- 5/10/2025
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00:00CD stands for CD, you nerds.
00:28And she's right, there's old friends and old acquaintances who I last saw like maybe
00:51seven or eight years ago, and yet I
00:58still think about them frequently.
01:08Some of them I haven't seen since I was eight and only knew for about two years.
01:11Pulled back and viewed from the macro, such connections are just a tiny fraction of life,
01:16which is itself just a tiny fraction of existence.
01:18When people look back on old relationships, they tend to dwell on the ones that hurt
01:25them because trauma is such a uniquely significant moment in a person's life.
01:29But no less important are the ones that influenced us positively, a friend who spent a brief time
01:34with you but who influenced you in a very positive way.
01:37Maybe it was someone you wish you had been better toward before they drifted away.
01:40Maybe it was someone who was there during a tough time just to be a source of joy that
01:43was desperately needed.
01:44Or maybe they were someone who made you realize how much you crave that kind of closeness
01:48to begin with.
01:49I will find something touching and heartfelt in this silly game about doing your homework,
02:08and you can't fucking stop me!
02:10However, while you may go a very long time without thinking about them, you never really
02:17forget the people who matter to you.
02:38And she's thinking entirely-
02:40Alright, we won't retake it, we'll just own the fact that my voice acting is shit.
02:45I embrace the cringe, and those who can't embrace the cringe are weak.
03:15Some people really don't like second-hand embarrassment as a form of comedy.
03:21People are weak.
03:45But they don't want to irritate you.
03:47They want to reduce the group of theories like me too.
03:48They start by unfolding the dissolution of a weekly background and stepping out.
03:49Thank you and everyone.
03:50I appreciate this pain, and others who try and understand me personally.
03:54All right.
03:55Which one do you guys want to do next?
03:57No no no no no no no no.
04:02All right, which one do you guys want to do next?
04:15Taima, First Kiss, Drowning Drowning, Starry Flowers, Bad End Theater, Sextivice Succubus, Poffin, or Syrup 2?
04:32Taima, First Kiss, more zombie girl.
04:54Oh, I can't do First Kiss. I have to go back and, like, record the rest of the endings, because I never did that.
05:05I bring them up in the script, so I need them.
05:12Drowning, Drowning. Okay.
05:13Yeah, it's only about two minutes.
05:24Drowning, Drowning is an RP...
05:26Oh, right.
05:43Drowning, Drowning is an RPG-maker game about a listless, miserable girl who, at the...
06:08Drowning, Drowning is an RPG...
06:13Drowning, Drowning is an RPG-maker game about a listless, miserable girl who, at the behest...
06:36Drowning, Drowning is an RPG-maker game about a listless, miserable girl who, at the behest...
06:38Drowning, Drowning, Drowning is an RPG-maker game about a listless, miserable girl who, at the behest of a mermaid, dives into the ocean to drown herself.
07:04Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Drowning, Dr
07:34This miserable girl, yes.
08:00Grants are the ability to breathe underwater, as Maya
08:04As Maya is exploring the underwater village, it turns out the little mermaid who brought
08:17her here wanted her help in retrieving the underwater village, it turns out the little
08:30mermaid, who brought her here to the airport, it turns out the little mermaid who brought
08:39her here is the future.
08:40It turns out the little mermaid who brought her here was the first time to find a wish.
08:47It turns out the Little Mermaid who brought her here wanted her help in retrieving a lost pendant deep in the underwater trench,
09:03having heard that humans can withstand the pressure.
09:08Unfortunately, she then had to go to her village.
09:12It turns out the Little Mermaid who brought her here wanted her help in retrieving a lost pendant deep in the underwater trench,
09:17having heard that humans can withstand the pressure.
09:19Unfortunately, she then has to be told,
09:21in a submarine.
09:34In a submarine, you idiot.
09:36So Maya goes home with an invitation to come back tomorrow where a party...
09:39...
09:40...
09:42...
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09:56So Maya goes home with an invitation to come back tomorrow where a party is being thrown in her honor because they like making new friends.
10:13Maya feels very weird about this, as why is she worth celebrating when she...
10:26...like making new friends? Maya feels very weird about this, as why is she worth celebrating when she's a kid?
10:56Maya feels very weird about this, as why is she worth celebrating when she couldn't retrieve the lost pendant?
11:08You can easily get a feel for the fact that Maya doesn't really consider herself to have any value to anyone who's a kid.
11:16And is confused by the way in which people underwater seem to genuinely like her.
11:30This is actually quite accurate to what it's like to live with self-loathing.
11:33My wife can attest to this, the saddest part about knowing someone with depression, self-loathing, or...
11:38...or abuse trauma isn't the breakdowns, or the lethargy. It's when you express sincere affection and appreciation for someone, and they look at you with very innocent confusion.
11:55A per...
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17:32And I looked up and I was like, oh, you were talking to me?
17:38I was the only other person in the fucking room.
17:42God, it's funny in retrospect.
17:47No.
17:57No.
17:59No.
18:00No.
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18:01No.
18:05Way too funny, but also way too sad.
18:35It's a point where you want to pull someone into a hug and tell them that everything's
18:38going to be okay.
18:39It was obvious that Mai is depressed from the attempted suicide at the start of the
18:42game, but the totality of that depression is made clear right here.
18:45Why are you celebrating me?
18:46I haven't been of any use.
18:48After the party-
19:05I'll see you next time.
19:20Bye.
19:25Bye.
19:28Bye.
19:29Bye.
20:35I haven't been a-
20:42I haven't been a-
21:05I haven't been a-
21:07I haven't been a-
21:17I haven't been a-
21:52I haven't been of any use.
21:59After the party ends, Maya's confusion moves on to outright guilt, believing herself
22:03in the end of the day.
22:22After the party ends, Maya's confusion moves on to outright guilt, believing herself to
22:40be an intruder who is only begrudgingly welcomed, actively twisting acts of kindness into something
22:44that she can understand.
22:45So she goes into the trench to find the pendant.
22:48The entire way down, she's haunted by little...
23:15The entire way down, she's haunted by little echoes of herself that reinforce what she
23:31feels about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
23:42...about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
23:42...about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
23:42...about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
23:46...about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
23:50...about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
23:54...about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
23:56...about herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
24:28The entire way down, she's haunted by little echoes of herself that reinforce herself until she reaches the pendant and passes out from the pressure.
24:41The mermaids recover her and manage to help her heal, but they do not know what to do.
24:58She's determined it's too dangerous for her to be down here and cast a spell to ensure that she can't return.
25:12But Maya doesn't want this, because it was the only time...
25:15...this, because it was the only time she felt anything close to a glimmer of happiness, and she begs to be allowed to come back.
25:40Luckily, one of the mermaids was already coming back, because they thought...
25:45...this was an unfair...
25:47...felt anything close to a glimmer of happiness, because it was...
25:49...the only time she felt anything close to a glimmer of happiness, and she begs to be allowed to come back.
25:57...and she begs to be allowed to come back.
25:59...and she begs to be allowed to come back.
26:05Luckily, one of the mermaids was already coming back, because they thought this was an unfair...
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29:13Where I'm becoming this
29:16All I want to do
29:18Is be more like me
29:20And be less like you
29:22Okay
29:28Nealist
29:30Place
29:32Morning drought
29:43You all remember Pastille, right?
30:01Syrup's manager and BFF slash surrogate brother
30:04He and Perry have a nice night out together
30:05Where we learn that Pastille has been completely living
30:13Oh my god, CD, are you just taking this chance to gush about vinegar?
30:38No, kinda, thru-
30:39It makes a chance to gush about vinegar
30:49No, kinda
30:51Ugh, fucking hell
31:01I'm out all
31:16I'm out all
31:17I'm out all
31:20I'm out all
31:25But they kill their victims.
31:55Oh, hey, you guys know the bit in the last video where, like, time shows up, and it says wanna be part of my Homestuck lore recap?
32:25I do.
32:34Yeah.
32:35Okay.
32:36Yes.
32:37All right.
32:38Well, this is what it says now.
32:55Oh, my God.
33:08This, I wanna be something.
33:15Go somewhere.
33:16Do something.
33:17I want things to change.
33:18I want this.
33:19I wanna be something.
33:20Go somewhere.
33:21Do something.
33:22I want things to change.
33:23I wanna invent time and space.
33:24And so Nil became space, sowing light and life all over the universe.
33:27And that was when time showed up.
33:28Time and space were happy for eternity with just each other, but then space's light faded.
33:33Not the Vaporeon copypasta.
33:35Yes, the Vaporeon copypasta.
33:44So it's like she looked at Treat and went not uwu enough, and now Treat absolutely reeks of uwu.
33:49The overall theme of the game has a lot to do with-
34:04Huh.
34:05I'm just starting to realize that this is now my third year in a row where I cover visual novels in some capacity.
34:09Well, for those of you who were asking, I guess now you have an ETA.
34:12Anyway, with my wife's move to Canada in less than a month, I've been slipping further and-
34:22You ho-
34:30Anyway, Basil-
34:31Girl, your problem was already solved so long ago that capitalism's already gotten to it.
34:35Well, that was easy.
34:36On to the second one.
34:37The second session is with-
34:38Magico-
34:39Oh, it's Basil, isn't it?
34:41Alright, let's do Sex and Succubus.
34:46Let's get the short ones out of the way so I feel like I've made more progress than I actually have.
35:01Would that be Mikayla's movie Jerry Pride Month? Because that's awesome.
35:04Uh, just before Pride Month, actually.
35:07And everything's on schedule.
35:14Space fell in love with the first girl she saw, to bet she was a Redditor.
35:18The third girl in under-
35:19Figure down her.
35:20And after the last month after itio was an NjNTan-
35:23Donovan kid came up with the mother-FX Act.
35:25If she got part of it, she p-
35:27If she was no longer, say I can't quit her.
35:28Donovan.
35:42Is that Lil Casino?
35:43We won't have a Andreas Bunny пут僕 am cold.
35:45If she had something like that, then she was all gone given as a survivor.
36:48Sex advice, Sucky.
36:49This is...
36:50Don't do this to me.
37:08You know what?
37:16Take a break.
37:27Editing game footage does get tedious.
37:29The Dragon Age video was way worse.
37:31Pride is on the must be...
37:39Oh, Pride is on.
37:41Must be why Chapel Rhone jam loops and demo got added.
37:45Okay.
38:01Considering their length, I...
38:02It would be...
38:04Yeah.
38:05Like, record...
38:07Like, having to play and record the entire Dragon Age series for one fucking video.
38:13And you know you're not going to use most of that fucking footage.
38:34Yeah.
38:34It would be, For sure.
38:35The Dragon Age is on top…
38:36Yeah.
38:37Once that's at that point, it's...
38:38Let's take a break.
38:39Yeah.
38:40And it's, for sure.
38:41gdy extrapolates to the Dream Earth system, chyba that's okay.
38:43You know...
38:44Cause I mean, where do you know what?
38:45So come on.
38:46You know...
38:47I'm not going down here.
38:48I think...
38:48I think it's quite dope.
38:49You know what is good.
38:49And I think...
38:50I think it'll be super bad.
38:51этymys for the faut-
39:52I remember you streaming that giant castle gala mission.
39:56At the start, it seemed fun, but then four hours had passed and we were all just begging to be let out.
40:00Yeah.
40:05It's like, ugh, don't let me loose in a big maze.
40:09I have very poor sense of direction and I'm very easily distracted.
40:12I did.
40:42It's like, oh, for those who don't follow me on Blue Sky, I posted this earlier.
41:05Idea for a movie.
41:0617th century woman gets seduced by a vampire into his castle, realizes that the last second she's just walked into a nest of vampires and escapes into a secret passage.
41:14The rest of the movie is her stalking and killing them in increasingly creative ways.
41:18I still get lost in the village during dead money.
41:26Two things from back when you were streaming Dragon Age.
41:29The first is just barely seeing some shooting stars I woke up early for and then tuning in afterwards.
41:34And the second is, is that Eve Miles?
41:36Yeah.
41:48I'll see you next time.
42:18Mixed Home Alone with the mousetrap and had a shitload of vampires.
42:30See, I wasn't really thinking Home Alone.
42:32I was thinking more of a slasher movie.
42:33I already picture, like, the vampire who brought her in hiding in, like, hiding in a dungeon with, like, one of the other vampires.
42:56It's just like, you see, I told you you have to stop bringing the...
43:02I told you I have to stop bringing these village women into the castle.
43:06It's like, look, I'm sorry.
43:11Trying to get the vampire accent right.
43:15Look, I'm...
43:16Look, I'm sorry, friend.
43:19I just...
43:20It's like, I must...
43:21It's like, it is in my nature.
43:23I must seduce my way through the village.
43:27It's like, Boris, I am getting really fucking tired of that stereotype.
43:32It's like, Boris, Boris, I am getting really fucking tired of that stereotype.
43:57I just see you are horny and fuck off.
44:00It's like...
44:01So, like, get out of a movie.
44:09No!
44:09Like a slasher movie!
44:11Is this not getting through?
44:26Boris, just because the stereotype exists does not mean you need to play into it.
44:34If you keep yelling like that, the human will hear you.
44:37Good.
44:38I hope she hears me and kills you first.
44:40If you keep yelling like that, if you...
44:46With this, if you keep yelling like that, if you're the shank I ask you to interrupt.
44:47A lot of
44:54things are right.
44:55And the thing it will make you look moreצ isot einem.
44:58In the fight scene on time.
44:58Says the baki to help from time.
44:59I'm like, I'm like, I fool.
44:59sonst the baby when you're talkingард One.
45:00I think afterwards, if you think, do it enough.
45:02I don't seem to beượngthe kalium is any who's screwed up here in that discretion слова.
45:03Let's see what's on the day note below.
45:04the woman just look the woman's quartered a vampire who was like about ready to just like
45:21start breaking out all the powers unbeknownst to them they're standing on top on a trap door
45:25and that's when the woman the woman like hunting them just goes happy arbor day and the
45:33trap door opens and the sharpened end of a tree trunk just comes right the fuck up through the
45:39entire body
45:47show you where they are will you spare me no fair enough
45:54that's why we don't let toreadors into the coterie anymore they can't help but seduce the humans
46:03so
46:27you
46:33Humans hiding in the mirror in a long hallway, it's really easy to trick them on how long
46:42the hallway is when there's no reflection to help them out with perspective.
46:47Oh yeah, that'd really screw with you.
47:03When you're here, the one's a problem.
47:09You should be able to do something with a ceiling, but it's really easy to do.
47:16You should be able to do something with the ceiling.
47:20You should be able to do something with a ceiling, but you should be able to do something with
47:27your ceiling.
47:28oh like that bit in rugrats go wild where like donnie is uh behind a waterfall and is like
47:40imitating chucky and he thinks it's uh and he goes oh it's just my reflection
47:44that happens hiding behind just a glass pane
47:48and just uh and just does that it just like imitates the vampire standing in front of it
47:54the vampire just goes oh it's just my reflection hey wait a minute fist bursts through the glass
48:02grabs him by the neck
48:24i take this slasher idea
48:54like she like
49:13she's grinding garlic clove garlic cloves into a juice and then just and then just like
49:34coats of weapon with it just like coats of bat with it
49:43oh god that'd be fun
49:51plus 20 points of damage
49:56you
50:05you
50:05you
50:06you
50:36A hunter girl after killing a vamp from behind the glass.
50:43A resounding lack of awareness for a creature which has been around for hundreds of years.
50:48They never left the castle.
50:55Covers their nails with garlic juice to claw out their eyes with bonus damage.
50:59Just find as many ways as possible to make vampires absolutely shriek.
51:06Freak.
51:25Her slasher movie conventions.
51:27One vampire must survive.
51:28Who will it be?
51:29Nobody.
51:30They all die.
51:30And then she just walks out of the castle.
51:38She just walks out of the castle with a bloody club slung over her shoulder.
52:00She's got crazy.
52:01She's got crazy.
52:02She's got crazy in the castle.
52:03She's got crazy.
52:06She's got crazy.
52:37All right, I am going to call the stream because it is cold in here.
52:46I'm feeling a little grimy.
52:48I need to get a bath.
52:49See you later.
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