Grosse Pointe Garden Society Season 1 Episode 5

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00:00Happen, right, right

00:03Wanna buy me a cup of coffee. Why is she still here? You guys are friends now could get messy. Yeah

00:09I didn't say messy can't be fun

00:11Is it over? Yes, of course. I forgive you. How can you do that? Cuz you're my ride-or-die

00:17It's scary here. God. No, it's over. I ended

00:23I'm worried something bad happened

00:26Is

00:28Gary here. I haven't heard from him in days. I'm worried something bad happened

00:34Remember that family in Willow?

00:37Went to bed on Christmas and didn't wake up

00:40Mm-hmm. Well wouldn't have happened if Santa had brought them one of these

00:44Mm-hmm

00:46You okay?

00:48Yeah

00:52Still up for it

00:55Yes

01:03Sorry whitening strip

01:12Oh wait, um

01:17Too much red onion in the salad

01:25Oh

01:32Gary might be dead boner killer. His wife hasn't heard from him in days. The guy's probably just laying low

01:45What if he hurt himself more like he bought a first-class ticket to an island and he's laying on the beach pounding Mai Tais

01:55I

01:57Just feel like this is all my fault, you know, the more you talk about this the hotter it gets

02:04Look I want to make this work, but we got to get this guy out of our bed

02:09So

02:23Apparently, I can't just give Ford a bunch of money it has to go through this whole endowment thing that my ex-husband set up

02:31Who knew you needed a college degree to understand a college scholarship

02:34Scholarship

02:35Don't look at me. Hey, I just played football at Kalamazoo

02:39How'd you go from that to cop? Well, I blew out my shoulder and tried to get into the FBI

02:46But I I lied on my holograph. Oh

02:51About what?

02:53Yeah, no, we are not good enough friends yet. Come on. Who'd you kill? No arson. It's in your eyes

03:00You like to burn things

03:05Only

03:06If you tell me about your ex

03:08Fine, which one? Well, how many are there? See first?

03:13There was Eddie in aerospace. He liked to drive fast and fly high

03:19We had a pretty good time until his heart gave out

03:22too much excitement and

03:24Cocaine. Hmm. Yeah. Well, who's up next?

03:28Hmm Marcel was a real bon vivant

03:32He owned a bunch of vineyards outside Calais. Everybody loved him except the people he conned into buying hotels that he didn't own

03:41Yeah, all these guys they sound really stable maybe I'm meant to be alone

03:51Yeah, the thing is, you know, even when you're with somebody you can still be alone

03:59I think I'm probably just a lot to come home to

04:05You know, you just haven't found the guy that can handle it

04:10We couldn't have friends to tell me about that polygraph yet getting closer

04:28Pollination is an essential element of any healthy garden

04:33Bumblebees return to the same flower again and again

04:45While butterflies are easily distracted by bright puddles and long stems

04:52Watch something else

04:55It's so hot you'll see

05:04What you said what you said, okay, can I open them now?

05:20The bus does their science for free

05:24I

05:43Know you're not ready, but

05:45When you are but in the end, it really doesn't matter who's pollinating who?

05:52the secret to a great garden

05:54It's great sex

05:57lower higher

06:00Lower

06:01Why are we putting in bird traps anyway?

06:04The feeders judges give extra points for a variety of wildlife. So this is perfect for Orioles and finches. Oh

06:12That makes way more sense. Also coyotes. Ah, unless you want them to eat the birds

06:19Plus your phone does work. Oh, I know I got your text. I forgot

06:23I was just wondering if we're gonna watch the Tigers game tomorrow

06:27These apps are making me insane. Yeah, someone should really invent a better way to have anonymous sex. Yeah. Why are you even on them?

06:35What do you mean? I just mean you never really put yourself out there

06:40Contrary to what you all may think I'm still a dude. Yeah, you are. Oh, man. I just meant since your divorce

06:47Yeah, I'm overdue. I love it. Release the Kraken

06:51I'll take anyone who's semi-normal who can semi appreciate me. Oh that app definitely does not exist

06:57So are we watching the game or what?

07:01Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool Oh Sullivan's is playing it in their beer garden, yeah, I'll talk to you

07:10So what height don't we want to feed the coyotes up

07:22Kind of just want to talk about the whole college thing. So have you looked at any schools yet?

07:29Not really, did you talk to that guidance counselor lady? Nope

07:35So, what are you thinking I'm thinking I might not go

07:41You don't get the money if you don't go can't you just give it to someone else I'd rather give it to you. Yeah

07:48It's just a lot for my family to process right now

07:51What are you talking about? I don't know

07:55Things are weird at home. Okay, okay

07:58They just don't need the stress of all the applications in the campus tours. Maybe I can make it easier on your parents

08:06You've done enough

08:16If you change your mind just leave me alone

08:21Oh

08:36Gary Gary what happened to you? Oh

08:45My god, it looks worse than it is. Are you missing a tooth?

08:52Just stay away from me. Okay, wait and don't tell your husband about this

09:08Guys I know this is awful and no amount of therapy is ever gonna make us normal again

09:13But right now we got to get this out of here

09:17We done that is not a useful question. You give her a break

09:21Okay

09:23Question is how do we get the body to the garden? What about your truck? I

09:29Can't move this much. I'll do it. You want me to touch a dead person? Okay, just pull around to the loading dock

09:34No, we can't use the truck

09:36Backs all open

09:38Perfect. So if anyone looks they'll be like hey murderers this your corpse back here, then we'll use their car

09:44Who's gonna drive a dead person's car with the dead person in it? I

09:48Will no, no, no, no hell no

09:51It should be me. What why you why not her? I'm still drunk. Yeah, and she's on probation for drunk driving guys, right?

09:58She knows how I can drive the body

10:04All of this is my fault

10:09You can't go alone she won't be

10:14Why me if we get pulled over you're the drunk friend who needs a ride home

10:21Oh

10:49Why do you keep doing that

10:52Fully spell out stop and it's a complete stop good tip. That's a practice

10:59No, no, what is that? I don't know. I don't know. What is that? I'm telling you. I don't know

11:14Or out of gas

11:16Like out of gas out of gas or like there's still a few days left out of gas

11:21It's below empty who tries on empty someone who doesn't think they're gonna end up in their own trunk. Oh my god. Oh

11:29my god, okay, we just

11:31We gotta get gas

11:33Person in the trunk. Would you rather be stranded on the side of the road with a dead person in the trunk?

11:37I'd rather go home and take a shower

11:40She's gotta find a gas station

11:42And act like a couple of prom queens who just had the time of their lives

11:47Hey

11:49You can

11:52Come

11:56I've learned people are capable of way more than you think

11:58Oh

12:10Hold still daddy. You're gonna smudge it. Oh

12:14That's nice the pinkies are the hardest part. Oh

12:19Okay, both of you go upstairs and brush your teeth, please

12:22So I'm not done with daddy's manicure, but I'm gonna look so pretty for my 10 o'clock with sales

12:28Alright off you go

12:30Yeah, you go. Oh

12:35By the way poker night tonight, I'm gonna miss dinner. Oh

12:43You'll also miss our appointment

12:51You missed last night too the therapist says we've got to stick to the intimacy schedule, sorry, babe. I'm just been slammed at work

12:59I'm sure you're not avoiding me

13:04Come on

13:08Ran into Gary at the mall

13:12How was his vacation not great. Oh, he didn't get a tan he

13:18He got his ass kicked. Well, did he say who did it? Oh clearly someone who thought he deserved it

13:25Yeah, well

13:26But there's a lot of husbands who want to knock out that guy's teeth

13:31All right, kiddos daddy's train is about to leave the station let's go say bye to mommy

13:37Have a great day. All right, let's boogie. Hey

13:44How did you know he had a tooth missing

13:48You said he'd been worked over right probably had a broken nose, too

13:57I

14:11Slept over I can't you do it what I gotta go

14:18Last night was uh, it was really fun. Got a little crazy. Mm-hmm. Good kind the best

14:27Oh, it's cool if you have to go or I don't want to oh, let's say I can't

14:36Am I making it weird, uh

14:40I kind of lied on my profile

14:44Yeah

14:45There's someone else. Oh, no, I mean that there is someone else but it's just it's not that kind of someone else

14:51Oh like a an open relationship. I have a kid. Oh

14:56Well, why'd you lie about that I mean what guy wants to hear about the strippers kid, wait, wait, wait your stripper

15:02No, I just mean like single moms aren't exactly killing it on the app

15:11Sorry, do you have anything for a second graders lunch my ex forgot to pack one for her field trip

15:16You've come to the right kitchen my friend

15:19Oh

15:20Hello, I was just hoping for popcorn and Gatorade Oh

15:24Lunchables uncross the bowls fake cheese yogurt tubes

15:29My knight in shining armor. Oh, that's my profile

15:34Okay, so I'm just going to hijack the rest of your coffee and

15:39I'll get myself out of here or you could come back later and take it breakfast. I

15:45Like that Brian

15:47Brett

15:48Are you sure?

15:53Stealing your shirt

16:00Okay, so we have

16:02Potato skins shaped like meds chicken nuggets shaped like little home plates and taquitos shaped like penises

16:09Those are baseball bats. You didn't have to go to all this trouble. Oh, don't be silly

16:14I do this every game. You always make penis taquitos

16:19We felt bad for you, okay

16:22Yeah, you know just with Brett blowing you off. Oh, he didn't blow me off. He just sent me the shrugging cat emoji

16:30What does that even mean?

16:32That he got a better offer

16:33Yeah, okay, that would drive me crazy. Well, he's allowed to have fun

16:37Let's hope the fun he ends up with is down with him having a girl bestie. Why wouldn't they be I'm married

16:44You're also super bomb. So they might have a slight problem. Oh

16:50I'm not worried

16:52Okay, great. Well, then how do you and Brett normally do all this?

16:56Oh, we usually do a shot every time someone gets a double or more. I can't do shots

17:01I have to take the kids to school in the morning

17:03I'll just do a shot every time they pat each other's butts. Oh, you're gonna be wasted. Well, then I think I found my sport

17:15You

17:19Could send a divorce mail, but then he'll know that I saw he called

17:25Who's hot cop something I'm trying to quit

17:30No one patted a butt

17:32They will hey guys

17:34Can we please just watch the game?

17:37Yeah

17:45Oh my bacon-wrapped dates, oh no, no, no, no, it's for the best

17:56Yeah, where is it

17:58Oh

18:12Tucker just installed these he's gonna kill me

18:28Is that a camera you might want to rethink doing that shot

18:44How was poker night, oh great one big enough to replace the smoke detector I broke

18:51What happened burn some appetizers, but you probably already knew that

19:08I don't want to be spied on

19:14Well, I

19:17Didn't want you to bang Gary in our bed

19:21Here we are. You said you forgave me. You fell in love with him. So you pulverize his face

19:27You know, it was my guys. Actually, you're guys you put an office alarm systems. We also do respond security Wow

19:34They responded

19:36Look, I'm just trying to protect my family

19:42You don't have to do all this neither did you you have me now do I

19:48I've only ended it because you got played

19:52I'm yours

19:56How am I supposed to ever believe that

20:08I mean

20:10How many times can you talk in central pay without feeling like it's grand?

20:14Yachts can't live with them can't torch them for the insurance payout

20:22God I miss you sometimes. Oh, you shouldn't have divorced me. You were sending me to an early grave

20:30That was the plan

20:37How are you kids Monica's enjoying a brief stint back in her artist colony

20:42Do you mean rehab the therapeutic arts program is exceptional

20:48More importantly, how's your kid?

20:55He wants nothing to do with me

20:57Neither do mine. At least they want your money. So write him a check. I tried write a bigger one

21:07Maybe I'm not cut out for you know, motherhood

21:11Liam would disagree

21:13Liam is 10 years older than me. He still calls you mom. He only started that when I wouldn't have sex with him

21:21Really Christmas trip Aspen

21:27My boys always had good taste

21:33Well, I think my boy might be better off without me

21:38It's not that easy it was for the first 16 years of his life why not now

21:44Cuz if you really want to be his mom

21:48It's not a choice

21:54Why didn't we work out let me know Paul I could use some more boring in my life

22:08You

22:13Fell in love with him. I'm yours

22:37Oh

22:39Oh

23:06Okay

23:09This is a guy in finance, hmm, but his real passion is doing dance tick-tock

23:15And he prefers baths over showers, and he loves using the word Riz. Oh

23:24You only get one guess

23:28And but he's more yellow than wrist, okay, yes, okay. Okay. Okay my turn. Okay

23:39She's a little kooky

23:43Okay, there's a lot of great green here tonight, it's a good time like

23:47like somebody who wants to ride the biggest rollercoaster or

23:52Street good Denny's or crash somebody's bat mitzvah

23:57Give me more. Okay

23:59She smells good like

24:02vacation. Oh, I like that and

24:06She's the kind of person who's just

24:08really easy to be with

24:12Especially for a guy who hasn't been on an actual date in a very long time

24:20Is it her

24:27Okay, okay my turn Alice Alice

24:33Hey, hey, hey, this is this is cricket Oh

24:38Cricket, this is uh, this is my um

24:41Garden, buddy. Yeah. Well, nice to meet you. Hi Doug. Not a gardener

24:50Did you see the Tigers one, oh, yeah that bottom of the seventh home run was unreal

24:55You watched it. I mean he almost got it. Yeah, this kid in front of us didn't bring a stupid mitt

25:01Wait, you were there

25:03Yeah, well someone in crickets class gave her these insane tickets

25:09Is just one of the many amazing perks of being a teacher, huh?

25:14Way Alice used to teach. Oh

25:17Why'd you stop?

25:20Oh my I can see you when you're ready. Yeah. Yeah, we're ready. Enjoy. Bye. Nice to meet you. Have a good night. Oh

25:30Can I get you anything to drink absolutely

25:38I

25:45Was your day an eventful we come fix Stacy. Mm-hmm

25:53So we need a new compressor

25:56If you've an estimate over there

26:08Hmm was it the supervisor or the short guy they always sent

26:16Aren't you watching

26:23What it upset you if I was

26:28Now

26:32Still have on those green undies

26:38I

27:09Oh

27:14Hi there, how you holding up better, okay, good, um

27:23I'm gonna ask you something and I need you to stay calm

27:28Okay, do you have any cash on you

27:32What made us leave all our phones and purses at the garden center? So they couldn't track us. I just uh, I meant like

27:38Tucked away in your bra or something what like someone gave me a tip

27:44Okay, check the glove compartment

27:55What about under the seat

28:03Okay, what do we do

28:07Nothing you're gonna like

28:18You take left pocket I'll take right

28:33It's used

28:38Oh

28:44That's at least I have to take a gas great drug dealers, too

28:55Wait the names on the bottle

29:07I

29:16Gotta like her. What do you like about her? I

29:19Mean what's not that like?

29:21She's hot funny down-to-earth

29:25Yeah, I guess

29:27Mmm, she's even a teacher

29:29yoga teacher

29:31Whatever, but it's definitely getting pregnant tonight

29:37So what exactly is a garden buddy

29:40Are you weirded out that my best friend is a girl? Oh

29:45I'm sorry. I I thought she was just your garden buddy

29:51Why can't you just be happy for the guy? I just feel like my friend could do better

29:57Really

29:59Feels like you're a little jealous

30:03Seriously, you spent enough time talking about it

30:07Oh

30:16You spend a lot of time with someone obviously it crosses your mind

30:21Saying you're into her. Well good cuz I'm not I'm saying she wants you to be what do you mean? I

30:29Don't know. I just get the vibe that she's one of those girls, you know

30:32Alice is married

30:34So so she's gonna be with me

30:37Maybe not but she definitely doesn't want you to be with anyone else either

31:08Oh

31:10License please. Are you kidding me? You're all through the stop sign

31:16No, I didn't because now I do this new trick

31:21St. Oh, yeah anything to drink

31:24It's like noon

31:27Please step out of the car

31:38What you have me walk the line touch my nose do the chicken dance I want to know what you told my son

31:43Excuse me. Well, he's not going to college now because of you

31:48That's what he said, hmm

31:51Well, he told me it was because your marriage is a dumpster fire. What's that got to do with you?

31:58Let's be honest

32:00I'm not helping your situation

32:03Nothing's happened. Not yet. We're just friends Joel. That's the deal. Yeah, it's also called an excuse

32:09Okay, speak for yourself. Oh

32:12So I'm the lunatic who's just imagine we've been dying to get into each other's pants

32:17Hey, I'm sorry if I've given you the wrong idea. No wonder you failed that polygraph. You're a terrible liar

32:23Yeah, well, I guess you never know

32:28Unless there's a better test

32:32Oh

33:02Tragedy and all this I can't it's murder than both of us

33:13No nice day

33:23What show me what you work with

33:27Show me now, baby. You were chosen now

33:29Might put a hold of ground cuz I could see you hold it down

33:59I

34:21Was just getting a jump on the dishes for you. Thank you. Show me what you work with

34:30Mm-hmm 20 on pump three, okay

34:4220 bucks

34:45Have you

34:47you ever have that kind of night where one bad decision just

34:52leads to another

34:55And another and another nobody chooses to work here

34:59Then you get it

35:01You don't have any cash do you?

35:05Or card or a phone

35:09Can use mine, hmm

35:13The people I would call don't have their phones either

35:16Okay, it's just you and me DJ

35:24You're all I got

35:29I

35:42Clean your windshield for ten bucks. I'll clean your windshield for five. I don't have a car. Oh

35:49Come on

35:51That's rude

35:59Two bucks a piece you won't find a deal like that on the street my friend

36:11All right

36:13Thank you so much, but I'm also gonna need that bracelet

36:18For 20 bucks of gas, how bad do you need it?

36:22What about my earrings and what about them they're worth more. Mm-hmm. My mom doesn't have pierced ears

36:30Oh

36:40It's not funny how much did they see like half my vagina?

36:50Well better them than another man, I'm sorry

36:59We have to get past what I did I know this isn't who we are no, you're not a mob boss and I'm not a French maid

37:15Well, where do we start

37:30Oh

37:50Hey, what's up, we need to talk Alice I'm working

38:00Now I'm a customer

38:06I'm gonna help you ma'am. Um, I was just wondering why you're being such a dick

38:14For real, yeah

38:17Yeah, it's like my best friends trying to dump me. Well, uh

38:20If this person really is your best friend, maybe you should realize he has his own life and I can't always revolve around yours

38:27It doesn't

38:30Who you expect to just drop everything when you have a bad day

38:33That's how you see it when you have an argument with your husband or your in-laws are all up in your business

38:37Well, you give good advice you treat me like an emotional support animal. Are you kidding me?

38:44Who was there for you when your wife walked out six years ago?

38:48This is so unfair and you know it well, then maybe I'm I'm just tired of being your shoulder to cry on

38:55It's called friendship, but what do I get out of it?

39:04What are you saying I think

39:11This just isn't working right now

39:15What

39:21You have no idea what you're doing to me, well, maybe you should talk to your husband about it

39:39When pollination fails it can be devastating for a garden

39:43Two flowers competing for the same ladybug means one will die. I know you don't like me very much

39:51Why does that matter? Because your son is about to throw his life away

39:57And we're gonna have to do something about it

40:12a

40:23Pesticide meant to protect a bloom does the opposite when it poisons the milk beetle

40:43Oh

40:48What happened to you guys

40:50We took a detour

40:52Are you guys? Okay, I?

40:54Have to do something that might not be good for us

40:59Like everything in nature the balance of pollination is delicate

41:13You

41:18And you never know which way it's gonna go till it's too late

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