Greg Gutfeld Show _ FOX BREAKING NEWS TRUMP MAY 20, 2025
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00:16A lot of whistling. Whoa!
00:17Yeah! Fantastic.
00:19Thanks.
00:21Alright. Alright.
00:24Looks like...
00:25I love you!
00:26Alright.
00:28Looks like I won't be sleeping alone tonight.
00:31Happy Tuesday, everyone.
00:33A former Clinton administration staffer claims that Hillary was so detested that she was
00:39known as a Nazi school marm.
00:42I think we have a shot of the staffer here.
00:46Meanwhile, administrators in Pennsylvania are investigating how a kindergartner was
00:53able to hand out Jell-O shots to his classmates.
00:59The outraged principal saying, we don't tolerate that kind of behavior here at Kamala Harris
01:03Elementary School.
01:07A high school female track star posed on the first place podium after finishing second
01:18to a trans athlete.
01:25You can tell she's a real girl because she's bad at math.
01:34Tricked all of you.
01:36Former FBI director James Comey denied calling for the assassination of Trump and claims
01:40he's quote, just a grandfather who likes wearing sweaters, jeans and going for nice walks on
01:45the beach.
01:47Wow, somebody's auditioning for the Golden Bachelor.
01:53Several states are taking action against lab-grown meat.
01:57At least one state, though, has made it legal for lab-grown meat to have its own show.
02:08I call him LGM.
02:10The Department of Homeland Security conducted its first self-deport operation dubbed Project
02:15Homecoming since the name Operation F*** Off was already taken.
02:23And finally, when Sean Diddy Combs surrendered to federal agents last year, they found baby
02:28oil, lubricant, ketamine, MDMA, Klonopin and $9,000 in cash in his hotel room.
02:35In his defense, he says he was just holding it for this man.
02:41All right, so the Biden book, Original Sin, is finally out and so are the reviews.
02:56According to Politico, it describes Biden as a quote, ailing geriatric leader surrounded
03:01by mendacious aides, while The Washington Post details an elderly, egotistical president
03:08shielded from reality by a slavish coterie of loyalists.
03:13Never said that word before.
03:15So ailing, mendacious, egotistical.
03:19And that's from media outlets that spent four years smooching Biden's wrinkly ass.
03:25They were so far up his butt, I'm surprised they didn't diagnose the cancer.
03:37Enough.
03:38But does this book tell the whole story?
03:40Because even as the media is just now admitting this scandal was real, we know they're complicit.
03:46They took their own sweet time addressing the greatest fraud in presidential history,
03:51waiting till now, of course, to spill the beans.
03:54Oh, sure, the media could have made an honest mistake, like when they said Hunter's laptop
03:58was fake or the Fine People hoax was real or that Tim Walz has a penis.
04:03But what if the Biden cover up was by design, orchestrated to protect not the president,
04:08but to enable a radical agenda?
04:10Anyone could tell Joe was feeble.
04:12But what if Biden's decline wasn't caused by disability, but by debility, meaning he
04:17was purposely kept exhausted, confused and miserable, like an overnight shift worker
04:23or a Fox and Friends viewer?
04:25He was unfit, but it wasn't treated.
04:28It was welcomed.
04:30Speeches, events and overseas trips took their toll on Biden.
04:34He became unable to function while his staff controlled his schedule to protect him.
04:39Or so we thought they could have easily told the world, hey, this guy is no longer the
04:44man he used to be.
04:45Let's practice what we preach.
04:47Country over party.
04:48Instead, they told the world, hey, this guy is no longer the man he used to be.
04:53Country over party.
04:54Instead, they treated him like Colonel Tom Parker treated Elvis, kept him full of meds
05:00and continue to push him out in front of live audiences and bright lights.
05:04The only difference being when Elvis forgot the words to Hound Dog, it didn't endanger
05:09the lives of everybody in the audience.
05:11Letting Joe fade was the perfect crime because his condition made him docile.
05:17It's like when you exhaust your dog with a long walk before you have guests over.
05:21I don't want Gus humping Dana Perino's leg.
05:26Or for that matter, vice versa.
05:32So the story isn't just the cover up of Joe's incapacity.
05:36It's why.
05:37And yes, they didn't want America to know they pulled a giant, horrible prank on them
05:41in 2020.
05:42And they also didn't want to get massacred in 2024.
05:44But the fact is, a debilitated Biden was an ideal Biden.
05:48An enfeebled boss meant the underlings could do exactly what they wanted.
05:53I'm certain that's why my staffers insist I eat an entire turkey for dinner and then
05:59make me watch Special Report.
06:04But it solves the paradox of the last four years.
06:07How did a candidate promoted as a reasonable centrist end up as the most radically progressive
06:12president in history?
06:14The one who let our border dissolve, crime explode, and men invade women's spaces.
06:19It's simple.
06:20His debility was not a bug in the system.
06:22It was the system.
06:24An absent president meant others had control of the reins.
06:27And the signs are there, like the absurd number of people granted clemency or the orgy of
06:33auto-penned EOs.
06:34What, you think they nail gunned the auto-pen to Joe's hand while he was out like a light
06:39dreaming of corn pop and cannibals?
06:41So now they want to talk about Biden's health.
06:45Sorry, the jig is up.
06:47They can't pretend they're compassionate caregivers protecting a fragile leader when
06:52we now know how the policies under Joe were anything but feeble.
06:56Biden was a mess, but the policies were a coherent wish list, wish list for the woke.
07:02The freaks running the show knew exactly what they were doing.
07:06Sure, their decisions were horrible and destructive, but they were also deliberate.
07:10But they were also deliberate and no product of dementia, which makes it way worse than
07:15criminal.
07:15It's treason.
07:17They exploited an unhealthy elderly man, and we can't let them get away with it.
07:22So yeah, it's tragic Joe has cancer, but the people who propped him up for four years,
07:27they are a cancer.
07:29And it's time they got the treatment they deserve.
07:31Let's welcome tonight's guest.
07:37He's always surprised when his act gets laughed actor, writer, comedian, J.B. Lissow.
07:44If her name got any more Irish, her name would be Guinness potato famine.
07:49Republican strategist, Aaron McGuire.
07:53Doing our show gives him an opportunity to pee indoors.
07:57Studio founder of Studio TST.com, Michael Loftus.
08:01And if you watched her on MTV, you're due for a colonoscopy.
08:07Host of the Kennedy State Broadcast Kennedy.
08:14Jamie, you're used to your ex-wife running the show.
08:17Yep.
08:17Was this situation all orchestrated?
08:20Was it really Joe's fault at all?
08:22I don't know.
08:22You're making a point there.
08:24Maybe it was not his fault at all.
08:25I read the book.
08:26I think it's a great title.
08:27You read the book?
08:29Yeah, because think about what a good idea, because it's called The Original Sin.
08:32And did you know that Joe Biden's first job was a gardener in Eden?
08:39Yeah.
08:39And I'm a fan of...
08:41I love a book about Joe being mentally incapacitated while being a president.
08:45It's part of the super obvious series by this publisher.
08:48Looking forward to the other two books.
08:50They got one coming out called The Earth is Round.
08:52And then another one called The View Sucks.
09:00Erin, what did you take away from the release of Original Sin?
09:04Well, The Original Sin was the choice by the Democrat Party to lie to the American people
09:08about the man they propped up to be president of the United States.
09:12I worked on the 2020 campaign for President Trump.
09:14We regularly said he is an empty vessel being filled by the radical left.
09:19And whoopsie poopsie, we happen to be completely correct.
09:22Because Ron Klain, his chief of staff who was still in that inner sanctum as Joe Biden
09:27fell apart, was pursuing incredibly aggressive progressive policies
09:32that now we're having to pay for.
09:34And when we all stood up in 2020 and pointed out the obvious,
09:37not only about his decline, but about the radical left,
09:40we were shouted down on network after network.
09:43And now when people get book deals, it's so easy to all of a sudden
09:47state the obvious and be OK with that being in print.
09:50Erin, I just have to stop you right there.
09:53Did you really just say whoopsie poopsie?
09:58I I mean, I don't think in my career anybody has ever said whoopsie poopsie on my show.
10:05God, I could be the first.
10:06I feel honored.
10:06Where did that where is that from your childhood or whoopsie poopsie?
10:09Yeah, you know, just a little just a little rhyme, a little turn of phrase.
10:14Whoopsie poopsie.
10:15That's how you can keep that one.
10:17I'm going to steal it.
10:19Whoopsie poopsie.
10:20That was loftiest.
10:23You know, poopsie was my rap name in college.
10:27Whoopsie poopsie is like a product for incontinence for elderly rappers.
10:33It's the Joe Biden underwear line.
10:35When you laugh, you suffer from whoopsie poopsie.
10:39Are you president of the United States?
10:42You know, you were you got to feel some kind of chagrin.
10:45You know, you were saying right up front early on that Biden was incapacitated
10:49and everyone at the soup kitchen laughed at you.
10:53They did.
10:54Yes, they did.
10:55And I didn't like that.
10:57So I took my shopping cart and I just went out to the sidewalk and I went home.
11:02Yes.
11:02And yeah, I don't like I'm not going to buy the book.
11:06Now, if I if I want a joke trapper to lie to me, I can just watch it on TV.
11:12The guy like it's a farce that he wants now to charge people money to listen.
11:18I was tricked.
11:20I was fooled.
11:21We thought he was fine.
11:23And here's the other thing that I want to know, where was the GOP on this?
11:27You got you got the speaker of the House now going.
11:29Yeah, Joe totally forgot about signing an executive order.
11:32He was he.
11:33Dude, there's an owner's manual.
11:35The founding fathers put the 25th Amendment in there.
11:39You can go, hey, look, that guy's a mental case.
11:41We should maybe do a switcheroo on that.
11:44It's it's it's madness.
11:46It is madness.
11:48Total madness.
11:49Extreme madness.
11:50It's the kind of madness that makes you say whoopsie poopsie.
11:59Kennedy, I get a second dose of you.
12:01And one day you were just on the five.
12:03It was delightful.
12:05It is clear that while Biden was a mess, the policy wasn't.
12:10That's so interesting to me.
12:11We sat there and go like everything's falling apart.
12:13But there was a lot of policy that was hard left.
12:15There was a lot of policy that we didn't like.
12:18But it was very cohesive.
12:19If you're looking at a group of people who are entirely progressive,
12:23you don't look at the Inflation Reduction Act.
12:26That had nothing to do with inflation reduction.
12:29That was all a big climate bill.
12:32And that's exactly what they were doing with every executive order.
12:36It was just a new way to push forward their political agenda.
12:40That was very, very far to the left.
12:42And now they conveniently want you to move past that.
12:46Unfortunately, the people who put that entire Biden system in place,
12:50they're still in power.
12:51You know, Hakeem Jeffries, he met with the president.
12:54He knew how far in decline he was.
12:56So did Chuck Schumer.
12:58But it benefited them because they were in power
13:01at the beginning of the Biden administration.
13:03You also had Jill Biden, and she got all the stuff.
13:05She got the gowns and the ball and the jet.
13:08She got everything.
13:10James and Hunter, Joe's brother and son,
13:14they got rich when there was the threat of the Biden presidency
13:17and the ultimate power play.
13:19That's when the grift went off.
13:20Jill didn't do that.
13:21She waited patiently.
13:23And once she got there, she wasn't going to let it go.
13:25And guess what?
13:26Joe is a narcissistic blowhard as well.
13:29He got to be president.
13:31And that's all he ever wanted was to be on the placemat,
13:35really close to his best friend, Barack Obama,
13:37just one inconvenient guy in between them.
13:41And so they all built the system together.
13:44They knew what they were doing.
13:45And when the Jenga piece was pulled out,
13:48which was the last shred of his memory and cognitive function,
13:52and the whole thing fell apart,
13:54guess who was the moderator at the debate where he imploded?
13:57Jake Tapper.
13:58Yes.
14:00And you know what we say to that?
14:03Whoopsie poopsie.
14:05Yeah, I'm never going to let you forget that.
14:13Up next, why does Hillary hate moms?
14:17A story in five words.
14:25Hillary still pollutes ears, eyes.
14:29...this very blatant effort to basically send a message,
14:34most exemplified by Vance and Musk and others,
14:38that, you know, what we really need from you women are more children,
14:42which is sort of odd,
14:43because the people who produce the most children in our country are immigrants,
14:47and they want to deport them.
14:48So none of this adds up.
14:50What advice do you have the first female president of the United States?
14:54Well, first of all, don't be a handmaiden to the patriarchy,
15:07which kind of eliminates every woman on the other side of the aisle,
15:13except for very few.
15:17So, Aaron, that was Hillary at a talk in Manhattan earlier this month.
15:23Um, when, when Martha, is that her name?
15:27Margaret Hoover asked her that question about what do you have?
15:30It was, it was a beautiful dig.
15:33Did you see Hillary?
15:34Like, what advice would you give to the first woman president?
15:37And it's like, it's like, it's not you, Hillary.
15:41It's not you.
15:42Whoopsie poopsie, Hillary.
15:48Yep, shouldn't have said that early in the day.
15:51We're gonna go right through the show with it.
15:54Hillary Clinton has never understood a Republican woman like me,
15:56and she's clearly not trying to change that pattern of behavior whatsoever.
16:00She doubles down on this, talking about the patriarchy and not bending the knee,
16:05and that, and the nuclear family, and how that's such, such an antithetical thing.
16:10Well, actually, strong families provide better outcomes for kids
16:14and less dependence on government services.
16:16Children do better in a two-parent household.
16:19They have better educational outcomes.
16:21They have better career outcomes.
16:22They have better mental health outcomes.
16:24And so for her to try and then, this is what Democrats don't understand.
16:28They actually hate the idea of the nuclear family
16:31because it can decrease the dependence on government, which gives them power.
16:35Versus us, who believe a nuclear family and strong family substance,
16:39even if you say whoopsie poopsie in your family,
16:43will make the country better.
16:45I see a new show, Whoopsie Poopsie, hosted by Aaron McGuire.
16:50Kennedy, you know what the great thing about Hillary, and people forget?
16:54That she's closer to death than you are?
16:56Yes. Well, I'm not so sure of that.
16:58But she hates women.
17:01Oh, yeah.
17:01And women hate her.
17:03Yeah.
17:03She is not never, she's, it's only until recently
17:06that she's become like this, like, feminist icon.
17:10But she's, she hates ladies.
17:12It's not the good feminism, though.
17:14It's not inspiring feminism, because feminism actually works
17:17when you appeal to women with an empowering message.
17:20When you let them know, like, you got this,
17:22you can overcome odds.
17:24And when you're inspiring, and you ignite something in them
17:27that maybe they thought the patriarchy had extinguished long ago.
17:32It doesn't work when you hate men.
17:35Yeah.
17:35It also doesn't work when you hate women.
17:38But she pulls off a miraculous trick
17:41where she despises both groups of people.
17:44And she's, all she's left with is this regret,
17:48and anger, and bitterness.
17:50And so that little event they had at the 92nd Street Y
17:54here in New York, it was like a third full.
17:57Like, she couldn't even fill the room,
17:58because no one wants to hear that tired old drivel.
18:01And that's why I love that Margaret Hoover line.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Because it's like, she, nothing pains her more than to know
18:09another woman is going to be president.
18:11A woman who is likable, and more capable, and less bitter.
18:15And likely a Republican, I would assume.
18:17Because, and I'll tell you why.
18:22If they, this is a reason why I think
18:24trans to cold and Democrats, they hate men and women.
18:27But they, but for some reason,
18:29they like men who say they're women, which is so strange.
18:34Loftus, it doesn't bother you that, like,
18:36they attribute all men to the patriarchy,
18:39and you are nowhere near the patriarchy.
18:41Living on the streets, eating throwaway food out of a tin.
18:46I know.
18:47They won't let me back into the patriarchy neighborhood.
18:52It's sad.
18:52I need a new cardboard sign with a heartfelt message on it.
18:56Yeah, please, please donate to the patriarchy.
18:58That's what you should do.
19:00I just don't like it when Hillary talks about sex
19:03in any way, shape, or form.
19:05Yes.
19:06It's like the biggest boner killer for a nation.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Yeah, she's birth control.
19:11She really is.
19:12Like, if you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, look at that.
19:25It's not good.
19:26That's why no one's mad at Bill, right?
19:28When Bill was with Monica.
19:30It's true.
19:30He was like, seriously, you guys, have you seen Hillary?
19:34She looks like George Soros in a wig.
19:38It's not good.
19:40I don't think.
19:43This is why we're having a population collapse right now, right?
19:48Hey, there's a causation there.
19:51The Clintons came around.
19:53Hillary was on TV.
19:54We stopped banging as a nation.
19:58I remember when she collapsed in New York that time.
20:01I think that's because she accidentally saw a wiener.
20:04She was like, take me to a van.
20:10I can't walk.
20:13So, Jamie, it wasn't even a real opinion.
20:17Like, it was a sign to her, like the handmaiden of the patriarchy.
20:21It's like she got that off some brochure from a women's college.
20:26Yeah, I'm starting to not like her.
20:31Yeah, she's.
20:32By the way, man, I'd give anything to have a third full audience.
20:42Loftus is so right, though.
20:43Like, how can you fall?
20:44Like, you know, you're a bad, bad woman when your husband cheats on you with a dress.
20:52You know, I have bags under my eyes, but I've never felt better about the bags under my eyes.
20:58And when I saw this video, I flew Spirit Airlines on the way here.
21:01They charged me $20 to check the bags under my eyes.
21:06I don't want her talking about sex, women.
21:08I think that's it's a personal thing.
21:09I don't even like when like when you're like a new couple and like you sit down.
21:12I remember my mom like saying to me when I was about to get married,
21:15she's like, are you guys thinking about having kids?
21:17I don't even think you should ask that because that would be like my mom going,
21:20hey, are you guys thinking about next time you have sex?
21:23Are you thinking about just inside or?
21:25You know, if you decide to me and your great aunt would love to know.
21:38Thank you, Jamie, for that incredible visual.
21:43Yeah, I think I made my point.
21:45Yeah, you did make your point.
21:46And I do know your aunt and I do know your mother.
21:49So now it makes it even more clear to my head.
21:53Uh, all right.
21:54Whoopsie poopsie.
21:55Yes, it had someone had to say, I know every segment.
22:01Up next, a thousand bucks to scram.
22:07If you'll be in the New York five more words.
22:13It's true.
22:14Illegals are self-deporting.
22:16Kennedy DHS has conducted the first self-deportation mission,
22:19flying 64 illegal immigrants out of Texas to Honduras and Colombia.
22:24They chose to self-deport.
22:26And in exchange, they get a grand.
22:28And then they're allowed one day to return to America.
22:30So I I love that this is working, but it's still it's our money.
22:35It's our money for a grand, but it's a lot less of our money.
22:39That's that's the thing.
22:40And that's that's the problem with these contentious issues is that no one really
22:47does a deep dive on the data and figures out how much it's really going to cost to
22:51come up with an alternative.
22:52That's why people really hate Trump, because he thinks about things in a different way,
22:56whereas both parties are entrenched in the same way of spending money and raising taxes
23:01and lying to us.
23:03You know, every once in a while you have some good.
23:05Well, instead of rounding them all up and like the police force and, you know, the National
23:10Guard, whatever it would take to do that, like, that's really impractical.
23:13What if you give people a simple choice?
23:16What if you say life here, if you are deemed a criminal is going to be so unforgiving and
23:21so miserable, why not just take a little bit of money and go back to your country and save
23:26the hassle?
23:27And most people go, you know what?
23:29Actually, I want to be with my family.
23:32Like being here is lonely.
23:33It's expensive.
23:34And it kind of sucks when you've got the government against you.
23:37I'm going to go ahead and take you up on that offer.
23:39And we always lie about the money when they get there, right?
23:43Put it in a little bag, tie it up.
23:45Don't open it till you get there.
23:49Jamie, is this how your wife got you out of Alaska?
23:52That's a good point.
23:53They compared to my divorce.
23:54This is an incredible deal.
23:58I was asked to leave and I paid her.
24:02That's a really that's a really great point.
24:04$1,000 plus airfare is honestly more than I made at Philadelphia last weekend.
24:10I feel like that's a pretty good deal.
24:12Did you see the by the way, isn't it?
24:15Do you remember what the how much they said it costs if they arrest if they did?
24:18I think it was like it's $1,000 if they self-deport and it's like $17,000 if we arrest them.
24:24And I'm like, let's get rid of these $16,000 handcuffs.
24:26Yeah, I mean, there's got to be there's got to be a Democrat's got to be a Democrat's
24:31got to be there's got to be Democrats are calling it a bait and switch.
24:35Yes.
24:35Did you hear that?
24:36Do you know where the phrase bait and switch came from?
24:38Nowhere.
24:39I don't know.
24:40Oh, you're just asking me.
24:42Yeah, I thought maybe you knew.
24:43Yeah, but I could look it up.
24:44I'm sure that I could probably Google search it.
24:47Why don't we do that right now?
24:48I thought bait and switch was when you were touching yourself and use the other hand.
24:51So it lasts longer.
24:53Jamie going blue tonight.
24:56Well, you're going to lose those family audience gigs that you're so well known for working
25:05blue, Jamie.
25:06So Loftus, the program's called Project Homecoming.
25:10Yes.
25:10Is that insensitive towards people like you who don't have a home to go back to?
25:15It is.
25:16And that's why I'm suing.
25:18Yeah, right.
25:20I'm trying to save up for a new shopping cart, maybe five or six coats I can wear in the
25:24parking lot of the grocery store.
25:27I'm not getting a thousand dollars.
25:29No, I love this whole thing.
25:31I love this this whole plan because this is this is phase one of the big switch, right?
25:37Because it has to be a bait and switch.
25:40This is like when the police tell you, hey, you won tickets to the Super Bowl.
25:44Come on down and pick them up.
25:47That's exactly what this is.
25:49How are you going to get the thousand dollars?
25:52I'm illegal.
25:52Send it to my house and then bang, they come get you.
25:56You know, it's weird because it works.
25:57They'll call me and go, hi, we're coming to arrest you.
26:00And I get really excited and then they give me tickets.
26:04Wait, I thought I was going to an all guy prison where I get tossed around like an
26:08hors d'oeuvre tray.
26:09But I got I got halftime seat halftime.
26:13I don't even have a sports metaphor.
26:16I just I want this to be this should be a game show, right?
26:21Trump could host it.
26:22It's like a deal or deportation.
26:25No deal.
26:27Have Kristi Noem as the hand model.
26:30And he's like, all right, if you have a paperclip and a fake Social Security card in your purse,
26:37we will deport you and give you fifty thousand dollars.
26:40Or you can get what's on the other side of that wall.
26:42Yes, and door number one, door number two, door number three.
26:46It could be a choice of countries.
26:48I see this, Aaron.
26:50So if we work this out, this will be a lot of money, but I guess it's worth it.
26:53It is.
26:54It is worth it.
26:54It's a better stewardship of taxpayer dollars because to Kennedy's point, chasing people
26:59down, the average cost is seventeen thousand dollars on deportation per person.
27:04They get a thousand dollars to leave a ticket home and the opportunity to apply for legal
27:10immigrant status in the United States.
27:11So if you are willing to leave, you are still allowed to try and come back in legally.
27:16You are not banished from the country.
27:18But if you break the laws and we get you, you're not coming back.
27:22So they can play, you know, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
27:25This one, at least you win a thousand bucks for it.
27:27Yeah, you know, it'd be great when it's in Kohl's cash.
27:30Yes.
27:31A thousand dollars in Kohl's.
27:33Like they're paying you to go.
27:34Exactly.
27:35Yeah, but they don't have a Kohl's in their country.
27:37Yeah, that's the problem.
27:38That's the bait and switch.
27:39That's the thing that will incite them to build Kohl's.
27:42Yes.
27:45You know, Kohl's should do a thing around Christmas and Kohl's in your stocking.
27:48Oh, yeah.
27:49Just came up with that.
27:50You can have that Kohl's.
27:51All right.
27:52Coming up, a new way to greet the French.
27:58What really happened?
28:00Oh!
28:10An awkward linger with a Frenchman's finger.
28:15Tonight in What Really Happened, we dissect a meeting between Turkish President Erdogan
28:19and French Prez Macron.
28:21Watch as they share a tender moment at a political summit in Albania.
28:25There you go.
28:26Macron, who's standing, goes in to grab Erdogan's right hand.
28:31With his left, Erdogan then clutches Macron's middle finger and he won't let go,
28:37holding it for at least 12 seconds.
28:40Many think it was Erdogan's way of showing dominance over Macron.
28:44Who knows?
28:45But luckily, we were able to get a hold of some new enhanced audio,
28:48which gives us a clue to what was going on.
29:00Come on!
29:16Loptis, you know, the French do eat a lot of cheese,
29:19so that's a common custom.
29:21They would just walk up to people and say, pull my finger.
29:24Do you know that?
29:26Which literally translated in the original French sounds like,
29:29whoopsie poopsie.
29:33I love this.
29:34This was great.
29:35This was this was an old school power move, right?
29:38Because Macron comes in there with the over the top, like they use car salesmen.
29:42Yeah, do that.
29:43They always come over the top and you got to do the reverse.
29:46And that's what watches nuts did from from the other country.
29:50He's like, oh, I'm going to grab you under here, bitch.
29:53Now you're mine.
29:54Now we're doing the two handed thing.
29:56Macron doesn't know what to do.
29:58Pull it away.
29:59Pull it away.
30:00He is strong.
30:01He is a strong man like my wife.
30:08And then watches nuts did the Cesar Milan.
30:10Yes.
30:11Kept the one right healthy.
30:12You must show dominant.
30:13Calm, submissive state.
30:15I hold you by the finger.
30:16Calm, submissive state.
30:19The energy, the energy comes through me to the leash.
30:22Macron is not going to leave until I let him leave.
30:24Calm, submissive state.
30:26The dictator whisperer.
30:31And you worked in PR, your strategist.
30:34Was that a power play?
30:36I don't know if it was a power play.
30:38I honestly think, you know, Joe Biden nimbled fingers.
30:40So, you know, Erdogan could give it a good hold.
30:42And Macron, you know, really couldn't free his own finger in
30:46that.
30:46I don't think it was a power move.
30:47Erdogan looked detached almost the entire time, giving you like
30:50a Joe Biden not in the room stare.
30:54And so I don't know if he forgot that he was holding Erdogan's
30:56finger, but boys are ridiculous.
30:59If that is a power move is to hold another dude by the finger.
31:03Boys remain ridiculous at any age.
31:07Kennedy, you know what I love?
31:09You.
31:14I thought you were going to say dark chocolates and a good salt
31:16scrub.
31:17No, I like Turkish names.
31:19Yeah.
31:19Turkish names are great.
31:20They sound like retarded Wheel of Fortune puzzles.
31:24You know what I mean?
31:25They're like multiple syllables with like, like mum lot
31:29regurbit.
31:30Yes, that's Turkish for.
31:32I just made it up.
31:33Yes.
31:33What do you think's going on there?
31:35I got two theories here.
31:37They might be competing.
31:39Number one, Emmanuel Macron went up and was like, you know,
31:43president of the one in France, we give the prostate exam with
31:47this finger later.
31:50Maybe you've been over.
31:51I give you the old Joe Biden.
31:54And he's like, not right now.
31:55You mother trucker.
31:57I'm going to hold you down.
31:59I'm going to give you pain.
32:01Or he was holding his finger going, Emmanuel, you come to
32:05Turkey, you get a hair transplant or I'm never letting
32:08you go because that's where men go to get a hair transplant.
32:12That is true.
32:13And he's got the baloney patch on the back of his head.
32:15Emmanuel does.
32:18Jamie, have you considered going to Turkey for a hair
32:19transplant?
32:21A hundred percent.
32:24You have, haven't you?
32:25Yeah, it's eight thousand dollars.
32:28A hundred percent.
32:29I actually have an email on my phone right now.
32:32I wish all that was true.
32:33This was I actually had this a woman do this to me after sex
32:38once, and she would not let go until the payment went through.
32:42And I guess they don't get many Discover cards.
32:48And this is definitely a palm move.
32:52And I hate this, man.
32:53I remember when my son was 10 days old, he tried to pull
32:57this.
32:59I was like, not today, pal.
33:03The counter move, by the way, you tickle the palm.
33:05That's how you tickle the palm.
33:06That's what you do.
33:07Remember that when you were a kid, you take hands and you
33:09tickle the palm with your finger.
33:10And that was supposed to be some kind of secret code.
33:12Yes, I do.
33:13This is the gayest thing I've seen today.
33:15Yeah, it's on this afternoon.
33:18I don't know.
33:19I don't know what's going on.
33:20I've been thinking about this for days now since it happened.
33:23And the only thing I'm thinking is that in Turkey, I think that
33:29they like finger food.
33:31Oh, and he wanted to eat his finger.
33:35I feel like if he had done this to Biden, Biden would now only
33:38have nine fingers.
33:42He's a finger collector.
33:45He was saying, let me get your digits.
33:52Up next, white lies on your resume.
34:06Tonight in Should We Be Concerned, a new survey shows
34:10that 47% of Gen Z-ers, people in their late teens, you know
34:14what that is, to late 20s have lied on their resume.
34:18I go to you first, Kennedy.
34:19Is this really surprising?
34:21Did you lie on your resume to get to Fox?
34:26No, I haven't had a resume since I was like 18 when I was
34:30interning at the radio station and I was so broke, I hand
34:33wrote it in like crappy calligraphy.
34:35Yeah.
34:36And, you know, the only way I got a job was, well.
34:40We know.
34:43The old fashioned way.
34:45Let's just say I went through my own prostate exam back in
34:481990.
34:54You don't really need a resume.
34:55You haven't needed a resume for decades, Michael.
34:57You don't have a home.
34:59You can't have an address.
35:01If you get to go to the job, they can't call you anywhere.
35:04You go, what do you say?
35:05Write down Salvation Army.
35:07Right.
35:08That's that's my resume.
35:11This is my resume.
35:13This is my resume.
35:16Hey, they admit lying on their.
35:20How dumb are these kids?
35:21Yeah.
35:22Right.
35:22We're not going to make it as a country if you're this deceitful
35:27and honest about it.
35:28Yeah.
35:28Right.
35:28You got to pick a lane either.
35:31Right.
35:31Everybody lies on their resume.
35:33You just don't say you lie on your resume.
35:36Right.
35:37And these these people, they tell the truth on a dumb survey.
35:40Did you lie?
35:40I lied on it.
35:41That's a place to lie.
35:43Yes.
35:44Whenever you get a survey, lie your butt off.
35:46I'm like, I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris.
35:48I'm a big supporter.
35:49Yes.
35:50Every time they called, I'm throwing off the polls, baby.
35:53Yeah, that's exactly what I did.
35:54By the way, I remember lying on my resume.
35:57I said I could drive a stick.
36:00Me too, but it was a different kind of stick.
36:04Jamie, you've been in the comedy world for what now?
36:1230, 40, 50 years.
36:15Kind of sad and depressing when you think about it.
36:17But when was the last time you actually sent out a resume or had or presented a resume?
36:24So I never I don't remember.
36:26I lost 100 percent.
36:27Right.
36:2740 percent, 47 percent admitting to lying means like close to 100.
36:32Right.
36:32If you lie on a resume, why would you not lie on the survey?
36:36But I lied once.
36:37I got asked to do when I started doing comedy.
36:39I had 20 dirty minutes.
36:41Like it was like filthy when you start.
36:42We started.
36:43I still I'm still filthy.
36:45But they asked me to do an hour clean at a corporate and I go, I can't.
36:49And they go, it's a thousand dollars.
36:50No, I got you.
36:51I'll do it.
36:52And I lied and I did it.
36:54And it was like one of the worst shows I've ever had in my life.
36:57So I think you get in trouble for it.
36:58And you know me, I'm like a professional.
36:59I get to attack liars because I was my ex-wife was quite a liar.
37:03I remember one time she goes, she goes, if you don't believe me, give me a polygraph.
37:07And I gave her one and she passed it.
37:09But during the polygraph, she said she did sleep with a bunch of guys.
37:18That's funny.
37:20That's a funny joke.
37:21And they didn't appreciate it.
37:24Aaron, can you tell when someone's lying on a on a resume?
37:28I have some tells.
37:30I mean, you generally can, you know, especially working in comms.
37:33If you don't know how to write a press release, if you don't know how to interact with a reporter,
37:37if you don't know the difference between off the record, on the record, deep background,
37:41background, those are pretty easy tells.
37:43That was my nickname in college, deep background.
37:46Not whoopsie poopsie?
37:47Yeah, whoopsie poopsie was my other nickname.
37:51Whoopsie poopsie was my safe word.
37:54Then why were you acting so surprised to hear it early?
37:57I never hear it here on the set.
38:00Way to throw it back in my face.
38:03I think that it's not surprising to see that they would embellish on their resumes or lie
38:07at a younger age.
38:08You don't necessarily have the experience, but these are also the generation coming out of
38:12coming out of covid.
38:13So they might not actually have any of that because how many of them actually had high
38:17school jobs like most people do?
38:19Yeah.
38:19You know what I always notice when I look at resumes is that every per every candidate
38:24always led the project.
38:27You know, they always there's no one ever says I was like I was just one of the people
38:32in this thing.
38:33They always led the and there's all these action verbs that I like.
38:38Do you remember using words like, you know, formulated, achieved, executed, implemented,
38:44oversaw, spearheaded?
38:46It just means you showed up for work and you weren't fired.
38:50But you have to realize, like, to Aaron's point, the kids who are applying now, they
38:55live on social media where everything has a filter.
38:58And so for them, that's a filter.
39:00Embellishing for them is a filter.
39:02It's just a slightly better version than what they actually have.
39:05And they're all using chat GPT to formulate their resumes.
39:09And every resume reading software program is based on AI.
39:13So it's there are no humans interacting with each other when they're getting jobs.
39:16That's amazing.
39:17We're just cut out of the picture.
39:19Wow.
39:19I can't wait to interview robots.
39:23No drinking on the job.
39:26I don't know what that means.
39:29WD-40.
39:31I smell WD-40 on you.
39:34Don't go away.