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00:00:00I don't know.
00:00:30Now where am I going?
00:00:50Back to the other lasers.
00:00:52Oops.
00:00:57Oh yeah, you should be able to swing this.
00:01:00And then you go down there.
00:01:03What?
00:01:04Right there.
00:01:05The blue thing that structured your path down there, it's gone.
00:01:08So you just jump down.
00:01:11The other way.
00:01:14Yeah, down there.
00:01:15Why is my hand glowing?
00:01:33I was just letting you know about the thing, but you're trying to go outside, so...
00:01:37Don't matter.
00:01:38How are people even supposed to get to their destination without being bisected?
00:01:49It's a religious cult, guys.
00:01:53If you die on your way to work, it's because the Lord deemed you unworthy.
00:01:57Duh.
00:01:57Yeah, it's the will of Sparta.
00:02:04Look, if Sparta's sons can get impaled homoerotically every single fucking game, then you, his most devout followers, should be able to as well.
00:02:13You know, like, the fact that you can be hit out of a grapple when these grapples are really fucking long?
00:02:26Oh yeah.
00:02:27Like, hey, we made this really long, spectacular grapple animation.
00:02:44Great.
00:02:44I'm invincible during it, right?
00:02:46I'm invincible during it, right?
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:57There you go, back that bridge.
00:03:27I just fell perfectly into place.
00:03:49Oh.
00:03:50Joy bunnies.
00:03:57Joy bunnies.
00:04:20Joy bunnies.
00:04:21Joyceu.
00:04:22Okay, yeah, I was just going to say
00:04:36that one's a nightmare.
00:04:45What is this, fucking Galaxy Quest?
00:04:48It seems like it.
00:04:52Works for me.
00:05:02Okay, wait a minute, man.
00:05:09Oh.
00:05:12I was going to say, I wonder if I can knock him up into that blade, these fuckers.
00:05:16Yeah.
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00:12:24for fuck's sake
00:12:33it's not fun when you just give every enemy super armor
00:12:38fuck off
00:12:54find a search for that semblet
00:13:13oh it's a thing in that like
00:13:15what's it called again
00:13:17ruby that's what it was ruby ruby
00:13:21yeah it's from ruby don't don't don't bother looking
00:13:24into it ruby's garbage
00:13:54I'm here for the sword
00:14:03that poor thing
00:14:07it was originally my brother's
00:14:20return it to me
00:14:23and I'll let you go
00:14:25kid
00:14:26that's how you smack into blood
00:14:30pretty pink when I kick you off
00:14:32oh
00:14:36helpful
00:14:40local twink fights sir Ian McKellen in the middle of a castle
00:15:04laughing
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00:15:06Ha, ha, ha!
00:15:36Oh, yeah.
00:16:06Oh, yeah.
00:16:36Oh, yeah.
00:17:06Oh, yeah.
00:17:36Oh, yeah.
00:18:07Hey, guess what?
00:18:08Go fuck yourself.
00:18:13I can use goal orbs, too.
00:18:36Oh, yeah.
00:18:41Oh, yeah.
00:18:43It's like, what if Legend of Korra was Weeby?
00:18:47I can't have something of that kind of power floating around now, can I?
00:18:52What's the matter?
00:18:53What's the matter?
00:18:57I can't have something of that kind of power floating around now, can I?
00:19:02It's got to stay in the family.
00:19:06That sword was used to separate our world from the demons.
00:19:10I can't have something of that kind of power floating around now, can I?
00:19:15I can't have something of that kind of power floating around now, can I?
00:19:16I can't have something of that kind of power floating around now, can I?
00:19:20I can't have something of that kind of power floating around now, can I?
00:19:21I can't have something of that kind of power floating around now, can I?
00:19:25I'm only just now realizing, you remember High Guardian Spice?
00:19:31They keep it.
00:19:32Yup.
00:19:33I'm just now realizing, like, a lot of shit, a lot of that stuff was just a clone of Ruby.
00:19:39No wonder it didn't do very well.
00:19:41Oh, yeah.
00:19:47Girls in Magical Warrior School, surely it will be good the second, or third, or tenth time around.
00:19:55Hey!
00:19:58What's your name?
00:20:01Nero.
00:20:03You're Dante, right?
00:20:05Not a bad name.
00:20:10But it is yours.
00:20:25You ready for some bullshit?
00:20:37What the fuck?
00:20:38What the fuck?
00:20:39Yeah, I figured he'd compare the bug.
00:20:43I know it's not my business about it.
00:20:45This could get a clue.
00:20:46Well, if the kid screws up, then I'll just have to kick his ass.
00:20:5217 minutes is a fucking S rank for clear time, I was fumbling over myself the whole goddamn time
00:21:22I guess they count it I guess they count for people getting stuck on the fucking lasers or the are the Mephistos
00:21:31They're in a cramp so that's gonna have to be enough of the MC4
00:21:36Okie doke, that's fair
00:21:40Like I said, these controls are very awkward
00:21:52Thank you
00:22:22Who are these characters?
00:22:42That's Ty and Kari.
00:22:43That's Kari with the goggles as she deserved, and that's Ty as her proud trans sister.
00:23:43I was watching this video of somebody trying to quantify what makes a character action game.
00:24:06It was basically a little bitchy response to the gaming grid saying that all these 18 million sub-genres of action games are stupid.
00:24:16Oh, was that the frickin' Foxcade response video?
00:24:19Possibly.
00:24:20But the thing I kept getting stuck on is when people get to talk about it, it's like, well, character action games usually have...
00:24:36I wish I knew what people meant whenever they say something is deep.
00:24:58You can't just say that something is deep.
00:25:00You gotta quantify that.
00:25:02Hmm.
00:25:06My...
00:25:08If I were to try to, like, put it in...
00:25:11Hold on a second.
00:25:12Sorry.
00:25:14No, no, it's okay. Go ahead.
00:25:15No, no, it's...
00:25:16Sorry, yeah, Streamberbot was just basically telling me I'd apparently stopped streaming.
00:25:29Anyway, go ahead.
00:25:30Oh, okay.
00:25:30Well, if I were to try to, like, put a, uh...
00:25:33Try to quantify it...
00:25:36Uh...
00:25:38Depth in combat would equate to, like, the amount of, like, player expression.
00:25:48Whereas...
00:25:48I'm trying to find the best way to put it.
00:25:50Like...
00:25:51That's okay, take it.
00:25:51Well, the combat itself, uh, allows for a wealth of options on how you wish to approach things.
00:26:04Like, you can get, like, up close and personal with an enemy.
00:26:08You can, uh...
00:26:09You can go for range.
00:26:10You can go for a defensive style, an evasive style.
00:26:12And, like, none of...
00:26:14Like, none of them, like, are necessarily, like, better or worse than the others.
00:26:18Like, a combat system that kind of accommodates how...
00:26:23Uh...
00:26:24How any player would want to approach things.
00:26:34Would be my staff at, uh...
00:26:37Defining the depth of the mechanics.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:44Deep combat park, he's in drawing, but...
00:26:46Require for a fight to not be reduced.
00:26:57It's another way to say it has an iceberg effect.
00:26:59The more you learn, the more you find...
00:27:01There is to learn.
00:27:04I suppose.
00:27:05But even then, I don't think I'd call a lot of practical work.
00:27:09I don't think I'd call a lot of spectacle fighters.
00:27:13The number of clothes they have, and the number of ways in which you can use them, is quite small.
00:27:21The whole point is basically, like...
00:27:24It is basically, uh...
00:27:27Building a sequence that is, uh...
00:27:29That is, like, buried enough in order to appease whatever little goblin lies in the style style.
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39I guess I'd take it on a game-by-game basis.
00:27:41I don't really think you can define...
00:27:43This is kind of the problem with trying...
00:27:47This is always the problem with trying to quantify sub-genres, is people get...
00:27:52Because a lot of sub-genres exist purely for the sake of, like...
00:27:57You know, defensiveness, it gets very, very, very high.
00:28:02I propose that basically all fighting games fit on this axis here.
00:28:14Sorry, yeah.
00:28:15All action games fit on this axis.
00:28:17Every single one of them.
00:28:18Whether they're action games, action RPGs...
00:28:20The first one here, you have, like, God of War.
00:28:26Or, type K for Kratos.
00:28:28Action game where the combat is oriented around killing many enemies as quickly and efficiently as possible.
00:28:34Low to medium difficulty, emphasis on brutality.
00:28:36Button masher, hack and slash, butt.
00:28:44And, mainly the entire point of that is, like, you have a lot of...
00:28:47You have a lot of abilities, you have a lot of combos, and the whole point is that...
00:28:52In particular, the gameplay orients itself primarily around hitting as many things as quickly.
00:29:02Oh, yeah.
00:29:04If type D...
00:29:05Action game where the combat is oriented around skillful and spectacular execution of combos over...
00:29:10I mean, high difficulty, emphasis on animation.
00:29:13So it's, like, spectacle fighter, stylish action, or...
00:29:15And, like, you can get into all of the nitty-gritty, but this is about broad game design fundamentals.
00:29:22So the whole point of this is, the main...
00:29:25The main challenge comes from...
00:29:29Memorizing and executing a string of different combos as quickly as you possibly can...
00:29:35That all have really finicky, fussy timing to them.
00:29:38Because that's kind of the point.
00:29:42It's like...
00:29:43It's like if an action game was Guitar Hero.
00:29:46Oh.
00:29:47I...
00:29:48You know what?
00:29:48Gaming Bird actually described, um...
00:29:52Like, DMC's combat.
00:29:54Like, it's...
00:29:55Like, especially, like, Dante's kit.
00:29:57Uh...
00:29:58Equated it to, uh...
00:29:59Learning the chords on a guitar.
00:30:01Like...
00:30:03Like...
00:30:04It can feel...
00:30:05It can feel unnatural at first, but, like, you know, the...
00:30:09The more you practice, the more, like, fluent, uh...
00:30:12The motions become, and...
00:30:14The more, uh, fluid your combat...
00:30:15Your combos become.
00:30:17Like, you look down at these three...
00:30:19These four games here.
00:30:20They all play very differently.
00:30:21But they all carry that same basic fundamental.
00:30:24Like, all of them have and utilize different mechanics to them.
00:30:29But all of those mechanics feed back into that same core.
00:30:35Playing Soul...
00:30:36Like, us playing, like, the DMC reboot made us realize how much, uh...
00:30:40Inspiration Souls just took from it.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:44Like, it even does the thing where, like, the weapon...
00:30:46The weapon shimmers, like...
00:30:48To indicate...
00:30:49To indicate, like, the next press of a pause combo.
00:30:52Oh, yeah.
00:30:53Now, this is the part where people usually start arguing with me.
00:30:58Uh, Type S.
00:30:59Action game where the combat is primarily focused on enemy patterns and boss mechanics...
00:31:02With a particular focus on defense and counterplay.
00:31:05High difficulty, emphasis on reaction time.
00:31:07Also known as dodge encounter and souls-like.
00:31:09But yet, Kingdom Hearts, Dark Souls, Jedi Fork, and Hodor, and another crab's treasure.
00:31:15This is where people always argue with me, because I am comparing Dark Souls to Kingdom Hearts.
00:31:19And I am acting as if Dark Souls does not exist in its own special little world.
00:31:24You ask someone to explain a Souls-like, and they'll try...
00:31:27And they'll basically...
00:31:28Like...
00:31:29I got into, like, about a 30-minute argument with someone about this.
00:31:33And they basically said, it's like, well...
00:31:35Kingdom Hearts doesn't have a stamina meter, and a Souls game isn't really a Souls game without a stamina meter.
00:31:39And I said, hold the phone.
00:31:42What is the whole point of stamina in Dark Souls?
00:31:45That...
00:32:05Has the audio cut out for anyone?
00:32:29Couldn't have.
00:32:31Must just be you, Vivid.
00:32:32Back?
00:32:49Hey!
00:32:51Back?
00:32:53Alright.
00:32:54I don't know what is the point of a stamina meter.
00:32:56Okay, well, the point of the stamina meter in Dark Souls is...
00:33:03It stops you from button mashing.
00:33:06It limits how many actions you can take very quickly.
00:33:15And...
00:33:16That feeds into the main fundamental gameplay of forcing you to play defensively.
00:33:24Kingdom Hearts does the same thing.
00:33:26It doesn't have a stamina meter, but it has revenge value.
00:33:29It has enemy priority.
00:33:31It has limited stagger.
00:33:33It has all sorts of ways to make it so that you can't button mash your way through.
00:33:42So, yes, it is...
00:33:44What's revenge value?
00:33:47Revenge value is a thing in Kingdom Hearts that makes it so that you can only hit an enemy a certain amount of time before they will break out of your stagger and hit you back.
00:33:57So, while the two games have different mechanics that build their combat, those different mechanics all serve the same function.
00:34:12They serve the same purpose.
00:34:14What makes a Kingdom Hearts game a Kingdom Hearts game is that enemy patterns are way more of a factor into the gameplay than your own toolkit.
00:34:26The toolkit Sora gets to play with in any game is very limited.
00:34:31He can only ever access a certain amount of it at a certain time.
00:34:34And this is how you really should define a sub-genre of a video game.
00:34:43Not by its mechanics, but by what are those...
00:34:46What function...
00:34:48Like, what core are those mechanics built to serve?
00:34:54Jedi Fallen Order doesn't have a stamina meter, but it has limited blocking.
00:34:57It has limited...
00:34:58It has a...
00:34:59Because, you know, with a lightsaber, you could just hold the block button and be invincible forever.
00:35:02So they have mechanics to stop you doing that.
00:35:11That they do.
00:35:16Okay, now I see the connection between Kingdom Hearts and Souls.
00:35:18Yeah, yeah, see, you gotta, like, you gotta pull way back from, like, the individual mechanics into, like, the main core of gameplay that those mechanics are built for.
00:35:41This is why you can never really call Kingdom Hearts a character action game, because it does...
00:35:46Or a spectacle fighter, or a stylish action game.
00:35:49Sure, it's animated very stylishly.
00:35:51It's probably the most stylishly animated action game in the world.
00:35:56But on a gameplay level, like, on a gameplay level, there isn't that intricacy of combos that you're supposed to, like...
00:36:06That you're supposed to keep swapping between, like, a pianist playing Rush E.
00:36:11I've heard someone actually describe this particular type of gameplay.
00:36:16I've tried to put a name to it for a long time.
00:36:17And to that, like, yeah, to that end, God of War doesn't work that way either.
00:36:27You know, God of War is not about enemy patterns.
00:36:29God of War will...
00:36:30God of War has very token enemy patterns.
00:36:33Because the whole point is basically just tear shit up.
00:36:36So that's what this gradient is, is where you're emphasizing precision, aggression, and defense.
00:37:06And you could basically stick any action game somewhere on this gradient, and it would be a better way to describe how it plays than any other way of quantifying action games.
00:37:20Because, you know...
00:37:21You can do.
00:37:21Not every spectacle fight, not every character action game is going to play exactly like Devil May Cry.
00:37:26Like, the reboot...
00:37:29The reboot is a little up along the line toward Kingdom Hearts.
00:37:35Like, around here.
00:37:36Like, around here.
00:37:36No, Overwatch doesn't count in here.
00:37:59Overwatch is an FPS.
00:38:01This is about hack-and-slash games.
00:38:04Right.
00:38:06Yeah, you can't translate this outside of this particular genre of games.
00:38:11It just won't work.
00:38:13Especially not for multiplayer games.
00:38:16Yeah.
00:38:23And it's about gameplay, not difficulty.
00:38:27One of the reasons this type is often a lot harder is specifically because it has to emphasize enemy patterns.
00:38:32So enemies are just way more difficult by design.
00:38:36Let's see.
00:38:50Do I have footage?
00:38:56I've often said people should look at footage of, like, Dark Souls and Kingdom Hearts side by side and realize that, oh, yeah.
00:39:02This actually is very similar in Gameplay.
00:39:06The only difference is that Dark Souls character just needs 12,000 frames to scratch their ass.
00:39:18Yeah.
00:39:19Yeah.
00:39:32Overwatch pure...
00:39:33No, Overwatch was always an FPS.
00:39:35I think Vivid Daydream is just kind of, like, talking past all of us.
00:39:47A little bit, yeah.
00:39:48Like, Vivid Daydream is having her own little rant.
00:39:51Oh, well, they daydreaming.
00:39:56They daydreaming there.
00:39:57Yeah.
00:39:58Name does not lie.
00:40:00Anyway, yeah, that's the, uh...
00:40:02Yeah, that's always been my main point about action games.
00:40:05And it's by...
00:40:06Like, people get mad at me when I make this comparison.
00:40:08And here's the kicker.
00:40:09It's only because I bring Dark Souls into the conversation.
00:40:12If I wasn't bringing Dark Souls into the conversation, they wouldn't get angry.
00:40:15But they want it to exist in its own special little genre.
00:40:19Especially away from the colorful game that has Mickey Mouse in it.
00:40:24Right.
00:40:26It's like the video game equivalent of, you know, when they resold loofahs to men as a shower tool.
00:40:36Oh, yeah...
00:40:42It's the...
00:40:43They're called action figures, mom, of video games.
00:40:46Yep.
00:40:48It's not a doll.
00:40:49It's an action figure.
00:40:50There's a difference.
00:41:00Trump in 2025.
00:41:01We're going to make Canada the 51st state.
00:41:03January 2026.
00:41:04Canada.
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00:41:06Canada a bit to the left.
00:41:07Gulf of Canada.
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00:41:12Yeah, Crab Gang got accepted as a cheeky subversion of the mature genre.
00:41:29But KH can't pull that off.
00:41:31Yeah, apparently.
00:41:33Mickey Mouse could solo all of Dark Souls.
00:41:36Oh, yeah.
00:41:36I guess Kairi could Sora all of Dark Souls.
00:41:39And she did.
00:41:41Oh, yeah.
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:42Mouse Souls 3.
00:41:52The Chosen of Walt.
00:41:53No, no, no.
00:41:53It's the Chosen of Yen Sid.
00:41:56Hey.
00:41:57Master Yen Sid.
00:41:58Hey.
00:41:58Well, I got to finish recording the Nom Nom Nami script.
00:42:12Go to bed.
00:42:13This thing is a big one.
00:42:15I haven't even finished recording it in like, uncut.
00:42:18It's like an hour and a half.
00:42:20Oh, wow.
00:42:21Yeah.
00:42:21Yeah, this thing got away from me.
00:42:23I'm like, wow, this video is taking me a while.
00:42:26Am I just like, am I just like getting slower?
00:42:28It's like, look at the fucking script.
00:42:30It's like, oh, no, I'm not.
00:42:32Never mind.
00:42:32Actually, hang on a second.
00:42:38I don't have it.
00:42:45So the Nom Nom Nami script is 16,000 words.
00:42:51Jesus.
00:42:53And the chorus script is 30,000.
00:42:55Okay, yeah.
00:42:55So it's about half the length of the chorus script.
00:43:04Badly one of Souls-like that's cutesy, like set in Candyland or something.
00:43:10Oh, yeah.
00:43:11A Souls game starring Gumdrop.
00:43:14Oh, yes.
00:43:16The heaviest weapon is just a giant lollipop.
00:43:25You had a Candy Cane Rapier.
00:43:33A Flail that's a Jawbreaker on a String.
00:43:37Ooh, that's good.
00:43:45Licorice Leather Armor.
00:43:48Licorice Whip.
00:43:50Oh.
00:43:55You get, like, that saw cleaver from Bloodborne, but it's an old lady's dentures.
00:44:16Oh.
00:44:25I will admit, in all of the game genre discourse, it has been a little funny watching, um, watching Souls fans basically, like, break themselves in half.
00:44:54It's coming up with more and more reasons as to why the Souls series belongs in its own special little flower child genre.
00:45:04It is, it is interesting just how many pretzel knots they can tie themselves into.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:24It is, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's
00:45:54Now I want to watch Crown of Candy.
00:46:12Okay. Now what should we do?
00:46:15Dark Souls fans are so snobby they try to say Code Vein isn't really like Dark Souls.
00:46:19Like brother just because it's weeb soul doesn't mean it's not in the genre.
00:46:23Oh my god. It's like, why are they like this? They're so fucking weird.
00:46:33They're like the people who really wanted to have their own cool kids club at school but they weren't very sociable or enjoyable to be around so that never happened.
00:46:43They want the cool kids club. Unfortunately the cool kids club is dominated by some kid with spiky hair and a duck.
00:46:50Magic Girls in general hard counter Dark Souls monsters when you think about it.
00:46:56Oh yeah, no shit.
00:46:57Oh yeah.
00:46:58Like, who'd win in a fight? Dante or Sailor Moon?
00:47:02I'd have to give it to Sailor Moon.
00:47:08Candy Souls game in the final Boston X by a Princess Bubblegum now a burnt zombie.
00:47:12Why? Why has it got to be a burnt zombie?
00:47:15What is it with you and the edge?
00:47:20So edgy for no reason.
00:47:24Why are you being so edgy with these people?
00:47:30But Dante has guns though.
00:47:32Okay, but Sailor Moon has instant unblockable disintegration.
00:47:35Honestly.
00:47:37Like, he wouldn't even be- he wouldn't even be mad if that's nice.
00:47:47Oh no, the Sailor Moon vs Goku debate again, she still wins.
00:47:50Yeah, Sailor Moon kills everything.
00:47:52I'm sorry, when your first beginner level power is instant unblockable disintegration and you only get more absurd from there.
00:48:05I love a woman who could get- don't say it like that, she's 14.
00:48:11Right.
00:48:12I love a woman who could get- don't say it like that, she's 14.
00:48:13Right.
00:48:14She's 15.
00:48:15Look at the
00:48:27Case of compliments.
00:48:28You're the one that you can do.
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00:48:46the US if you've been injured in an accident don't settle for a high-volume
00:48:50cookie cutter law firm you'll just be
00:48:55oh my swear to god nordvpn stop sending me fucking messages all the goddamn time
00:49:09you sign up for something once and then suddenly it's just like hey we're gonna email you three
00:49:23times a fucking day
00:49:28right by our service we're not selling your data we totally promise I already
00:49:35bought your service
00:49:53oh there's so much junk everywhere
00:50:13I have uh I have straight up canceled services and put in the reason you won't stop emailing me
00:50:18fair enough
00:50:22cool
00:50:25cool
00:50:48I was expecting uh something
00:51:18darkly angelic magical girl goddess going into different realms ravaged by dark magic wars and just going you are being saved you do not resist
00:51:24yeah
00:51:29darkly angelic magical girl goddess going into different realms ravaged by dark magic wars and just going you are being saved you do not resist
00:51:48hilom
00:51:55Taylor moon having an instant delete existence button at her and it's so amazing but it's not even that it's it's not even that it's just in her toolkit it was the first thing she figured out and she just kept using that for a while
00:52:09what's your it's like what's your go-to strategy instant kill
00:52:15fabulous death firstly
00:52:18it's like okay all right what's the all right what's the first spell you learned um abracadabra
00:52:27oh sorry i blinked it's like what's the first spell you learned uh abracadabra
00:52:48abracadabra no abracadabra
00:53:05skedaddle skedoodle your family will be burned at your funeral
00:53:14use fireball and only fireball
00:53:17other girl anime other girl anime protagonist if i hit this card with this stick i can fly
00:53:32if i just if i go at the top of this tower i can pull a sword out of my girl out of my
00:53:38girlfriend's tits meanwhile sailor moon i cast fuck you
00:53:44you
00:53:59you
00:54:01you
00:54:16at some point i'm gonna have to actually sit down and watch sailor moon sailor moon again because like is that as like is that as weird and wacky as uh
00:54:38as uh as uh as the memes make it out to be or am i just remembering it wrong
00:54:45it would be an it would be an interesting thing to discover
00:54:51i mean i tried re-watching you 10 and it was like okay that was you know i've i have a more nuanced view on this
00:55:00i still fucking hate it though
00:55:02i want to manage this raw i wanted to have a kid to hear it so i love this vibe son image and i like the line on kari's goggles give it uh some distinction
00:55:11my dumb dumb brain will occasionally think of those lines as her pupils and kari's just going full dragonfly mode
00:55:17oh no
00:55:19no no no that that's in the show it's it's meant to show that the lenses are kind of distinct but
00:55:30oh god now i'm looking at it and i see the lizard eyes
00:55:38lexter why would you do this pushes up goggles instantly flashbang self
00:55:45i'm locked in with a new insurance plan with geico
00:56:02tia's proud tia's proud of her sister uh her sister getting her first insurance plan
00:56:18oh my god
00:56:20geckos are amphibians
00:56:24look an amphibian is just a water lizard
00:56:30oh yeah okay that's true
00:56:35a frog is a water lizard
00:56:39short water lizard
00:56:42a water
00:56:44a water lizard short king
00:56:46short king of the pond
00:56:54i was watching this one comedian talk about how like apparently canada didn't have smoky the bear
00:57:05they had smacky the frog
00:57:07and i think we should adopt that
00:57:09because if i see a bear coming it's like i don't care what you guys say about forest fires
00:57:12that's a bear i'm running
00:57:13but if i see a frog i'll be like hey here comes that frog
00:57:17all right
00:57:18maybe they'll sit down next to me
00:57:20and i can pet him
00:57:22then put him in a glass jar
00:57:24with a stick and a leaf
00:57:26to recreate what he's used to
00:57:28it's like yeah you see a frog
00:57:32you're in for a good time
00:57:34my body is a machine that turns frogs on the grass into frogs in my hand
00:57:44here comes dat boy
00:57:50my body is a machine that turns dicks into suck dicks
00:58:01be mindful be mindful if you date a ballerina they will sit on that dick and spin
00:58:15you
00:58:31yeah you remember that thing i showed you last night
00:58:43oh yes i do
00:58:46cursed
00:58:47funny but cursed
00:58:49very
00:58:50first
00:58:51i'll try spinning that's a neat trick
00:58:56go okay i know this is my joke but go to jail
00:59:01anakin when padme breaks out the strap
00:59:04oh fuck
00:59:07there are some men in fiction where you just look and it was like okay
00:59:17like try getting pegged and maybe you'll calm down
00:59:20oh
00:59:22oh
00:59:23a terrible terrible thoughts occurred to me
00:59:27oh well
00:59:28padme affixes anakin's lightsaber to uh
00:59:31onto the harness of her strap and then says
00:59:33don't clench
00:59:35oh
00:59:37oh fuck
00:59:40who wants to live dangerously
00:59:50we need the pegging to your list
00:59:57i mean if lightsabers have a trading mode
01:00:07now where's the fun in taking a risk if you're gonna put the lightsaber in training mode
01:00:12well that was the mental image of all time
01:00:32like
01:00:37calls of death trooper
01:00:39uh
01:00:40well
01:00:41perhaps you should just read this for yourself general
01:00:43looks at it
01:00:44anakin
01:00:45no
01:00:46no
01:00:47no
01:01:02no
01:01:04no
01:01:17no
01:01:18no
01:01:19ovi-wan i'm so done with the skywalker family commander cody well in all fairness generally i have to read this for yourself.
01:01:24Obi-Wan, I'm so done with the Skywalker family.
01:01:30Commander Cody, well, in all fairness, General, it seems that the Skywalker family is done, period.
01:01:36Oh god, I just pulled up Blue Sky, and the first thing I see is Star Trek minus context.
01:01:50It appears we have lost our sex appeal, Captain.
01:01:52Oh yeah.
01:01:53It appears we have lost our sex appeal.
01:01:56Well, Tuvok's on the screen, so that's a fucking lie.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:03And you're going out like Dante from the Devil May Cry series.
01:02:10Oh yeah, like...
01:02:12One of my favorite analysis videos of that, uh...
01:02:16Of DMC, which there are surprisingly few of them, because...
01:02:23Everyone's just more worried about the fucking, uh, you know, mechanics and shit, was, among
01:02:28other things, talking about how, like, gothic literature, uh, DMC tries, like, DMC kind
01:02:37of, like, pushes, like, the taboos of sexuality.
01:02:39And to that end said, we were supposed to view Dante getting impaled the same way that we would view, like, like, long, long shots of Bayonetta's ass, where we're just supposed to, like, voyeuristically enjoy it.
01:02:54Weird kink, Hideki Kamiya, but okay.
01:03:00Yeah, like, literally, one of the first times it happens to Dante, like, the sword, like, goes through his chest and pins him to the ground, and then he slowly, like, and with, like, a few grunts, just pushes himself up.
01:03:13Up until, like, he just pops out the other end.
01:03:29Dante gets frostborned in every game.
01:03:32Oh god, he does.
01:03:33He said you wanted to spin on Rebellion, this isn't what we meant.
01:03:45Utena levels of sword imagery.
01:03:48Oh god.
01:03:49I mean, there is that one bit where, uh, where, uh, Dante sneaks up behind Utena and plunges a sword into it.
01:03:55Oh, yeah.
01:03:59That's inappropriate.
01:04:00That's inappropriate, I apologize.
01:04:01Right.
01:04:03I apologize, too.
01:04:08I will say, if there's anyone who deserves trillion stab, it's Utena.
01:04:12Just, just, or just fucking do that on, and fucking, uh, Aki, I was like, ha ha ha ha ha, break down.
01:04:23The reboot version that just keeps going and going and going and going and going until you, until you've turned your opponent into Rebellion.
01:04:31Red Mist.
01:04:33Oh, no.
01:04:33Oh, I love it.
01:04:39Dante is a summoning Kingdom Hearts.
01:04:40What would he do as a summon?
01:04:43Um, probably, hmm, a few, I can imagine doing a few things.
01:04:50Like, he can get, he can get on his, like, he and Sora can, like, get on his demon motorcycle and just do wheelies on the enemy.
01:04:56Yeah.
01:05:01Where does steam storm?
01:05:26He can never store them in a normal place.
01:05:34Gotta have its own little special.
01:05:37Oh, yeah.
01:05:38of.
01:06:08It's so dumb that Game Jabs just put save files wherever they fucking want.
01:06:30Oh, yeah.
01:06:38Put them in app data where they belong.
01:06:44Put them wherever I determine save games.
01:06:47You know what's funny?
01:06:48Documents specifically has a My Games section for this.
01:06:53You open Documents folder.
01:06:55There's a folder in there that says My Games.
01:06:57That's where your save games should go.
01:06:59But no, everyone's got to put them in 18 million different places.
01:07:02Some of them just shove it in the Documents folder.
01:07:04Others just shove it in app data.
01:07:08There you go.
01:07:38I still haven't, uh, I was going to boot up Kingdom 2 to basically save you, but I haven't.
01:07:54I see.
01:07:55Anyway, what were you saying?
01:08:06Doc, what was I saying?
01:08:08Ten and Anthe are summoned.
01:08:09They do blade dances.
01:08:13I don't, I don't, really don't think you Ten and Anthe work as a summon.
01:08:16Like, they're just part, like, they should just be party members.
01:08:20Oh, that would be good.
01:08:21Okay.
01:08:25That is, of course, assuming that, uh,
01:08:47Ten is still sword fights after all that shit.
01:08:49Right.
01:08:54I think at this point she would just,
01:08:55she would just buy a gun.
01:08:58Ha ha ha.
01:08:59Ha ha ha.
01:09:00Ha ha ha.
01:09:04Ha ha ha.
01:09:19I think I saw, I think you reblogged this thing on Tumblr a while back of, like,
01:09:31I guess you Tenet doing a diss track on Akio.
01:09:33And I'm just, and I remember looking at that and I'm going,
01:09:36this is actually, funnily enough, this is actually really in character for her
01:09:39because she's holding a sword and rather than actually using it,
01:09:42she's trying to diss track like a moron.
01:09:45Oh, yeah.
01:09:46Yeah.
01:09:49Like, okay, yes, you Tenet, like,
01:09:52telling these people exactly why they suck is,
01:09:54is cool and all.
01:09:55Just, you know, like, actually attack because
01:09:58it's very clear they are,
01:10:01they are not going to be swayed by insults.
01:10:04You have a video that includes your earlier explanations of gameplay types
01:10:06I want to share with my friends.
01:10:07I haven't done one yet.
01:10:08It used to be on Tumblr.
01:10:16Unfortunately, my Tumblr just got, like, spam reported by Nazis.
01:10:22Pretty much every minute I was on that site.
01:10:26And then eventually the Nazis took over the site.
01:10:34Tumblr's been having this weird beef with trans women for a while.
01:10:36Oh, yeah, it's fucked.
01:11:06You know, it's funny, in KH2, Sora can also, like,
01:11:32has a special, like, input to knock someone into the air.
01:11:36But rather than following them,
01:11:39just knocks them into the air.
01:11:40And if your soft lock on target is in the air,
01:11:44you just jump, when you attack,
01:11:45he'll just jump up and, like,
01:11:47do a fucking quadruple flip and slash them.
01:11:50Oh, nice.
01:11:51Like an aerial dive.
01:11:52Yeah.
01:12:02I haven't bothered with Tumblr since migrating to Blue Sky.
01:12:07I wish I knew about Co-host before it got down.
01:12:11Because Co-host would have been...
01:12:12Like, here's the kicker.
01:12:14I expect Blue Sky will end up getting worse slowly over time
01:12:18because the fact of the matter is
01:12:20the worst social media site is the most used social media.
01:12:25That's where I'm at because
01:12:26that's, that's, you will just have a higher quantity of douchebags.
01:12:32You know what they say.
01:12:46You get out,
01:12:48but you put in.
01:12:51I'm two steps ahead
01:12:52and being a step ahead.
01:12:56We've got big goals in this kingdom.
01:12:59I built this
01:13:00level by level
01:13:01Box by box
01:13:03I've reached the top.
01:13:08New game
01:13:09same dedication.
01:13:14No ads
01:13:16ever.
01:13:18I don't even need
01:13:20Wi-Fi.
01:13:22No risk.
01:13:31You aren't part of this conversation.
01:13:34Leave.
01:13:45Motherfuckers hopping in everywhere uninvited.
01:13:49Yep.
01:13:49I'd also be interested in videos you might have about roasting the
01:14:10it's not adults and action figure gamers who mistake dark.
01:14:13I don't have a specific video about that.
01:14:15It just comes up in other...
01:14:16And no, I could not tell you offhand.
01:14:19People are like, oh, you expect to be able to say things and for other people to not be able to respond?
01:14:27Yes.
01:14:28Yes, that's exactly what I expect.
01:14:34Seems fair enough.
01:14:35Yes, I do, in fact, expect you to mind your own fucking business.
01:14:47It's mostly just people getting bitchy that AO3 gets mild criticism for being a scam.
01:14:54Oh, yeah.
01:14:56Because it's a scam.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:10Yeah.
01:15:35I'm going to make some food one second.
01:15:42Okay.
01:16:05I count myself lucky that I was able to listen to your takes on those things in this stream.
01:16:13Cool.
01:16:16Yeah, I can only really do one video at a time, and oftentimes a lot of videos I'd rather do.
01:16:28Invite nonsense from people.
01:16:35It depends on a lot of people.
01:16:39It depends on a lot of people.
01:17:05No.
01:17:05Oh
01:17:35I really blame Twitter for introducing
01:17:39the concept of every statement you make
01:17:41on social media is the start of a debate
01:17:43on to the general public
01:17:44I don't, like, it really didn't
01:17:47the fact is some people are just busy bodies
01:17:49who feel the need to weigh in to absolutely everything
01:17:51Some people just really love the sound
01:18:05of their own
01:18:05And then you have us
01:18:15And then you have us
01:18:17who like the sounds of each other's voices
01:18:19Yeah, like, not every statement
01:18:25is, uh, not every statement is up to
01:18:27debate, and sometimes
01:18:29Oh, did you really remove my reply?
01:18:31Yeah, because it's my post, bitch, fuck off
01:18:35Kind of like people say, oh, you're deleting
01:18:39comments on your videos? Yeah, bitch, what are you
01:18:41going to do about it?
01:18:44Weep
01:18:44Good place to say
01:18:50hi, I'm a fan of yours, been like for four years
01:18:52first video of yours I caught was
01:18:53Corpse Ride in 11 minutes
01:18:54That's good, that's good and all, Mob Boss Lenny, but are you sure you should be
01:18:57advertising your profession like that?
01:18:59Okay, here we go
01:19:03Hey
01:19:05It is good as boy
01:19:08This is what I mean when I say mobility
01:19:21The ability to just
01:19:30very quickly get anywhere
01:19:32I need to be
01:19:33at any point in time
01:19:51Oh god, I fucking love
01:19:58Magnet
01:19:59So fucking
01:20:03blessed
01:20:04I've seen everyone here before I can
01:20:14have to see John
01:20:15So you were right on the money with that
01:20:17Thank you, thank you
01:20:19Oh yeah, if you look closely
01:20:29how this thing works
01:20:30Oh shit
01:20:34There we go
01:20:40Come on, stop dying
01:20:43See?
01:20:49Fucking hell, sorry
01:20:54my mic was being weird
01:20:55Did you see that though?
01:20:57I did
01:20:58Okay, good
01:20:58Deal, let's go
01:21:01Look at this majestic aft lighting
01:21:26Who should we fight?
01:21:36Ooh, who we got on the roster?
01:21:38Organization
01:21:38Oh, right
01:21:40Let's do
01:21:45Marluxia
01:21:47Okay, here we go
01:21:58Look, we're back
01:21:59So
01:22:00They're
01:22:00I don't know.
01:22:30Yeah, it's over.
01:22:46Take this.
01:22:53Haha.
01:23:00Ha.
01:23:04Ha.
01:23:11Ha.
01:23:12Oh.
01:23:16Uh.
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