- 5/21/2025
The Studio (2025) - Season 1 Episode 9 -
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00:00In six weeks, get ready to say,
00:28Oh, yeah.
00:35Matthew, for the love of God, get off your phone.
00:40Put it down.
00:41OK, sorry.
00:42Just one second.
00:43I just, I left something at the office.
00:45And I'm organizing for someone to come here
00:47and drop it off for me.
00:48But I'm good now.
00:49All good.
00:50Oh, great.
00:51No more phone.
00:52OK, terrific.
00:53All right, so tell me what's going on at the office.
00:57You know, a lot, actually.
00:59We got this Kool-Aid movie, and it's tracking very well.
01:02So that's really exciting.
01:04And we have this thing, CinemaCon, this weekend,
01:06which we should actually come out of it with a lot of heat,
01:10which is really great.
01:11So overall, I'm really excited about work, yeah.
01:14Oh, good, good.
01:15And any dates?
01:17You dating?
01:18No.
01:19And if I'm being honest, I'm actually a bit lonely.
01:24You know, I just work so much.
01:27And don't get me wrong.
01:29I mean, I really like the people I work with.
01:31But I kind of feel like because I'm their boss,
01:35I'm not, like, really their friend, you know?
01:38Friends.
01:39That studio is the most important thing in your life.
01:44And that's good.
01:45You're about to win Comic-Con.
01:49It's CinemaCon.
01:50You don't really win it.
01:51But you're totally right.
01:53Everything you're saying is right.
01:54Shit.
01:55The person I've got to meet is here.
01:57Why don't you order some dessert for us, you know?
02:00Dessert, yeah.
02:01Ice cream, yeah.
02:02Get some ice cream.
02:03Yeah, thanks.
02:04Be right back.
02:07♪♪
02:16♪♪
02:24Gemma.
02:25Yeah, hey.
02:26Hey, I'm Matt.
02:27I know Dave Franco.
02:28Awesome.
02:29Great.
02:30Thank you so much for meeting me here.
02:31I just, I'm so busy.
02:32I just wanted to make sure I could see you before I head out
02:34of town for the weekend.
02:35Great.
02:36Dave, he tells me that you're all going to Vegas.
02:37Yeah, yeah.
02:38Should be fun.
02:39Yeah, it'll be even more fun with the party favors.
02:42Sure will.
02:43Here you go.
02:44Thank you so much.
02:45You've done shrooms before, yeah?
02:46Yeah, I'm huge into shrooming, big time.
02:49So how strong are these?
02:52Two-eighths in each one.
02:54Two-eighths.
02:55So .25?
02:59Yeah, I mean, it's two-eighths.
03:03Two-eighths.
03:04Yeah, two-eighths.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Okay, got it.
03:07You cool?
03:08Totally cool.
03:09Totally got it.
03:10Thank you so much.
03:11Here you go.
03:12Thanks.
03:13Thanks for everything.
03:14Really appreciate it.
03:15Yeah, come to Vegas.
03:16Yeah, thank you.
03:17Ooh, Matthew.
03:18Mom.
03:19What?
03:20What was that?
03:21She's cute.
03:22Yeah, it's a nutritionist that Dave Franco introduced me to.
03:25Oh, good, because you look fat.
03:28You should try that Ozempic, you know?
03:30Works on everybody.
03:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:32Yeah.
03:34I'm Matt Bellany, and you're listening to The Town,
03:36which is going on the road, headed to Las Vegas for CinemaCon.
03:39For those who don't know, CinemaCon is the annual convention
03:42where every major studio is given a day to present their wares
03:45for the upcoming year to theater owners.
03:47Basically, the more the theater owners like The Dog and Pony Show,
03:50the more theaters each film can secure, and the more money it shall make.
03:53The big X factor at CinemaCon this year is Continental Studios.
03:56Oh, yeah.
03:57Their entire slate has great buzz.
03:59People even saying their tentpole Kool-Aid could be the next Barbie.
04:03Yes, I'm now drinking a Kool-Aid on the Kool-Aid movie.
04:05They have huge celebs lined up for their presentation,
04:08and rumor has it Commworld CEO Griffin Mill will even take the stage
04:11for the grand finale.
04:12They're leaving it all on the field for CinemaCon.
04:15Be sure to follow me and The Town for live updates.
04:18All right, everybody.
04:19In honor of CinemaCon, I am pleased to present you all with Kool-Aid mimosas.
04:26Patty, this one has apple cider just for you.
04:28Apple juice and Kool-Aid? No.
04:31You should make a drink for the Silver Lake.
04:33That's the one that's going to win an Oscar.
04:35For me.
04:36But I'll thank you.
04:38Thank you, Patty.
04:39I think we got it all this year.
04:40We got prestige films like The Silver Lake, Alphabet City.
04:43We got tentpoles like Kool-Aid.
04:45Don't forget about Blackwing.
04:46That surprise reveal is going to fucking destroy.
04:48Wait, do we know if Zoe Kravitz can make it for the presentation?
04:51She's on set in Bucharest, but she's flying in, fingers crossed.
04:53Oh, my God.
04:54That could just fucking put us over the edge.
04:56We could, like, dominate CinemaCon this year.
04:58Matt Bellany was talking about it on The Town.
05:00Wow, that's good. That's really good.
05:02Oh, man, we are going to party tonight like it's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
05:06You've seen that one, right?
05:07No.
05:08Oh, my God.
05:09We've got to add that to the list.
05:10You would be amazed at how many of the classics she has not seen.
05:13If by classics you mean your childhood VHS collection, then yeah.
05:16She hasn't seen Mannequin.
05:18She hasn't seen Summer School.
05:19You know what I mean?
05:20You've got to know films and the Staples if you're going to be on set with these directors, you know?
05:24On set?
05:25On set.
05:26I got my first movie greenlit.
05:27A Coralie Farge body horror.
05:28Oh.
05:29Okay, guys.
05:30In all seriousness, you know that Continental Studios means more to me than anything in the whole world.
05:36I talk about it in therapy quite a bit.
05:38My mother likes to bring it up.
05:39You all actually bring it up a lot.
05:41And, well, we're on the verge of having what could be our biggest year ever.
05:47Really? Biggest?
05:48I mean, yeah.
05:50Our biggest.
05:51So, to Continental, everyone.
05:54To Continental!
05:58It's awful.
05:59Oh, gross.
06:00So, so bad.
06:01Yuck.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06This party's going to be crazy.
06:07I'm getting so many RSVPs.
06:08I fucking love when you're in party mode.
06:10We deserve to blow off some steam, especially in Vegas, baby.
06:13Swingers, I have seen that one.
06:14Thank God.
06:15I also have actual pharmaceutical grade cocaine like Keith Richards shit, so fine.
06:19I actually got these shroom chocolates from this chick Gemma.
06:22She's a dealer to the stars.
06:23Sorry, you're going to do drugs.
06:24I am.
06:25You barely smoke weed anymore.
06:26How many times have you done mushrooms in your entire life?
06:28Four.
06:29Wow.
06:30This is so legendary.
06:31Tripping on shrooms in Vegas is the top of my bucket list.
06:34Wait, how strong are they?
06:36Well, they're two-eighths, which is, right, that's .25.
06:40There's a quarter.
06:41There's like a quarter gram in each.
06:42It's like microdose.
06:43Yeah, I was going to put them out in a big platter, you know what I mean?
06:45Like old school Hollywood vibes.
06:46Because we're in Vegas, baby.
06:47Vegas, baby.
06:48Do it.
06:49Do it.
06:50Say the line.
06:51Vegas, baby!
06:53They're so yummy, you don't even know it, Quinn.
06:55Woo!
07:03Well, baby, what I could do
07:05Come on.
07:06Look alive.
07:07With plenty of money and you
07:10It's the root of all evil
07:12A stipend of evil
07:14Yeah!
07:15Look at that.
07:16Fucking fantastic.
07:17They look so good, huh?
07:19Jesus.
07:20That looks really good.
07:21Zach.
07:22My guy right there.
07:23Fucking hilarious.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25Maddie.
07:26Oh!
07:27Come on.
07:28Maddie.
07:29Look at that.
07:31So good.
07:32Wow.
07:33Hey.
07:34But I'm serving up
07:35And life would be sunny
07:37With plenty of money and
07:41Welcome to my Thunderdome.
07:43Oh, my God.
07:44This is fucking unbelievable.
07:46Holy shit.
07:48That's dope as fuck, man.
07:50I know.
07:51It's incredible.
07:52Yeah, we're going to be ready
07:53To go for this presentation
07:547.30 a.m. sharp.
07:55Nice.
07:56Okay, to recap for you,
07:57We got, first up, Davy Franco.
07:59He's going to give us the trailer
08:00To Alphabet City.
08:01Then there's going to be
08:02Lasers, smokes, sexy portal
08:04For Zoe Kay to come through.
08:06She's going to give us
08:07Blackwing.
08:08Then we're going to give you
08:09Patty.
08:10Patty's going to tease
08:11The Silver Lake.
08:12Then we're going to pan
08:13To Stoler, who's going to
08:14Talk Kool-Aid.
08:15Stoler throws to Matt.
08:17Matt's going to give us
08:18Griffin.
08:19And then Griffin is going to
08:20Serve up the grand finale.
08:23Oh, shit, that's awesome.
08:27Okay, slowly, slowly.
08:29Whoa, whoa.
08:30A little bit more.
08:31Boom.
08:32Gentle.
08:33Tiny, the suit is crushing
08:34My balls.
08:35Yeah, sorry about that.
08:36The person that made this rig
08:37Definitely did not have
08:38Dick and balls.
08:39Okay, all right, also,
08:40You got to be delicate
08:41With this rig.
08:42You can't flail around, okay?
08:43Stoler!
08:44Yeah!
08:45Hello.
08:46What's up, man?
08:47This is exciting.
08:48It's going to be fun.
08:49Yo, if you don't have
08:50Plans tonight, you should
08:51Stop by my suite.
08:52I'm having a party
08:53With an old-school
08:54Hollywood buffet.
08:55I, uh, I'm all full.
08:56Oh.
08:57But thank you.
08:58I think I'm going to
08:59Chill out a little bit.
09:00Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
09:01But don't party too hard.
09:02Oh, yeah, we will.
09:03Sorry.
09:04Can't help you there.
09:05Good to see you, buddy.
09:06Okay, you guys,
09:07We need Griffin to rehearse.
09:08Any eyes on Griffin?
09:09Yes, he is in the back
09:10Of the theater and refuses
09:11To come out, which is
09:12Mad annoying.
09:13So I'm trying to go
09:14To sleep early.
09:15You know daddy
09:16Needs his beauty rest.
09:17If you light a fire
09:18Under his ass,
09:19We need him to rehearse.
09:20Okay?
09:21Do we really need
09:22Griffin to speak?
09:23Patty.
09:24That voice,
09:25It's so grating.
09:26And what's with
09:27The phallic tusk
09:28Thing around the neck?
09:29Where'd he get that?
09:30The playboy mansion
09:31Gift shop?
09:32Patty.
09:33I know you don't love
09:34Griffin, but we really
09:35Got to come together
09:36For this presentation,
09:37You know?
09:38Do we?
09:39Yeah.
09:40Are you worried about me?
09:41No.
09:42I'm almost grateful
09:43To the man, mattie.
09:44I am.
09:45I'm a producer now.
09:46I'm living my life now.
09:47Okay.
09:48Great.
09:49Zero bitterness.
09:50I'm genuinely thrilled
09:51For you, honestly.
09:52Great, awesome.
09:53Okay, uh,
09:54I'm going to go grab griffin.
09:55Great job, everyone.
09:56This looks amazing.
09:57Thanks, mattie.
09:58Thanks, mattie.
09:59We're going to kill it.
10:00Get in here, patty.
10:01Charlie's angel.
10:02Charlie's angel.
10:03Get in here, get up.
10:04And...
10:05Mr. mill.
10:07Hey.
10:08We're all rehearsing
10:09Down there, if you want
10:10To get in on that action.
10:11We have a teleprompter,
10:12Don't we?
10:13I mean, I could just
10:14We have a teleprompter, don't we?
10:15I mean, I could just read it off that, right?
10:18Yeah.
10:18OK.
10:19Great.
10:20You OK?
10:21Everything OK?
10:29Matthew, do you know how old I am?
10:3365?
10:36That's the target.
10:39I'm 82.
10:42You are?
10:42Yeah.
10:44Shit, man, you look fucking amazing.
10:46Oh, it's good.
10:47Whatever you're doing, it's good.
10:48Yeah.
10:49The point I'm trying to make is that it's
10:50been a long and a great run.
10:52Great.
10:53And I still feel like I've got more left than me.
10:56I still want to give it a go.
10:58Yeah, great.
10:59Is there any reason to think you might not be able to do that?
11:02It's just that fucking hedge fund twat Peter Blake
11:07has got his fingers up the ass of the Comm World Board,
11:11and he's trying to milk a sale of Continental Studios
11:14to Amazon.
11:17Amazon?
11:17Yeah.
11:18Wait, really?
11:19Really.
11:21They just bought MGM.
11:23Isn't that enough for those motherfuckers?
11:24No, no, no.
11:25They're vampires.
11:26Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:28Continental is sold to Amazon.
11:30That means that we're all.
11:31I'm out.
11:32Yeah, you're out.
11:33Your whole team is out.
11:35And Continental's illustrious 100-year theatrical run is over,
11:39and Amazon gets the entire library.
11:42They get MKUltra.
11:43They get Kool-Aid.
11:45They get Blackwing.
11:46They get everything.
11:47And the studio as we know it is dead.
11:52There has to be a way to stop that from happening.
11:53Our slate next year is incredible.
11:55We're going to fucking crush it, man.
11:57Yes, so say us.
11:58But the world has to know that.
12:00Otherwise, the board has all the leverage.
12:05This presentation, if this goes as well as I think it's going
12:09to, we're going to come out of CinemaCon with more heat
12:12than any other studio in all of Hollywood.
12:14I'm talking about billions and billions of dollars
12:17in projected revenue.
12:18They cannot sell us if we're about to have the best year
12:21in this studio's entire history.
12:24Yes.
12:25Yes.
12:26Yes.
12:27Yes.
12:28I am.
12:28If we project strength and growth,
12:31we can stave off those twats for a long time.
12:33We will.
12:34We will stave off the twats.
12:35Stave off the twats.
12:36Yes, we got this.
12:37Let's go rehearse.
12:38No, no, fuck rehearsal.
12:39I got some calls to make.
12:40You make your calls.
12:41We got this, though.
12:42We got this.
12:43Go rehearse.
12:44Yes.
12:45Yes.
12:45We got this.
12:49We got this.
13:01OK, so you are telling me they just freeze a caveman
13:05without any logic.
13:07These 80s comedies, they're all so coked up that just
13:10anything goes.
13:10If you even begin to suggest that in Xenoman
13:13is there anything other than a cinematic masterpiece,
13:14I'm firing you from this company.
13:16No, no, no, no, no.
13:16Brendan Fraser gives us a performance of a lifetime.
13:18Yes, he does.
13:19But the dancing was at the end.
13:20What?
13:20That's the best part of the movie.
13:21Are you kidding me?
13:22Wait, did you use shrooms?
13:23Yes.
13:24I ate one square.
13:25I'm just seeing how I feel.
13:26Maybe I'll do more in a little bit.
13:27OK, I did some, too.
13:29But I also did some ketamine, so it kind of dilutes it.
13:31Nice.
13:32Are you sure it's OK that I get so fucked up?
13:34Oh, I demand you get fucked up.
13:36That's why I got a whole buffet full of drugs.
13:37Before your generation ruined Hollywood,
13:39this is what every party was like.
13:41Cool people getting high as fuck.
13:43That's why we're going old school, baby.
13:45Yeah, you keep saying that.
13:46Maddie?
13:47Maddie?
13:48Are you aware of how out of control
13:50Griffin Mills is getting?
13:51He's doing shots of cognac with David Franco.
13:54He's getting wasted with the talent.
13:56Look, it's seriously?
13:59I've never seen anything like it.
14:00It is disgusting.
14:02And I'm some new deadlines off of Kevin Spacey's toilet.
14:06What's gotten into that guy?
14:07I don't know.
14:08He's just having a good time, right?
14:09I don't know.
14:10It seems a little dark.
14:11I know it's funny coming from someone who's really fucked up,
14:14but Griffin is a mess.
14:15And he has a presentation in a few hours, so.
14:18Yeah, I think that someone has to tell Captain Underpants
14:20that he's got to pull the brakes right now.
14:23Because it's not professional.
14:24It doesn't look professional.
14:26It's not my job.
14:29It's bad. It's bad.
14:30It's your job.
14:31I'll do it.
14:32Thank you, family.
14:37Hey, Mr. Bell.
14:38Oh!
14:39Hey, how's it going?
14:40Maybe I want to take it easy on the big presentation.
14:44You know, maybe ease off a little bit.
14:46Am I right?
14:46Ease off.
14:47What?
14:48Or you can mind your own fucking business.
14:51Here.
14:52Here, man.
14:53No, I'm.
14:54Baby bird me.
14:55No, I'm.
14:55OK, sir.
14:56Look, I think, look, sometimes when I have a big day
14:59the next day, instead of doing hard drugs
15:01or getting blackout drunk, I microdose shrooms.
15:04There's no hangover.
15:04They're a little more mellow.
15:05Maybe try something like that, you know?
15:07There's microdose in here?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Microdose?
15:10Microdickie.
15:11Oh, my God.
15:14You want to try one?
15:15No, I'm OK.
15:16Come on.
15:17Don't be a shithead.
15:18I'm good.
15:18OK, you, you.
15:19Come on, look, you're good.
15:20You seem fine.
15:21You seem fine.
15:22Here, look.
15:23Try some.
15:24Oh!
15:24Shit.
15:25Come on.
15:27I'm taking the rest of these.
15:28Fuck's sake.
15:29He's fine.
15:30He's fine?
15:31You think that's fine?
15:32Because I don't think that's a good idea
15:33when men in their late 60s are taking big fucking
15:35fistfuls of drugs.
15:36No.
15:37It's hot.
15:38Yeah, late 60s, yeah.
15:39Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
15:41What's wrong with me?
15:42Nothing.
15:43I'm just, I'm getting really hot all of a sudden.
15:45I'm really hot.
15:45You're not good.
15:46What are you, crazy?
15:48I don't know.
15:48I just feel like maybe the shrooms are.
15:51Hey, hey, hey.
15:52You're just going to throw up.
15:53Get a bucket.
15:54I'm not going to throw up.
15:55I'm not.
15:56The shrooms are just kicking in a little harder
15:57than I thought they were going to.
15:58You're going to need some air.
16:00I haven't done them in a long time.
16:01I'm really just high, I think.
16:03Oh, God.
16:03Oh, this baby having a bad trip.
16:05No.
16:06Honey, we're all high as fuck.
16:07You just got to, you just got to roll with it, dude.
16:10Hey, man, you're acting really weird.
16:11You're hiding something.
16:12I can tell.
16:13I'm not hiding.
16:14I'm not hiding anything.
16:14Right there.
16:15I can see it in your eyes.
16:16What are you hiding?
16:17I'm not hiding anything.
16:18I'm not hiding anything.
16:19You'll feel so much better.
16:20You'll at least, oh, it's coming.
16:21Oh, God.
16:22Oh, God.
16:23Not on this carpet.
16:24It's fake.
16:25The reason Griffin's getting so fucked up
16:27is they're trying to sell Continental to Amazon.
16:30What?
16:31Wait.
16:32Are you fucking kidding me?
16:34Bro.
16:35How could you not tell me, bro?
16:36I'm sorry.
16:37Bro, bro, bro.
16:38Sorry.
16:39I'm sorry.
16:40I'm going to get a fucking movie green lid
16:41and they scrap the fucking studio.
16:42But I know!
16:43They're not scrapping the studio.
16:44Look, everything is going to be fine,
16:46because tomorrow at Cinemacon, we
16:48are going to give the presentation of our lives.
16:50That's why I didn't tell you guys anything.
16:52If this presentation goes off without a hitch,
16:54they can't sell us.
16:55Don't you see?
16:56They can't.
16:57Our presentation is not gonna go off well.
17:00Our CEO is fucked up, dude!
17:03Okay, listen to me, listen to me.
17:04You need to go tell Griffin.
17:06He needs to go to bed for a few hours.
17:07Okay, I will, I will.
17:08Then will you do it for me?
17:09You're stuck at the fuck up boss point.
17:11Oh my God, oh my God.
17:12I'm so sorry.
17:13That came out so mean,
17:14but this is a really strong microdialysis.
17:16Yeah, it is a strong microdialysis.
17:16You gotta do that.
17:17You gotta handle shit.
17:18Okay, I'll tell him.
17:19I'll tell him.
17:20But this Amazon thing,
17:21this stays in our cone of silence, all right?
17:22Not a word to anybody.
17:23The four of us and Patty, obviously.
17:24No, don't tell Patty.
17:25She's doing so well.
17:26She's flying high.
17:27She's finally back on her feet.
17:28I don't wanna bring her down with this information, okay?
17:30We got this.
17:31We got it.
17:32We can fix this.
17:33Go, go, go.
17:34You're losing it.
17:35Should we follow him?
17:35We should follow him, I think.
17:36Follow me.
17:37Come on.
17:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:39Let's go.
17:40Okay.
17:40But Matt, Matt, Matt.
17:41You're gonna take care of Griffin.
17:42I got it.
17:43I got it, I got it, I got it.
17:44It's all good.
17:45Are you positive you're gonna do it?
17:45I'm 100% sure I got it.
17:46I'm good.
17:47I'm gonna do it.
17:48I got it.
17:49I got it, I got it, I got it.
17:50I don't know about this at all, man.
17:50It's okay.
17:51I don't know what to do.
17:52What do I do?
17:53I got it.
17:54You tell everyone.
17:55Security call.
17:55Party's over.
17:56They gotta go home.
17:57Boom.
17:58Do you want me to shut down the entire party?
17:59Mm-hmm.
18:00Dude, I can't do that.
18:00This is all I've ever wanted in my whole life.
18:02This is the coolest party I've ever had.
18:03Okay, okay.
18:04Your other option is to tell Griffin
18:05he has to leave, and I know you won't do that
18:06because you're a coward.
18:07Yeah, you're right.
18:08Okay, okay.
18:09You can do this.
18:10Okay, I'll do it.
18:11Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
18:11Strong guy, strong guy, strong, strong.
18:13Excuse me, everyone.
18:15I got a bit of a bummer of an announcement to make,
18:18but I'm sorry, Griffin.
18:24That's so cool.
18:26Oh, hey.
18:27You made it.
18:28You made it.
18:29Whoa, hey.
18:30Hey.
18:31What's up?
18:32Oh, I'm so good.
18:33Yeah, I'm jet lagged.
18:34I couldn't sleep, so I thought I would just, like,
18:35see what's up.
18:36So what, is it like a weird party with a bunch of suits?
18:38Wait, no, no, no, no.
18:39It's a party.
18:40It's a party.
18:41It's a party with a bunch of suits.
18:42Wait, no, no, no, no.
18:43It's actually fun.
18:44Come on, I'll get you a drink.
18:45Oh, that's okay.
18:46I have that presentation thing in the morning,
18:47so I gotta be good, but I'll have a water.
18:48It's too late for me.
18:49I'm going through the night and straight to the press.
18:51Maybe win a little money at the tables.
18:53Now you see me style.
18:55Oh, I gotta dance.
18:59Zoey, you made it.
19:01Hey, how's it going?
19:02You good?
19:03Yeah, I'm good.
19:04I'm excited about the presentation.
19:05So glad you stopped by, yeah.
19:06Yeah.
19:07You okay?
19:08Yes, I'm fine.
19:09I've been partying.
19:10So you see, we got a full bar.
19:11Yes, we do.
19:12We got snacks.
19:13We got an old school Hollywood buffet.
19:16Should you choose to indulge, you know what I mean?
19:18Totally.
19:19Yeah, cool.
19:20Cool.
19:21Okay.
19:22Great.
19:23I'll go have a snack.
19:24Yeah, hit up the old school Hollywood buffet.
19:26Okay, old school.
19:27Yeah.
19:28You get it.
19:29What was that?
19:30Dude, I cannot end the party right now.
19:32Zoey Kravitz just showed up.
19:33She flew her from Romania.
19:34She wants to hang.
19:35Look, just give me 10 or 15 minutes to chill with her,
19:38you know, chat, and then I'll shut down the whole party.
19:4010 or 15 minutes.
19:41Remember, we're going to lose our jobs.
19:42Yes, I know.
19:43I know.
19:44That situation is bad.
19:45Can you handle that one, please?
19:46Yeah, I'll deal with it.
19:48I'm good.
19:49Um, I'm okay.
19:51You sure?
19:52You sure?
19:53You want to meet me at sunrise and we can have a nacho.
19:55What's that?
19:56Was he being weird just now?
19:57Mm-hmm.
19:58Sorry about that.
19:59We have a whole plan at sunrise.
20:00Okay, good.
20:01Oh, you decided to partake.
20:04Partake?
20:05Yeah.
20:06In the chocolates.
20:07You're partaking in the chocolate.
20:08Yeah, I'm eating some chocolates.
20:11Yeah, yeah, cool.
20:12Just don't eat too many chocolates.
20:15Excuse me?
20:16I'll eat as many chocolates as I want, okay?
20:18Oh, yeah.
20:19No, I'm not telling you how much to eat.
20:21Oh, shit.
20:22You changed your mind.
20:23Let's go.
20:24Party till the presentation.
20:25What are you talking about?
20:27The shrooms.
20:28What mushrooms?
20:29The shrooms and the chocolates.
20:31These are the mushrooms?
20:33Yeah, yeah.
20:35It's an old-school Hollywood buffet.
20:36That's why I kept saying old-school Hollywood buffet.
20:38That means there's fucking drugs in the food?
20:40Yeah, that's it.
20:41What else would that possibly mean?
20:43I don't know what the fuck that means.
20:44Well, that's what it means.
20:45It's old-school Hollywood.
20:46Look, look, look.
20:47It's fine.
20:48They're a microdose, okay?
20:49They are not a microdose.
20:51They are.
20:52There's two-eighths of a gram in each one.
20:54What?
20:55No.
20:56Two-eighths of an ounce.
20:57What the fuck is two-eighths of a gram?
20:59That's not a thing.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:01That explains why I'm so fucking high.
21:02It doesn't have to be a scary amount of mushrooms or not.
21:04Seven grams in each.
21:07Okay, okay, okay.
21:08It sounds like a lot, but I had one,
21:10and it hit me strong, but now it's very manageable.
21:13I feel okay.
21:14I think you'll be okay.
21:15I had three.
21:16What?
21:17Three?
21:18That's too fucking many.
21:19Oh, my God, dude.
21:20That's too many shrooms.
21:21Oh, my God.
21:22That's 21 grams of shrooms.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:24That's a lot.
21:25Oh, my God, Matt.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:27I'm so sorry.
21:28What the fuck is wrong with you?
21:29I'm sorry.
21:30I'm so sorry.
21:31What the fuck is wrong with you?
21:32I'm sorry.
21:33I've never been to hell.
21:34She didn't take 21 grams of shrooms by accident.
21:35There were seven grams in each taco.
21:36Don't act like it's my accident.
21:37I'm sorry.
21:38I apologize.
21:39I'm sorry.
21:40Are you going to be all right?
21:41Of course I'll be all right.
21:42Why wouldn't I be all right?
21:43Am I going to be all right?
21:44I don't know.
21:45You could get brain damage maybe.
21:46I don't know.
21:47Brain damage?
21:48Is that a thing?
21:49I heard that is a thing.
21:50Oh, my God.
21:51It's not a thing.
21:52It's not a thing.
21:53Don't freak her out, dude.
21:54Don't freak her out.
21:55I'm freaking out.
21:56I'm sorry.
21:57What do I do?
22:01I don't want to puke.
22:02Please don't.
22:03You should get her in a private room.
22:04Get you some air.
22:05Let's get you some air.
22:06Private room.
22:07Get you some air.
22:08Zoe, you got this.
22:09Ride the wave, baby.
22:10How long do these drugs normally last?
22:11They're usually six to eight hours.
22:12What time is it right now?
22:13It's 3.30 in the morning.
22:14Shit.
22:15I'm going to be high for so long.
22:16It's OK.
22:17Because it's 3.30 now.
22:18I actually feel pretty OK.
22:19Oh, wow.
22:20Oh, wow.
22:21Hey.
22:22This painting sucks.
22:24Focus.
22:25Focus.
22:26Focus.
22:27Where's your room?
22:28We should get you back to your room.
22:29My room is this way.
22:30It is across the casino.
22:31All right.
22:32It is in the other tower.
22:33It's so far away.
22:34This place is so big.
22:35Jesus.
22:36Oh, God.
22:37No, no, no.
22:38Oh.
22:39Why did they make a place so big?
22:40It's so silly.
22:41It's so big.
22:42There's a spare bedroom over there.
22:43It's so big.
22:44It's so big.
22:45It's so big.
22:46It's so big.
22:47It's so big.
22:48It's so big.
22:49It's so big.
22:50It's so big.
22:51It's so big.
22:52It's so big.
22:53It's so big.
22:54It's so big.
22:55There's a spare bedroom over here.
22:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:57Come on.
22:58Come this way.
22:59Come on.
23:00We'll put you in here.
23:01I like your dress a lot.
23:02It's very nice.
23:03What a nice memory.
23:04Right in here.
23:05Oh, hey.
23:06No, no.
23:07We're done with that guy.
23:08Oh, this is nice.
23:09I like this.
23:10Yeah, it's great.
23:11It's really good.
23:12You got a food bar, you got a TV.
23:13I'm going to put this here.
23:14Great.
23:15This is mine.
23:16Yes.
23:17I'm going to put this here.
23:18Perfect.
23:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:20Right there.
23:21It's okay.
23:22I'm going to be okay.
23:23Yes.
23:24I'm very angry.
23:25Okay.
23:26But I'm not going to be angry.
23:27Okay.
23:28I'm going to ride the wave.
23:29Great.
23:30I'm not going to fight it.
23:31It's bad to fight it.
23:32It's bad to fight it.
23:33I've taken trimmings before, not this many.
23:34No one has.
23:35So that's okay.
23:36Yes.
23:37I'm going to be okay.
23:38You're good.
23:39You're going to be okay.
23:40You're going to be okay.
23:41Sal, am I going to be okay?
23:42You're going to be okay, baby.
23:43You're going to be okay.
23:44You're going to be okay.
23:45You're going to be okay.
23:46You're going to be okay.
23:47You're going to be okay.
23:49She's not going to be okay.
23:50Fucking shit.
23:51I can't feel my fucking fingers.
23:52So high right now.
23:53Petra.
23:54Petra.
23:55Yo.
23:56Come here.
23:57Come here.
23:58So, okay.
23:59Zoe Kravitz is taking a little snooze in this bedroom.
24:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:01So, if she leaves, just text me, okay?
24:04That's all.
24:05Okay.
24:06Oh, my God.
24:07Would it be okay if I asked her for a selfie?
24:08No, no, no.
24:09Don't go in that room.
24:10Just text me, okay?
24:11I forgot my phone in there.
24:12All right, go.
24:13Shit.
24:14No one gets in there.
24:15Hey, she's grabbing my phone.
24:16Yay, you're back.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18It was so intense.
24:19The first hour was like, boo.
24:20And then I was like this lost little kid in a forest.
24:21And I was stuck for hours.
24:22I couldn't get out.
24:23But then I realized the forest was inside me.
24:24And then I realized I am the forest.
24:25I am the forest.
24:26We are the forest.
24:27And I'm okay.
24:28I feel good.
24:29I feel ready to do the presentation.
24:30Let's go.
24:31It's been 30 seconds.
24:32What?
24:33Yeah.
24:34No.
24:35Yes.
24:36No.
24:37No.
24:38No.
24:39No.
24:40No.
24:41No.
24:42No.
24:43No.
24:44No.
24:45No.
24:46No.
24:47Yes.
24:48No.
24:49Yes.
24:50I'll be back in several hours.
24:51No, you're good.
24:52You're good.
24:53You stay here.
24:54You're good.
24:55You're good.
24:56Yeah, ride it out.
24:57What the fuck are you doing right now, dude?
24:58What was that?
24:59Jesus.
25:00All right, look, just you're good.
25:01Just you seem okay.
25:02No one gets in, Petra.
25:03Oh, what are you twanks up to?
25:04No, but seriously, where is Zoe Kravitz?
25:05She's having a mental breakdown because she fucked up the math with the mushrooms.
25:06There are seven grams per chocolate.
25:07Oh, my God.
25:08Oh, my God.
25:09Oh, my God.
25:10Oh, my God.
25:11Oh, my God.
25:12Oh, my God.
25:13Oh, my God.
25:14There are seven grams per chocolate.
25:16Oh, my God.
25:18Wait.
25:19Is that why I am so fucking high?
25:21Yes.
25:22Yes.
25:23I'm sorry.
25:24I'm sorry.
25:25Yes.
25:26I'm sorry.
25:27Oh, my God.
25:28You lured me.
25:29Zoe did three.
25:30She did three of them.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:32What's wrong with you?
25:33You're fucking trying to bump her off or something.
25:34No, it was a miscalculation.
25:35I wouldn't put them out if I had known they were that strong.
25:36Right?
25:37Oh, my God.
25:38Oh, my God.
25:39Oh, my God.
25:40Oh, my God.
25:41Oh, my God.
25:42Okay.
25:43Okay.
25:44Oh, my God, you're a fucking menace, Remi.
25:46I'm sorry.
25:47I wanna fucking kill you right now!
25:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
25:50Okay, I'm cool, I'm cool.
25:51Okay.
25:52Okay, where is Griffin?
25:53He's at the party somewhere still, okay?
25:55Oh, he is at the party?
25:56Yes, okay.
25:57Okay, we're gonna just corral Griffin,
25:59and we're going to sober him the fuck up.
26:01Okay.
26:02So he can get ready for his presentation.
26:03Okay.
26:04A man in his 60s should never be that hot.
26:05No.
26:0680s.
26:07What?
26:08Griffin is 82 years old.
26:09What?
26:10Yeah, he told me.
26:11His heart is gonna explode, and it's gonna be your fault.
26:12Don't say that to me.
26:13No, we don't know that.
26:14If his heart explodes tonight,
26:15we don't know it's my fault.
26:16It could have been a coincidence.
26:17Maybe his heart just exploded.
26:18We should find him.
26:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:20Griffin?
26:21Griffin?
26:22Griffin?
26:23You guys looking for Griffin, Bill?
26:24Yeah, yeah.
26:25Where is he?
26:26Do you know?
26:27Oh, man, he was just here.
26:28All right, listen, listen.
26:29He was like, fuck this noise!
26:32Grabbed a fistful of straight nacho cheese
26:35and shoved it in his mouth with his bare hands
26:38just straight to the dome.
26:40It was so gross.
26:42But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
26:43Just listen, listen.
26:44You're gonna love it.
26:46Okay, so I was like, I was just, like,
26:48gonna grab some myself.
26:49I was gonna eat some, like, literally just
26:51when I was gonna do it.
26:52And then I was like, no.
26:58Where is he?
27:00He went out the front door.
27:01I don't fucking know where he went.
27:02Hey, thank you.
27:03Perfect.
27:04Fantastic.
27:05Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:06What?
27:08I'm gonna order some fresh nachos from room service.
27:10You guys want anything?
27:11No, who cares?
27:12I was with him!
27:14Hey, hey, hey, Maddie.
27:16I just went to the back bedroom to make a phone call
27:18and found Zoe Kravitz crawling on the rug
27:20and talking to an imaginary baby.
27:22What is happening?
27:23Okay, okay, look.
27:24Her and Griffin Mill might have accidentally ingested
27:26much too many crunch rooms.
27:27They what?
27:28They're too high!
27:29Why didn't you shut this party down, Maddie?
27:31Because I desperately need people to think I'm cool.
27:33Fuck!
27:34These things are making me too honest!
27:36Not cool!
27:37I know!
27:38Where's Griffin?
27:39Okay, guess what.
27:40He disappeared.
27:41Oh, my God.
27:42Oh, my God.
27:43Do you not understand?
27:44If a journalist or anyone outside of Continental
27:46sees Griffin Mill freaked out on mushrooms,
27:49that's all anyone's gonna talk about.
27:51They're gonna be laughing at us.
27:52Laughing at us.
27:53We'll be the laughingstock of CinemaCon.
27:55That and the Amazon sales.
27:56Okay!
27:57No, no, no, look, Patty.
27:58You're the only sober person we know.
27:59Will you help us find him, please?
28:00Okay.
28:01Go!
28:03Great.
28:04Thank you, Patty.
28:05Griffin!
28:06Griffin!
28:07Look.
28:08Look.
28:09Look.
28:10That's not your sheet.
28:11Yeah, no shit it is!
28:12Jeez, so gross!
28:13There's more!
28:14There's more!
28:15Holy shit!
28:16Ugh!
28:17Gross!
28:18Okay.
28:19Okay.
28:20There's more in the casino!
28:21We're gonna find him, okay?
28:22We're gonna find him.
28:23We're gonna find him.
28:24Wow.
28:25Right here.
28:26Oh, my God.
28:27Where'd these people come from?
28:28How is it this crowded at 3 a.m.?
28:29He could be anywhere.
28:30He could be anywhere.
28:31Oh, my God.
28:32This is fucking huge!
28:33Oh, my God.
28:34Oh, my God.
28:35Oh, my God.
28:36Oh, my God.
28:37Oh, my God.
28:38This is fucking huge!
28:39Griffin!
28:40No, no, no.
28:41We don't want people to know he's missing.
28:42Keep it down.
28:43How the fuck are we supposed to find him, then?
28:44Griffin!
28:45Just keep it on the down low!
28:46Spread out.
28:47Fan out.
28:48Fan out.
28:49Come with me.
28:50Come with me.
28:51Come on!
28:52No.
28:53No.
28:54No.
28:55No.
28:56No.
28:57No.
28:58No.
28:59No.
29:00No.
29:01No.
29:02No.
29:03No.
29:04No.
29:05No.
29:06No.
29:07Oh, God.
29:09Mm.
29:11It's protein.
29:12♪ I wanna take you out, we're gonna do the town ♪
29:14Oh, yeah.
29:16Griffin! Griffin, Griffin!
29:17Griffin, no!
29:18Fuck! Oh, my God.
29:19There's fucking journalists everywhere.
29:21I just saw Matt Bellany over there.
29:22Fuck! Okay, we should split up.
29:23You do some with Coke?
29:24No, fuck, we need to find him faster.
29:25Go, go, go. Smart. Smart. Go, go, go, go.
29:27Okay. Griffin!
29:29Griffin!
29:31Mr. Mel!
29:33Sir, you can't do that.
29:34What was that?
29:35You can't bet a lobster.
29:36Chip's over.
29:38What the hell is happening in Las Vegas?
29:40Mr. Mel? Hi. Hi.
29:41Hi.
29:42Um, we're gonna get you cleaned up, okay?
29:44Why?
29:45Yeah, because...
29:46Do your parents know you're in a casino?
29:48Yeah, yes.
29:49I am 27.
29:50Matt Bellany!
29:51Hi!
29:53Hi!
29:54How's it going?
29:55My favorite entertainment journalist.
29:57How are you?
29:58My favorite up-and-coming executive.
30:00Yes, um, shouldn't you be in bed or something?
30:03I mean, it's almost morning.
30:05I'll probably stay up, maybe go to the gym to keep me awake.
30:08Of course.
30:09Sleep on my flight.
30:10Yes, you know, that is prudent and sensible.
30:12Listen, I will see you tomorrow,
30:13and I am a huge fan of the podcast, okay?
30:15Bye-bye.
30:16Good luck with the presentation.
30:17Thank you, thank you.
30:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:25Fuck! Fuck!
30:27No!
30:29Ready?
30:30Yeah!
30:32Go.
30:35G-Man!
30:36Been looking all over for you.
30:38How you doing, bud?
30:39Oh, God, oh, God.
30:40Who are you?
30:41It's Al Saperstein, man, BP Production.
30:43Oh, my God.
30:44I don't know you.
30:46Hi, Gwen.
30:47Yeah, hello!
30:48Do you know her name?
30:49Me too!
30:50All right, we're gonna get him somewhere.
30:51My legs are working.
30:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:53You gotta fire those quadriceps, buddy.
30:55Come on!
30:56Oh, my fucking God.
30:57Oh, wow.
30:58Right leg, right, good, good.
31:00I had a lobster.
31:01You had a lobster?
31:02His name was Stuart.
31:03Oh, I love that.
31:05I love Stuart.
31:06Just sit him down, sit him down.
31:07Here we go, nice and easy, baby.
31:08Sit him down, Jesus Christ.
31:09Are you a puppet?
31:10Oh, my God.
31:11We found him!
31:12Holy shit!
31:13Oh, my God.
31:14God, he's so fucked up.
31:15No, he's fine.
31:16Look at him.
31:17This old man's heart explodes.
31:18I am not lying to the cops.
31:20You have to lie for the cops.
31:21I didn't do anything illegal.
31:22No, you overdosed him, man!
31:23I didn't, he overdosed himself!
31:24Get over here, get over here!
31:25He overdosed himself!
31:26Oh, God.
31:27Okay, we gotta pull the plug on Griffin talking tomorrow.
31:29He cannot, he cannot.
31:30We gotta say he has food poisoning,
31:31or he twisted an ankle, anything.
31:33He is not speaking.
31:34No, no, no, look, we've already announced him, okay?
31:36Oh, my God.
31:37We have to project strength.
31:38If this board gets any sense that we are anything
31:41other than in complete control of this ship,
31:43we are completely fucked, okay?
31:45He's fine, he's fine.
31:46Okay?
31:47He is presenting, he is presenting.
31:49Oh, oh, where did he go?
31:50Where did he go?
31:51What the fuck?
31:52I don't know, where did he go?
31:53He disappeared.
31:54Shit, shit!
31:55There he is!
31:56Oh, my God.
31:57Fuck, we gotta go.
31:58Go, go, go, go, go, go.
31:59Follow him, follow him.
32:00Go as fast as I goddamn can.
32:02Move, move.
32:04Move.
32:06Move.
32:07Please move.
32:08Fucking shit.
32:09Oh, God damn it.
32:11This way, follow him this way.
32:13Come on, come on.
32:14Run, run, run.
32:17Hold on, Griffin, it's Sal.
32:19Fuck!
32:20You're seeing nothing.
32:22Oh.
32:24Oh, my God!
32:26In a boat, that's all she wrote.
32:31Dick or my scrote, and my dick will float.
32:36I...
32:37Oh, God.
32:43Oh!
32:44I have arrived.
32:49This will be where I disembark, Mr. Gondolario.
32:57I shall have to get you next time.
33:00Griffin Mill, ha, I found you.
33:04Patty Lee, the bitch of all bitches.
33:09Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm seeing you in the flesh.
33:14Wait a minute, wait a minute.
33:16Didn't I fire your ass?
33:18Uh, yeah, yeah, you did.
33:20That's what I thought.
33:30Hey, kid, a hundred bucks if you let me use your phone for two minutes.
33:34A hundred bucks? Hell, yeah.
33:36Here you go, here you go.
33:37Thank you, thank you.
33:40Hey, boy.
33:44Hello?
33:45Oh, this is Matt Bologna.
33:48Bellany.
33:49Oh, that's what I said.
33:50Uh, okay, who am I talking to?
33:52An anonymous source.
33:54Ooh, mysterious, I like it.
33:56You got a scoop?
33:57Oh, yeah.
33:58Come to the front of the Venetian if you know what's good for you.
34:02I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying.
34:05I said come to the front of the Venetian.
34:08If you want the scoop of the year.
34:10Be there soon.
34:39I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying.
34:42I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying.
34:45I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying.
34:48I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying.
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