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00:00You

00:11Previously, that's a real estate

00:16Story is pretty consistent. There's something in the house making hard for us to sell and we make it go away

00:24Come to understand the danger of utility holding on to something too tight

00:29Even something you love

00:32I'm making Susan full partner in the agency

00:36August will be leaving us come back to Astra August come back to me and Zoe will be starting law school in the fall

00:45Wherever you go from here, there's something about home

00:49This is

00:51a

00:58Judy come on. I saw the carpeting they're proposing. It's awful that thin institutional brown carpeting you find in a low-end nursing home

01:05And a place you go to die. We're a luxury retirement lifestyle alternative place you go to live

01:12Can't say that credibly and have dog vomiting floors

01:15No

01:20Tell her I want to see thick and luxurious

01:24Those people are paying a fortune in like half of them are fall risks on something soft and pretty to land on

01:32Look I'll be back in the office next week. Tell them have some swatches ready

01:45I

02:15I

02:43Know Carl

02:45Haha, and I'm coming for you

03:15Oh

03:31What exactly are we waiting for just one more item our associates should be here with it any minute

03:37Lomax have you got it?

03:39You're lucky. I still have my dad's key to the Columbarium. I didn't know what a Columbarium was. I have to look it up

03:44Well, you almost here

03:46Minutes out

03:47So we're pretty sure that the screams they're coming from the wife of the original owner of the house

03:52She was separated from her husband when he died in a warehouse fire in 1931. That's Edward right up there

03:57What I?

03:58Came with the house. He doesn't look very nice

04:02The stroke of midnight marks their 100th anniversary if our research is correct

04:06She should appear at the top of those stairs anytime now and then what we found her husband's ashes

04:10They should be here any minute and we'll give them to her should inspire her to move along

04:13Hells yes

04:43Oh

05:14Oh, yeah, what do you want?

05:22Keeper for the chambers

05:27Condition

05:30He got her pregnant

05:32Oh my god

05:34Murdered in the chimney, but still alive

05:41Hey

05:44So long

05:46I'm so sorry

05:48What do you want now?

05:51Vengeance

05:56She burst

05:58By

06:01Tell her about the fire

06:02He did burn

06:04There was a warehouse fire in 1931 in 1931

06:08He burned he died

06:13He burned and then he burned again you got your vengeance twice over

06:43Oh

07:01It's a good thing they didn't bury the son of a bitch

07:03So

07:12With the benefit of hindsight, we know she was a housemaid working for the cheavers

07:16He got her pregnant instead of doing right by her killed her and stuffed her in the chimney, but she was still alive

07:23Tell me again where we got this bereaved wife waiting to be reunited with hubby story

07:28That would be our latest research intern slash receptionist Roger

07:32Maybe it is time someone had an earnest conversation with Roger about the importance of getting these things, right?

07:38That won't be necessary. I received Rogers text of resignation this morning four words. I'm gone. Peace out

07:46Three of them were misspelled. I just wanted to get right none. He sent an emoji of a peace sign

07:51So it's hard to screw that up

07:53Well, it's probably for the best but we got to keep trying get the listings back on the job sites never took him down

08:00It has been

08:02Three years. We've been at this new place almost six months and we still haven't found a replacement for film

08:07We found what 34 replacements for Zoe 35 Roger. We hardly knew me and they all ended badly

08:13I'm still meeting August and underground parking garages for new PKT transformers. These aren't people you replace easily

08:20Yes, I know

08:23Oh

08:30Mr. McNeil, oh we weren't expecting you back so soon

08:54Hmm

09:17Well shit Carl you wouldn't die without me

09:24So, why are you back so soon?

09:29Too much to do

09:33Judy

09:37Judy too much to do too many carpets to look at and make sure they're fluffy

09:46Okay

09:47They brought over these swatch books. There's a bunch of colors thicknesses

09:53Norman says don't pick anything out of the Coronado collection or we'll be way over budget

09:59If I want the Coronado collection then Coronado I shall have

10:05Okay

10:08Scram I'll look at these I

10:14Said eat it

10:16It'll take me like 30 seconds to pick the rugs into which these old critters want to aspirate their terminal breath

10:23You

10:26Turn around and walk that way

10:34Thanks, Judy

10:47Little Luke

10:49all rode up and

10:52And he sells houses gross

11:02Joey

11:05Joey

11:11Are you riding the North 40? I gotta keep riding. Did your horsey tell you that? No, cowboy Rick told me

11:19This cowboy Rick, he's the cowboy who smiles he comes to my room at night

11:26That's probably just a dream no

11:29Covering is real. He comes to my room and he smiles and he tells me I need to learn to ride fast

11:35Why didn't you go with him?

11:43Joey let's go get a cookie

11:49You

12:09Roman Ireland, this is Brandon. How may I direct your call? Awesome. Yeah. Okay. So you you want to talk to her, right?

12:19Okay, yeah, no, that's great but first you you want to talk to her, right

12:24Yeah, I really think you should talk to her right? Okay. Yeah, just okay. Hang on

12:30Hey Lomax

12:34Yeah, hey there's a guy on the phone for you that's mad about something you did

12:40Right. Yeah. No, I'll do that. Just just a sec

12:43Yeah, I can I get a name, please?

12:46Right, okay, great. Yeah, just one more sec. Yeah. Hey the name it was, uh

12:53We're just jerks

12:56It's worse in time Parker to

12:59What'd you do that for? I was so close always defer to the person in your face before the person on the phone

13:04It's why they gave you a hold button instead of a handgun. So we love funk to see Susan, please

13:10Miss I was busy. Is she expecting you? Oh

13:13Oh

13:14Stay gold pony boy

13:16Zoe

13:17How are you? Oh, it's been ages ages. How's work? Oh, it's good

13:22Yeah, so adult, but I love it. At least I will once I figure out what I'm doing. That's great

13:28You know, I cannot keep coming in here to train every one of these hamsters you bring in to answer the phone

13:33I have a day job, you know, I know there's just no one who does what you do. Hmm curse being exceptional. I

13:38I

13:40Know not with what weapons World War three will be fought but World War four will be fought with sticks and stones

13:48Albert Einstein

13:52What's your point

13:54My point is we should be focused on the advancement of mankind not to my elation

14:01But initiatives like this probe to Venus should be viewed as a glimpse into the unknown

14:06To answer great existential questions

14:10Not just a hunt for a new platform from which to launch offensive weapons against as yet unidentified adversaries

14:23Shall I

14:25Break out the sock puppets and explain it again or Ripley. You need to be condescending

14:29We're all on the same team and yet clearly some of us have been more

14:33rigorous about wearing our helmets

14:36The ASD are a mandate is military. Our money is military need to embrace that fact. Dr. Ripley

14:42Your pure science was rather quaint at first, but now frankly we find it frivolous and annoying

14:48If you find our mission so distasteful

14:51What do you stay?

15:00Shacking up with the boss

15:03Never mind

15:06Hey

15:13Hey, I think sure what's up, I'm headed for the Barnett's house. I just wanted to get a gut check first my guts are yours

15:21So we sold it as a normie, but they're already having some

15:25Issues how long they've been there just a few days. Their son's saying some weird things. There's some odd noises smells

15:33Smells

15:34She said it was like

15:36fertilizer manure

15:39Plumbing septic nothing shut up in the inspection. I'm having a plumber come and check it out. But the creepy thing is the kid

15:45He claims to have a friend

15:48Cowboy cowboy Rick talks about him all the time freaks the parents out

15:53You did a PKT before writing the contract clean as a whistle. You're confident

15:57You didn't miss anything as confident as I can be. I mean, I know how to use all these stuff

16:01I just don't understand it

16:04Yeah, nobody does except Bobby

16:06Anyway, I'm gonna go talk to them and then I'll follow up with the previous owner. See if he knows anything

16:10I'll drive by see if anything jumps out at me

16:20So I saw Megan the other day

16:24She looked great what she does she saves lives and she looks great

16:31Are you too Megan is seeing urologist I

16:35Understand that it's serious. Urology is a serious business. So I've been told I

16:43Myself am dating again

16:48Good for you, I mean part of having a healthy work-life balance is getting out there. I'll go get him tiger

16:55I just hope it's nice or at least

16:58Survivable

17:00Me too, but in case it's not I always set an alarm on my phone for 45 minutes in the day

17:06It's going well, and I just say it was a reminder to call a client or take medication

17:09But if it sucks grandpa's dying head for the exit

17:14Here's hoping grandpa lives

17:17This is really shaping up your furniture looks great in here. Thanks. I hate to be a complainer

17:23I had to come by and pick up our sign. Anyway, we always want to make sure our clients are happy in their new homes

17:29It isn't so much the noises or even the smell

17:33I'm sorry. I don't comes and goes and when it comes it's in waves, but that's not my biggest worry

17:40It's Joey

17:42Understandable, he's always been a pretty down-to-earth kid and now all he can talk about is cowboy Rick

17:50Kids Joey's age have such rich imaginations. Then I noticed this

17:55I'm pretty sure that wasn't there when we bought it

18:02Anything else

18:04Oh

18:34I

19:04I

19:35Yes

19:46He was right here this evil Western person in a long coat and a hat did you see him?

19:52No, by then he was gone

19:55Marian was hyperventilating Joey was crying. It was crazy. Sure. He was here right outside Joey's room

20:01He called him his buckaroo

20:03What does he want with Joey?

20:05There's really no reason to think Joey's in danger this thing had a gun

20:09Tell her about the gun silver shiny in a holster like like the Cowboys used to have I don't think there was a man with

20:16A gun in our house outside our little boys room. What are you gonna do about it?

20:31Oh

20:41Hi, babe, do you think you'd be home? Yeah

20:49Vonda

20:55How was the fishing trip

20:58Liberating. Oh

20:59Don't forget we have that thing for juvenile diabetes tomorrow night

21:05We're against it, right?

21:09It's

21:10This casual so I've got to come home from the club

21:15to change

21:17Wanda

21:19I've been thinking one day

21:21It's time for a couple of changes

21:24What do you have in mind?

21:28I'm gonna sell this house

21:33It's just not me anymore

21:36But but you love this house

21:39You only built it a year ago. I have this house

21:43What but what's wrong with it?

21:46It's so

21:48nice

21:50It's big and open

21:53I'm used to something a bit more enclosed

21:55But I don't understand

22:00You don't have to

22:03I'm gonna call a real estate agent

22:07Tyler this is super sudden

22:13Actually, it's been a very long time coming in fact, I've already got a guy in mind

22:26I

22:33Lived in the place for 20 years never saw anything like that

22:38Anything strange ever mr. Yearth?

22:41never any

22:45Cowboys in your family

22:51I'm an accountant

22:53My father was an accountant

22:55my grandfather to

22:57Look, we've had a high-profile client running us 24 hours the last few weeks

23:05If there's nothing else thank you for your time

23:10May I call you if anything comes up I guess so

23:17Do you have a card or

23:23But honestly if those people are seeing a cowboy

23:33So have you ever worked at the front desk at a business before oh, yeah, yeah learn lots great forget everything cuz this is completely different

23:42Okay, how do I put this? Um?

23:44The gates of hell is protected by a three-headed dog named Cerberus. That's you. You're Cerberus. Do I get dental?

23:50Benefits kick in the first day of the month after hire. Okay. Anyways server

23:54So how long did you have to work here before you got a raise six months? That's because I'm exceptional Brandon focus

24:01Okay, I'm only gonna be here for a short period of time and hurting all of this wisdom and shit

24:05So you really need to take advantage of me?

24:07Like the sound of that

24:14Cerberus s

24:20I was in sixth grade. It was the seventh grade that I really lost this ninth grader threw me a football out of nowhere

24:28Somehow I managed to drop my books put my hands up and caught it

24:31Just grabbed it

24:33That's what I knew

24:35Football be my passion. I never really loved sports. I was I was more of a theater kid prophecy. I don't was

24:42By time I was a senior. I was an all-city tight end

24:45I'd have made the pros, but I blew up a knee got my girlfriend pregnant

24:52Oh, no

24:56Are you gonna eat that?

25:12So, how was the day

25:15I

25:20Think that flipping a house is very much like dressing up a dead body for an open casket service

25:27Well, thanks for that no, you're fixing it up to be comforting and presentable to those who would do it

25:36My mom and I always swore we'd do this one day

25:39Buy an old house fix it up

25:42Drink some wine hang some drywall and sell it at an obscene profit

25:47The perfect place never came along until just before she you know, it was before she got sick

25:55We thought we had all the time in the world

25:59Constance was lovely you couldn't in this place Valley high her favorite song in her favorite musical

26:06I

26:10Said do you mind if I dig into that Barnett house? I think there's something there

26:16Be my guest

26:18Tired of looking at my face

26:36I

27:06I

27:20Want my buckaroo where's Julie you can't have them

27:28Where's my son

27:36I

27:43Joy where were you? He was in the bathroom. What's going on? Who are you talking to?

27:53Here here it is the beating of his hideous hearts a

27:57Charming place for a clandestine meeting. It's quickly turning into our satellite office right next door

28:04It's like a second conference from a cold beer on tap lovely

28:08So what can I?

28:14Did you that's Lloyd coming here for months I haven't had to order once just

28:21knows

28:22remarkable

28:27So here's the deal I got a spooky cowboy that's threatening to take away a little boy

28:34Dear

28:35Something there August. It's real. I don't think it's evil, but

28:41something

28:43You have diagnostic tools I left behind I know but what if we need something stronger a

28:53Child is in danger, correct

28:55I

29:00Believe I have an item that will do the trick

29:03but Luke

29:05please

29:06Use it with discretion

29:08Over the past three years. I have discovered the ability to compartmentalize the responsibility for creating terrible weapons

29:16safely away from that of deploying them

29:19but in my dark nights of the soul, I realized that in the end it's

29:25Just the same

29:31Barnett's are staying at a hotel tonight. This would be the time

29:39I have a courier send it over

29:45Well

29:56Howdy

29:58Where's my buckaroo

30:01It's not here mom and his dad they took him so no

30:06Not the child. I don't know these people

30:11Where's my buckaroo

30:16I need to find

30:25You

30:55I

30:57Thought I made it clear that I had no idea what your clients were seeing inside the house. I no longer live in you did

31:05Nice place bigger than the last place. I wanted to ask you about your father

31:11You have a picture of him. He died three years ago. I

31:18That's him

31:25Kept saying he was looking for his buckaroo

31:34That's what he used to call me

31:37When I was a kid I

31:40Came to work for him

31:42This was years later

31:45Yeah, I had to beg him. Please stop calling me that name. It's

31:52Professional

31:55House is empty the Barnett's they won't come back until this thing is settled

32:02Your move buckaroo

32:17Hi, I know hmm you okay just tired

32:25Dealing with your associates

32:28Makes me tired all over

32:30Well, if it's any comfort you're wearing them out, too

32:35Not at all comforting. Hmm

32:39Auggie you don't have to I quit as your once as an impulsive young man

32:47To do so again would be to admit I have learned nothing

32:51That is weakness

32:55Something I loathe in myself

33:02I fell in love with that impulsive young man

33:09Perhaps that was your weakness

33:20What if he's dangerous he's your dad

33:25He's been looking for you

33:31Little buckaroo

33:34Dad

33:38What is this, what are you doing?

33:47Ever since I was a little boy, I

33:52Dreamed of being a cowboy

33:55Way before you were born

33:58The summer of 67

34:02Had the summer off before I started college

34:08Worked on a ranch

34:13You

34:15Rode I

34:18Herded cattle

34:20Slept under the stars

34:23Even rodeoed came in third team roping

34:31It's best summer I ever had

34:36Wished it would never end but

34:39It did

34:42Why

34:45If you were happy my father

34:47No son of his was gonna waste his life on the back of a horse

34:52Went to work at the family firm

34:55Got married

34:58Raised his son

35:02Good son

35:09And then I died

35:14And I went somewhere

35:16And I went somewhere where

35:21Dreams come true

35:26You can live the life he might have had, you know

35:35So I'm a cowboy

35:40But I had to come back and tell you

35:42Never leave your dreams

35:48Don't die with them

36:05Remember when you took us sailing

36:12That week in Nantucket

36:15That was the most fun I ever had in my life

36:20I never went out on a sailboat again

36:29So you're a sailor

36:34Don't wait to do the good things Kirby

36:39Love you son

36:42Love you dad

36:48My work here is done

37:13You

37:16Don't you have to get to work I'm leaving but I just needed to tell you that not only is Brandon dumber than undercooked meat

37:24He's also a walking HR violation

37:26Kid hit on me three times

37:29Terrific. Honestly, I don't think he's gonna last the week. Someone might jingle their car keys and you get distracted and leave

37:37I'm never gonna find a replacement for you. Am I or Phil?

37:42We're August. Okay, but that's the thing. It's been three years

37:46Stop trying to replace us

37:48You know find some new talent give them some love for who they are instead of expecting them to be

37:55well us

37:58And one more thing

38:01Thank you

38:04For for shaming me into going to law school

38:08I mean, I feel like I'm in way way over my head and honestly, I feel like I'm gonna get fired almost every day, but I

38:16also feel like I'm

38:18Where I was meant to be

38:21Kind of feeling you must have every day, right

38:28Not every day anyways, thank you

38:33By the way in case he mentions it I am going on a date with Brandon tonight third time was the charm

38:44I'm glad you called

38:46Forgot third Tuesday of every month drinks with Luke. Don't you doctors have appointment books? Yeah, we have them

38:54We just ignore them

39:03He slays me

39:06Did you order this Lloyd knows

39:11Huh, well two old friends old friends

39:25So what's his name

39:29Hunter

39:31First or last dr. Hunter Manderly hunter Manderly

39:37Sounds like a guy from a romance novel. Does he have a flowing flux in Maine?

39:43Don't be a jerk

39:46Are you seeing anyone these days

39:50Nobody's serious

39:52Stay busy running my vast real estate empire

39:56What do you hear from fell well, it sounds like the Vatican's got him traveling a lot

40:02Anthony's restoring some old church and Felicity's in her terrible twos

40:06Phil says it gives him a new appreciation for the demons. He can't control

40:13Hunter and I've been talking about going to Rome in the spring. I'd love to see them. I

40:20Guess you remember

40:25I

40:26Made notes to call Zoe next week. I need to do up a will. I'm just sorry the other day and

40:33Susan Susan says hi

40:37Hi Susan

40:41Just

40:43It feels like all the kids are growing up

40:46Zoe is a lawyer

40:48August is designing killer satellites or something fills off fighting the forces darkness you

40:54You're an ER doctor saving lives ordering ringers lactate stat

41:01Everyone's evolving making bold moves forward

41:06And here you are

41:09Yep

41:11You're I still am

41:13I

41:22Are you okay? I

41:25am magnificent I

41:28Asked because you're just kind of not yourself now. You're just hurting my feelings

41:39Are you sure you want to sell this house

41:44I

41:54Like you just the way you are

42:06Paybacks a bitch little Luke it's coming for you

42:13You

42:43You

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