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Greg Gutfeld Show (Full Episode) | May 16, 2025
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00:00It's Friday, so you know what that means.
00:27Let's welcome tonight's guests.
00:28When I get a four-hour erection, it's usually his fault.
00:31Chief Patient Officer at the Wellness Company, Dr. Drew Pinsky.
00:39He's rarely obtuse and doesn't need moose, comedian Vince August.
00:46She's full of good cheer and talks like an auctioneer, outnumbered co-host Emily Compagno.
00:55And when old women see him, they shout, A-A-R, please.
01:00New York Times best-selling author, comedian from around the world, Gabriel Torres.
01:07Before we get to some news stories, let's do this.
01:11Breads, leftovers.
01:13This is gonna be fun.
01:16Mmm.
01:17It's leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week, and as always, it's
01:21my first time reading them.
01:22So if they suck, we'll feed Joe Mackey ex-lax in a pot of coffee and make him do squats.
01:30Sad thing is, he'll like it.
01:32So nearly two dozen Trende Aragua gangbangers in an ICE detention center flooded the unit
01:38by clogging the toilets.
01:41They learned this from watching Jerry Nadler.
01:44Meanwhile, a new study shows that chimpanzees wipe their butts after going to the bathroom.
01:51They learned this from not watching Jerry Nadler.
01:59They were connected, those jokes.
02:02Former FBI Director James Comey is being investigated by the Secret Service for posting 8647 on
02:08Instagram, allegedly code for killing President Trump.
02:13He's also being investigated for threatening Jenny by posting 867-5309.
02:23One day I'm gonna make her mine.
02:25Hillary Clinton weighed in on the Cutter plane gift by tweeting,
02:30No one gives someone a $400 million jet for free without expecting anything in return.
02:35Hmm.
02:36Well, I see your point about the plane, but what about a Hummer?
02:49They're very comfortable rides.
02:52After shaking as many hands as possible in Saudi Arabia, President Trump teased Joe Biden
02:56for only offering up a fist bump years ago.
03:00Which is still better than Hunter, who offered a bump off his fist.
03:06If you're laughing, you've done it.
03:10According to a new book, Biden brought in Steven Spielberg to help his campaign.
03:14His staff had just watched Jurassic Park and figured he's the man to bring a dinosaur to life.
03:23Halle Berry says she's not sure if a woman should ever play James Bond.
03:29So I guess you're out of luck, Chris Hayes.
03:34Gratuitous.
03:35What the hell?
03:36It's Friday.
03:37An Amazon driver was caught on camera taking a dump on a homeowner's doorstep.
03:44What's the big deal?
03:46What if that's what you ordered?
03:48Hey, honey, my poop's here.
03:51My poop's here.
03:53Yeah, you're laughing now.
03:58Could be big business.
04:00According to a report at a Super Bowl party, Hunter Biden once threatened to knock out
04:04CNN's Jake Tapper.
04:05It's a change for Hunter, who usually threatens to knock people up.
04:14Cops found what appeared to be a human leg bone near Taylor Swift's Beachside Mansion.
04:21I guess the bone and the rest of the body are never, ever, ever getting back together.
04:28I never liked it, but Surgeon General Pick Casey Means once claimed she used the magic
04:38mushrooms to help find love, which is different from Joy Behar, who was hired by a truffle
04:43farm to find mushrooms.
04:46That's a good one.
04:54The Taliban in Afghanistan has banned chess due to fears the game is a source of gambling.
05:00The good news is, though, they're still totally OK with Pin the Dale on the donkey that you
05:05plan to have sex with.
05:08A passenger is sworn off flying Spirit Air after finding cockroaches in her seating area.
05:16Wow, Spirit will sell tickets to anyone.
05:20And finally, scientists say the universe is decaying much more rapidly than previously
05:26expected.
05:27Experts say to make it seem longer, watch Fox at 8 p.m.
05:39So all week, we've been hearing bombshell revelations about Joe Biden from the book
05:44Original Sin.
05:45Not to be confused with Original Sin, the erotic thriller I made with Sharon Stone back
05:51in 1992.
05:54People still hit the pause button when I uncross my legs.
05:58So, yeah, we heard a lot about Joe, but what about Kamala?
06:05Well, just like the corpse, it's now OK to talk about how terrible the clown was, too.
06:11Because before, it would have been career suicide to spill the beans and commit an act
06:15of actual journalism.
06:17Ripping on Kamala now is about as risky as wearing leather chaps to a pride parade.
06:22Right, Dr. Drew?
06:26But now it's being reported that they were so paranoid about her public behavior, they
06:31held a fake party ahead of a D.C. dinner in 2022.
06:36Her aides even considered serving wine so she could practice with a glass or two, but
06:41decided not to.
06:43Good call.
06:45The only time Kamala stops after two glasses is when she switches to chugging Listerine.
06:51The book also claims Kamala was a regular headache for the White House and often shied
06:56away from tough assignments.
06:58Good thing she wasn't really the Borders are that they said she was.
07:03Even easy assignments like fronting the National Space Council she found difficult, just like
07:08walking in a straight line while saying the alphabet.
07:13But even this supposed scoop isn't anything new.
07:16We already knew that when she fell out of that coconut tree, she must have gone head
07:20first.
07:22But back then, most of the media ignored Kamala's incompetence for the same reasons they covered
07:27for Joe's decline, because their first priority was always trying to stop Trump.
07:32And now they're writing tell-all books about it.
07:35That's how good the Trump economy is.
07:37Even losers who conspired against him are making cash.
07:41So we had two stooges in power.
07:43All that was missing was Mo.
07:48But there shouldn't have been news to anyone.
07:50We told them over and over, and all they did was call us liars.
07:55So for us, there are no world-changing bombshells, just a way for the media to avoid an admission
08:00of guilt.
08:01Joe was asleep at the wheel, and the cackler could get a DUI just walking around the Rose
08:06Garden.
08:07It's just a sad attempt to pretend to be journalists after hiding the biggest scandal in presidential
08:12history.
08:13Biden and Kamala were lead actors in a staged White House.
08:17It reminds me of one of those open houses when they have to rent new furniture and scrub
08:22clean the bloodstains from the scene of a bloody crime.
08:26They never did sell Dana's bungalow.
08:30And of course the media covered for them.
08:32Turns out the only cheap fakes are CNN employees who took a pay cut.
08:37They had a regiment of hacks ready to spin at the moment's notice.
08:41Don't worry, Biden's debate was great.
08:43He just had a cold.
08:44Well, if a cold can give you that much brain damage, I better start mixing vitamin C with
08:49my Valtrex.
08:51No, Biden and Kamala weren't the trailblazers they were pegged to be, unless they were blazing
08:58a trail to a long-term care facility.
09:01But in a way, this administration was a historic first.
09:04Typically, you elect people into office that are problem solvers.
09:07You don't elect people who become the problem that you need to solve.
09:12Their incompetence worsened issues facing everyday Americans.
09:16But lucky for us, we had a stud batting cleanup.
09:19And unlike Harris, he's a giant at small talk.
09:22The job you've done is second to none.
09:25You look at this, it's so beautiful.
09:27As a construction person, I'm seeing perfect marble.
09:31This is what they call perfecto.
09:34And just a great job you've done and what a beautiful place and we appreciate those
09:39camels.
09:40I haven't seen camels like that in a long time.
09:43We haven't seen camels like that in a long time.
09:47We don't deserve him.
09:48Here he is!
09:49You know, it's not a coincidence that I have a doctor on the panel to discuss Kamala's
10:01condition.
10:02Now, I've seen or heard that they often will do rehearsals for people with social phobias.
10:09Do you think this is what it was like or is there something else going on?
10:12Well, a couple things.
10:13I mean, exposure therapy is the way of the world now.
10:15That's why safe spaces are the anathema to mental health.
10:19I get thrown off the bus for that.
10:22Well, it's a different...
10:25I'm sorry.
10:26Go ahead.
10:27So, but you've also mentioned, so there's a couple things about the sort of exposure
10:34they were putting her to, which was this may be a way of sort of re-acclimatizing her to
10:39her social anxiety without the use of alcohol, which is interesting.
10:44She may lean on alcohol, people have speculated.
10:47And the other thing is you mentioned how that they are like a stage setup.
10:50I've actually been on the stage.
10:51You know, they had a fake Oval Office.
10:54I've been on that stage.
10:56It is now, they've moved it into sort of a fake press pool and a fake this.
11:01And they used to use that for Biden's interviews.
11:04So this whole presidency and vice presidency was about false sort of staging of everything.
11:12Everything to me has lost its...
11:15I can't rely on anything that comes out of them.
11:17Yeah, yeah.
11:18No, they've lost all their validity.
11:19Their veracity.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:22It is interesting though about that point about the drinking thing is that it's always
11:25a sign something's bad when they have to manage it.
11:28Oh, for sure.
11:29You know, when you manage your drinking, that means you have an issue.
11:32Like I'll just, you know, I'm going to have a beer instead of wine, or I'm going to have
11:37both just a six pack instead of a 12 pack.
11:39The way we say that is it's not a normal relationship with alcohol.
11:42Most people don't have to manage alcohol, they just make choices.
11:45But here's the question, which version of Harris was the sober one?
11:49That's what I want to see.
11:50Yeah.
11:51Where's the video where she's sober?
11:53Show me that because I think all we've seen is the drunk version.
11:56And that helped her out because you could never tell if she was drunk.
11:58Right.
11:59Because she was like that all the time.
12:01Where's the sober one?
12:02Yes.
12:03That's why I act retarded all the time.
12:06So here's what we got to do.
12:07We got to have a fake party to teach someone how to act real.
12:10This is the new thing.
12:11Yes.
12:12Do you think they told her like, I mean, it's like you don't tell people when they're given
12:17a placebo.
12:18Do you think they told her the party was fake or do they tell her it was real?
12:22I don't think they told her for four years.
12:24I'm not going to lie.
12:25I mean, this entire administration has been fake from the guy who was supposedly running
12:31the country.
12:32That clearly wasn't the fact that they had a fake primary.
12:34That wasn't even a primary signatures, the fakes, the fake news that covered it.
12:40And then the best is that the people who are covering for this are like, man, we just
12:44dodged a bullet.
12:45Didn't we?
12:46You're the bullet.
12:47You're the thing that we had to dodge.
12:48And they're like, wow, we can laugh about it now, but that was close.
12:52We have to like, we have to, the longer we let this go on, the more the scandal goes.
12:59This has to be a commission.
13:00Emily.
13:01So here's the thing.
13:02Like if you take a great leader like Winston Churchill, so everybody knows that he drank,
13:07but that's okay because he's a great leader.
13:09So I would understand like, um, Kamala having some kind of antisocial lubrication issue
13:17if she was actually doing stuff, but we find out she wasn't doing anything either.
13:22So why were they covering for an incompetent?
13:24I mean, it's not like we needed her.
13:26Right.
13:27Um, I think the lubrication is an added enhancement to the exposure.
13:29It gets you, it gets you an added sentence for the record.
13:32Um, yeah, look, that's what was so demoralizing about this.
13:35We forgive brilliant geniuses for having quirks, right?
13:38We forgive amazing leaders for having qualities that are maybe undesirable because the whole
13:43point is it's a trade off.
13:44Of course, I will gladly take Winston Churchill as an alcoholic because of the brilliant leader
13:49that he was.
13:50Here.
13:51However, we have nothing in exchange.
13:52There are no redeeming qualities and I think what we, when we assess the situation and
13:56especially by the way, the Kabuki theater of a fake party for the vice president, that's
14:01what you do in Hollywood, you know, a talent that they're about to be the star of a Hollywood
14:06film, a vice president.
14:08We do.
14:09You know who we do this for?
14:10Whenever we throw book parties for Kilmeade.
14:11But remember on the record, we had dozens, in fact, I think it was 30 dozens of anonymous
14:18sources from her camp that came out and leaked about her deficiencies, the toxicity, uh,
14:23their failure to keep up all the things.
14:25And the whole point is the media didn't pick it up.
14:27So now on their apology tour that they're making, trying to make their money and act
14:31like, oh, well, well, we just didn't know they covered even that up because people from
14:35the inside of the white house were screaming.
14:38You look like you're ready to explode.
14:40I can't even, I know, but your body move your, you, the, the insanity, like you just, it
14:52just, let's look at the Jim Henson, rest his soul.
14:57Couldn't have made two better puppets than president Biden and Kamala Harris, like, and
15:02each one had like their own little weird quirks.
15:05Like he was an arrogant guy with dementia and then she was a narcissist with anxiety
15:11disorder.
15:12So all the bases were covered.
15:14They would do weird.
15:15If you called him on it, he'd forget.
15:18And if you called her on it, shame on you.
15:20She has a disorder.
15:21Yeah.
15:22You understand what I'm saying?
15:23Why you just want to just, yeah, just, I mean, come on, but what I, what really bothers
15:34me if I had to work with someone who was weird and quirky and said, and I had to bring them
15:42in all the time.
15:48Keep going.
15:49Yes.
15:50And stay with me.
15:53Yes.
15:54And then we were going to put him up to be the head star.
15:59Yes.
16:00And we had to practice crazy, having him around people.
16:05At some point I would look at the rest of the crew and go, are we kidding ourselves?
16:11He's failing the practice party.
16:14You had to practice being hired for that thing.
16:21Like, like did they hire actual waiters and waitresses or actors to play waiters and waitresses?
16:26And they did the thing like when you have a birthday party and you know, your kid's
16:29a brat, but you won't admit it.
16:31So you tell the clown, look, he has a few issues.
16:33Yeah.
16:34He's a narcissist with anxiety.
16:36So make sure you don't call him out on anything.
16:39She's going to ask where the booze is to say it's on its way.
16:44Just say there was an accident with the truck.
16:47Yes.
16:48And this is why the propaganda media, I hate them so much is that they knew this.
16:52This wasn't hard.
16:53Anyone could see it.
16:54And they still try to pretend like they, that you keep bringing it up.
16:58They lied to me.
16:59It's called spin.
17:00Yeah.
17:01Keep saying that.
17:02And you need, we keep saying, Oh, you knew what it was.
17:03The journalist's job is to call them out on the spin.
17:08It's supposed to have integrity.
17:09Shouldn't they be trying to find the people who are in that room at this point?
17:11Well, here's an idea.
17:12And I never went to journalism school for three seconds, but even I know a follow up
17:16question.
17:17Yeah.
17:18Yeah.
17:19Yeah.
17:20All right.
17:21We must move on.
17:22We've got more stuff ahead.
17:23Up next.
17:24Comey's asinine threat.
17:25If you'll be in five words,
17:32Comey makes an assassination threat.
17:35Vince, former FBI director James Comey posted, then deleted a picture of seashells.
17:40You can see them there on the beach spelling out 86 47, apparently 86 referring to eliminating
17:49something or someone.
17:50And 47 for Trump.
17:51Do you think he meant it?
17:52He claims he meant no harm.
17:54Yeah, I know.
17:55Yeah.
17:56Oh yeah.
17:57Like, like when I'm asked what I like to do in a bedroom with a girl and I go 69 and she
18:02gets shocked.
18:03I mean, no, the thermostat.
18:04I want the thermostat set at 69.
18:08Get out of here.
18:09Look, everybody knows what all this, like 420 Jeep.
18:13What does that refer to?
18:14I know it.
18:15Look, we have old people.
18:16Obviously they get stoned too.
18:18Everybody knows what it is.
18:19It's Hitler's birthday.
18:20Yeah.
18:21They had a girl with a 666 tattoo on the back of her neck.
18:23That's not a red flag.
18:24That doesn't mean what I think it does.
18:26That's my area code.
18:28No, that's not a crazy evil bitch.
18:29I'm sure she's fine.
18:33I still don't know what product 19 is though.
18:36Wow.
18:37Cereal.
18:38No.
18:39Do you?
18:40What happened to the 18 other products?
18:41Hey, Emily, do you guys never don't remember product 19?
18:45Oh, is it a cereal?
18:47It was a cereal.
18:48All right.
18:49I'm going to just going to forget this ever happened.
18:51Emily.
18:52So you know what the media is doing now?
18:55The media is making the story about conservatives pouncing, pouncing on this.
19:01Oh, look, they're making this into a big deal.
19:03The same media that spent a week on like Elon Musk saluting or calling everybody Nazis.
19:11Hillary are now saying, oh, look at them pounce over something so innocent, right?
19:15And they're always talking about who should know better.
19:18The reality is that you would think the director of the FBI would look, I don't even like a
19:23post or something that I laugh at.
19:25If I think, you know, I am always cognizant that I am representing a bigger brand.
19:28I can't imagine the director of the FBI thinking that would go unnoticed until you tie in the
19:35fact that he too has written a book and that too is coming out next week.
19:39So all he wants is publicity.
19:41He's also obsessed with seashells because he also posted a picture of Harris for president
19:45with like even aerials weighing in for his five followers.
19:49At the end of the day, this guy is a quirky director who needs a comfort dog, by the way.
19:56So I don't think we should have been listening to him from the get go.
19:58The only positive thing I think he's ever done is negatively impact Hillary Clinton's
20:02election.
20:04It also seems to me how sloppy they've become with their extreme, delusional preoccupations,
20:10right?
20:11It's to the point that the director of the FBI is literally going to make a threat.
20:15Listen, my former colleague from radio said something flippant during in Los Angeles radio
20:20during an Obama visit.
20:22He was visited by the Secret Service two days later and forced to come in and shaken down
20:26for a couple of hours just because he said something sort of like inappropriate about
20:30Obama's visit.
20:32That's the way they take these things seriously.
20:35As you point out, the director of the FBI knows better, but they're so delusional in
20:39their thinking like, isn't this funny?
20:41It's not funny.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Well, he did it on the beach.
20:44Tyrus Pratt.
20:45Yes.
20:46Watson.
20:47Yes.
20:48Yes.
20:49He did that.
20:50He didn't find it.
20:51Look at that.
20:52He left his damn knuckle prints.
20:53Lurch.
20:54Underneath the damn number.
20:55Lurch.
20:56Look at these big shoes.
20:57See his knuckles?
20:58Yeah.
20:59What do you think, Tyrus?
21:02And I disagree with Emily.
21:03He doesn't need a comfort dog.
21:04He needs a cellmate.
21:05Why is this man not in jail?
21:06Yeah.
21:07Well, he has a comfort dog.
21:08He carries it around.
21:09And this is what bothers the American people.
21:16If this guy was just a truck driver who did this and he would have got arrested.
21:22This isn't like we haven't had assassination attempts.
21:25This is a man of power.
21:26There's a certain part of this country respect him, thought he was wrongly, whatever their
21:30deal is, whatever their little spin is.
21:32And the fact that he did this, he did it willingly, he put it out there.
21:36And when you put a message out there, we saw the results of when they say Hitler, Hitler
21:39every night.
21:40This is not a stupid man.
21:42So he knew exactly what he was doing, but they have gotten away with it.
21:46We see people on TV every night who are making comments.
21:49Even when the assassination attempt happened, they tried to say it was staged.
21:53It wasn't real or he got lucky.
21:55So this is nothing new with propaganda media.
21:58And he's coming out.
21:59He's coming out.
22:00He thought he was clever doing this.
22:01I just don't understand why he's not sitting in the office right now.
22:03Why is his home?
22:04Why is not everything in his home being pulled out and look through?
22:07Why is computers not being looked through to see if he was sending messages?
22:10Was that a call to arms?
22:11Like, why are we not treating him like a domestic terrorist?
22:15Because that's he has the inside inside.
22:17Why are we not treating him that way?
22:19All right.
22:21Did I miss anybody?
22:26Whenever I get thrown off.
22:27I called you Watson.
22:28You ain't been the same.
22:29Did I talk to you already?
22:30OK, good.
22:31Wow.
22:32I think I'm going to do exposure therapy.
22:33Yes.
22:34Lubricants again.
22:35This isn't a real show.
22:36All right.
22:37Up next.
22:38This is just a show.
22:39Up next.
22:40Biden's auto pen failure.
22:41Five more words.
22:42Biden's auto pen pardons on New York.
22:43This is just a show.
22:44Up next.
22:45Biden's auto pen failure.
22:46Five more words.
22:47Biden's auto pen pardons on notice.
22:48Emily, you're a lawyer or so you claim the incoming DOJ pardon attorney plans to investigate
23:02Biden's questionable auto pen pardons, including ones for Fauci, Mark Millay, the January 6th
23:08committee members, potentially rendering them invalid because we're finding out more
23:13and more that Biden was really never president.
23:16Is it possible that all this could be undued?
23:20Yeah.
23:21That was my legal question.
23:27I hear what you're saying.
23:28Yeah, absolutely.
23:29Here's the thing.
23:30So they dug a little deeper.
23:31They said, look, the auto pen itself is not rendering it all invalid.
23:35However, when you put together these extenuating circumstances where, number one, the president
23:39specifically denied having any knowledge of certain substances, number two, at times of
23:44the signing, he was definitively out of the country, and number three, it calls into question
23:48who exactly was making these orders.
23:49Now, it's one thing if the president has a proxy, right?
23:52Obviously, he can say, you do this on my behalf.
23:54To have no knowledge of it and to have, therefore, someone executing in this executive authority
23:59and us not knowing about it as the American people, what I love the most, though, is that
24:03the head of this investigation has been quite clear and said, look, if there are charges
24:06to be made, we will charge them.
24:08We will convict them.
24:09We will invalidate these pardons and like, but he also said, and if there's a way to
24:13publicly shame them, if that's all we can do, we're going to do that, too, and shame
24:17them all.
24:18And I love a good public shaming.
24:20I'm excited for that.
24:23You are a cheerleader.
24:29Tyrus, it does seem like this whole thing is unraveling and it's only going to get worse.
24:37They need to have hearings, I think.
24:39Well, not just that.
24:40And again, the pardons are one thing, but I keep going back to Afghanistan and lives
24:48were lost.
24:49American soldiers' lives were lost.
24:50People's lives were ruined forever.
24:52Who was making that call?
24:55That to me is more important than some dumbass like Fauci getting a break.
25:00We know he didn't do these pardons and there's a very easy way to do this.
25:03He's doing interviews now, correct?
25:05Yeah.
25:06Can he sit down in front of the American people and explain to us his pardons?
25:10Bet he couldn't.
25:11You know, so it's frustrating when we hear this, like, I don't want public shaming.
25:16We went through five years of public shaming.
25:19We want public results.
25:21Yeah.
25:22This was a coup against the American people.
25:25It really was a coup.
25:26People were running.
25:27An insurrection.
25:28A group of socialists or progressives or whatever you want to call them were running the country
25:34under an unfit president and apparently a completely ignorant moron VP who just did
25:39whatever they were told and public shaming?
25:42Yeah.
25:43People lost their lives.
25:44Lives were changed forever.
25:46We have to, let's go back to the worst thing, and I think Afghanistan was the worst thing.
25:50The pandemic, what happened to our older folks is the worst.
25:54How many lives, American lives that we lost, where you go, hearings, yeah, there should
25:58be hearings.
25:59Yeah.
26:00You know, Dr. Drew, you're a doctor.
26:03In certain situations, don't, like, any kind of contracts become invalidated if you find
26:08out the person was signed something under duress, like a will or?
26:12Yeah.
26:13I've actually testified.
26:14I mean, Emily can speak to the legalities of it, but I've actually testified in cases
26:16like that where the things were turned upside down because somebody was impaired.
26:21The other thing, he does have a defense because he has Parkinsonism.
26:25That is a fact.
26:27And one of the key features of Parkinsonism is a deterioration of handwriting, and people
26:33frequently lose the ability to sign their name.
26:35So one of the things he could say is, I've got Parkinson or Parkinsonism at least, and
26:39I couldn't sign my name anymore, so I had to use the auto pen.
26:43Of course, they won't say that.
26:45But he also won't say he has Parkinsonism, because every time he goes on TV, he says,
26:49I'm fine.
26:50So let's take him at his word.
26:51He's fine.
26:52But the point is, there's a possibility here, but they're not going to use it.
26:56They're not going to use it.
26:57And it's a fact.
26:58He has been Parkinsonian for multiple years, and he's had some cognitive-associated problems
27:04with it.
27:05He said it to me.
27:06He goes, yeah, it's true.
27:07I do love a good park.
27:08I'll go to a park.
27:10You know, that was a terrible joke, and I understand that.
27:13It's Friday.
27:14And you also have a legal background.
27:16You are a judge.
27:17Right.
27:18Do you think this, I mean, can they undo Fauci's pardon?
27:23Can they undo these Jan Sixth pardons?
27:25Here's the easy way to do it.
27:26Go to all these people that have these perspective pardons, these pardons on things they didn't
27:30do, and say, listen, you're saying you didn't do it, so why don't we just take out the pardon?
27:35What are you worried about?
27:36Yeah.
27:37And see what their reaction is.
27:38Right.
27:39And if your action is-
27:40Chip said he doesn't want it.
27:41Yeah.
27:42Chip doesn't want the pardon.
27:43So if they say they don't want the pardon, okay, we're going to take it back.
27:44I don't want that pardon just in case.
27:45Yes.
27:46You know, let me hold on to it.
27:47I want a pardon in case I do something.
27:48I want a pardon for stuff I haven't done yet, and I think this would change society.
27:53Well, I mean, they pretty much kind of did that.
27:55No, but imagine if everybody got a free ride on one punch in the nose, and nobody knows
28:01whether or not you've been using, you've used your pardon yet.
28:04Now when you're interacting with somebody and someone says, hey, you know what?
28:08You don't know.
28:09I may use my pardon right now on you.
28:11David Angelo takes it a step further.
28:12He wants a free kill.
28:14I'm like, let's not get crazy.
28:15Let's just make it a punch in the nose, but it would calm everybody down.
28:19Yeah.
28:20I don't know.
28:21I mean, I just, I, I, I would like to think that there is justice, that all of this stuff
28:25has to be looked at, but I don't know.
28:27No.
28:28You're saying hearings.
28:29Yeah.
28:30That's the only way to do it.
28:31That's the only way to do it.
28:32We'd have to learn from this.
28:33That's the thing.
28:34And if we don't figure out what we did wrong, we'll do it again.
28:35I don't want congressional hearings.
28:36I want trials where there's an actual outcome.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Congressional hearings is just for them to put on their dog and ponies.
28:42Yeah.
28:44Yeah.
28:45I don't want a dog and pony show.
28:46Yeah.
28:47Coming up, Springsteen makes a fool of himself.
28:48It's coming your way.
28:49Hey, hey.
28:50It's video all day.
28:51That was great.
28:52The man born to run is now the opposite of fun.
29:07He went from being the boss on a mission to looking like a guy who just transitioned.
29:12Bruce Springsteen has had it with our president and his policies and let his British fans
29:17know at this concert this week.
29:19Roll it, Myrtle.
29:20In my home, the America I love, the America I've written about, that has been a beacon
29:28of hope and liberty for 250 years, is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent, and
29:36treasonous administration.
29:38They are persecuting people for using their right to free speech and voicing their dissent.
29:44The richest men are taking satisfaction in abandoning the world's poorest children to
29:52sickness and death.
29:54Oh, I love it.
29:56No wonder his initials are BS.
29:58But it's pretty funny that he's talking about how America persecutes people for free speech
30:05in a country that actually does that.
30:09But he's too much of a p***y to mention that.
30:12So Bruce, bring back the glory days when you were only half a douchebag.
30:17So I want to make it clear, Tyrus.
30:20We don't care when a celebrity says something that we don't like.
30:23That's not a big deal.
30:24He's just a huge lazy p***y because he's doing it in England.
30:28He's doing it in a foreign country and he only does this stuff when there's no possibility
30:33of a follow up.
30:34He doesn't have to say he doesn't have to bring receipts.
30:37He just says it.
30:39Well, he he reads it.
30:42Yeah.
30:43How much money do you need?
30:45I guess that's the question is because we know that they were all being paid by the
30:49left to come out in speech and vote for Kamala because it certainly wasn't from the cocktail
30:53party they had with her.
30:56And he's still like I said, they there's still no course correction for the extreme left.
31:03Yeah.
31:04There's still no celebrities who will cut the check and come out.
31:06And I would be mad at my investment.
31:08I was like, hold on, man.
31:09I just gave you four million dollars to bury President Trump and you couldn't memorize
31:12that.
31:13Yeah.
31:14Like, I mean, they just and then they're doing if these things were how I always go back
31:19to this.
31:20If if something is wrong and you're passionate about it, you don't need a script.
31:24Yeah.
31:25Dr. Drew, when all the homeless crisis was it's still out of control in California.
31:30Don't start go off for 45 minutes and not one time.
31:33I hold on.
31:34Let me check my notes on bubonic plague and how outraged in my home state.
31:37That's all you need to know.
31:38He's on January and it's sad because he's not going to be remembered for his music.
31:41You know, he's going to remember that.
31:42Looks like Katie Lang.
31:43Yes.
31:49Apologies to Katie Lang.
31:50It's I don't a lot of these old, old farts like Bruce Springsteen, Jane Fonda, Neil Young.
32:01They don't realize that it's tantrums like that that make their enemies seem more appealing.
32:06This is why Trump is seen as punk rock.
32:09It's like Springsteen has become the man that he railed against.
32:14But this is why Hollywood is falling apart.
32:16This is why Disney's falling apart and they don't see it and they just keep doing the
32:21same thing.
32:22And listen, we saw De Niro do this.
32:24What was it at the Tonys?
32:25When you have that kind of audience, that's going to go with it.
32:28Listen, you're in England.
32:29You could have been brave and said, why are you guys still have a king here?
32:34Yeah.
32:35How about take Buckingham Palace and make it like low income house?
32:38Go to China.
32:39Talk about child labor laws.
32:40I'm saying go to Italy and say you're eating too many carbs.
32:44Do something in someone else's country that'll give you some type of backlash.
32:50But to do it in front of a captive audience, it's like, dude, that's not brave.
32:54Yeah.
32:55It's kind of interesting, though.
32:56Makes you think about the other legends who aren't doing this.
33:00It makes you think that the people that Scott Adams would say the dog's not barking.
33:05Like you don't hear Bob Dylan do this.
33:06And I'm thinking, I bet Bob Dylan voted for Trump.
33:09No, when you don't hear them, they are not thinking so.
33:11But I'm not sure he's thinking this way either.
33:14When I read the quote, I was like, well, I guess that's saying something substantial
33:17here.
33:18He's reading it.
33:19It's somebody else's work.
33:20He didn't read James Baldwin.
33:21I, by the way, read a bunch of.
33:22No, but he's doing it because he's reading it.
33:23I'm not going to give him a.
33:24I agree with you.
33:25I agree.
33:26I'm not doing it.
33:27It's I completely agree with you.
33:29He is signed up for this, but he doesn't read James Baldwin.
33:32I read a bunch of James.
33:34I'm embarrassed to say I had not really been familiar with his work.
33:37He's a magnificent writer.
33:39And guess what was at the core of some of his essays?
33:41I've been he essentially is saying I've been bought into identity politics when I went
33:45to another country.
33:46I realized the problem is me.
33:47I think I'm a victim.
33:48I thought, oh, my God, this guy is relevant for today's world.
33:51But Bruce doesn't know that.
33:54Yeah.
33:55Yeah.
33:56The other thing about him, and again, I it's not like, oh, you know, we love Kid Rock because
34:05he's for Trump and we hate Springsteen because he's for Biden.
34:08It's not about that at all.
34:09It's that he has no connection to his fans anymore.
34:12It's like and it doesn't seem he doesn't even really care because he's made his money.
34:16Right.
34:17Well, so he was railing against what Trump has done to the average American worker, says
34:22the guy who last year made six million a night from his two hundred and fifty one million
34:28dollar tour.
34:29That's six times what I make the disconnect is so real.
34:34And then for him to sit in England and literally he went on to say in that quote, who's going
34:39to rise up with me and stand against this?
34:42What are you talking?
34:43We revolted from those two hundred and fifty years ago.
34:46No one is standing up with you against this.
34:50Get out of here.
34:52Hold on.
34:53Hold on.
34:54Hold on.
34:55Hold on.
34:56Hold on.
34:57Hold on.
34:58Hold on.
34:59Hold on.
35:00Hold on.
35:01Hold on.
35:02Hold on.
35:03Hold on.
35:04Hold on.
35:05Hold on.
35:06Hold on.
35:07Hold on.
35:08Hold on.
35:09Hold on.
35:10Hold on.
35:11Hold on.
35:12Hold on.
35:13You're watching.
35:14Mailing it in.
35:15Frenchy asks, what uncomfortable place did you end up waking up to the next day after
35:24a late night out?
35:25I feel like Emily should answer this first.
35:28I have a great story.
35:30So one time I was at my girlfriend's wedding and she was and then her other girlfriend
35:35was a bridesmaid.
35:36And that was the one that I was sharing the room with.
35:38She brought back one of the groomsmen to the room.
35:40And so since I am a really nice friend,
35:42I literally, I was like,
35:44oh, I'll just lay here for a second.
35:45And I spent the entire night on a tiny,
35:48do you guys know what,
35:49it was like a little, like a seat,
35:51like a love seat, but there's no back.
35:53And there's only two,
35:54like an ottoman in the hallway of the hotel on that floor.
35:59And I woke up in the morning,
36:01someone was streaming through the windows.
36:02No one woke me up.
36:03No one came to check on me,
36:04but I was a really good friend.
36:05That's nice.
36:06You know, at least you could say
36:08you slept with a man, an ottoman.
36:10I knew I would get one joke, right?
36:16Dr. Drew, healthy guy.
36:18You must've had a wild night, woke up somewhere.
36:20You know, it's not as interesting as Emily's,
36:23but I just remember that I just flashed upon
36:25the first time I drank too much.
36:26I was like 16 years old,
36:28woke up next to a cat box
36:29and the aroma had made me vomit all over the place.
36:34That's pretty good.
36:35Made everybody sick.
36:37I was actually the groomsman at that wedding.
36:45And I'm sleeping in his hotel room and I opened the door.
36:48I'm like, there's a bitch sleeping on the ottoman.
36:51Should we bring her in the room?
36:53And they were like, no, just shut the door.
36:55She won't stop talking.
36:59Kidding, I'm joking.
37:00Tyrus.
37:01Oh man, this is a traumatic one for me.
37:04I once woke up in a bathtub and it was full of ice.
37:10Yeah, and then there was a note next to it
37:12that said, too big.
37:15Apparently, they were gonna...
37:20I remember I went to...
37:24That's good.
37:25I remember I went to the Fox Christmas party
37:27and it was pretty crazy.
37:29And I woke up and I wake up and I go, who is that?
37:33And it's Brit Hume.
37:36Brit, that was a crazy night.
37:39That was a crazy night.
37:41I want you to know that I'm not gonna tell anybody
37:43about what happened.
37:45Not even to my good friend, Juan Williams.
37:48Or Brit Baer, Brit Baer's special report.
37:51I had a great time.
37:53Don't call me.
37:54I'll call you.
37:55Actually, no, you know what I did?
37:56I had a bachelor party.
37:58I walked away from a bar in Chicago and got lost
38:00and slept in a flower bed.
38:02Ooh, nice.
38:03Yeah, that was terrible.
38:04I woke up and I thought-
38:06All that extra leg room must've been weird for you.
38:10And it was, no, but it was raining.
38:12Oh, God.
38:13It was raining.
38:13You just pull a little flower petal over, you were fine.
38:15But get this, so I leave, I leave the flower bed
38:19and I'm walking along this main street in Chicago
38:22and I recognize a friend of mine.
38:24He goes, and it's my buddy, Mike.
38:25And he's going, he's running.
38:26He goes, my wife's having a baby.
38:29And I go, oh my God.
38:29He goes, I gotta go.
38:30And he throws me the key to his hotel room
38:32and he goes, you can have my hotel room.
38:34And it was a suite at the Ritz-Carlton.
38:36So I went into the Ritz-Carlton with no clothes
38:39but mud and wet stuff all over me.
38:42And first thing, I'm in this beautiful place.
38:45I put on a robe.
38:46I take a shower.
38:46It was the best.
38:47It went from the worst to the best.
38:49Yes.
38:50Isn't that a great story?
38:50It just came to me.
38:51Oh, good.
38:54Sounds like a dream.
38:56Was it?
38:56No, it was real.
38:57I'm pretty sure it was real.
38:58All right, don't go away.
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