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00:00:00We'll see you next time.
00:00:29Vinegar is a different experience to Cass.
00:00:31Cass kept everyone's spirits up, joking and laughing and hiding how much he was suffering until he couldn't anymore.
00:00:36Vinegar is hopeless and nihilistic and miserable.
00:00:39Vinegar is hopeless and nihilistic and miserable.
00:00:48Vinegar is a different experience to Cass.
00:00:50Cass kept everyone's spirits up, joking and laughing and hiding how much he was suffering until he couldn't anymore.
00:00:55Vinegar is hopeless and nihilistic and miserable.
00:00:59...how much she was suffering until he couldn't anymore.
00:01:14Vinegar is hopeless and nihilistic and miserable,
00:01:17and she makes no effort to hide how much pain and suffering she's in.
00:01:20And Astra has to realize that this is how Cass really felt the entire time.
00:01:24Astra got into medicine in the hopes of being able to help her brother,
00:01:27and then her brother died, and she pivoted to trying to help other people.
00:01:30Unfortunately, she can't help Vinegar,
00:01:32because there isn't a pill or powder in the world that can replace the will to live.
00:01:36But she can't help one person.
00:01:38Periwinkle appears throughout Park...
00:01:39She can't help one person.
00:01:40Peri...
00:01:57Periwinkle appears throughout parts of the story, disconnected from the grief.
00:02:05He comes in looking for sleep aids because he's having trouble getting good rest.
00:02:08It becomes clear that what's really hurting him is stress.
00:02:10A real dream...
00:02:27If you have someone to imagine you'rearness me,
00:02:30your cause for love is true...
00:02:31That the phải, that the children you know,
00:02:34need treatment him
00:02:35No probes...
00:02:36Maybe they're not tried to hold that suicide
00:02:38Brilliant, too.
00:02:40It becomes clear that what's really hurting him is stress.
00:03:00He doesn't have a stable place to live, and he works a modeling job that is only just starting to pay him decent money.
00:03:05Unlike Vinegar, Astra notices immediately that medicine isn't what Periwinkle needs.
00:03:08Then, on a sheer stroke of dumb luck, the shop is reeking of Lich's Bane, and Periwinkle casts an aroma spell to get rid of it.
00:03:14Being able to make sense with magic is rare, and the-
00:03:38Being able to make sense with magic is rare, and those who do it are often making aromas that are too overpowering.
00:03:45But Periwinkle makes aromas that are extremely pleasant, so Astra offers to buy perfumes for him to resell because she hasn't been able to find a good supplier.
00:03:51Her logic being that perfumes and other kinds of homeopathic medicine are for healing the soul rather than the body.
00:03:57Oh, this is why drugstores sell makeup.
00:03:59Astra pays so well for them that Periwinkle can quit modeling entirely.
00:04:03Between the event where he gets hired and his epilogue,
00:04:08The reason why drugstores sell makeup is to be learned is that if the drugstores sell makeup is to be something that can be worded,
00:04:11It doesn't mean that they don't make the driver.
00:04:12In other words, anyone can only buy an Halloween, or at least they don't make any of them.
00:04:14But where the drugstores sell that are really expensive.
00:04:17Maybe the drugstores sell that we all want to use,
00:04:19But at least a very good part is to doubt and it's not necessarily the type of stuff.
00:04:28So, we're actually trying to find a drugstores sell when it's called Alpha Pascualty.
00:04:31Astro pays so well for them that Periwinkle can quit modeling entirely.
00:05:00Between the event where he gets hired and his epilogue, the bags under his eyes are gone, indicating just how much someone's quality of life can be-
00:05:06Astro pays so well for them that Periwinkle can quit modeling and-
00:05:30Astro pays so well for them that Periwinkle can quit.
00:05:50Astro pays so well for them that Periwinkle can quit modeling entirely.
00:06:03Between the event where he gets hired and his epilogue, the bags under his eyes are gone.
00:06:07And his epilogue, the...
00:06:09One thing I like is that, you see, like, Periwinkle always has the bags under his eyes, but then we get to...
00:06:20Look, we get to the last one? Oh, he has gotten some good fucking rest.
00:06:31...and his epilogue, the bags under his eyes are gone.
00:06:36Event where he gets hired and his epilogue, the bags under his eyes are gone.
00:06:39Indicating just how much someone's quality of life can be improved when they don't have to stress over where their next meal is coming from.
00:06:45Though it's beneficial to Astro, she tangibly improves the life of at least one of the people who walk into her shop.
00:06:50And in doing so, finds a way to improve the lives of others.
00:06:52By the end of the story, after having many calls with her mother and avoiding visiting...
00:06:56...of others.
00:06:59By the...
00:07:00...he gets hired and his epilogue, the bags under his eyes are gone.
00:07:06Indicating just how...
00:07:07...the lives of others.
00:07:08I do love how before you do the epilogue...
00:07:13...how before you do the epilogues, this is the ending slide.
00:07:16Because, like...
00:07:17...peri...
00:07:18Like, they save Periwinkle's story for, like...
00:07:21...periwink...
00:07:22Like, the end of Periwinkle's story comes last.
00:07:25And it's just...
00:07:26It's really important for how heavy the whole thing was.
00:07:37Hey, we talked about grief and existentialism and chronic illness a lot.
00:07:41Let's end on the fun, boy.
00:07:56I gained a newfound appreciation for Periwinkle after this one.
00:08:05Softboy soothes the soul.
00:08:26Something is so low throughout, try to end on a high.
00:08:30Oh, yeah.
00:08:31I think, in particular, Astra's Garden really gets tone.
00:08:35Like, it's...
00:08:37It can reach some really dark low points, but...
00:08:41...it never lingers there for longer than is absolutely necessary.
00:08:45And so that tone wavers around a lot.
00:08:48I don't...
00:08:53I think, uh...
00:08:54I don't think we're ever really gonna see a game from Nami that genuinely ends on a...
00:08:59...on a dour note.
00:09:01Honestly.
00:09:02I think, um...
00:09:04You know...
00:09:04Nami likes to add bad endings to her games, but, like, the actual canon ending is usually, like...
00:09:10...the one where everyone's happy.
00:09:12Almost everyone.
00:09:15I mean, like, even Vinegar.
00:09:16Like, Vinegar hears about soul extraction.
00:09:18And she's like, I'm gonna give that a try.
00:09:20And it's like a newfound lease on life.
00:09:30People who walk into her shop, and in doing so, finds a way to improve the lives of others.
00:09:34By the end of the story, after having many calls with her mother and avoiding visiting her,
00:09:38Astra and her...
00:09:38...people who walk into her shop, and in doing so, finds a way to improve the lives of others.
00:09:48By the end of the story, after having many calls with her mother and avoiding visiting her,
00:09:54Astra and her mother finally sort out their grief over Cass, and...
00:09:57...and...
00:09:57I can't do, like, the effect this game has justice.
00:10:14You should play it.
00:10:15It's free.
00:10:15I think that's the big thing.
00:10:20Like, I think, like, the number of games Nami has that actually has a price tag,
00:10:24it's just two.
00:10:25Bad End Theater and Her Tears Are My Light.
00:10:28All the rest are fucking free.
00:10:32I imagine Syrup 2 is probably gonna have a price tag.
00:10:45All right.
00:18:15You know what?
00:18:16This one's done.
00:18:17So first thing.
00:18:19Select the project media list.
00:18:21And...
00:18:23Place...
00:18:27I'm going to...
00:18:37I'm going to replace...
00:18:41I'm going to replace...
00:18:49I'm going to replace...
00:18:50I'm going to...
00:18:51I'm going to replace...
00:18:57Oh, I thought it crashed on me.
00:18:59Oh, fuck...
00:19:00I thought it crashed on me.
00:19:03God, that series of lines hits like a truck. I wasn't sick of any of you. And you were sick of yourself. I was just sick.
00:19:13was just sick.
00:19:43who gave Davi a heart surgery degree
00:20:08because she's really good at ripping all ours out.
00:20:10Like, like I said, play this yourself.
00:20:15I cried playing this game.
00:20:17And like, when I, when I stopped,
00:20:20when I finished recording it,
00:20:22I had to just, I had to just get up,
00:20:24go into the living room and just sit there
00:20:27and just sit there in the quiet for like a little while.
00:20:40I had to just sit there,
00:21:04I had to just sit there,
00:21:37Oh, wow, that's super effective to do something like that to you.
00:21:51Yep, not often that happens, but...
00:22:07So moving on from that, the next game is about a very...
00:22:12So moving on...
00:22:39So moving on from that, the next game is about a very air-headed girl catching up on her charms homework.
00:22:48I'll understand if you need to pause...
00:22:50I'll understand if you need to pause and collect yourself before we move on.
00:23:06All right, ready? Let's go.
00:23:10Charm Studies is about Cassia, and rather...
00:23:36All right, ready? Let's go.
00:23:42Charm Studies is about Cassia, a rather lackluster witch student who is at risk of not being able to graduate with her friends because she struggles with charms class.
00:23:49So she's paid another student, Senna, to teach her.
00:23:51And the reason she struggles with charms is immediately apparent.
00:23:54Miss Orchard.
00:23:55It's Miss Call, actually.
00:23:57Miss Orchard.
00:23:57Miss Call.
00:23:58Miss Call.
00:23:59Miss Call.
00:24:00Miss Call.
00:24:01Miss Call.
00:24:01Miss Call.
00:24:02Miss Call.
00:24:03Miss Call.
00:24:03Miss Call.
00:24:04Miss Call.
00:24:05Miss Call.
00:24:05Miss Call.
00:24:06Miss Call.
00:24:07Miss Call.
00:24:08Miss Call.
00:24:09Miss Call.
00:24:10Miss Call.
00:24:11Miss Call.
00:24:12Miss Call.
00:24:13Miss Call.
00:24:14Miss Call.
00:24:15Miss Call.
00:24:16Now, I'd never done Picross before playing this game, and I had no idea how to do it, so I was in a uniquely similar situation as Cassia, as looking at this thing confused me to high hell and back, but it didn't take long to get to grips with how to read the grid and how the puzzle actually worked.
00:24:29I am now completely addicted to Picross and fucked up my sleep schedule playing just one more puzzle for nine hours straight.
00:24:34This shit's worse than civilization.
00:24:36The story's pretty good.
00:24:37Cassia and Senna develop a rather tepid friendship.
00:24:39Cassia discuss the fact that Senna is going away for more school and Cassia is moving on with her life.
00:24:44And I think this is where the story really comes alive.
00:24:46Their friendship is going to be very short-lived.
00:24:48As once Cassia graduates, they will likely never see each other again.
00:24:51But Senna remarks that not every friendship is meant to last forever.
00:24:54Sometimes people you meet are just a brief but mean-
00:24:56And I think this is where the story really comes alive.
00:24:59Their friendship is going to be very short-lived.
00:25:01As once Cassia graduates, they will likely never-
00:25:03And I think this is where the story really comes alive.
00:25:14Their friendship is-
00:25:15Wait, lol, missed call.
00:25:18Yep.
00:25:19No.
00:25:25Their friendship is going to be very short-lived.
00:25:27As once Cassia graduates, they will likely never see each other again.
00:25:30But Senna remarks that not-
00:25:49So I'm just going to make progress in this article!
00:25:59I'm surprised by herself about Sylvia.
00:26:03This is where the story really comes alive.
00:26:06This is where the story really comes alive.
00:26:17Their friendship is going to be very short-lived,
00:26:19as once Cassia graduates, they will likely never see each other again.
00:26:22But send her remarks that not every friendship is meant to last forever.
00:26:25Sometimes people you meet are just a breed.
00:26:36Your friendship is meant to last forever.
00:26:52Sometimes people you meet are just a brief but meaningful moment in your life.
00:26:56And while you may never see each other,
00:26:57something about that experience will carry with you.
00:27:00You're married, wouldn't it be Mrs. Cole?
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:03Yeah, I guess so.
00:27:06Everyone keeps asking me, it's like, what does the CD stand for?
00:27:13And I'm like, it doesn't stand for anything.
00:27:18I was literally just holding a CD in my hand when I thought,
00:27:21I need to change my, I need to change my username.
00:27:36CD stands for CD, you nerds.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:28:06And she's right.
00:28:14There's old friends and old acquaintances who I last saw, like, maybe seven or eight years ago.
00:28:19And yet I still think about them frequently.
00:28:35Some of them I haven't seen since I was eight and only knew for about two years.
00:28:39Pulled back and viewed from the macro, such connections are just a tiny fraction of life,
00:28:43which is itself just a tiny fraction of existence.
00:28:46But a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts.
00:28:49When people look back on old relationships, they tend to dwell on the ones that hurt them
00:28:53because trauma is such a uniquely significant moment in a person's life.
00:28:56But no less important are the ones that influenced us positively.
00:29:00A friend who spent a brief time with you, but who influenced you in a very positive way.
00:29:04Maybe it was someone you wish you had been better toward before they drifted away.
00:29:07Maybe it was someone who was there during a tough time just to be a source of joy that was desperately needed.
00:29:11Or maybe they were someone who made you realize how much you crave that kind of closeness to begin with.
00:29:16However, while you may go a very long...
00:29:18I will find something touching and heartfelt in this silly game about doing your homework,
00:29:35and you can't fucking stop me!
00:29:37And she's thinking entirely...
00:30:07Alright, we won't retake it.
00:30:09We'll just own the fact that my voice acting is shit.
00:30:12I embrace the cringe, and those who can't embrace the cringe are weak.
00:30:16I embrace the cringe.
00:30:38Some people really don't like
00:30:46secondhand embarrassment
00:30:47as a form of comedy.
00:30:49People are weak.
00:31:08All right, which one do you guys want to do next?
00:31:38Taima, First Kiss, Drowning Drowning, Starry Flowers, Bad End Theater, Sextify Succubus,
00:31:47Poffin, or Syrup 2.
00:32:08First Kiss, more Zombie Girl.
00:32:24Oh, I can't do First Kiss.
00:32:26I have to go back and, like, record the rest of the endings,
00:32:30because I never did that.
00:32:31I bring them up in the script, so I need them.
00:32:39Drowning Drowning.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:50Yeah, it's only about two minutes.
00:32:52Drowning Drowning is an RP...
00:32:53Oh, right.
00:33:23Drowning Drowning is an RPG maker game
00:33:33about a listless, miserable girl who, at the...
00:33:35Drowning Drowning is an RPG...
00:33:41Drowning Drowning is an RPG...
00:33:48Drowning Drowning is an RPG maker game
00:34:01about a listless, miserable girl who, at the behest...
00:34:04Drowning Drowning is an RPG maker game
00:34:13Drowning Drowning is an RPG maker game
00:34:15who, at the behest of a mermaid, dives into the ocean to drown herself.
00:34:32Instead, the mermaid kisses her...
00:34:34Instead, the mermaid kisses her and grants her the ability to breathe underwater.
00:34:40As Maya is exploring the underwater village...
00:34:42Water.
00:34:43As...
00:34:45The mermaid kisses her and grants her the ability to breathe underwater.
00:35:15As Maya is exploring the underwater village,
00:35:28it turns out the little mermaid who brought her here wanted her help in retrieve the underwater village...
00:35:43It turns out theingly height of the area...
00:35:56Danke, Vers bear with me...
00:36:04To be continued...
00:36:09And to be continued...
00:36:13It turns out the Little Mermaid who brought her here wanted her help in retrieving a lost pendant deep in the underwater trench,
00:36:31having heard that humans can withstand the pressure.
00:36:35Unfortunately, she then had...
00:36:36In a submarine, you idiot.
00:37:04So Maya goes home with an invitation to come back tomorrow where a party...
00:37:34...Idiot.
00:37:35So Maya goes home with an invitation to come back tomorrow where a party is being thrown in her honor because they like making new friends.
00:37:40Maya feels very weird about this as why is she worth celebrating when she...
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00:39:06My wife can attest to this.
00:39:11The saddest part about knowing someone with depression, self-loathing, or abuse trauma
00:39:15isn't the breakdowns or the lethargy.
00:39:17It's when you express sincere affection and appreciation for someone
00:39:20and they look at you with very innocent confusion.
00:41:28This is
00:42:58One second, I'm just clipping some stuff.
00:43:06One second, I'm just clipping some stuff.
00:43:34And they look at you with very
00:43:35very innocent confusion.
00:43:46A
00:43:46confusion.
00:43:52A person who has been hurt so completely
00:43:54that the idea of someone caring about them
00:43:56is a genuinely new and confusing experience.
00:43:58That's the point where you...
00:43:59God, that really is heartbreaking.
00:44:24Yep.
00:44:43McKay was...
00:44:44When McKay was here on a visit, I heard her say, like...
00:44:51I heard her say, like,
00:44:54you've always been so sweet to me.
00:44:55I cherish you.
00:44:57And I didn't respond.
00:44:59And she was just like, sweetie.
00:45:00And I looked up.
00:45:01I was like, oh, you were talking to me?
00:45:02I was the only other person in the fucking room.
00:45:13God, it's funny in retrospect.
00:45:15No.
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00:45:27No.
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00:45:27No.
00:45:27Way too funny, but also way too sad.
00:45:57No.
00:46:03...where you want to pull someone into a hug
00:46:05and tell them that everything's going to be okay.
00:46:06It was obvious that Maya is depressed
00:46:08from the attempted suicide at the start of the game,
00:46:10but the totality of that depression
00:46:11is made clear right here.
00:46:12Why are you celebrating me?
00:46:14I haven't been of any use.
00:46:15After the party...
00:50:41The entire way down, she's haunted by little echoes of herself that reinforce what she
00:50:59feels about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure
00:51:09about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the
00:51:39pressure.
00:51:46The entire way down, she's haunted by little echoes of herself that reinforce what she
00:52:04feels about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
00:52:08The mermaids recover her and manage to help her heal but they do
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00:59:32somewhere do something i want things to change i want to invent time and space and so neil became
00:59:37space oh hey you guys know the bit in the last video where like time shows up and it says want
00:59:42to be in my want to be part of my homestuck lore recap i do yeah
01:00:02okay yes all right well this is what it says now
01:00:07you
01:00:32oh my god
01:00:35this i want to be something go somewhere do something i want things to change i want this
01:00:46i want to be something go somewhere do something i want things to change i want to invent time
01:00:51and space and so neil became space sowing light and life all over the universe and that was when
01:00:55time showed up time and space were happy for eternity with just each other but then space's
01:00:59light faded not the vaporeon coffee pasta yes the vaporeon coffee pasta
01:01:05so it's like she looked at treat and went not uwu enough and now treat absolutely reeks of uwu
01:01:16the overall theme of the game has a lot to do
01:01:29uh huh i'm just starting to realize that this is now my third year in a row where i cover visual
01:01:35novels in some capacity well for those of you who are asking i guess now you have an eta anyway
01:01:40with my wife's move to canada in less than a month i've been slipping further and
01:01:43you
01:01:50anyway basil
01:01:58girl your problem was already solved so long ago that capitalism's already gotten to it
01:02:02well that was easy on to the second one the second session is with magico
01:02:06oh it's basil isn't it
01:02:08all right let's do sex and succubus let's get the short ones out of the way so i feel like i've
01:02:16made more progress than i actually have
01:02:18but that'd be michaela's movie during pride month because that's awesome uh just before pride month
01:02:33actually
01:02:34and everything's on schedule
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01:03:08she was a redditor
01:03:09she was a redditor
01:03:10she was a redditor
01:03:11she was a redditor
01:04:14Sex Advice Succubus is a-
01:04:18Don't do this to me!
01:04:36You know what?
01:04:42Take a break.
01:04:44Editing game footage does get tedious.
01:04:56The Dragon Age video was way worse.
01:05:06Must be- Oh Pride is on.
01:05:08Must be why Chapel Rhone jam loops and demo got added.
01:05:12Okay.
01:05:14I don't know.
01:05:24I don't know.
01:05:26I don't know.
01:05:28I don't know.
01:05:30It would be.
01:05:32Yeah.
01:05:33Like record-
01:05:34Like having to play and record the entire Dragon Age series for one fucking video.
01:05:40And you know you're not gonna use most of that fucking footage.
01:06:00I don't know.
01:06:02But I know you've seen the four episodes.
01:06:04I can do it.
01:06:18I feel like you're trying to feel like a-
01:07:20I remember you streaming that giant castle gala mission.
01:07:23At the start, it seemed fun, but then four hours had passed and we were all just begging
01:07:26to be let out.
01:07:27Yeah.
01:07:33It's like, ugh, don't let me loose in a big maze.
01:07:36I have very poor sense of direction and I'm very easily distracted.
01:07:39I did.
01:08:09Oh, for those who don't follow me on Blue Sky, I posted this earlier.
01:08:32Idea for a movie.
01:08:3317th century woman gets seduced by a vampire into his castle, realizes that the last second
01:08:38she's just walked into a nest of vampires and escapes into a secret passage.
01:08:41The rest of the movie is her stalking and killing them in increasingly creative ways.
01:08:45I still get lost in the village during dead money.
01:08:54Two things from back when you were streaming Dragon Age.
01:08:56The first is just barely seeing some shooting stars I woke up early for and then tuning in
01:09:01afterwards.
01:09:02And the second is, is that Eve Miles?
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:15The fourth is here.
01:09:45Mix Home Alone with the mousetrap.
01:09:56I'd add a shitload of vampires.
01:09:57See, I wasn't really thinking Home Alone.
01:09:59I was thinking more of a slasher movie.
01:10:01I already picture, like, the vampire who brought her in hiding in, like, hiding in a dungeon with, like, one of the other vampires.
01:10:23It's just like, you see, I told you you have to stop bringing the...
01:10:29I told you I have to stop bringing these village women into the castle.
01:10:34It's like, look, I'm sorry.
01:10:39Trying to get the vampire accent right.
01:10:42Look, I'm...
01:10:43Look, I'm sorry, friend.
01:10:46I just...
01:10:47It's like, I must...
01:10:48It's like, it is in my nature.
01:10:51I must seduce my way through the village.
01:10:55It's like, Boris, I am getting really fucking tired of that stereotype.
01:10:59It's like, Boris, Boris, I am getting really fucking tired of that stereotype.
01:11:25Just say you are horny and fuck off.
01:11:28It's like...
01:11:29It's like, get out of a movie.
01:11:36No, like a slasher movie.
01:11:43Is this not getting through?
01:11:45Boris, just because the stereotype exists does not mean you need to play into it.
01:12:02If you keep yelling like that, the human will hear you.
01:12:04Good!
01:12:05I hope she hears me and kills you first!
01:12:07I hope she hears me and kills you first!
01:12:15I hope she hears me and does not believe in it.
01:12:17I will assume she hears me...
01:12:19...the kids are ogre than she's mad by being...
01:12:21-...and she hears me and tells her much to women.
01:12:24In the background words, yeah.
01:12:25In the terminator, it's like,
01:12:26I mean, we drink everything.
01:12:27It's better that they're just comfortably on.
01:12:28No sense, we're just olacak.
01:12:28We'll can make it be achsle movie for the reason they need.
01:12:29We can get the kids in.
01:12:31So instead...
01:12:32That sounds nice, we don't entertain normal.
01:12:33I just hate them as well as we feel today
01:12:34We will report them to my fans like that.
01:12:35I think I need to have some questions,
01:12:36Hey,reet, I'm really freaking out a bit.
01:12:36It's not a bit Sonic
01:12:37What up in the background that I need
01:12:38the woman just
01:12:44the woman's quartered a
01:12:45quartered a vampire who is like about ready to
01:12:48just like start breaking out all the powers
01:12:49unbeknownst to them they're standing on
01:12:51a trap door
01:12:53and that's when
01:12:56the woman like
01:12:58hunting them just goes
01:12:59happy arbor day and the trap door opens
01:13:02and the sharpened end of a tree
01:13:04trunk just comes right
01:13:06the fuck up through the entire body
01:13:08I'll show you where they are
01:13:16will you spare me
01:13:17nope fair enough
01:13:18that's why we don't let Toreador
01:13:23into the coterie
01:13:25anymore they can't help but seduce
01:13:27the humans
01:13:28I'll show you where they are
01:13:41and the other ones
01:13:42they can't help but seduce
01:13:42the humans
01:13:43they can't help but seduce
01:13:44the humans
01:13:45they can't help but seduce
01:13:46the humans
01:13:47they can't help but seduce
01:13:48humans hiding in the mirror in a log hallway
01:14:08it's really easy to trick them how long the hallway is when there's no reflection
01:14:11help them out with perspective
01:14:13oh yeah that'd really screw with you
01:14:41oh
01:14:49like that bit in rugrats go wild
01:15:04where like donnie is uh behind a waterfall
01:15:07and is like imitating
01:15:08chucky
01:15:09and he thinks it's uh
01:15:10and he goes
01:15:11oh it's just my reflection
01:15:12that happens
01:15:13hiding behind just a glass pane
01:15:15and just uh
01:15:18and just does that
01:15:19it just like imitates the vampire standing in front of it
01:15:22and the vampire just goes
01:15:23oh
01:15:23it's just my reflection
01:15:25hey wait a minute
01:15:26fist bursts through the glass
01:15:29grabs him by the neck
01:15:31ffff
01:15:57fff
01:16:01i take this slasher idea
01:16:31like
01:16:39she like
01:16:40she like
01:16:40she's grinding garlic clove
01:16:57garlic cloves into a juice
01:16:59and then just and then just like
01:17:01coats of weapon with it
01:17:03just like coats of bat with it
01:17:06oh god that'd be fun
01:17:19plus 20 points of damage
01:17:24and then just for a MAY
01:17:33wherever
01:17:33you
01:17:34mm
01:17:35no
01:17:35no
01:17:36no
01:17:36no
01:17:36no
01:17:37no
01:17:37no
01:17:37no
01:17:38no
01:17:38no
01:17:42no
01:17:43no
01:17:43no
01:17:46no
01:17:47no
01:17:47no
01:17:48no
01:17:48no
01:17:49no
01:17:49no
01:17:50no
01:17:50no
01:17:50no
01:17:50no
01:17:51no
01:17:52no
01:17:54A hunter girl after killing a vamp from behind the glass
01:18:10A resounding lack of awareness for a creature
01:18:13Which has been around for hundreds of years
01:18:15They never left the castle
01:18:17Covers their nails with garlic juice
01:18:24They should claw out their eyes with bonus damage
01:18:26Just find as many ways as possible to make vampires absolutely shriek
01:18:47Her slasher movie conventions
01:18:54One vampire must survive
01:18:56Who will it be?
01:18:56Nobody
01:18:57They all die
01:18:58And then she just walks out of the castle
01:19:05She just walks out of the castle
01:19:06With a bloody club slung over her shoulder
01:19:17She just walks out of the castle
01:19:47All right, I am going to call the stream because it is cold in here
01:20:14I'm feeling a little grimy
01:20:15I need to get a bath
01:20:16See you later
01:20:17See you later
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