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00:00Previously, what's the real estate?
00:12My mom always told me to look out for the nice guys.
00:14I'm a nice guy.
00:16I think you might be.
00:17Luck is not a strategy.
00:20Oh my God.
00:22You're hearse chasing.
00:24I don't want to do this anymore.
00:26Knowing what we once had, the love.
00:28You could have fought for us a little.
00:31Oh well.
00:32Something's going to kill you.
00:34Something's going to kill you.
00:38How fast is Tyler?
00:43He was your favorite toy.
00:47We just didn't have the heart.
00:50I understand.
00:54You carried him everywhere.
00:56You slept with him at night.
01:01You'd make up stories about the things that Elvis told you.
01:07Funny things that he did.
01:12We just thought he was your imaginary friend.
01:15I mean, I'd read about kids having those.
01:18Do you remember any of this?
01:25A little.
01:27Not much.
01:30God, there were so many voices back then.
01:34You would just sit and listen.
01:37For hours.
01:38Just smiling.
01:40And like nodding.
01:41And then you'd talk back in this soothing, comforting voice.
01:49It was like the voice of somebody much older and wiser.
01:56I was in such a terrible place in those days.
02:00I know, Mom.
02:01The voices, you heard them too.
02:13From the time I was a girl.
02:16They'd come and go, soft, faint.
02:19But I couldn't talk back the way you can.
02:25I could only listen enough to be terrified.
02:29And with everything else that was going on back then, it was just too much.
02:37It's okay.
02:38I have to leave in a few minutes anyway.
02:40Okay.
02:40Yes, Stephanie.
02:51I bring Luke in occasionally for special projects.
02:55He needs the work and, well, it's my way of giving back.
02:59Stephanie's father recently passed away and...
03:02Why don't you explain?
03:03Sorry for all this.
03:04I'd be there myself if I hadn't broken my leg skiing in Gestalt.
03:08Hmm.
03:08Sorry to hear that.
03:11And I'm sorry for your loss.
03:13My father, Magnus, was eccentric.
03:16But that's because he was very rich.
03:18If he'd been poor, we'd call him a psychopath.
03:20He was obsessed with riddles, games, puzzles.
03:23All my life, whenever I wanted anything,
03:26he'd make me solve a puzzle or figure out a riddle to get it.
03:30That's...
03:31amazing.
03:31It was infuriating to have to jump through his little hoops
03:34to get your birthday presents, your allowance.
03:38Christmas was a living hell.
03:41Up until he croaked, I had to solve a stupid puzzle
03:44to access my trust fund every month.
03:46Sounds like a power thing.
03:48Totally a power thing.
03:49And now he's doing the same thing with his house.
03:54Hmm.
03:55Wow.
03:55Mm-hmm.
03:56Nice.
03:57Well, unfortunately, Daddy is pulling his shit one last time.
04:00Magnus' will is saved on his desktop computer.
04:03That's password protected.
04:05We have until midnight tonight to find that password,
04:08or the house will go into probate,
04:10and we'll probably go to the government to pay for taxes.
04:15Would you mind just excusing us for one second?
04:18Uh, sure.
04:19What the hell, Rita?
04:23I was at my mom's house.
04:25How is this my problem?
04:26This is your listing.
04:27I haven't had time to hire new assistants
04:29since Alan and Michelle's tragic sump pump incident,
04:33which was not my fault.
04:35It's a hell of a way to go.
04:36If we don't get that password,
04:37nobody gets bupkis.
04:39But if you and your little band of miscreants
04:41can get me the password by midnight,
04:43I'll split the commission with you.
04:4950-50.
04:50I was thinking more 70-30.
04:5350-50?
04:54You're on your own.
05:01Good news, Stephanie.
05:03My team is on it.
05:13Really? Are you serious?
05:17Half the commission on this for 10 hours' work?
05:21Oh, hells yes.
05:22I have a thing, but for this, I will move it.
05:25How hard could it be?
05:27I don't think it's going to be that tough.
05:29Stephanie's email from her lawyer had the first clue.
05:32My skin is grass.
05:34My teeth are stones.
05:36I'm far too shy to show my bones.
05:39My willows weep like widows do.
05:41You come visit me for your next clue.
05:47The cemetery.
05:48Where's Magnus buried?
05:50I'll find out.
05:51It's got to be Weepin' Willows.
05:53It's totally the kind of high-end place
05:54that some local rich guy would choose to decompose.
05:57I say we listen to Romax.
05:59Okay, you guys head there,
06:01and I'll get the exact location
06:02of Magnus Clifford's grave from Rita.
06:04I'll text you.
06:11Something else?
06:15I was helping out
06:16at this community blood bank the other day.
06:19Megan was there.
06:21She told me you two were on the outs.
06:24We were not together longer than we were together.
06:26No, but not even friends.
06:28It's not going to work.
06:29We have our careers.
06:31She has her urologist.
06:35What about you?
06:37You and Crash.
06:40Crash is something.
06:45You and a fireman.
06:47I mean, that's got to bring some balance
06:49to the universe somewhere.
06:53Does he know?
06:54That I light fires and hurl objects
06:58with the force of my mutant brain.
07:01I'm kind of waiting for the right moment.
07:04It'll come.
07:07You better head to the cemetery
07:09and I'll find that plot.
07:12Good hunting.
07:13Good hunting.
07:24Good hunting.
07:44Yes?
07:45Rita, I need the exact location
07:47of Magnus Clifford's grave.
07:48Well, how would I know?
07:49He's a post-mortem client.
07:51What, would his daughter know?
07:54Maybe.
07:54Rita, can you ask her?
07:56Probably.
07:58Say, Luke,
08:00as I wander through this magnificent home
08:03that's within the reach
08:04of maybe the top 1% of the 1%,
08:07I am drawn to thoughts
08:10of your nursing home czar,
08:12Tyler McNeil.
08:14Tyler?
08:15Nah, it's not for him.
08:16He's one of the few people
08:18with the money,
08:19the taste to appreciate this place.
08:22Rita, you do not want to get into bed
08:23with Tyler McNeil.
08:24Into bed.
08:25I'm old enough to be the hot,
08:27provocative best friend
08:29of his very slightly older sister.
08:31Tyler might love this house.
08:33No, it's just no.
08:35Call me when you get that location.
08:36Wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:51Yosemite meets Augusta National.
08:54Yes.
08:54You're in my house.
09:05You're in my house.
09:05You're, uh, uh, madness.
09:12It was my understanding
09:15that you were not as, uh,
09:17alive as you once were.
09:21I'm dead.
09:22Oh.
09:23Stone cold dead.
09:26Heart blew up
09:27like the guns of Navarone.
09:29So you're
09:31some kind of
09:34a...
09:34boom.
09:36My family's in the
09:43death care industry,
09:43so I basically grew up here.
09:45Of course you did.
09:46My parents would be doing
09:48some business here,
09:49you know,
09:50helping the bereaved pick a plot
09:51or prepping a graveside service,
09:53and me and my sister
09:55would just be running
09:56all over the place.
09:58Hunting trees,
09:59hiding, seeking.
10:01To us,
10:01the cemetery
10:02was a playground.
10:03Except the other kids
10:05just weren't that fun
10:06to play with.
10:07No.
10:08They never once
10:09threw the wall back.
10:11Stop.
10:12What?
10:15I thought I heard something.
10:19Hi.
10:21Are you supposed to be here?
10:23The gate was open.
10:25You work here?
10:27Sure.
10:28Hey, um,
10:29I was wondering
10:30if you could please
10:31help us find
10:31where our...
10:33where our poppy
10:35is buried.
10:38You're...
10:39Poppy?
10:42Yeah.
10:44Poppy got around.
10:46We are just looking
10:47for his grave
10:48to pay our respects.
10:50It would mean so much
10:51to my...
10:53sisters and me.
10:57You probably got a name.
10:59Magnus Clifford.
11:02Clifford.
11:05Magnus.
11:10Magnus Clifford
11:10is straight down that way.
11:12Hang a right
11:12at the big-ass obelisk.
11:13When you reach the stone
11:14with the name Sleutian,
11:15turn right,
11:16and it's four stones down.
11:17Can't miss it.
11:17You know the location
11:18of every name
11:19in this place?
11:21It's new.
11:23It's huge.
11:25Great.
11:25That's so helpful.
11:26Thank you so much.
11:30She was nice.
11:35Yeah, I know everyone
11:36who works at the cemetery.
11:37I do not know her.
11:39She knew exactly
11:40where his grave was.
11:42Yeah.
11:43How about that?
11:46Well, ladies,
11:48shall we go find Poppy?
11:49Okay.
11:57Okay.
12:01I'm a friend.
12:03A very, very good friend
12:05of your daughter.
12:07I'm sure she's mentioned me.
12:10Rita Weiss?
12:11We didn't speak frequently.
12:14But there's always
12:14that special bond, right?
12:15I mean, I know some mothers
12:17and daughters
12:17that fight like jets
12:18and sharks,
12:19but daughters,
12:20they're always daddy's little girl.
12:21What are you doing in my house?
12:23Stephanie hired me
12:24to sell the place,
12:25and I will.
12:26But first,
12:27I need to find the password
12:28to your computer.
12:29So, yeah.
12:38You want to give it up?
12:39Because I've got a bunch of people
12:41that are going to find it regardless.
12:44Only if they live that long.
12:47Pardon?
12:51Here lies magnets in the dirt.
12:53Don't feel bad.
12:54It didn't hurt.
12:56Your next clue's near.
12:57It's with the band.
12:58But say goodbye...
13:00To your right hand.
13:04Augie, are you okay?
13:06It seems this is more than a friendly game
13:09between a father and daughter.
13:11Oh, yeah.
13:11I've got to tell Luke.
13:15I've got no bars.
13:17Cellular service is being jammed.
13:21Can someone do that?
13:22Oh, heavens, yes.
13:24All one would need
13:25is the resources
13:25and the desire.
13:29I think we should focus
13:30on our next clue.
13:33It's with the band.
13:35Band.
13:37Oh!
13:38I know this one.
13:39Okay, come with me.
13:44Traps?
13:45What kind of traps?
13:47The only kind worth setting.
13:49Death traps.
13:51Oh!
13:52For your own daughter.
13:53Ha!
13:54My daughter
13:55never did an honest day's work
13:58in her life.
14:00Still, I don't...
14:01I started out running greased
14:02as a gearman on the assembly floor,
14:04the lowest of the low.
14:05But I became the owner
14:06of the company.
14:07Do you know
14:08what that entailed?
14:10Do you?
14:11Lots of weekends, probably.
14:13I knew Stephanie
14:13wouldn't lower herself
14:14to hunt for the password herself.
14:16That would be like work.
14:18No, I assumed
14:19she would pass it off
14:20to some greedy,
14:21ignorant lackey
14:22who would take her money.
14:24I assume that's you.
14:27Actually,
14:28I subcontracted out
14:29to a few lackeys
14:30of my own.
14:31You're saying
14:32that they're
14:33in some kind of...
14:35danger?
14:36Oh, I am merely
14:38the mastermind
14:39of these
14:40little exercises.
14:43I have a young protégé
14:44who handles
14:45the actual logistics.
14:46Ordering the stones,
14:48setting the traps.
14:49Unlike my own child,
14:51she is quite industrious.
14:54Um,
14:54I don't get it.
14:56You set traps
14:57for strangers.
14:58I want Stephanie
14:59to feel
15:00some kind of remorse.
15:03Some responsibility,
15:04accountability.
15:05for someone
15:07other than herself.
15:09You see,
15:10that's why
15:10I never wanted kids.
15:12Ever.
15:13Kids only...
15:14Well, they...
15:15they sap your energy.
15:16They screw up your life.
15:17Right?
15:18It's always
15:19gimme, gimme, gimme.
15:20All the time.
15:21All the time.
15:22Sure, they're adorable
15:23when they're little,
15:24but ultimately
15:24they're useless,
15:25ungrateful,
15:26inconvenient,
15:27and...
15:28God, the smell
15:28when they're little.
15:29Holy God, the smell!
15:31Well, surely you must have
15:41some pleasant memories
15:42of Stephanie.
15:43No.
15:44Oh.
15:44There was one time.
15:54She was ten or so.
15:57I had just returned
15:58from Stuttgart.
15:59Had to shower
16:00and change clothes
16:01before
16:01leaving again.
16:04She came into the bedroom
16:07and insisted
16:08on having a tea party.
16:10She set up the table,
16:11two little chairs,
16:13a couple of teacups
16:14and saucers,
16:15and we...
16:17drank tea
16:18and talked about our day.
16:25She told me some
16:26fantastical story
16:28about Maurice,
16:29her stuffed panda bear.
16:30And I told her
16:35how our South Asian
16:36sales team
16:37had failed
16:38to meet their numbers
16:39and that put
16:40our whole quarter
16:41at risk.
16:45She and Maurice
16:46felt that was a shame.
16:52You had a moment.
16:55In that moment,
16:57I saw something
16:59in her eyes
16:59other than scorn,
17:02greed,
17:03wanting.
17:08I saw only affection.
17:12Hmm.
17:14My first husband
17:15wanted children
17:16so badly.
17:18He was kind,
17:19handsome,
17:20loving.
17:21That one detail.
17:23It was our undoing.
17:25Good for you.
17:26Then I proceeded
17:27to marry two more men,
17:29who had no interest
17:30in children,
17:31mainly because they were
17:32selfish, greedy toddlers
17:34themselves.
17:35A woman who knows
17:36what she wants.
17:37Oh, yes.
17:39That's me.
17:40Drink?
17:41Oh, sweet mother of God,
17:43yes.
17:43You still, uh...
17:51I'm a corpse,
17:53not a Methodist.
17:54Oh.
17:55Good.
17:57Don't worry,
17:57I know this place.
17:59It put me through
17:59an out-of-state college.
18:00So glad you're
18:01on our side.
18:03Here.
18:05Nope.
18:06Three stones down.
18:09Two, three.
18:11Bingo.
18:12I'm with the band.
18:14My favorite stone
18:15in the yard.
18:16The guy was a band leader.
18:18Oh, dear.
18:22Thanks.
18:24There.
18:24Did you dodge?
18:39Did you duck?
18:41Did it miss you?
18:42What luck?
18:43But you'll never
18:45escape me alive.
18:47The next clue
18:47we'll be giving
18:48at a house
18:50not for living.
18:51Wait for dark
18:52and walk 12 yards
18:54times five.
18:5660 yards.
18:59It'll be dark
19:00before long.
19:02If only this guy
19:03could have taken
19:03that job with Hallmark.
19:04This all could have
19:05been avoided.
19:10Now that it's dark,
19:11it's a lot harder
19:12to see what other
19:13little surprises
19:14Mr. Clifford
19:15has for us.
19:16Maybe we should
19:16just cut and run.
19:18The last clue
19:18did say we'd
19:19never make it
19:19out alive.
19:21Suppose he could
19:21have electrified
19:22the fence.
19:23Or just hired
19:24a sniper to
19:24pick us off.
19:26Well, he'd have
19:27to write a poem
19:27about it.
19:28What rhymes
19:28with sniper?
19:30Diaper?
19:31Viper?
19:32Don't go there.
19:33I hate snakes.
19:34Hey, where's August?
19:37Oh, great.
19:38August?
19:39Over here.
19:41At a house?
19:42Not for living.
19:45Every lock
19:46needs a key.
19:48On that,
19:49can we agree?
19:51But this one's
19:52elusive as heck.
19:54Lift your eyes
19:55up to God.
19:55Ask his son
19:56for a nod
19:57where it hangs
19:58from the carpenter's neck.
20:01So, Jesus, right?
20:03God's son
20:04and a carpenter.
20:06There's got to be
20:06a whole lot of Jesus
20:07around here.
20:08He's a very
20:09popular item
20:10among your
20:11anthropomorphic
20:12memorial statuary
20:13options.
20:14Number three,
20:15trailing only
20:15the angels
20:16and his mom.
20:17No directions.
20:18So, one would
20:19expect it
20:21to be close by.
20:25Over there.
20:26Good eye.
20:27What?
20:33After all
20:34these years,
20:35I finally
20:36found Jesus.
20:41Look,
20:42around his neck.
20:43Oh, just a moment.
20:43Oh, my God.
21:01Mistakes.
21:03It seems
21:04they have been raised.
21:09This is August Ripley.
21:11Mahatma Gandhi
21:13once said,
21:14my life
21:15is my message.
21:16Leave yours
21:17at the beep.
21:18August,
21:19call me.
21:24Hi,
21:25you've reached
21:25Susan Ireland,
21:26partner at
21:26Roman Ireland.
21:27I wish you
21:28the serenity
21:28to leave me
21:29a message
21:29if it's important,
21:30the patience
21:31to hit me back
21:31later if it's not,
21:32and the wisdom
21:33to know the difference.
21:34It's Luke.
21:35Call me.
21:36Okay.
21:41It's Lomax.
21:43Beep.
21:44It's Luke.
21:52Luke,
21:53Rita,
21:54listen,
21:54did your people
21:55go to the cemetery?
21:56Yeah,
21:57they're there now.
21:58Oh.
21:58so some new
22:01information
22:01just came in.
22:03The location
22:04of the grave?
22:05Not exactly.
22:06Then what?
22:07I have it
22:08on good authority
22:09that your people
22:11might be in some,
22:13well,
22:13let's call it,
22:14uh,
22:16mortal danger.
22:18What?
22:18Who told you that?
22:19Was it Stephanie?
22:20Actually,
22:21I'm here
22:22with Magnus Clifford
22:23himself,
22:23and...
22:24With who?
22:24He says...
22:27That's enough.
22:31I don't want to
22:32take all the fun
22:32out of this.
22:52He'd stop by
22:53without calling first.
22:54Good for you.
23:24You're not dead.
23:25There's just one stone
23:27ahead.
23:27It contains
23:28the true password
23:29you seek.
23:30If you fight
23:31to the death,
23:32to your ultimate breath,
23:33you might live
23:33long enough
23:34for a peek.
23:35It's a stone
23:36with an eye,
23:37and perhaps
23:38if you try,
23:39you will read
23:39the engraving
23:40that's there.
23:41But I doubt
23:42that you'll make it.
23:43Your next breath,
23:44when you take it,
23:46will reveal
23:46that you've run
23:47out of...
23:49air.
23:50What's the clock for?
23:52What's the clock for?
24:07What's the clock for?
24:20I have a theory.
24:22It's not pleasant.
24:24Of course not.
24:25Did you hear the thunk
24:26when the door closed?
24:28Yeah.
24:29The line in the pole
24:30about running out of air?
24:31We're going to run
24:33out of air?
24:34In about
24:3513 minutes,
24:38if that is correct.
24:40Well,
24:41shit!
24:43Help me!
24:44Let's go!
24:49So the headmistress
24:50is blushing,
24:51and she clarifies
24:52for the girls
24:52that a Fokker
24:53was a type
24:53of German aircraft.
24:55And Sir Douglas Bader
24:55turns to the headmistress,
24:57and he says,
24:57well, madam,
24:58that may be,
24:58but these Fokkers
24:59were flying Messerschmitts.
25:01Oh,
25:09it's past nine.
25:11I'll never find
25:12the password in time.
25:13They might not even be
25:15alive.
25:18Their own damn fault.
25:21The point is,
25:23you've won.
25:26Here's the thing.
25:28Why not just
25:30let me out?
25:32Huh?
25:33I'll wangle a deal
25:34with the bank
25:35to handle the sale
25:36and probate.
25:37I've already got
25:38a multimillionaire
25:40in mind
25:40who'd be perfect.
25:42I'll reach out
25:43to him this very night.
25:44You can deprive
25:45Stephanie of the house,
25:46but preserve
25:47its value
25:48for those left behind.
25:50That'd be you.
25:54Hmm?
25:58Truth is,
26:00that tea party story
26:02made me remember
26:03the good that was
26:03in Stephanie.
26:06It might be there still.
26:09It might.
26:13Go on,
26:14get out.
26:14what I have
26:16thinking to do.
26:17Hmm.
26:20Regardless,
26:21bravo for you
26:22never having children
26:23in the first place.
26:25You're the smart one,
26:26Rita.
26:29Yep,
26:30that's me.
26:31I'm the smart one.
26:32Huh.
26:33I'm the smart one.
27:03There has to be a way out of here.
27:19The door is airtight.
27:20Luke.
27:33Luke,
27:33thank God.
27:34How did you find us?
27:35Well,
27:35you know that thing
27:36I do to find spirits
27:37in the house?
27:37I kind of did the reverse
27:39to find live humans
27:40in a place full of spirits.
27:41So instead of a ping,
27:42you sent out a gnail?
27:44Come on,
27:45we're running out of time.
27:46Come on.
27:46Come on.
27:46Come on.
27:47Come on.
27:47Come on.
27:47Come on.
27:48Come on.
27:48Come on.
27:49Come on.
27:49Come on.
27:50Mr. McNeil,
27:57my name is Rita Wise.
28:00I realize you've retained
28:01real estate counsel
28:02and I respect that.
28:04Even though the counsel
28:05you've chosen might be,
28:08what's a kind and loving way
28:09of saying this,
28:11clinically insane?
28:14Okay.
28:15I currently represent
28:18a magnificent property
28:20that might touch you
28:21on a very intimate level.
28:24Yet for reasons of his own,
28:26Luke has not exposed it to you.
28:28I feel that it is my responsibility.
28:32My duty to expose myself.
28:35That is to expose it myself.
28:38Well, I know Luke's been busy.
28:40I tried him this morning.
28:42Oh, this morning.
28:43Huh.
28:43He was visiting his mother.
28:47Perfectly fine, I guess.
28:49But, uh, priorities, right?
28:53His mother?
28:54Mm-hmm.
28:54She's here.
28:55Uh-huh.
28:57Mr. McNeil,
28:59I believe we have business to do.
29:02Okay.
29:03Okay.
29:08Luke's mother.
29:10Adorable.
29:16Okay, little Max,
29:17you have no idea
29:17where the big guy is?
29:18Yeah, I sort of
29:19kind of remember seeing it,
29:21but I have no idea where.
29:23Sorry, boss.
29:24No, it's okay.
29:25We're all gonna have to
29:26split up and find it.
29:28Either way,
29:29let's meet in the parking lot,
29:30let's see.
29:3120 minutes.
29:47Hey, Augie,
29:48can I, uh,
29:49can I ask you
29:49a personal question?
29:52I suppose.
29:54When you had to explain
29:55to Rochelle
29:56that you were...
29:58you know that
29:59we were...
30:00you mean when I had
30:02to explain to her
30:03that I was
30:04working for a firm
30:05that might someday
30:06ask me to spend
30:07a long night
30:08in a cemetery
30:09searching for a headstone
30:10with an all-seeing eye?
30:12Yeah.
30:14How did you do it?
30:17Rochelle is a rare woman.
30:20Once in a lifetime.
30:21she had made a living
30:22of confronting the impossible,
30:24so how could she...
30:29Augie?
30:34Right.
30:36Yes.
30:38How could she tell me
30:40to do otherwise?
30:41you're a lucky guy.
30:49Yes.
30:50I was.
30:55I assume this is about
30:56a gentleman?
31:00Yeah, I've only known him
31:01for a little while,
31:02but, um...
31:03Yeah, he's...
31:05he's kind of great.
31:08I can only tell you
31:09what I know for certain,
31:10which is...
31:12never be ashamed
31:13of who you are
31:14and what you do.
31:16If you can't accept it,
31:19best to know now.
31:20Hello?
31:45Hello?
31:50Have you seen my husband?
31:54No, I'm sorry.
31:58His name is Jasper.
32:03He told me he'd catch up to me, but I haven't found him yet.
32:08How long were you and Jasper together?
32:11Only a few months.
32:14It took us so long to get together.
32:16And when we did, finally, we thought we had all the time in the world.
32:25And then I died.
32:29And here we are.
32:33Why so long to connect?
32:37I had a career. He was in the service.
32:42We let it all play out.
32:44Bumped into each other every now and then.
32:47Passion flared hot and bright.
32:52And then we'd go our separate ways.
32:56Promising each other.
32:59It was just a matter of time.
33:01I knew it deep in my bones that he was the one.
33:12I should have taken him, kept him, loved him.
33:18I shouldn't have waited.
33:27He'll be by.
33:29I'm sure of it.
33:31I hope so.
33:32By the way, you haven't seen a stone, a headstone, big one, like an all-seeing eye on it?
33:45Oh, Christ, I hate that stone.
33:47Girl in overalls just put it up the other day.
33:50You really want to see it?
33:52Oh, please.
33:56You found it?
33:57Who found it?
33:58I found it.
33:59I got it.
33:59The password? Really?
34:01I'm heading to the house now.
34:02When you get to a place where your phone works, you call Rita and you have her meet me there.
34:05You found it?
34:18Yep.
34:19Hurry up.
34:20We've only got two minutes.
34:22It's finished.
34:30It's good, Ted.
34:33What does this mean?
34:34It doesn't mean anything.
34:35I thought it would at least...
34:37I found it out phonetically.
34:39Threes are E's.
34:41So, Steph, you will hate this.
34:44Steph, Steph, you will hate this.
34:50Father of the year.
35:00You're back.
35:02We found the password.
35:04You're people all right?
35:12As good as I'll ever be.
35:15What's in the new will?
35:19I cut her out.
35:21Stephanie.
35:24She doesn't get the house.
35:26The estate, none of it.
35:27It's pretty harsh.
35:28It's pretty harsh.
35:34And yet she's still your daughter.
35:36Nothing's going to change that.
35:38She'll always be the little girl with the tea party and the panda.
35:42Do you really want your last gesture on this earth to be an extended middle finger towards her?
35:51There's a set of encyclopedias on the shelves there.
36:07Bring me the W volume, if you'd be so kind.
36:12It's an alternate will.
36:34I composed and signed it when I was in a bit more magnanimous mood.
36:42It leaves everything to Stephanie.
36:48Perhaps you could hide it under a piano, suspended from a great height.
36:52Or I could just give it to her.
36:55Tell her that it's a present from her dad who loved her very much but had a bitch of a time showing it.
37:01Be the bigger man.
37:02And unleash a Category 5 shit hurricane of familial guilt that she'll be explaining to expensive therapists for the rest of her natural life.
37:17I was surprised when you caught last night.
37:45Well, thanks for making the time.
37:47It's good to get out in the sunshine.
37:51Busy night in the ER?
37:53You know, usual.
37:55Friday night, knife and gun club.
38:00So, what's up?
38:02Everything okay?
38:06It's just, I was talking to somebody the other day.
38:09This woman.
38:11Really nice.
38:12She told me about all the time that she lost with her husband.
38:17I take it that one person in this scenario was deceased.
38:22Because anyway, she had all this regret.
38:24She'd known for a long time that they're always meant to be together.
38:28But there was always something else to do.
38:31Jobs.
38:32Travel.
38:33Life.
38:35Life.
38:35Life.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Life.
38:38But all along, they knew.
38:40They thought.
38:41They had all the time in the world.
38:44Turns out they did.
38:46This is turning into a dark little stroll in the sunshine.
38:51I love you, Megan.
38:56I've known since I showed up on your doorstep.
38:58These last few years, we've been doing this awkward little foxtrot, moving in and out of each other's lives, seeing other people, having lunch, but I have always known.
39:10You don't have to answer me.
39:15I know you're in a relationship, and the timing sucks, but it's just too easy to wait for the timing not to suck.
39:25Look, before you know it, I'm sitting on a bench in a cemetery at 11.08 p.m. some night, explaining that I thought we had all the time in the world.
39:39You know, a long time ago, Susan told me that if I liked you, I should make a move.
39:45So finally, finally, finally, I'm taking her advice.
39:55Megan, I love you.
40:02So I guess the next move is up to you.
40:25Hi, it's Madeline.
40:31I can't come to the phone right now, so just leave me a message, and I'll hit you back.
40:35Hi, Mads.
40:37It's...
40:38It's Mom.
40:38Look, I know it's been a long time.
40:43It's just, uh, I was thinking of you, and I thought maybe we could, I don't know, get together for a coffee or tea.
40:53I'd really love to see you and hear what's going on in your life.
40:58Maybe it's time.
40:59Okay, uh, I really hope you call me back.
41:05Anytime, really.
41:08And...
41:09I hope you're happy, Madeline.
41:14Goodbye.
41:14Goodbye.
41:14Miss Woodhouse, I need to have a word with you.
41:38It's about Luke.
41:39What about Luke?
41:40Is he all right?
41:42Perhaps I could step inside.
41:45I'm sorry, I don't know you.
41:48I'm Luke's friend, Tyler.
41:51Your son needs you, Miss Woodhouse.
41:55You're not gonna desert him...
41:58again?
42:00Are you?
42:01Although, it would be very on-brand.
42:09Oh, no!
42:10Help!
42:10Help!
42:31You're not gonna be tangible.
42:33You're not gonna leave your mind.
42:56You're not gonna be amazed.