Grosse Pointe Garden Society Season 1 Episode 11

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00:00right now when patty was a weather girl she worked with skip harvey was he the one who

00:05sexually harassed her more mutual as long as you have a dog i'll never have a grandchild

00:10she got rid of gail maybe she also got rid of molly you still have the gun right then

00:14all we need is tucker to call his old fbi buddies and they'll run tests

00:18oh my god knock it off he's in love with my wife dad

00:39marylin has got a lot of nerve it's not that bad

00:44table 13 you don't know where that is look this isn't the first time she's pulled a stunt like

00:49this remember our table at smiles for miles they had to send a search party to refill our

00:54great basket exactly exactly oh hey what about these huh they're neon well yeah but this is

01:03what's hip now our rave days are over woman look all i'm saying is our daughter-in-law's

01:10made it we deserve better than steerage we'll be on the dance floor anyway with that back of

01:15yours no i don't think so it doesn't matter where you sit my dear it's that you can afford to be

01:20there i wish that were enough this is gross point oh hey what about those look

01:31dougie has these old school yeah but i love them you should try them on

01:38maybe i will let's see if they have them in women's um uh do you

01:51stitching a quilt is like planting a garden

01:55just like you pull out dead flowers to birth new life pieces of discarded fabric come together to

02:02create something beautiful but why waste your time planting something that'll die when a quilt

02:08lasts forever

02:14lose the succulents donna no no no closer to the bar it's a fundraiser gotta keep people good and

02:19salad borgs on the outside please thank you oh what the hell is pet jet private jet for your pet

02:25silly my ex-husband donated it he's an investor um people actually use this well not as much as

02:31pet jet bet where you can medivac your pet anywhere in the world to a concierge pet oh

02:35that makes way more sense you know you should try and win that for that new puppy if you're

02:40a zealous you know you should try and win that for that new puppy if you're a zealous

02:44oh that makes way more sense you know you should try and win that for that new puppy

02:48if you're a zealous turns out our landlord isn't as dog friendly as we hoped you lost another fur

02:54baby oh you poor thing you've had way too much drama lately yeah that is why tonight is gonna

03:02be drama free that's right check your worries with your coats bitches and dance like nobody's

03:08watching uh dance like everybody's watching here she is oh wow cool

03:19amazing donna get the steamer

03:24so what are we looking at here doc cervix is nice and closed ah perfect for the first

03:30trimester will you get out of there it's not like i haven't seen it before eyes above the

03:35equator sir don't worry dad there'll be plenty of ways you can participate he's not the dad

03:43sorry emergency hi pam what i was wondering was if the hotel doesn't have a fitness center

03:51why am i flying out a trainer so who's gonna help you with the baby um my housekeeper

04:03well she works nights there's literally nothing she won't do for money

04:08and where were you planning on delivery well i did it in the girl's locker room first time so

04:16i'm open to any and all ideas

04:20so how did we get here birdie

04:22okay so you know when you're like rushing to lunch and you get in your car and you realize

04:33you forgot your sunglasses and then you debate do i go back inside and be late or do i just

04:39squint my way through the day and risk a few extra wrinkles uh-huh now imagine the sunglasses

04:47are my birth control pills

04:51ah that sounds real it's about as real as it gets

05:06i know this can all be overwhelming but i'm here anything you need dr evans

05:17what am i supposed to do that one i can't help you with

05:32i should have never picked so many shellfish appetizers babe it's gonna go great

05:37come on i'm gonna have donna pick up some epi pens

05:41oh no no no don't tell me they forgot the props for the photo booth

05:45julie has to leave by 10. okay deep breaths i'll relieve the babysitter i just i want tonight to

05:54be perfect what is it something that could make your night a little less perfect

06:06it's your friend's dog

06:11what if it's good news what if it's bad maybe the bullet doesn't match

06:15or it does

06:20what do i do let's not open it but i want to

06:29personally i'd rather gamble that the roulette wheel

06:40i gotta give it to you man really underestimated you i got fired today just bring back the axe

06:51when you're done what's up i think we probably both know what's up oh excuse me you guys still

07:04open uh sorry we're closed tonight for the garden gala i'll come back tomorrow

07:19so what do you want an apology you humiliated me in front of the entire firm you tried to

07:25send me to jail now you're taking my wife too so what you gonna kill me

07:34i'll just take your kids

07:44oh we're the black cadillac second from front have a nice evening

08:06oh something yes please thank you oh thank you hi good to see you

08:13hi good to see you uh how was Melanie Dalton at table nine our husband makes all the car

08:21mats for the big three did he use the same material to make her dress oh stop that's bad

08:28well here we are not so bad we're at table 13 not anymore

08:38no one puts patty in the corner

08:42so now it's gonna be a night to remember

09:02fred oh hey i called you earlier to see what time you were gonna get here yeah yeah i've

09:09been swamped organizing this auction stuff three sessions with a certified life coach

09:15yeah i guess it's all it takes to get your life in order huh we might need a few more

09:24you look beautiful not so bad yourself under all the dirt

09:29no still can't figure out the bow tie thing

09:32oh

09:37license to kill

09:43uh what's up have you been thinking what i've been thinking

09:48well it depends on what you've been thinking well what have you been thinking i think

09:54you should go first okay um mine's about a kiss

10:03it just i don't know it kind of felt like something more maybe uh

10:13it was just nostalgia okay this is the part where you tell me that i'm crazy

10:19i can't well then put me out of my misery how just tell me how you feel

10:31hey hey bud mind if i steal my wife back yeah she's all yours let's find her table

10:42i can barely tell it's a rental

10:44barely tell it's a rental

10:48shall we

10:50so

11:10why aren't you betting i don't feel very lucky i take great offense to that how is this about you

11:19find a more fabulous nanny this side of the pot

11:26this just isn't how i pictured doing it as a grown-up okay

11:29doesn't that hot cop of yours have some skill in this game

11:36i can't tell joel not very woke of you what if he doesn't want it what if he does

11:43wow

11:46well what if i don't then as soon as you plump up we'll send you off to the farm

11:53it's like i'm 16 all over again at least you have more money

11:58why does the universe keep doing this to me because it's your chance to get it right this time

12:05as long as we're bringing the universe into this

12:14stop red we do this together black farm you're insane

12:36uh that one of your wife's signature cocktails yeah the riviera uh barkeep set me up with the

12:44riviera it's none of my business but i saw that dude disrespecting you earlier connor

12:57yeah no one from the kids school not a fan can't help himself i guess you don't have a ticket

13:05well we have a complicated relationship seems simple to me what do you mean

13:13i should say i've dealt with a lot of threats in my line of work okay

13:16we're no different today than when we lived in caves

13:21i mean we are drinking rivieras they're growing on me

13:25i'm just saying if someone had laid hands on me like that they wouldn't find it so funny

13:35hey brett hey look who finally showed up welcome to club revere have you guys seen doug

13:43he didn't come with you no she has your nose gary's eyes how's he been with everything

13:50amazing okay he does the night feeds he cleans the bottles well that man owes you

13:57which is why he has promised to win me a quilt for our baby room well you know he's gonna have

14:04some stiff competition with who you know patty's not gonna just let that go why does she want it

14:10so bad anyway for her grandchild you mean her imaginary grandchild amanda come on

14:19she would make a horrible grandmother oh stop what no one's in here that's so mean

14:26i'm sorry but she is so judgy and like totally insecure she's always been nice to me and she's

14:33always acting like she is the queen of gross point when she's not even from here what grew up in

14:42gross eel shut up mm-hmm ew yeah

15:13so

15:20the only way you are getting that quilt is over my dead body

15:34my god

15:42donna

15:45the auction's about to start and i have dry mouth

15:49we're into cbs give me a blow pop you know the grape kind with the gum what's in your mouth

15:58nothing

15:59tell me i'm not smelling a mushroom tart right now donna

16:06it was just one well eat a prosciutto rack asparagus no one wants those

16:19that's enough

16:30get the hell out of here how could you

16:44who knows you better alice your husband or this joke i'll just take your kids

16:49i picked neither of you now someone that laid hands on me like that

16:53they wouldn't find it so funny

17:00i spotted the ocean

17:16somebody told me

17:20this is the place

17:24where everything's better

17:26is

17:31what are you doing telling you how i feel

17:56oh

18:10i'd recognize those curls anywhere

18:17wbiv zone wow wow wow how long has it been gosh uh uh forever

18:24oh my oops you you have a uh what oh oh no oh gosh looks like some dill from the end

18:35i'm trying to get it

18:38where do i miss that smile

18:43the place was never the same after you left yeah well it was a fun time

18:48oh we had a lot of fun

18:53that was uh was another life did you ever think about coming back

18:58oh at my age why not no no no no i'm not really built for it anymore well

19:05natasha mahal's 300 years old once you get inside her she'll take your breath away

19:09okay but i'm not exactly camera ready what does that got to do with getting coffee

19:22why would i get coffee because you were the best assistant at the station

19:28i was i was the weather girl skip you sure i was on air count okay okay okay i mean don't

19:35you remember and now back to you skip for sports right yeah that was me me of course

19:42of course yeah i remember i remember but uh why did you keep bringing me coffee

19:52because i i stupidly thought you'd appreciate it okay don't freak out

19:58i appreciated everything you had to offer

20:02i told him no vermouth but he added it anyway it's my wife brianna

20:13you haven't changed a bit

20:31i put dougie in a uber thank you

20:43he's going up to the lake house to cool his head it's a great idea might meet in there tomorrow

20:50is that it all right everyone it's the moment you've all been waiting for one more thing

21:05let's raise some money to make our garden really bloom this spring what do you say

21:12let's go win you that quilt

21:14here what is it medicine

21:22maryland's gonna have a stroke how many cups did we lose basically 82 through 93 i've just i have

21:30never seen either of them like this okay this isn't my most feminist moment but two guys fighting

21:38over you is kind of hot oh okay that was about way more than you also we are fully ignoring the

21:48fact that our little lady here just got herself a ticket to new york oh yeah oh my god how many

21:56magazines have rejected you over the years i've lost track alice you just got your dream job

22:05this night couldn't get any worse

22:12babe i've got it we should brand these like their real housewife

22:18okay how many of these have you had you know

22:24what the hell's going on oh you know alice's husband just went full ham yeah oh

22:29nothing well it doesn't sound like nothing

22:36what did you not tell us not now alice

22:46you got the results

22:48what did you not tell us not now alice

22:57you got the results oh no honey this this isn't what did patty do it it's too much for tonight

23:11just say it

23:12it up next we have a lovely vacation rental in charlevoix with a ski package for four

23:23at boyne mountain plus dinner at tap 30.

23:26hey let's start the bidding at 1500.

23:29all right i really want to make this right not the best time i don't know what happened

23:35i i lost control she's good bro part of me was like defending you

23:41sit down brad three times sold

23:51and now the piece de resistance do i hear 2500 keep in mind this isn't any old blanket folks

24:00each of these squares depicts a little piece of gross point history

24:06ah 2500 for amanda mills thank you amanda mills do i hear 3000

24:183000 okay we are just getting started here folks um who wants to take it up a notch

24:24hank hank i'm looking at you your wife's face is telling me that you do

24:28there you go 3000 do i hear 3500 okay put a little sizzle on that steak which was donated

24:37tonight by village market thank you village 4000 oh okay there you go hot hot hot do i hear 4500

24:45you know what's next

25:16so

25:41that bitch killed my dog

25:45sorry man that's not your car what are you taking so long we're really backed up

25:59what the hell are you doing we gotta talk lady i know i i need to get home doors is coming

26:07well tell them to hurry up it's an emergency

26:15what are you doing going for a ride

26:22will you please chill oh because you're with child now

26:30what happened to women lifting up other women that's just something women like to say to other

26:35women

26:58so what are you going to do

27:00not try to be a mom again

27:08get out

27:22thank god sorry ma'am this isn't your car

27:30so

27:38did you enjoy yourself tonight it's cool we won those tickets to the

27:42starlight express revival i meant did you enjoy making a jackass out of me

27:51it was just a dance connor didn't dance with me

27:59am i not supposed to have a relationship with my ex-husband you're not supposed to kiss him

28:07don't know what you're talking about come on mel why would i i saw you

28:18how put a pi on him what for custody for us

28:29brett was right all along i did what i had to do yeah for you

28:37what what do you want from me melissa for you to decide

28:41what's more important your family or winning some pissing contest with my ex-husband

28:46i'm going to a hotel for how long till you decide who you want to dance with

29:00she's a total monster she just didn't just shoot her she dragged her to a park and left her there

29:17psycho i get but this is next level she can't get away with this

29:21well she already did what can we do to her something awful let's egg her house

29:30i'm not sure that has the same emotional punch takes the paint right off someone should sleep

29:37with her husband winky we film it make it go viral she can never show her face in gross point

29:44ever again trust me this town loves a scandal it's worth a try it's not enough

29:52she took away the thing i love most in the world

30:05we're gonna do the same to her

30:12you

30:16ow

30:20what are you doing making a quesadilla at this hour i'm starving dr rubenstein said

30:29the late night eating is doing a number on your cholesterol hey get off my cheese woman

30:34oh how about a nightcap what's that gonna do my cholesterol i meant make me one

30:52it was a crazy night i'm just glad you finally got to see what she's been doing to our son

30:59no wonder dougie's been so moody yeah i i barely recognize him broken heart can change a man

31:07and you know she's she's affecting all of us

31:10definitely struts we don't need and i just i don't like the person i've become

31:18is that why you were flirting with skip harding tonight

31:30i'm the gala chair no one can know i had anything to do with this

31:34oh we should rip out all the stitches

31:40okay not that i'm endorsing destroying an auction item but what if we fold it up and

31:48cut it into a pattern like like paper dolls oh and he loves those guys we're trying to prank a

31:56bitch not do crafts yeah why are you guys thinking so small huh

32:08expand your horizons is that what i think it is whatever it is i already like it yeah 15 horses

32:16of gas powered destruction let's trip this quilt like an elm baby not that i have anything to do

32:25with this hold up hold up don't start it yet what's the point if she's not even here to see it

32:34happen quilts in the woods why don't you just text her oh lord oh i like that idea come on what do

32:43you say text her text her text her text i should go home text her text her

33:03it's on all of us now yeah

33:05yeah

33:10gotta admit still looks good i wasn't worrying very glossy

33:18that kind of gloss takes a village of surgeons

33:26do you ever think about him yeah yeah i think he needs to leave his face alone now

33:32you know what i mean patty he already can't blink his eyes all the way shut

33:39do you regret choosing me

33:46how how can you ask me that after all we've been through it's just

33:54sometimes i think about the life he could have had without me

33:59oh honey you had too much to drink

34:04that's not an answer patty

34:19do you know why i love sitting at that table tonight

34:23all of gross point could see you win that quilt

34:29because i was sitting next to you

34:40that's my favorite place to be

34:50thanks for letting me spend so much money on my quilt

34:53well after everything that's happened i'm not sure if it's going to end up in the nursery

35:02and i had a feeling it wasn't then why'd you work on it so hard if it wasn't for a grandchild

35:16okay all that love had to go somewhere

35:34you know what when i get back from the cabin with dougie let's go away somewhere

35:41do you remember the alaska cruise

35:49oh what i would give to be smoking a joint on a glacier with you right now

35:57where will we go i'm not flying coach

36:02i know my dear

36:11i might work better if we cut this thing into strips we'll have to do anything if she doesn't

36:20touch you back this fabric could jam it up why isn't she responding because it's late

36:26and we should all go home okay okay let's take the wood chipper to her house and then we fire

36:36it up and we wake up the whole goddamn neighborhood and shoot the quilt all over her

36:41face okay guys come on let's get a grip here i mean it does attach to the truck hey i'm game

37:06so

37:18what the hell are you doing

37:37why are you here oh believe me i wish i was back in my kitchen housing a quesadilla

37:42keith this isn't your problem when you rage text my wife in the middle of the night

37:46i'm gonna get active just go home

37:51fine give me the quilt no it's patty's

37:58she can't have it they did technically venmo payment already

38:01hmm why karma what is wrong with you your wife tell him alice

38:12she's gone way above and beyond to make you a part of our family

38:15alice tell him she's been kind and welcoming and supportive she murdered molly

38:21what

38:27you've all lost your goddamn minds just get out of here mister give it to me no you don't want

38:33to do that buddy oh perfect boy patty had one thing right my son can do way better than you

38:41me you go out of your way to embarrass yourself doug can do way better than you guys you don't

38:48belong in our family and believe me when i tell him what she did to a beautiful

38:52sweet defenseless animal you don't even belong in gross point

39:04you're right

39:11no don't you dare watch me stop it alice look this train has left the station already okay

39:16let it happen dude it's gonna happen

39:19hey

39:38oh

39:46oh

40:02every garden begins with a single seed just like every quilt begins with a single square

40:08i am coming to paris to kill you

40:16i have even booked my flight every flower has its own occasion and each square has

40:22its own story to tell i am coming to paris to kill you

40:29at first you can't see how one goes with the other i am coming to take your life

40:38but when the last flower blooms and the last square is sewn

40:43and it takes a little time but you'll feel better about most of these things

40:52oh it takes a little time but you'll feel better about

41:01the big picture finally becomes clear

41:06i am coming to paris to kill you

41:13i am coming

41:19to

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