- 5/21/2025
The Studio (2025) - Season 1 Episode 8 -
The Golden Globes
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00:00So if you win, you'll thank me?
00:26No, see, I'm not personally nominated, so I don't get to go on stage.
00:30Studio executives can't be personally nominated.
00:32A movie I greenlit is nominated.
00:34Wait, you don't get to give a speech? You don't win a trophy?
00:37No.
00:38Matty, I told a whole room full of people here, you're gonna win a Golden Globe.
00:42The Leventhals drove from Siotis to watch with me.
00:44Well, you tell the Leventhals that if the movie Zoe Kravitz directed
00:47wins Best Musical or Comedy like it's supposed to,
00:50she will thank me in her speech in front of millions of people.
00:53Everybody will hear her say my name.
00:55Matthew, if it's Zoe's movie, why did you tell me your movie was nominated?
01:00No, see, I essentially did make the movie.
01:02I'm a part of the filmmaking team.
01:04It wouldn't have happened without me, but the whole thing is
01:06nobody knows I had anything to do with it
01:08until Zoe Kravitz thanks me in her acceptance speech.
01:11Well, she had better thank you with all your sacrifice for this job.
01:15No wife, no kids.
01:17My choice, Mom.
01:19Just run up on stage with the rest of them.
01:21Give your mother a little wave, huh?
01:23Okay, I gotta go. I love you. Bye.
01:35Hey, Matt.
01:37Hey, Matt.
01:38Hey, how's it going?
01:50Excuse me, you're in my shot.
01:52Oh, sure.
01:53Hi, guys. We're at the Golden Globes, and look who's behind me.
01:56Zoe Kravitz, and she looks so good.
01:59I'm here with Zoe Kravitz.
02:01Zoe, this is so exciting.
02:03How does it feel to be nominated for Best Comedy or Musical?
02:07I am absolutely thrilled that the Globes have recognized our film, Open.
02:11And at the same time, it feels a little weird
02:14to be pitted in competition against other artists, you know?
02:17Like, there can really be a winner,
02:19because I feel like any time anyone in this industry
02:22gets to do something they really care about,
02:24you know, that's the real win, so...
02:26That's winning for sure.
02:28Amazing to see you, and we're here at the Globes.
02:30Who are you excited to meet?
02:31Mattie.
02:32Mattie.
02:33Mattie, it's all happening.
02:34I know. Isn't this exciting?
02:35It's so cool.
02:36I mean, it's really happening.
02:37I know, it's really exciting.
02:38I've always loved the Globes, but, you know,
02:40especially when I was boozing, but being here as a nominee,
02:42it's on a whole other level.
02:44That's amazing. You win, we all win, you know?
02:46Well, yeah, except as a producer, I could actually win.
02:50Yeah, yeah.
02:52I could go up on stage and take home a statue
02:55and become Hollywood immortal,
02:57and my legacy would be forever enshrined.
02:59Yeah, yeah, it'll be really cool.
03:01Who are all these people?
03:03I don't recognize any of them.
03:04They're influencers.
03:05Most of them don't even go inside.
03:07They just make their red carpet TikToks and leave.
03:10What the fuck is happening to this town?
03:13I remember when the red carpet for the Golden Globes
03:15actually stood for something.
03:16Yeah, but if you don't get these stone-toting fetuses
03:19to focus on something longer than 15 seconds,
03:21all of this is going the way of DDI departments.
03:24That would be a shame.
03:26Oh! We Globesin'!
03:28We Globesin', y'all!
03:30Good to see you, man.
03:32Beautiful.
03:33I'm at table 172. Where are you guys?
03:36Four.
03:37Four?
03:38Yeah.
03:39How am I 168 tables away from you?
03:42Oh, my God, am I with TV people?
03:44Poor thing.
03:45Oh, sorry, my bad.
03:46Oh, it's Stallone.
03:48I get to talk to him, I don't want to,
03:50but he still has my horse.
03:51Sly, where's my buttercup?
03:52Holy shit, watch this.
03:54Adam motherfucking Scott!
03:56Sal?
03:57Holy shit, man, how you doing?
04:00It's been so fucking long.
04:02Hey, what's up, man?
04:03What's up, dude?
04:04Listen, like 20 years ago, when I first got out here,
04:06I crashed on Sal's couch for like six months.
04:09I know that.
04:10Fucking guy's socks smell like a Coachella porta potty.
04:12True as Nick does.
04:14Hey, what table are you at?
04:15Three.
04:16Three?
04:17Three?
04:18Matt Remick.
04:19Mitch, good to see you.
04:20Zoe loved making open at Continental.
04:22Oh, we loved having her.
04:23She had such a blast.
04:24Yeah, yeah, that's good.
04:25Then why don't you...
04:26Can we make Blackwing there?
04:27Yeah, tell her to close the fucking deal already.
04:28Well, stop fucking us on the front page.
04:30I'm not fucking you on anything, dude.
04:31This will pay her more money than she's ever made
04:33for any movie in her whole career, okay?
04:35Zoe, as a vampire assassin in a black bodysuit
04:37holding a red glock dipped in holy water
04:39is cash money, bitch.
04:41Hey, why you gotta Jew me like this?
04:43I know we're both Jewish.
04:44I don't love the Jujos.
04:45You love it.
04:46I don't...
04:47No, seriously, let's close this fucker, man.
04:49She's on the fence.
04:50Just sweeten it a little bit.
04:51Please take your seats.
04:52The show is about to begin.
04:53Best and final offer.
04:54Take it or leave it, all right?
04:55I know your brother.
04:56Okay, yeah.
04:57Well, get back to me, okay?
04:58Hey, look at you.
04:59Thank you so much.
05:00Don't mind if I do.
05:02It's such an incredible honor.
05:04Um, it's not an Oscar, but it's still pretty cool.
05:07Uh, when we were pitching Deafening Silence,
05:11our reps told us no one is buying limited series,
05:14but now we have Golden Globes, and they're fired.
05:18Thank you so, so much to our incredible cast and crew.
05:23Thank you so, so much to our incredible cast and crew.
05:26Thank you so, so much to our incredible cast and crew.
05:29Thank you so, so much to our incredible cast and crew.
05:32And of course, I want to say thank you
05:34to the person without whom I couldn't have done any of this.
05:38My rock.
05:40My everything.
05:42My partner through it all.
05:44The love of my life, Ted Sarandos.
05:48Thank you, I love you.
05:50Ted, you're the best studio head ever.
05:52Uh, yes, we are married, but we're in an open relationship.
05:55But just with Ted.
05:57I didn't get rid of all back end.
05:59But all disgusting jokes about my boss aside,
06:02thank you so much to you, Ted, and to everyone at Netflix
06:06for letting us make this incredibly important show.
06:16Give it up for them. Such an important show.
06:19And everyone here makes such important work.
06:21I love it, and that's why I get nervous.
06:24You know, it's such a tense time.
06:26I hope we get to keep doing it.
06:28I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to feel like
06:31I have to go to the movies.
06:33Like, if I don't buy a ticket,
06:35the whole thing's gonna fall apart.
06:38Like, every trailer feels like a Kickstarter.
06:41Especially the expensive movies like Avatar.
06:44That's like a GoFundMe for all of Hollywood.
06:47If Avatar doesn't work,
06:50none of us will ever work again.
06:53I don't care if you don't like it.
06:55It's almost $300 million.
06:57They need us.
06:59And don't buy a ticket because you love Avatar 3.
07:02Buy one because you fucking love movies!
07:05All right, we'll be right back.
07:07That was great. It's so fun.
07:10It's just, it's an honor to be at the table with you guys,
07:13and Zoe, it's so well-deserved, you know?
07:15Yeah, it's fun.
07:16It's so weird to judge art, though.
07:18Don't you think the whole thing's so silly?
07:19Yeah.
07:20What a thought.
07:21It's true.
07:22Yeah, I just try to have a good time with these things,
07:24you know, and just be in the moment.
07:26But I have a good feeling about tonight.
07:28You have salad?
07:29They're not feeding us back there.
07:31I'm crazy.
07:32Sal, dude.
07:33We did it, Joe.
07:34We did it, Joe!
07:35Oh, my God, I'm having a crouton.
07:37Can we take a team photo?
07:38Oh, yes, yes.
07:41Patty, get over here, you fucking icon.
07:44Oh, I will, Zozo.
07:45It's the boss lady right here.
07:46Actually, Matt?
07:47Yeah, where do you want me?
07:49Maybe just there so you're not too close.
07:51Oh.
07:52Yeah, take the photo.
07:53Yeah, obviously.
07:54Of course.
07:55All right, everyone get in there.
07:56One, two, three.
07:57Team open!
07:58Team open!
07:59Yeah!
08:00Let's get one with Matt holding the camera kind of vertical
08:02because it's better for social.
08:03Oh, yeah, okay.
08:04Yes, widescreen.
08:05Team open!
08:06I love you, guys.
08:07Yeah, there you go.
08:08Let's take a look.
08:09Great, really good.
08:10Ooh!
08:11Come on.
08:13Hi, Mom.
08:14Is J-Law there?
08:15Because if so, maybe you could...
08:17Jennifer Lawrence is here, and I will not tell her
08:19to get a shoulder-length haircut, okay?
08:21I'll talk to you soon.
08:22I love you.
08:23Goodbye.
08:24Hey, Matt, you okay?
08:25Uh, yeah, I'm great.
08:27Sure.
08:29Is it just me, or does Zoe Kravitz not like me?
08:31I knew it.
08:32I knew it.
08:33Grow up, Maddie.
08:34Mitch White's told me she liked you enough
08:35to bring you Black Lady.
08:36Yeah, I mean, maybe I'm blowing it out of proportion
08:39in my head.
08:40It just seems like she doesn't, like,
08:41consider me a part of the filmmaking team,
08:43and now I'm worried that if she wins,
08:44she's not going to thank me in her speech.
08:46Maybe that doesn't even matter, right?
08:47Oh, no, that's everything.
08:50Everything?
08:51It's the most unsatisfying thing
08:53about being an executive.
08:55Your name is nowhere on the film.
08:57Exactly, yes, yes.
08:58Without a thank you,
08:59you basically do not exist.
09:01Exactly, yes.
09:02Oh, my God, when I wasn't thanked,
09:04I would sob the entire limo ride home.
09:07But now I'm a nominee.
09:09Must be one of the perks of getting canned.
09:12Okay, but, look, if you guys win tonight,
09:14will you thank me in your speech?
09:16Oh, Maddie, I would, of course,
09:17but, no, we all agreed
09:18that Zoe would be the one to speak.
09:20Will you ask Zoe to thank me in her speech?
09:23Yeah, I...
09:26You're not kidding.
09:27No, I'm not kidding.
09:28Look, I'll just ask her to thank me myself.
09:30No, you will not.
09:31Why? Why not?
09:32No, you never.
09:33You do not ask talent to thank you.
09:35That is so pathetic.
09:36Isn't it more pathetic to want something
09:38and be too afraid to ask for it?
09:40Not in this case.
09:41Not unless you want her to know
09:42you're disturbingly needy.
09:43I am not needy.
09:44I just need to be thanked tonight.
09:47What if this is my only chance
09:48to be thanked in a Golden Globe speech
09:50for the rest of my life?
09:51Maddie, I love you,
09:52but I have to go vomit.
09:54Are you okay?
09:55Yeah, I'm great.
09:56I'm great, but it's just...
09:58whenever I get even close to realizing a dream,
10:03I blow chunks.
10:04From the boys,
10:05please welcome Erin Moriarty
10:07and Anthony Starr.
10:09How's it going?
10:10Yeah, great.
10:11Looking forward to a fun night
10:12of watching people blow ten sarandos, right?
10:14Yeah.
10:15At least you're not at a table
10:16with a bunch of Dutch incels
10:17who made some horror show I've never heard of.
10:19I'm sitting next to a guy named Yope
10:21who will not speak to me.
10:22Fucking dick.
10:23So however bad your night's going,
10:25mine's fucking worse.
10:26Hey, why are you staring at me?
10:28Dude, is this really a thing you're doing now?
10:31Is what a thing?
10:33I mean, you're wearing a cape.
10:36Well, yeah.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Of course I am.
10:39It's a formal event.
10:40Formal cape.
10:41Seriously, Mr. Homeowner?
10:43I mean...
10:44Seriously.
10:45I've been a cape guy my entire life.
10:46I'm not gonna stop now.
10:48Where I come from, it's very common.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:51Your homeland is New Zealand,
10:52not Transylvania.
10:54Okay, okay, relax.
10:56Okay.
10:58And the winner
10:59for Best Supporting Actor
11:00in a Miniseries or Television Film...
11:02Oh, my God.
11:04A superhero of acting,
11:06Adam Starr!
11:07Adam Starr!
11:08Whoo!
11:09Yeah!
11:10Whoo!
11:11Yeah!
11:12Yeah!
11:13Yeah!
11:14Yeah!
11:16Oh, my God.
11:19He used to crash in my house
11:21in Puerto Rico.
11:22He used to crash in my house
11:23up in 2000.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:29This is, uh...
11:30Wow.
11:31This is unexpected.
11:33I literally do not have a speech prepared,
11:36so I guess I will just thank
11:38Ethan and Giancarlo, my co-stars,
11:40Steven Soderbergh, our director,
11:42of course, my agents,
11:44my wife and kids,
11:46everybody at Netflix,
11:47all the people that...
11:48Ted Sarandos.
11:49Ted, I love you.
11:51You know what?
11:52On my way in here,
11:53I ran into an old buddy of mine,
11:55the dude whose couch I slept on
11:57when I first came out here.
12:00So if I'm thanking people,
12:02I think I should thank
12:04Sal Saperstein.
12:05Come on, man.
12:08Dude.
12:09What happened?
12:10What are you doing?
12:12I don't know.
12:14Sal Saperstein.
12:15Thank you, thank you.
12:19Wow.
12:20Congratulations.
12:21And, uh, I think I speak
12:22for most of America
12:23when I say,
12:24who the hell is Sal Saperstein?
12:26Yeah, that's me right here.
12:28All right, sir.
12:29You might be the most
12:30enthusiastic seat-filler
12:31in globe's history.
12:33Give it up for him.
12:34All right, we'll be right back.
12:38Sal,
12:39that's fucking hilarious.
12:41That is insane, right?
12:42What happened?
12:43I can't fucking close.
12:44My phone is exploding.
12:45Yo, yo, yo.
12:46Oh, my God.
12:47I'm a meme, Matt.
12:48You're so famous.
12:49I'm a fucking meme, baby.
12:50That's amazing.
12:51I feel like I'm on cocaine,
12:52so I'm gonna go do
12:53a little bit of cocaine
12:54and see what happens.
12:55This is the best night of my life.
12:56I fucking love both of you.
12:57Holy shit.
12:58Thank you so much.
12:59Oh, my God.
13:00That's so funny.
13:01I hope not.
13:02That's so crazy.
13:05So,
13:06Zoe,
13:07where do you even start
13:08with writing these acceptance speeches?
13:10How do you decide
13:11who you're gonna thank, you know?
13:12Um, you know,
13:13I haven't really thought about it.
13:14I mean, I don't think
13:15we're gonna win, so...
13:16No, I think you really
13:17do have a good shot
13:18of winning, actually.
13:19I don't think so,
13:20but it's an honor to be nominated,
13:21you know?
13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah,
13:23but do you do, like,
13:24uh, you know,
13:25something funny,
13:26like a shtick,
13:27or do you do, like,
13:28a heartfelt speech
13:29acknowledging everyone
13:30who helped bring the film to life?
13:31You know, I really
13:32haven't thought about it
13:33because we're not gonna win,
13:34but I guess if I won,
13:35which I'm not going to,
13:36um, I would just, you know,
13:37thank the Hollywood Foreign Press
13:38and the other nominees
13:39and, you know,
13:40So smart, Zoe.
13:41Yeah, play it cool.
13:42You don't want to go
13:43full Benini, right?
13:44No, but also,
13:45a lot of people
13:46worked hard to bring
13:47the film to life,
13:48and you don't want
13:49to forget it.
13:50Hey, you haven't met
13:51Sly Stallone, have you?
13:52No.
13:53He's a bucket list selfie.
13:54Oh, my God,
13:55you've been telling me
13:56about him.
13:57An icon introducing me
13:58to another icon.
13:59And the Globe goes to...
14:00Thanks.
14:01Quinta Bronson
14:02for Intended Consequences.
14:04Hey, man.
14:05Congrats, dude.
14:06Oh, thank you.
14:07That was such a funny bit,
14:08how you thanked Sal like that.
14:09Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:10Yeah, it was like
14:11a spur-of-the-moment
14:12kind of thing, you know?
14:13Yeah, it was funny.
14:14It's like, you know,
14:15some people wait
14:16their whole careers
14:17to get thanked
14:18in a Globe speech.
14:19Wonder how they feel.
14:20Yeah.
14:21I mean, honestly,
14:22I don't think anyone's
14:23paying attention
14:24to any of this shit, you know?
14:25Yeah, totally, right?
14:26Who cares?
14:27Oh, my God.
14:28Oh, my God.
14:29Oh, my God.
14:30Oh, my God.
14:31Oh, my God.
14:32Who cares?
14:33Oh, my God.
14:34Okay, thank you
14:35so much for this.
14:36Thank you to the
14:37Hollywood Foreign Press.
14:38It was just such an honor
14:39to be directed
14:40by the amazing
14:41Alexander Payne,
14:42and I also have to thank
14:43Donna Langley at Universal
14:44and everyone at Universal,
14:45our incredible producers
14:46and our incredible
14:47cast and crew.
14:48And you know what?
14:49Look, I've never met him,
14:50but he seems like
14:51such a fun dude,
14:52and if Adam Scott
14:53likes him,
14:54he's gonna love him.
14:55He's gonna love him.
14:56He's gonna love him.
14:57He's gonna love him.
14:58He's gonna love him.
14:59He's gonna love him.
15:00He's gonna love him.
15:01And if Adam Scott
15:02likes him now,
15:03how bad can he be?
15:04Sal Saperstein,
15:05I want to say
15:06thank you to you, too.
15:10Thank y'all.
15:17Oh, my God.
15:18Sal Saperstein.
15:23And now,
15:24for fans of Schadenfreude,
15:25this is the part
15:26of the night
15:27you've been waiting for.
15:28A look at all the people
15:29we've lost this year.
15:30A big round of applause
15:31until the end.
15:32It's what they would've wanted.
15:33A callback.
15:34Yeah.
15:35How fun is that?
15:36Hey, Gabby.
15:37Hey.
15:38How's it going?
15:39Good.
15:40Yeah.
15:41I mean,
15:42it's the craziest night
15:43to be a publicist.
15:44Yeah.
15:45I feel good.
15:46I feel like our girl
15:47could get this one.
15:48Oh, yeah, really.
15:49Yeah, yeah.
15:50It feels like a good vibe.
15:51I know.
15:52It's a good vibe.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Hey, yo.
15:55So, um,
15:56did Zoey run
15:57her acceptance speech
15:58past you?
15:59Of course.
16:00Yeah.
16:01Yeah, yeah.
16:02She sent it to me this morning.
16:03We put it in the prompter.
16:04I mean, okay, she wins.
16:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:06So, um,
16:07do you happen to remember
16:08who she,
16:09who she thanks in her speech?
16:10Um, I think so, yeah.
16:11Okay, look.
16:12I'm just gonna ask.
16:13Am I one of the people
16:14she's gonna thank
16:15if she wins tonight?
16:16Oh, um,
16:17I don't think I remember
16:18because the speech...
16:19Is my name in the speech?
16:20Just tell me.
16:21Am I in the speech?
16:22Not in the draft
16:23we loaded into the prompter.
16:24No.
16:25That's a shame.
16:26Yeah, of course.
16:27Ted Sarandos.
16:28Fucking guy.
16:30Thank you so much.
16:31And I suppose
16:32thanking Sal Saperstein
16:33has become a bit like
16:34rubbing a Buddha statue's belly
16:35for luck.
16:36You know,
16:37except that in this case
16:38you've already won,
16:39so it really doesn't
16:40make any sense.
16:41Yet nothing in this business
16:42really makes sense,
16:43does it?
16:44I mean,
16:45I mean,
16:46I mean,
16:47I mean,
16:48I mean,
16:49I mean,
16:50I mean,
16:51I mean,
16:52I mean,
16:53I mean,
16:54I mean,
16:56I mean,
16:57I mean,
16:58I mean,
16:59I mean,
17:00I mean,
17:01I mean,
17:02I mean,
17:22Hey, dude!
17:23How's it going, bro?
17:24So, uh, Zoey Kravitz is afraid she forgot someone's name
17:27from her acceptance speech.
17:28I just want to make sure it's in there in case she wins.
17:30Yeah, no, the speeches, they're already proofed and loaded,
17:32so I can't really change them at this point.
17:34You can change it on the keyboard right there.
17:35You just type it.
17:36Yeah, I have a keyboard, but I need permission
17:37to change it from Zoey or a publicist.
17:39That's a problem.
17:40Yeah, they're both tied up out there right now,
17:41but they asked me to come back here and just get it done.
17:43Yeah, right. And who are you?
17:46I, um, I work at, uh, Continental Pictures.
17:50They made Zoey's film.
17:52So, anyway, Matt Remick is the name.
17:54He's the head of Continental Studios.
17:55And Zoey's, she's worried she forgot his name
17:57from her speech. She'd be devastated
17:59if she didn't thank him.
18:00Hey. Hey.
18:01What are you doing here?
18:02Oh, uh, I, what, what are you doing here?
18:04I just, I just thought you were at the table.
18:06Yeah, I'm also presenting.
18:07I just wanted to double-check my lines.
18:09Yeah, Miss Kravitz, did you ask this man
18:11to change your acceptance speech?
18:12I'm sorry, Matt what?
18:13You're Matt?
18:15He asked me to put his name, Matt, in your speech.
18:17I, uh...
18:18What is going on?
18:20I was joking.
18:21He wasn't joking.
18:23Will you shut up?
18:24Let me just explain this to you real fast, okay?
18:26Yeah, please do.
18:27It's actually very simple. I just,
18:29I just didn't want you to forget to thank me in your speech.
18:32Oh, and you thought I'd say whatever's on the teleprompter
18:34like I'm fucking Ron Burgundy?
18:37That was the hope.
18:38Look, look, I'm, I'm very proud of this movie.
18:42And I didn't write it or direct it.
18:43And the only way anyone will know
18:44that I contributed anything to it
18:46is if you thank me in your speech.
18:47And honestly, I figured you wouldn't give a shit.
18:49You don't seem to give a shit about this award stuff at all.
18:51Let's get one thing straight.
18:53I give a shit.
18:54I give a ginormous shit.
18:56You keep saying how silly it is.
18:58I'm pretending. I'm already rich.
19:00I'm already famous. Winning awards
19:01is like the only thing that's left.
19:03Okay, great. Well, then you understand how important it is.
19:05You see why I want to be thanked.
19:07Yes, I do, but you're not a part of my plan.
19:09I have this figured out to the T
19:10and I'm not getting played off. That shit's embarrassing.
19:12What do you mean? I thought you didn't think
19:13you were even going to win this thing.
19:15Oh, I'm going to win.
19:16I have gone to every luncheon and bruncheon
19:19that those Hollywood foreign fucks have thrown.
19:21I have put in the work and I am winning this shit.
19:25It's three words. Thanks, Pat Ramek.
19:27That's all I want you to put in there.
19:28You don't understand.
19:30I have practiced this in the mirror a million times.
19:33I can't change it now. It's perfect.
19:35I start genuinely shocked, then get very humble,
19:38become overwhelmed with gratitude and start crying.
19:40Then I compose myself, give a big thanks to Team Open
19:44and that's it.
19:45This movie would not exist if it wasn't for me.
19:47I greenlit it. You and me, we are Team Open.
19:51You can't possibly believe that.
19:52I do.
19:53Oh my God, that is so fucking sad.
19:55Dude, shut the fuck up, man.
19:57I'm out here trying to show Christopher Nolan
19:59that I have range and all I can hear is you whining.
20:02I'm so sorry, Ronnie, and you are killing it tonight.
20:05Zoe, I was not yelling at you.
20:06I was yelling at whoever the fuck this guy is.
20:08I love you and I love your movie. It's really good.
20:10It's not just diversity good. You're going to win.
20:12Oh, I love you so much. We're not going to win,
20:13but I love you.
20:15Zoe, I'm begging you here. My mother is watching.
20:21I have to go rehearse my bit.
20:35Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, God, no.
20:41Fuck.
20:47Oh, no.
20:48Matt. Yeah, I've got eyes on him.
20:50Yeah, I'm going to tell him right now.
20:51Yeah, what's up? That was Zoe.
20:53She's going to back out of the Blackwing deal.
20:54I just told you that right now?
20:56She just called me and she said that you're trying
20:58to put your name in her acceptance speech.
21:00Fuck. Have you lost your fucking mind?
21:02She is livid, okay? So forget about thanking you.
21:06She will never work with you again.
21:09Now's not the time for these fucking jokes.
21:10I'm not joking.
21:12We need to make Blackwing, okay?
21:13It's a priority for you guys. Move things over.
21:15Me? Yes, my first dollar gross.
21:17We will give her first dollar gross.
21:19Really? Yes.
21:21Well, now you're talking like a rational human being.
21:27When young writers ask me for advice
21:29on how to succeed in the entertainment business,
21:31I tell them three things.
21:33First, shorter is better. Second, faster is better.
21:37Third, don't take anybody's advice.
21:41When I look back on my career,
21:42there are far too many people to thank for one speech.
21:46So I'll whittle it down.
21:49Thank you, Sal Saperstein.
22:07It's me. That's me. That's me.
22:17Yeah. I love you, Eric Sorkin.
22:20You can't handle the stuff.
22:31Hey, Ted. Hey, man.
22:35I got to ask you, man, how do you get all these stars
22:37to thank you in their speeches?
22:38Are you showing up on set every day?
22:40Are you giving them fucking fruit baskets or something?
22:43No, it's contractual. I force them to.
22:46They literally have to thank me.
22:48Really? Yeah.
22:49Yeah, I'm not going to leave something that important
22:51to chance.
22:52Yeah, no, wow, that's genius, man.
22:55I got to do that from now on. Yeah, right?
22:57I mean, otherwise, why in the world
22:58would they possibly thank us?
23:00We're bean counters. They're artists.
23:02Yeah, I mean, I am an artist, so ...
23:06That's hilarious.
23:07No, I mean, I am. I mean, we are both artists, Ted.
23:11Oh, I'm not a fucking artist.
23:13Well, I am a fucking artist.
23:16But even if you're crazy enough to really believe that,
23:18don't say it out loud in front of the real artists.
23:21I think your category is next.
23:23Shit.
23:28What a dumbass.
23:30You know, the worst part of awards season
23:32is all the constant pandering for attention.
23:36Isn't that right, Basha?
23:38Don't you hate the pandering?
23:42Yeah, the dog-sitter flaked. Basha hates to be alone.
23:45But I swear, the turd in the green room was not his.
23:48It was Dame Judi Dench.
23:50But, Judi, I picked it up for you.
23:51I love you.
23:53Here to present the award for best motion picture,
23:55musical, or comedy is a man who has done neither.
23:59Zack Snyder, everybody.
24:04Now, for any of you who felt like the show's gone by too fast
24:06or felt it's not nearly long enough,
24:09don't worry, I'll be releasing a six-hour,
24:11black-and-white, four-three version of the show,
24:14Snyder Cut style, on digital download and Blu-ray.
24:18$29.99, so look for that.
24:23All right, let's get to it, shall we?
24:25The nominees for best motion picture,
24:28musical, or comedy are...
24:30The nominees for best motion picture,
24:33musical, or comedy...
24:35Dogs Are People 2.
24:37Whoo!
24:40Intended Consequences.
24:43Whipsmart.
24:45Open.
24:46And finally, Gay Lilies.
24:51The Golden Globe goes to...
24:55Sal Saperstein.
24:56No! Open!
24:58Open! Open!
25:01Yeah! Yeah!
25:02Yeah, we did it!
25:04Yeah! Yeah!
25:06Annie!
25:08Oh, my... Oh, my...
25:10Oh, my...
25:13I'm a no-word winner.
25:14I did it. I did it.
25:16I did it. It happened.
25:21Oh, my God.
25:23Oh!
25:25Whoo!
25:27Wow.
25:28Wow.
25:31I was not expecting this.
25:33I know people say that, but I really...
25:36really wasn't.
25:37Wow. I...
25:39I really can't even believe
25:41that I'm even in the conversation
25:43with visionaries like Alexander Payne
25:46and his masterful storytelling in Gay Lilies,
25:49or Jonathan Levine and his hilarious
25:52and heartfelt Dogs Are People 2.
25:55It is so silly the way they pit us
25:58against each other like this,
26:00and so I accept this award
26:03on behalf of all of us.
26:05And...
26:09Sorry.
26:11I am so... I am so grateful
26:14that I get to do this for a living.
26:17To make art and to tell stories from the heart
26:21is a privilege and one I don't take lightly.
26:26Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press.
26:29Thank you to my amazing cast and crew.
26:33And, yes, thank you, Sal Saverstein,
26:36who actually did work on my movie.
26:40And my rock of a producer,
26:43my mentor, my bestie,
26:46Patti Lee.
26:47Oh, girl.
26:48I love you.
26:50I, um...
26:53Oh, and, um, there is one more person
26:57I would like to thank.
26:58Don't let me off.
26:59He believed in the movie from day one.
27:03Without him, the film would not have been made.
27:05So I want to take this opportunity
27:08to say thank you so much.
27:29Oh!
27:31Yes!
27:33Yes!
27:35Yes!
27:36How did the speech play?
27:38I didn't think I was gonna win.
27:39I was up there rambling.
27:41I don't even know what I was saying.
27:42People, we're spellbound.
27:44Really?
27:45It was so authentic and endearing.
27:47Oh. And magnetic.
27:48Thank you. I love you.
27:50She didn't say your name.
27:51I know. I know.
27:52We even had subtitles on for Alan Friedlander's
27:54death of the post now.
27:56Nothing. What happened?
27:57I don't know what to tell you, Mom. I'm sorry.
28:00It's a complicated situation.
28:02I'll tell you about it later, okay?
28:05I got to go. Okay, but call me back.
28:07Bye.
28:08What's up, motherfuckers?
28:09We did it!
28:10We fucking did it!
28:11We did it!
28:13Oh, and Beth, with the headline of the night,
28:15the anchor said the MVP of the evening
28:17is Continental VP Production Sal fucking Saperstein.
28:22For all of this, just for letting Adam Scott
28:24crash on your skid-mark couch,
28:26you have officially won Hall of Fame.
28:28Sam! No!
28:29Dude! Dude! Look what we did!
28:31Dude! No!
28:32Wait! Yeah!
28:35We fucking did it, guys!
28:36Hey, listen, Jimmy Kimmel rented out the penthouse.
28:38It's gonna be the best after-party ever.
28:40You want to go?
28:41Jimmy Kimmel, I'm fucking in! Yeah!
28:42I won't be at work tomorrow.
28:44Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
28:45Let's go, guys!
28:46Yeah!
28:47Hi, everybody!
28:49Hi.
28:51Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
28:53Wait, Matt, where are you going?
28:54Oh, uh, that's me. I'm just heading home.
28:56It's, you know, it's been a long night.
28:58Did you tell her? Well, I was about to.
29:00Tell me what? She's good to close the deal.
29:02We got a movie.
29:03Team Blackwing.
29:05Team motherfucking Blackwing!
29:06Really? Oh, my God! Team Blackwing!
29:09Yes! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
29:11Good shabbos. Oh, yeah. You, too.
29:14Thank you, honestly.
29:15You're gonna make another great film.
29:16We'll be back in a few years.
29:18You'll get another one of those. I doubt that.
29:19I'll talk to you soon.
29:21Matt, wait. I got cut off,
29:22but you did hear that I did say thank you.
29:25I did. I saw your mouth.
29:27You mouthed my name. I appreciate that.
29:28I'm so sorry I went crazy in there.
29:30No! It's okay. It's okay.
29:33But, really, I mean it. Thank you.
29:35Thank you for Green Lighting Open.
29:37I believed in you from the very start,
29:39and at the end of the day, you're the artist.
29:41I'm just the bean counter.
29:44Have a good night. Yeah, I'll talk to you soon.
29:45Okay. Hi.
29:49Oh, Matt.
29:51You know you'll get one of these someday.
29:53You just have to get fired first.
29:55Might happen sooner than you think.
29:58Congratulations, Patti.
29:59You really, really deserve that, okay?
30:01Thank you. Happy for you.
30:02Thank you. Yeah. Thank you.
30:03Thank you, Matt Remick.
30:05Thank you, Patti Lee.
30:07Team Open! Yeah!
30:09Woo! Team Open!
30:11Yeah! Woo!
30:13Yeah!
30:15♪♪
30:18Fuck.
30:20♪♪
30:23Your movie lost?
30:26No, it won.
30:28Take me home, please.
30:32Got it.
30:33♪♪
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