49So, what do you know jalen is not a sleepwalker
20:53What is he I felt something else in there something nasty should we bring that thing along the med
20:59I don't know how to use it. Do you?
21:01It's a molecular exfiltration device. How hard could it be?
21:06We should call august august is unavailable azra's jerking his chain no august no phil
21:11No, zoe lomax at that relocation conference. We are seriously understaffed. We got to move fast because that kid's in danger
21:18I think his father is too
21:21Are you guys hopping on a call? I sure love shadow. Sorry. I found a cerulean file in a vermilion folder start again, please
21:37Jalen open the door. We need to talk about it. I just want to be alone
21:46Okay
21:48I'm here if you need me
22:18So
22:40It's humming I think that's good maybe it doesn't know the words
22:44So
22:46Look we have to do this right his family has been through enough. Yeah, i'm lucky
22:59What are you doing here mitch we need to talk
23:02What's happening to your son isn't normal
23:05I told you he's just a teenager. He's bending iron
23:09No amount of hormones in the world can explain that there is something bad in your son
23:14It is old and it's evil and I think we can help people are insane
23:18Get out of here right now dad
23:26What is happening to me
23:34I don't understand
23:39Mitch
23:41Come on
23:43Your son he has a demon in him
23:47I know, you know
23:51How do you know
23:55I'm the one who put it there
24:07Jalen was diagnosed with lymphoma
24:11There wasn't any cure I just lost laura I
24:16I couldn't lose you too
24:20I've traveled just about everywhere and i've seen things
24:25In older parts of the world and things that I I can't explain
24:31And I heard rumors once about a man in northern iraq who sold immortality
24:40So
24:46When I found him
24:49Before I spoke he knew I was there. He said he could save jailing
24:54I cried for the first time. I felt like there was hope
25:00I brought all the money that I could carry safely in that part of the world and a gun in case the money wasn't enough
25:10I I knew it was possible that he was calling me probable even but I I paid him the money
25:24But I was paying the price of immortality
25:31It turns out that the price was higher he sold you a demon but it worked
25:41It worked
25:44The day after you took it the cancer went away
25:47boom
25:49It was a miracle
25:51How long before?
25:53It started about six months ago
25:56It wasn't every night at first and then it was most nights and now
26:03He changes you ready to hear about this
26:11The worst is is what he does to himself
26:17His nails get long and he
26:21And he hurts himself throws himself into walls
26:25bites
26:27It's like the demon's trying to destroy itself from inside
26:32Why don't I have sleep when you wake up you don't remember you don't have any blood or scars
26:39And until the next time
26:44He's never hurt anybody else
26:48Except once
26:52It was just a deer
26:54Full-grown buck pretty much tore him apart
26:58But no, you never
27:00Never hurt a person
27:03What happens if I do
27:05Maybe we can help you get rid of it
27:08No, Mitch, please absolutely not dad
27:13Jalen
27:15What if it comes back? What if you take it out and the cancer comes back?
27:18I don't understand i'm old enough to make my own decisions. Okay, I get to decide
27:25I want friends. Okay, I I want to get married someday
27:31I just I just want a life
27:35However long
27:38You
27:46You've done this kind of thing before
27:51Sort of
27:58Any chance we can track down this demon dealer
28:01Oh, I emailed phil about it. Apparently we have better chance of catching wind with a net
28:05his words
28:07No, we're just gonna have to go with the details. We got from mitch. I've gone through phil's old records
28:12It appears we're dealing with a sleep demon
28:15Immortal
28:17And very dangerous
28:19It leaves dormant during the day
28:21But at night it effectively hijacks the body
28:24So why is it coming out now?
28:26best guess
28:28puberty
28:29It matured with the boy
28:31Now that he's come of age it has two
28:34Meaning it will only go stronger more destructive
28:37Will an med work?
28:39No, no, i've i've learned over time this
28:42Demon extraction business is very bespoke
28:46One size does not fit all
28:49This particular entity
28:51Has been fused with the boy too long
28:54It's laid down roots. It won't come easily
28:57We need something more powerful and precise
29:02I have an idea
29:07So
29:37So
29:57Good night rich, sorry prof gotta check the briefcase
30:07New security protocol, you should have got an email
30:22Hey, good night professor
30:38So
30:53It's a uh next gen
30:55defibrillator
30:57Decided to keep a soldier's heart beating for hours even days if medical evac is impossible
31:02I've reprogrammed it to expel a concentrated electric charge
31:07What we must do
31:08Attach the leads to the boy's chest
31:11flick the switch
31:12And it'll burn the demon out from within
31:15Like how a uh fever kills a virus
31:18And jaylen will be okay
31:20He should be
31:21But it's important. No one is touching the boy during the surge
31:24Any contact charge could be fatal. So stay clear
31:29Thanks shaggy
31:30We'll take it from here
31:32uh, it's uh
31:34Probably best if I come along
31:36it's a uh
31:37Touchy little piece of technology
31:39Won't astra throw some kind of legal fit
31:42probably
31:44But standing here with you both
31:46Staring down the unknown and the unspeakable
31:50It just feels right
31:53Well, let's go
31:58Audrey I this isn't right. We're going to do a thing with the engaged property. Please. Let me come whatever it is
32:03I swear I can handle it not this time
32:06luke
32:07We all need to learn at some point
32:13Okay, kid you're up
32:20Hey jaylen gotta stay awake remember dad
32:30I think it knows
32:33Dad, how does it know what
32:41It's okay
32:44Stay awake
32:48Hey open up valming
32:50Valming my kid's an emergency. He's got 20 stitches. Maybe a concussion. I don't who's your son son of a bitch
32:57Your kid cut him up. Okay, you need to calm down. Tell me to calm down. I'm, sorry. I can't help you right now
33:02Okay, i'm, sorry. I can't help you. I'm, sorry. Call me the police
33:15Hey
33:17We gotta go what the police are coming
33:21Wait, what are we just gonna leave? Yeah, we gotta hide the bag right now. Wait, why?
33:26Understand the police aren't gonna understand they're gonna take you away
33:30look
33:32We're gonna be okay. I promise you. Okay, go pack the bag now
33:48Gotta stay awake jaylen. Come on. It's all gonna be okay. Okay, you're gonna be fine. Come on. Talk to me
33:54I'm tired dad fight it
33:56Fight it
33:58You're gonna get somewhere safe today somewhere you can sleep, okay jaylen jaylen
34:18Isn't that mitch's car where the hell did they think they're going
34:29Mitch where's jaylen? He ran. I need to go find him. We'll find him. No, you can't help him now. We can't
34:35Stay with mitch and call 9-1-1, but I just do it. We'll be back
34:58Hmm
35:15Are you out here
35:19Okay, then susan is there anything you can do to restrain the patient
35:29Please
35:44Almost
35:46So
36:09Dad jaylen, okay. Listen to me. I'm sorry. Okay. Listen to me. I'm so sorry
36:16I'm, sorry the contacts go on his chest
36:20everything
36:38Don't push the button until you're clear let go it could kill you i'm right here
36:43mitch
36:45don't
37:01Hey
37:03What happened to you
37:07Something is weighing on me and I have to tell you i'm afraid I broke my promise
37:15I
37:18You were with luke it was a problem and I had the solution
37:24That solution however was a piece of classified as the technology that I removed from the facility without their knowledge
37:32I will quietly return it and no one needs to be the wiser
37:41Was it worth it
37:45I helped save the life of a nice young man. So
37:50Yes
37:52It was actually the most worthwhile thing i've done in some time
38:02I'm, sorry
38:10You're fired
38:13Clean out your desk this morning
38:16Security will show you out
38:21I know the protocol. Yes, you do
38:31Hey
38:32I just I thought i'd stop in and see how you two were doing
38:37My ears stopped ringing but I still taste pennies
38:40Could have been a lot worse
38:43What happened with that kid his friend?
38:45He's uh, he's okay. He talked his dad down off of defcon one
38:50Talked about a great friend. Jalen's lucky to have him
38:53How is jalen?
38:54good
38:56Who knows about tomorrow or?
38:58next week or next year, but
39:01Yeah, that's being a parent I guess
39:03you do your best and
39:06Cross your fingers
39:10Hey, the valmies are okay, oh good to hear
39:15Oh
39:16Hang on. We just got an email from audrey
39:19This should be good. Dear. Mr. Roman and miss ireland. Thank you so much for the experience. I've learned so much blah blah blah blah
39:27Regret to inform you. I am moving on to other opportunities less
39:32invasive
39:34Sincerely the eyes dot of the heart
39:38audrey
39:39Damn it
39:41Ah, I really liked her
39:43Well, we are a little invasive in a super supportive way. I guess some people are rationally terrified by your filing system
39:53But seriously
39:54We'll have to find a replacement
39:56again
39:57Come on, we just landed the most impressive property we ever had
40:02Good things are gonna start happening
40:04now
40:06Hey
40:10Hey carl
40:13Surprised to see me
40:18Of course you are
40:20Since i'm not at the bottom of a lake or you and your sniveling rat think of a son jumped me
40:2735 goddamn years ago
40:31Yeah, it's me carl elvis the elephant
40:36still alive
40:38Not to glow or anything
40:44When I saw that obituary and looked at your dead smirking stupid face, you know what I felt
40:52Actually, I was pissed
40:55I was furious. I was horribly cheesed off that you were rotting in the cold damp earth and I wasn't the one
41:02Who puts you there?
41:05That hurts carl
41:13You know, I almost stuck a knife in your son's back today right in the spine
41:24But then I thought
41:28That's too easy
41:30What I really want
41:32Is to slide into that gym tone sun-kissed good-haired carcass
41:39And ride it into glory land
41:49In the end luke will envy you
41:55Your pleasant grassy wrists
41:59So chew on that for a while carl
42:02As the worms chew on you
42:32You