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00:00:00girl your problem was already
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00:00:36well that was easy onto the second one
00:00:43well that was easy onto the second one
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00:00:52well that was easy onto the second one
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00:01:30oh it's basil isn't it
00:01:45anyway basil is an incubus who is pathologically obsessed with some magical girl series to the point of cosplaying as a lead character
00:01:51basil's actually appeared in several other games and another piece of candy
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00:01:57some people really like basil
00:01:59i am not one of those people
00:02:04anyway anyway basil's problem is that he
00:02:08asexual and doesn't realize it and thinks that's not what normal is
00:02:22a sexist can be considered asexual and does not realize it
00:02:26Basil's problem is that he's asexual and doesn't realize it and thinks that's not what normal Incubi do.
00:02:38Well, you know, Basil, normal Incubi probably don't it.
00:02:41Well, you know, Basil, normal Incubi probably don't it.
00:02:45For Sailor Blood Moon, so I feel that ship has probably sailed.
00:02:56Anyway, Q-Min eventually tells him that being asexual is normal.
00:03:18Incubi have an entire support site for it and sends him on his way, and that's not what I'm saying.
00:03:23Incubi have an entire support site for it and sends him on his way, and that's not what I'm saying.
00:03:26That's sex-advice-succubus.
00:03:28The entire game is about maybe half an hour long, maybe more if you go for all the endings, and admittedly it is quite a puzzling chat simulator.
00:03:39It's never 100% clear what the best answer is for a given character, so you just have to use your best judgment, though sometimes the wrong thing to say is pretty fucking obvious.
00:03:56Pretty fucking obvious.
00:04:26Pretty fucking obvious.
00:04:32The chat can go off onto tangents at non-sequiturs as Q-Min tries to get her clients comfortable and relaxed, especially Basil, who looks ready to cry every five seconds.
00:04:56And that's about it.
00:04:57If you're ace and still need validation, then, well, nothing's wrong with-
00:05:00Well, nothing's wrong with you.
00:05:02Plenty of people are ace.
00:05:03They've got-
00:05:03And that's about it.
00:05:05If you're ace and still need validation, then, well, nothing's wrong with you.
00:05:09Plenty of people are ace.
00:05:10They've got this all figured out.
00:05:11Allosexuals are just weird, and also my wife is ace, and she's fucking awesome, and therefore so are you.
00:05:15Now you don't have to play Sex Advice Succubus.
00:05:17It's alright.
00:05:21Now you don't have to play Sex Advice Succubus.
00:05:23I'm just kidding.
00:05:23It's alright.
00:05:24You should play it.
00:05:39You should play it.
00:05:39Vagina Junction!
00:05:41What's your function?
00:05:43Taking in sperm and spitting out babies!
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00:06:37What on earth was that song? Oh, that's a bit from Family Guy where they took schoolhouse rock and turned it into sex ed
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00:07:45Princess Poffin and the spider invasion is a very short 10-minute game on the game boy where you play as Poffin the moth princess the moth princess from spooky's Poffin the moth Poffin the
00:07:55Poffin the moth princess from spooky soiree a spider has invaded the attic and strewn webs everywhere and it's up to Poffin to clear the webs and find the spider along the way she'll learn her brother has a spider fetish and that moths are apparently unable to determine when a spider is hiding in plain sight after catching the spider it turns out she just covets the moonlight and so Poffin comes to light and so Poffin comes to a diplomatic solution to allow the spider to escape.
00:08:03To allow the spider into this corner of the attic so she can have all the moonlight she wants so she can have all the moonlight she wants so she can have all the moonlight she wants.
00:08:10And thus a new ally is made.
00:08:12And that's it. It's a short sweet gameboy game about being diplomatic.
00:08:15the spider, it turns out she just covets the moonlight, and so Poffin comes to a diplomatic
00:08:23solution to allow the spider into this corner of the attic, so she can have all the moonlight she
00:08:27wants, and thus a new ally is made. And that's it, it's a short, sweet Game Boy game about being diplomatic.
00:08:45Being diplomatic.
00:09:15There we go.
00:09:22There we go.
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00:11:12I'm not going to get too in-depth about Syrup 2, because at time of writing it's still an early access Patreon exclusive, and Nami has asked patrons not to give away any significant spoilers, so I'm going to be as general as I possibly can.
00:11:21Ugh, CD, you have nothing but contend for sp-
00:11:24I'm not going to get too in-depth about spoilers, so I'm going to be-
00:11:40Ugh, CD.
00:11:42That's true, but I'm also not an asshole.
00:11:56You know, it's a simple request, Pixie.
00:11:57Syrup 2 takes up right from where the-
00:11:59Asshole.
00:11:59You know, it's a simple request, Pixie.
00:12:00Thank God.
00:12:01Syrup 2 takes up right from the heavier subject matter, and her story is very reminiscent of the Commander Data episodes of Star Trek.
00:12:06Starfleet was founded to seek out new life.
00:12:09Well, there it sits.
00:12:11Given that Syrup and Gumdrop are my favorite characters from Nami, the main plot being about them and their bond is literal Christmas and bordering on somewhere between flustered nutcase and supervillain waiting to happen, but in Syrup 2-
00:12:22Hey, I mean, I wanted to give my girlfriend some special candy that has symbolic meaning, but I have no idea-
00:12:26Already had the idea, here it is, I am a fucking genius.
00:12:30Syrup is a generous, kind, thoughtful, and loving person, but her-
00:12:33Still completely recoils at any open display of affection, flees from her, and goes right back to calling Gumdrop candy, weirdo.
00:12:41You know, I don't know about you, but I am hearing wedding bells already.
00:12:45Yeah, I'm not gonna-
00:12:46But you know, it's fun to be a conspiracy theorist when the conspiracy is extremely low stakes.
00:12:50Gumdrop calls Syrup baby girl when nobody else is around, and Syrup likes it, and if you try to convince me otherwise, you're a fed.
00:12:56Interestingly enough, this-
00:12:57Convince me otherwise, you're a fed.
00:13:01...raising Syrup's attack, and if Syrup's health is low, she'll heal her by force-feeding her a piece of her-
00:13:07It could- it could've been anything- it could've been just giving it to her.
00:13:15You can make Gumdrop's hair as a healing item, but no, it's explicitly shoving it in her mouth.
00:13:22I was not okay for like 10 minutes when I first saw that.
00:13:25So you just have to attack and occasionally use an item.
00:13:27Hell, if you're feeling lazy, you can craft 50 Metastills, which automatically-
00:13:31...party, and Syrup takes fatal damage.
00:13:33Pastille will retaliate and deal 9-9-9 damage to the enemy.
00:13:38It doesn't win the fight, and it's just a little flavor ability to show how deeply Pastille cares about Syrup, and also, how fucking powerful he is?
00:13:47Like, what the hell does this boy eat?
00:13:49This whole part of the game gives off a ch- excuse.
00:13:51The gameplay loop of RPG battles, gathering resources, crafting things, and making moony eyes of cute girls is very Biowary.
00:13:58It has a very ambitious number of flags and checks, and the areas available to explore are quite expansive.
00:14:02It's also just a fucking long game, like, Nami's games up to this point can be completed in about two hours, but my recording of this game is up to, like, six hours.
00:14:10This is like the second longest visual novel I've ever played.
00:14:13It's also really useful at just breaking up the story, as you enter this rhythm of dialogue and gameplay so neither situation overstays its welcome for too long.
00:14:21It's this very well-thought-out ebb and flow of gameplay, more so than any of her other games, and it really works.
00:14:26It makes the whole experience just mwah.
00:14:28And there's still more to come. The main plot cliffhangs at a point where Sierra promises to do something that is borderline impossible for Gumdrop, and so there's a long way to go.
00:14:36Out of all the visual novels I've played, I am eagerly looking forward to how this game ends, and it has quickly shot up to being my favorite.
00:14:42Honey, what you waiting for? Welcome to my candy store!
00:14:49To being my favorite.
00:14:50Honey, what you waiting for? Welcome to my candy store!
00:14:56It's time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore!
00:15:03And step into my candy store!
00:15:08And, well, we can't close out a video like this...
00:15:11And, well, we can't close out a video like this without ranking all of...
00:15:17Now, I do need to point out before we do that, that all of Nami's games are good.
00:15:28Even if I bitch about one, it is still, like, an A-.
00:15:31Even if I bitch about them, the lowest grade I give any of them is, like, I think a B.
00:15:37Even if I...
00:15:38Even if I bitch about them, the lowest grade I give any of them is, like, I think a B.
00:15:47Something has to be last, something has to be at the bottom of the list, but that doesn't mean...
00:15:52That doesn't mean it's bad.
00:15:53You should be at the bottom of the list, but...
00:15:56That doesn't mean it's bad.
00:15:59You should definitely play all of them.
00:16:01They're all worth it.
00:16:03That doesn't mean it's bad.
00:16:04So to that end, number 14 is Drowning Drowning.
00:16:07Okay.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:08All right.
00:22:44To both treat the events of this game are simply referred to as being a dork shame.
00:22:54Number 13 is Kaima.
00:23:04Similar to Drowning Drowning, Kaima is another game that's quite undercooked.
00:23:10That said, the characterization of Serena is interesting enough to keep me interested.
00:23:14And this being one of the few Nami games where a couple actually breaks up and are deeply unhealthy is quite novel.
00:23:27Though Bad End Theater is a better example of that kind of playing against type.
00:23:32Number 12, Sex Advice Succubus.
00:23:44We'll see you next time.
00:23:45Bye.
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00:25:44Drop shadow wouldn't be seen there.
00:26:14Somewhat interesting dialogue puzzles that tickle my brain jelly, it's such a way with words.
00:26:36I actually got that from McKay.
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00:26:54Hmm.
00:26:55Hmm.
00:26:56Hmm.
00:26:57Hmm.
00:27:18Number 11, Princess Poffin and the Spider-
00:27:24Number 11, Princess Poffin and the Spider Invasion.
00:27:39This is a short and sweet game, nothing substantial to say about it, but it's a good 10 minutes
00:27:43you weren't going to spend on anything productive anyway.
00:27:45Number 10, First Kiss at a Spooky Soiree.
00:27:47First Kiss was fun to play and I love the canon, but I feel this game really lives the
00:27:54way to play.
00:27:56Mm-hmm.
00:27:57Mm-hmm.
00:27:58Mm-hmm.
00:27:59Mm-hmm.
00:28:00Mm-hmm.
00:28:01Mm-hmm.
00:28:02Mm-hmm.
00:28:24Mm-hmm.
00:28:39Mm-hmm.
00:28:40Mm-hmm.
00:28:44Mm-hmm.
00:28:46Oops.
00:29:16Anyway.
00:29:36Number 10. First Kiss at a Spooky Soiree.
00:29:39First Kiss was fun to play and I love the canon ending, but I feel this game really lives and dies on whether you like the characters introduced.
00:30:00And for a lot of them I was just kinda lukewarm about.
00:30:02Harry Winkle is amazing, Vinegar is an S-tier character, Jam is adorable and I'm glad they're together, but the rest didn't really blow my socks off.
00:30:10Which one was your favorite? Let me know in the comments.
00:30:19Number 9. Loadly Wolf Treat
00:30:20Number 9. Loadly Wolf Treat
00:30:22Number 10
00:30:38Number 10
00:30:44Number 10
00:30:45Mm-hmm.
00:30:51Mm-hmm.
00:30:58Mm-hmm.
00:31:03Mm-hmm .
00:31:07Mm-hmm.
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:12Everybody take a guess.
00:34:14What's number one?
00:34:15But between the admittedly quite engaging puzzles and a cute little story about making new friend,
00:34:21just before you part ways forever was a good mixture for a solid punch in the heart.
00:34:30Maybe not as meaty of a punch as Astra's garden, but a punch is a punch and I'm still going to need that defibrillator.
00:34:35Number seven, starry flowers.
00:34:42Syrup one or two, prob two.
00:34:56At Astra's garden.
00:34:58Hmm.
00:34:59Bad guesses.
00:35:01Bad guesses.
00:35:33Any more guesses?
00:36:03Either Syrup 2, Astra's Garden, Bad End Theater, or Her Tears Were My...
00:36:19Ooh.
00:36:23Number 7, Starry Flowers.
00:36:31I've come away with a more positive feeling about Starry Flowers, especially since Syrup 2 and Astra's Garden made me like Periwinkle a lot more.
00:36:37And I actually realized what it was that bothered me the first time, and I wasn't playing it a second time, it was just a nice, cozy experience, and I'm sorry I was so mean to it before.
00:36:53While my points about how verbose it can be still stands, and I really feel that a kinetic novel is just not a great vector for a long story like this, it is still good.
00:37:04Are you going straight up Texas sharpshooter?
00:37:18Number 6, Bad End Theater.
00:37:19Number 6, Bad End Theater.
00:37:19Number 6, Bad End Theater.
00:37:49Bad End Theater
00:37:50οΏ½
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00:38:29Still good.
00:38:46Number 6, Bad End Theater.
00:38:47Bad End Theater sticks with me for its theme about how tragedy and comedy aren't opposites,
00:38:58their partners.
00:38:59Each one is lesser without the other, all wrapped up in a delightful little subversive narrative
00:39:03about daring to hope in a hopeless situation.
00:39:05And I'm still salty about missing those maiden and overlord plushies.
00:39:09Number 5, Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet.
00:39:28Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:39:35Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:39:58Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:41:11Thank you so much, and it still introduces my two favorite characters from this author,
00:41:13so it's still worth putting up with for me.
00:41:184.
00:41:19Contract Demon
00:41:41I didn't even clock the Contract Demon made it up this high. Good for it. Yeah.
00:41:48I was wondering why nobody was guessing Contract Demon.
00:41:55I was wondering why nobody was guessing Contract Demon.
00:42:02I was wondering why nobody was guessing Contract Demon.
00:42:09I was wondering why nobody was guessing Contract Demon.
00:42:16I was wondering why?
00:42:23Do you have 24 days before?
00:42:26Here it is.
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00:44:29embarrassing girlfriend melting through her cool-girl persona to get at the soft, gooey
00:44:33center inside.
00:44:38I wish Eleni and Kamala all the happiness in the world.
00:44:41Number three, her tears were my light.
00:45:59I'm dressing up and traveling and thinking on the human condition or cookie clicker with a side
00:46:07order of medical ethics.
00:46:10Yeah, I guess it is coming down to like Astra's garden or syrup too.
00:46:14All right.
00:46:15Put in the chat whether you think number one is Astra's garden or syrup too.
00:46:29Number three, her tears were my light.
00:46:46The atmosphere and polyamorous themes of her tears were my light still get me right in the heart.
00:46:50I played it twice more before sitting down for this video and it still got to me.
00:46:54The music and the beautiful moody...
00:46:55And it still got to me.
00:46:57The music and the beautiful moody art...
00:46:59The music...
00:46:59The beautiful...
00:47:01The music...
00:47:02Video.
00:47:06And it still got to me.
00:47:07The music, the beautiful moody artwork.
00:47:09It's all a very simple story that takes a concept so esoteric like Cease Time Continuum Polycule and squeezes everything out of it you could reasonably expect.
00:47:22And it's absolutely sublime from start to finish.
00:47:31Anyone else want to make a guess?
00:47:36Come on guys, these editing streams are no fun if you don't participate.
00:47:52Oh, StreamerBot stopped showing the YouTube chat.
00:48:22Number two, Astra's Garden.
00:48:52Now it's so over.
00:48:59I'm not a failure.
00:49:12Oh, you got...
00:49:22Oh, you got...
00:49:36Mm-hmm.
00:49:41Mm-hmm.
00:49:43Mm-hmm.
00:49:43Mm-hmm.
00:49:48Mm-hmm.
00:49:49Mm-hmm.
00:49:502. Astra's Garden
00:50:11The subject matter explored in Astra's Garden
00:50:13and the willingness to come out of it
00:50:15and the willingness to come out of a difficult discussion with a non-reassuring answer is what makes this game so good.
00:50:32Honestly, it was only the idle game gameplay that kept it off the number one spot.
00:50:39This game had me actually crying toward the end, and when the game was done, I had to just sit there in the dark for a little while, processing everything.
00:50:47Number one, Syrup...
00:50:48I suppose it was a long shot to pay against CDs too, favorite novel...
00:51:00Hey, it's not just because they're my favorite characters.
00:51:03The game is genuinely really fucking good.
00:51:09ι€™ζ˜―δΈζ˜―ηš„ι€™ε€‹ε—Ž?
00:51:10It's only for a long shot.
00:51:11You didn't get me wrong, as soon as you're allowed to do something.
00:51:12I didn't get you wrong.
00:51:12You already know that this game is gonna be wrong.
00:51:13That guy says that the game is wrong, and you're gonna be wrong.
00:51:14But you can't do it.
00:51:16You are doing it for some reason.
00:51:17You are looking to stop playing on that, and that's the game is wrong.
00:51:19I'm gonna play with you.
00:51:19You can't play with you.
00:51:20I want to play with you.
00:51:21You can play with you, but you'll play with me.
00:51:23I'm playing with you.
00:51:23I'm playing with you.
00:51:24I don't play with you.
00:51:25I'm playing with you.
00:51:26I don't play with you.
00:51:27You have to play with you.
00:51:27I can play with you.
00:52:31I'm processing everything.
00:52:33Number 1, Syrup 2 Candy Alchemist RPG.
00:52:37Syrup 2 is pheno- Syrup 2 is a phenomenally good game in its own right.
00:52:50Building off some of Nami's most interesting characters and dealing with a variety of heavy subject matter, all without having to sacrifice in the gameplay department either.
00:52:59As a cozy workaday life simulator, it's probably the best mixture of story and gameplay, where the gameplay isn't an overly complicated mess of recipes and ingredients, and the story is both expertly lean and fascinatingly deep.
00:53:19I wasn't able to discuss the specifics of the story due to the fact that she requested patrons not give too many spoilers, but everything they did with the characters had me hooked from start to finish.
00:53:27Even Butterscotch, and I don't even like Butterscotch.
00:53:32And I don't even like Butterscotch.
00:53:36And I don't even like Butterscotch.
00:53:37And I don't even like Butterscotch.
00:53:40Absolutely, without a doubt, this is, like, this is, without a doubt, her best of luck.
00:53:57This is, without a doubt, her best game.
00:54:00It is absolutely phenom-nom-nominal.
00:54:04Well, I'm CD RedeE Cull.
00:54:09sorry
00:54:14should play
00:54:15sorry
00:54:15hello
00:54:17well
00:54:18sorry
00:54:23sorry
00:54:28sorry
00:54:34Phenomenal, that is an incredible pun.
00:54:46All right well that's the audio done what's the final tally on the runtime now we're in 17 not bad
00:55:12What was the uh audio originally?
00:55:31Oh wow I shaved off an hour from the original runtime
00:55:42That's how much audio I cut
00:55:57So next time we do the actual video editing then we do the puppets then we do the music
00:56:03Yeah this one turned into something of a behemoth so like yeah that's why it's
00:56:13that's why it's been a month since I've uploaded a new video
00:56:33Even then uh yeah about a third of the video editing is already done
00:56:51I'm making good time
00:56:55To think the first time I made a video that was over an hour long it took me two years to work on
00:56:59No sorry it took me a year to work on
00:57:06Now I just fucking push these things out whenever
00:57:13Big videos may take longer but it does mean more cd all
00:57:17Hey only my wife gets uh gets a lot of cd
00:57:29All right well that'll do it for that'll be it for this stream I will see you all later
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