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00:00You

00:30oh wow thank you cappuccino time wow i can get a little design in the foam there

00:52is it a penis it's a palm tree it it really does look like a peanut there there you go

00:57okay now yes i get why you said that it's a palm tree for you it's delicious thank you

01:05and honestly it's very refreshing to be with someone so creative oh well thank you holy

01:12speak of the devil this is mk ultra four huh i have no idea i was just flipping around no this

01:18is this is my movie this is this is you know i i made this movie oh this is you wow yeah yeah

01:23i had no idea so you you directed this sort of i i i championed it i i actually i i bought the

01:30spec script for the original mk ultra was like a low budget spy thriller but they made it into a whole

01:34franchise if that guy can blow up cars with his mind how come he can't just take all the bad

01:42guy's guns away in order to like really understand mk ultra 4 you have to have recently seen mk ultra

01:49two which actually in our timeline comes between mk ultra three and mk ultra four yeah i have not

01:54actually seen any of them are you kidding me oh sorry no it's fine i mean they made 3.8 billion

02:01globally but not everyone they kind of got past a lot of people i think yeah well look why don't

02:06we do like a you know a marathon next weekend we can watch all of them how many are there there's

02:10seven of them okay that sounds fun give you live audio commentary give you all the dirt

02:20um hey this might be a little short notice but are you are you busy tonight why i have to go to this

02:29you know work thing it's like a super fancy schmancy cedar sinai fundraising black tie gala thing

02:36i mean it's actually really fun even if it is for kid cancer and there will be a lot of booze

02:43i would hope yeah given the circumstances um look if you if you can't you can't it's not a big deal

02:49i don't need you to come no no no i i i can't i can i'm gonna i can move some stuff around yeah i would

02:54love to go but thank you for inviting me are you sure because there will be a lot of doctor talk oh

02:59i love doc doc i've seen patch adams 12 times you're so funny thank you no it's good it's just

03:09it's really good you know the doctors that i usually date they're a bunch of self-serious

03:15egomaniacs but not you you don't take yourself seriously at all no i really don't no but it's

03:21really good thank you i'm looking forward to it

03:30breaking news tonight chaos has spread across the city officials are advising to shelter in place

03:39this summer you see anything no from the director of her you smell it

03:47what oh shit he's dropping trail we got this

04:01oh

04:01i got duked does this mean i'm gonna die we all gotta die sooner or later buddy and you're dying

04:11sooner

04:18all right y'all we love it but shit's whack up in here we got a trailer crisis heartland theater

04:24owners are refusing to show this because of the diarrhea explosion what that's literally the

04:28funniest part of the trailer this is a movie where zombies infect people with their diarrhea how the

04:34else are we supposed to sell this exactly hold on now are we losing the point of the film in the

04:39comedy we made a dark satire about medical disinformation and i don't want that to get

04:43lost no it's true it's a very deep and complex film but i want that diarrhea explosion in the trailer

04:47it's got to be as long as you maintain my client's vision okay sure but there's a real concern that

04:52the graphic depiction of diarrhea will hurt the concession cells of brown liquid i.e coca-cola

04:58this is why i said we should have sold to streamers no testing no theater owners

05:02don't be such a agent okay blow me that the horror and comedy play better in theaters and

05:07this is a horror comedy you are one thousand percent right he's right

05:10it's true i said okay okay knowing my audience how about we just lean into the whole zombie

05:16aspect of it and design soda cups with uh zombie dookie or diarrhea coke oh my god you're a genius

05:24you're a genius okay okay okay what if we have a free theatrical trailer save the

05:28explosion for the red band call it a brown band no that's a very good idea but honestly i think we

05:33got to lead with the explosion when's the absolute hard out deadline to ship this absolute out the door

05:39drop dead done finito 10 p.m tonight okay here's what we're going to do we're going to tweak this

05:43joke but we are not going to cut it i'll ram it through with the theater owners thank you everybody

05:50matt yes i really appreciate you having my back on this no problem and just so you know johnny

05:54this is a hill i will die on we are getting that shitsplosion thanks buddy

05:58can we order some sushi three times this week so hey are you leaving yes i actually have a very

06:10important event i have to get to unfortunately uh what about the trailer i have my phone just

06:14text me new cuts as they come in all right what's more important than the apocalypse it's a chariot event

06:18for cedar sinai i'm actually uh well i'm dating a doctor who works there oh you're dating a doctor

06:24i am yeah what kind of doctor pediatric oncologist oh fun yeah impressive what do you and a doctor

06:31even talk about oh search the smart is that supposed to mean what are you talking about okay well let me

06:36ask you this yeah what does a pediatric oncologist do it's kid cancer i don't like the connotation of

06:41any of this shit i know okay well you know we're looking at cuts until the 10 pm deadline so are you

06:45sure you're going to be able to sign off yes luckily she understands that what i do is very

06:49important and she really respects what i do and she's very accommodating so i'll have my phone she

06:54sounds amazing please have your phone on we'll email you look i owe it to you to be completely

06:59transparent this is a drug trial and while obviously the goal is to cure your daughter there is a risk that

07:04the trial will not work at all okay here's what we're going to do we do not cut back to josh

07:09after the shitsplosion you just stay on knoxville we don't see josh covered in diarrhea no look it's

07:14an ethical dilemma for me but obviously it's it's a very very hard choice for a parent so take some

07:18time and think about it also make the fart really wet sounding really juice it okay great thanks

07:24it's a plaque for all the movies they shot here oppenheimer geely fight club though that's cool

07:39i've heard of that one yes i haven't seen it but i've heard of it you haven't seen fight club no oh my

07:44god that's crazy we've got to add that to the list oh god how many is it now like 47 movies 47 movies

07:51that's probably more movies than i've seen in my entire life better get started tonight then huh

07:55oh sarah hello oh hi he's a friend oh cool this is dr rebecca chan sanders hi how's it going this is

08:04dr steve chan hi what's up and this is matt remnick yes double mds impressive couple right thank you

08:10very much and i have to say this is impressive is that taylor yeah it's brown i mean it's rust kind

08:16if you need a good taylor i could i could hook you up man oh no mine's a rental you'd never know

08:22so steve is the car guy at cedars oh wow that's awesome i'm actually kind of a car guy myself i have a

08:30uh aston martin a fiat i just got a food baker from the 60s sorry none of the car stands for chimeric

08:36antigen receptors for all those party people here pardon that super nerd alert that actually

08:41it sounds like a weapon from a sci-fi movie or something he is a breath of fresh air i know right

08:47he's not a doctor no not at all it's actually a lot like a hollywood party it's just everyone's like

08:53a little bit smarter you know a little bit yeah you're so funny ever talk to an orthopedic surgeon

09:01yeah i've had deeper conversations with my pitching wedge so matt what is it that you do in

09:07the movie oh matt is a hollywood mogul yes he runs a movie studio it's called continental studios oh well

09:14pardon me and what movies have you made oh well i championed uh the mk ultra franchise uh the lighthouse

09:21keeper dumb guys one and two sounds fun oh it is actually really fun but you know like your jobs i'm

09:29sure it can be very stressful at times sure i guess in a way yeah let's see if there's oh look there's

09:40josh june you're gonna love these girls hey sarah hey hi there and this must be matt i'm matt hi a

09:49pleasure how's it going wow your tux is so fancy oh i don't know just a normal tux right i got this one

09:56for my sister's wedding in 2003 and it still fits cool it's got tails dude i like that hey drinks

10:03anyone yeah yeah matt you uh you look like you golf right no uh i don't but uh yeah yeah between that

10:13and fainting at the sight of blood i'd be a shitty doctor i think oh you're so missing out on golf and

10:18not being a doctor oh yeah well uh i'd love to hear your pitch on golf uh yeah sell it to me give me your

10:23take huh okay well it's definitely it's a good exercise okay fresh air zen you can't perfect it

10:29you know it's an exquisite struggle yeah it's exhilarating at times and frustrating at times

10:33it's like life there you go yeah sounds fun i'd like to try it so i assume you watched entourage

10:39religiously or was it like too close to home to joy entourage uh was a show beloved by millions

10:47i actually saw a horror movie you would all love it set in a hospital ari aster directed it oh don't

10:53know him oh he's he's amazing anyway cheers yeah honestly i don't think we have been to the movies

11:01since barb and heimer oh that was years ago and we stopped going to the movies ever since covid

11:08we stream everything now oh well uh you should come back we'd love to have you

11:13well tell that to my crazy husband he bought a 77-inch tv that's right confession i love it

11:22i'd wager it is better than any movie theater i don't know imac screen is 79 feet so you know

11:28maybe a little bit better right that's true it's big oh i have to take this so sorry so sorry sorry

11:36hello give me an update i'm here with johnny uh we have a version here where we still

11:40see the shed but it's so quick it's almost subliminal but liminal johnny okay just send it when

11:47it's ready what is it what's so funny oh it's important work stuff oh speaking of work i just

11:56saw the images of the ramirez kid what a nightmare yeah no no it's not good not at all good i'm so sorry

12:03sarah that's a rough break yeah it's all you know it's tough when you know all the odds are stacked

12:11against you and you just gotta keep showing up and keep a brave face i've i've been there

12:18what do you wait have you are you saying you've had a serious illness that i don't no no no no no no no

12:24no no i i've just had like you all very very rough days at work and it's brutal yeah sure but yeah no

12:34offense matt but we we have serious stakes to deal with oh yeah no i have very very serious stakes to

12:40deal with as well oh yeah yeah no i'm sure you do um like how much should we charge for this extra large

12:49popcorn it's a joke yes it's funny no it's literally not at all what i do i guess i'm very

12:55important just saying we we all have very high pressure jobs that's all i'm saying yeah there's

13:02pressure i mean i honestly i'm i mean i'm jealous of it we deal with life and death and and youth

13:08i mean you just deal with rotten tomatoes tomato meter has a big impact on box office i won't lie and

13:15for the record you know people die on movie sets all the time is that something to brag about

13:22no not at all i'm not i would not brag about i i'm just saying you all care deeply about the outcome

13:28of your work just as i care deeply about the outcome of my art well your art you wait don't

13:34you you work for the studios that make the those mk ultra movies right the exploding head movies

13:40yeah that's you think that's art i do come on look it's i'm sure it's very well made popcorn

13:49film but it's not art art no no right yeah let's go find us yeah

13:59it is art for the record all movies are art you don't get to pick which movies are art which ones

14:03aren't are just because you don't like them that's honestly my favorite thing about art is that as long

14:07as it is a pure expression of human emotion it is by definition art so picasso's guernica and the

14:14emoji movie are both art that's what you're saying is the godfather not art no obviously the godfather

14:19is there you go right they don't even make movies like that anymore it's all superheroes and fighter

14:25pilots you want art you watch tv have you seen the bear oh yes okay i'm going to show you a screen grab

14:35from mk ultra and i want you to look at this and tell me that that is not art we used to take with

14:40no diarrhea in the mouth what that's that's a work thing don't worry about that that sounds like real

14:46art to me if you must know that message is actually in regards to a very important satire we're making

14:54and you guys should find this interesting about medical disinformation in the social media age

14:59with diarrhea in the mouth yes we have uh very cleverly decided to use the metaphor of zombies

15:06spreading their virus through projectile diarrhea so you're very important satire it's what it's just

15:14poop jokes well you know what art is meant to elicit a reaction and you're giving me the reaction of

15:21laughter just proving even further that it is art you know yeah my reaction is that movie sounds

15:27fucking dumb yeah will you tell that to academy award winner spike jones who he directed the

15:33movie who is spike jones okay yeah no he doesn't need to know who that is who cares right i'm more

15:40than happy they keep bringing it up honestly good you know i just have to take one more call i'm sorry

15:45i'm sorry okay okay be right back hello having fun with your doctors yeah honestly no these people are a

15:54a lot less sophisticated than i thought they'd be they don't even know who spike jones is check your phone

15:58yeah one sec

16:04oh my god oh god yes yeah said that for approval right now going twice sold for five thousand dollars

16:17so the happy government on the front all done sir yeah yeah we wanted that we wanted

16:27i am good you you you good you okay we good we're good yeah sorry about earlier you crazy

16:33ready to have fun great not too much fun i actually have an early morning of a meeting with a

16:37playwright actually from from london oh really yeah what place did they write uh the the harry potter

16:45plays oh wow fancy yeah oh okay this is this is it how are you going cap at 100k and split evenly that's

16:5950 kilometers right no i i overheard ricky and his buddies saying that they're going to tap out at

17:03like 80 000. now them we got this okay yeah we do next is a dream golf vacation in ireland for four

17:12people to the best golf course on earth royal county down in northern ireland with number one ranked

17:18golfer scotty schiffler giving private lessons what an amazing opportunity this could be

17:23i think we'll start at 20 000. do i hear a bit of 20. anybody 20 000. 20 who'd have been at 25. anybody

17:3025 000. 25. who'd have been at 30. 30. 30. who'd have been at 35 now 40. 40 now 45. who'd have been at

17:3545 now 50. 50. 55. who'd have been at 60. anybody 60. 60. 60 000. do i hear a bit of 65. 70. 70. who'd have been

17:4375. 75 000. 80 80. 80 000. 85 000. 85 000. i know nothing crazier than a bunch of men bidding on golf right

17:58yeah scary i can barely look i know it's nuts looks like you guys said you lead a very high stakes

18:04lifestyle are you stopping us off can you just stop it you know like where's where's fun now i'm sorry

18:11you're right i'll be fun map from now on okay 85 85 000 need a bit of 90. 90. 90 90 90 90. 90 90. 95

18:20100. 100. 100. 100. 100. 100. 100. 100 oncology in the hizzle oh look at them look at them oh they ain't got this

18:43oh you can do it uh we got it oh we got it going once going twice and i hit 200 000

19:06you're welcome i hate cancer

19:09I fucking hate it!

19:10Are you insane?

19:12What the fuck are you doing?

19:13You want fun?

19:14That was fun.

19:15That was actually fun.

19:16That was great.

19:17You're bidding against our table.

19:19I mean, what's more important to you guys?

19:22You want money for charity or you want to go play some golf?

19:25And also, this is how the dynamic is traditionally.

19:28People in the arts, we fund your little science projects.

19:31You know what I mean?

19:31Fucking arts again.

19:32Okay, I'm sorry that you need people in the arts.

19:35The Spielberg Pavilion, the Streisand Center, for whatever the fuck you built.

19:38No, you don't even like golf.

19:39They sold me on it.

19:40They were actually incredibly convincing.

19:41The pursuit of imperfection, like life, like art, actually.

19:44I need a drink.

19:45Yeah, let's get a drink.

19:46Let's go get a drink.

19:47Anyone want a drink?

19:48Come buy him.

19:49Seriously, are you that butthurt about those guys making fun of your little poop movie?

19:57Are you seriously suggesting I just gave $200,000 to charity to be an asshole?

20:01Yes, because that's exactly what you did.

20:03No, it isn't.

20:04I got swept up in the moment of the auction.

20:06Yes, it was a contagious energy.

20:08Excuse me.

20:08Oh, I'm sorry.

20:09I had no idea you were so very charitable and caring.

20:11I am, you know?

20:13Okay, well, if you are and you really don't care about golf, then give the vacation to

20:17Steve and Josh.

20:18That way you can look like a hero and maybe just maybe go some way towards looking like

20:23less of an asshole.

20:23Well, you know, honestly, I was really excited about the idea of playing golf in Scotland.

20:31Ireland.

20:31Even better.

20:33But I will seriously think about what you're saying.

20:36I'll consider it.

20:37Okay.

20:39You think fucking long and hard about it.

20:42I just think that in the wrong hands, AI becomes a diagnostic crutch.

20:57And hello.

20:58Hello.

20:58Um, I'd like to apologize to all of you, okay?

21:02I'm really genuinely sorry I outbid you in the auction.

21:06And I would like to offer you the golf trip for free, okay?

21:09That is very kind.

21:11Yes.

21:11Really?

21:11And, uh, all, uh, I would ask for, uh, in exchange is for us all to agree that what

21:18I do is as important as what you all do.

21:24And if we don't agree?

21:25Do you actually not agree at all?

21:28You don't agree at all?

21:29Look, Matt, movies are important to you.

21:31And that, that is great for you.

21:34But they are not as important as medicine.

21:37Why does one have to be more important than the other?

21:39That's all I'm saying.

21:40Why can't they be equally as important as each other?

21:42Because they're not.

21:43I'm sorry, but if a parent has a child with cancer, they bring them to Cedars.

21:47They don't take them to the Cinerama Dome.

21:50Okay, okay, okay, okay.

21:51But once they get to Cedars, what is on the wall of every single room?

21:57Heart monitor.

21:58Light side.

21:59A screen!

22:00A television screen to watch movies on!

22:02People need entertainment, art, whatever you want to call it.

22:05Look, you guys save lives.

22:07And I applaud you for that.

22:10But we, the artists, we make life worth living.

22:13No, no, no.

22:14People, people like movies.

22:16They don't need movies.

22:18They need doctors.

22:20And if you don't see that, then you're fucking delusional.

22:22You're a fucking dumb fuck, you know what I'm saying?

22:24Hey, don't call me a dumb fuck, because you are perhaps the most boring man I've ever met in my entire life.

22:29You are.

22:29You're boring.

22:29You like golf.

22:31A boring sport, mate.

22:32You're boring people, okay?

22:33Lay off, go.

22:34What lay off?

22:35I'm not going to lay.

22:35I will not be told to back off by a man dressed like Jiminy fucking Cricket, okay?

22:39You're a real piece of shit.

22:40Oh, I'm a piece of shit?

22:41Okay, well, let me tell you one thing.

22:43Of all the medical gals that have graced the halls of the Wilshire Abel Theater, what is the one plaque on the fountain about?

22:49The movie that had been shot here.

22:51Gigli's on that motherfucker.

22:53Gigli!

22:54Our worst films are getting more recognition than all the medical gals that have ever happened.

22:59Ever.

22:59Come with me.

23:00What the fuck is your deal?

23:01I don't have a deal.

23:02I am just, you know, realizing that perhaps you don't have any respect for what I do, and maybe I don't have any respect for what you do.

23:07And we have one of those relationships where there's a healthy mutual disrespect for what one another does.

23:11Well, you don't respect curing cancer.

23:13Oh, you cured cancer?

23:15I didn't read the headline.

23:16Great, I'm going to get a pack of cigarettes, right?

23:19Un-fucking-believable.

23:22I have to make a quick phone call.

23:28Excuse me.

23:28Where are we at with the trailer?

23:31Just got approval on the latest cut.

23:33Great, thank you.

23:34Great.

23:35Save the shit-splosion.

23:36Thank God.

23:36Shit, I'm sorry.

23:37Fuck.

23:38Shit!

23:39Ow!

23:39Fuck!

23:40Ow!

23:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.

23:43You okay?

23:43I'm fine.

23:44I'm fine.

23:45Okay?

23:45Oh, you should sit.

23:46We should really get you checked out.

23:47Okay, Jesus.

23:48You doctors all have God complexes.

23:50I'm fine.

23:51Thank you, okay?

23:52Oh, my God.

23:54Oh, fuck.

24:00Oh, no.

24:01Ah!

24:03Ah!

24:04Oh!

24:06Oh, God.

24:07Oh, God.

24:09Oh, God.

24:10Oh, God.

24:11Oh, God.

24:12Oh, fuck.

24:19Oh, God.

24:24What?

24:26If you've come back to apologize, you know what?

24:28Don't bother.

24:29It won't work.

24:31Fuck.

24:32Why are you so sweaty?

24:34You know what?

24:34I don't care.

24:35Just get out.

24:37This is done.

24:38Just get out.

24:39Leave us.

24:39I was going to leave anyway.

24:40Jesus Christ.

24:40Okay.

24:41Unbelievable.

24:42Jesus Christ.

24:43No, I got no idea.

24:44Sorry.

24:44So much.

24:45She's embarrassing.

24:47Ah!

24:57Oh, fuck.

24:59Ow!

25:01I called ahead.

25:02The hospital has a private room waiting.

25:07Do you know what will be on the wall of that room when I get there?

25:11A scream.

25:12A scream.

25:14And you enjoy that scream, man.

25:25Oh, fucking shit!

25:27It had to be you.

25:31It had to be you.

25:32It had to be you.

25:35It had to be you.

25:43I wonder why...

25:44You know, in order to fully appreciate MKUltra 4, you have to have seen MKUltra 2, which,

25:49you know, technically in the timeline comes between MKUltra 3 and MKUltra 4.

25:53Yeah, no shit.

25:54Michael Peña is a client.

25:55The third one was the best.

25:58The first one solid, second one okay, but MKUltra 4 made me want to stab my fucking eyes out.

26:05Hmm.

26:06At least it's an original franchise.

26:08I'll give you guys, I'll give you that.

26:10Thanks.

26:16Are you free next Saturday?

26:17No.

26:18I'm thinking of you, some others I've seen, might never be me, for nobody else gave me a thrill.

26:46With all your thoughts, I love you still.

26:53It had to be you, wonderful you.

27:00It had to be you.

27:16Not enough.

27:17We'll never forget.

27:18I will never forget.

27:19No.

27:20I'm thinking.

27:21You're working.

27:22Huh?!

27:23I'm thinking.

27:24No.

27:25I'm not.

27:26I'm thinking of you, some others.

27:27All right.

27:28I'll never forget.

27:29I'm...

27:30Yeah.

27:31You're good.

27:32You're good to be, as I bet.

27:33I'm not.

27:34I'm not.

27:35No.

27:36I was.

27:37I was.

27:38Huh?

27:39I'm not.

27:40Well.

27:41I was.

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