Grosse Pointe Garden Society Season 1 Episode 11

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00:00right now when patty was a weather girl she worked with skip harvey was he the one who

00:05sexually harassed her more mutual as long as you have a dog i'll never have a grandchild

00:10she got rid of gail maybe she also got rid of molly you still have the gun right then

00:14all we need is tucker to call his old fbi buddies and they'll run tests

00:18oh my god knock it off he's in love with my wife dad

00:39marylin has got a lot of nerve it's not that bad

00:44table 13 you don't know where that is look this isn't the first time she's pulled a stunt like

00:49this remember our table at smiles for miles they had to send a search party to refill our

00:54great basket exactly exactly oh hey what about these huh they're neon well yeah but this is

01:03what's hip now our rave days are over woman look all i'm saying is our daughter-in-law's

01:10made it we deserve better than steerage we'll be on the dance floor anyway with that back of

01:15yours no i don't think so it doesn't matter where you sit my dear it's that you can afford to be

01:20there i wish that were enough this is gross point oh hey what about those look

01:31tunkey has these old school yeah but i love them you should try them on

01:38maybe i will let's see if they have them in women's um uh do you

01:51stitching a quilt is like planting a garden

01:55just like you pull out dead flowers to birth new life pieces of discarded fabric come together to

02:02create something beautiful but why waste your time planting something that'll die when a quilt

02:08lasts forever lose the succulents donna no no no closer to the bar it's a fundraiser got to keep

02:20people good and drunk while they're gambling

02:28salad borgs on the outside please thank you oh what the hell is pet jet private jet for your

02:34pet silly my ex-husband donated it he's an investor um people actually use this well not

02:39as much as pet jet bet where you can medivac your pet anywhere in the world to a concierge

02:43bet oh that makes way more sense you know you should try and win that for that new puppy if

02:48you're zealous turns out our landlord isn't as dog friendly as we hoped you lost another fur baby

02:56oh you poor thing you've had way too much drama lately yeah that is why tonight is gonna be drama

03:03free that's right check your worries with your coats bitches and dance like nobody's watching

03:09dance like everybody's watching here she is oh wow cool

03:19amazing donna get the steamer

03:24so what are we looking at here doc cervix is nice and closed ah perfect for the first trimester

03:31will you get out of there it's not like i haven't seen it before eyes above the equator

03:36sir don't worry dad there'll be plenty of ways you can participate he's not the dad

03:43sorry emergency hi pam what i was wondering was if the hotel doesn't have a fitness center

03:51why am i flying out a trainer

03:57so who's gonna help you with the baby um my housekeeper well she works nights there's

04:05literally nothing she won't do for money and where were you planning on delivery

04:11well i did it in the girl's locker room first time so i'm open to any and all ideas

04:20so how did we get here birdie

04:26okay so you know when you're like rushing to lunch and you get in your car and you realize

04:33you forgot your sunglasses and then you debate do i go back inside and be late or do i just

04:39squint my way through the day and risk a few extra wrinkles uh-huh now imagine the sunglasses

04:47are my birth control pills ah

04:51that sounds real it's about as real as it gets

05:06i know this can all be overwhelming but i'm here anything you need dr evans

05:14what am i supposed to do that one i can't help you with

05:30i should have never picked so many shellfish appetizers babe it's gonna go great come on i'm

05:36great come on i'm gonna have donna pick up some epi pens

05:41oh no no no don't tell me they forgot the props for the photo booth julie has to leave by 10 okay

05:47deep breaths i'll relieve the babysitter i just i want tonight to be perfect

05:59what is it something that could make your night a little less perfect

06:06it's your friend's dog

06:11what if it's good news what if it's bad maybe the bullet doesn't match or it does

06:20what do i do that's not opening but i want to

06:29personally i'd rather gamble that the roulette wheel

06:36i gotta give it to you man really underestimated you i got fired today

06:50just bring back the axe when you're done

06:56what's up i think we probably both know what's up

07:00oh excuse me you guys still open uh sorry we're closed tonight for the garden gala

07:10i'll come back tomorrow

07:19so what do you want an apology you humiliated me in front of the entire firm you tried to

07:25send me to jail now you're taking my wife too so what you gonna kill me

07:43i'll just take your kids

07:55oh we're the black cadillac second from front have a nice evening

08:09oh something yes please thank you oh thank you howdy hi good to see you

08:16how was melanie talking at table nine our husband makes all the car mats for the big three

08:22did he use the same material to make her dress stop that's bad

08:28well here we are not so bad we're at table 13 not anymore

08:38no one puts patty in the corner

08:46well now it's gonna be a night to remember

08:53okay

09:02right oh hey i called you earlier to see what time you were gonna get here yeah yeah i've just

09:09been swamped organizing this auction stuff three sessions with a certified life coach yeah

09:16i guess it's all it takes to get your life in order huh you might need a few more

09:23you look beautiful not so bad yourself under all the dirt

09:28no still can't figure out the bowtie thing

09:37license to kill

09:43uh what's up have you been thinking what i've been thinking

09:48what it depends on what you've been thinking well what have you been thinking i think

09:53you should go first okay um mine's about a kiss

10:02it just i don't know it kind of felt like something more maybe uh

10:10maybe uh it was just nostalgia okay this is the part where you tell me that i'm crazy

10:21i can't well then put me out of my misery

10:26how just tell me how you feel

10:32hey hey bud mind if i steal my wife back yeah she's all yours let's find her table

10:40oh i can barely tell it's a rental

10:48shall we

11:04thank you

11:10why aren't you betting i don't feel very lucky i take great offense to that

11:17how is this about you find a more fabulous nanny this side of the pot

11:26this just isn't how i pictured doing it as a grown-up okay

11:29doesn't that hot cop of yours have some skill in this game

11:34i can't tell joel not very woke of you what if he doesn't want it what if he does

11:46well what if i don't then as soon as you plump up we'll send you off to the farm

11:53it's like i'm 16 all over again at least you have more money

11:56more money why does the universe keep doing this to me because it's your chance to get it right

12:04this time as long as we're bringing the universe into this stop red we do this together black farm

12:19you're insane

12:38all right that one of your wife's signature cocktails yeah the riviera

12:43barkeep set me up with the riviera

12:52it's none of my business but i saw that dude disrespecting you earlier

12:56connor yeah going from the kid's school not a fan can't help himself i guess

13:03you don't have a ticket well we have a complicated relationship seems simple to me

13:11what do you mean i should say i've dealt with a lot of threats

13:14in my line of work okay we're no different today than when we lived in caves

13:21i mean we are drinking rivieras they're growing on me

13:29i'm just saying if someone had laid hands on me like that they wouldn't find it so funny

13:34oh hey brett hey look who finally showed up welcome to club revere um have you guys seen

13:42doug he didn't come with you no she has your nose gary's eyes how's he been with everything

13:50amazing okay he does the night feeds he cleans the bottles that man owes you

13:56mm-hmm which is why he has promised to win me a quilt for our baby room well you know he's

14:04gonna have some stiff competition with who you know patty's not gonna just let that go

14:09why does she want it so bad anyway for her grandchild you mean her imaginary grandchild

14:16amanda come on she would make a horrible grandmother oh stop what no one's in here

14:24that's so mean i'm sorry but she is so judgy and like totally insecure she's always been

14:32nice to me and she's always acting like she is the queen of gross point when she's not even from here

14:40what grew up in gross eel shut up

14:45mm-hmm ew yeah

15:10so

15:20the only way you are getting that quilt is over my dead body

15:40mm-hmm donna

15:45the auction's about to start and i have dry mouth

15:49we're into cbs give me a blow pop you know the grape kind with the gum

15:54what's in your mouth

15:58nothing

16:02tell me i'm not smelling a mushroom tart right now donna

16:06it was just one well eat a prosciutto rack asparagus no one wants those

16:09um

16:31hey knock it off

16:33get off my son my son's a psycho get the hell out of here how could you

16:44who knows you better alice your husband or this joke

16:47i just hate your kids i hate neither of you

16:51now someone that laid hands on me like that they wouldn't find it so funny

16:54just tell me how you feel

17:00we spotted the ocean

17:04the head of the trail

17:08where are we going

17:12so far away

17:16somebody told me

17:20this is the place

17:22is

17:31what are you doing telling you how i feel

17:51flesh becomes

18:10i'd recognize those curls anywhere

18:17wbiv zone wow wow wow how long has it been

18:22uh forever

18:25oh my oops you have a uh what oh oh no oh gosh looks like some dill from the end

18:38boy do i miss that smile

18:43place was never the same after you left yeah well it was a fun time

18:48oh we had a lot of fun

18:52yeah well it was uh was another life did you ever think about coming back

18:58oh at my age no no no no not really built for it anymore well

19:05natasha mahal's 300 years old once you get inside her she'll take your breath away

19:09okay but i'm not exactly camera ready what does that got to do with getting coffee

19:22why would i get coffee because you were the best assistant at the station

19:28i was i was the weather girl skip you sure i was on air account okay okay okay i mean

19:35don't you remember and now back to you skip for sports right yeah that was me me of course

19:42of course yeah i remember i'm but uh why did you keep bringing me coffee

19:52because i i stupidly thought you'd appreciate it okay don't freak out i appreciated everything

20:00you had to offer

20:04i told him no vermouth but he added it anyway it's my wife brianna

20:13you haven't changed a bit

20:31oh

20:36i put dougie in an uber thank you

20:43he's going up to the lake house to cool his head it's a great idea might meet in there tomorrow

20:50is that it all right everyone it's the moment you've all been waiting for one more thing

21:05let's raise some money to make our garden really bloom this spring what do you say

21:12let's go win you that quilt

21:14here what is it medicine

21:22maryland's gonna have a stroke how many cups did we lose basically 82 through 93 i've just i have

21:30never seen either of them like this okay this isn't my most feminist moment but two guys fighting

21:38over you is kind of hot oh okay that was about way more than you also we are fully ignoring the

21:48fact that our little lady here just got herself a ticket to new york oh yeah oh my god how many

21:56magazines have rejected you over the years i've lost track alice you just got your dream job

22:05this night couldn't get any worse

22:14babe i've got it we should brand these like their real housewife okay how many of these have you

22:22had you know what the hell's going on oh you know alice's husband just went full ham yeah oh

22:31thought you weren't gonna tell him

22:35tell us what

22:38oops nothing well doesn't sound like nothing

22:47what did you not tell us not now alice

22:52uh

22:57you got the results oh no honey this this isn't what did patty do it it's too much for tonight

23:11just say it

23:12uh

23:17up next we have a lovely vacation rental in charlevoix with a ski package for four

23:23at boyne mountain plus dinner at tap 30. hey let's start the bidding at 1500.

23:29all right i really want to make this right not the best time i don't know what happened

23:35i i lost control she's good bro part of me was like defending you sit

23:42down brad three times sold

23:51and now the piece de resistance do i hear 2500 keep in mind this isn't any old blanket folks

24:00each of these squares depicts a little piece of gross point history

24:06ah 2500 for amanda mills thank you amanda mills do i hear 3000

24:183000 okay we are just getting started here folks um who wants to take it up a notch

24:24hank hank i'm looking at you your wife's face is telling me that you do

24:28there you go 3000 do i hear 3500 okay put a little sizzle on that steak which was donated

24:37tonight by village market thank you village 4000 oh okay there you go hot hot hot do i hear 4500

24:45you know what's next

25:16um

25:41that bitch killed my dog

25:45Sorry, Amanda, that's not your car.

25:50Well, what are you taking so long?

25:53We're really backed up.

25:59What the hell are you doing?

26:00We gotta talk, lady.

26:02No, I need to get home.

26:04The horse is coming.

26:06Well, tell them to hurry up.

26:08It's an emergency.

26:10What are you doing?

26:17Going for a ride.

26:22Will you please chill?

26:24Oh, because you're with child now.

26:28Let me out.

26:29What happened to women lifting up other women?

26:32That's just something women like to say to other women.

26:35Jesus!

26:38Okay, okay, you're totally right.

26:40I don't deserve two and I don't deserve four.

26:42And take, and take, and take.

26:45And I don't deserve another kid, okay?

26:58So what are you gonna do?

27:02Not try to be a mom again.

27:09Get out.

27:23Thank God.

27:25Sorry, ma'am, this isn't your car.

27:38Did you enjoy yourself tonight?

27:40It's cool we won those tickets to the Starlight Express revival.

27:43I meant, did you enjoy making a jackass out of me?

27:51It was just a dance, Connor.

27:53You didn't dance with me.

27:59Am I not supposed to have a relationship with my ex-husband?

28:02You're not supposed to kiss him.

28:07Don't know what you're talking about.

28:10Come on, Mel.

28:11Why would I?

28:12I saw you.

28:18How?

28:20Put a P.I. on him.

28:21For what?

28:23For custody.

28:25For us.

28:26God.

28:29Brett was right all along.

28:32I did what I had to do.

28:33Yeah, for you.

28:37What do you want from me, Melissa?

28:39For you to decide what's more important.

28:42Your family or winning some pissing contest with my ex-husband.

28:49I'm going to a hotel.

28:55For how long?

28:57Until you decide who you want to dance with.

29:07She's a total monster.

29:10She didn't just shoot her.

29:12She dragged her to a park and left her there.

29:17She's a psycho, I get, but this is next level.

29:20She can't get away with this.

29:21She already did.

29:22What can we do to her?

29:23Something awful.

29:27Let's egg her house.

29:31I'm not sure that has the same emotional punch.

29:34Takes the paint right off.

29:36Someone should sleep with her husband.

29:39Winky.

29:40We film it, make it go viral.

29:42She can never show her face in Gross Point ever again.

29:46I mean, this town loves a scandal.

29:48It's worth a try.

29:50It's not enough.

29:51She took away the thing I love most in the world.

30:05We're going to do the same to her.

30:16Ow.

30:20What are you doing?

30:22Making a quesadilla.

30:24At this hour?

30:25I'm starving.

30:27Dr. Rubenstein said the late night eating is doing a number on your cholesterol.

30:32Hey, get off my cheese, woman.

30:36How about a nightcap?

30:39What's that going to do to my cholesterol?

30:41I meant make me one.

30:52It was a crazy night.

30:56I'm just glad you finally got to see what she's been doing to our son.

30:59No wonder Dougie's been so moody.

31:00Yeah, I barely recognize him.

31:03Broken heart can change a man.

31:07You know, she's affecting all of us.

31:10Definitely struts we don't need.

31:12And I just, I don't like the person I've become.

31:18Is that why you were flirting with Skip Harding tonight?

31:30I'm the gala chair.

31:31No one can know I had anything to do with this.

31:34Ooh, we should rip out all the stitches.

31:40Okay.

31:42Guys, I'm endorsing destroying an auction item, but what if we fold it up and cut it into a pattern?

31:50Like paper dolls.

31:52Oh, Eddie loves those.

31:54Guys, we're trying to prank a bitch, not do crafts.

31:57Yeah, why do you guys think it's so small, huh?

32:08Expand your horizons.

32:10Is that what I think it is?

32:11Whatever it is, I already like it.

32:14Yeah, 15 horses of gas-powered destruction.

32:18Ooh, let's trip this quilt like an elm, baby.

32:23Not that I have anything to do with this.

32:29Wait, hold up, hold up.

32:30Don't start it yet.

32:31What's the point if she's not even here to see it happen?

32:37Quilt in the woods.

32:38Why don't you just text her?

32:39Oh, lord.

32:40Ooh, I like that idea.

32:41Come on, what do you say?

32:43Text her.

32:44Text her, text her, text her.

32:47I should go home.

32:48Text her, text her, text her.

32:51Tucker's gonna wonder where I am.

32:53Text her, text her.

32:57Yeah.

33:02It's on all of us now.

33:04Yeah!

33:09Gotta admit, it still looks good.

33:13I wasn't worrying.

33:15Very glossy.

33:18That kind of gloss takes a village of surgeons.

33:25Do you ever think about him?

33:27Yeah, yeah, I think he needs to leave his face alone now.

33:32You know what I mean, Patty?

33:34He already can't blink his eyes all the way shut.

33:40Do you regret choosing me?

33:46How can you ask me that after all we've been through?

33:50It's just...

33:55Sometimes I think about the life he could have had without me.

33:59Oh, honey, you've had too much to drink.

34:04That's not an answer, Patty.

34:19Do you know why I love sitting at that table tonight?

34:23All of gross point could see you win that quilt.

34:28Because I was sitting next to you.

34:39That's my favorite place to be.

34:49Thanks for letting me spend so much money on my quilt.

34:53Well, after everything that's happened,

34:57I'm not sure if it's going to end up in the nursery.

35:01And I had a feeling it wasn't.

35:04Then why'd you work on it so hard if it wasn't for a grandchild?

35:19Well, that love had to go somewhere.

35:33You know what?

35:35When I get back from the cabin with Dougie,

35:39let's go away somewhere.

35:42Remember the Alaska cruise?

35:48Oh, what I would give to be smoking a joint on a glacier with you right now.

35:56Where will we go? I'm not a flying coach.

36:01I know, my dear.

36:16It might work better if we cut this thing into strips.

36:18We won't have to do anything if she doesn't text you back.

36:20This fabric could jam it up.

36:22Why isn't she responding?

36:24Because it's late and we should all go home.

36:29Okay, okay.

36:31Let's take the wood chipper to her house,

36:34and then we fire it up,

36:36and we wake up the whole goddamn neighborhood

36:39and shoot the quilt all over her face.

36:42Guys, come on, let's get a grip here.

36:44I mean, it does attach to the truck.

36:46Yay, I'm game.

36:47Ah!

36:48laughs

36:50Okay, all right.

36:52Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

36:55laughs

36:56music plays

37:11Alice, stop!

37:13Keith?

37:14Oh, my God.

37:18What the hell are you doing?

37:36Why are you here?

37:38Oh, believe me, I wish I was back in my kitchen

37:40housing a quesadilla.

37:42Keith, this isn't your problem.

37:44And when you rage text my wife in the middle of the night,

37:46I'm gonna get active.

37:47Just go home.

37:51Fine, give me the quilt.

37:53No.

37:54It's Patty's.

37:57She can't have it.

37:59They did technically Venmo payment already.

38:02Why?

38:04Karma.

38:05What is wrong with you?

38:08Your wife.

38:09Tell him, Alice.

38:11She's gone way above and beyond to make you a part of our family.

38:14Alice, tell him.

38:16She's been kind and welcoming and supportive.

38:18She murdered Molly.

38:20What?

38:26You've all lost your goddamn minds.

38:28Just get out of here, mister.

38:30Give it to me.

38:31No.

38:32No, you don't want to do that, buddy.

38:33Oh, perfect.

38:35Boy, Patty had one thing right.

38:37My son can do way better than you.

38:39Me?

38:40Me.

38:41You go out of your way to embarrass yourself.

38:45Doug can do way better than you guys.

38:47You don't belong in our family.

38:49And believe me when I tell him what she did to a beautiful, sweet, defenseless animal.

38:54You don't even belong in gross point.

39:04You're right.

39:10No, don't you dare.

39:11Watch me.

39:12Stop it, Alice.

39:13Look, this train has left the station already, okay?

39:15Let it happen, dude.

39:16It's gonna happen.

39:17No.

39:18Hey!

39:19Get out of my way!

39:20No!

39:21Move!

39:25Keith, let go!

39:27Dude, don't be stupid!

39:28Stop it!

39:29Oh, my God, Keith!

39:30Keith, you're gonna lose an arm!

39:32What are you doing?

39:34Stop!

39:37Oh.

39:42Let go!

39:44Let go!

39:46Oh.

39:50Oh.

39:53What?

40:02Every garden begins with a single seed, just like every quilt begins with a single square.

40:19Every flower has its own occasion, and each square has its own story to tell.

40:29At first, you can't see how one goes with the other, but when the last flower blooms

40:41and the last square is sown, the big picture finally becomes clear.

41:06I am coming to Paris to kill you.

41:13I am coming to kill you.

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